They really threw a blue shirt on Jack Black and called him Steve 😭. That’s like a homeless man putting on a pirate hat and wearing raggedy clothes and calling himself Jack Sparrow.
I thought it was obvious if there was a Minecraft movie, it would have somewhat of a dark fantasy theme, but no Hollywood would never do something like that
i would have freaking loved that, and i betcha many others would too, a film that plays more to the mature teen and young adult. It would have also been neat to see it in the style of CLASSIC Minecraft animation, not this realistic stuff, and NO irl people please. im so tired of the half animation half real life thing.
Jack Black is the worst option to depict Steve. Steve would have been best portrayed as a mute, never talks, grunts, and we get his personality and character development all through his actions and how he behaves. I think if they stuck true to the way players move and act with minecraft Steve would have been the best. Those soulless stares before swinging his weapon, the pauses before taking action, that's the kind of thing that made minecraft online, minecraft. Steve being careless, and reckless in the beginning of the movie, but growing into a stoic protector near the end, using minecrafts physics to manipulate his environment would have been legendary. The best part is, because they have a cast that can talk in the movie, they would have carried the dialogue, but letting the audience/viewers project themselves onto steve would have been the best imo. the issue with that route is.... Jack Black is the complete opposite of all that I have described. He's too over the top, too animated. I feel like we are going to miss out big time
I have nothing against Jack Black himself, I loved him in Kung Fu Panda as Po and the Mario Movie as Bowser, but yeah, he simply doesn't work in Minecraft, props to him for at least trying though.
They should’ve just made it like Minecraft Story Mode, with animated Alex and Steve meeting and then going to beat the Ender Dragon. They had ONE. JOB.
yeah there are already so many minecraft animations online for them to compare this to and realize that it would look sooooo much better if they made the real people into animated minecraft characters. Like the mario movie didn't have to pull live action people into the mario world. and a movie like jumanji, which pulls real people into a video game world, just makes the videogame world live action too. They could have chose ONE of those two very simple straightforward ways to go about this, either one, and it would have been so much better and costed so much less than casting jack black and jason mamoa
The trailer indeed lacks substance, and it seems like Hollywood is just cash-grabbing off the popularity of Minecraft. It would have made a lot more sense if they stayed true to the essence of the game rather than diluting it with star casts.
just like the minecraft spinoff games, i mean what is the point? there is no lore no nothing its like making a tripple a game with graphics from the 80 with the excuse yeah we one to respect the original, ignoring that even the idea of minecraft was stolen.
They copied jumanji and the Mario bros movie. They found themselves in the minecraft universe, Steve is their guide to escape. They have to battle the pigmen to escape, so they have to learn basic crafting recipes to make weapons and shit. Someone got paid hundreds of thousands for that
my two biggest gripes: - you have jack black playing steve despite having jason momoa, an much better choice due to his resemblance to steve, already in the movie in a wig and hot pink jacket. wasted talent - its live action. a lego movie-esque style would have been much better but this just feels like WB looked at Sonic, looked at Mario Bros and just jizzed all over the script when they saw how much money they made
I didn't even think of that first point, but upon thinking of it, I agree! Jason Mamoa would have been a better casting option for Steve! He certainly fits the characteristics of Steve from his beard to his skin. Plus, Steve would be bulkier because of all the stuff he can carry, so he is in physically better shape to play Steve [No offense, love Jack, but he's just not Steve] Now for an alternative, I could see Jack Black probably playing Herobrine instead as the parallel opposite of the hero. Of course, I strongly doubt that Warner Bros would even acknowledge that character's existence. They might have acknowledged Sanic in the first Sonic movie as a goofy Easter egg, but I doubt they are getting inspiration from Minecraft media for this movie 🙄
@@tessathegamefreak I see what you mean but Jack Black would feel more like a supporting character in this, like if he and Mamoa changed places. Herobrine I'd reserve for either Momoa or maybe either the Rock or Roman Reigns (the latter of which is frequently compared to Momoa), depending on the lore of Herobrine you're going for. You are right tho, Herobrine doesn't feel like the antagonist here but it seems to rather be going into the Minecraft Legends lore about a war between the overworld and the Nether. Maybe Herobrine appears in a sequel (because there will inevitably be one) but we won't know until all is said and done with this movie. The problem with a Minecraft movie is that Minecraft, unlike games such as Mario Bros, Sonic, etc is that Minecraft has no obvious story. If you watch Game Theory then you know there is some lore but its completely ignorable, meaning WB can take this in any direction and not really rail against the Minecraft theme so long as Steve doesn't whip out a Desert Eagle or Night's Edge or something. Its a sad fact that the most popular game of all time has the most pitfalls in a movie adaptation since there is such little room for error given the size of the fanbase and the amount of creative freedom you can take but creative freedom doesn't always lead to good results, this trailer being proof of that
7:48 I think the movie should be fully animated and should have a style that's similar to Minecraft Story Mode or at least have the actors look blocky like everything else
Yeah and even if the human actors aren’t blocky, because maybe there’s plot that actual human teleported into Minecraft, it’s a disgrace that Steve isn’t actually Steve. I believe the movie would be 20 times better alone from replacing jack black with a fully animated Steve, even if that Steve is completely mute
This movie trailer reminds me of those fake movie trailers from a few years ago like that fake edgy Pokémon movie trailer or that fake angry birds movie trailer, the only good thing about this Minecraft movie trailer is the Beatles song.
Someone made a irl Minecraft short film here on UA-cam and it's actually amazing for having no budget. There's no excuse for this being as bad as it is. Minecraft Jumanji edition is gonna suck.
They copied jumanji and the Mario bros movie. Easy money glitch. They found themselves in the minecraft universe, Steve is their guide to escape. They have to battle the pigmen to escape, so they have to learn basic crafting recipes to make weapons and shit. Someone got paid hundreds of thousands for that
With the Super Mario movie, you could tell the creators cared about the source material. With the Five Nights at Freddy's movie, you could tell the creators cared about the source material. With the Sonic movie(s), you could tell the creators cared about the source material. With this, it feels like not a single person involved in the production has ever played the original game.
Yeah, Minecraft had several Story Mode plot points, and its whole gimmick of the game was using your talents and creativity. Even The LEGO Movie made a good story out of its source material, and that was only toys!
Either go 100% animated or 100% real life. Imagine a movie about a simple miner getting caught up in some crazy fantasy sh*t and having to defeat a big black dragon in a nightmare-ish dimension! That would work so well either way as long as if you stick with one or the other!!
Hell even Songs of war by Black plasma studios looked better, and it even stopped at season 1. Its just so sad to see what could be amazing movies become just soulless cash grabs.
There’s already a Minecraft movie and it’s called “1000 plays build a civilisation in Minecraft”. I have never played the game and yet I was so invested in the whole plot.
When I first saw clips of the trailer I genuinely thought it was some kind of UA-cam skit. For skit, it wouldn't look bad at all! But realizing it was the official Minecraft movie trailer just blew my mind in the worst way-
the cherry on top of this minecraft movie is that this has been in the talks since 2014. they had time to know what direction they wanted to go. honestly they need to stop with adaptations, remakes, sequels/spin offs and just make original movies
People say that, but unfortunately, the box office doesn't support that theory. All of the movies that have broken a billion recently have been from established franchise (Mario Brothers, FNAF, Deadpool and Wolverine... etc) or spin offs (Inside Out 2).
@@danilutka mario one worked cause it was animated, fnaf worked due to its already large fanbase, and of course the marvel fanboys would spend money to go watch their movies (that is the universe deadpool and wolverine is in, right?) then there's the controversial topic of a well known celebrity to play a role in a movie that's mainly at play with making them do well in the box office. same for the sequels/spin offs, you have the nostalgia factor at play(depending on the time range between them and the original) but even that can only get you so far.
7:12 it’s a teaser though, not a trailer A teaser is just like a first look into the movie (like how it looks) A trailer tells you more about the actual plot Still really disappointed at this teaser (as you said this movie looks like a cash grab)
You really think a Minecraft movie would ever work, animated or not? It’s a sandbox game. If you really try you can find some lore pieces, but it’s not enough to make a movie. The only “actual” characters are the players themselves, and you can play them however you want so there’s no fixed characterization. The only objective of the game is to be creative and survive. Literally, I think Minecraft is the last game I would want a movie about. Imo sometimes it’s better if you let a game be just that, a game, without making movie adaptations about it.
@@MooseMeese101 I’d be down for a Minecraft movie following mat pat’s Minecraft lore timeline that would be sick but no we getting a Minecraft legends jumanji ripoff but honestly I think jumanji did it right but that’s not happening for this movie
I guess they could make Momoa into Steve at the end of the movie? He spoke very little, was kind of dismissive, maybe he learns from OldSteve who then goes and gets offed by a pigman and Momoa takes up the reins or something? Dunno why else Momoa's there - the woman seems to be there for comedy, the girl.. well, okay, no clue, future Alex? The other kid has a blue magical tesseract-like thing (which sucked them into the world?) so he's probably the reason they're there somehow, I dunno. It's all such a mess so far.
1. Jason Mamoa should have been an Iron Golem. Looks better, has an actual good backstory. 2. The black actor is better off as a villager imprisoned by the BBEG. 3. Jack Black could instead take the role of a raider turned good. 4. They can legit make this into LoTR in Minecraft, with the Wither as the BBEG or Ender dragon as Smaugr. But with the trailer, I doubt it.
OKAY HEAR ME OUT: *not animated* Steve is a lonely farmer in the Minecraft world ((the last true human on the planet (the villagers are some kind of peaceful mutants, unlike the other humanoid mobs)) and he lives a peaceful life with his pet pig. The pig dies/ gets murdered which turns him into John Wick and it's suggested to him that killing the ender dragon will bring the pig back/ give him powers to bring the pig back/ finally bring him peace of mind or something like that, and in the end (after he kills the ender dragon) it turns out that there is no way to undo what has already happened, no matter how much it pains him, and that is the moral of the movie (I know I'd cry like a baby but that would be a Minecraft movie that fits the lore and with the right humor here and there it could appeal to all generations)
Just a reminder that Warner Bros cancelled and will potentially delete Coyote vs ACME, a new Looney Tunes film that got great reviews in it's test screenings, for a tax writeoff... And then turned around and did this. We need to genuinely consider boycotting studios to send a message.
@@Caffeinated_Acrobat I think that's a tiny it of an exaggeration. Most of it is bad, but here and there there is something fun. John Wick 4 was solid, just plain fun, and Godzilla Minus One, Dune 2, Oppenheimer. There are a few worth going to. Most of them suck, and even the best ones often fall into just the "good fun" category, but it's not a total wasteland. I mostly agree with you though.
Lots of people would’ve hated me for this , but I would prefer they made a documentary type series on these “realistic” mobs and made a separate ANIMATED movie. Like some David Attenborough animal thing with each episode going over the mobs and idk like their anatomy and their predators and prey or smth
Feels like the average film enjoyer hates on the average film critic, but one thing the film critics got right is that they don't use "it's for kids" as a bad excuse for movies because we have things like Iron Giant, which is for kids and a good movie.
@@Greendalewitch apparently we have learned nothing about not disrespecting over a decade of the internet from that. If man does not learn from history, he is doomed to repeat it
"It's a movie for kids, so it's fine" Lol no it's not. Just because it's for children doesn't mean that it should just be ass. I mean, look at The Lion King, How to train your dragon, The Prince of Egypt. Kids movies have some of the best masterpieces of art around.
I remember Karim Debbache (a french video film critic) even saying: "Because it is a movie for kids, it needs to be crafted with even more care, because you develop your taste and your culture at that age. " Growing up in the 2000s I remember that for all the great movies that I grew up with, there were also plenty of bad movies that I wasted my time with.
If I were to guess, it’ll be part of a *hilarious* joke where the characters try to craft an item using whatever they can find in their pockets. Cue Jason Mamoa trying to use the item he makes even though it clearly doesn’t work (bonus points if it ends up coming back during the climax)
It's actually a rayovac battery but still lmfaooo I could bet you a good tree fiddy that how this stuff interacts with the minecraft physics engine will not even be mentioned
Bro I feel the same as August when it comes to not being into movies. I get lynched everytime people ask me if I have seen a big movie and I say no. Like damn, I haven’t watched every single will ferrel movie or I’m not into marvel, so what?
They might not have thought to have Jack Black because of the Super Mario Bros. Movie, my theory is it’s because of Jumanji, since the trailer looks like it’ll be very similar to the idea & plot of it, and Jack Black was also in that movie
My first thought was that he wasn't in jumanji...then i remembered that weird jumanji movie where kids got sucked into a video game. This is why we can't have nice things.
This feels like an alternate timeline where there is an actual Minecraft movie released to UA-cam, and in a UA-cam Rewind, they lazily reenacted the movie because it’s significance to UA-cam that year was worth acknowledging.
It possibly was originally intended to be released in 2018 but was delayed secretly due to many production issues and the fact that Minecraft was dying at the time.
We need to at least change the animal designs like they did with Sonic Like the monsters (aside from the Creeper) look about right, but the animals are legitimately horrifying
2:06 Ah, but for you see, August, is the Super Mario movie did so well because a) the nostalgia factor, b) it actually looked nice, and c) the original creators (Nintendo) were on Illumination and Universal’s backs to make it as good as they could. And, look at the Sonic movie we’re about to get. It was developed and hyped up for a long time, and now it’s coming in December…and everyone is happy. Why? Because it’s true to the source material in both vibes and looks. This trailer looks like Warner Brothers didn’t care a lick about Minecraft.
I loved the mario movie just because i loved the bond between mario and luigi, and how mario's main focus was his brother. It was just so sweet to watch
This is absolutely true and you've forgotten about the detective pikachu movie I thought it was pretty good of a movie and also your comment is underrated
The Sonic Movies aren't even *that* close to the games, but it knows its audience fairly well, it's well designed, and it keeps the characters pretty true and well made despite being in a different setting.
So far, the biggest complain I’ve heard is that the people aren’t animated, and honestly, I get it 6:36 Ok, that acting was shit, girl sounds like she had 10 voice cracks at the same time
I feel like jack black is getting too much hate for his appearance as Steve cuz people keep saying he is acting like himself but did steve ever have a personality?
the fact that blackplasma studios(now sqaured media) an independent studio has and has been making better minecraft movies than a billion dollar company sums it up all
7:02 i love Minecraft, play it daily, playin' it now, but i won't even STEAL this movie from a pawn shop, I won't accept a copy offered freely to me, if i see it on the sidewalk, I'm kicking it into the road.
@@RavioliWasTaken your money to waste, I hope you like it! I'm sure some people will, but that trailer made me want to engage in an involuntary personal protein spill.
if you look at the SHADOWS, the ones for blocks are generic soft lighting below, such as for the trees. But the characters cast distinct ANGLED shadows, making the already iffy compositing look terrible
I swear to god, there was absolutely no reason whatsoever to cast Jack Back as Steve. No resemblance, no relation… none whatsoever. P.S. if you don’t agree with or like my/our opinion(s)… don’t be a neckbeard and start a war. Just let us have our own opinions, I beg you. Holy hell.
They really threw a blue shirt on Jack Black and called him Steve 😭. That’s like a homeless man putting on a pirate hat and wearing raggedy clothes and calling himself Jack Sparrow.
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@@たか0612 bro fr, I swear he’s got an emotional attachment to his beard. Like he’d ruin a role to keep it.
they could've at least given him a decent haircut
Jack Swallows? Ya, he hangs out down the street, and he's not very pretty.
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Looks like one of those “Minecraft IRL” videos.
Thats kind of the point 💀
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@@dddripz the point is for it to look like shit?
@Ppp-r3v WHAT THE HELL
The biggest mistake of this movie, is that it’s not animated. 🤦♂️
I think it would’ve been better animated.
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This Minecraft movie reminds me of the Borderlands movie,
- A-list Actors
- title-train
- bad writing
- what the fuck
- wasted potential
They don't give a crap. They only want to make the bag, same with Borderlands.
*what da hell
And jack black on both 😅
nah when the GTA movie comes out were gonna have Jack Black playing Lamar 💀
Oh dear god! That's fucking nightmare fuel 😂
I’d watch that if they kept every actor the same as the game except for Jack Black as Lamar just out of hilarity
😂😂😂omg noooo
Not gonna happen tho cause he'll never get rid of that yeye ass haircut for the role.
I mean fall guy exists
I thought it was obvious if there was a Minecraft movie, it would have somewhat of a dark fantasy theme, but no Hollywood would never do something like that
People are really sleeping on the potential of Minecraft's "story" as the horrific dark fantasy it is
We can't have nice things anymore, can we...
I’d go with a dark fantasy survival. Basically take cast away but add all of the game theory lore
@@damonthompson6932 YES that would've been great
Nah watch them crazy mf’s talk Chris Tucker into coming back to Hollywood to play the role 🤣
i would have freaking loved that, and i betcha many others would too, a film that plays more to the mature teen and young adult. It would have also been neat to see it in the style of CLASSIC Minecraft animation, not this realistic stuff, and NO irl people please. im so tired of the half animation half real life thing.
Jack Black just standing there in that stupid blue shirt saying "IM STEEEVVVVVEEEE" is killing me I cant 😭
He's not even a block
The Pigs, Sheep, and Llama look terrifying
This is gonna be a meme just like ugly sonic.
Like I'm glad you're so tickled but it is not that funny
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Jack Black is the worst option to depict Steve. Steve would have been best portrayed as a mute, never talks, grunts, and we get his personality and character development all through his actions and how he behaves. I think if they stuck true to the way players move and act with minecraft Steve would have been the best. Those soulless stares before swinging his weapon, the pauses before taking action, that's the kind of thing that made minecraft online, minecraft. Steve being careless, and reckless in the beginning of the movie, but growing into a stoic protector near the end, using minecrafts physics to manipulate his environment would have been legendary. The best part is, because they have a cast that can talk in the movie, they would have carried the dialogue, but letting the audience/viewers project themselves onto steve would have been the best imo.
the issue with that route is.... Jack Black is the complete opposite of all that I have described. He's too over the top, too animated. I feel like we are going to miss out big time
I have nothing against Jack Black himself, I loved him in Kung Fu Panda as Po and the Mario Movie as Bowser, but yeah, he simply doesn't work in Minecraft, props to him for at least trying though.
As someone who has never played Minecraft and isn't a big movie person, I think this movie would be much better suited in your hands than Warner Bros.
Having Jack Black playing Steve in The Minecraft Movie is like when Charlie Wright played Rodrick in Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Long Haul.
Never thought I'd see something worse than the old sonic design for the Sonic Movie.
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I expected it to be that bad, wasnt surprised
It looks like a hyper realistic texture pack
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They should’ve just made it like Minecraft Story Mode, with animated Alex and Steve meeting and then going to beat the Ender Dragon. They had ONE. JOB.
yeah there are already so many minecraft animations online for them to compare this to and realize that it would look sooooo much better if they made the real people into animated minecraft characters. Like the mario movie didn't have to pull live action people into the mario world. and a movie like jumanji, which pulls real people into a video game world, just makes the videogame world live action too. They could have chose ONE of those two very simple straightforward ways to go about this, either one, and it would have been so much better and costed so much less than casting jack black and jason mamoa
I would kill for a half decent Minecraft movie with the style of the trailers
Or yk make literally anything but what they did
I don't think the executives even know that minecraft has a story to begin with.
@@OndatZaza99 yeah that would have worked too lmfao
The trailer indeed lacks substance, and it seems like Hollywood is just cash-grabbing off the popularity of Minecraft. It would have made a lot more sense if they stayed true to the essence of the game rather than diluting it with star casts.
just like the minecraft spinoff games, i mean what is the point? there is no lore no nothing its like making a tripple a game with graphics from the 80 with the excuse yeah we one to respect the original, ignoring that even the idea of minecraft was stolen.
Insert IP more like. This is what they do now with everything.
wym the essense of the game.. walking around quietly punching trees and rocks?
I agree, this really isn't easy on the eyes. Also, I think this movie would've been better off being Animated.
If Minecraft: Story mode was the anime
this is the Netflix adaptation
The meme is real. It’s not even funny that it’s real.
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Nah fam. Netflix making a series themselves rn.
And even they are making it animated.
They copied jumanji and the Mario bros movie. They found themselves in the minecraft universe, Steve is their guide to escape. They have to battle the pigmen to escape, so they have to learn basic crafting recipes to make weapons and shit. Someone got paid hundreds of thousands for that
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my two biggest gripes:
- you have jack black playing steve despite having jason momoa, an much better choice due to his resemblance to steve, already in the movie in a wig and hot pink jacket. wasted talent
- its live action. a lego movie-esque style would have been much better but this just feels like WB looked at Sonic, looked at Mario Bros and just jizzed all over the script when they saw how much money they made
I didn't even think of that first point, but upon thinking of it, I agree! Jason Mamoa would have been a better casting option for Steve! He certainly fits the characteristics of Steve from his beard to his skin. Plus, Steve would be bulkier because of all the stuff he can carry, so he is in physically better shape to play Steve [No offense, love Jack, but he's just not Steve]
Now for an alternative, I could see Jack Black probably playing Herobrine instead as the parallel opposite of the hero. Of course, I strongly doubt that Warner Bros would even acknowledge that character's existence. They might have acknowledged Sanic in the first Sonic movie as a goofy Easter egg, but I doubt they are getting inspiration from Minecraft media for this movie 🙄
@@tessathegamefreak I see what you mean but Jack Black would feel more like a supporting character in this, like if he and Mamoa changed places. Herobrine I'd reserve for either Momoa or maybe either the Rock or Roman Reigns (the latter of which is frequently compared to Momoa), depending on the lore of Herobrine you're going for. You are right tho, Herobrine doesn't feel like the antagonist here but it seems to rather be going into the Minecraft Legends lore about a war between the overworld and the Nether. Maybe Herobrine appears in a sequel (because there will inevitably be one) but we won't know until all is said and done with this movie.
The problem with a Minecraft movie is that Minecraft, unlike games such as Mario Bros, Sonic, etc is that Minecraft has no obvious story. If you watch Game Theory then you know there is some lore but its completely ignorable, meaning WB can take this in any direction and not really rail against the Minecraft theme so long as Steve doesn't whip out a Desert Eagle or Night's Edge or something. Its a sad fact that the most popular game of all time has the most pitfalls in a movie adaptation since there is such little room for error given the size of the fanbase and the amount of creative freedom you can take but creative freedom doesn't always lead to good results, this trailer being proof of that
good god. people are complaining about minecraft. smh. grow up.
@@sawfeesh if you dont like it, leave. Nobody is forcing you to be here, let alone bitch to people who don't care
@@sawfeeshit’s called a conversation, that’s a huge problem of what is happening in the world.
7:48 I think the movie should be fully animated and should have a style that's similar to Minecraft Story Mode or at least have the actors look blocky like everything else
Yeah. Or make it an animated series. But a full movie?? Hell no..
Yeah and even if the human actors aren’t blocky, because maybe there’s plot that actual human teleported into Minecraft, it’s a disgrace that Steve isn’t actually Steve. I believe the movie would be 20 times better alone from replacing jack black with a fully animated Steve, even if that Steve is completely mute
This movie trailer reminds me of those fake movie trailers from a few years ago like that fake edgy Pokémon movie trailer or that fake angry birds movie trailer, the only good thing about this Minecraft movie trailer is the Beatles song.
There is nothing saving this movie from being action, it’s straight to all animation or never make a Minecraft movie at all
Someone made a irl Minecraft short film here on UA-cam and it's actually amazing for having no budget. There's no excuse for this being as bad as it is.
Minecraft Jumanji edition is gonna suck.
Fun fact: A few months prior to the trailers release, it was stated that the director didn't want to make an Ugly Sonic situation.
I mean he didn't... He did so much worse
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Best reaction I’ve seen to the trailer so far has been “Have the people working on this movie ever played Minecraft?”
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Literally and it couldve been animated and had Steve and Alex and also Herobrine to make a good story but no. Live action?! Why
@@TheMaltianRobloxian Exactly!!! I’ve been saying I’d be willing to wait another 6 years just to have an animated Minecraft movie
5:24 it being for kid doesn't mean the humor should be trash. Multiple kids movie can be enjoyed by adult and kids
Exacly
Prime example
Puss in boss the last wish
Prime example LEGO MOVIE!! Lego Movie is a banger for sure to be enjoyed by all audiences!
bro there are so many
Kung Fu Panda?
Cars?
Up?
etc
They copied jumanji and the Mario bros movie. Easy money glitch. They found themselves in the minecraft universe, Steve is their guide to escape. They have to battle the pigmen to escape, so they have to learn basic crafting recipes to make weapons and shit. Someone got paid hundreds of thousands for that
@@audisuresgameplay5686 The full 'Cars' film series has received split reviews. That includes the 'Planes' duology spinoff films.
The creeper behind Jason Mamoa looks so weird. The way it walks looks like someone is under a costume or something
They made it look fuzzy like a furry😭😭
The Real Creeper would be in countdown mode flashing and about to blow him up.
It looks like a piñata.
And western people mocks Gojira for looking like a man in a suit, then proceeds to make movies like these
@@exitium4929ok, let's relax. Westerners are making fun of this
Jack didn't even shave his fucking beard, he clearly didn't give a shit lol.
I'm pretty sure he's meant to be an older version of Steve who got trapped in the game for a long time. Which is incredibly lame
@SydneyStewart-d3f jumanji movie all over again…
defeat the enderdragon, kill the wither. take over the nether. but they to go for jumanji
They really made another Jumanji spinoff with lackluster humor
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So just another jumanji spinoff?
summed it up, it’s a ripoff of that but with a known product instead of a reboot/mirror of the original
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With the Super Mario movie, you could tell the creators cared about the source material.
With the Five Nights at Freddy's movie, you could tell the creators cared about the source material.
With the Sonic movie(s), you could tell the creators cared about the source material.
With this, it feels like not a single person involved in the production has ever played the original game.
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Well Jack Black sang Video Games. So maybe you're right
Not even a hint of the Ender Dragon. You’d think they’d at least make it important.
Sonic not as much.
Eh, we kinda had to force the Sonic movies to care
The fact this was ever considered as a movie is insane
Yeah, Minecraft had several Story Mode plot points, and its whole gimmick of the game was using your talents and creativity. Even The LEGO Movie made a good story out of its source material, and that was only toys!
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It was an iconic part of the channels outro
@@BringBackTheDuck yes
@@supreme-ss777 EXACTLY
Everyone seemed on board with it it’s only seeing it now you’re taking it back
Hollywood really needs to have a new lineup of actors under the age of 30 to portray younger characters
Realistic Pink Sheep: [Exists]
Me: “Look how they massacred my boy…”
4:46 I can already tell shes gonna be the token black character for comedic relief
My farts are better than August’s farts 💨
She's already irritated me by saying that one word
yup, black AND fat? Token "funneh" character for sure
Yup
YES YOU AGREE.
Jack black is trying so hard to make that one line as cinematic as possible
#BringBackTheDuck
It was an iconic part of the channels outro
@@JeffreyLigma don’t blame him he probably knows it’s a bad movie. He’s just an actor doesn’t write the script
Jack Black sucks in everything and just in general
@Ppp-r3vDude, what on Earth is wrong with you? You seriously need to see a therapist.
I.... Am Steve
This is just living proof companies *REALLY* don’t wanna pay their animators 💀💀
They pulled a 1993 Mario movie instead of a 2023 Mario movie.
Biggest difference is that this won't even end up being a cult favorite like the 93 Mario Bros. movie.
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people are overreacting it's not even that bad
@@TubeOfLaughes Unfortunately…
yeah it shouldnt have been live action tbh
Either go 100% animated or 100% real life.
Imagine a movie about a simple miner getting caught up in some crazy fantasy sh*t and having to defeat a big black dragon in a nightmare-ish dimension!
That would work so well either way as long as if you stick with one or the other!!
Basically mario movie plot
everyone apologize to minecraft story mode. both of them. individually.
My farts are better than August’s farts
Hell even Songs of war by Black plasma studios looked better, and it even stopped at season 1. Its just so sad to see what could be amazing movies become just soulless cash grabs.
@@p-__no one likes you
People hated story mode?
@@DamnZtarit wasnt bad tbh
0:00 missed opportunity to say “what the nether?”
They chose the most spherical person to play steve in a Minecraft movie
#BringBackTheDuck
It was an iconic part of the channels outro
Second most spherical, CaseOh is #1. Do like CaseOh though, seems like a good dude.
@@aarons6935there needs to be a Minecraft movie on UA-cam starring case oh as himself and Tim from super market simulator is Steve😭😂
Lol.
@@BringBackTheDuck MOVE. ON.
When I first saw the realistic llama, I was this close to closing the screen
And vomiting everywhere
😂
😹
@Ppp-r3vyour comment made me hard
@Ppp-r3v no just no
I just close it the moment I saw it.
They should’ve made it like Minecraft story mode
I agree so much!
Telltale was so peak
Ikr! Something NOT ugly
#BringBackTheDuck
It was an iconic part of the channels outro
@Lrmss-kevyes
No
There’s already a Minecraft movie and it’s called “1000 plays build a civilisation in Minecraft”. I have never played the game and yet I was so invested in the whole plot.
When I first saw clips of the trailer I genuinely thought it was some kind of UA-cam skit. For skit, it wouldn't look bad at all! But realizing it was the official Minecraft movie trailer just blew my mind in the worst way-
Nice pfp
@@ericgolightly8450 Thank you! 😊
that’s it, for a youtube short it’s good quality but a whole movie…. jail
Even worse than a hollow point bullet? Prolly actually
4:03 yes that's the point, it's just jumanji but minecraft
the cherry on top of this minecraft movie is that this has been in the talks since 2014. they had time to know what direction they wanted to go.
honestly they need to stop with adaptations, remakes, sequels/spin offs and just make original movies
People say that, but unfortunately, the box office doesn't support that theory. All of the movies that have broken a billion recently have been from established franchise (Mario Brothers, FNAF, Deadpool and Wolverine... etc) or spin offs (Inside Out 2).
No. We are not going back to political thrillers and war movies.
@@danilutka mario one worked cause it was animated, fnaf worked due to its already large fanbase, and of course the marvel fanboys would spend money to go watch their movies (that is the universe deadpool and wolverine is in, right?)
then there's the controversial topic of a well known celebrity to play a role in a movie that's mainly at play with making them do well in the box office. same for the sequels/spin offs, you have the nostalgia factor at play(depending on the time range between them and the original) but even that can only get you so far.
There was so many directions they could have gone with the story, and they chose the most cookie cutter isekai ever
@@shinypuliyampallil7361 Most of the people who will go see this wont even know the term "isekai". It will big a hit.
7:12 it’s a teaser though, not a trailer
A teaser is just like a first look into the movie (like how it looks)
A trailer tells you more about the actual plot
Still really disappointed at this teaser (as you said this movie looks like a cash grab)
Every day, I wake up, terrified about what IP will be ruined by greedy companies.
My farts are better than August’s farts
Fear unlocked
I heard this in Adam Driver's voice.
the only fucking thing they had to do is making the film animated. what the fuck?
@@Iam_Honored and it took 10 years. All that work…for THIS?
You really think a Minecraft movie would ever work, animated or not? It’s a sandbox game. If you really try you can find some lore pieces, but it’s not enough to make a movie. The only “actual” characters are the players themselves, and you can play them however you want so there’s no fixed characterization. The only objective of the game is to be creative and survive. Literally, I think Minecraft is the last game I would want a movie about. Imo sometimes it’s better if you let a game be just that, a game, without making movie adaptations about it.
@@MooseMeese101 EXACTLY
Would have been a hell of a lot cheaper to make
@@MooseMeese101 I’d be down for a Minecraft movie following mat pat’s Minecraft lore timeline that would be sick but no we getting a Minecraft legends jumanji ripoff but honestly I think jumanji did it right but that’s not happening for this movie
The sheep Will forever haunt me
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Hey it's the co-star grovelist.
4:45 what the hell
What kind of cursed thing is that. That ain’t a sheep
"My name is Jack black and I have come to mine your craft"
....
@Ppp-r3v hi
@Ppp-r3v what the actual fuck
@Ppp-r3v I honestly thought this was uttp or maybe its yfga?
@@dapperkidnapperI mean the flag on the profit is also used by the UTTP
"We're gonna see Jack Black starring as a Tetris piece and Chris Pratt as franklin from GTA" LOLLL
Tetris has a movie
Jason Mamoa is right there. He would have been the PERFECT Steve.
Nah, should have been a Michael Cera
nah Kharrii would have been perfect
I guess they could make Momoa into Steve at the end of the movie? He spoke very little, was kind of dismissive, maybe he learns from OldSteve who then goes and gets offed by a pigman and Momoa takes up the reins or something? Dunno why else Momoa's there - the woman seems to be there for comedy, the girl.. well, okay, no clue, future Alex? The other kid has a blue magical tesseract-like thing (which sucked them into the world?) so he's probably the reason they're there somehow, I dunno.
It's all such a mess so far.
Having Jack Black playing Steve in The Minecraft Movie is like when Charlie Wright played Rodrick in Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Long Haul.
This movie boutta receive the Sonic treatment. Minecraft animations made by small channels are better than this movie. They should've animated it
Sonic could be saved, this one can’t. Sonic is animated via VFX/CGI. The cast already acted and is probably worn out to do redos
@Ppp-r3vGet out of here!
@@watermelonlyteSomething might happen, who knows
@@supreme-ss777 dont talk to them just report
Honestly I actually liked the sonic movie and I'm not going to lie was better than whatever the fuck this shit is
atleast this steve doesnt run out of hunger
My farts are better than August’s farts 💨
i mean he does but it takes longer than 30 minutes
@@p-__hot
Your missing the joke 😭🙏🏻
LMAO 😅
2016: minecraft mobs in real life!🔥🔥
2024: minecraft mobs in real life 💀💀
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1. Jason Mamoa should have been an Iron Golem. Looks better, has an actual good backstory.
2. The black actor is better off as a villager imprisoned by the BBEG.
3. Jack Black could instead take the role of a raider turned good.
4. They can legit make this into LoTR in Minecraft, with the Wither as the BBEG or Ender dragon as Smaugr. But with the trailer, I doubt it.
OKAY HEAR ME OUT:
*not animated*
Steve is a lonely farmer in the Minecraft world ((the last true human on the planet (the villagers are some kind of peaceful mutants, unlike the other humanoid mobs)) and he lives a peaceful life with his pet pig.
The pig dies/ gets murdered which turns him into John Wick and it's suggested to him that killing the ender dragon will bring the pig back/ give him powers to bring the pig back/ finally bring him peace of mind or something like that, and in the end (after he kills the ender dragon) it turns out that there is no way to undo what has already happened, no matter how much it pains him, and that is the moral of the movie
(I know I'd cry like a baby but that would be a Minecraft movie that fits the lore and with the right humor here and there it could appeal to all generations)
Or an end credits scene where he takes the dragon egg home and his pig pops out of it
Just a reminder that Warner Bros cancelled and will potentially delete Coyote vs ACME, a new Looney Tunes film that got great reviews in it's test screenings, for a tax writeoff... And then turned around and did this. We need to genuinely consider boycotting studios to send a message.
Boycotting them is impossible, because the force of parents buying tickets to this to make their kids happy is too strong
I haven't bought, gone to see or watched a new movie in years. It's all just complete and total garbage.
@@Caffeinated_Acrobat I think that's a tiny it of an exaggeration. Most of it is bad, but here and there there is something fun. John Wick 4 was solid, just plain fun, and Godzilla Minus One, Dune 2, Oppenheimer. There are a few worth going to. Most of them suck, and even the best ones often fall into just the "good fun" category, but it's not a total wasteland. I mostly agree with you though.
@@shinypuliyampallil7361 sadly I think you're right.
@@shinypuliyampallil7361 despicable me 4 was AWFUL and still made 1 billion. :(
They shoulda hired that guy who says “I DO NOT LOOK LIKE A MINECRAFT DIRT BLOCK, I DO NOT! LOOK LIKE A MINECRAFT DIRT BLOCK!
They also gotta add Shitass.
Kharrii?
My farts are better than August’s farts 💨
@@p-__lol bots are funny
@@p-__certified yap fest
Lots of people would’ve hated me for this , but I would prefer they made a documentary type series on these “realistic” mobs and made a separate ANIMATED movie.
Like some David Attenborough animal thing with each episode going over the mobs and idk like their anatomy and their predators and prey or smth
We lost minecraft story mode for this
*this.*
this.
this.
THIS.
To me Minecraft Story Mode was the true movie
i'm of the mind that a being a kids movie is no excuse for being a bad movie.
Feels like the average film enjoyer hates on the average film critic, but one thing the film critics got right is that they don't use "it's for kids" as a bad excuse for movies because we have things like Iron Giant, which is for kids and a good movie.
0:37 Megamind 2 "exists"
yes
This makes Megamind 2 look like what Megamind 1 is to Megamind 2
@Ppp-r3vwhat the fuck
Megamind 2 is oscar worthy compared to The Slenderman movie.
@@Greendalewitch apparently we have learned nothing about not disrespecting over a decade of the internet from that.
If man does not learn from history, he is doomed to repeat it
I will never tell my son that this movie exists. There are a lot of animators on UA-cam that have created fantastic minecraft movies that we watch.
You are doing your son a great favor.
"It's a movie for kids, so it's fine" Lol no it's not. Just because it's for children doesn't mean that it should just be ass. I mean, look at The Lion King, How to train your dragon, The Prince of Egypt. Kids movies have some of the best masterpieces of art around.
I remember Karim Debbache (a french video film critic) even saying: "Because it is a movie for kids, it needs to be crafted with even more care, because you develop your taste and your culture at that age. " Growing up in the 2000s I remember that for all the great movies that I grew up with, there were also plenty of bad movies that I wasted my time with.
Anyone else notice the random fucking duracell battery connected to a chicken nugget in the crafting scene and how out of place it is at 6:05?
And the pink eraser behind them both, like it's gonna magically tie that shit all together into some actual thing lmao
If I were to guess, it’ll be part of a *hilarious* joke where the characters try to craft an item using whatever they can find in their pockets. Cue Jason Mamoa trying to use the item he makes even though it clearly doesn’t work (bonus points if it ends up coming back during the climax)
@@spongepikmin8ahahahahaha. You made me laugh sir well played
It's actually a rayovac battery but still lmfaooo I could bet you a good tree fiddy that how this stuff interacts with the minecraft physics engine will not even be mentioned
why is this movie not ANIMATEEEEDDDD!!1
Dw their making an animated series
Bro I feel the same as August when it comes to not being into movies.
I get lynched everytime people ask me if I have seen a big movie and I say no. Like damn, I haven’t watched every single will ferrel movie or I’m not into marvel, so what?
They might not have thought to have Jack Black because of the Super Mario Bros. Movie, my theory is it’s because of Jumanji, since the trailer looks like it’ll be very similar to the idea & plot of it, and Jack Black was also in that movie
My farts are better than August’s farts 💨
My first thought was that he wasn't in jumanji...then i remembered that weird jumanji movie where kids got sucked into a video game.
This is why we can't have nice things.
3:00 I demand to know whose gameplay this is
pickaxe breaking hay 🙏
😭 I didn't even realize it was a pickaxe 😭😭😭
I don't know how to really explain it, but Jack Black looks physically pained when he says "Steve"
Do you think maybe he genuinely doesn’t want to be there and was contracted into this movie at gunpoint?
This feels like an alternate timeline where there is an actual Minecraft movie released to UA-cam, and in a UA-cam Rewind, they lazily reenacted the movie because it’s significance to UA-cam that year was worth acknowledging.
Honestly for more realism towards Steve they should've casted the dude with the square ass head
Kharrii?
I AM NOT A MINECRAFT DIRT BLOCK
@@doctornick17HE IS NOT MINECRAFT DIRT BLOCK
3:46 that shot looks like the beginning of some ad for a shitty mobile game.
1:54 minecraft movie has been in production since 2014, mario movie that was released in 2023 isnt the only reason.
You think its suddenly stopped being delayed after the sucess of mario?
It’s been through multiple directors and scripts
@@Fishy_Tunak that's what the creator of this vid thinks
It possibly was originally intended to be released in 2018 but was delayed secretly due to many production issues and the fact that Minecraft was dying at the time.
We need to at least change the animal designs like they did with Sonic
Like the monsters (aside from the Creeper) look about right, but the animals are legitimately horrifying
2:06 Ah, but for you see, August, is the Super Mario movie did so well because a) the nostalgia factor, b) it actually looked nice, and c) the original creators (Nintendo) were on Illumination and Universal’s backs to make it as good as they could.
And, look at the Sonic movie we’re about to get. It was developed and hyped up for a long time, and now it’s coming in December…and everyone is happy. Why? Because it’s true to the source material in both vibes and looks.
This trailer looks like Warner Brothers didn’t care a lick about Minecraft.
I loved the mario movie just because i loved the bond between mario and luigi, and how mario's main focus was his brother. It was just so sweet to watch
This is absolutely true and you've forgotten about the detective pikachu movie I thought it was pretty good of a movie and also your comment is underrated
@Ppp-r3vspam bot 💀
The Sonic Movies aren't even *that* close to the games, but it knows its audience fairly well, it's well designed, and it keeps the characters pretty true and well made despite being in a different setting.
We gotta uncraft this god-forsaken movie
@@Cybertooth09 Combining all the episodes of An Egg’s Guide To Minecraft would make a better film than this garbage.
It would look better animated just like the Mario movie
I'm saddened that a cinematic version of Batman Beyond like Into the Spiderverse was cancelled for this
So far, the biggest complain I’ve heard is that the people aren’t animated, and honestly, I get it
6:36 Ok, that acting was shit, girl sounds like she had 10 voice cracks at the same time
let's not forget that we don't have that actual damn thing in the real game. two buckets and a chain 6:05
And windmills and volcanoes
Definitely playing with mods
They tried to go Jumanji and failed miserably…
@Ppp-r3vlet me guess, something about pedophilla and how you hate cats or smth. Dont even have to translate
yup, translated for you and you were correct, good job@@kaijotten
I feel like jack black is getting too much hate for his appearance as Steve cuz people keep saying he is acting like himself but did steve ever have a personality?
Jack Black in Tenacious D "I dont play video games no more." Also Jack Black "I AM STEVE"
This is 1993 Super Mario bros. If they tried to make the movie like it is a Mario movie
Jack blacks back is gonna be broken after carrying this film 💀
he aint gon be able to carry it thats how bad this movie is 😭
the fact that blackplasma studios(now sqaured media) an independent studio has and has been making better minecraft movies than a billion dollar company sums it up all
August looks more like Steve then Jack Black
This movie looks so poorly made
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Only thing they put effort in is the background
Minecraft Story Mode still rules
PREPARE FOR THE BOTTTSSD
@@Minecraftgaming2632 bots huh?
@@AutumnThe_Toaster THEY ARE GONNA COME
@@AutumnThe_Toaster DONT TRANSLATE ITS PEDO
@@Minecraftgaming2632 ok child?
The lady saying "What the hell?". Sums up the trailer. 💯💀
5:54 Momoa looks like the scrapped idea for the appearance of Eddie Munson XD
7:02 i love Minecraft, play it daily, playin' it now, but i won't even STEAL this movie from a pawn shop, I won't accept a copy offered freely to me, if i see it on the sidewalk, I'm kicking it into the road.
Well I'd pay my life savings for it
@@ericgolightly8450 geez, did you like The Emoji Movie, too?
@@megatronjenkins2473
The emoji movie is boring bad. The minecraft movie seems like it will at least be fun bad
@@RavioliWasTaken your money to waste, I hope you like it! I'm sure some people will, but that trailer made me want to engage in an involuntary personal protein spill.
Burn it with a ouiji board
4:16 To be fair, it's a teaser trailer, not an actual trailer. If you want more information on what the movie is about, you can check the description.
They should've made the movie like the Minecraft update trailers 😭
would look better if the characters were animated.
if you look at the SHADOWS, the ones for blocks are generic soft lighting below, such as for the trees. But the characters cast distinct ANGLED shadows, making the already iffy compositing look terrible
Yeah
@@Gaaaaaame Oh god now its even worse now that you pointed that out 😭
@@Gaaaaaame 💀
me:waits 6 years for a minecraft movie
...this thing
I swear to god, there was absolutely no reason whatsoever to cast Jack Back as Steve. No resemblance, no relation… none whatsoever.
P.S. if you don’t agree with or like my/our opinion(s)… don’t be a neckbeard and start a war. Just let us have our own opinions, I beg you. Holy hell.
They literally just did it because he's a popular actor or whatever they could've used anyone else.
he plays games and his son probably liked minecraft
@@Notcobra66 fr
#BringBackTheDuck
It was an iconic part of the channels outro
@Ppp-r3vso away bot
They should’ve used the guy that says he doesn’t look like a Minecraft dirt block than Jack Black as Steve.
this movie needed to be animated.
i agree!
Can't wait for it to come out that the artists had the sickest idea of all time but it got shot down because it was too complex or smth
For sure
Squared Media
UA-camrs have made better Minecraft movies and animations than what Hollywood just shit out…
Should’ve learned from Minecraft Story Mode
Bro Minecraft story mode was goated 😂😂😂
@@watermelonlytefr telltale was so peak
It was good?
@@dddripz It was amazing
I like when he said he was 'Steve' and steved everywhere
But seriously guys this need the sonic treatment