More Insanity with Part 3 of 40K Weapons - I'll hopefully have an edited down version of the Audiobook discuss from Jan coming up soon also as well as others - For February we will be listening to Flight of the Eisenstein - Livestream for it will on the 28th - remember if you want the free audiobook offer - this comes with the Premium Plus Audible plan. Hope you guys enjoy and more on the way as always, lots of stuff in the pipeline.
i know this sounds weird af but your Videos are literally what help me sleep. i love 40k and i love you narration. i suffer from different sleep depriving stuff because of medication etc and you really help me. every time you upload i know i have a good night ahead!
My theory is that mankind has their version of waaagh but for everyone access to it is superseded... Everyone except one man that is savage enough ... So he can take all of mankind's waaagh
And at the end of the 6th day Orion and Bob (what? You don't know when name bob was invented).... 6th day Orion and Bob said onto the lord. Sir.. We REALLY think you should take tomorrow off. You have been on a roll but this right here. Even the name you gave is odd. Platypus. And on the 7th day he rested.
@@chrismath149 Doctor Who and Dune perhaps, but Alien? lolno, 40k stomps the Alien franchise so hard it's not even funny. Hell, my go-to for "franchises that make 40k seem reasonable" are the Culture and Xeelee Sequence because those universes are _fucking broken._
the absolute hypochrisy the imperium embodies never seizes to amaze me.. they pretend to be appalled by the drukhari pain engines and the torture etc but then try to out-torture and out-pain engine the drukhari in every aspect by what they do to loyal citizens.. its literally bloody amazing..
@@elitereptilian200 ‘loyal’ isn’t the word to describe the people in the penitent engines though tbh, most are the worst sort of criminals, thieves and traitors thou go of course if your emperor statue isn’t polished just right you’ll probably be shoved in one as well
I love how you make your videos, because when you have humor, it’s placed rarely, but just rarely enough that the fact it’s there is funny in itself. Your voice is professional enough where you have to wait a few seconds before you process the funny, but I always get at least a chuckle from your jokes. Keep it up with the same frequency!
In the grim darkness of the far future there is only AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
unholyiiamas literally, I was listening to part 3 and the video melded with my dream and I dreamt I was in the church while the emperor was roasting the priest for his beliefs 😂😂
The Sly Marbo, my headcannon is that he did actually kill some orks, to the point that he became bigger than life in their eyes, and rumors of him spread among the ork ranks. The ork gestalt effect kicks in, and makes Sly into the masterful stealthy warrior that the orks fear him to be.
It's the Yarrick effect kicking in.... except Marbo's more terrifying because he didn't try to prey on Ork psychology (which Old Man Yarrick knows all too well), he's just that badass.
Unfortunately the Ork Wagggh effect isn’t actually able to affect anything not ork or ork adjacent. It can make an ork weaker than a human if the orks believe that human is stronger than them, but it doesn’t actually do anything to the human itself
@@ianharrison5758 Someone being stealthy in consideration to orcs who don't know how to be stealthy besides the kommandos is orc adjacent. Think of a kid who sees things in a dark forest that aren't real. They could easily morph their environment to be scarier and be less aware if their surroundings than they really are
The Malfunctioning Ork Teleporter gun must be one of the most hillarious things to whitness... Random Snotling falling from the sky, exploding on impact in the middle of enemy troops 🤣
"Right, 'umies, get ready for the biggest bloody dakka you've ever -" *vanishes into the Warp in a puff of vaporised snotling* "...is it weird to say I'm almost disappointed, sarge?" "No, I get it. I really thought there was something big coming there."
The orks in 40 are literally comic relief xD the thought of them just smashing a thing together and end up getting their arm blown off but get more annoyed that the little sod they tried to fire out didn't would always make me chuckle
@@Nyctophora If anyone would have the power of friendship, it'll definitely be Vulkan, a hug from him would purge the evil out of even the most twisted of Chaos Gods!
*Mike Vasquez* The hemonculi already belong to the Lord of excess. They just haven't realised it yet. Drukhari are hilarious form a chaos perspective. They try to stave off chaos , by emulating it!
yeah thats in the lore the eldar as a race fell into darkness and the perverse birthing Slaanesh into existence only those that foresaw the coming doom and separated themselves from their empire survived the wrath (eldar at current date, the craft worlds) most of the race had their soul/ spirit energy sucked from them into the warp which is what Slaanesh is, those that survived hidden in the warp paths at the time became the dark eldar and can only survive by appeasing Slaanesh with their constant deprivations and sacrifices made to Slaanesh.
I have a weird suggestion for an insane “weapon.” Ork latent psychic abilities. Making pieces of garbage as dangerous as bolters, turning a pile of scrap into ships and stompas. Painting vehicles and weapons certain colors making them faster, deadlier, or sneakier. Or honestly just Orks themselves. They were a engineered bio weapon made by the Old Ones.
Apparently a lot of us has trouble falling asleep. The fact that we choose Luetin to help us focus and relax is nothing but pure appreciation. He is helping people across the world with a problem that is usually solved by either alcohol or drugs or both. Since the majority of us are repeat customers also means that we actually also digest his content. A huge thank you, Luetin for this. Keep up the great work and know that you are making peoples lives easier.
I'd actually say it's the opposite of a D-cannon... the D-cannon shoots you into the Warp, the Shokk cannon shoots something from the warp into you xDDD
It's just so awesome/ironic/profound how this man talks so eloquently until he starts talking about the orks. Makes me chuckle every time. I appreciate it so much.
The amount of joy it brings me, when I wake up really early and see a notification that you made a new video, is a little worryingly high =D Keep up the amazing work! You make WH better by content and the community you help create.
You are another class of detail, structure, presentation, and overall quality. Other channels over simplify I think too much to become easily accessible for beginners and never stray from it also so they do not feel challenged with their lore assessment. Others who attempt to dive deeply don't have the quality for mentioned. Keep it up 🔥
Still the most grimdark thing is the Luton video with the intro quote that you think is from 40k but turned out to be from Charles Dickens talking about industrial revolution age Great Britain.
For some people everything was better when older... I'm not well versed on wh40k modern canon or narrative. I know there are stupid Disney comics that have stupid plot...but that's just Disney?
Can you imagine being the Emperor of Mankind, who's end goal is the enlightenment of humanity through science and reason, seeing something like the Penitent Engine or Mortifiers being done in his name?
I mean the dude made the Warlord Sinister Psi Titans, which are far far worse than any punishment the Sororitias or Ecclesiarcy can come up with, and approved the use of the Clade, Callidus and Eversor assassins. All he would do is really swap the "faith in the God emperor" aspect to "for the progress of Humanity" and send em right back out.
@@austrixn So be it. But I've read ancient texts saying the Emperor does not want to be worshipped. Instead he wants humanity to be free of superstition. I am prepared to die for my beliefs.
@@deanwalker3956 Yeah, instead the Psi Titans just strap in people and consume their souls as power, not giving two shits about safety, and the Assassin process took millenia to get right, thats one of the few things that actually advanced from the time of the Great Crusade. Also the purpose is for the "pilots" to die, hence why they are unprotected. Hell we see in the Mortifiers, that if they don't want the person to die, they are very very well protected.
But what if you think about it like this AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Honestly dude given your RL schedule and the quick turnaround on these videos dude it is sincerely appreciated I literally was relistening to one of your vids last night before I passed and woke up to this - cheers bruv!
I have to say Luetin, I really like your stories. I know nothing of the 40k universe but I am glued to your videos. I know it's loved by many but I don't even know its basic rules. This deep lore makes me wish I knew more. Thank you for sharing your great insights into the chaos ridden universe ;)
Honestly I think it would be hilarious to see a group of Orks who somehow started to worship the Emperor instead of Gork and Mork. like they see a giant statue of him and they are like "Dis A Big boi... Biggar than ourz Gork thng!"
Just gotta give you props man, I been enjoying your content for a bit now and I absolutely love how cohesive your script and editing is. I love lore and war hammer is one of the coolest sci-fi landscapes ever. I don’t play it, but this channel has presented me something so insane and crazy and fun.. it’s awesome.
I love 40k for this kind of shut. Why just cut your enemy with a simple light sword or shoot it with a láser or bullets. No you must crush their souls, or destroy thier minds, and thats just the first line of weapons.
Just impeccable lore. When i have arguments with folks about how things work. I send them to LT. LT has actually can grasp what the writers are trying to say and the 40k universe, including how physics would function in this fantastical realm. Even on a greater level at times i feel than the writers understand. The warp videos are an real argument buster.
Hello Luetin, Thanks for your video. One incredible weapon system I would like to learn more about are the Psy-Titans. Would be great if you could include them in this series. Looking forward and take care !
I love your work. I'd love to see more judge dredd lore also maybe a breakdown of saints or the emperors actual children Maybe a breakdown of your view of the next primarch to return or possible true death or resurrection of big E
There's something about the intensity of Luetin's enunciation and tone that makes even trying to pitch audible sound like a tale being told by a war veteran turned archivist.
Is there any change you, oh Loremaster, could make a series or a video about some of the more mundane wargear used by different armies? Things like lasguns and power swords and so on. Thanks Luetin, love everything you make!
Holy shit the first was dark it sounds like something the imperium shouldn’t even have.The penitent engine sounds like something Chaos or the Drukhari should have.
Hey Luetin, I think a cool idea for a video series would be something covering the different regions of the galaxy (Segmentum Pacificus, Segmentum Obscurus, Jericho Reach, Ultramar, etc.). You could go into topics like the history of the major factions in each area, important wars/battles that shaped them, key planets, and other unique features. I think it would be interesting to see where all these major lore events happen in relation to one another and how the galaxy is faring in different parts. Regardless, keep up the excellent content
I just wanted to say I love listening to these while I try to sleep. As a new WH fan, yours and Majorkills videos have made my restless nights that much easier. I just shut my eyes and listen and then eventually I'll fall asleep like a baby. Learn WH lore AND sleep? sign me the fuck up
You ever think of telling 40k stories? Random inquisitor travels, space marine fight, guards man struggle etc. Edit: make up your own, I would love to hear what you come up with!
Someone tell me if I got this right: You thought a lobotomy was bad? Check out servitors You thought a servitor was bad? Check out arco flagellant You thought an arco flagellant was bad? Check out penitent engine You thought a penitent engine was bad? Check out anchorite You thought an anchorite was bad? Check out mortifier
For next to cover I suggest these Warlord Titans, a specific Terran pattern, with a princeps who must be a psychic Null, and an interesting use of a warp engine. Oh yeah, to be converted into an Arco Flagelant is a totally harmless punishment. 40K is a proper crazy universe.
Your vids are so good, next level fantastic.. I never knew the lore for 40k was this deep, my parents bought me a box set when I was kid, but man the lore you provide in context & vids you create is something else... Please never stop you really are on some other level with it
I can't Help myself. Your description of the Shokk Attck Gun has to be one of the funniest things ever. 🤣 I find myself regularly coming back to this section for sheer giggles. Thank you so much!
As one of the lost primarchs, Sly Marbo was my ultimate weapon. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jeez, you spoil us with this upload schedule. I'm loving it, but hope you're not burning yourself out :) Thanks for all the hard work you put in, I've never played 40K and I've only painted the odd mini but I love the lore (I prefer making 1:1 space marine cosplay stuff as I don't have the skill for minis 😂). That's enough rambling from me, time to sit back and relax to a bit of insane world destroying weapon lore 😂
@@beardfistthegoldenone7273 Which is exactly why the Imperium has a strict rule against using the Life-Eater Virus against them. Technically it should wipe them out completely... buuut if they somehow do manage to counteract it then it’s only a matter of time before they can reverse-engineer and use it themselves I think it would be a similar situation with the plague of glass
Yes!! Well done sir. Please keep up the production. I really appreciate the quality, up front identification of bias, and the easy to understand and follow way to present the insane world of 40k.
When i was a kid my dad used to take me to the mall. He said I could get one video game for every one book I read. I saw the cover of Brothers of the Snake and got it not knowing anything of the world I was about to walk into. 16 years later and I’m still here loving every second of it
I'd like a series of novels going over his first Star of Terra and the beginning of his legend. And honestly, I'd pay good money to have Gulliman meet Sly in some form or fashion as a meeting between two living legends is always a cool thing. I love the stories of mortal men taking on insane odds.
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More Insanity with Part 3 of 40K Weapons - I'll hopefully have an edited down version of the Audiobook discuss from Jan coming up soon also as well as others - For February we will be listening to Flight of the Eisenstein - Livestream for it will on the 28th - remember if you want the free audiobook offer - this comes with the Premium Plus Audible plan. Hope you guys enjoy and more on the way as always, lots of stuff in the pipeline.
i know this sounds weird af but your Videos are literally what help me sleep. i love 40k and i love you narration. i suffer from different sleep depriving stuff because of medication etc and you really help me. every time you upload i know i have a good night ahead!
Listen to them for entertainment and I also listen to them when I want to rest
Question. Do you think the humunculi could ascend to god like beings rivaling or surpassing the catan?
Yesss! Early birthday present for me. Thanks for dropping this video 2 days before bday. Been waiting for this part. Salute to ya Luetin
@@ramla5925 not weird I hear this constantly in comments lol and I get it I do the same with some channels I enjoy
“How does it achieve this? The answer is, yes” Lmao
I knew someone else would say it so I didn’t! :D
I laughed my ass off when I heard that
When I heard this I laughed so hard. I listen to Luetin at work with ear buds. When I came to my senses everyone was looking at me. Lmfao
Heard it, came to the comments wasn't disappointed.
That cracked me up 😂
In the beginning, there was nothing. Then the Lord said:
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH". And so it became true.
My theory is that mankind has their version of waaagh but for everyone access to it is superseded... Everyone except one man that is savage enough ... So he can take all of mankind's waaagh
@@zawojtek i think maybe marbo is actualy a EPHRAEL STERN but from IG
I noticed "Sly" in the video and scrolled down - and ofcourse, an "Aaaah" comment is the top one. Ofcourse it is!
You’re fukkin right, lad
And at the end of the 6th day Orion and Bob (what? You don't know when name bob was invented).... 6th day Orion and Bob said onto the lord. Sir.. We REALLY think you should take tomorrow off. You have been on a roll but this right here. Even the name you gave is odd. Platypus.
And on the 7th day he rested.
Marbo is the master of being very quiet and then very loud at just the right times.
So loud it mutes everything
Some say Sly Marbo is a lost primarch.
This is a wild underselling of Marbo
Marbo being labelled a Primarch is a huge downgrade.
lol Rambo
The Lore Master calls!
We shall attend.
@holysoks1 like what?
"MOST INSANE & POWERFUL WEAPONS - Sly Marbo"
*Me: yes
(Doom Music intensifes)
Once sly marbo threw a grenade that killed five orks, then that grenade exploded.
@@garyjense3678 this made my day
@@garyjense3678 the grenade clearly needed to wait for his permission to detonate
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
The number one rule of 40K is, “Nothing is overpowered if EVERYTHING is overpowered”
Tell that to Marbo.
Rule number one for 40K is: If use of brute force seem to have no effect, you not use enough of it.
@@jakubp.6987 NEVER ENOUGH DAKKA!!
Jokes aside, compared to other franchises (Doctor Who, Dune, Alien) 40k isn't overpowered. Where are there so many people who believe that?
@@chrismath149 Doctor Who and Dune perhaps, but Alien? lolno, 40k stomps the Alien franchise so hard it's not even funny. Hell, my go-to for "franchises that make 40k seem reasonable" are the Culture and Xeelee Sequence because those universes are _fucking broken._
This is gonna sound kinda weird but your voice is incredibly relaxing
Not weird at all. Totally agree
Weird? It’s true
He's got the voice for it ngl
Not weird at all. I listen to luten's older videos to fall asleep. New ones I'm zoned lol
My go to sleep vid is LT’s Hive Cities....
Can you imagine a Haemonculus seeing a penitent engine?
“Hey, not bad for mon-keigh. Needs more pain and body-horror though.”
Not enough meat hooks for starters, too few arms, needs random skin flaps and or tumors.
@@beardfistthegoldenone7273 the obvious rule of aesthetics: EVERYTHING looks cooler with skulls and spikes :D
Clearly this thing needs more cowbell
the absolute hypochrisy the imperium embodies never seizes to amaze me.. they pretend to be appalled by the drukhari pain engines and the torture etc but then try to out-torture and out-pain engine the drukhari in every aspect by what they do to loyal citizens.. its literally bloody amazing..
@@elitereptilian200 ‘loyal’ isn’t the word to describe the people in the penitent engines though tbh, most are the worst sort of criminals, thieves and traitors thou go of course if your emperor statue isn’t polished just right you’ll probably be shoved in one as well
As the entry for Sly Marbo showed up, I screamed AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
*AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA*
I love how you make your videos, because when you have humor, it’s placed rarely, but just rarely enough that the fact it’s there is funny in itself. Your voice is professional enough where you have to wait a few seconds before you process the funny, but I always get at least a chuckle from your jokes. Keep it up with the same frequency!
>the last weapon is Sly Marbo himself
The Emperor approves!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
@@zachzent8287 AAAAAAAAAAAA
I do. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
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In the grim darkness of the far future there is only AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
"How does it work? The answer is: yes."
40k orks in a nutshell.
EARLY! Dude I fall asleep watching your vids way too often, keep up the great work
I have taken some awesome naps with the Emperor of Man series playing in the background
10 hour lofi luetin hop mix pls
40k is the only thing more chaotic that a rust server
Collab? Plz
unholyiiamas literally, I was listening to part 3 and the video melded with my dream and I dreamt I was in the church while the emperor was roasting the priest for his beliefs 😂😂
The Sly Marbo, my headcannon is that he did actually kill some orks, to the point that he became bigger than life in their eyes, and rumors of him spread among the ork ranks. The ork gestalt effect kicks in, and makes Sly into the masterful stealthy warrior that the orks fear him to be.
I mean at this point, the Imperium only exists thanks to the ork's efforts
It's the Yarrick effect kicking in.... except Marbo's more terrifying because he didn't try to prey on Ork psychology (which Old Man Yarrick knows all too well), he's just that badass.
I've heard a theory that he's a perpeptual, I like both.
Unfortunately the Ork Wagggh effect isn’t actually able to affect anything not ork or ork adjacent. It can make an ork weaker than a human if the orks believe that human is stronger than them, but it doesn’t actually do anything to the human itself
@@ianharrison5758 Someone being stealthy in consideration to orcs who don't know how to be stealthy besides the kommandos is orc adjacent. Think of a kid who sees things in a dark forest that aren't real. They could easily morph their environment to be scarier and be less aware if their surroundings than they really are
The Malfunctioning Ork Teleporter gun must be one of the most hillarious things to whitness...
Random Snotling falling from the sky, exploding on impact in the middle of enemy troops 🤣
I was literally laughing through that whole section
"Right, 'umies, get ready for the biggest bloody dakka you've ever -"
*vanishes into the Warp in a puff of vaporised snotling*
"...is it weird to say I'm almost disappointed, sarge?"
"No, I get it. I really thought there was something big coming there."
The orks in 40 are literally comic relief xD the thought of them just smashing a thing together and end up getting their arm blown off but get more annoyed that the little sod they tried to fire out didn't would always make me chuckle
@@Sam-ep2yo snotling: *proceeds to shit itself*
Kinda like gnomiah technology in wow. It often had malfunctions
Who woulda thought the most powerful weapon of them all was the friends we made along the way.
With how the warp is, I wouldn't be surprised if the power of friendship is a literal thing in 40k...
@@kre8or465 don't the orks have that power already?
@@shadyhayden1519 *yes*
Vulkan, that's who!
@@Nyctophora If anyone would have the power of friendship, it'll definitely be Vulkan, a hug from him would purge the evil out of even the most twisted of Chaos Gods!
To resist Slaanesh, the Drukari emulate a core aspect of Slaanesh.
I was thinking the same thing... fools
*Mike Vasquez*
The hemonculi already belong to the Lord of excess. They just haven't realised it yet.
Drukhari are hilarious form a chaos perspective. They try to stave off chaos , by emulating it!
@@peterwall8191 Warhammer 40k is defined by cruel irony so that fits.
@@UncleMikeDrop
At last someone who gets what drukhari are really about.
yeah thats in the lore the eldar as a race fell into darkness and the perverse birthing Slaanesh into existence only those that foresaw the coming doom and separated themselves from their empire survived the wrath (eldar at current date, the craft worlds) most of the race had their soul/ spirit energy sucked from them into the warp which is what Slaanesh is, those that survived hidden in the warp paths at the time became the dark eldar and can only survive by appeasing Slaanesh with their constant deprivations and sacrifices made to Slaanesh.
The loremaster returns with his tales. Gather around the fire and be sure to bring your snacks
You mean rewritten Lexicanum articles?
I have a weird suggestion for an insane “weapon.” Ork latent psychic abilities. Making pieces of garbage as dangerous as bolters, turning a pile of scrap into ships and stompas. Painting vehicles and weapons certain colors making them faster, deadlier, or sneakier.
Or honestly just Orks themselves. They were a engineered bio weapon made by the Old Ones.
Legend says Sly Marbo was such a legend, Gork and Mork personally brought him to them where he is now engaged in a epic deathmatch with them
Apparently a lot of us has trouble falling asleep. The fact that we choose Luetin to help us focus and relax is nothing but pure appreciation. He is helping people across the world with a problem that is usually solved by either alcohol or drugs or both. Since the majority of us are repeat customers also means that we actually also digest his content. A huge thank you, Luetin for this. Keep up the great work and know that you are making peoples lives easier.
So the Shokk Attack Gun is just a less refined Eldar D-Cannon. Interesting...
Knowing the eldar i dont think i want to know what a 'D-cannon' shoots...
Brothers does mind bleach exist?
Sounded more like the Skyrim Wabbajack to me. Attack and find out what happens. I don’t know and neither do you. It just works.
@@IAmAlpharius14 Miniature black holes
I'd actually say it's the opposite of a D-cannon... the D-cannon shoots you into the Warp, the Shokk cannon shoots something from the warp into you xDDD
Deadliest weapon in the 40K universe? His own soothing voice!
I'm a big fan of the Sisters' Anchorite. It's the same coin as a Dreadnought, just the opposite side. Near the same story as Helbrutes.
Listen to these videos to sleep for years and still know i haven't scratch the surface of 40k. Thx for your years of putting videos out
It's just so awesome/ironic/profound how this man talks so eloquently until he starts talking about the orks. Makes me chuckle every time. I appreciate it so much.
The amount of joy it brings me, when I wake up really early and see a notification that you made a new video, is a little worryingly high =D
Keep up the amazing work! You make WH better by content and the community you help create.
You are another class of detail, structure, presentation, and overall quality. Other channels over simplify I think too much to become easily accessible for beginners and never stray from it also so they do not feel challenged with their lore assessment. Others who attempt to dive deeply don't have the quality for mentioned. Keep it up 🔥
Neckbeards: "40k IsN't GrImDaRk AnYmOrE!"
Luetin: "Hold my corpse starch."
Still the most grimdark thing is the Luton video with the intro quote that you think is from 40k but turned out to be from Charles Dickens talking about industrial revolution age Great Britain.
@@somethinglikethat2176 The hive city one? I watched that again earlier today to prep for a Dark Heresy game.
None of these are recent additions to the world though so it's not really a refuting argument.
For some people everything was better when older...
I'm not well versed on wh40k modern canon or narrative. I know there are stupid Disney comics that have stupid plot...but that's just Disney?
@@knight_lautrec_of_carim
Let's hear an example?
Can you imagine being the Emperor of Mankind, who's end goal is the enlightenment of humanity through science and reason, seeing something like the Penitent Engine or Mortifiers being done in his name?
I mean the dude made the Warlord Sinister Psi Titans, which are far far worse than any punishment the Sororitias or Ecclesiarcy can come up with, and approved the use of the Clade, Callidus and Eversor assassins. All he would do is really swap the "faith in the God emperor" aspect to "for the progress of Humanity" and send em right back out.
A Inquisitor will soon be with you to purge this heresy
@@austrixn So be it. But I've read ancient texts saying the Emperor does not want to be worshipped. Instead he wants humanity to be free of superstition. I am prepared to die for my beliefs.
@@ssjjshawn But those have some level of "sophistication" compared to strapping a person in the front of a machine and relying faith for safety?
@@deanwalker3956 Yeah, instead the Psi Titans just strap in people and consume their souls as power, not giving two shits about safety, and the Assassin process took millenia to get right, thats one of the few things that actually advanced from the time of the Great Crusade.
Also the purpose is for the "pilots" to die, hence why they are unprotected. Hell we see in the Mortifiers, that if they don't want the person to die, they are very very well protected.
You: "Sly Marbo"
Me: "Wow, this weapon sounds alien--eldritch, even!"
You: "He's a Rambo reference."
Me: "Oh. That's still pretty badass."
I’m in CA and I just saw this at midnight (you posted 5 hours ago) I have to get up at 6 but who needs sleep when you have Luetin
CHAIN MAUL: for when you want to shred and smash at the same time.
I LITERALLY WAS WATCHING PART 2 THE OTHER DAY
LT IS A PSYKER CONFIRMED
GET HIM ON THE NEAREST BLACK SHIP HURRY!
Yes inquisitor, this one here
Is he a sanctioned one
watched both parts last night so this definitely felt like it
Sigh. ....
Living in Texas finally got a solid connection to the internets and this is what i come to first, all is well! Emperor be praised!
Man Warhammer 40K is so freaking dark, it's Lore is dense and terrifying. The finest Sci fi I've ever delved into.
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-Sly Marbo
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But what if you think about it like this AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Honestly dude given your RL schedule and the quick turnaround on these videos dude it is sincerely appreciated I literally was relistening to one of your vids last night before I passed and woke up to this - cheers bruv!
I have to say Luetin, I really like your stories. I know nothing of the 40k universe but I am glued to your videos. I know it's loved by many but I don't even know its basic rules. This deep lore makes me wish I knew more. Thank you for sharing your great insights into the chaos ridden universe ;)
Sly Marbo once won an arm wrestling contest against Yarrick’s cyber arm. But to make it fair he only used his pinky, and broke it first.
I heard he once won a staring contest with the eye of terror.
I heard nurgle got a cold when Sly sneezed on him.
Abbadon the Despoiler checks under his bed for Sly Marbo every night. Sly Marbo checks under his bed for Sly Marbo.
The most powerful weapon in 40k is your faith in da emprah!!
To write the holy God Emperors name wrong is heresy. Perish, heretic.
@@maxpolariss Da emprah protecs! WAAAAAAAAAAGH!
Way too low.
Have an upvote
Honestly I think it would be hilarious to see a group of Orks who somehow started to worship the Emperor instead of Gork and Mork. like they see a giant statue of him and they are like "Dis A Big boi... Biggar than ourz Gork thng!"
These vids are a nice break from listening to the 50 something long HH series. Always a treat
Nothing better than a Luetin video to close the day and drift into sleep. Truly the Emperor provides at my time of need.
Just gotta give you props man, I been enjoying your content for a bit now and I absolutely love how cohesive your script and editing is.
I love lore and war hammer is one of the coolest sci-fi landscapes ever.
I don’t play it, but this channel has presented me something so insane and crazy and fun.. it’s awesome.
More grimdank lore just in time for bed, lets go!!!
LOL fr
Literally just found my Abaddon Black and sat down to paint and, praise the emperor, a new video! Truly, the emperor protects and provides!
Yes, that is the intro cutscene for Quake 4 done around 29 min. Perfectly placed 😁
Thanks mate. Nothing quite like listening to you while painting scenery for games I never play. Your mighty effort has not gone unappreciated.
Legend has it Sly Marbo routinely beat up Chuck Norris and took his dinner money.
Me: *sit down with toast and coffee ready to watch Luetin09 video*
Also Me: Oh yeah, it's all coming together.
"How does this work? The answer is yes". Best explanation EVER :D
You're legit, greatly enjoying this series. I appreciate your effort to consolidate the cannon
The shokk attack gun part was absolutely hilarious mate ! X'D
I love 40k for this kind of shut.
Why just cut your enemy with a simple light sword or shoot it with a láser or bullets.
No you must crush their souls, or destroy thier minds, and thats just the first line of weapons.
Angel and Demon on Marbo's shoulders:
AAAAAAARRRRRGH!!!!!
Nobody makes such bingeable content for 40k like Lutin.
Regardless of my interest in 40k lore, Luetin, I keep coming for the quality of your content. Keep it up.
Just impeccable lore. When i have arguments with folks about how things work. I send them to LT.
LT has actually can grasp what the writers are trying to say and the 40k universe, including how physics would function in this fantastical realm. Even on a greater level at times i feel than the writers understand. The warp videos are an real argument buster.
Hello Luetin, Thanks for your video. One incredible weapon system I would like to learn more about are the Psy-Titans. Would be great if you could include them in this series.
Looking forward and take care !
I just can't get over how much better the entire quality of your videos are compared to literally everything else. So good, time to join the patreon.
03:35 where I am right now on a Nightshift. My night just got a whole lot grimmer, but in the best kind of way! Thanks Luetin!
Anyone taking up the audible thing - gaunts ghosts is the best. Effing amazing and narration that is perfect
I love your work. I'd love to see more judge dredd lore also maybe a breakdown of saints or the emperors actual children
Maybe a breakdown of your view of the next primarch to return or possible true death or resurrection of big E
There's something about the intensity of Luetin's enunciation and tone that makes even trying to pitch audible sound like a tale being told by a war veteran turned archivist.
Luetin, I have to ask: When are we gonna get a greatest victories of the Imperium video?
Is there any change you, oh Loremaster, could make a series or a video about some of the more mundane wargear used by different armies? Things like lasguns and power swords and so on. Thanks Luetin, love everything you make!
Holy shit the first was dark it sounds like something the imperium shouldn’t even have.The penitent engine sounds like something Chaos or the Drukhari should have.
Hey Luetin, I think a cool idea for a video series would be something covering the different regions of the galaxy (Segmentum Pacificus, Segmentum Obscurus, Jericho Reach, Ultramar, etc.). You could go into topics like the history of the major factions in each area, important wars/battles that shaped them, key planets, and other unique features. I think it would be interesting to see where all these major lore events happen in relation to one another and how the galaxy is faring in different parts. Regardless, keep up the excellent content
"How does it achieve this?...
Aaaand the answer is YES"
LEGEND
Thank you for mentioning Sly Marbo. It truly caught me off guard and was my favorite part of the video.
I love how space rambo is considered to be on the level of the Life Eater Virus and Cyclonic Torpedoes.
I just wanted to say I love listening to these while I try to sleep. As a new WH fan, yours and Majorkills videos have made my restless nights that much easier. I just shut my eyes and listen and then eventually I'll fall asleep like a baby. Learn WH lore AND sleep? sign me the fuck up
You ever think of telling 40k stories? Random inquisitor travels, space marine fight, guards man struggle etc.
Edit: make up your own, I would love to hear what you come up with!
Luetin09 in the grim darkness of the future when he finally has made videos on all Warhammer 40k Lore
"A duty... Honorably... Discharged..."
Legends say...Sly killed a Tyranid Bio Titan using only a pencil...
A f*cking pencil!!!
- Adeptus Custodes
Of course this is just a legend, in truth he didn't even use the pencil.
@@jankekow569 you're right i heard he killed it was his pinky
@@lordshadow3822 wasn’t his pinky, it was the bio-titans pinky
I can assure you...the storys of this f*cking man...have all been watered down...
Games workshop should really be paying you for providing such quality 40k entertainment.
I’m sitting in the dark in Houston watching this on my iPhone while I work on not freezing to death.
Ey man, stay strong.
Best of luck. Here's to warmer weather soon.
Sorry to hear, hang in there, hope everyone out there has some good fortune soon
The emperor protects
Texas broke before the 40k fan did.
May Astronomican shine before you 🙏
It's really crazy how good you are at making these videos. Every single one is great.
Sly Marbo doesn't carry a lot of weapons because he is the weapon
Sir, you have a raw talent for this please don't stop!
"Covered head to toe in alien blood." As all men should be.
I think that some inquisitors could have problem with that.
Instructions unclear
Fucked tau water caste babe
@@ofthecaribbean
A human fucking a Tau? Prolly wound up covered in blood anyway, they are rather squishy after all.
Just not tyranid blood
I'll pass on the Xenomorph blood, tbh.
Someone tell me if I got this right:
You thought a lobotomy was bad? Check out servitors
You thought a servitor was bad? Check out arco flagellant
You thought an arco flagellant was bad? Check out penitent engine
You thought a penitent engine was bad? Check out anchorite
You thought an anchorite was bad? Check out mortifier
Damn when that frenetic violin kicks in during the intro music I get goosebumps
Same here. I’m craving the sauce on that song.
For next to cover I suggest these Warlord Titans, a specific Terran pattern, with a princeps who must be a psychic Null, and an interesting use of a warp engine.
Oh yeah, to be converted into an Arco Flagelant is a totally harmless punishment.
40K is a proper crazy universe.
You know what Sly Marbo would have to say about this?
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAthankyouverymuchit'sanhonortobementionedAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
Your vids are so good, next level fantastic.. I never knew the lore for 40k was this deep, my parents bought me a box set when I was kid, but man the lore you provide in context & vids you create is something else... Please never stop you really are on some other level with it
just when i was about to go to bed....
Just about to nodd off and i gasped out loud at my recommendations, so soon after the last video.. Awesome 😁
I can't Help myself. Your description of the Shokk Attck Gun has to be one of the funniest things ever. 🤣 I find myself regularly coming back to this section for sheer giggles. Thank you so much!
As one of the lost primarchs, Sly Marbo was my ultimate weapon.
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Jeez, you spoil us with this upload schedule. I'm loving it, but hope you're not burning yourself out :)
Thanks for all the hard work you put in, I've never played 40K and I've only painted the odd mini but I love the lore (I prefer making 1:1 space marine cosplay stuff as I don't have the skill for minis 😂).
That's enough rambling from me, time to sit back and relax to a bit of insane world destroying weapon lore 😂
Could the glass plague be a hard counter to tyrannids? Since their armor is basically the extension of their flesh
It would have to be deployed only in space battles and nowhere near a planet but yea that would shut them down until they evolved a way to counter it.
@@beardfistthegoldenone7273 Which is exactly why the Imperium has a strict rule against using the Life-Eater Virus against them. Technically it should wipe them out completely... buuut if they somehow do manage to counteract it then it’s only a matter of time before they can reverse-engineer and use it themselves
I think it would be a similar situation with the plague of glass
Yes!! Well done sir. Please keep up the production. I really appreciate the quality, up front identification of bias, and the easy to understand and follow way to present the insane world of 40k.
Some say...sly marbo...is on vacation in the eye of terror...(add to this thread of your craziest sly marbo story)
Sly and Big E arm wrestle once. Bet was that loser needs to sit down on a chair for the rest of his life.
The same week Luetin drops a video and Baldermort is teasing a monster video means the week will be amazing.
Question: Is Sly Marbo capable of rocket jumping?
sly marbo need only to jump
When i was a kid my dad used to take me to the mall. He said I could get one video game for every one book I read. I saw the cover of Brothers of the Snake and got it not knowing anything of the world I was about to walk into. 16 years later and I’m still here loving every second of it
Engagement for the algorithm god!
Likes for the Thumb Throne!
I'd like a series of novels going over his first Star of Terra and the beginning of his legend. And honestly, I'd pay good money to have Gulliman meet Sly in some form or fashion as a meeting between two living legends is always a cool thing. I love the stories of mortal men taking on insane odds.