Why Imperial Scout Troopers Were Kinda A-Holes

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  • @geetslys
    @geetslys  5 років тому +509

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    • @jamesfischer8667
      @jamesfischer8667 5 років тому +4

      Did you know... that scout troopers had lighter armor that provided better mobility?

    • @MzuMzu-nx1em
      @MzuMzu-nx1em 5 років тому +2

      Because they were on the spaceball 1??

    • @loganangell9905
      @loganangell9905 4 роки тому +1

      They were vibe checking baby Yoda greatest thing I ever heard

    • @illbill5904
      @illbill5904 4 роки тому +2

      @@jamesfischer8667 I wasn't aware that stormtroopers had armor.

    • @rileyfarmer7409
      @rileyfarmer7409 4 роки тому +1

      At about 1:10 you said their armor was customized and painted but later in the video you say the exact opposite and they they couldn't and stick out like sore thumbs. Which is it?

  • @magma_man750
    @magma_man750 5 років тому +4782

    I always like the design of the scout armor as a kid and the fact they went around acting like chads made it way better for me

    • @kosmonavt5125
      @kosmonavt5125 5 років тому +179

      Same, the speeders are what had me

    • @monkey-wrench1027
      @monkey-wrench1027 5 років тому +41

      thats exactly what i though bro

    • @timothywillox8564
      @timothywillox8564 5 років тому +134

      Scout Troopers are chads confirmed

    • @robbysanta5924
      @robbysanta5924 5 років тому +149

      Epic chad scout trooper vs cuck rebel mercenary

    • @gavinl3806
      @gavinl3806 4 роки тому +32

      Wait in the beginning he said they had camo armor but then said that they had a disadvantage, which was that they were stuck with white armor

  • @sandvicheatfresh
    @sandvicheatfresh 5 років тому +4815

    "why scout troopers were kinda a-holes"
    "grass grows, birds fly, sun shines and brotha i hurt people. I'm a force-a-nature, if you were i was from you'd be freaking dead"

  • @internalport8776
    @internalport8776 5 років тому +7750

    The scout troopers in the mandolrian vibe-checking baby yoda represents a good amount of people on the internet sick of all the baby yoda memes.

    • @WikiHL
      @WikiHL 5 років тому +790

      True heroes, those memes are crap

    • @geetslys
      @geetslys  5 років тому +853

      They got annoying after EVERYONE followed the trend

    • @internalport8776
      @internalport8776 5 років тому +401

      @@geetslys lmao yeah. baby yoda himself is an interesting character, but when it was just "insert baby yoda here, laugh now" it was so insufferable. love the vid, btw!

    • @dogotthatdog7637
      @dogotthatdog7637 5 років тому +22

      @@internalport8776 exactly

    • @rhodesianwojak2095
      @rhodesianwojak2095 5 років тому +61

      scout troopers are kings

  • @cryojudgement2376
    @cryojudgement2376 5 років тому +1530

    *shows a pic of a scoutrooper holding a pistol*
    *flips to next pic of a scout trooper holding a bazooka*
    "Now their weapons were less well armed than stormtroopers..."

    • @leoh5129
      @leoh5129 5 років тому +65

      5:30

    • @tezlaactual6582
      @tezlaactual6582 4 роки тому +23

      Those were speciallists most scouts had side arms or maybe light rifles or snipers

    • @WhatTheNerdz
      @WhatTheNerdz 4 роки тому +2

      Their*

    • @cryojudgement2376
      @cryojudgement2376 4 роки тому +8

      @@WhatTheNerdz damn I've been making sure for the past months that I use the right form of there and I cant believe a comment I made used the wrong there. I'm not being ironic thank you for letting me know I feel like an ungabunga caveman now

    • @MAX_THEMASTER
      @MAX_THEMASTER 4 роки тому +3

      4:26

  • @sliceofcheese3890
    @sliceofcheese3890 5 років тому +552

    Don’t you love how only about 2% of this info is seen in films. That’s Star Wars for you

    • @nameynamename3758
      @nameynamename3758 4 роки тому +5

      Good thing it wasn't.

    • @Ray-yv7kn
      @Ray-yv7kn 4 роки тому +1

      @person merc Comics, you can. The others? IDK.

    • @alexanderthegreat6682
      @alexanderthegreat6682 4 роки тому +8

      To be fair, there's only so much you can put in the films

    • @sliceofcheese3890
      @sliceofcheese3890 4 роки тому +13

      @@alexanderthegreat6682 Right. I am just pointing out much of what people love aren't even in the movies. All of mandalorian culture/stories came from a character who was barely in the movies but people thought looked cool.

    • @pubcle
      @pubcle 4 роки тому

      @@sliceofcheese3890 Well it wasn't just that people thought he looked cool, there was a *lot* of factors that created the love for Boba Fett, but yeah ultimately your point is made. Hell, the Old Republic era and the Sith Wars and Cold War and all of those conflicts that make up that setting are part of the most *beloved* of Star Wars by many fans and there's not a single movie or show about it, all relegated to books, comics, and games.

  • @Admin-5
    @Admin-5 5 років тому +1293

    Honestly the banter between those two scout troopers makes me want to see a show all about stormtroopers

    • @boochie-yj7un
      @boochie-yj7un 5 років тому +58

      Reminds me of the chatting portion of Halo Headhunters

    • @Concerning_Val
      @Concerning_Val 5 років тому +56

      Right? Haha, it was legit just like Marine Grunt conversations.

    • @CamdenSummer
      @CamdenSummer 5 років тому +12

      Yess plz!

    • @JohanssenJr
      @JohanssenJr 5 років тому +50

      I feel like they found two E4s, put them in scout trooper armor, and told them to act like normal junior enlisted soldiers.

    • @thefredbearfiles1305
      @thefredbearfiles1305 4 роки тому +11

      @@JohanssenJr Thats how we do it... dammit I broke the 4th wall again.

  • @SamuraiGhostGirl
    @SamuraiGhostGirl 5 років тому +2057

    The part where the scout troopers attempt to shoot the pieces of junk is priceless.

    • @mryellow6918
      @mryellow6918 5 років тому +88

      I wouldn't know as Disney plus isn't available in the UK untill like April. And they wonder why people pirate things.

    • @theautomator8372
      @theautomator8372 5 років тому +85

      At least they hit the grounds. That's more then what standard storm troopers can hit.

    • @SamuraiGhostGirl
      @SamuraiGhostGirl 5 років тому +3

      Justin Lozada That’s funny 😆

    • @basedtvrk9125
      @basedtvrk9125 5 років тому +14

      @Spunky 1608 You’re profile picture is the definition of perfection. Für Preußenland!

    • @SamuraiGhostGirl
      @SamuraiGhostGirl 5 років тому +10

      Deutschland Über Alles I remember you . You asked about me in that wolf wolf wolfe video. And yes it is. Prussia is great. Fur PreuBenland!

  • @LtVictor
    @LtVictor 5 років тому +3353

    1 Million Years of war
    Empire: Camo isn't useful

    • @starroving6464
      @starroving6464 5 років тому +203

      In Star Wars universe, it was not much useful in space and was only really effective in a dense jungle which stormtroopers were 1st designed to bring fear and a sign of presence that they're there, and 2nd they were suppose to storm an area swiftly, so they were hardly a prolonged conflict on the land unless you consider the troops that occupy a planet.

    • @cossaizy6309
      @cossaizy6309 5 років тому +143

      Funnily enough the clone scout trooper had camo...
      And they had the same armor as the imperial scouts

    • @starroving6464
      @starroving6464 5 років тому +76

      @@cossaizy6309 as clone wars were more longer campaigns on many planets they would be camo units and arrange of other units as this is my personal opinion, but the Republic allowed independence for each legion when it comes to their armour and how they paint it.

    • @CBRN-115
      @CBRN-115 5 років тому +8

      Camos are for pussies

    • @teodorogerald
      @teodorogerald 5 років тому +30

      역병으사
      Lituraly every military on earth: What?

  • @claxs11
    @claxs11 5 років тому +711

    "for vibe checking the child in that one episode"
    i couldn't help but laugh

    • @eltipodepan6373
      @eltipodepan6373 4 роки тому +13

      Claxs what can i say? Lil yoda didn’t pass the vibe check,

  • @hazardtrooper2791
    @hazardtrooper2791 5 років тому +862

    He said that they where camouflaged to their environment but later said they couldn’t customise their armour and stuck out in the environment

    • @geetslys
      @geetslys  5 років тому +276

      Camouflage was for certain places, like Kashyyyk, in other places they stood out because they’re wearing full white

    • @goodmind4940
      @goodmind4940 5 років тому +146

      @@geetslys *laughs in Endor* sounds like just plot hole

    • @chondracoffer446
      @chondracoffer446 5 років тому +38

      the white armor works in snow

    • @joeallen9104
      @joeallen9104 5 років тому +43

      @@chondracoffer446 I don't see any snow on Endor

    • @chondracoffer446
      @chondracoffer446 5 років тому +11

      @Purple Emerald hoth is what im talking about and a bit of zeffo

  • @elijahfrazier445
    @elijahfrazier445 5 років тому +2460

    They aren’t allowed to customize their white armor so they stick out, but they can also be issued camo armor, and some pictures showed them in a black variant? So which is it? Would they get to choose the variant of armor, or would their command choose the armor and potential screw them over by giving them the white armor?

    • @CloneCommanderCrater1102
      @CloneCommanderCrater1102 5 років тому +555

      The Imperial scout troopers had exclusively white armour, the Republic clone scout troopers would get issued different armor depending on the environment and were allowed to customize it, and the black armored scout troopers are Imperial storm commandos which are a highly specialized elite branch of the Stormtrooper corps.

    • @ArmouredProductions
      @ArmouredProductions 5 років тому +222

      Black Armored Scout Troopers are Storm Commandos, a different type of trooper, they just wear black scout armor.

    • @theempiredidnothingwrong3227
      @theempiredidnothingwrong3227 5 років тому +125

      I'm pretty sure black is only if you're a commando. Otherwise it's probably always white so you're kind of effed unless it's a snow planet.

    • @moderndemon84
      @moderndemon84 5 років тому +47

      @@theempiredidnothingwrong3227 Some Scouts wore green armor.Sniper Troopers wore gray armor.

    • @theempiredidnothingwrong3227
      @theempiredidnothingwrong3227 5 років тому +35

      @@moderndemon84 We're talking imps not republicans right

  • @garrettgarner438
    @garrettgarner438 5 років тому +4868

    If baby yoda is considered 50, wouldn’t that technically mean the scout trooper assaulted an old man?

    • @theautomator8372
      @theautomator8372 5 років тому +187

      Hey if it means they'll be punish more for hitting baby yoda then yes.

    • @Cmmdre977
      @Cmmdre977 5 років тому +139

      50 isn’t elderly though that’s basically middle aged

    • @wongo7163
      @wongo7163 5 років тому +44

      That’s still the age of a baby compared to a human so nah he’d be like 500 years old and be an old man

    • @BlueTeam-John-Fred-Linda-Kelly
      @BlueTeam-John-Fred-Linda-Kelly 5 років тому +31

      Which do you think is a worse crime, punching a baby or punching an old man?

    • @jamesdavis9036
      @jamesdavis9036 5 років тому +30

      @@BlueTeam-John-Fred-Linda-Kelly I'm going to assume you meant punching, not puncturing, a baby. Either way, punching/puncturing the baby is a lot worse.

  • @Yeahnahgetfucked
    @Yeahnahgetfucked 5 років тому +418

    Next vid: Why the imperial janitor was the most deadly soldier in the galaxy

    • @magoschonkers711
      @magoschonkers711 4 роки тому +22

      They were

    • @twistedyogert
      @twistedyogert 4 роки тому +23

      They use Mouse droids so if you tripped over one you might fall down a shaft.

    • @chicken8664
      @chicken8664 4 роки тому +15

      If they stopped working as janitors they could take over

    • @thebadhandwriting3216
      @thebadhandwriting3216 3 роки тому

      Cuz they’re secretly feeding dianogas mate! 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @ashbankston9892
    @ashbankston9892 5 років тому +625

    Imperial officer: pls stop running through the halls guys...

    • @ashbankston9892
      @ashbankston9892 5 років тому +22

      Do you know how expensive those cleaning droids are? It's coming outta your pay

    • @krispalermo8133
      @krispalermo8133 5 років тому +22

      Vader:" I find your Lack of Discipline and Un'professionalism Disturbing ..."
      ...Force Chokes half a dozen troopers.....

    • @Maza945
      @Maza945 5 років тому +15

      Imperial biker chad: LAWL Get outta my way NERD!1

    • @thekekman8483
      @thekekman8483 5 років тому +19

      "NO SPEEDER BIKES IN THE LOBBY!!!"

    • @ashbankston9892
      @ashbankston9892 5 років тому +14

      Crashes into 4 stormtroopers at the water cooler killing them instantly: Lol GG EZ

  • @TomSidProductions
    @TomSidProductions 5 років тому +594

    At least scout troopers can actually see what they're shooting at

    • @johnnyd5537
      @johnnyd5537 5 років тому +13

      But can they hit what they are shooting at?

    • @berryy82
      @berryy82 5 років тому +20

      @@johnnyd5537 like that one time in Mando where they can't hit that can

    • @RilandCulpepper
      @RilandCulpepper 5 років тому +4

      THEY DIDNT HAVE THE HIGH GROUND GUYS.

    • @some_shitposting_idiot3023
      @some_shitposting_idiot3023 5 років тому +1

      @Gaius Wyrden captain rex states the complete opposite but ok

    • @some_shitposting_idiot3023
      @some_shitposting_idiot3023 5 років тому +1

      @Gaius Wyrden the empire has always been shit inb4 the EU the movies take priority and they show stormtroopers as being completely incompetent

  • @thebiglich
    @thebiglich 5 років тому +1739

    Imagine being a top soldier and getting killeed by little furry bears on endor

    • @dungeonguy88
      @dungeonguy88 5 років тому +182

      Yeah, apparently those furry little bears were surprisingly strong for their size. And apparently, they had a taste for human flesh. It was probably less embarrassing, and more terrifying for them at the time.

    • @ldobehardcore
      @ldobehardcore 5 років тому +46

      Next time you watch ROTJ, pay attention to what the Ewoks are wearing. They're formidable

    • @ldobehardcore
      @ldobehardcore 5 років тому +71

      @@dungeonguy88 they also have thermal-range infrared as part of their visual spectrum. An astounding sense of smell, and spend their whole lives surviving in a jungle with fearsome animals at least as deadly as they are.

    • @etazeta674
      @etazeta674 5 років тому +106

      Here's a thought, remember all the soldiers at the bunker who survived near the end? Zoom forward to the ending celebration, and you'll notice their are no prisoners in sight but their helmets are being used for drums. So where did they go? Well you'll also notice there is meat cooking...

    • @matthewryan1998
      @matthewryan1998 5 років тому +82

      Endor was the empires vietnam

  • @bigredwolf6
    @bigredwolf6 5 років тому +247

    Ironically, the white armor is probably more effective than the army ACU digicam. Because at least it blends in with snow. The ACU blends in with grandmas couch and that’s basically it

    • @MrCauseEffect
      @MrCauseEffect 5 років тому +25

      On white sand in the full moon with fog that shit will make you invisible. Rest of the time might as well be a walking glowstick.

    • @Gegengrupenfuhrur
      @Gegengrupenfuhrur 5 років тому +5

      Blends in well if your hiding in a small shrub in a frozen tundra.

    • @werefett
      @werefett 5 років тому +4

      Honestly after it began to fade and even got a little dirty, acus worked really good. I personally thought OCPs looked ugly. Also ACUs are more comfortable and breathable in my opinion, ocps always felt like plastic to me. I know the skorpian pattern were more like acus. I think if they hadnt picked the tan in acu pattern and instead picked a brown or dark green, the universal camo pattern would have been fine.

    • @jackdaw7792
      @jackdaw7792 5 років тому +5

      You guys do know ACU stands for Army Combat Uniform, right? ACU isn't a camouflage pattern...

    • @bigredwolf6
      @bigredwolf6 5 років тому +5

      Jackdaw Yes I am aware, but it is still a shit uniform. Almost as dumb as navy blueberries.

  • @TheHybrid001
    @TheHybrid001 5 років тому +135

    Scout trooper: “we are the ultimate survivalists!”
    Range trooper: “that’s cute”

    • @andrewaftontheandroidhedge2780
      @andrewaftontheandroidhedge2780 4 роки тому +5

      ya only a total of one range trooper died on screen through out the hole series edit: this also means the movies

    • @TY-PO
      @TY-PO 2 роки тому

      @@andrewaftontheandroidhedge2780 Range Troopers were simply built different.

  • @StormtrooperTK--ic8pb
    @StormtrooperTK--ic8pb 4 роки тому +32

    They are, you don’t want to deal with them they cheat at card games, they brag about what missions they go on and how dangerous they are (even though I was one of the first men in during the boarding of the tantive IV), and not to mention that they are trained on speeders.

  • @alatyrakowska76
    @alatyrakowska76 5 років тому +445

    Scout troopers are especially annoying in Fallen Order. They're such a pain in the ass.

    • @christophergovan2136
      @christophergovan2136 5 років тому +30

      Ala Tyrakowska they’re ok, just parry them. The commanders are annoying tho bc you can’t one shot them

    • @alatyrakowska76
      @alatyrakowska76 5 років тому +11

      @@christophergovan2136 you're right, I meant the commanders

    • @alatyrakowska76
      @alatyrakowska76 5 років тому

      Geetsly's, dude, Thanks for two hearts under 1 video. Love your content

    • @sarcasticshinigami5224
      @sarcasticshinigami5224 5 років тому +9

      At least they can finally hit their target.

    • @christophersalinas2722
      @christophersalinas2722 5 років тому +8

      Commanders are the difficult ones. I can beat up a handful of scout troopers in Master. But commanders. I can die to them in Grandmaster depending if it's 2+

  • @Jedi_Spartan
    @Jedi_Spartan 5 років тому +671

    Why did the Scout Troopers in Jedi: Fallen Order have riot batons? Just make a different class of soldiers (such as the Legends Riot Trooper) and give the Scouts sniper rifles.

    • @pyrotheimp
      @pyrotheimp 5 років тому +97

      He even says in the video that they have batons. It fits better in the game than a sniper would anyways.

    • @blackshogun272
      @blackshogun272 5 років тому +59

      Jedi Spartan 38 half the basic enemies in TFU2 woulda cucked Cal before he got halfway through the game 😂

    • @savageguy134
      @savageguy134 5 років тому +58

      Jedi Spartan 38 pretty sure it was also because of the timeline since it was 5 years after Order 66. a good amount of Jedi still existed so I guess to combat that they gave them batons.

    • @LAV-III
      @LAV-III 5 років тому +37

      Scout troopers could be given different weapons if the situation deemed it necessary
      If they need to fight in melee then they will be given stun batons
      If they have to be snipers then they will be given an E11-S or DLT19-X sniper rifle

    • @zachduperron8543
      @zachduperron8543 5 років тому +6

      They also had orange pauldrons sometimes to denote rank as well

  • @slicerneons3300
    @slicerneons3300 5 років тому +182

    9 to 5s just doing their job. Had I a boss like Vader, Tarkin, or Gideon I'd be an A Hole too.

  • @chengzhou8711
    @chengzhou8711 5 років тому +386

    “The new generation of scouts of the empire seriously disappointed me, but their lack of efficiency and poor reputation got me and my guild a lot of business. Still, a scout must strive to maintain good relations with the rest of their army, since both of these sections rely on one another. And who decided to make them all pitch white?” ARF/CT8711-12 “Cheng”, Captain and Scout of the 442nd Siege Battalion

    • @krispalermo8133
      @krispalermo8133 5 років тому +13

      Uh, head canon and remarks on other videos .
      The white armor lets the troopers blend in with the Imperial issued smoke grenades , also the armor gloss polish is sticky which allows dust, grit, dirt, and sand to better cover the armor in heavy combat. Creating ad-hoc camouflage.
      Bad writing.....

    • @chengzhou8711
      @chengzhou8711 5 років тому +7

      kris palermo Doesn’t work all the time. You can only carry so many smoke grenades. They also only work so many times. Still, this tactic sounds like it would be pretty effective.

    • @DIGITALGH05T
      @DIGITALGH05T 5 років тому

      think it was really just a fear factor

    • @chengzhou8711
      @chengzhou8711 5 років тому +3

      brandon zhang that’s what the white armor was always supposed to be about. 

    • @krispalermo8133
      @krispalermo8133 5 років тому +5

      @@chengzhou8711 youtube " Generation Tech " covers storm troops with a Pro Imperial view. Great challenge.
      Other than the " Bad writing," all all the Behind the Scenes reasons with filming bugets.
      I had been reading Star Wars novel since I was a teenager in the early 1990's.
      In one novel Chewie really toss a storm trooper good over a railing and the writer wrote that guy's whole trip rolling down the step hill side to the bottom. During the Rebels escape they ended running pass where the storm trooper landed. As the trooper came to after being knock out, he rose covered like a compost pile with small tree branches sticking to him.
      Chewie was so startled he drop hes riffle and ran off ! Han yells at Chewie for being a coward and before he goes to shot the trooper. The guy drops to his knees and pukes in his helmet. So Han lets him live.
      As a 13 year old into Larp & Hema, with MMA. We made a lot of card board, duck tap body armor. A muddy corn field with a leafy hill side can turn anyone into an unrecognizable mess.
      We even painted the armor White and see who can cover it up the fastest in mud, dirt, and leaf.
      And " playing " army in the woods/ forests around farmland, more than a few times had to deal with slipping and sliding on lose ground cover, falling hard on my hip. In movies they never mention tripping on animal crap. And some of the stains do not wash out.
      Side note: In comics and movies you never see the lead characters with a helmet on. Cause the director / artist wants the viewers to see the lead hero.

  • @ivi_bit
    @ivi_bit 5 років тому +74

    "Scout troopers were snipers too"
    Me: * remembers that The Mandalorian scene *

    • @N120Xeno
      @N120Xeno 4 роки тому +7

      If you take a closer look their are not even wearing their equipment right.

    • @mjcaboose3479
      @mjcaboose3479 4 роки тому +7

      They’re likely the Griff and Simmons of the core

    • @imposterblockade1826
      @imposterblockade1826 4 роки тому +6

      @@N120Xeno well I dont think they'd care since the empire is gone and look at the stormtroopers in the mandalorian show even the stormtroopers look dirty like their a former shell of themselves

    • @MI-sp7fh
      @MI-sp7fh 4 роки тому +4

      They also shook their weapons like it was broken and something did sound😂

  • @sully1417
    @sully1417 5 років тому +136

    “Vibe checking” 😂😂

  • @internalport8776
    @internalport8776 5 років тому +109

    I always loved the design of the scout trooper and they will forever be my favourite trooper class lol

    • @Ragnarok6664
      @Ragnarok6664 5 років тому +8

      Aye, with Storm commandos with black armour variant

    • @mangozzz4487
      @mangozzz4487 5 років тому

      Internal Port same

    • @Furzkampfbomber
      @Furzkampfbomber 5 років тому

      @WoolEagle11
      I am beginning to think that there is a serious lack of need- and pointless specialisations for Stormtroopers. We definitely need more.

    • @mangozzz4487
      @mangozzz4487 5 років тому

      WoolEagle11 storm troopers are cool and shadow troopers maybe snow trooper but the best goes to scouts

    • @crippledcow2235
      @crippledcow2235 5 років тому

      @@Wooly4 My favourite is the beach trooper from Lego star wars lol

  • @OrbInDaFrame
    @OrbInDaFrame 5 років тому +63

    When the video popped up in my notifications it cut off and said "Why the Imperial Scouts were Kind" and the thumbnail didnt help with that, seeing as how a scout trooper was waving in one side and a trio of scouts in the other

  • @RazorBladeStudios3197
    @RazorBladeStudios3197 4 роки тому +42

    Idea title: why scout troopers were a holes
    Video: mostly talks about how scouts were trained and skilled

    • @bandit5747
      @bandit5747 4 роки тому +10

      Yes. Because they are so well funded and skilled, they become hot heads who are entilted and chads. This is litterally Illinois' Lacrosse team.

  • @KossolaxtheForesworn
    @KossolaxtheForesworn 5 років тому +12

    I can just imagine storm troopers just getting out of their bunks in the middle of night and beating some scout to death for rewing his bike at 4 in the morning.

  • @Albino_Basilisk
    @Albino_Basilisk 5 років тому +120

    I need a Scout Trooper skin for every imperial class in battlefront 2.

  • @BIoxer
    @BIoxer 5 років тому +27

    "If I can shoot that can you give me 20 credits"
    "Bet..."
    *20 hours later* : piew piew piew piew piew *tin* "ha first try"

  • @etherealwraith203
    @etherealwraith203 5 років тому +30

    Star Wars episode 10: “Baby Yoda has been found vibe checked on a toilet in Miami”

  • @pseudonymous9305
    @pseudonymous9305 5 років тому +63

    The imperial troopers punching Baby Yoda was the best thing in the entire show

  • @HolyknightVader999
    @HolyknightVader999 4 роки тому +15

    Transmissions from the 439th Legion, on Training Maneuvers on Byss:
    "This leads me to the performance of the newly-arrived light infantry, the scout troopers. While certainly well-equipped and just as effective as reports suggested, the scout trooper platoon has encountered resistance when fitting in with the rest of the Legion. The friction is almost entirely on the side of the scouts, who seem to have made a sport of being as difficult and as offensive as possible to anyone of equal or lesser rank. The sound of the speeder-bikes is frequently heard tearing through the barracks at all hours of the night, I believe with the express purpose of disrupting the other troopers' sleep. While the scouts show extreme camaraderie with each other, they frequently refuse to acknowledge the other enlisted men. By and large, the entire platoon seems to be composed of egotistical, unpleasant braggarts. My suggestion would be to keep them separate from the general armed forces, or it will only be a matter of time before the other men tear them limb from limb."

  • @benvacco8997
    @benvacco8997 4 роки тому +4

    Every time someone makes one of these “the stormtroopers we’re actually really cool” videos it makes me cry for every time there’re thrown away as canon fodder.

  • @sharkdude7
    @sharkdude7 5 років тому +45

    The Scout Troopers from the Mandalorian were basically Grif and Simmons from Red vs Blue

    • @jacencade4019
      @jacencade4019 5 років тому +3

      I'd watch that

    • @kabob0077
      @kabob0077 4 роки тому +3

      @@jacencade4019 Ever wonder why we're here?

  • @ianguest5815
    @ianguest5815 5 років тому +19

    I could watch a full series of just those two scout trooper from the finale.

  • @laserbeamize
    @laserbeamize 4 роки тому +6

    I believe that scout trooper would behave like that. I served as a recon soldier in the army a few years ago. Our job is basically to scout enemy positions. And yes, we did have a tendency to do what we wanted, both in the field and in garrison

  • @66Destiny
    @66Destiny 5 років тому +26

    they raced speeders through the halls? omg that made me laugh so hard i can just imagine one crashing while going round a corner in the halls

    • @yagdtigercommander
      @yagdtigercommander 5 років тому +8

      Why Do I picture a storm trooper nco or commander getting ready to sleep for the night. Then hearing speeders go by and then having the expression -_- lol.

  • @Insanity6419
    @Insanity6419 5 років тому +117

    Gotta be honest I never understand why the empire didn’t allow camouflage armor for the scouts. Seems pretty stupid

    • @Robert-qm7yi
      @Robert-qm7yi 5 років тому +6

      Insanity 64 Probably a plot hole, but in universe it's probably because they can be so far away they don't need camouflage, blaster rifles they would use are basically limited to how far they can see unobstructed if I remember correctly

    • @CedarHunt
      @CedarHunt 5 років тому +19

      I'm sure it just came down to budget in the original trilogy and a need for them to look like stormtroopers. That said, how awesome would it be if you gave the scouts some kind of digital camouflage system that dynamically changed to match the environment?

    • @theempiredidnothingwrong3227
      @theempiredidnothingwrong3227 5 років тому +15

      Let's be real here George Lucas was far from your career soldier who would know things like proper camouflage. Or white in general is a bad color. Now that's not meant to say he should've been. If you want stories with some hardcore well thought out military force it's called military scifi or you could read memoirs from actual wars if you really want realism. I who does infact read both strongly encourage you do. But Lucas wasn't writing military sci-fi he was going for a space opera so most likely he didn't go that far into imperial military lore as to have a reason to not use camouflage. So there probably isn't an in universe reason which is why we have fan theories. Because logically speaking I could go as far to argue that even clones are tactically dumb for using vibrant colors on their already bright white armor and making their commanding officers to distinct from normal soldiers, making it easy for a sniper to pick them off. Which quite honestly takes the fun out of it so let's not go done that road.

    • @dungeonguy88
      @dungeonguy88 5 років тому +4

      This is a case of ideology trumping practicality. The Empire was built upon the idea of ruling through fear, which was best emphasized through their distinctive, intimidating designs. Stormtroopers were trained to be fanatics who would run headlong into enemy fire without hesitation, wouldn't slow down to aid their fallen comrades, and who would show no mercy to the enemy. They were living terror weapons.
      To that end, the Empire wanted them to be highly visible to better demonstrate these qualities. The problem, as the war went on, was that their enemies became less afraid and more focused in fighting them. This could be connected to the destruction of the first Death Star, which badly undermined the Empire's image of being unstoppable.

    • @dreadpiraterobertsii4420
      @dreadpiraterobertsii4420 5 років тому +2

      What if they’re fighting on Hoth

  • @Persona6Blue
    @Persona6Blue 5 років тому +51

    Scout troopers: *punches baby yoda*
    Star wars theory channels: Write that down, write that down! This is all lore! Let's make those videos!

    • @RazuX5
      @RazuX5 5 років тому +3

      Persona 6 I know right? lol 😆

  • @itssaoirse1239
    @itssaoirse1239 5 років тому +37

    “Vibe Checking the Child” Oh my god that had me dying

  • @Darth_Cornpop
    @Darth_Cornpop 4 роки тому +7

    *Geetsly's:* "Scout Troopers were assholes!"
    *Coruscant Guard Clones:* "That's cute."

  • @nickwiora8214
    @nickwiora8214 5 років тому +2

    getting kicked out of base because they kept racing (and possibly modifying) in the dead of night pissing off neighbors and friends alike?
    you described space hells Angel's and I demand to see a series about them

  • @Hidensee
    @Hidensee 5 років тому +15

    Yeah Every Scout trooper is gangsta, until wood will start speak Droopers.

  • @nerowulfee9210
    @nerowulfee9210 5 років тому +50

    I hope scout troopers Grif and Simmons are alive, I really want to see them in season 2. Maybe even as a real threat.

    • @theempiredidnothingwrong3227
      @theempiredidnothingwrong3227 5 років тому +17

      Or a hole spinoff where they end up on adventures to find out it's all been a simulation.

    • @seljukturk1344
      @seljukturk1344 5 років тому +2

      Movie Rated B For: BLAST ‘EM

    • @kabob0077
      @kabob0077 5 років тому +1

      @@Wooly4 Nah, we gotta play Blood Gulch Blues for them.

    • @jamespocelinko104
      @jamespocelinko104 5 років тому +4

      Then we meet their gruff, war-hungry sergeant.

    • @kabob0077
      @kabob0077 5 років тому

      @@jamespocelinko104 Oh hell yes.

  • @JaelaOrdo
    @JaelaOrdo 5 років тому +51

    I feel like the scout trooper armor should’ve just been the standard issue armor for all stormtroopers, mainly due to the fact you can actually see out of the helmet

    • @jeffreypatterson8759
      @jeffreypatterson8759 5 років тому

      I was just saying the same thing.

    • @4hands456
      @4hands456 5 років тому +5

      Buuut they have more exposed soft body armor.. meaning melee and physical weapons will be way more effective against them plus then they don't get the energy dispersion effect of the full standard kit. Plus a better helmet will cost more so... If you're making a massive army cheaper semi effective gear for your troops with will be better In the long run.

    • @nighthunter3039
      @nighthunter3039 5 років тому +6

      @@4hands456 Just do the normal stormtrooper kit but with a scouthelmet then you get full body protection

    • @society5767
      @society5767 5 років тому +3

      @@nighthunter3039 this is some galaxy brain shit right here

    • @scarecrow4607
      @scarecrow4607 5 років тому +3

      Stormtrooper helmets are outfitted with a wide array of sensor tech and additions to improve vision of the wearer along with a functional HUD. Though the eye lenses my be small the helmet can outweigh this and due to smaller weak points offers a better protection overall. And Star Wars Helmets in general have small or thin lenses. Mandalorian or Clone helmets are no exception

  • @NimbusFolip44
    @NimbusFolip44 5 років тому +8

    Title: why imperial scout troopers were kinda A holes
    Me: THEY HIT BABY YODA

  • @robingrube3495
    @robingrube3495 4 місяці тому +1

    I find it hilarious that the rest of the empire views these guys as galaxy class A-holes, but are stuck with them anyway because they're the best they got.
    I would VERY much like to see a canon live action "scout trooper" comedy show!

  • @vicioushellsing
    @vicioushellsing 5 років тому +158

    wasn't bill burr's character an "imperial sharpshooter" aka, a scout trooper? Now his "I wasn't a stormtrooper wise-ass" line and his general attitude makes even more sense.

    • @DPham1
      @DPham1 Рік тому +5

      That would make so much sense.

    • @ozymandiasprometheus1926
      @ozymandiasprometheus1926 Рік тому +2

      He was an Imperial Sharpshooter that's why the armor was diff when he snuck on that base and saw his old commander

  • @geetslys
    @geetslys  5 років тому +279

    What’s your favourite kind of imperial trooper? Got to say Death Trooper.
    patreon.com/Geetslys

  • @AlbanAwan
    @AlbanAwan 5 років тому +18

    Speeder bikes in the halls? Yea move them before someone starts stringing up wire.

    • @tk-756brony6
      @tk-756brony6 4 роки тому +1

      J-Russ Shhhh.. no, no... let them race. °^°

  • @HeiwaHero
    @HeiwaHero 5 років тому +87

    “Scout troopers were among the best soldiers in the empire, that made them a cut above they’re fellow stormtroopers”
    Not a high bar I’m sure lol

    • @dungeonguy88
      @dungeonguy88 5 років тому +30

      I mean, against characters that didn't have plot armor, they could fight pretty well.

    • @Gunny-Bunny-47
      @Gunny-Bunny-47 4 роки тому +2

      actually stormtroopers were the best shots in the galaxy, they simply were not given the right light

    • @cosmichorizon3273
      @cosmichorizon3273 4 роки тому

      @@Gunny-Bunny-47 and helmets too

  • @MajorGeneralVeers
    @MajorGeneralVeers 5 років тому +6

    Generation Kill is a good depiction of how Scout Troopers would act.

  • @GameSeeker115
    @GameSeeker115 5 років тому +7

    Can only imagine a Scout Trooper being an a-hole if he where stuck on a planet with two suns and no women. (Family Guy reference)

  • @Stormtrooper-zq1hm
    @Stormtrooper-zq1hm 5 років тому +36

    Something about scout troopers how wounderful just what we needed.

  • @user-fm6yf5hh7q
    @user-fm6yf5hh7q 5 років тому +3

    The nostalgia your intro gave me, instant sub, if you know you know.

  • @happywetod9582
    @happywetod9582 5 років тому +5

    “Vibe checked the child”
    I loved that

  • @arandomcrusader6707
    @arandomcrusader6707 4 роки тому

    I love for the scout trooper you took screen's hits from fallen order when you were talking about the batons and some battlefront two screenshots on 4:02 Love the detail

  • @jayd6038
    @jayd6038 5 років тому +7

    He said vibe-checking like it came naturally to him and he uses it everyday

  • @Ragnarok6664
    @Ragnarok6664 5 років тому +14

    Would be nice to see Scout troopers in the Mandalorian or other series/film with sniper gear

  • @bluewolf5895
    @bluewolf5895 5 років тому +6

    I like how the empire kept their armor almost identical to republic scout armor

  • @ivanedits9295
    @ivanedits9295 5 років тому +3

    Video: *zooms in on a planet* me: *nostalgia activated*

    • @robbysanta5924
      @robbysanta5924 5 років тому +1

      Ivan edits I love the original battlefieldfronts so much

  • @BKJ2023
    @BKJ2023 4 роки тому +8

    "Many scouts had camo"
    "Scouts weren't allowed to paint their armour so the white stuck out"
    Contradictions

    • @koga8100
      @koga8100 4 роки тому

      Get over it

    • @kabob0077
      @kabob0077 4 роки тому +1

      They have to be issued camo, but usually aren't.

  • @MaceGaming53
    @MaceGaming53 5 років тому +9

    "for vibe checking the child" 😂😂

  • @kingstoncharles567
    @kingstoncharles567 5 років тому +17

    Can we have an ARF trooper video pls

  • @jamesrichardson2586
    @jamesrichardson2586 5 років тому +76

    They’re pretty dumb in Jedi fallen order.

    • @alatyrakowska76
      @alatyrakowska76 5 років тому +11

      Dumb and ANNOYING

    • @bandit5747
      @bandit5747 5 років тому +6

      I just force push or pull them

    • @alatyrakowska76
      @alatyrakowska76 5 років тому +2

      @@bandit5747 It's more satisfying to throw the lightsaber at them. But pushing them is also great

    • @SamuraiGhostGirl
      @SamuraiGhostGirl 5 років тому +7

      Ala Tyrakowska the best about the game is pushing troopers off cliffs.

    • @tristanlau1213
      @tristanlau1213 5 років тому +4

      But it's fun to throw them into the venus flytraps in kashyyyk

  • @ΓιώργοςΜαστρογιάννης-σ1χ

    0:24
    Yep, absolutely "among the best troopers of the Stormtrooper Corps".

  • @alastairbeaumont9578
    @alastairbeaumont9578 5 місяців тому +1

    I can actually see George Lucas writing the screenplay for ROTJ:
    “Han notices two Scout Troopers loading gear next to their brown Imperial Speeder Bikes.
    Their armour, while slightly different to the typical Imperial Stormtrooper, remains characteristically white, with black bodysuits underneath.
    These elite units, unlike their more well known counterparts, are skilled at reconnaissance, fast-travel on their Scout Bikes, have excellent communication and are skilled with long range weapons. These formidable CQC warriors are definitively the arse holes of the Empire”.

  • @crispybaguette8670
    @crispybaguette8670 5 років тому +4

    It also increased their odds of survival if they encountered enemy forces
    Me: rememberers endor

  • @henriklol6910
    @henriklol6910 5 років тому +3

    -Years of additional specialized training.
    -The strongest and best armor in the whole galaxy.
    *Beaten by ewoks*

  • @lawrizli8672
    @lawrizli8672 5 років тому +4

    everytime the protagonist arrives
    *What did I do in my Training again?*

  • @thesolecrusader610
    @thesolecrusader610 5 років тому +13

    Omg vibe checking baby yoda

  • @notalawyer9824
    @notalawyer9824 4 роки тому +1

    Everyone around me is convinced that that baby yoda is literally THE baby but when in reality, he was a grand master of the Jedi before the imperials, and died in return of the Jedi.

  • @metalimposter
    @metalimposter 3 роки тому

    I love the Red VS Blue comedy in the scout trooper scene

  • @alecburglin875
    @alecburglin875 5 років тому +26

    We need a “band of brothers” but with storm troopers !!!

  • @generalkenobi1972
    @generalkenobi1972 5 років тому +8

    The Scout trooper beating Baby Yoda was kinda satisfying

  • @commanderbeepo8066
    @commanderbeepo8066 5 років тому +5

    As a kid i always thought the scout troopers looked cooler then the regular stormtroopers. Still do

  • @ianmontgomery1999
    @ianmontgomery1999 4 роки тому +1

    I like how their helmets just make it look like they have a smug looking face

  • @sketchykidz6934
    @sketchykidz6934 5 років тому +2

    “Vibe checking the Child”
    I’m dead😂

  • @flemishrepublic2016
    @flemishrepublic2016 5 років тому +3

    Stormtroopers: have better equipement, armor, training etc
    Some rebel guy with a gun: Im gunna end this man's whole career

  • @JackalArtsmith
    @JackalArtsmith 5 років тому +21

    "Why Imperial Scout Troopers Were Kinda A-Holes"
    Nah they're just massive chads who beat up unneeded characters let's be real here

  • @Wopictropic
    @Wopictropic 5 років тому +4

    “For vibe checking the child” 😂

  • @narwahlssb
    @narwahlssb 5 років тому +1

    That was my favourite seen in the whole show haha those scout troopers were straight up awesome.

  • @TheGlobalNetworkOfficial
    @TheGlobalNetworkOfficial 4 роки тому +2

    Two rebels talking
    Rebel 1: "whats the last thing thats goes trough an Imp scouttroopers head when he hits a tree?"
    Rebel 2: "i dont know"
    Rebel 1: "His afterburner" 🤣🤣

  • @benjaminchen4367
    @benjaminchen4367 5 років тому +3

    Lore and common sense: Stormtroopers are elite soldiers
    George Lucas: yeet

  • @brokenknight4938
    @brokenknight4938 5 років тому +6

    BABY YODA WILL NEVER FORGIVE YOU

  • @jedileader0174
    @jedileader0174 4 роки тому +1

    If I was in the Star Wars universe, I would wear a mix of phase 1 and 2 clone armor like rex with a Scout trooper helmet.

  • @Just_games_NS
    @Just_games_NS 5 років тому

    Your intro bring back memories especially of the first Battlefront on the PlayStation to the only real Battlefront I own

  • @asnbloxalt7883
    @asnbloxalt7883 5 років тому +3

    No one:
    Scout Troopers: *viBE cHEcK*

  • @rokmun680
    @rokmun680 5 років тому +19

    7 seconds ago feelsgood man

  • @toxin5702
    @toxin5702 5 років тому +25

    Reason 1) They hit baby yoda
    Reason 2)
    Reason 3)

  • @t2hk_
    @t2hk_ 4 роки тому +1

    every other Star Wars theorists: gives serious titles for their videos
    this dude:

  • @dużapoduszka
    @dużapoduszka 4 роки тому +1

    Storm troopers: "Man, you can't just wake everyone up in the middle of the night and loudly announce with the bikes that you're going on patrol."
    Scouts: "Haha, the speedy boi goes VRRRRR."

  • @aaronbiduk813
    @aaronbiduk813 5 років тому +6

    Man I fucking loved the scout troopers
    It was red vs blue and omg did I laugh

  • @AA-jj6jv
    @AA-jj6jv 5 років тому +13

    How many stormtroopers did the Empire have just wondering?

    • @ninedivines5374
      @ninedivines5374 5 років тому +1

      None

    • @marrqi7wini54
      @marrqi7wini54 5 років тому +5

      It was estimated around a couple billion. (Large galaxy)
      25000 Star destroyers and 9000 troopers per one so those are the ones stationed in the navy.

    • @moderndemon84
      @moderndemon84 5 років тому +6

      With Disney Star Wars,I would say about 300.Everyone else already defected...

    • @theempiredidnothingwrong3227
      @theempiredidnothingwrong3227 5 років тому

      @@marrqi7wini54 That's interesting by chance do you know in comparison a stormtrooper to rebel soldier ratio. Kind of going done the rabbit hole but out of curiosity.

    • @marrqi7wini54
      @marrqi7wini54 5 років тому

      @@moderndemon84
      Look I not extremely fond of the acquisition but these Disney jokes stopped being funny long ago.

  • @jwn5
    @jwn5 4 роки тому +3

    Hey man... You guys need to chill, these guys the true mvps of the empire, they can actually hit something 1 out of a 100 shots with a single rifle, one day you might not be one of the 99 rebels who get away.... Eventually....

  • @myst_desendant8876
    @myst_desendant8876 4 роки тому +1

    If stormtroopers are supposed to be better than other troopers than I’m scared

  • @bankerduck4925
    @bankerduck4925 4 роки тому +2

    The scout troopers and snow troopers always stood out for me. Bloody cool and very epic armour design.