Al Bundy's Best Insults
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- Опубліковано 24 жов 2011
- There was only one man who could insult people like only Al Bundy could!
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This show could never happen today. Women would complain complain complain complain complain complain complain complain complain complain complain complain complain complain
Unless it’s Karen then it’s game on 🤣👍
Only man in history that could effectively handle a Karen.
LMFAO 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 man that's so accurate
I look forward to the pendulum swinging back.....SOON!
This is the shit that's supposed to relax us.....remember what that was like....relaxation?
And then society grew up.....sorta ....
Spot on 😂😂😂😂😂
@Pete Jones Karen is the shorthand term for over entitled soccer Moms and people who act like them. The kind of person who takes “The customer is always right” too literally and says “I want to speak to a MANAGER!” like it’s some sort of threat.
It's crazy how the set up for the jokes were corny but the deliveries were like haymakers. Truly, an underrated and hilarious sitcom
The corniness for me is part of the hilarity lol
Married With Children is such a classic sitcom and I'm rewatching the entire series. It's sad that a show like this could NEVER exist in 2023. People are way too sensitive.
I grew up with this show. People nowadays are too easily offended and extremely Bundyphobic.
Where are you watching it if I may ask?
@@Malenia_BOM They have the entire series on Hulu.
Al wasn’t racist, sexist, or whatever. He disliked everyone equally. That’s why I like him so much. 🤣
Lmao 😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣
Well... he was sexist and definitely not a fan of fat women LOL but true on the other points.
Spot on!!!
I imagined Ed probably was a little embarrassed making those insults .
@@kendallrivers1119 Ahhh the usual 'sexist' tag to everyone that isnt a cuck
Al Bundy wasn’t the hero we wanted. He was the one we needed.
💯💯 I agree
Yep !
Amen Brother!
Hes the hero we need now with all these damn softies getting offended at everything
The USA is a better place... Thanks Al...
Back when free speech and humor existed.
not changed one bit
@@nickname1581 lol riiiiight
Shout out to the bigger ladies that were OK getting insulted for the comedy.
Something we sadly can't laugh at nowadays without someone getting triggered
@@captaincold5481 who cares, laugh anyway. That's how you deal with that.
@@lennybrewster4673 good point
This needs to be played on loop at a feminist gathering
Imagine the casting calls. "Must be fat and willing to be brutally insulted for it"
Yeah, the promise of showbiz success must really be alluring to some people.
@@christopherkulander3236 more like money
And hold your laughs until the director says cut
I'm a fat guy who insults himself everyday, I want my money lol
Pay is good😂😂
Props to the plus-sized women who allowed themselves to be roasted on this show.
They had a great sense of humor! Real women 👍
@@shortcraftminecraft I think there was an understanding that these women the actresses were playing were not nice women so absolutely deserved to be roasted. So yeah they did have a great sense of humor.
Al Bundy - owning Karens since 1987.
Until the Karens ruined fun got rid of comedy
Were they really karens? He was rude to them. Ngl he was hilarious but if that were real life he'd be fired
Back when a shoe salesman could still afford to have a home.
Capitalism
This is a sitcom its supposed to make you LAUGH
😥
The Pumpkin King Back when we still had it.
Al would be making 15hr now 😒
These jokes come with a 5-10 year prison sentence now.
Hahaha, yes you're right -you can't say anything now!
Worth every second.
Yeah because at this point theyre lethal with the existence of discord mods and twitter
Freedom of speech my ass
Is that due to the DMCA?
“I’m sorry mam, unlike your mouth, we occasionally close” LMFAOOOOO
Nowadays that joke would mean something else.
"Hey Honey! Did you miss me?"
"With EVERY bullet so far"
I swear I've said this more in the last 6 years than in my entire life. 😅😂
@@nicktaylor2391 agreed
the older i get, the more i understand Al.
He can say what he wants, has a job that supports his family and a voluptuous wife who is always up for it.
I'm jealous of Al Bundy!
He was a prophet , he saw the feminist movement coming 30 years ago
@@AfricaGeo Archie bunker saw it coming 50 years ago.
Me too
I read this as Ai and still agreed with you
Al Bundy: Greatest character in sitcom history.
For me it's Al Bundy, Archie Bunker, Fred Sanford and George Jefferson: The sitcom kings.
@@kendallrivers1119 For me, it's Al Bundy, Archie Bunker and Frank Barone.
Don't forget Red Forman
Followed by Red Foreman and Uncle Phil
@@davidreeb7193 this era in history is for pussies
We must applaud these 'thick' women for being a good sport for our entertainment.
Indeed. But what i like is that like attack on titan no one is safe in this show. I can imagine that would have helped.
Fat*
@@Surteronarto Is that what caribou do in there boats
The women who played his customers have top notch humor!!
"Bud, don't try to understand women. Women understand women and they hate each other" - Al Bundy
That’s beautiful.
@@someonethatwatchesyoutube2953 the truth often is.
Al Bundy is classic. His humor would never be tolerated in today's climate. Glad it was produced right before things got 'woke'.
Millennials ruined everything...
Archie, Jeffersons, heck Looney Tunes could never be on today.
@@ct92404 ok boomer
@@bostonbault6343 oK bOoMeR
Nothing like an elder, to blame problems on the kids lol.
We need Bundy now more than ever.
👍😂
Do You mean ted or Al?
Al is legendary. Karen killer.
From the UK. Why is MWC and Happy Days (all seasons) no longer shown on TV, despite over 100 channels and numerous streaming services? 🤬
@@ianl1052 well for one thing married with children is a very very discriminative and abusive language type sitcom show that was very popular in the 90s sure it's streamed sure you could see it here and there and it's not on regular TV it may be here on cable TV in some streaming service here in the United States but as far as the UK that is determined by your cable commission if you feel like you're getting screwed write a letter to your cable commission and complain and as far as Happy Days you know that's just one of those shows that it's just a dependent show that if a streaming service or a cable network wants to put on an air for you know a short period of time or keep it running in a slot during the day that's completely up to your cable companies and the cable channels
@@scotttaylor8498
Found and bought MWC entire series for a reasonable price on Amazon.
As for Happy Days. It's not that simple. A few years ago the 1st 4 seasons used to be repeated. Here I can only buy the 1st 4 seasons on DVD. I think it must be down to copyright/overseas licensing or whatever. The only way I might be able to get the whole series is via torrenting.
@@ianl1052 torrent that bad boy. Happy Days was a daily kid ritual for me. Threes Company, Different Strokes, The Jeffersons, Gilligan's island, WKRP in Cincinnati, Taxi. Good stuff.
@@scotttaylor8498
My favourite episodes were when Robin Williams was introduced as Mork from Ork. Absolute classics.
Holy shit the writers are fucking geniuses.
Chris C Oh my god wait it just hit me...ed and al...is this where the full metal alchmist thought of the name of it two main protagonist. Is she a fan of married with children OH MY GOD.
I love how Jefferson always laughed when Al destroys Marcy
Me too 😂
Al and Jeff lol.
Jefferson is a player. Marcy is his cashed up free ride. That's why al likes him. He's one of the boys.
Me too 😂
That’s because there was legit heat with them and it was funny
Customer: "How DARE YOU say that to my face????" AL : "I'd say it behind your back but my cars only got a half of tank of gas!!!" 🤣🤣🤣
The way Jefferson always laughs behind Marcys back was always hilarious 😂
@CHARLES_LEE_RAY I admit back in the early 90’s as a 12-14 year old when I watched this show regularly with America I wasn’t much of a feminist then.
I’ve never taken Al’s or any of the family’s crude remarks seriously lol.
I remember my grandma detested the show and was a bit upset my dad let me watch the show at such a young age lol.
@CHARLES_LEE_RAY how old are you? 13? 😂
You remind me of an annoying kid that just repeats everything you say.
Fun fact, Jefferson dated Adam Carrola 's ex wife.
Karen's wouldn't stand a chance against Al Bundy.
The world of 2017 desparately needs Al Bundy.
Al Bundy 2020
If aired today, this be cancelled after Season 1. I'm glad i grew up with this.
After Episode 1.
Everyone involved would be cancelled and fired.
@@sammencia7945 Oh definitely. And their whole career would be ruined.
Amen to that
Well someone did try to cut it down back then too. But thankfully, more people loved it than hated it.
@@99thJediWarrior they literally mentioned her in the show lol got the tv show cancelled and football haha
Bundy for POTUS 2024
It's sad to know, we will never see this type of humor on TV, ever again. Todays PC culture is ruining America.
Yup, I was gonna say, this sh*t don't fly anymo.
@Jaron Zennaiter
I have a feeling that in another 10 years we will.
The next generation will relish pushing the buttons of these PC SJW freaks.
I hope you're right.
Sorry I don't have that much faith in the tie pod eating generation.
Lmao.
If this was released today it would be taken down for sexism. Shame.
...and it was cancelled, off of every network. Yesterday. Reason why I commented. Nothing wrong with being in shape and being a man. Just saying.
And discrimination against fat woman
Its not ok to be fat that's my opinion u because i was fat and i had a book of health problems i did something about it I got off my fat ass ate better walked more and became a little ass I'm happy about that it's not ok name a fat person who didn't have somthinf wrong like not being able to run, thigh rubbing and chafing, back problems, trouble breathing, reactions to things, hair loss and so on... Don't lie and say ur healthy I wasn't healthy im proudly fat shaming myself it does no damage to you
You dont like it? Do somthing about it
“Well, I’d say it behind your back, BUT MY CARS ONLY GOT A HALF A TANK OF GAS!” 😂😂😂😂😂😂 Al is the 🐐
This show would be cancelled in less than 30 seconds if it came out today.
Why? It was brilliant then although it would offend more people now just goes to show how much more pathetic people have become.
@@joepasco1420 CAuse people would protest the studio whole year-round burning low-fat yogurt and Al posters.
Its always sunny, south park, big mouth, all are way more explicit. Stop crying.
@@joepasco1420 you literally answered your own question 🤦♂️
@Gamer Crush what? Of course it would. Don't be naive.
We need an Al Bundy in 2021. Take people down a peg.
I see what you did there...
Well, the Donald Trumps of the world are now censored...
No pun intended
Lol this the only man that, if they tried to cancel, would shut every single person trying to cancel him down. I bet he'd have enough 1 liners for em all to line up and just go down the row
Peg? Oh no
There's no way this show will be allowed on TV today
“I’d say it behind your back but I only have half a tank of gas” just killed me.
Overweight woman: exists.
Al Bundy: "It's free real estate."
It's free real estate sized bucket of lard...
Free real estate with low value...
@@icee0711 low value, high fat
Not just estate he can put whole colony there
I miss humor like this. Fuck people's feelings nowadays, honestly...
@catonatinroof I'm 29... people in the 90's and even 2000-2010 had much thicker skin than people nowadays.
@catonatinroof hey screw you :)
@@madmike9398 dont generilse a hole generation people protested married with children to they just didnt have Twitter to be overly heard
@catonatinroof Lol ok pussy
@catonatinroof ok redditer
"Hey honey! Did you miss me"?
"WITH EVERY BULLET SO FAR!"
The way Jefferson always cracks up at Al's roasts behind Marcy's back is gold xD
I love how Jefferson always cracks up when Al insults his wife.
I know, it makes each insult more classic. 😆
My gf'name is Marcy....hahahaha...she even looked a bit like her with same haircut and small boobs..to add more insult to injury when Marcy's Playground came out she was teased relentlessly....BWHAHAHAHA
Which one?
Al was his idol lol
I HATE MY WIFE
They don't make shows like these anymore.
If Bundy aired today, the feminists would go nuts.
Might be but he, as sexist, ALWAYS fails. The feminists on the otherhand are shown as crazy so all in all i think the show does not prefere one over the other.
spidermann5000 If you really break down Married with Children and look at it from a morale prespective, the show is all about the man’s sacrifice to become a “provider” for his family. Yes, Al “hates” his wife and he is clearly annoyed by his children, but he keeps going to a job he despises every single day, and he comes home from it every single day. While he hates his life, he still sticks around and provides for both his wife and his children.
Al Bundy may be sexist, arrogant, rude and lazy, but he’s loyal to his family, not once does he abandon them. One of the intro songs shows Al sitting in a couch handing out money to his family with a depressed look on his face. One must ask why he doesn't just take the money and leave? It's because he actually loves his family.
Just listen to the lyrics of the opening song; “Love and marriage, love and marriage, goes together like a horse and carriage, this I tell you brother, you can’t have one without the other”. It is basically a tale of a man making a sacrifice.
Now I may be looking way too deep into this, but the whole show portrays, in a very tragic way, the plight and duty of a husband and father. Al is very much portrayed as a “hero” in many ways, but a hero that loses. He never gets his way because he puts his family first, and that is why he is so bitter.
Mangs Yes you go way to deep into it :P
But its an interessting point and that I agree with that. :)
Well Said, Very well said. It is a bit too deep, but still Personally I never seen it from that kind of point of view.
Sacrifice..yes..I agree. Though it's been a while since I even Seen Married with Children, I can remember the times when Al Really did stick up for his family, like his Daughter...
The time his Daughter, Kelly was going out with some Loser and they were on a date at the Movies. Al went by and beat him up for Smooching on his daughter (or something like that).
That in itself shows that he wants to protect his daughter, NOT to mention some Scene when the Bundy Family was fighting some Other Family at a park or something.
They all Dislike eachother, but they all Stick together, making them strong as a Union.
Despite the negativity of what Everybody goes through personally (and you can't help but to feel so Sorry for them at time), they Are Strong in there own way. Can't help but to give them all respect.
The whole entire Series is like a Bitter/Sweet way of looking at life (or the life of the Bundy Family).
OK, maybe I went to deep myself. σ_o
+Mangs
Not a bad breakdown, to piggyback on that Al never cheated on his wife. He turned down the opportunity of infidelity on numerous occasions. He kept his marriage covenant in tact. In the aspect of living a carnal life despite his attitude Al Bundy is the example of a True Husband!!
The “congratulations Marcy I didn’t know you were expecting!”line was 😂
Thank you
I love how Jefferson laughs at all of al's jokes behind marcie's back. Hilarious.
Peg: Al, I wanna have sex.
Al: So do I, but I see no reason to drag you into it.
In all reality Peg was pretty damn hot!
I think that was the point, Al was bored.
The #1 enemy of Karens everywhere.
Mostly Chads and Meatheads everywhere.
Today his "No ma'am" T-shirt would read "No, Karen!"
jefferson laughing behind marcys back when al roast her always makes me laugh
The best sitcom of all time
Gotta love how Jefferson laughs at Als jokes to Marcy 😂
The show was controversial back in the day, but looking at it now, the Bundy's were more virtuous and closer than most families today. Al Bundy never cheated on his wife even when given the opportunity with Vanna White. Peggy never cheated on Al and always adored him. Al went to a job he hated each and every day to provide for his family. Although the Bundys quarreled with each other, if anyone messed with their family, they were all brawling.
Ain't that the truth!
Yup, If Kelly was crying or treated like shit by one of her scumbag boyfriends, Al would beat them up.
My parents used to force me to tach the Cosbys because they were more wholeseome🤣 they all turned out to be degenerates in real life
Yep he just loved Hooters 😍😍😍
People won't admit it, but what this country needs right now is the return of Al Bundy.
AMEM!!!!
Start a UA-cam channel and be the change you want to see.
I agree but in todays uber p.c. society most of the jokes that made the show funny would no longer fly.
@@erikanderson2333 Ya know it's funny. While I totally agree with you about how you couldn't make a sitcom like MWC today, isn't it funny how many of these same non PC sitcoms that people say couldn't be made today like MWC or All in the Family are readily available in syndication. It's like they're grandfather claused.
@@joeheid4757 Yup, whenever MWC comes on I watch it. The show is still funny. I think it's a very underated show. Fox would not be what it is now if it weren't for that show, that includes The Simpsons. MWC is more than just crude and un-pc jokes. As far as I know it's never been off the air.
I’d give a year’s salary to send Al Bundy to a Lizzo concert and film what happens 😂
I'll call my attorney!!
- Oh you mean the law office of Häagan and Dazs 😆 🤣 😂
We need this on Netflix to help make America great again.
drumgig It's the best show, and you know it's gonna be great because I know great, believe me.
Netflix? too PC to allow this show.
We need Al Bundy more than ever!
JusCuz410 Yeah, and here I was thinking things could not be worse 4 years ago since I watched this. Ohhh how wrong I was...
Nah we need Ted Bundy to Decapitate and Arse Fk all the Fems for us lol
Stewart Mills, you are not wrong... 😁😁
- Did you miss me?
- With every bullet so far)
I love that Jefferson always laughs at Al's jokes behind Marcy's back.
All the fat jokes! Even today, he probably couldn't get away with those kinds of jokes. It's only been 25 years since that show was in its heyday, but society has lost its sense of humor.
Same way we are desensitized to violence. Maybe everyone will end up like non emotional zombies
"Body shamers", rejoice! Sometimes, you just gotta call a fat-ass a fat-ass...
Al Bundy was the sensitive one and some of us were just done laughing in order to keep men (like that) happy.
Al Bundy's triggers: Fat women (obviously); His family; His job; Librarians; Getting His order wrong; Traffic; Neighbors; Bosses; His daughter's boyfriends that he doesn't stop her from seeing; Politics....and more.
What Al does when triggered: Strip bar; complain; beat someone up; complain some more; insult somebody; Watch Psycho Dad; complain and cry.
Ever since the Kardashians came to t.v everything changed and not for the good🤪
Al Bundy is straight gangsta.
gangster: "a member of a gang of violent criminals". i guess he is straight. But he is not a gangster
@Mage Licious
Gangsta: One who willfully promotes and participates in destructive and self-serving culture in an effort to project a particular image of 'toughness' or to make oneself intimidating. Willingness to blatantly and horrifically misuse English is a necessity, as is a low IQ and sub-par education (or at least the appearance thereof).
"I'd love to be a gangsta, but I fear I'm not stupid enough." Pasted from Urban Dictionary
Allow me to translate. It would be your equivalent of the words gnarly or hardcore.
Exactly. They went and broke down the actual meaning of Gangster and everything. Lmao
LMAO!
"is that the office of haagen-dazs" had me
0:50 is pure gold.
"I'd say it behind your back but my car's only got half a tank of gas."
SJW's worst nightmare
mark t. Fuck Those social justice pussies!
Who's here to escape all the BULLSHIT in 2020!!
Imagine if they aired this today 🤣🤣🤣
If it was a stretch back in the 90's it's hard to know if it would stay on the air for very long now.
It would've been canceled after 1 one episode
Now this is comedy. This is what i watched as a kid and NO ONE GOT OFFENDED. man i miss the 80s & 90s
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Terry_Rakolta
These days commedy its shit. This was reall comedy. Old but gold
@@acamaca1156 Ok Millennial
Ah yes. When comedy could insult fat people because it's an unhealthy way of life and not get yelled at because being fat is "empowering"
Amen brother
A-fucking -MEN
Exactly.
when being a slob, refusing to look at yourself objectively or care enough about yourself and your health to get up off your ass is considered strength of character...
amen
Al Bundy we need you now more than ever.
I like how Jefferson laughs at all of Al's jokes about Marcy lol.
Sunday Nights on Fox it was MWC, The Simpsons and In Living Color. Those were the days!!!
Ahhh the 80's when men were men a joke was a joke and PC cancel culture was no where to be found.
Most Definitely..... well said..
True but cancel culture isn’t anything new it’s been around for a long time what you don’t think people weren’t a little offended by this back then?
Amen brother!
Good old days before snowflakes became bigger crybabies
Anjel Status snowflakes that's original.
Anjel Status Oh quit whining, jeez everyones constantly whining nowadays. just watch the video and laugh, have a good time.
phlynx68 he is the one complaining here.
How 'bout you both STFU and watch the hilarious clip!! I'm so sick of this crap from these wyning idiots.
Absolutely spot on there!
'and would that be the law offices of hagen and daaz?"
Hagen daaz is a brand of ice cream.
"I want a balloon!"
"You've already got one!" 🤣
Back when people weren't crybabies
People cried about this show back then ...
Or when jokes were actually funny 🥴
@@andyv9201 yeah these jokes are still made. You just have to be funny while doing it otherwise you just sound like an unfunny asshole
They still were. It was just harder to let others know about it.
I bet I could make you cry.
This is back when people still had a sense of humor. Ah, the good old days lol.
BellaMetallicA yep..and you are pretty
BellaMetallicA back when tv was normal and great
Aman bella way america going will never see entertainment like this ever again
Man, 10 years later and people are STILL commenting!
Lol weird
Legends never die
"I'd say it behind your back but my cars only got half a tank of gas."
Hello 911? I'd like to report a fucking murder.
I don’t get it
Back when TV was funny
Can u Imagine this show on tv now?? All the Karens would be mad and offended! LOved this show!
This show is on tv sometimes
Nobody is complaining except you, complaining about what people who haven't complained might complain about, except that they don't seem to care.
You guys are always the ones doing the complaining. Shut up.
@@kevinconnor6035 ok Karen. I rest my case.
The best show!! I remember watching this when I was 12....watched every episode!
"Yknow medium the size between small and you" LMAO
"Did you miss me?"
"With every bullet so far"
Best
Insult
Ever
!!!
The thing that’s really sad is that blond lady seemed nice but Al ruined it
Lol
'Hey honey, did you miss me?'
'With every bullet so far.'
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I'm using....
"Why must you always be so negative??"
"Why did you cross the road??" xD
My favorite
" New cars for everbody peg you want a new bmw"
" I see my self in a jaguar"
" Only if if we can find one that hungry"
I'm fat and my wife is fat and we both laugh at these like there's no tomorrow.
im pretty fat and i find it god damn hilarious as well.
shannon wyatt good on ya both!
Oh how I miss this television show. I almost wish it could have gone on forever.
It’s on Hulu
@@alfredogarciajr40 Thank you!
Al: "Peg, Where's dinner?
Peg: "Nothing"
Al: "I Thought we had that last night"😆(True classic.)
This is hilarious. Fat women were laughing their asses off watching this show back in the day. That's how you know these are quality punch lines.
Fudge lines
It's because people weren't pc crybabies back then. Free speech was truly free speech unlike today.
@@saltycat662 it’s really weird. People used to laugh at jokes. Now they demand you be thrown in jail.
@@saltycat662 Bro stfu free speech doesn’t mean ‘I can say what I want and expect people to let me’ it just means the government can’t arrest you if they don’t like what you’re saying.
Y’all ‘but my free speech! :(‘ bitches are just as bad as the people you complain about for whining.
@@IAmKye Freedom of speech is Freedom of speech, it isn't Freedom of criticism you mean.
I miss this kind of political incorrectness
This is politically correct to the people who are outraged it's gone.
@@jdanielzuk umm..no, it's not PC at all. This is from a time when people weren't such insecure cry babies. It's comedy, jokes, it's not sincere or serious. That's what makes it so great. Thanks for your opinion though :)
@@munihmuni8814 Well, whatever you say is a joke is a joke, if it is to you. I personally think that this show did take one thing seriously, and that was, getting these images of women out there, and degrading anybody and anything that would be against it. And that's also why the end of the show becomas "comedy is dead lefties killed it etc".
@@jdanielzuk do you not listen to your thoughts and just mindlessly repeat the atmosphere of everyone else? The thing you robots confuse is TV for REALITY. If it weren't for his current show, I bet you'd blame Ed O'Neal personally for those jokes lol do you think the women on "married with children" were offended or did were they able to distinguish TV from reality? I think it's the latter because they weren't, as South Park so correctly puts it, PC babies lol
@@munihmuni8814 Why not actually respond to what I said? There's no confusion about this being TV.
"If I was the mailman, I'd be having your wife. " best one out of a great bunch.
A joke like this nowadays is enough to rid you of your job
G T YOUR SO RIGHT PURE FAKE PEOPLE WE ARE LIVING AMONGST NOW A DAYS.
More like get arrested :)
Or worse tweeted by butthurts
It's hilarious to read comments from people offended by this, it proves the point of people having become overly sensitive.
Yup, the Millennials...
@@ct92404 i'd say its more gen-z
@@wildvolt No, it's definitely Millennials. Who do you think started the whole "Safe Space" and "trigger warning" thing in the first place? The whole SJW fad started in 2012, when Millennials were in their late teens and early 20's. They started protesting on college campuses everywhere.
I think you all are sensitive. The new generation may just be tired from catering to the feelings and desires of you all in your clear positions we've heard ad infinitum.
@@jdanielzuk Millennials are the only ones who have ever needed "Safe Spaces" and "Trigger Warnings." So exactly which desires are you talking about? And also, technically Millennials and Gen Z aren't the "new generation," Alpha is.
Back when comedy wasn't a criminal offense
This was when the "conservative" hold of america was becoming loose :) THus this new age of movements began. These new movements are thanks to the conservatives. This why you see angry sjw, angry feminists, angry genders, etc, say thanks to the religious conservatives for making this mess.. THanks guys.
This why you see people saying :gosh I miss the old days... they werent like this.... This was cause of religious oppression lol... People assume they were happy under it.
You mean back when comedy was good. Alec Baldwin isn't funny.
Conservative snowflakes crying in the comments under enjoyable comedy, really ruins the mood. I'm sorry you're offended by modern-day comedy, but some of us are just trying to have fun here.
@@VeinyWombat So get on your back and shut the hell up.
"You wouldn't say that if I came with fries and a medium drink."
Honestly, my favorite one.
3:44 "Well, take a gander into the seat next to you if you want to see what your future is going to look like!" Another classic.
“Well I’d say it behind your back, but my car’s only got half a tank of gas!” 😂😂😂
"You know medium? The size between small and YOU!"
That look on her face said she wanted to be offended but knew it was true.
"Who would you rather spend the night with, your wife or....?"
" B "
Ha.
This show was the Karen destroyer
“How dare you say that to my face!”
“I’d say it behind your back but my car’s only got half a tank of gas!” I’m dying
OK, I hate to ruin what sounds like a side-splittingly hilarious joke, but I actually never understood this joke. Can you explain it?
It is tough. I sold my 2004 Chevy 2 weeks ago with only 115,000. Traded up for a 2011 VW for free. It is hard.
@@jakes3799 The women is so large it would take more than a half a tank of gas to drive a car around her.
"2,4,6,8, don't make fun of our weight.
"2,4,6,8, don't make fun of our weight.
"1,2,3,4, you're going to fall through the floor."
"Well you wouldn't say that if I came with fries and a medium drink!"
'Why did you cross the road?'😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
“Hi honey. Did ya miss me?”
“With every bullet so far.”
I died hahaha
Too bad she didn’t.
That was priceless 😂☺️☺️