Crimes Against Obesity | Married With Children
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- Опубліковано 12 вер 2023
- All of Al's quips about large women finally catch up with him...
From Married With Children, Season 11, Episode 9, 'Crimes Against Obesity'. On his birthday, Al has to work at his shoe store and when he goes too far with the fat insults, he's put on trial in a kangaroo court by all the obese women he has insulted over the years.
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The less-than-lovable Bundys are a radical departure from the saccharine-sweet TV families popular since the days of Father Knows Best. With offbeat humor and unflinching honesty, Married... paints a more realistic picture of middle-class existence, warts and all. Al Bundy (Ed O'Neill) is a shoe salesman who is fond of frequently reliving his doubtful 15 seconds of fame on the football field. Al is terrified of the all-too-frequent amorous advances of his ditsy wife Peggy (Katey Sagal), who spends most of Al's wages at the salon and the mall. They have two teenage kids: stunning but superficial party animal Kelly (Christina Applegate) and egocentric Bud (David Faustino). Married for 16 semi-blissful years, Peggy and Al have found that the secret to a happy marriage is to accept one another's idiosyncrasies.
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" One Two Three Four You gona fall through the floor " 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Two, four, six, eight,
don't make fun of my weight.
Two, four, six, eight,
don't make fun of my weight.
@@Logan23195 🤣🤣🔥🔥
@@Logan23195I can only imagine what the floor below was thinking when they came in.
EARTHQUAKE
Our culture was so much healthier when comedy like this was alive and well.
Agree friend
Gotta give these actresses their due credit for sucking it up and making the best of their imperfections to be team players. Great time to be alive.
@@krayzeejojo well said.
We were lucky to have comedy in our youth. Comedy is slowly dying. In 5-10 Years time there will be no (new) comedy because there will be nothing left to joke about since every joke will offend somebody.
Yasssss
“You’re not grasping the gravity of the situation, Mr.Bundy.”
“Oh, I think gravity has it’s hands full right now.”
Women: "2, 4, 6, 8, don't make fun of our weight! 2, 4, 6, 8, don't make fun of our weight!
Al: 1, 2, 3, 4, you're gonna fall through the floor!
🤣🤣🤣My favorite part! 🤣🤣🤣
3:15:
CUSTOMER: "Bundy, we are activists."
AL: "Oh, well, I say not quite active enough."
🤣🤣🤘🤘
What a great line! I miss this show and others like it. TV today just doesn't cut the mustard.
if the shoe fits
“Ladies, I believe we can ‘work this out.’” I think we see the hidden meaning behind that! 😂
Oh, I think gravity has it's hands full right now. 🤣
Unlike most sitcoms that get lame after 7 or 8 seasons, the 11th season for MWC was arguably one of the best seasons!
Al bundy had some of the best one liners ever lol… gravity has its hand full lmao
I’ll never forget this episode when Al’s finally reach his breaking point on Fat women lmao 🤦🏽♂️😂
So did the floor joists.
@@sertorrhenclegane lmao 🤣
"Have I told you how pretty you look?"
"No.."
"Good, then the blood is still reaching my brain."
😂😂😂😂😂
But Al does have a point about obesity ; epidemic in the USA resulting in diabetes, heart disease, joint replacements, high blood pressure etc. A huge burden on the health care system.
Gluttony
Exactly.
Don't forget about them getting OSTEOARTHRITIS in their KNEES by the time they get to their 60s which will evidently happen if they do not lose weight fast to avoid it from happening!
Fat woman; how dare you say that to my face.
Al; Well I would say it behind your back but my car only has half a tank of gas
me;
🤣🤣🤣
'' i just got done from my aerobics class. all that jumping musta extended my foot :).''
''then i see you must have fallen on your butt a time or two''
I’ve had just about enough of you
Well you wouldn’t say that if I came with fries and a medium coke, you know, the size between small and you
That was actually my favorite one liner from the whole series
"The million pound march" 😂
Hams across America……😂😂😂
ah the good ol days when al made us all laugh
I think gravity has its hands full 😂😂😂
Imagine a herd coming at you like that...
Of course, if you throw a bag of fries in the air, you might escape.
LOL just like an aircraft uses chaff to prevent a missile hit!
Or just make em think there’s endless fries at 50 yards away, if they can waddle that far. lol
2:00 - Al vs. his old foe from S1
HER SON: "I want a balloon!"
AL: "You already got one!"
🎈🤦♂️🤣🤘🎈
What about this one:
Costumer: "You'll be hearing from my attorney!"
Al: "Is that, uh, law office of Hagens & Danz?"
😹🤘
One of Al's best burns! 🔥
@@ArttuTheCatThe law offices of Häagen & Dazs?
@@sootchh4055 It's a brand of Ice Cream iirc.
@@ExplodingConsole Yes exactly😆
1 2 3 4 you're gonna fall through the floor 😅😂
The writing is brilliant, million pound march! Haha!
1, 2, 3, 4 you're gonna fall through the floor. 😂😂😂😂😂
"Million Pound March" 😆
1 2 3 4 your going fall through the floor Lol 😂
Lmao 🤣
Al is the man!!! 👍🏈🏈🏈🏈
Al Bundy the king 👑 of comedy, insults and misogynists!
Hero of the pathetic!@@christineking2855
That gravity line did it for me 😂
The best of all times. Married with children. Real, raw, funny and unapologetic.
Al: "One, two, three, four,
You're gonna fall to the floor!"
😹😹😹😹😹🤘!!!
That's at least 1000 pounds on that floor
@@andrewgrove1691And that's not including Al himself!
@@andrewgrove1691 Almost half a ton.
@@andrewgrove1691 Likely closer to 3,000 pounds.
THROUGH
Bundy one liners were legendary, 1, 2, 3, 4, your gonna fall through the floor lol
No one was funnier than Al. I would marry him
Funny? The joke was how pathetic he was. You missed the whole point of the show.
2:43
Two, Four, Six, Eight Don't Make fun of our weight! Two, Four, Six, Eight Don't make fun of our weight!
Al: One, Two, Three, Four you're gonna fall through the floor 😂😂😂😂
bundy, the king of roasts.
Probably my favorite MWC episode of all time!
He is the meanest man alive 😂😂😂
4:16 😂😂😂😂😂😂
This was my favorite episode from season 11. Just realized that is the actress who plays Ella Payne in the House of Payne.
They were usually comedian actresses or wrestlers... I get so p- off whenever someone says "say what you will about those women, they endure the 'bullying' so well", treating like they were victims and no, they were professionals working, not victims doing this for free...
“You should’ve thought about that before you called me a rhino!”
Al should’ve responded with, “What are you gonna do? CHARGE me!?”
0:58 OMG! Christina Applegate is looking very beautiful and gorgeous in the 90's! 😍😍😍😍❤❤❤❤
I thought she looked best with long hair and skimpy clothes.
she was
And have you just seen her lately considering what this video is about? Sad that she is coping through MS.
Gotta see a Part 2 of this “trial”.
No way we could have a sitcom like this in this time cancel immediately 😂😂
Can you jog my memory? You know what jog is, that's what you do when the ice cream truck is pulling out🤣
4 elephants and a rhino killed me. 😂😂
Hams across America
MWC is gold!! One of my fav sitcoms of all time
What a interesting birthday to Al from his family And having a good with his shoes buddy
Al is crazy.
😂
1234. You gonna fall through the floor😂😂
This is one of my favorite episodes.
'Shade, for rent!'
no other show would employ that many +size women at one time before 2010. and yet people talk bad about the show no realizing just home many jobs it started.
2:34 Sadly, this is actually a real thing now
In today's world we can NOT do fat jokes anymore. I miss the old modern times 😞
Says who?
@@sstrykert bruh did you just get defrosted after being in a deep freeze for 40 years
And yet we have South Park and Family Guy, which continue to make fun of everything and everyone.
This one of mine and my dad favourite episodes
I like the way the family put crap on him.😊
One of the best quotes of Al´s "trial" is missing: (Al getting bound) "Have I already told you that you are beautiful?" - "No!?" - "Good, then the blood is still reaching my brain!"
A show ahead of it's time
Al: And I'm on trial😂😂
In the same category with Charles Barkley jokes ….. “Victoria Secret, always on sale in San Antonio” 😄
Al nightmare comes true will someone please save al bundy from this
The female lead's name was Diana Bellamy, rest her soul.
May her memory be eternal...
♥️
Good old days when we can have fun at everything
2:32 ...🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺😂😂😂
Kelly bud come quick someone stole dads car windows the look on buds face made me laugh
the best episode ever.
and THAT has become reality, predicted in in 1997
The modern equivalent would be Lizzo, Tess Holliday, Ashleighthelion (look her up) etc.
I'd call the cops. That's false imprisonment
Call a towing company, haul them all away.
This show predicted the future
2023 update, Lizzo slugs her way in, and gosh darn, they all really do fall through the floor!
The curly blond lady is pretty. This show was hilarious.
I love how he makes a run for it
3:23 That's Cassie Davis before she was in Tyler Perry's House of Payne, The Paynes, and a few of Madea's movies
Should’ve gone for the tackle lol
Ditto, well said
Greatest SITCOM EVER. AL BUNDY ROCKS! Bundy for President 2024!
This show is the best
Death by snu snu 😂😂😂
Get those Whales back in the ocean. LMFAO.
“You can’t drive all of those vans through the shoe store!”
That trial was classic. A shame it can never be done today.
I hate this generation
I think such a lunatic activist group today could exist.
Bring back comedy
Al says stuff to wide bodies that all men think...
We need him now lol
Ladies I believe we can wrk this out😂😂
Shame works!
dude so true tho XD
Looking back on this, how can he be charged for something they need therapy for? 🍔🍟🍕🥓🍗🍖🍕🌮🌯🥙🥘🍝
Those women look like sumo wrestlers!
Btw that's illegal.. So ladies yep
Today it’s all about body positivity 🤦🏾♂️
👋🤣👍👉❤This show was the best!
We need Al Bundy back. *Make Fat Shaming GREAT Again.*
A young Ella from the TV show House Of Payne.
ok quick question: SINCE WHEN DID THEY RUN 😭
I am sure that some ppl are offended by this. I love it!
Million pound march 😂😂😂😂😂
Hilarious 😅
I mean, Kelly has a point. Thieves wouldn't put the windows in the doors... 😏
Do you truly mean what you mean? What is the meaning of all this? Do you have the means to explain? Am I being mean? I didn't mean to.
Would something like this be allowed to even be written for television today?
Probably not..
It just goes to show you how much our civilization has declined
Maybe South Park
South Park and Family Guy demonstrate that yes, shows like this absolutely can and do get written for TV today.
Made when you were allowed to have a sense of humour
What’s KRILL?
😂😂
Cassie Davis