So..a woman betrays the trust of someone she 'loves'. Somehow this is her boyfriend's fault because he treats her well. Some random guy takes a beating. She walks away with no consequences beyond her co workers seeing her true self. Don't you just love accountability?
I know it's real hard to do, but you should never blame the other guy for sleeping with your girlfriend unless you consider him a friend. Like Bill said "he's just doing what guys do." It's your GF's responsibility to be faithful to you, not his. But I understand why this guy beat the bricks off him. He's really just mad at his GF, and you can't punch her in the face, so he takes it out on the other person involved in order to make himself feel better. It's wrong but completely understandable.
Always look forward,when or if your girl cheats or dumps you. kick her out and never meet her again,go out and get a new one.even if you have a hard time getting woman be cold as ice and have a mind of steel and move forward.
He needs to know how to defend himself. If you get with a chick in a relationship, getting your ass beat is on the table. You better be bigger or faster than the other dude. The only way it would be fucked up is if he had no idea she was in a relationship, but that doesn't sound like it was the case.
Matthew Britzius True. If I was the guy who wrote in I would be way more angry at the woman who was meant to be my friend and gave a pathetic reason for being disloyal, rather than the man who I didn't know.
whoatemyhummus "so, do you have a boyfriend?" is a pretty quick, standard question, when you're trying to get some. Unless she said "no" then he really could not have seen it coming
I am late to this party by one year but this scenario is very similar to a famouse classic feminist story called A Jury of Her Peers. I had to read this disgusting story in my English class.
somewhere in The Black Philip Show episode 2:the man animal wants to spread his seed. the woman wants to find a man who provides and protects. cheating women is unnatural i.e. "its your fault". no woman "wants" a bunch of dicks, their copying male behavior because they've emasculated every guy they know. again "your fault". know your enemy. all of that is Patrice. my advice is never lose an argument, big or small. Chess. women don't play it. that was patrices greatest observation IMO. cheers!
Because 8 out of 10 men would do the same thing if they have the ability to kick some ass. It's just him being a man mostly. Yes it's wrong for sure but...
The moment she said that to him, he should have said: "Well baby, ... don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out, ..... fuck off and goodbye"
I personally don't understand this mentality. Maybe it's because I'm arrogant, maybe it's because I'm naturally a careful person, but I don't understand how men can be so into women (or one woman) that they're willing to allow themselves to be cheated upon, to lose their house, to lose their children,... Why go through all of that? What do you have to gain?
I totally agree, but I guess the point of marriage is that there is no "point." You are willing to take the risk of being totally fucked over with little to no advantage, but it shows that you'll sacrifice anything for someone. It's a nice gesture but so stupid.
Patrice 101: Everything your girl does that you don't like is "YOUR FAULT!!" Also, in a perfect world you can talk your way into getting some side without sneaking around. lol That's not me so far, but I believe in the dream!
Bill Burr,Actor,Comedian,Exceptional lover(let's face it,you bag a black woman for years without some moves),Writer and my favourite Agony Aunt..........What a guy😁
"There's gonna be a moment where you find this fucking hilarious." (when he's talking about the whore and how she made the dude feel, and the shit he considered doing at the time). Been there.
"Actually was quoted in aaaa,, is that a fuckin ant?... WTF is that?" Ladies & Gentleman we need your generous donations for the american society of ADD.Please help us to help people like Bill who shouldn't have a conductors license to due repeated & frequent train of thought derailment.Donate today so we can help people like Bill get the focus they need to make it through a thought without the broken line of reason like a pot addled high school kid.
Dogs circle like that before sitting to knock down any grass before laying. I had a boxer that did it alot and via the great master internet i found out it's a reflex left in from being bred and living on the plains or grassy areas
Lol that's a good point..but if you cheat on your girl..your showing her that she's not the only one,that you haven't dedicated your every moment to her..which is a mistake alot of guys make..If you show your girl that you can get her and still get other girls while being with her..she might leave you..or her instinctual processes will take over and she'll see it as competition with the other girl and want to keep, in order to prove to herself that she capable. all while you find a 3rd chick lol
The amount of guys who get away with that excuse is far...FAR less than the amount of girls who get away with it. Why? Because if the guy says it, he'll be bombarded by the woman either crying or doing something very womanly that'll get him to turn the blame on himself. When women do it, it becomes virtually impossible to call them out on it because their first instinct is to start crying and make a huge scene to deflect from her nonsense.
I think guys are in the wrong when they beat up the guy who slept with their girlfriend. The guy is hitting on her, the woman should be able to shrug the guy off, which would end the situation right there and then. The woman is in control of the situation. Besides people aren't property. The new guy should be able to flirt and try to establish a relationship with her, without fear of getting beaten up by the boyfriend for the girl can end the flirting just by telling it outright.
I honestly don't blame you at all for not giving any sort of credence to anything she said because her saying that it was the husband's fault baffles me. Just sounds disgusting that she would think that.
Its the information Age-Let the world know here behavior.Let her friends know,even better let her parents know.Its not defamation if its the truth and others know about it.
Never Ever get committed to them, they just want our souls and hearts on a platter so they can cut them up into little pieces and give them back to us in a gift rapped box.
Chicken noodle soup? HaHaHaHa HaHaHaHa HaHaHaHa HaHaHaHa... ha. And you could put some saltpetre in it so his balls would turn green and fall off! They're only gonna keep getting him in trouble. Or maybe... was it mercury?
Chances are Bill she will repeat the same behavior over and over again and never have to pay for it. This guy in the letter actually made someone pay for their bullshit.
I love how he breaks everything down and has so many clever thoughts about each subject. Bill you've got a hilarious imagination! I'm always rolling at some point in the podcasts. Like getting distracted by the reakin insect :D lolol 10:00
people may think bill bur has a guy mentality but to speak the truth he speaks with perfect logic and reason , he may present his ideas with a full guy way of talking but to be honest he makes perfect sense , if he was more articulate and a "gentleman" as women like to call it then im sure people would not be so shocked by this , be honest with you selves people and tell me that bill does not make sense when he talks about shit , specially relationships
just let her have her sexual experience and support her when she needs it. If you love her you should be happy she was having intense moments in her life the way that you two didn't trust each other is another story.
Priscilla Wilson Marriage is a social and political construct. Depending on the boundaries you and your partner draw, you can cheat outside of marriage. If you both decide to be monogamous, physically and emotionally, then there's quite a few things that go outside of the simple box you drew. If you hold the opinion you stated, don't be surprised if most people don't share it.
Thank you for being smart lol. In their 30s when the Bio clock is ticking down women have a sex drive comprable to a younger man. People hardly acknowledge that, I do not know why.
Wait so the boyfriend gives permission for flirting with other guys, his cheating whore sleeps with the other guy, then the boyfriend goes and beats the shit out of the guy she slept with because somehow she didn't deserve the boyfriend's anger?! WTAF
am i the only one who gets really pissed off just from looking at the picture in the video?
zinowor What if she was actually a really good person lol?
delhigod that would blow my mind
delhigod `thats actually worse lol
zinowor
lol ikr
+zinowor Whores are the ugly ones, not the pretty ones.
the world needs more men like bill burr.
"A man has to learn to be a pimp, a woman just naturally knows how to do it." He just casually just drops these gems like it's nothing!
Itsahatch The truth is much easier to roll off the tongue compared to lying on the spot.
Mecha Gamer HD
Only for us simple minded men lol.
He learned from patrice oneal
devin yeaman you can see how much Patrice influenced the people around him
Once they tell you then are THINKING of cheating on you, it means they have actually been cheating on you consistently for a few months.
So true...it's just a shit test to see how angry you get.
treating a woman like a princes wont work man. i dunno just loook less attracted to her and youre in there basically
Preach
So..a woman betrays the trust of someone she 'loves'. Somehow this is her boyfriend's fault because he treats her well. Some random guy takes a beating. She walks away with no consequences beyond her co workers seeing her true self.
Don't you just love accountability?
"...is that a fucking ant?"
ahhahahaah :D
"Women are...they're sorcerers" - Bill Burr
I know it's real hard to do, but you should never blame the other guy for sleeping with your girlfriend unless you consider him a friend. Like Bill said "he's just doing what guys do." It's your GF's responsibility to be faithful to you, not his. But I understand why this guy beat the bricks off him. He's really just mad at his GF, and you can't punch her in the face, so he takes it out on the other person involved in order to make himself feel better. It's wrong but completely understandable.
Bill is cool as hell.
Never Ever respect a sperm extractor. Just my opinion.
the picture of the blond is so good for this show
Always look forward,when or if your girl cheats or dumps you. kick her out and never meet her again,go out and get a new one.even if you have a hard time getting woman be cold as ice and have a mind of steel and move forward.
The only person I feel bad for in this situation is the guy who got beaten up...he just wanted to get some.
He needs to know how to defend himself. If you get with a chick in a relationship, getting your ass beat is on the table. You better be bigger or faster than the other dude. The only way it would be fucked up is if he had no idea she was in a relationship, but that doesn't sound like it was the case.
Matthew Britzius
True. If I was the guy who wrote in I would be way more angry at the woman who was meant to be my friend and gave a pathetic reason for being disloyal, rather than the man who I didn't know.
whoatemyhummus "so, do you have a boyfriend?" is a pretty quick, standard question, when you're trying to get some. Unless she said "no" then he really could not have seen it coming
Well that's why we dont stick our dick in strange.
I am late to this party by one year but this scenario is very similar to a famouse classic feminist story called A Jury of Her Peers. I had to read this disgusting story in my English class.
18 years, 18 years, and on her 18th birthday he found out she wasn’t his. Kanye west
somewhere in The Black Philip Show episode 2:the man animal wants to spread his seed. the woman wants to find a man who provides and protects. cheating women is unnatural i.e. "its your fault". no woman "wants" a bunch of dicks, their copying male behavior because they've emasculated every guy they know. again "your fault". know your enemy.
all of that is Patrice. my advice is never lose an argument, big or small.
Chess. women don't play it. that was patrices greatest observation IMO. cheers!
S*** I got a story that's going on right now. I'm pretty sure that it could turn into a comedy bit but I can't make it funny like you can.
If a woman doesn't fear you on some level, she will never respect you and eventually leave you.
Lots of the two genders are starting to hate the opposite sex...
Bill Burr - the male version of Oprah Winfrey
You're an animal when you beat a woman, but you're not an animal if you take out your rage on a man that doesn't deserve it.
How does that make sense?
Because 8 out of 10 men would do the same thing if they have the ability to kick some ass. It's just him being a man mostly. Yes it's wrong for sure but...
Anyone know the date this MMPC was recorded?
The moment she said that to him, he should have said: "Well baby, ... don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out, ..... fuck off and goodbye"
I personally don't understand this mentality. Maybe it's because I'm arrogant, maybe it's because I'm naturally a careful person, but I don't understand how men can be so into women (or one woman) that they're willing to allow themselves to be cheated upon, to lose their house, to lose their children,... Why go through all of that? What do you have to gain?
I totally agree, but I guess the point of marriage is that there is no "point." You are willing to take the risk of being totally fucked over with little to no advantage, but it shows that you'll sacrifice anything for someone. It's a nice gesture but so stupid.
Patrice 101: Everything your girl does that you don't like is "YOUR FAULT!!" Also, in a perfect world you can talk your way into getting some side without sneaking around. lol That's not me so far, but I believe in the dream!
Bill Burr,Actor,Comedian,Exceptional lover(let's face it,you bag a black woman for years without some moves),Writer and my favourite Agony Aunt..........What a guy😁
"There's gonna be a moment where you find this fucking hilarious." (when he's talking about the whore and how she made the dude feel, and the shit he considered doing at the time). Been there.
lol ladybug....LAYDEE!
WHAT A HOAAA!!! AH-GEEEUUGGGGGGHHHHHHHHGEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
"Actually was quoted in aaaa,, is that a fuckin ant?... WTF is that?"
Ladies & Gentleman we need your generous donations for the american society of ADD.Please help us to help people like Bill who shouldn't have a conductors license to due repeated & frequent train of thought derailment.Donate today so we can help people like Bill get the focus they need to make it through a thought without the broken line of reason like a pot addled high school kid.
Dogs circle like that before sitting to knock down any grass before laying. I had a boxer that did it alot and via the great master internet i found out it's a reflex left in from being bred and living on the plains or grassy areas
My podcast actually was quoted... Is that a fucking ant?
people need to grow some "balls", it's not that hard!
"a miniature LayyyDeee bug" ahahahaha
Bill is a comedic genius
1:00 thats where he fucked up
WTF :o
"Is that a fucking ant? What the fuck is that"
Lol that's a good point..but if you cheat on your girl..your showing her that she's not the only one,that you haven't dedicated your every moment to her..which is a mistake alot of guys make..If you show your girl that you can get her and still get other girls while being with her..she might leave you..or her instinctual processes will take over and she'll see it as competition with the other girl and want to keep, in order to prove to herself that she capable.
all while you find a 3rd chick lol
The amount of guys who get away with that excuse is far...FAR less than the amount of girls who get away with it. Why? Because if the guy says it, he'll be bombarded by the woman either crying or doing something very womanly that'll get him to turn the blame on himself. When women do it, it becomes virtually impossible to call them out on it because their first instinct is to start crying and make a huge scene to deflect from her nonsense.
I think guys are in the wrong when they beat up the guy who slept with their girlfriend. The guy is hitting on her, the woman should be able to shrug the guy off, which would end the situation right there and then. The woman is in control of the situation. Besides people aren't property. The new guy should be able to flirt and try to establish a relationship with her, without fear of getting beaten up by the boyfriend for the girl can end the flirting just by telling it outright.
I honestly don't blame you at all for not giving any sort of credence to anything she said because her saying that it was the husband's fault baffles me. Just sounds disgusting that she would think that.
truth
Its the information Age-Let the world know here behavior.Let her friends know,even better let her parents know.Its not defamation if its the truth and others know about it.
Hit the nail on the fucking head! So true. There's nothing I can even add to that, other than I feel your pain man. You're not alone.
Never Ever get committed to them, they just want our souls and hearts on a platter so they can cut them up into little pieces and give them back to us in a gift rapped box.
Chicken noodle soup? HaHaHaHa HaHaHaHa HaHaHaHa HaHaHaHa... ha. And you could put some saltpetre in it so his balls would turn green and fall off! They're only gonna keep getting him in trouble. Or maybe... was it mercury?
So so true. Sad how common this is in the world. Luckily for me I figured this out before I actually married one.
Just imagine "the girl of your dreams", being with someone else, just because you were too late? Bullshit.
HILARIOUS! The Clint East Wood eyes anecdote! HIIILARIOUS!
Did anyone else lose it after he saw the ant / bug on the table? He was like "it's like a miniature lady bug... LADY"
I died.
Chances are Bill she will repeat the same behavior over and over again and never have to pay for it.
This guy in the letter actually made someone pay for their bullshit.
Damn Mr. President, I'm glad you're still looking out for us after all these years. Nice observations.
I love how he breaks everything down and has so many clever thoughts about each subject. Bill you've got a hilarious imagination! I'm always rolling at some point in the podcasts. Like getting distracted by the reakin insect :D lolol 10:00
You can't leave us hanging man. What are the red flags?
Statham with ripped slacks revealing knee-high black socks
people may think bill bur has a guy mentality but to speak the truth he speaks with perfect logic and reason , he may present his ideas with a full guy way of talking but to be honest he makes perfect sense , if he was more articulate and a "gentleman" as women like to call it then im sure people would not be so shocked by this , be honest with you selves people and tell me that bill does not make sense when he talks about shit , specially relationships
The find it funny later thing is so fucking true!!!!!
just let her have her sexual experience and support her when she needs it. If you love her you should be happy she was having intense moments in her life the way that you two didn't trust each other is another story.
its ok there woman, anything they do is ok, just ask them they'll tell you.. its only bad when men do it
well, im not. but you sure seem like you're "in the know".
12:24 the woman who walks into the room and he introduces to everyone is the woman he ends up marrying.
you sound a bit like Jerma985
You sound just like "Ray Leoda"! from Good Fellas
dont be like that. thats the easy way out.
You're a good man, Tommy. You should have a podcast.
does your stamps .com apply to canada? ha
thank you for saying this it's nice to know that women like you exist :)
what a creepy picrure
great idea for Stathams next movie LOL
lol "my dogs made out of titanium"
Sometimes I wish being gay was a choice lol
No bill, you need a bath.
Listening to my man is like breathing pure o2.
What episode is this from?
Kick some ass!! Lace up!!
Well said. Been there as well.
Burr FTW.
A lot of you guys are talking about girlfriends. If you're not married, you're not cheating. That's the line that's drawn.
Priscilla Wilson Marriage is a social and political construct. Depending on the boundaries you and your partner draw, you can cheat outside of marriage. If you both decide to be monogamous, physically and emotionally, then there's quite a few things that go outside of the simple box you drew. If you hold the opinion you stated, don't be surprised if most people don't share it.
The Frost Wolf - or just a troll. Lots of people doing that these days, and some are even paid to do it.
No need for more hate, Shawn. The world has enough, it doesn't decrease with more hate.
LADYBUG!!!!!
Thank you for being smart lol. In their 30s when the Bio clock is ticking down women have a sex drive comprable to a younger man. People hardly acknowledge that, I do not know why.
Wait so the boyfriend gives permission for flirting with other guys, his cheating whore sleeps with the other guy, then the boyfriend goes and beats the shit out of the guy she slept with because somehow she didn't deserve the boyfriend's anger?! WTAF