Bill Burr Doesn't Buy Oprah's Holier-Than-Thou Lance Armstrong Interview | CONAN on TBS

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  • @MDAreels
    @MDAreels 3 роки тому +7906

    It amazes me that this rant is only 2 minutes, it feels like he gets about a hundred jokes in while keeping a perfect pace for delivery

    • @technoai-01
      @technoai-01 3 роки тому +119

      Was just wondering about this...
      Like so many lines are soo memorable from this bit. Truly awesome

    • @laythadrian5705
      @laythadrian5705 3 роки тому +76

      Dude, I came back to this clip after a few months and I remembered it being like 5 or 10 minutes. I watched the whole thing before sending it to a friend just in case it was an edited shortened version of the one I saw before.

    • @OKANGUVEN99
      @OKANGUVEN99 3 роки тому +41

      I want to watch him do this bit 100 times. he CAN NOT do it beter. This delivery is perfect

    • @akakgak
      @akakgak 3 роки тому +56

      Bill Burr's joke per minute count is consistently high. Zero fat. The other end of the spectrum would be Dane Cook.

    • @TheArmchairgm
      @TheArmchairgm 3 роки тому +2

      @@akakgak 🤣👏🏽

  • @Star-xq4tp
    @Star-xq4tp 6 років тому +11143

    Bill has a genius mix of facts, complaining, one liners and opinions all mixed in at just the right time

    • @reinforcedpenisstem
      @reinforcedpenisstem 5 років тому +196

      And a sprinkle of conspiracy.

    • @asterisk4540
      @asterisk4540 5 років тому +55

      Oh my lord this is the perfect description I was looking for

    • @markokrizman
      @markokrizman 5 років тому +77

      He is a poor man's George Carlin...and I mean this as a compliment.

    • @pudelroz7201
      @pudelroz7201 5 років тому +51

      @@markokrizman I was thinking exactly this a few days ago. He's Carlin's successor. The king of angry comedy.

    • @patrickranes9998
      @patrickranes9998 5 років тому +10

      @@reinforcedpenisstem Anyone know of any other comedians like this? I have watched alot of comedy recently but none of it really sticks for me, except this guy lmao.

  • @876r876rf
    @876r876rf 5 років тому +3393

    "Look, the guy was a sociopath on a bicycle...just keep him on the bike! Going up and down the hills..." hahaha

    • @M3Lucky
      @M3Lucky 5 років тому +19

      Makes him sound like a child haha

    • @jellopuddingful
      @jellopuddingful 4 роки тому +3

      Although since he raised money for cancer I doubt he's a sociopath. Not likely.

    • @MM-gv3dz
      @MM-gv3dz 4 роки тому +48

      @@jellopuddingful Sociopaths can do nice things for other people. Because they want admiration and praise.

    • @jellopuddingful
      @jellopuddingful 4 роки тому

      @@MM-gv3dz I confused sociopath with psychopath that's why

    • @MM-gv3dz
      @MM-gv3dz 4 роки тому +18

      @@jellopuddingful Even psychopaths can do nice things.

  • @scrainbow1234
    @scrainbow1234 3 роки тому +2442

    The thing I've realized long ago about Conan that sets him apart from all other late night hosts is his humility. When he has a comedian on or anyone who is telling a great story/joke, he doesn't interrupt and try to steal the spotlight, or make some weird side joke that ruins the flow, or try to carry on the story after it's finished, etc, he just lets the guest speak how they want and lets it naturally run its course. That takes a certain kind of humility and respect for the guest.

    • @hhiippiittyy
      @hhiippiittyy 3 роки тому +70

      And if he does side track the story, which is rare, he gets it back on track so the guest can maintain flow.

    • @dr.aisaitl7439
      @dr.aisaitl7439 3 роки тому +31

      He also moved on the segment during another Bill show when he got emotional about Patrice O'Neal. He could have milked the moment for TV but he didn't

    • @Muircetach
      @Muircetach 2 роки тому +30

      Conan's the only one with the grounded personality to be able to pull that off.

    • @karlmanchur9906
      @karlmanchur9906 2 роки тому +33

      That's what makes him so great and respectable **cough cough Jimmy Fallon, James Corden, Jay Leno cough cough**

    • @andynosretep007
      @andynosretep007 2 роки тому +29

      this is because Conan is experienced, calm and secure. Other late night hosts have too much anxiety that the guest is not going to be funny or entertaining.

  • @outzpoken
    @outzpoken 6 років тому +4072

    SHE STOOD ON THE HEADS OF THOSE LITTLE PEOPLE hahahhaha the face Conan makes when he says that is priceless

    • @propeller___
      @propeller___ 6 років тому +87

      what's he referring to? Can someone tell me please?

    • @yodaguy6956
      @yodaguy6956 6 років тому +51

      That made me happy seeing Conan being able to just lay back and laugh without any pressure to be funny

    • @vanmoody
      @vanmoody 5 років тому +13

      I got tears on that one.

    • @Sugarsail1
      @Sugarsail1 5 років тому +6

      It's so funny I start to cry....really.

    • @frankymacf
      @frankymacf 5 років тому +35

      Burr’s high pitch vocal inflection really sells it. ‘The HEADS’

  • @pauljackson2409
    @pauljackson2409 4 роки тому +5984

    'She stood on the heads of those little people!' Conan, breaks several ribs, laughing uncontrollably.

    • @collinherbelin8197
      @collinherbelin8197 4 роки тому +17

      what does he mean by little people? like literally standing on their heads or am i just dumb?

    • @varuntheestallion
      @varuntheestallion 4 роки тому +107

      @@collinherbelin8197 he means midgets, "little people" is the politically correct term for midgets

    • @collinherbelin8197
      @collinherbelin8197 4 роки тому +14

      @@varuntheestallion right but did she actually stand on their heads??😂

    • @varuntheestallion
      @varuntheestallion 4 роки тому +120

      @@collinherbelin8197 Haha not that I'm aware of (that would be hilarious though); pretty sure he just means it figuratively, like used them in her show and to get more popular.

    • @georgejoseph7519
      @georgejoseph7519 3 роки тому +15

      Didn't get that joke, someone explain,. (I don't know Much about her. )

  • @mangoeruption
    @mangoeruption 5 років тому +9666

    I love how Bill Burr sounds like a crazy guy complaining, but everything he says is pure truth lol.

    • @executioner_ecgbert884
      @executioner_ecgbert884 4 роки тому +19

      Desert dry humor, my favorite

    • @grim8353
      @grim8353 4 роки тому +89

      @@executioner_ecgbert884 I don't think you know what dry humor is

    • @randolphsavage9760
      @randolphsavage9760 4 роки тому +84

      Rant comedy is the best comedy when it's done right. George Carlin is still the GOAT when it comes to it but Bill Burr is such a worthy successor.

    • @jerroldnadler1688
      @jerroldnadler1688 4 роки тому +4

      Because that is the world as we intended it to be.

    • @calisongbird
      @calisongbird 4 роки тому +4

      @foredamusic that was only in Carlin’s later years, when he became a curmudgeonly misanthrope. His 70s/80s stuff was pure comedy gold.

  • @DeltaEcho303
    @DeltaEcho303 Рік тому +703

    Best part is Bill spoke with Lance and recalled calling him a "sociopath on a bicycle" and Lance's response was "That's fair."

    • @aeggeska1
      @aeggeska1 7 місяців тому +40

      To be the best in the world, so many years in a row, in any competitive sport, you need to be kinda crazy.
      It takes lazer focus and dedication.

    • @knutthompson7879
      @knutthompson7879 7 місяців тому +2

      Oh, it is spot on

    • @paolosworld99
      @paolosworld99 7 місяців тому +2

      @@aeggeska1true

    • @fanda6122
      @fanda6122 6 місяців тому +9

      I mean the bigger issue is how the sport and federation are so corrupt.
      the past 4 tdf have had a humongous jump in climbing performances I find it incredibly unlikely the current generation are clean either.
      they also hated him bc of the wars in Afghanistan and Iraq, but he was a huge bully and worked with the UCI to silence others. there was also a period where USPS was on top of the transfusion game and other teams were behind the ball.
      I am a huge lance fan but he is definitely a sociopath and the issue is deeply rooted in the sports history nearly every generation has doped for over 100 years. it's not as cut and dry as people make it out to be.

    • @joe-zj8js
      @joe-zj8js 6 місяців тому +3

      ​@@fanda6122about as filthy as fifa too

  • @creepshowcrate
    @creepshowcrate 9 років тому +7081

    I don't think I've seen Conan go to pieces like that for anyone else. Bill Burr should be a household name.

    • @hakim6158
      @hakim6158 9 років тому +135

      +Black Death 1347 he is already , many comedians call him the best in business since his phily rant , he schooled 10000 people for booing dom irrera

    • @BrewingComp
      @BrewingComp 9 років тому +188

      +Black Death 1347 He genuinely laughs whenever he has Norm Macdonald on the show too

    • @1nvd
      @1nvd 9 років тому +23

      Dave Chappelle

    • @jakedoesntreid
      @jakedoesntreid 9 років тому +69

      +Black Death 1347 And it's genuine laughter too, none of the Jimmy Fallon fake shit.

    • @creepshowcrate
      @creepshowcrate 9 років тому +26

      Jake Reid No shit. Fallon is a hack.

  • @partykrew666
    @partykrew666 8 років тому +7667

    seriously one of the best comedy clips on the internet.

    • @mr_thekid
      @mr_thekid 7 років тому +86

      And one of the most honest.

    • @jakethegamer20
      @jakethegamer20 7 років тому +28

      And one of the funniest comedians

    • @dee5903
      @dee5903 7 років тому +3

      partykrew666 Amen

    • @beardedhomie
      @beardedhomie 6 років тому

      Seriously that's just your opinion

    • @diandnasabe
      @diandnasabe 6 років тому

      partykrew666 I

  • @paulwevers2109
    @paulwevers2109 5 років тому +1923

    This is one of the best comedians there is. He makes you laugh and at the same time say, yeah hes right. A comedian exposing Oprah and the fake hollywood morals like this is priceless.

    • @a2ndopynyn
      @a2ndopynyn 5 років тому +29

      @@phaedrussmith1949 Oprah is a racist and a misandrist. I'm so glad the world is finally waking up and calling these assclowns out for what they are.

    • @thl205
      @thl205 4 роки тому +9

      ​@@a2ndopynyn How is she a racist? He's just taking her down a peg, and it's comedy, it's an act. Don't get your tinfoil hat on so tight.

    • @MachineGunMouth
      @MachineGunMouth 4 роки тому +5

      @@a2ndopynyn now you just hating on oprah. She's still a highly respected individual. This lil bill burr character has done absolutely nothing to "wake up" anyone. Dudes just making jokes, no one actually takes him serious. Sounding like you hating on the successful black woman...

    • @a2ndopynyn
      @a2ndopynyn 4 роки тому +13

      @@MachineGunMouth Oh, gonna play the race card on me, huh? Oprah has clearly demonstrated her dislike for men and white people. Racist, misandrist.

    • @RobertNAdams
      @RobertNAdams 4 роки тому +5

      The best comedians can make other comedians laugh. Bill Burr always has Conan doubled over in genuine laughter (and not fake "I'm gonna be a polite host and react to his jokes" laughter).

  • @arjunsengupta9797
    @arjunsengupta9797 2 роки тому +794

    This is the gateway video for Conan-Bill Burr marathons.

    • @MementoMorituri
      @MementoMorituri Рік тому +10

      IT really is.

    • @gburyhockey9
      @gburyhockey9 Рік тому +6

      any conan bill burr video can be the gateway imo

    • @SwapBlogRU
      @SwapBlogRU 5 місяців тому +1

      I've forgotten how many laps I've done at this point.

    • @innergranola1299
      @innergranola1299 5 місяців тому

      My gateway to just about all comedy. Fond memories of this cause I also got out of religion about this time. Pretty tight all around.

  • @JoeWagner21
    @JoeWagner21 8 років тому +3620

    I have never seen conan laugh as hard as he does when bill burr is on.

    • @Kjata316
      @Kjata316 8 років тому +116

      This is one of my favorite moments; I love seeing Conan laugh his ass off and I love Bill Burr. The only other time I remember Conan laughing like this is when he interviewed Courtney Throne-Smith. Search out "Norm saves the interview". Norm MacDonald is exquisite.

    • @bogdanmilen300
      @bogdanmilen300 8 років тому +18

      he does the same when lois ck is on !

    • @Kjata316
      @Kjata316 8 років тому +1

      +Bogdan Milen you're not wrong. Forgot, sorry! :)

    • @kozhikkaalan
      @kozhikkaalan 8 років тому

      +Bogdan Milen I love louis! Do you have any specific episode where he made conan laugh in mind? Would love to watch

    • @bogdanmilen300
      @bogdanmilen300 8 років тому +1

      kozhikkaalan i think every time he is on he makes conan crack up !!

  • @auyongcwify
    @auyongcwify 4 роки тому +1866

    Every time I come back to this bit I watch it twice:
    Once to hear Bill tell the story, and another time to watch Conan’s reaction.

    • @1401chan
      @1401chan 4 роки тому +13

      Same!

    • @crinklyten2152
      @crinklyten2152 3 роки тому +6

      Same here!

    • @BenJalil
      @BenJalil 3 роки тому +9

      i think that's why this has 16mil views because we all keep doing the same thing hahaha

    • @mluvian6
      @mluvian6 2 роки тому +1

      Not alone, come twice a year also.

    • @kingmortz
      @kingmortz 2 роки тому

      Yup. That's exactly what I'm doing - every time

  • @reach2prasanna
    @reach2prasanna 8 років тому +2851

    I am on a Bill Burr binge watching spree now. Wow, what a great guy. He has the most logical, rational opinion on everything.

    • @100kingk
      @100kingk 8 років тому +3

      hahaha me too

    • @Newbornvintage18
      @Newbornvintage18 8 років тому +12

      Prasanna J him and patrice o'neal are jus fathers this country needs

    • @MichaelBrown-rg8oi
      @MichaelBrown-rg8oi 8 років тому +17

      He portrays the poster boy for how women see men and he enjoys the hell out of that :D

    • @zztopz7090
      @zztopz7090 8 років тому +4

      Michael Brown No he's not. Everyone I know (from Mass) talks like that, but he's actually making sense. Why do people care so much about gender, race, etc?

    • @1rickopotamus
      @1rickopotamus 8 років тому +2

      Prasanna J same😂😂

  • @inthecouchproductions8103
    @inthecouchproductions8103 3 роки тому +276

    "She stood on the heads of those little people!" is probably the funniest line ever delivered in a late night interview.

  • @glockfanboy933
    @glockfanboy933 6 років тому +3632

    Conan’s laugh is so much more genuine than fallons

    • @phillytheflyerable
      @phillytheflyerable 5 років тому +179

      because he rarely laughs like this

    • @AfrewSpines
      @AfrewSpines 5 років тому +218

      Probably because Conan actually has comedic abilities.

    • @totsh2056
      @totsh2056 5 років тому +9

      I was looking for this comment!!!

    • @bertgoedeme1737
      @bertgoedeme1737 5 років тому +17

      @@totsh2056 This comment is on EVERY Conanclip...

    • @mrdubya5786
      @mrdubya5786 5 років тому +29

      Conan >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Fallon

  • @PedroSilvahf
    @PedroSilvahf 6 років тому +3240

    If Oprah runs for president this clip will be used on the debate

    • @shaneomac7566
      @shaneomac7566 5 років тому +47

      one can only hope!I'd love to an ad on TV bashing oprah for abusing midgets!

    • @BunneRabb
      @BunneRabb 5 років тому +35

      But the nice billionaire lady who throws her sheets out every morning is here to educate us about oppression!

    • @Paulafan5
      @Paulafan5 5 років тому +21

      @@BunneRabb You forget that Democrats are the good kind of rich and entitled as oppose to the Republicans, who are exactly the same, but different somehow. "Which millionaire best represents me?" Uh, none... It's always funny listening to millionaire Democrats pretend to be down to earth and relatable to someone earning 25k a year.

    • @BunneRabb
      @BunneRabb 5 років тому +1

      @@Paulafan5 Maybe we should send them all fresh bedsheets every day. : )

    • @liamryan7239
      @liamryan7239 5 років тому +11

      Paulafan5 At least Trump doesn’t pretend to relate to me

  • @lucidstargirl
    @lucidstargirl 8 років тому +812

    I wish there was a permanent Bill Burr & Conan show.... I love how Bill can make Conan completely crack up!

    • @kz1000ps
      @kz1000ps 8 років тому +44

      Bill Burr would dominate so bad. I mean I love Coco, but once Bill gets going there's no stopping him. Put Bill in the captain's chair and Conan and Andy can be the laughing couch potatoes. I'd watch!

    • @prakharnarang1898
      @prakharnarang1898 8 років тому +1

      yeah

    • @jacob_swaggerz
      @jacob_swaggerz 7 років тому +2

      It's because burr speaks the truth. The best humor comes from making something very "heavy" or dark seem light.

    • @moncorp1
      @moncorp1 6 років тому

      conan was crying, wiping tears at one point

    • @solidkingcobra
      @solidkingcobra 6 років тому +4

      *I want to call that show the Ginger Zone with Burr & O'Brien*

  • @juanlambda27
    @juanlambda27 3 роки тому +2680

    I just realized that we are lucky to be living during Bill Burr's peak.

    • @NBAClips0
      @NBAClips0 3 роки тому +13

      his podcast is a must listen

    • @angstmanne
      @angstmanne 3 роки тому +3

      Well said!

    • @shutout951
      @shutout951 3 роки тому +1

      be careful what you say ua-cam.com/video/BTQ_uOnMfqA/v-deo.html

    • @juanlambda27
      @juanlambda27 3 роки тому +1

      @@shutout951 😂

    • @kingmortz
      @kingmortz 2 роки тому

      So very true

  • @ChazWick4
    @ChazWick4 8 років тому +2536

    Not only does Bill make brilliantly valid points but he makes Conan laugh the hardest I've ever seen.

    • @bgotsole9868
      @bgotsole9868 8 років тому +53

      the man should run for president!! he makes so many good points with his rage fueled logic.

    • @LUCKY7189
      @LUCKY7189 8 років тому +13

      BGotSole This country isn't ready to hear the truth . Someone like him reminds me of myself,I speak the truth ,I don't" sugar coat" it and alot of the time people say "oh,you offended me" my response is usually "good atleast I got my point across" . I agree,this guy should be president but to many butt hurt people couldn't handle the thought,everyone wants to be coddled these days,for what...I have no idea.

    • @ChuckieManioItsReallyMe
      @ChuckieManioItsReallyMe 8 років тому +11

      +LUCKY7189, Bill Burr reminds you of yourself? Really?

    • @LUCKY7189
      @LUCKY7189 8 років тому +3

      Yup,because he tells it like it is..not because of his skin color ...why are you confused???? I was pretty clear in my comment,please reread if you are still confused.

    • @ChuckieManioItsReallyMe
      @ChuckieManioItsReallyMe 8 років тому +5

      You seem like a very edgy person. I can see how you are like Bill Burr! Keep telling it how it is!

  • @RachelG1979
    @RachelG1979 5 років тому +4095

    Lance Armstrong thanked bill for what he said about his scandal.

    • @joerodriguez7753
      @joerodriguez7753 5 років тому +81

      Did he really?

    • @joerodriguez7753
      @joerodriguez7753 5 років тому +73

      @@RachelG1979 nice thanks

    • @klaasvanstrien989
      @klaasvanstrien989 4 роки тому +25

      @@RachelG1979 Great link, Thanks 👍

    • @abgeth
      @abgeth 4 роки тому

      @@RachelG1979 little sus... Am I gonna get Rick rolled?

    • @dm3402
      @dm3402 4 роки тому +203

      Honestly everything Bill said was perfect for Lance, Lance admits cheating and lying about it was wrong. But EVERYONE CHEATED, AND IT WAS FOR CHARITY. Sociopath or not he's not this evil dude that Oprah was tryna paint him as, and thats the huge thanks Lance gave to Bill cause this bit totally humanized Armstrong for the American public

  • @mk17173n
    @mk17173n 8 років тому +3960

    I watch this clip just to see Conan laugh.

    • @sisyr5615
      @sisyr5615 6 років тому +54

      It's real whenever there's someone Conan likes on the show, like Timothy Olyphant.

    • @cool_lioness
      @cool_lioness 6 років тому +1

      Me too! Lol

    • @logandarknyte
      @logandarknyte 6 років тому +7

      This is great, but the hardest I've seen Conan laugh is ua-cam.com/video/lL0WayC7jW0/v-deo.html

    • @lesclaypoolonbass9431
      @lesclaypoolonbass9431 6 років тому +9

      Jbog07 hes alot less fake than like Jimmy Fallon

    • @SamiKrasniqi
      @SamiKrasniqi 6 років тому

      You nailed it !

  • @leerobbo92
    @leerobbo92 3 роки тому +342

    The delivery of *"she STOOD ON THE HEADS of those little people"* always sets me off creasing, without fail

    • @linusdn2777
      @linusdn2777 3 роки тому +2

      What the hell is he even referring to?

    • @leerobbo92
      @leerobbo92 3 роки тому +11

      @@linusdn2777 I'm honestly not familiar with Oprah (I know who she is, I've just never watched any of her stuff being from the UK), but it sounds to me like she started out with a trashy Jerry Springer/Jeremy Kyle kind of talk show that exploited vulnerable or fame-hungry people for views.

    • @Awestinite
      @Awestinite 2 роки тому +25

      @@linusdn2777 he was saying that in the early days of the Oprah show, Oprah was doing whatever she had to do to stay on air. The Oprah show had a bit with little people and domestic disputes. He was referring to a specific episode. Ultimately he was saying that she "stood on the heads of those little people." Meaning she used the little people and their issues to get further in her career.

    • @charlielynes
      @charlielynes Рік тому +1

      ​@linusdn2777
      It is a very funny play on the words of Isaac Newton's most famous statement, “If I have seen further it is by standing on the shoulders of Giants”.

    • @juanpablorodriguezargente1087
      @juanpablorodriguezargente1087 Рік тому

      @@charlielynes Actually Bernard of Chartres, c.1100

  • @GorkaArzallus7
    @GorkaArzallus7 8 років тому +4950

    I want a woman that looks at me like Conan looks at Bill Burr

    • @Walking-MY-Path
      @Walking-MY-Path 8 років тому +35

      Lolz

    • @martenbick1
      @martenbick1 8 років тому +122

      That is true love, its very rare to find

    • @iluvitim
      @iluvitim 8 років тому +48

      LOL this comment made my day

    • @MichaelBrown-rg8oi
      @MichaelBrown-rg8oi 7 років тому +11

      The Bostonian bromance between Conan and Burr is strong only Bostonians have this connection :D

    • @purpleprinc3
      @purpleprinc3 7 років тому +24

      Women do that to me when I take my pants off, because I have a mickey mouse figurine stuck between my arsecheeks, let's just say, those shoes aren't yellow.

  • @FvkcYoutubeCensorship
    @FvkcYoutubeCensorship 4 роки тому +1413

    I've seen this so many times, yet it never gets old.

    • @MustafaMuhalab
      @MustafaMuhalab 4 роки тому +21

      Josh Gibson Especially “she stood on their heads of those little people” 😂

    • @rdm5687
      @rdm5687 4 роки тому +6

      Could someone kind explain to me this stuff about Oprah and midgets that killed Conan? I'm from Spain, I love this extract even without understanding it!

    • @PhysicalEntity
      @PhysicalEntity 4 роки тому +22

      Erredemé Back when Oprah first started out in the 80s and didn’t have much power in show business, she had to do silly and outrageous topics and interviews on her show as a way to try to grab attention and ratings. Similar stuff to the Jerry Springer Show.
      Now she has a large following and much more leverage to do whatever kind of show she wants, but when she first started out, she “stood on the heads of those little people” (which means to use them for your own gain) so that she could build a fan base and have the power to get to the next level in show business.
      Bill Burr was saying that Lance Armstrong did the same thing when he took steroids to win races, and Bill thought it was silly that Oprah couldn’t believe that someone in show business would do something crazy like that to get to the next level.

    • @rdm5687
      @rdm5687 4 роки тому +2

      Alright, thanks for the answer. But... the midgets who want to bang the mailman's boyfriend? That's the thing i didn't grasp!
      -
      I mean, I understand english but I have no "TV culture".

    • @h3artands0uLL
      @h3artands0uLL 4 роки тому +10

      Erredemé That’s along the same vein of outrageous topics she needed to get ahead. “You sister is secretly a man who is now sleeping with your husband!” “Midgets wants to bang their mailman’s boyfriend!” “Your boss has a crush on you!” Things like that. Bill is saying she didn’t always have integrity and class in her show topics, but she did what she needed to get ahead, just like Lance Armstrong did. So she did not have moral high ground to call him out on his actions.
      “Midgets wanting to bang their mailman’s boyfriend” is slang for “little people who want to sleep with their mailman’s boyfriend”. Just a silly topic

  • @BenDover-hw4xt
    @BenDover-hw4xt 8 років тому +298

    Every line delivered is better than the last. This guy is brilliant.

    • @vsha2
      @vsha2 8 років тому +10

      +Ben Dover I don't think anyone current comedian can do the "one way conversation" better than Bill Burr. He's doing scripted stand up, but in a way that is incredibly natural.

    • @trippin916
      @trippin916 8 років тому +5

      He can literally make you laugh sentence by sentence.... Iam a huge Chappelle fan but if I went to both of there shows and rated them on how often I laughed Bill would win for me... Not to discredit Dave in any way... But Bill is seriously the king of punchlines.

  • @warbrothers7745
    @warbrothers7745 3 роки тому +968

    I've never seen Conan laugh as hard with a guest as he does with Bill Burr.

    • @RoisinT2
      @RoisinT2 3 роки тому +98

      Norm could crack him up good too..

    • @xXRazorbacksXx
      @xXRazorbacksXx 3 роки тому +39

      Bill is the only other comic I've seen make Conan laugh as hard as Norm Macdonald did. That's elite status.

    • @being_frank_with_you
      @being_frank_with_you 3 роки тому +6

      Nikki Glasser Is the last of the top three that can crack him up like this. Only Norm, Bill, and Nikki and each in their own special way.

    • @fraserwhyte7109
      @fraserwhyte7109 2 роки тому +3

      @@being_frank_with_you John Cleese probably got the biggest laughs and even Andy joined in. But Bill Burr is definitely a favourite of Conan and deservedly so. The quality bits he did over the years on his show never grow old and I often binge watch them when I need a good laugh. Sinking cruise ships on a random basis still seems like a policy at least worth considering...

    • @sherrysyed
      @sherrysyed 2 роки тому +6

      Came here to drop the norm macdonald hat too

  • @lostchild2003
    @lostchild2003 10 років тому +456

    This clip never gets old. Must have watched it a 100 times. Christ, I do need to get a life.

    • @agraulich2009
      @agraulich2009 10 років тому +34

      Far worse things than watching comedy genius.

    • @bananaear
      @bananaear 10 років тому +46

      It's a hilarious bit, and it's also great to watch Conan laugh uncontrollably, not in a polite, forced late night talk show kind of way.

    • @mannyj9829
      @mannyj9829 10 років тому +26

      I always start my Conan binges on the Bill Burr segments.

    • @lostchild2003
      @lostchild2003 10 років тому +8

      LITO PNS
      Then straight on to jordan schlansky?

    • @mannyj9829
      @mannyj9829 10 років тому +10

      Lol on occasion I watch a good Jordan Schlansky clip

  • @daAnT1990
    @daAnT1990 8 років тому +231

    "This guy is a sociopath on a bicycle..." genius xD

  • @docluv14
    @docluv14 8 років тому +630

    "She stood on the heads of those little people" 😆😆

    • @aab695
      @aab695 8 років тому +3

      I did not get that joke please explain

    • @Epreaux
      @Epreaux 8 років тому +18

      +oasis fan she used people to get where she is. She didn't truly do anything

    • @RogueReplicant
      @RogueReplicant 8 років тому +78

      Oprah Winfrey's show nowadays is different from the past. It was trashy, full of adultery and lowbrow gossip. She got rich on the backs of society's freaks and losers.

    • @j-me6317
      @j-me6317 8 років тому +38

      "Standing on the shoulders of..." metaphor, but since they're little people, their heads would be where most people's shoulders are.

    • @aljosaraketic8258
      @aljosaraketic8258 6 років тому +2

      Sly 19 oh dude,just leave this place and go watch Fallon.

  • @bhew7409
    @bhew7409 3 роки тому +119

    "She stood on the heads of those little people" might be my favorite Burr line. Pure gold!

    • @dgconnelly
      @dgconnelly 11 місяців тому +1

      Up there with calling out Joe Rogan for his "lil rascal cap..."

  • @MarcAlcatraz
    @MarcAlcatraz 8 років тому +3502

    dude Conan loses it everytime Burr comes on

    • @Drew-jm7kc
      @Drew-jm7kc 8 років тому +64

      Marc Alcatraz he's too funny

    • @Jwdude123
      @Jwdude123 7 років тому +59

      And it’s real

    • @thasco
      @thasco 7 років тому +99

      ..and it's an honest laugh, not like Jimmy Fallon.

    • @scottashe984
      @scottashe984 7 років тому +9

      Noel Jimmy is a political lemming

    • @shok24199
      @shok24199 6 років тому +66

      Conan brings out the best in him. Seems like this show is where Bill feels the most comfortable to really let loose.

  • @johnbee4557
    @johnbee4557 6 років тому +1413

    “Stood on the heads of those little people” sociopath on a bicycle 😂 😂 😂 “ our roided up guy beat your roided up guy” priceless

  • @fatrick9001
    @fatrick9001 9 років тому +2434

    Bill Burr has a perfect voice for comedy. He sounds like a somewhat hysteric and frustrated cartoon character, like he could be the leader of a half-hearted pitchfork mob that gives up at the sight of free nachos. Perhaps only Trey Parker has a funnier voice.

    • @danknasty661
      @danknasty661 9 років тому +41

      +Andrew K do you know about his animated show called "F is for family"" ? its on netflix or it will be

    • @pulkmees
      @pulkmees 9 років тому +2

      +Andrew K
      He actually kinda sounds like Joe Pantoliano, but only sometimes.Like the character he plays in Midnight Run.

    • @dribblesg2
      @dribblesg2 9 років тому +28

      +Andrew K Absolutely agree and well described.. I loved him the first 30 seconds I saw of him purely because of the voice. When he works himslef up into a frenzy at the same time as delivering good material.. nothing comes close. Favourite comedian after Patrice.

    • @freebee8221
      @freebee8221 8 років тому +13

      Iv actually been listening so much bill burr stuff that im startin to talk like him, heh.love the guy.

    • @kennytee6882
      @kennytee6882 8 років тому +9

      +Andrew K Lmao! His voice reminds me of that KKK guy in Django Unchained who was telling the other clan members off for complaining about his wife not doing a good job with sewing their white hoods.

  • @jetrexdesign
    @jetrexdesign Рік тому +31

    This might be my favorite Bill Burr Conan moment, it's nothing but gold for 2 minutes straight. Throwing out one liners every second.

  • @Azrael095
    @Azrael095 8 років тому +1521

    Bill Burr is one of very few people who can make Conan genuinely laugh. It's awesome.

    • @jamegumbsmigraines.3501
      @jamegumbsmigraines.3501 8 років тому +29

      +Azrael0
      Both Boston Irish.

    • @acefirefist8185
      @acefirefist8185 8 років тому +1

      Absolutely , they should have a camera the entire time on conans face just to see him cranking up laughing 😁

    • @crocodal21
      @crocodal21 8 років тому +18

      And norm MacDonald

    • @november31
      @november31 8 років тому +1

      legendary

    • @SparksDrinker
      @SparksDrinker 8 років тому

      well they have no choice to fake laugh at least a little bit, its totally necessary. just gotta not over do it.

  • @EFUwazurike
    @EFUwazurike 8 років тому +459

    Just passing through on my monthly tour of Bill Burr Conan clips

  • @FalloutPlays
    @FalloutPlays 6 років тому +5603

    Everyone turn in your Yacht

    • @anudistsjury
      @anudistsjury 6 років тому +15

      s

    • @fionafetahaj32
      @fionafetahaj32 6 років тому +9

      😂😂😂😂

    • @DekkarJr
      @DekkarJr 5 років тому +104

      No! I refuse! * sails away *

    • @claumeister1
      @claumeister1 5 років тому +24

      Hey Bernie Sanders, we've got your new campaign slogan! It's going to be "Make America Great Again, Again" vs. "Everyone Turn in Your Yacht"!

    • @sagatuppercut2960
      @sagatuppercut2960 5 років тому +3

      Sure, right after I cash out my million dollar 401(k) plan.

  • @HEEMOTHY556
    @HEEMOTHY556 4 роки тому +525

    “our roided out guy beat your roided out guy” classic 😂😂😂

    • @AhmedNSane
      @AhmedNSane 3 роки тому +15

      roided up*

    • @rimrunz1795
      @rimrunz1795 2 роки тому +7

      What better way to say it?

    • @Silvvrninja8
      @Silvvrninja8 2 роки тому +7

      Yeah they are all on steroids so that dosen't even matter and the other cyclists except for the other 20 guys don't have the ambition to get to the top anyway.

    • @danieltossounian1962
      @danieltossounian1962 8 місяців тому

      That was the cheery on top of the story …

  • @morecowbell235
    @morecowbell235 5 років тому +896

    "our roided-up guy, beat your roided-up guy".
    That pretty much sums up the Tour de France.

    • @claykemper7193
      @claykemper7193 5 років тому +10

      Very funny line. Maybe they should make roids mandatory to ensure a level playing field.

    • @BigUriel
      @BigUriel 5 років тому +20

      @@claykemper7193 Or get rid of the childish PED rules. PEDs are the future of human performance, it's enhancing the human body's abilities through technology. We should be embracing it and working out how to get the benefits without the risks. We're already doing it in all other areas of life, everyone takes pills when their backs hurt, when they can't digest food properly, when they need energy to work a long shift, or to calm down for a presentation or to fall asleep, what makes sports so different?
      When doctors first discovered steroids they didn't even think of them as something to be used in professional sports. They saw it as a panacea that would allow humans to be fitter and stronger and live with high youthful quality of life until a later age, the first man who isolated testosterone in a lab actually tried it on himself. Instead people have been brainwashed into vilifying these potent drugs that could be improving our quality of life in so many ways and as a result while we are now expected to live until our 100s we just accept that we'll only life with any real quality until our 50s or early 60s at most, and then we just have to slowly wither away like this weak broken useless thing for the next 40 years. Well it doesn't actually have to be like that.

    • @sidefx996
      @sidefx996 5 років тому +5

      More Cowbell Pretty much sums up every pro sport

    • @sylvesterstain
      @sylvesterstain 5 років тому +1

      That sums pretty much sums up the Tour de France and Major League Baseball.

    • @Pete-z6e
      @Pete-z6e 4 роки тому

      More Cowbell , I think there has been improvements made in the Tour, watch closely, you may see someone who has a big day struggles the next! The way it should be, Landis was the opposite!.....hmmmmmm.

  • @marcjohnson4385
    @marcjohnson4385 6 років тому +1391

    Nobody gets ahead of Bill Burr

    • @deathrager2404
      @deathrager2404 6 років тому +9

      patrice o neal rekt bill multiple times, bill even admits this in an interview. rip patrice the god.

    • @wetyewruyrtsutrdhjfg
      @wetyewruyrtsutrdhjfg 5 років тому +7

      Lance Armstrong would be able to. On his bike.

    • @galaxyenterprises1137
      @galaxyenterprises1137 5 років тому +5

      @@wetyewruyrtsutrdhjfg lmao

    • @User2jn
      @User2jn 5 років тому

      most people don't

  • @spiritoftruthcoaching1720
    @spiritoftruthcoaching1720 5 років тому +902

    "she stood on the heads of those little people till she made it". Pretty much the state of American celebrity culture circa 2000s.

    • @bearmaxe7699
      @bearmaxe7699 4 роки тому +4

      I dont get what he was talking about here. Could you explain?

    • @jamesdarnel
      @jamesdarnel 3 роки тому

      *ever

    • @emosongsandreadalongs
      @emosongsandreadalongs 3 роки тому +41

      @@bearmaxe7699 when Oprah first started her show was a lot of shock factor. Like Jerry Springer. She would have guests on simply because their lifestyles were socially unacceptable or controversial to boost her ratings. That's how she got famous

    • @tb7667
      @tb7667 3 роки тому +5

      @@bearmaxe7699 It's a metaphor, sometimes attributed to Isaac Newton. If I have seen further, it is because a stood on the shoulders of giants. I.e. I only got to where I am because of the achievements of people who went before me.

    • @User-du7kf
      @User-du7kf 3 роки тому +3

      @@tb7667 not exactly. Haven't you seen the Midget throwing scene in "The wolf of wall street"? I wouldn't be surprised if she actually stood on them, Bill and conan seem convinced here.

  • @DekuStickGamer
    @DekuStickGamer 2 роки тому +58

    0:50 - I love conans genuine laughter. He’s not even loud, but you can tell he’s in hysterics

  • @justinpettit3432
    @justinpettit3432 9 років тому +728

    "He didn't do anything to me". Same thing I said when they had Tiger Woods apologizing on ESPN for cheating on his wife. We live in an insane society where people think these celebrities are supposed to be perfect.

    • @GranulatedStuff
      @GranulatedStuff 9 років тому +2

      +Justin Pettit Bill has a great little bit where he defends Tiger Woods with regards to that issue. Maybe it wasn't part of a set....coulda been on The JRE ?

    • @justinpettit3432
      @justinpettit3432 9 років тому +29

      ***** Yeah I've seen that before. He was saying how you got these average Joe's talking about how he's such a bad guy when they haven't been in the situation of being a star who has all these females after him. Yeah it was a good bit.

    • @GranulatedStuff
      @GranulatedStuff 9 років тому +5

      A line,something along the lines of "....a coach load of Scandinavian underwear models".... cracked me right up !

    • @tyleroswald9791
      @tyleroswald9791 9 років тому

      damn right

    • @cnn8420
      @cnn8420 9 років тому +8

      Lance not only cheated but he threatened people. Lance is not a nice person and should be put down and tossed away and forgotten. I don't need his apology.

  • @kurayahmi
    @kurayahmi 5 років тому +805

    *“Our roided up guy beat your roided up guys”*
    *He said nothing but facts right there*

    • @GuillaumeG-oz3hz
      @GuillaumeG-oz3hz 5 років тому +13

      half facts actually. How many never won anything or even dropped that sport because of the amount of cheaters on top ? Sad sport really

    • @Paulafan5
      @Paulafan5 4 роки тому +12

      He still cheated. Doesn't matter if 99% of the field were cheating; the 1% that was clean shouldn't have been punished for not using untested drugs.

    • @Gnofg
      @Gnofg 4 роки тому +12

      @@Paulafan5 This is a sport that erected a statue for Tom Simpson who had a heart attack for doing amphetamines in the tour. Get a clue.

    • @Gnofg
      @Gnofg 4 роки тому +5

      @iman jones How long have you watched Bike racing? I have watched since Eddie Mercx who imho is the greatest racer ever. Pantini and Ulrich were his greatest competitors and both were found to be doping. Tommie Smith died in the sixties from greenies and they erected a statue for him. They all freaking doped. This is quite the video ua-cam.com/video/6q38Gyjv4EE/v-deo.html

    • @Gnofg
      @Gnofg 3 роки тому +5

      @iman jones if you knew anything about cycling then you would know that doping has been rampant in cycling for 50 years.

  • @TheIrek666
    @TheIrek666 9 років тому +1396

    So that's how Conan looks like laughing for real...

    • @biggiedickson
      @biggiedickson 9 років тому +31

      +TheIrek666 Dude have you ever watched the show while Norm McDonald is a guest? 100% Gold every time.

    • @solidkingcobra
      @solidkingcobra 9 років тому +3

      +TheIrek666 Conezone losing it is infectious.

    • @ragnar97
      @ragnar97 9 років тому +31

      +TheIrek666 Norm McDonald, Louis CK and Bill Burr are a few of the only people that actually make Conan laugh for real, actually laugh so hard he covers his face xD. Any of their interviews is golden imo.

    • @Fluoride_Jones
      @Fluoride_Jones 9 років тому +3

      +ragnar97 When Norm was on with the chick from "Baywatch," who was in the Carrot Top movie -- easily one of the funniest things I've ever witnessed!

    • @danknasty661
      @danknasty661 8 років тому +7

      +ragnar97 dave chappelle had him laughing for reals to back before the show he made

  • @chrisnguyen3805
    @chrisnguyen3805 2 роки тому +61

    You know you're funny when you make another comedian laugh uncontrollably like that. Love Bill and Conan's chemistry.

  • @fireblade3655
    @fireblade3655 8 років тому +462

    The legend who made Conan laugh to tears.

  • @kennytee6882
    @kennytee6882 8 років тому +1982

    It's only fair that Lance Armstrong becomes a hardcore Bill Burr fan like the rest of us

    • @nicholasvrbka6120
      @nicholasvrbka6120 8 років тому +89

      He is :)

    • @cmacbrown
      @cmacbrown 8 років тому +3

      +Renato Laranja henatch laranj

    • @RogueReplicant
      @RogueReplicant 8 років тому +29

      But Bill said lance is a "sociopath on a bike", lol

    • @surfinDelMar
      @surfinDelMar 7 років тому +77

      Kenny Tee They are friends now. I listened to Lance's podcast with Bill today and he really liked that Bill stood up for him. Everything Bill said is true.

    • @MilkSteak55
      @MilkSteak55 7 років тому +42

      Lance thanked him on a podcast

  • @Lotus-Son
    @Lotus-Son 9 років тому +535

    I think what makes a great comedian is having a great articulation of thoughts, sharp wit, good delivery, and offering a sound but alternative perspective on things and situations.
    Bill Burr is the probably the biggest example of the fourth trait.

    • @floorsmith_b8225
      @floorsmith_b8225 9 років тому +10

      ThyChrysanthemum I like those categories. I'd also add timing, but that is probably more a subset of delivery.

    • @nathanrobinson1099
      @nathanrobinson1099 9 років тому

      +Floorsmith_B Jack Benny was the master of timing, and it does derive out of your delivery.

    • @schmidtzcargolbull
      @schmidtzcargolbull 9 років тому

      good Analysis sir

    • @nathanaeltalksgaming5844
      @nathanaeltalksgaming5844 9 років тому

      +ThyChrysanthemum Well said bud.

    • @jmac8414
      @jmac8414 9 років тому

      great analysis

  • @avagud1
    @avagud1 2 роки тому +81

    His comedy style is escalation. It’s a game of attrition for him.. legend

  • @EuroGuy85
    @EuroGuy85 4 роки тому +2199

    How come Oprah didn’t have the same expression when she heard about what Harvey had done? Let that sink in.

    • @AnnabellaRedwood
      @AnnabellaRedwood 4 роки тому +58

      Exactly!!!!!

    • @wrayday7149
      @wrayday7149 4 роки тому +50

      Cause she is rich as fk, and her network is named OWN.

    • @EuroGuy85
      @EuroGuy85 4 роки тому +33

      Wray Day, what does being rich as F*** have to do with it?
      Rich or not, I would be more shocked hearing Harvey’s news than Lance’s. I prefer sports with a little more pop in it. MLB should let players juice and average would skyrocket to .567

    • @wrayday7149
      @wrayday7149 4 роки тому +81

      Euro Guy 85 well, if you are saying she didn’t speak out because she knew, I’d counter she didn’t speak out because she doesn’t actually care. Celebs have a tendency to speak out on something that won’t require them to have to do anything and have little social blowback.

    • @MistaGoodStuff
      @MistaGoodStuff 4 роки тому +3

      @@EuroGuy85 2020 mark McGuires and Sammy sosas, hitting 100+ homers, 650ft 😂 that'd definitely spice it up a bit. *Home run derby just goes on forever*

  • @aaronrios6470
    @aaronrios6470 8 років тому +674

    Bill burr deserves a talk show

    • @marqesedabbs6716
      @marqesedabbs6716 8 років тому +14

      I know right, to bad he doesn't want to do one

    • @rdc501
      @rdc501 8 років тому +88

      He has a podcast.

    • @lockandreload
      @lockandreload 8 років тому +5

      Talk shows are for boring people like Conan, Fallon etc.

    • @jephteyiphtah3458
      @jephteyiphtah3458 8 років тому +26

      they will censor him , just enjoy the podcast mate

    • @rubbishopinions6468
      @rubbishopinions6468 8 років тому +107

      He doesn't want one. He doesn't want a boat, he wants to be the friend of the guy who has the boat.

  • @1969ryson
    @1969ryson 10 років тому +213

    "She stood on the heads of those little people for five years", great stuff! You can tell Conan truly thinks Bill is funny, its not just an act.

    • @AlexRejba
      @AlexRejba 10 років тому +38

      I keep rewatching Conan's reaction to that :)

    • @imagorilla95
      @imagorilla95 10 років тому

      What was he referring to? I didn't really understand the joke

    • @NueveCatorce
      @NueveCatorce 10 років тому

      chowdrister
      read below. juniorninetyy asked the same 2 months ago. there is the answer.

    • @lynnturman8157
      @lynnturman8157 9 років тому +4

      chowdrister The fact that when Oprah started, her show was very similar to Jerry Springer's show. It was only after she became rich & famous that she became the "holier-than-thou-my-shit-doesn't-stink" Oprah that we all now know & love...

  • @FernandoCantuLoera
    @FernandoCantuLoera 3 роки тому +1407

    "Bill Burr is a sociopath telling jokes... If he was in a corporate he would be sinking cruiseships, lets just keep him telling jokes"

  • @StonerTourism
    @StonerTourism 9 років тому +187

    It wouldn't be a Bill Burr rant if he didn't mention contaminating the water supply.

    • @TheWratox
      @TheWratox 9 років тому +3

      +Nick Stoner (WePushClouds) Real original, buddy.

    • @monday5264897
      @monday5264897 8 років тому +4

      +Nick Stoner (WePushClouds) I hear he is doing a show in Flint soon. He is sure to get some big laughs about contaminating the water supply there.

    • @kennytee6882
      @kennytee6882 8 років тому

      +Nick Stoner (WePushClouds) Lolz! He also never fails to mention 'banker creeps' or 'corporate moguls' in his rants

  • @Kjata316
    @Kjata316 9 років тому +120

    Hey, Jimmy Fallon! This is how you treat comedians like Bill Burr. Shut up and let them talk. Do not jump in every other word trying to "share" the moment. Respect them enough to pull the focus from you for a few seconds.
    I tried watching the Bill Burr rant on Fallon about Christmas and Fallon stepped all over it. Conan understands letting comedians go. Burr isn't some open mic-er; he's a talented artist. He doesn't need the training wheels.

  • @VikingTerror
    @VikingTerror 8 років тому +415

    The difference between Bill Burr and 99% of all other top-comedians, is that Bill Burr is a genuinely funny guy. He doesn't need a rehearsed routine to be extremely funny, it just comes naturally to him in conversation. Imagine having a night out with him when he's in the zone. Good god, I'd never want the night to end!

    • @chrisrembert6647
      @chrisrembert6647 8 років тому +4

      Bill Burr and Norm MacDonald

    • @justjoe233
      @justjoe233 8 років тому +4

      I mean I agree with Bill Burr being funny but from what i've seen most of the top comedians are just as funny in interviews and podcasts just riffing.

    • @TheBishop111
      @TheBishop111 8 років тому +5

      that is because patrice o'neal was his mentor. The two most naturally funniest comedians in the world.

    • @Cagon415
      @Cagon415 8 років тому +7

      every comic has "bits" that they do and try out. you just think it's not rehearsed because bill is such a great showman.

    • @avadakedavra69
      @avadakedavra69 8 років тому

      Dennis Stuhr Bill Burr and Louis CK are definitely my favorites. Louis CK's latest stand up didn't do it for me and neither did Burr's "Why Do I Do This?" So I'd say they're probably about neck and neck rn. At least in my opinion they are.

  • @toungetiedcyberghost1219
    @toungetiedcyberghost1219 3 роки тому +58

    Genius is an understatement when it comes to describing Mr Bill Burr.

  • @johnthemangood8700
    @johnthemangood8700 8 років тому +136

    I love how Conan can't keep it together! man the world needs more people like Bill Burr.

  • @MrAmmaralirocks1
    @MrAmmaralirocks1 8 років тому +387

    The only guy who can make Conan laugh so hard!

    • @shyamwarrier9865
      @shyamwarrier9865 6 років тому +17

      Norm McDonald too

    • @mikewest9256
      @mikewest9256 6 років тому

      MrAmmaralirocks1 ..and the only guy who can get me hard #facts #nohomo #ijustcame

    • @jaolin6042
      @jaolin6042 6 років тому +3

      Shyam Warrier You beat me to it. Norm for sure. Same level as the great BB.

    • @Nisus_Wettus
      @Nisus_Wettus 6 років тому +1

      Jeff goldblum

    • @rase306
      @rase306 6 років тому +1

      and also norm McDonald guys

  • @comedycat2
    @comedycat2 8 років тому +948

    For those not getting the midget reference:
    Oprah's original talk show was very Jerry Springer/Maury Povich like, before those guys came on the scene. It was just a trashy daytime talk show, far removed from what her show and image eventually became.

    • @charsawsome
      @charsawsome 8 років тому +48

      Please explain further

    • @comedycat2
      @comedycat2 8 років тому +138

      Clinton No worries. A four-part documentary is in the works. Will keep you posted

    • @bissuwul
      @bissuwul 8 років тому +1

      lol!!

    • @Paulo_Dirac
      @Paulo_Dirac 8 років тому +2

      do you have a youtube link or something? so curious....

    • @countys32
      @countys32 8 років тому +6

      Alex Berry You lost me at "Bro" what are you 15? Or just just an illiterate buffoon?

  • @Dana-wq5tp
    @Dana-wq5tp 3 роки тому +21

    "He was a sociopath on a bicycle." The best line ever!

  • @Threepwoot
    @Threepwoot 8 років тому +562

    Conan is like: "YES BABY finally someone calling out BULLSH*T on Oprah and I don't take the blame! AMEN"

    • @startervisions
      @startervisions 8 років тому +2

      lol yaaassssss

    • @rossedwards24
      @rossedwards24 7 років тому

      Mental response

    • @nikjs
      @nikjs 6 років тому +1

      Better watch his six, there's gonna be Antifa brats outside his studio soon demanding he stop "giving a platform" to "mysoginy"

    • @ArielGonzalez1
      @ArielGonzalez1 3 роки тому

      It won’t happen, but just in case of, please: don’t blame conan

  • @MacLethal
    @MacLethal 9 років тому +480

    Everyone turn in your yachts.

    • @__-iv6kc
      @__-iv6kc 4 роки тому +2

      You're the man, mac. Question. Would you ever collab with Gorerex/Lord Goat? : D

    • @mr.notsocreative
      @mr.notsocreative 3 роки тому +2

      You ever gonna reply to Tom McDonald or you just gonna tuck tail and run?

    • @TopGHippie
      @TopGHippie 10 місяців тому

      Fr tho

  • @dkizxpt-su3ze
    @dkizxpt-su3ze 5 років тому +299

    "The guy was a sociopath on a bicycle" LMAO!

    • @carlvictory654
      @carlvictory654 3 роки тому +2

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @sarahs2288
      @sarahs2288 3 роки тому +5

      I was being a little self-righteous at first, thinking “No, don’t cover for that cheater!” But, he won me over with that line! 🤣😂

    • @einundsiebenziger5488
      @einundsiebenziger5488 3 роки тому +3

      If there ever was a sociopath in sports, it was definitely Lance Armstrong. Cheating is one thing but threatening and humiliating each and everyone around oneself is a whole different story.

    • @michaelweber4705
      @michaelweber4705 3 роки тому +1

      Amazingly Armstrong had Burr on his podcast and personally thanked him for the two minute rant.

  • @rgi8426
    @rgi8426 3 роки тому +63

    I love how the more Conan tries to stop laughing, the more enabled Bill gets.

  • @oof8850
    @oof8850 8 років тому +160

    I come back to watch this every few months, never fails to make me laugh

  • @christianleeperrr7641
    @christianleeperrr7641 4 роки тому +105

    I love how genuine Conan is, by FAR the best late night show host, it’s funny watching Bill always crack him up

    • @CraigMcGuinn
      @CraigMcGuinn 3 роки тому +1

      Conan is the best American late night host…but Graham Norton (a Uk late night host) has Conan beat

  • @tristan8823
    @tristan8823 6 років тому +523

    It's only so funny because it's completely true. All of it.

  • @justinwalsh6108
    @justinwalsh6108 3 роки тому +16

    Bill Burr burning their asses to the ground lol "Everyone turn in your yachts" omfg💀

  • @TiberiusHassius
    @TiberiusHassius 8 років тому +859

    I've watched this video so many times just for conans reaction.

  • @Kaneseb
    @Kaneseb 5 років тому +128

    I love how just when Conan is able to breathe from laughing at the midget line, Bill hits him with the "heads of the little people" line. And then, when Conan recovers from that, he hits him with the "sociopath on a bike" line. An even better clip is the one where Bill talks about Jeffrey Dahmer and Conan loses his mind. If I'm not mistaken, it's on the clip where Bill goes off about airports.

  • @justynajustyna4367
    @justynajustyna4367 4 роки тому +229

    If it isn't the best performance by a talk show guest ever, it's certainly in the Top 10. Pure brilliance. Poor Conan can't keep himself together :) Absolute joy to watch :)

    • @razjml
      @razjml 2 роки тому

      I'm assuming this is a boring UK vs USA comment so lets talk about something else.
      It's interesting that well-known American comedians usually represent a lower/middle-class viewpoint -- so Mr. Harvard up there will always downplay his education at every turn and talks about his Irish Catholic upbringing instead.
      Meanwhile English comic personalities often skew towards being eccentric provocateurs or having an intellectual superiority shtick or both (Russell Brand). So Ricky Gervais is from the home counties and has a whole lot of takes that are more or less the same as Bill Burr, but instead of Burr's whole "eh, maybe it's just me" routine Ricky Gervais has to be the smartest man in the room at all times and wants you to know it and gets weirdly derailed if someone happens to think otherwise.
      Thoughts? Fwiw I actually like Gervais more, despite his acting career being garbage for 15 years now and Burr kind of on the ascent these days.

    • @sethtenrec
      @sethtenrec Рік тому

      @@razjml thoughts? OK I have one, Bill Burr is one of the absolute best comedians of this era, and has been for quite a while. He’s on top, not on the ascent, already on top.

    • @RikSolstice
      @RikSolstice Рік тому

      @@razjml My thoughts are that you are really missing out on some top-notch British comedy. I love watching Ricky Gervais and I love watching Bill Burr even more. But there's a whole spectrum of British comedians who all have a particular style that are just so great to watch. I don't particularly care for Graham Norton but if it's talkshows he has some interesting British comedians on. British panelshows is where the real fun is at though.
      8 out of 10 cats, would I lie to you, the two seasons of Nevermind the Buzzcocks when Simon Amstell hosted. Let me see, you have: would I lie to you(WILTY), big fat quiz(some great American guests too!), was it something I said, QI(bit brainier, not always my cup of tea), argumental when it was still at the BBC. Really recommend any of those.
      Not American or British myself btw, I think there's a lot to appreciate in both countries when it comes to comedy. I'd recommend some Dutch/Flemish comedians, but I don't think their material makes much sense for non-Dutch speakers.

    • @kentonkruger8333
      @kentonkruger8333 Рік тому +1

      This and the Norm MacDonald one with Courtney Thorne-Smith are probably my top two, followed closely by Dave Foley talking about the restaurant idea. Not surprising that all of them took place on Conan's show.

  • @anonymouse740
    @anonymouse740 3 роки тому +26

    I love Conan and Bill Burr moments. Cause despite Conan trying to be a neutral figure who doesn't have opinions on anything controversial, you can see he clearly agrees with a lot of what Bill Burr says.

  • @imrighthere5878
    @imrighthere5878 5 років тому +1693

    Oprah passing young women to Harvey, gooood Oprah huh.

    • @abdelhakbnuhashim7612
      @abdelhakbnuhashim7612 4 роки тому +6

      Really?!

    • @Clarence2Worley
      @Clarence2Worley 4 роки тому +194

      @@abdelhakbnuhashim7612 She may not have been passing young girls to him, but it was common knowledge in Hollywood what that pos was doing and she was best buds with him.

    • @mrtoad1408
      @mrtoad1408 4 роки тому +5

      @@polares8187 great now ive got the image of weinstein on top of rita ora

    • @alkatraz706
      @alkatraz706 4 роки тому +1

      @Table-Country pinxing THRYM Firearms 27 yep

    • @noelsamuel3884
      @noelsamuel3884 4 роки тому +6

      Can someone please explain the midgets part I didn't get it!!!!

  • @__seeker__
    @__seeker__ 5 років тому +565

    Two Boston gingers who made it big.
    Makes me so happy to see.

    • @EriPages
      @EriPages 4 роки тому +7

      Are you a Boston ginger too, or just another Irishman in Ireland?

    • @dcavic6157
      @dcavic6157 4 роки тому

      They aren't from the city bub

    • @Lippett
      @Lippett 4 роки тому +1

      @Blessed Vocals Bill's from Canton, MA, Conan from Brookline, MA

    • @runner4life1984
      @runner4life1984 4 роки тому

      Conan is from Canada not Boston.

    • @Lippett
      @Lippett 4 роки тому +2

      @@runner4life1984 Born in Brookline, Massachusetts, O'Brien was raised in an Irish Catholic family. He served as president of The Harvard Lampoon while attending Harvard University.

  • @WillieDWashington
    @WillieDWashington 8 років тому +799

    Bill Burr is a COMIC LEGEND!!!

  • @stabhappy1995
    @stabhappy1995 3 роки тому +8

    I have never seen such genuine laughter as Conan on the receiving end of Bill Burr

  • @rhejamphi
    @rhejamphi 6 років тому +252

    I wonder how many times I will watch this in my life.

    • @pedrocorrea6870
      @pedrocorrea6870 6 років тому +8

      never enough dude.

    • @rmrbush
      @rmrbush 5 років тому +4

      Pretty sure I watch this every 6 months and still get years from laughing.

    • @brucew.5292
      @brucew.5292 5 років тому +2

      I’ve seen this like 7 times, hilarious.

    • @marctouss1862
      @marctouss1862 5 років тому +2

      over 30 for me..

    • @floydhebert3684
      @floydhebert3684 5 років тому +2

      73

  • @brendajackson13
    @brendajackson13 8 років тому +465

    I come back to see Conan losing it😂😂😂

    • @MRCroosingTootH
      @MRCroosingTootH 8 років тому +31

      same i swear I have seen that part about Oprah 20 times now :p

  • @pranav2222
    @pranav2222 8 років тому +100

    Only Bill Burr can give Conan the belly laugh. Respect for bill.

  • @MarklovesAngels
    @MarklovesAngels Рік тому +8

    The part where he leans forward imitating Oprah interviewing Armstrong with that perfect Bill Burr expression will always make me laugh.

  • @joncolunga673
    @joncolunga673 8 років тому +33

    Conan being a talk show comedy host most of the time has to pretend laugh at his guests jokes to add appeal to the show, but whenever Bill Burr is on the show he is genuinely laughing at this guys humor. It's great to see

  • @ThugByChoice
    @ThugByChoice 8 років тому +213

    Bill Burr is so ridiculously underrated.

    • @kristofferlodesjo5781
      @kristofferlodesjo5781 6 років тому +7

      Nicholas Coffey I wouldn't say so. He's widely regarded as the best stand up comedian in the world and has been since You People Are All The Same.

    • @georgexanthopoulos3003
      @georgexanthopoulos3003 6 років тому +1

      Kristoffer Lodesjö And he's also right! You people are all the same!!! :D

    • @Taabituubi
      @Taabituubi 6 років тому +1

      He's got the makings of the next George Carlin.

  • @mr.speyside5240
    @mr.speyside5240 9 років тому +1138

    Bill Burr for president. Man speaks so much truth.

    • @MikeRoePhonicsMusic
      @MikeRoePhonicsMusic 9 років тому +1

      +Angel S Patriotism is a dead scene.

    • @AR-ng4gr
      @AR-ng4gr 9 років тому +1

      +Angel S the exact thing that is anti political...(truth)!

    • @nthkl
      @nthkl 9 років тому +1

      +Angel S He is the man. I saw him on the Sony lot but didn't want to say hello just cause of what he may be honest about. So gooood.

    • @jerryj5606
      @jerryj5606 9 років тому +1

      +Angel S well then 85% of us will have to go!

    • @wingnutmcspazatron3957
      @wingnutmcspazatron3957 9 років тому

      +HornyPopcorn ! one of his best bits right there ;\lol

  • @renujankanagaratnam3912
    @renujankanagaratnam3912 3 роки тому +250

    Who came after the Meghan markhle and Prince Harry interview with Oprah? 😂😂😂😂

  • @Mostafa-rq9rm
    @Mostafa-rq9rm 9 років тому +47

    It hits home with Conan because he's in showbiz and knows exactly what Bill is talking about, having to do things you don't want for the sake of ratings.

    • @ScootyJustin
      @ScootyJustin 9 років тому +2

      +Minkki82 I think you're both spot on. Conan really knows what Bill is talking about.

  • @AlexPavelka
    @AlexPavelka 6 років тому +195

    I love that Conan is legitimately cracking up

  • @Jarzami
    @Jarzami 10 років тому +103

    lol i doubt ive ever seen conan laugh so hard. bill burr is awesome!

  • @globalautobahn1132
    @globalautobahn1132 4 місяці тому +4

    Absolutely legendary! I have laughed at this for over a decade now! 😂😂😂

  • @adamgeiser3314
    @adamgeiser3314 8 років тому +18

    I love how conan just sits and laughs. he just let's bill burr rant and ramble.

  • @grammarjew569
    @grammarjew569 5 років тому +210

    I like how bill makes conan laugh.
    I mean conan is also funny, a lot funnier than the other hosts and making him laugh shows just how funny bill burr is.
    The man is a national treasure.
    Protect him at all costs

    • @dogeskyfighter4982
      @dogeskyfighter4982 5 років тому +3

      Does this comment seem familiar?
      Idk I'm an idiot

    • @guyjerry
      @guyjerry 4 роки тому +4

      Grady Whitman I disagree that was a genuine belly laugh. He couldn’t even contain himself at the “little people” segment. His fake laugh is distinct, but that was the real deal

    • @darnell7871
      @darnell7871 4 роки тому

      Conan actually putted Bill on back in the day and Bill appreciates it and is always up for coming onto his show. You can tell both really enjoy each other’s company.

  • @23v0lv32
    @23v0lv32 5 років тому +107

    “But she stood on the heads of those little people “- ahahha

    • @Sfishh
      @Sfishh 4 роки тому

      What does that mean? I don't get it

    • @joe6700
      @joe6700 4 роки тому +5

      @@Sfishh It is a play on words. "Standing on the heads of giants" is used when someone uses the knowledge and information of their predecessors and takes the next step. Little people are also small and you can literally stand on their heads. Oprah used the midgets to further her career hence "standing on their heads" and literally could stand on their heads.

    • @MVRchicken
      @MVRchicken 4 роки тому +3

      @@Sfishh lets just Say that The first yesrs of Oprah ok tv were kinda bizarre

    • @richiecerda9297
      @richiecerda9297 4 роки тому

      Mike VR where can one find these episodes lol... can find jack on UA-cam... obviously she’s removing any chance of that ish ever coming out

    • @grenzviel4480
      @grenzviel4480 3 роки тому

      @@joe6700 dude, "standing on the shoulder of giants" is the metaphor, not heads.

  • @dumbgenious1960
    @dumbgenious1960 3 роки тому +68

    Bill burr is one of the most talented comedians ever. Like how is this all improvised on a random talk show at night. This is literally better than most actual revised stand up routines

    • @sheiken9754
      @sheiken9754 2 роки тому +1

      Because being funny is an intuitive skill, not something you can plan or ponder over. Needs skin in the game

    • @rsjcmp2285
      @rsjcmp2285 2 роки тому +8

      I think this was one of his bits he was working on

    • @khakicam5400
      @khakicam5400 2 роки тому +7

      How could you possibly think that he didn't put a bunch of work into this? Acting like it's improvised and a conversation is part of the skill.

  • @luantra
    @luantra 8 років тому +173

    I watch this twice a week, gives me life

    • @rossdonal
      @rossdonal 8 років тому +3

      Listen to Bills pod, it's twice weekly!

    • @luantra
      @luantra 8 років тому +2

      +rossdonal I'll do it for sure! thanks ~

    • @rossdonal
      @rossdonal 8 років тому +2

      You wont regret it, its great

    • @kz1000ps
      @kz1000ps 8 років тому +2

      Forever and ever, amen!

    • @nathanielnewsnetwork1949
      @nathanielnewsnetwork1949 8 років тому +2

      It never gets old!

  • @88omair
    @88omair 11 років тому +29

    "Our roided up guy, beat your roided up guy" Hahahahahaahahah amazing

  • @Surv1ve_Thrive
    @Surv1ve_Thrive 8 років тому +122

    Outstanding. From Great Britain. Bill rules, end of discussion!

    • @daman1193
      @daman1193 8 років тому +7

      but but ..

    • @soth1sol
      @soth1sol 7 років тому +1

      brilliant!

    • @LONEJOE1
      @LONEJOE1 7 років тому +1

      Thank you Brother!! Spot on!!

  • @mnarman8380
    @mnarman8380 3 роки тому +1

    Every time I'm here, I will watch the clip 3-4 times. The progress of the topic, Burr's delivery and Conan's reaction are just perfect. A very satisfying 2 minutes clip.