Jimmy Carr: Laughing and Joking (2013) - FULL LIVE SHOW

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  • @jimmycarr
    @jimmycarr  3 роки тому +607

    Watch more of Jimmy’s Full Shows - ua-cam.com/play/PLqmvX-B8Fiea3oF1Yx2Gl5rBPonSkMDHM.html

  • @brenna_boop6341
    @brenna_boop6341 4 роки тому +8021

    His sense of humor is dangerous for this day and age and I appreciate him for it

    • @brenna_boop6341
      @brenna_boop6341 4 роки тому +168

      Marshall Davis you’re*

    • @XxWatulookinat69xX
      @XxWatulookinat69xX 4 роки тому +53

      @Marshall Davis respect wahmen

    • @brenna_boop6341
      @brenna_boop6341 4 роки тому +79

      Marshall Davis first of all, I am nobody’s. Second, @Iceguy15, Yoda still managed to be grammatically correct while using anastrophe, so why can’t you?

    • @XxWatulookinat69xX
      @XxWatulookinat69xX 4 роки тому +30

      @@agenericusername2488 go away, virgin.

    • @anouarkrassimovich7481
      @anouarkrassimovich7481 4 роки тому +161

      it's not his humour that is dangerous, it's the surrounding mentality of this day that is dangerous.

  • @KaeYoss
    @KaeYoss 5 років тому +3174

    That laugh. Can't crank up the volume too much or the neighbors think I'm buggering a goose.

    • @wilmer89
      @wilmer89 5 років тому +15

      Sounds like Mickey mouse

    • @synthonaplinth5980
      @synthonaplinth5980 5 років тому +14

      haha, OMG, HAHA

    • @randomhuman5535
      @randomhuman5535 5 років тому +26

      A proper British reply which no other country can get

    • @falconpowerful2362
      @falconpowerful2362 5 років тому +39

      I use it as _cover_ for buggering a goose ;-) .

    • @synthonaplinth5980
      @synthonaplinth5980 5 років тому +3

      @@randomhuman5535 'Get' meaning 'use', or 'understand'?

  • @strictlycasual765
    @strictlycasual765 5 років тому +2172

    Went to see him live around about the time this was filmed, laughed from start to end he was brilliant and to top it off waited at the exit to thank everyone and get a photo which I’m sure 95% don’t even think about doing
    I mentioned we might go see him a few weeks after that night when he was playing in our home town, and he said ‘oh I wouldn’t bother it’s the same show’ which was quality of him
    Funny, genuine, dolphin laughing fucking comedy legend

    • @snoppdeng2
      @snoppdeng2 5 років тому +150

      Strange how the comedian who portrays a persona of being "out there" is down to earth and a good fellow.

    • @JediAhsokaTano
      @JediAhsokaTano 4 роки тому +59

      'Dolphin laughing' 😂😂😂

    • @pjyt
      @pjyt 4 роки тому +34

      Thanks for sharing the story. Love him more now.

    • @unitedairco.5140
      @unitedairco.5140 2 роки тому +3

      Was this in the uk?

    • @strictlycasual765
      @strictlycasual765 2 роки тому +2

      @@unitedairco.5140 yeah mate

  • @BMC11879
    @BMC11879 2 роки тому +654

    So many double entendres. Nothing but punchlines. Pure comedic genius. Thank you Mr Carr

    • @Fruitysfaction
      @Fruitysfaction Рік тому +2

      Yeah, well. Copied straight from /r/funny.

    • @tostadoro
      @tostadoro Рік тому +15

      @@Fruitysfaction so he went in 2013 to a subreddit to get material? Sure.

    • @stefaniabrazzi1358
      @stefaniabrazzi1358 Рік тому

      ​@@tostadorohe has done worst than that in recent years! This muppet should get both his hands up and slap his face with both hands till they become an odd number.

    • @Klatu1234
      @Klatu1234 Рік тому +2

      @BMC11879 It's cracking how he reels them off. Hardest working maybe not, but he has a gift.

    • @electro5175
      @electro5175 Рік тому +6

      @@Fruitysfactiontell me you live on reddit without telling me you live on reddit

  • @Nakamichi_Jun
    @Nakamichi_Jun 4 роки тому +1974

    I like how jimmy wanders away from the structured repertoire to remind everyone how fast his wit is, every now and again.

  • @thejayst3r
    @thejayst3r 5 років тому +3166

    Most comedians' UA-cams: *uploads clips of the most popular jokes that everyone already knows*
    Jimmy Carr's UA-cam: hold my beer

    • @itsthatguy7713
      @itsthatguy7713 5 років тому +32

      *Hold my martini

    • @loloutloudproduction
      @loloutloudproduction 5 років тому +12

      Tbf with ads on UA-cam probably works out better

    • @Natinka222
      @Natinka222 5 років тому +5

      Josh Wolf did the same.

    • @khalilkhalil9986
      @khalilkhalil9986 5 років тому +13

      "hold My mic"

    • @macjgp
      @macjgp 5 років тому +64

      "but yeah this was a dick move" mate, no one is arguing that, just you. We're all appreciating the fact that we can watch for free.

  • @itsthatonechickagaincallth7843
    @itsthatonechickagaincallth7843 4 роки тому +5247

    The people willing to talk to him in the crowd are legends.

  • @jjjayjay9962
    @jjjayjay9962 9 місяців тому +13

    Jimmy Carr is the best comedian BY MILES. Most number of jokes per minute and the best comeback ever.

  • @renatobritto4096
    @renatobritto4096 4 роки тому +1960

    This guy is a comedy genius. I wish I could forget all the jokes I just heard, just to head them again..

    • @puroboi9591
      @puroboi9591 4 роки тому +3

      Renato Britto Araujo auto correct

    • @gadwaithira
      @gadwaithira 3 роки тому +8

      Lucky you, am literally not getting anything

    • @PrendeII
      @PrendeII 3 роки тому +6

      @@gadwaithira you're not getting it because it's not funny.

    • @stacyyoung1672
      @stacyyoung1672 3 роки тому

      @@gadwaithira
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    • @Missjxss
      @Missjxss 3 роки тому +1

      @@PrendeII shut up.

  • @richierxch4959
    @richierxch4959 4 роки тому +4935

    Jimmy Carr could literally confess to any number of crimes and you'd think it's a joke 😂

  • @gojewla
    @gojewla 5 років тому +9795

    My god. So many one liners. How does he remember all that?

    • @Jardonius
      @Jardonius 5 років тому +1032

      For real he just fires them off one after another. Sometimes he has transitions, sometimes it's a hard cut and they generally all work xD

    • @Jardonius
      @Jardonius 5 років тому +1392

      @King Brilliant Did you just get really salty over someone getting complimented on performing their act well?

    • @TheComputec
      @TheComputec 5 років тому +32

      @King Brilliant savage

    • @GreenLightningHood
      @GreenLightningHood 5 років тому +408

      @@TheComputec Not really. Doctors study and go to school for years constantly being tested on their knowledge and are never required to give an hour long speech on 12 second of material at a time and actors only have to remember the lines for the individual scene they are doing at the time and they hardly ever recall their lines later. More comparable would be rappers doing a concert, but I guess that's too difficult to think of when you're so busy being salty because someone who isn't you receives praise.

    • @TheComputec
      @TheComputec 5 років тому +67

      @@GreenLightningHood I think you've replied to the wrong person... This will happen occasionally when you don't know how comments work on UA-cam...
      I replied to KING BRILLIANT that his response to the poster was SAVAGE... ie brutal, harsh
      I will reply to you by saying that you need to wind your neck back in and stop trying to be clever when you clearly cannot follow a conversation thread properly

  • @proudcanadian5713
    @proudcanadian5713 3 роки тому +93

    It would be too damn hard to pick a favourite gag because you had me laughing really hard and I watched it in the hospital while recovering from a bypass operation. |The minor pain from laughing too hard was well worth it. THANK you Sir, you're BRILLIANT!

    • @mateivanea2111
      @mateivanea2111 2 роки тому +3

      Hope you all And Good now.

    • @spacely2642
      @spacely2642 2 роки тому

      @@mateivanea2111 Yes I appreciate the concern though

  • @HBLA
    @HBLA 5 років тому +3065

    Jimmy: Any Australians in?
    Crowd: YEAHHH!
    Jimmy: Welcome Back.
    As an Aussie, this put me in tears of laughter!

    • @prashantnittala2864
      @prashantnittala2864 5 років тому +15

      What was that supposed to mean?

    • @elizabethferguson247
      @elizabethferguson247 5 років тому +43

      Really!?!

    • @caniscerulean
      @caniscerulean 5 років тому +69

      I thought he would follow "Welcome back" with something like "Escape or time served? Oh, just work release then?"

    • @dothething2892
      @dothething2892 5 років тому +161

      Because the brits deported criminals in 1700 period, or around that time, to Australia. Hence the welcome back, I also like the 8 out of 10 cats joke "all Australian food is prison food" -paraphrased

    • @prashantnittala2864
      @prashantnittala2864 5 років тому +6

      @Patient 0 You think you are a smart ass dont ya? Australians are basically english who migrated to that island country a long time ago. Thats what welcome back meant. Read a book

  • @ngcalvinutomo96
    @ngcalvinutomo96 4 роки тому +456

    "You've seen.. the undead.. And I make you nervous?"

    • @estebancollazo7641
      @estebancollazo7641 4 роки тому +12

      His crowd interaction is incredible. It really adds to his performance

  • @webbster64B
    @webbster64B 5 років тому +3072

    Dark humour is truly the best humour

    • @infiniLor
      @infiniLor 5 років тому +9

      @@kidyfiddler5527 not "offence" - just that what your name indicates is criminal

    • @davgg9621
      @davgg9621 5 років тому +14

      @@Don-Kidik yeah, would you report a guy also if his name was "real ben laden"?

    • @AliS-ml7nd
      @AliS-ml7nd 5 років тому +14

      @@kidyfiddler5527 it's people like you who are the real snowflakes lmao, proper going off cause some saddo didn't like your joke. Get a grip.

    • @olliedylan1381
      @olliedylan1381 5 років тому +1

      Kidy Fiddler *they’re

    • @olliedylan1381
      @olliedylan1381 5 років тому +12

      Kidy Fiddler “go back to wanking off Muslims u leftist”
      No believe it or not, being left wing isn’t “wanking off Muslims” it’s actually just being a decent human being and being accepting of people regardless of their race. I really pity your ignorance if you genuinely view Muslims in a negative light. I didn’t think people were actually that stupid that they believed the obnoxious propaganda the media shoved down our throats.

  • @jasonforpresident5678
    @jasonforpresident5678 Рік тому +109

    1:07:52 is the best part of the whole show
    Jimmy’s face after she says that is priceless

  • @kevinchills
    @kevinchills 3 роки тому +304

    i love how confident he is with confrontational bits and how bloody sharp he is at scaffolding a punchline joke. Hes an intellectual ninja with insults so searing and original he makes you 😬 😂 all at once.

    • @Klatu1234
      @Klatu1234 Рік тому +1

      He's kind of like an English Tim Minchin but not so scathing, and pure turn around comedy. I could watch him all day, and not get bored. ua-cam.com/video/HhGuXCuDb1U/v-deo.html&ab_channel=stormmovie Speaking of which. Pure fantasy but pure gold.

  • @jamham9000
    @jamham9000 3 роки тому +1202

    "You know, they say laughter is the best medicine. So maybe, just maybe, if we keep laughing at people in wheelchairs..."

    • @msanthrope7768
      @msanthrope7768 3 роки тому +14

      Oh that cracked me up.. Yes.. it's ok to laugh people. (
      I don't mean that literally, AT people in wheel chairs)

    • @imperallady
      @imperallady 3 роки тому +4

      🤣🤣🤣😂🤭

    • @arabhinav9436
      @arabhinav9436 3 роки тому +5

      That's a line from family guy S1E5

    • @EarthSurferUSA
      @EarthSurferUSA 2 роки тому +1

      How do you think some Jewish people became so funny after WW2?

    • @CloroxBleach-69420
      @CloroxBleach-69420 2 роки тому

      😆

  • @emperorpalpatine4911
    @emperorpalpatine4911 4 роки тому +815

    Jimmy’s laugh is amazing it’s like a seals war cry

  • @Cmagic678
    @Cmagic678 3 роки тому +63

    This is simply outstanding! He is brilliant and flawless delivery!

  • @kellendoyle3148
    @kellendoyle3148 4 роки тому +469

    I’ve watched this 6 times now and it still makes me laugh

  • @eamonhanka
    @eamonhanka 4 роки тому +125

    I'm sat in a bar in Hanoi, having a few beers, no company, laughing like a lunatic at this with my headphones on. Thanks Jimmy!!

  • @paulpaganhawkmarshall8286
    @paulpaganhawkmarshall8286 5 років тому +408

    Fifty shades of grey the best selling book that year, whats the world coming too?
    The most subtle joke Ive ever heard!

    • @epiphonedude4999
      @epiphonedude4999 5 років тому +5

      Paul PaganHawk Marshall I noticed that he also looked in the direction of the lesbians with a sly look. If that was the intent, it’s a perfect triple entendre. If not, I still choose to believe that he looked at the lesbians

    • @bitzibaerlie
      @bitzibaerlie 5 років тому +3

      The one about the teacher girlfriend who wanted him to put his hand up before sex was very subtle as well. (Not sure if it was in this show or one of the other two; watched them in a row)

    • @RezEverday
      @RezEverday 5 років тому +1

      Was in this one ye. I was like 10 seconds behind on that one

    • @DevilCryno
      @DevilCryno 4 роки тому +2

      Thinking about it now, 50 shades of grey wasn't such a horrible thing to happen with this world.

    • @NatandGeorge
      @NatandGeorge 3 роки тому

      @@DevilCryno I reasd the whoole trilogy, & didn't find it overly sexual.

  • @unstoppablezone4980
    @unstoppablezone4980 3 роки тому +48

    The master of stand-up comedy...who else could keep going for this long...and never miss a beat? Amazing! KUDOS!

  • @awonderingoneil206
    @awonderingoneil206 3 роки тому +877

    Guy in crowd talks to Jimmy Carr...
    Jimmy Carr: So, you have chosen death.

    • @namao7497
      @namao7497 3 роки тому +14

      jimmy: and i took that personally

    • @Nononcense77
      @Nononcense77 3 роки тому +8

      Jimmy: so I started roasting

    • @wownero7785
      @wownero7785 3 роки тому

      and his mum too

    • @Pagliacci_Rex
      @Pagliacci_Rex 3 роки тому

      Jimmy: Cowabunga it is.

    • @luke_mckay
      @luke_mckay 9 місяців тому +1

      Jimmy carr: So Guy-In-Crowd's mum.....

  • @SILENTSLICE50
    @SILENTSLICE50 5 років тому +70

    You light up ours lives..with absolute darkness. Thank you Mr. Carr

  • @uniqueflowsnake
    @uniqueflowsnake 5 років тому +369

    Real cool of you to put up a whole show. Real cool. Thank you.

  • @iconoclast137
    @iconoclast137 Рік тому +7

    i love how he actively encourages hecklers and makes it a whole part of his act

  • @Potato-qv6hq
    @Potato-qv6hq 5 років тому +509

    The only comedian in the world who can make audience laugh just by laughing.

  • @poppyfield1619
    @poppyfield1619 4 роки тому +358

    " I don't care if it looks racist that's a massive rucksack and I'm getting off the bus" 😂😂😅

  • @alisonn7200
    @alisonn7200 4 роки тому +763

    "My first wife was from Thailand and she died of testicular cancer". Only Jimmy Carr could deliver that joke.

    • @robertbrookes2000
      @robertbrookes2000 4 роки тому +6

      Frankie Boyle.

    • @MrEvanNoyes
      @MrEvanNoyes 3 роки тому +2

      Norton

    • @mylovesongs2429
      @mylovesongs2429 3 роки тому

      Dave Attell could expand upon that joke and make it world class!

    • @cameronmaden6268
      @cameronmaden6268 3 роки тому +2

      @@MrEvanNoyes not enough brexit bashing and trump hating for mr norton

    • @TheADHDad
      @TheADHDad 3 роки тому

      Tsssss! Cause she was a man or sumptin!

  • @ericanderson735
    @ericanderson735 Рік тому +6

    Still some of the best crowd work ever, he is so unbelievably quick witted it’s hard to believe !

  • @KlepticHeist
    @KlepticHeist 5 років тому +158

    I actually like how the audience are good sports about his jokes, it makes them way funnier when the people he's talking to laugh along with them.

  • @Аку-ю7ф
    @Аку-ю7ф 5 років тому +1757

    “They say that laughter is the best medicine, so maybe just maybe, if we keep laughing at people in wheelchairs....”

    • @caniscerulean
      @caniscerulean 5 років тому +5

      Crying is the generic alternative...

    • @brightwelllamin
      @brightwelllamin 5 років тому +6

      Sbeve 🤞🏼😬🤞🏼

    • @jameswebb2759
      @jameswebb2759 5 років тому +13

      On my way to a hospital now.
      I'll let you know what happens

    • @bigbossimmotal
      @bigbossimmotal 5 років тому +40

      I've been in a chair for 16years now. Laughed my ass off on that one. :-)

    • @poppyfield1619
      @poppyfield1619 4 роки тому +4

      @@bigbossimmotal it really was a great one liner!

  • @floatinggoose9197
    @floatinggoose9197 5 років тому +718

    Holy shit. New content. 10 year old new content but still, Thanks Jimmy. Not enough top tier comedians do much with their UA-cam. Good on ya mate, thanks for uploading

    • @floatinggoose9197
      @floatinggoose9197 5 років тому +15

      @Rich West Yea, I noticed pretty shortly after I commented. Still nice to have the full show up, instead of watching other peoples channels who have edited all his content together

    • @IrenaDeacon
      @IrenaDeacon 5 років тому

      I wonder what is his newest content because I'm trying to find it all over and I can't find anything new. Did he stop doing comedy does anybody know what happened?

    • @floatinggoose9197
      @floatinggoose9197 5 років тому

      @@IrenaDeacon does a British TV game show, and it's just take your time off. Not all Comics put a special out every year

    • @floatinggoose9197
      @floatinggoose9197 5 років тому

      @@IrenaDeacon or he's dead

    • @rabbitphobia
      @rabbitphobia 5 років тому +1

      You do realise Jimmy Carr is not actually replying right? Anyone can start a channel using any name that's available, I just thought you should know this before you get too disappointed when he doesn't reply.

  • @jaakkot9661
    @jaakkot9661 3 роки тому +91

    He's the comedian that makes everyone terrified if he targets you in the audience!

    • @NatandGeorge
      @NatandGeorge 3 роки тому +9

      You're fine if you didn't elicit it by heckling. He's kindly to those he just chooses to help out.

    • @jillsandwitch67
      @jillsandwitch67 Рік тому +2

      his face is enough to terrify me

  • @raven7350
    @raven7350 5 років тому +82

    1 hour 30 mins of pure gold, this guy is a machine and never fails one;)

  • @Lukevin99
    @Lukevin99 5 років тому +331

    "It's easy to tell if your house is haunted. It isn't. Grow up" LOL This man's hilarious

  • @jcadaver7327
    @jcadaver7327 2 роки тому +5

    This guy is great, He tosses a lot of what I call comedy grenades, you have to think for a split second then the punchline goes off, hes a master at it.

  • @papasquat.
    @papasquat. 4 роки тому +2675

    “I can do a mean Michael Jackson impression,wanna here it?”
    “Great I just need a child volunteer that can keep a secret”

    • @poppyfield1619
      @poppyfield1619 4 роки тому +12

      😆

    • @yammmit
      @yammmit 4 роки тому +13

      ThatsKindaBs • hear*

    • @strikersub1814
      @strikersub1814 4 роки тому +1

      thanks Micheal

    • @yammmit
      @yammmit 4 роки тому +40

      fenderstratguy it was a funny joke. if you don’t like edgy jokes i’m not sure why you’re here because that is jimmy’s entire style.

    • @ItsMeStrider
      @ItsMeStrider 4 роки тому +19

      @@fenderstratguy lmao you're a gigantic hypocrite

  • @sameeryadav2893
    @sameeryadav2893 5 років тому +226

    Thank you so much for this full video please keep uploading other full stand up videos.

  • @ermagerd101
    @ermagerd101 5 років тому +49

    An hour and a half of solid humour! Thanks Jimmy for putting in the effort. Loved the witty replies to the hecklers.

  • @reecegeorgens1755
    @reecegeorgens1755 3 роки тому +313

    My man who bought his fiancé a bread maker instead of an engagement ring took make me a sandwich to a whole new level.

    • @Nabooze
      @Nabooze 3 роки тому +1

      I dont get it

    • @NatandGeorge
      @NatandGeorge 3 роки тому +10

      @@Nabooze it's cliche for a certain type of hairy knuckled man to demand "his" woman make him asandwich (she's only good for in the kitchen); Reece is suggesting this guy was being up-front about this attitude by giving her a breadmaker to seal their engagement.

    • @Nabooze
      @Nabooze 3 роки тому +2

      @@NatandGeorge oh damn thanks for explaining

    • @im2goodm839
      @im2goodm839 3 роки тому +1

      @@NatandGeorge also she can use the bread maker to make the sandwich😂

    • @hokagejason4732
      @hokagejason4732 2 роки тому +1

      @@NatandGeorge you mixed it up, he gave her a bread maker simply as a present. She in return gave him a breadmaker later in the future as an engagement present because she was still upset about it. Honestly seems petty on her end in my opinion. I don't think buying a bread maker is inherently a "make me a sandwich" type gesture. It could be sure, depending on the person who gave it and the circumstance, but home made bread is delicious I wouldn't be mad at a bread maker.

  • @LoBoToM81
    @LoBoToM81 4 роки тому +78

    49:50 I'm Polish but I've always loved Monty Python's and I'm glad that this type I humour: no taboo, no topics too grave to joke about, laughing at oneself, is still percent in British culture. Loved it. Keep up the Lord's work.

  • @officialmaxrebo
    @officialmaxrebo 5 років тому +2141

    American Humour : *Dark Mode*
    British Humour : *Midnight Mode*

    • @atheistninjadude
      @atheistninjadude 5 років тому +96

      Musical Humor: Depeche Mode

    • @officialmaxrebo
      @officialmaxrebo 5 років тому +21

      Philosophy Ball Z *_*gently whispers_*_ reach out and touch faith*_

    • @stmando
      @stmando 4 роки тому +19

      Voice Chat Humour: Obama Mode

    • @jwinnfield9192
      @jwinnfield9192 4 роки тому +9

      surely British would be After Dark

    • @KitNoxious
      @KitNoxious 4 роки тому +17

      Australian humour: no fuckin sun mode

  • @hampus6647
    @hampus6647 4 роки тому +360

    "If a woman can see funny side of life, she's less likely to press charges" hahahaha
    46:24

  • @Jester-rk1xn
    @Jester-rk1xn 3 роки тому +340

    Damn, I love his sense of humor. Some people aren’t as brave enough to make jokes that might offend people nowadays. That’s what is going to be wrong with comedy in the future.

    • @letmerephrasethat5208
      @letmerephrasethat5208 3 роки тому +3

      Maybe so, but I feel that scenario must surely be hundreds and hundreds of milliseconds away

    • @Dribin
      @Dribin 3 роки тому +4

      True, but keep in mind this special came out years ago.

    • @vegass04
      @vegass04 3 роки тому +2

      He is brilliant, no questions about it. But he's sadly not the author of most of his jokes, they are written for him.

    • @jamesmurphy8676
      @jamesmurphy8676 3 роки тому +1

      @@vegass04 you sure bro?

    • @vegass04
      @vegass04 3 роки тому +4

      @@jamesmurphy8676 Yap. He's got writers for most of his jokes..

  • @peterbrottman7187
    @peterbrottman7187 4 роки тому +139

    "I did Countdown recently, the TV Show, not Dracula's special needs brother." Brilliant, just fucking brilliant!

  • @jmaraman3869
    @jmaraman3869 4 роки тому +70

    I’m not British but I just discovered this guy he’s great

    • @Liaaaam
      @Liaaaam 4 роки тому

      Check out Roy Chubby Brown & Paul Chowdhry :)

  • @Waltham1892
    @Waltham1892 5 років тому +9317

    He looks like a ventriloquist's dummy that's gone off on a solo career.

    • @royjonesrampage6684
      @royjonesrampage6684 5 років тому +210

      Waltham1892 even laughs like one

    • @Waltham1892
      @Waltham1892 5 років тому +104

      @@royjonesrampage6684 Now that you mention it, yes...

    • @2000dhruvagarwal
      @2000dhruvagarwal 5 років тому +81

      This is the best comment ever 😂

    • @batters4718
      @batters4718 5 років тому +57

      Wow you're so original. Oh wait...

    • @carlfranz6805
      @carlfranz6805 5 років тому +18

      And a very successful one indeed.

  • @lyndsay2354
    @lyndsay2354 3 роки тому +13

    Watching this at 2.42am. I am not well. This has perked me up lol

  • @Greater_Toronto_Productions
    @Greater_Toronto_Productions 4 роки тому +14

    This is why I love watching Jimmy Carr because he doesn’t care who you are what your opinion is he will tell a joke and if you don’t like it get out because he’s not a bad guy he just does a thing called Comedy
    The thing that requires jokes you know when you laugh
    So if anyone has a problem with Jimmy then you shouldn’t watch him because it’s his humour and he won’t back down and it’s great!!!

  • @NicoSavio2395
    @NicoSavio2395 4 роки тому +454

    "has anyone in here actually seen a ghost?"
    "whoooo"
    wait a minute...

  • @THEREALBLU13
    @THEREALBLU13 4 роки тому +50

    I still love the “where’s Alan” bait

  • @imaginableAudio
    @imaginableAudio Рік тому +10

    I never saw Jimmy Carr before, i have to say, his humor is very witty and unique. I was laughing more than I normally would. Great Job! You sir are a great comedian

  • @buscapee
    @buscapee 3 роки тому +70

    Very impressive. He gets those joke off like a machine gun

  • @NatandGeorge
    @NatandGeorge 4 роки тому +114

    Don't heckle Jimmy -- you ain't smart enough, & you WILL lose!

    • @gymnasiast90
      @gymnasiast90 3 роки тому +13

      No, DO heckle Jimmy. It's funnier for the rest of us. ;)

    • @NatandGeorge
      @NatandGeorge 3 роки тому +1

      @@gymnasiast90 fair point. But the point remains, they ain't smart enough & they DO lose! But funnily.

    • @xxashley314xx
      @xxashley314xx 2 роки тому

      @@NatandGeorge what's ain't short for?

  • @XmanSully
    @XmanSully 5 років тому +143

    03:43 the bit about being hysteric when the landline rings - that is spot on. It's only there to keep my PTSD on high alert mode

    • @alexf7377
      @alexf7377 5 років тому +9

      When my landline rings, I need to decide whether to be highly abusive, or string the 'microsoft support department' along for as long as possible. Managed 45 minutes so far, but would really like to achieve the full hour.

    • @zawar8225
      @zawar8225 5 років тому +3

      @@alexf7377 I achieved at least 9 hours once it was hilarious

  • @fecchitheillustrator
    @fecchitheillustrator 2 роки тому +11

    Hearing a raven noise coming out of his mouth in the middle of his jokes at random times is just priceless.

  • @itsonlyentertainment2937
    @itsonlyentertainment2937 4 роки тому +60

    I'm a big Jimmy Carr fan, but Toby's "tickets to this show" heckle was genuinely funny

    • @Katstandfield
      @Katstandfield 4 роки тому +6

      My sons name is Toby, I was crying laughing with the "Tobys mum" insults
      *Gasp* Tobys mum ate him!

    • @insomniacbritgaming1632
      @insomniacbritgaming1632 4 роки тому +3

      You could see Jimmy truly laugh at that heckle

  • @patriciaxxx4162
    @patriciaxxx4162 5 років тому +120

    Finally I found one that last more then a few minutes. (Show) 😄

    • @sadarka1
      @sadarka1 5 років тому +11

      my ex is still looking for one of those (not a show)

    • @geared4war
      @geared4war 5 років тому +5

      title of your sex tape.

    • @Animebryan2
      @Animebryan2 5 років тому +3

      You know there's a search filter option for videos that are at least 20+ minutes right?

    • @patriciaxxx4162
      @patriciaxxx4162 5 років тому +2

      @@Animebryan2
      Yes.......

    • @krissilsil5272
      @krissilsil5272 5 років тому +3

      than

  • @veteranredbeard6222
    @veteranredbeard6222 3 роки тому +542

    As an american, I have never googled so much during a show lol

    • @yeetmskeet3441
      @yeetmskeet3441 3 роки тому +8

      Anything specific you needed to search?

    • @zanecraig962
      @zanecraig962 3 роки тому +9

      Rachel riley. She is just a producer

    • @simeondermaats
      @simeondermaats 3 роки тому +20

      @@zanecraig962 But she's also... so much more than that

    • @yeetmskeet3441
      @yeetmskeet3441 3 роки тому +2

      @@simeondermaats Agreed

    • @russellsingleton4191
      @russellsingleton4191 3 роки тому +20

      @@zanecraig962 Watch ''8 out of 10 cats does countdown" however you can. Trust me

  • @beautifulblackbeauty8641
    @beautifulblackbeauty8641 3 роки тому +7

    The speed of Jimmy’s mind is astounding. I’d love to sit and have a chat with him!

  • @benrhysf
    @benrhysf 5 років тому +465

    Count Down, not Dracula’s special needs brother, SUCH A BRILLIANT JOKE🤣🤣🤣

    • @marieadesola5275
      @marieadesola5275 5 років тому +5

      Ooooo shii...i Just got it!!😂😂😂😂

    • @LAnonHubbard
      @LAnonHubbard 5 років тому +7

      I had to pause the video at that point and think about it. When I got it, I did laugh out loud.

    • @alexandrapascal6744
      @alexandrapascal6744 5 років тому +4

      Hilarious. It took a moment to get it though

    • @sonofabrick2945
      @sonofabrick2945 5 років тому +4

      Haha I saw that on cats does countdown I laughed 😂

    • @MemeGang420
      @MemeGang420 5 років тому +1

      I don't get it x_x

  • @antred11
    @antred11 5 років тому +83

    That guy is one of THE best stand-up comedians I've ever heard / seen! 🤪

    • @sarahbee3868
      @sarahbee3868 5 років тому +4

      Did you see him on the Rob Lowe Roast? It was savage.

  • @obibomb6431
    @obibomb6431 4 роки тому +156

    “Your not grading potato paintings are you?”
    I’m dying inside! 😂🤣

  • @jackmag4056
    @jackmag4056 3 роки тому +14

    That long joke he told at the end was well worth the wait 😂😂😂😂

  • @hugorezende199
    @hugorezende199 4 роки тому +31

    Courage for the people for talking with Carr and explaining stories and answering questions. Really nice to see that interaction.

  • @andrewfrancis7272
    @andrewfrancis7272 5 років тому +80

    These are dire times for public humour, but there's always the few exceptions to the general rule. Jimmy is one of them. Long may he make us laugh (to the chagrin of the Guardian newspaper).

    • @andrewfrancis7272
      @andrewfrancis7272 5 років тому +1

      @@J5X7 He came out to Australia and sold out. It wasn't at the invitation of the Melbourne Comedy Festival we had recently. Make of that what you will.

    • @seanp8220
      @seanp8220 5 років тому +1

      @Get Out Of The Wall Grover I'd rather forget about Izzard yes

    • @MossyMos
      @MossyMos 5 років тому +1

      Are you sure you did not simply read an Opinion piece by someone who posts opinions on the Guardian? I know these things can be confusing. But come on, if you really try to wrap your mind around it you might just realise you are pre-disposed to dipshit ideas of how any newspaper operates.
      Take care.

  • @acrocurious8023
    @acrocurious8023 5 років тому +13

    As an American I've only seen Jimmy Carr as a host in clips of BIg Fat Quiz and the like. This was great! Sharp witty, I'm a fan. I will look for other stuff. Thank you for putting this out there.

    • @the_SolLoser
      @the_SolLoser 5 років тому

      He is on netflix

    • @NatandGeorge
      @NatandGeorge 3 роки тому

      I first saw him as hosrt on "Distraction" game show when it played over here in North America briefly.

  • @dragames
    @dragames 3 роки тому +21

    no matter how many times I watch this, I still laugh

  • @cherub73au
    @cherub73au 4 роки тому +383

    I always thought his laughter was fake, as he sounded like a dying crow! He is actually much funnier live.

    • @raskolnikovsghost2701
      @raskolnikovsghost2701 4 роки тому +22

      Where did you hear him dead?

    • @itachi-fj1so
      @itachi-fj1so 4 роки тому +2

      @@raskolnikovsghost2701 are you serious ?

    • @neverjethot
      @neverjethot 4 роки тому +5

      @@raskolnikovsghost2701 ha ha haaaah!

    • @bigboredthing
      @bigboredthing 3 роки тому +12

      He's great live. I had the pleasure of meeting him about 10 years ago after a show. Genuinely a lovely bloke, enjoyed having a chat with him.

    • @bargun3943
      @bargun3943 2 роки тому

      it is fake, he's said it before

  • @theyonlycomeoutwhenitsquiet
    @theyonlycomeoutwhenitsquiet 5 років тому +10

    I think I love the fact that you’re also an intelligent man under all the crudity. You’ve had some really good insights in your comedy, threaded through almost by accident

  • @okthen842
    @okthen842 5 років тому +509

    Jimmy Carr? Full show? Depression solved 😁

  • @Officialmryuck
    @Officialmryuck 3 роки тому +19

    I'm so glad I found about this guy. Much love from 🇺🇸.

    • @rneedham667
      @rneedham667 3 роки тому +2

      You need to watch The big fat quiz! He host it and its Great! There on you tube

    • @Officialmryuck
      @Officialmryuck 3 роки тому +1

      @@rneedham667 I've been binge watching this game show since you suggested it. Thank you btw ☺ 💓

  • @trevanminnig3499
    @trevanminnig3499 4 роки тому +770

    I’ll be honest, I used to hate this comedy because it was “too offensive,” but I realize the older I get, this is great 😂

  • @akisadiamond
    @akisadiamond 4 роки тому +128

    Alright, since he brought it up, let's talk bad gifts. I'll start: my dad got me some office supplies for my tenth birthday. I later found out he didn't even buy them, he forgot about my birthday and just wrapped what looked the most unused on his desk.

    • @ilnuovomanzoni
      @ilnuovomanzoni 4 роки тому +15

      My girlfriend gave me a sticker to put on my car key...

    • @glorygiraffe6317
      @glorygiraffe6317 3 роки тому +8

      My ex gave me a nose hair trimmer for christmas.. it was well deserved all i gave her was concert tickets (with plane tickets and hotell) and a necklace she was drooling over.

    • @selenajarv8763
      @selenajarv8763 3 роки тому

      Thats just sad

    • @davinpeterson79
      @davinpeterson79 3 роки тому

      @@glorygiraffe6317 that's your fault, not hers

  • @seanoreilly1832
    @seanoreilly1832 4 роки тому +17

    Man this guy killed this room. Killed it.

  • @scchouhansanjay
    @scchouhansanjay 3 роки тому +17

    it's so fast that my laughs are getting overlapped.

  • @alexparadise91
    @alexparadise91 5 років тому +141

    It’s like 3 in the morning and I choked on my drink when he said
    “A threesome with two girls means he’s thinking of you. So you have someone to talk to afterwards”

  • @mlamontagne03
    @mlamontagne03 4 роки тому +57

    dwarfs get over-looked. i can say that; they look up to me. brilliant!

  • @alisonn7200
    @alisonn7200 4 роки тому +400

    "Every night after the show, I have attractive women banging on my dressing room door and sometimes I let them out". Love it.

    • @texasray5237
      @texasray5237 4 роки тому +1

      Woody Allen thanks you.

    • @Nic560
      @Nic560 4 роки тому

      He copied that off dean martin

  • @hojo_sosec
    @hojo_sosec 11 місяців тому +1

    Hands down his best Special. Hope they release the Extended and Uncut version of this

  • @Geohillierneo
    @Geohillierneo 4 роки тому +49

    I love the thought of Rachel Riley watching this!

    • @davidseddon2157
      @davidseddon2157 3 роки тому +4

      I love the thought of Rachel Riley!

    • @kevinflemming1982
      @kevinflemming1982 3 роки тому

      That was my exact thought upon reading the above comment as well. /tiphat

  • @LasTCursE69
    @LasTCursE69 5 років тому +20

    This guy is hands down my favourite comedian

  • @EmmaRiddle543
    @EmmaRiddle543 4 роки тому +68

    I like how he interacts with the audience

  • @ZalmanKrause
    @ZalmanKrause Рік тому +5

    I’ve seen this 80 times lol

  • @HDGamer2424
    @HDGamer2424 3 роки тому +77

    Funny thing is, they paid to see him, I didn't.
    Every gag was great. Loved it.

  • @herzart212
    @herzart212 4 роки тому +11

    Dear Jimmy
    .... you are a real treat to my German soul. Best medicine to all of me .

  • @anthonybensonjr6949
    @anthonybensonjr6949 3 роки тому +3

    My face hurts its so hard to be quiet when he opens his mouth a tells jokes I love it 👏👏👏

  • @MiladJPanah
    @MiladJPanah 5 років тому +39

    I can't even remember my phone number and that guy smashed one liners after another.

  • @anisatrash4724
    @anisatrash4724 4 роки тому +1062

    He is basically Stewie Griffin like 30 years in the future...

  • @ppumpkin3282
    @ppumpkin3282 5 років тому +623

    Jimmy: "Did any one ever walk in on someone having sex?"
    Fan: "I did"
    Jimmy "did you get an eyeful?"
    That one slipped by me the first time.

  • @johnnysothersack6829
    @johnnysothersack6829 3 роки тому +9

    18:31 lmao I love how he references where he thought of that joke. It was on an episode of countdown earlier in the year but with a different twist. But he managed repackage the joke and make it better lmao awesome

    • @NatandGeorge
      @NatandGeorge 3 роки тому

      He probably owns the rights to Countdown jokes.

  • @bigfatcabbage8911
    @bigfatcabbage8911 4 роки тому +34

    I love how after the audience laugh at the jokes and Jimmy then laughs and there is a different Set of laughter again

  • @LostWhits
    @LostWhits 5 років тому +7

    The puncture repair kit was a fantastic little addition to the show. Glad Jimmy appreciated it.

  • @grindingspider
    @grindingspider Рік тому +13

    I was practicing drawing human beans in different poses and somehow found this. You maintain such a perfect posture it's actually scary. Too bad I couldn't draw anything because I was gasping for air because I've laughed for an hour straight

    • @Chief_Bill
      @Chief_Bill Рік тому +5

      Well that's quite a way to discover him 💀

    • @escapegoat32
      @escapegoat32 Рік тому +1

      What do human beans look like?

  • @praxis6172
    @praxis6172 4 роки тому +15

    I'm glad we have UA-cam, I know it has negative aspects.I found Jimmy and was lucky enough to see him live in my city Vancouver.

  • @MuayThaiSabaiSabai
    @MuayThaiSabaiSabai 4 роки тому +22

    1:04:00 That incredible joy on his face
    Priceless

    • @evanpeterson7585
      @evanpeterson7585 4 роки тому +5

      He was so happy to hear that lmao

    • @AJ-rd4ng
      @AJ-rd4ng 4 роки тому +2

      Definitely!!! 😂😂😂