+Maran Nebbeling In my head I had this whole scenario right outta the movie Catch me if you can, where Tom Hanks is flying with Frank Abegnale (Leo Decaprio) and imagining the two of them having the same flight.
The funny thing is Bill didn't need to down waters to get up and go to the bathroom lol he could have just gone regardless. But he was so excited that he went all out.
@@standman6832 Holy shit. Yeah. And the worst part is that she's a she. There is nothing so insufferable as a teenaged girl. I'm amazed any of us live to see adulthood.
+darko markovsky Man I dont give a fuck what episode it is, Bill seriously needs to appear on Louie. Every current stand up comedian got a part on it except ol' freckles. Hell even Joey Roses ovaaaa thaaaaa got a paht....
+Talal Ahmed well I think Bill now owes Louie a favour after he subbed for him in the last Patrice O Neal benefit so who knows if he does another Louie series ol Billy balls may be on there or maybe Louie will do a guest spot on F is for family as let's face it Louie has no problem doing a Maasachussets accent
When my baby mama start acting up I say “why you going to Indianapolis Bill” and I always smile my way out of the situation. Have to listen to this at least once a year lol
Hahahaha "why are you goin to indianapolis bill???" I swear to god mate, im moving house and im packing all my shit up and when he got to that bit I literally almost fell over from laughing, this bloke is the best stand up comedian round at the moment, he never fails to make me laugh! Keep up the good work Bill!
Screw you guys! He caught me at Wal-Mart with that one. I'm listening with my beats headphones just walking around listening. When I heard "why you going to Indianapolis Bill" I know i was loud but not how loud because everyone started looking at me. I couldn't hold it. Omg fucking brilliant!!!
Listening to Bill tell this story on Joe Rogan and they're like you should have taken a video of this guy... wtf why? Bill's story is all you need you unfunny douche
Its BIll's little "tribute" (i guess we could call it) to one of the greatest comedians of all time Jerry Lewis. Lewis used to say it and it became one of his trademarks as a comedian. Thats why when Bill says it, he goes into that high pitch, nasal voice. To imitate the way Lewis used to say it.
i'm from Indiana I can explain this. That kid took a bunch of xanax or valium so he would sleep through the plane ride. Being a druggie from Indiana he had a slight tolerance built up. Instead of passing right out, he blacked out and started talking shit like most white boys do when they black out. Finally the drugs took completely over and he fell into a deep sleep. When he woke up, he might have remembered bits and pieces of what he said to the guy next to him, but to him, he can't tell if it really happened or if he just dreamed all of that. He waits to see if Bill is going to say anything in which case he would have realized he wasn't dreaming, but not a word is spoken, so that kid to this day doesn't know if that really happened or not, unless he listened to Bill tell this story.
This might be my favorite story he has ever told. Cooking dinner and listening to this caused a royal mess haha. It'd be amazing to animate this whole thing.
Bill Burr, out of all the podcasts and every single stand up special I've watched, dude you've made me piss my pants laughing my ass off pretty much every time. Keep the wheel rolling and make as many realistic people as I am piss their pants in gut-wrenching laughter!
honestly, every time i am reminded of this, i wish bill burr's fans would collective send fan mail to him, just asking "Why are you going Indianapolis Bill?"
No matter how many times I hear it, "Why you going to Indianapolis Bill?" Kills me.
it's the fucking best
Fucking kills hahahaa
why you going to Indianapolis, Bill?
😂😂😂
Me too,so funny.
This story is fucking legendary
no lie. listening to it for the millionth time lol.
@@bigcityclipz7033 same brotha
@@georgeharrison1182 never gets old 🤣🤣
Why are you commenting on this story Fryeswing?
@@MrDavital1 what a strange, yet intriguing, question.
"There's no water, there's no board. HERE'S MY SMIRK."
dead.
Bill "you can fall asleep at noon facing the sun" burr 😂
This had me absolutely howling with laughter. The way he says "Why are you going to Indianapolis Bill" at about 14 minutes nearly killed me.
I died at that part, too.
+Jollyboy111 And that signature Burr laugh right after it is so damn contagious hahaha
So goood
Eternal Mirth Me too 😂😂
Sounds like Jack Nicholson
"Spy Juice" lmao never gets old.
Why you going to Indianapolis, Bill?
+Darius Your profile pic is now what I imagine the dude looked like. and that makes it funnier
Lmaooo
bornstandin lmao are you mad? Jerry OBVIOUSLY destroys crowds lol
Darius mr dewars!
this is the only thing i am gonna say to him should i ever run into him at the airport
When he said, "Why you going to Indianapolis, Bill?" I pictured that being said by Jack Nicholson in The Shining...
Haha! Same here! "Here's Johnny!!!"
in Self Control in the plane with Sandler
Eduardo Aguilar gimmie the bat. Stop swingin the bat.
Lol that's exactly who I pictured
Why ya going to Indianapolis, Bill...
***** That part killed me hahaha
Lmfaooo
+Maran Nebbeling This had me ACTUALLY, LITERALLY dying laughting, i almost couldn't breathe. (Haven't had such a laugh in 6 years)
WolfBlaz I know, my stomach hurt SO much after that one
+Maran Nebbeling In my head I had this whole scenario right outta the movie Catch me if you can, where Tom Hanks is flying with Frank Abegnale (Leo Decaprio) and imagining the two of them having the same flight.
Eight years later I come looking for this story. I’ve never forgotten the way he says “why you going to Indianapolis Bill.”
"Fuck...I just said 'bomb'..." hahahahaha
LMFAO!!!!!!
*Why you going to Indianapolis, Bill?!!!* 14:00 LOL
That change in tone, it's minus the aggression? Where was that statement going to , to whom?? One of the great mysteries. :D
The only man to weaponise an eye pillow
I can listen to this man talk about paint drying for 20 minutes, would still crack the fuck up.
Yeah he's great.
“Hit that button, I wanna see what the pilot looks like”😂😂 bill burr is an absolutely hilarious guy😂
Oh man I love the way Bill tells this story. You just KNOW the guy he's describing.
"Maybe I invented the Cheesecake Factory people are thinking " lol
"why you going to Indianapolis Bill?" omg I have tears
Favorite part: He starts drinking more waters so he can go to the bathroom and make that guy lose his mind, LOL.
The funny thing is Bill didn't need to down waters to get up and go to the bathroom lol he could have just gone regardless. But he was so excited that he went all out.
“He just watched Person of Interest”
😂😂😂
I've listened to this 10 times now and it's still hilarious.
Life is great. Nobody asked but u felt like sharing. Thank you. Made me laugh
Spy juice hahahahahaha!
ikr, that was hilarious.
Absolutely cried at "Why you going to Indianapolis, Bill?"
Bill, you're a fucking genius.
My 6 year old might find that sort of thing to be clever.
@@amberthut And now he’s a TEENAGEH! *moves away from mic to yell word*
@@standman6832 Holy shit. Yeah. And the worst part is that she's a she. There is nothing so insufferable as a teenaged girl. I'm amazed any of us live to see adulthood.
How has nobody animated this yet?
John Notmylastname cause it’s like 20 minutes long
Give it time. Or.. Take initiative and do it yourself. Learn Flash.
Im on it
Zalinki for real? That would be awesome! I’m subbed so I’ll see it 🤙🏼
@@Zalinki subbed!
"What was it , fucking spy juice?! " 😂😂😂
An eye pillow is always a big hit with the LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYDEEEEEEEEEZ
"The male stewardess" LMAO
I would love to see this animated. It would be truly brilliant
Full on Ryan Gosling, HAHAHA
This story is gold, Bill is hilarious
SOTV
*Okay, **_now_** I'm concerned*
This story will always be gold.
I've come back for this story at least six times over the years. Best Burr bit of all time.
this is one of the greatest stories ever told.
this should be a louie episode. with Bill
+darko markovsky Man I dont give a fuck what episode it is, Bill seriously needs to appear on Louie. Every current stand up comedian got a part on it except ol' freckles. Hell even Joey Roses ovaaaa thaaaaa got a paht....
+darko markovsky Imagine Bill playing the psycho and staring into Louie's eyes says "WHY YA GOING TO INDIANAPOLIS LOUIE" lol
+Talal Ahmed well I think Bill now owes Louie a favour after he subbed for him in the last Patrice O Neal benefit so who knows if he does another Louie series ol Billy balls may be on there or maybe Louie will do a guest spot on F is for family as let's face it Louie has no problem doing a Maasachussets accent
@@TheHehe1223 imagining Bill as the nut and Louie as Bill makes this 10x funnier
This has not aged well..
I love that Bill thinks he was being a prick, when it sounds like he was being nicer about it than almost anybody else would've been.
When my baby mama start acting up I say “why you going to Indianapolis Bill” and I always smile my way out of the situation. Have to listen to this at least once a year lol
Hahahaha "why are you goin to indianapolis bill???" I swear to god mate, im moving house and im packing all my shit up and when he got to that bit I literally almost fell over from laughing, this bloke is the best stand up comedian round at the moment, he never fails to make me laugh! Keep up the good work Bill!
Im a bit confused. Didnt the brits invent english? Mate means sexual partner. Lmao.
@@boostedb18b14 DUDE
@@boostedb18b14well if they invented English they probably know better what English word means no? Lmao
Ive had a few drinks, so its time to listen to this one again
This deserves 10 million views. More people needs to hear this, one of the greatest Bill stories ever.
Big mistake listening to this at work.. I almost burst out laughing at 14:00 "why you going to Indianapolis Bill?"
***** same here hahaaahahahah. i think the people in the office are getting used to it lollllll
Screw you guys! He caught me at Wal-Mart with that one. I'm listening with my beats headphones just walking around listening. When I heard "why you going to Indianapolis Bill" I know i was loud but not how loud because everyone started looking at me. I couldn't hold it. Omg fucking brilliant!!!
SPY JUICE
Bill is such a good story teller. I love listening to him.
Listening to Bill tell this story on Joe Rogan and they're like you should have taken a video of this guy... wtf why? Bill's story is all you need you unfunny douche
This is what introduced me to Bill, and I always come back to this once in a while.
Lmao... I don't have to answer your questions... Absolutely kills me
13:30 lol, holy fuck, this fucker is too funny.
yeah lol, he is awesome.
Gotta love the LADYYYY that is on Bill's side :D We need more of these people everywhere!
On of the best airplane stories I've ever heard!
This is literally the funniest story I've ever heard
Bill's laugh is hilarious.
When he woke up and you guys started landing, I'd have just leaned in and whispered "why are you going to Indianapolis?" into his ear.
Irate Mollusk 😂😂😂😂
Best plane story ever
most indispensable item on a plane? a pair of fucking ear phones.
Or a Chinese kid
This is my favorite Bill Burr story ever
Had a dewer's just because of this.
+dre857 I had to look up what Dewar's was.
Are you the psycho who sat next to bill haha
14:03 WHY THE EFF is that so funny. Im like dying at work rn.
13:58 I laughed so hard I got a nosebleed
"The LADY!!!" Hahahahahahaha 7:45
Keith Sullivan Does this saying of his have an origin? Or did he just start saying it in a podcast and kept rolling with it?
Its BIll's little "tribute" (i guess we could call it) to one of the greatest comedians of all time Jerry Lewis. Lewis used to say it and it became one of his trademarks as a comedian. Thats why when Bill says it, he goes into that high pitch, nasal voice. To imitate the way Lewis used to say it.
Ahh I see. Thanks for the input.
The hardest laugh I've had in years.
i'm from Indiana I can explain this. That kid took a bunch of xanax or valium so he would sleep through the plane ride. Being a druggie from Indiana he had a slight tolerance built up. Instead of passing right out, he blacked out and started talking shit like most white boys do when they black out. Finally the drugs took completely over and he fell into a deep sleep. When he woke up, he might have remembered bits and pieces of what he said to the guy next to him, but to him, he can't tell if it really happened or if he just dreamed all of that. He waits to see if Bill is going to say anything in which case he would have realized he wasn't dreaming, but not a word is spoken, so that kid to this day doesn't know if that really happened or not, unless he listened to Bill tell this story.
Ladies and gentleman, we found the passenger!! ^
God damn, this story had me rolling. I could just picture little Billy Burr sitting there with his angelic red headed little smile
This was pure gold.. absolutely hilarious
Make this into an animation!
I went to see you that year in indianapolis.You're a sweetheart Bill Burr💖💖💖
And you were funny as fuck in the "Nalolis" that night lol!!!!
+zoe stary thank you
+zoe stary thank you
Why did you go to Indianspolis, starisesun7692?
I love this story I come back to hear it a lot
I've seen animations of a lot of bills bits and rants but never this one. This one NEEDS one so bad.
Why ya going to Indianapolis Billlll....? Hahahaha this is one of my favorite stories ever!
man Bill should have invited him to one of his shows in Indianapolis
I first heard this like 5 years ago, and to this day, whenever I hear the name of the city of Indianapolis I think of Bill
lmao this whole podcast is hilarious but I really lost it when the asshole started describing jail like a Law and Order episode.
what ep. tho
Best.story.ever.
Why are going to Indianapolis bill? One of, if not the most legendary moment on Bills podcast ever!
His airplane stories are always the best!!!
Why ya goin to Indianapolis, Bill.... hahahahaha so good
Why can't these things happen to me? Laughed my ass off - this is better than his standup even.
i swear everytime Bill says "lady" i have to resist pissing on myself
"I wanna' see what the pilot looks like". haha
still one of my favorite videos on youtube, I come back every few years to re watch it
Why you going to Indianapolis Bill? o_o
how come funny shit like this only happens to comedians?
This might be my favorite story he has ever told. Cooking dinner and listening to this caused a royal mess haha. It'd be amazing to animate this whole thing.
Bill, you have made flying and waiting in an airport significantly better with your hilarious stories. Thank you sir!
At first you laugh because it's hilarious, but then his wheezing laugh keeps you laughing.
Bill Burr, out of all the podcasts and every single stand up special I've watched, dude you've made me piss my pants laughing my ass off pretty much every time. Keep the wheel rolling and make as many realistic people as I am piss their pants in gut-wrenching laughter!
the number of times I had to hit the pause button to regain my composure at work is astounding
“Oh you’re going to love it, you’re going to be able to see Lucas oil field” 😂
One of the all time great stories
This story is unreal, amazing.
One of the best stories I've evdr heard.. Hello from Cork Ireland x
honestly, every time i am reminded of this, i wish bill burr's fans would collective send fan mail to him, just asking "Why are you going Indianapolis Bill?"
So happy I found this story. I remember hearing it on the podcast years ago
I love how Bill will come back and reference this every once and while years later
That 'Mona Lisa smile'. I love that Bill uses that with annoying idiots. I do the exact same thing.
OOOOOOHHHH I HAVE A FEELING HE'S GONNA PUSH THAT BUTTON!
"Why you going to Indianapolis Bill?" Hahahaha-14:00
I can only hope to have an experience similar to his.
“Male stewardess”
Makes me howl with laughter every time I don’t know why
"Full on Ryan Gosling." I'm dead.
Should be titled "Two Psychos on a Plane". Love Bill Burr.
I'd love to know if buddy heard this story about himself..... hey Mr Lucas Oil Fields if you here say something lol😂
Dude after the flight you should have shown the guy your fucking wikipedia page. The look on his face...lol
+UndeadGamingCA
That guy is presumably still out there somewhere and he must have seen Bill on TV since then.
+RossKempOnYourMum01 lol a breaking bad plot twist just for him.