@@Anty_Praza never tried your method but id say it really is easy to find someone to have sex with if your personality isnt a complete cardboard or rapy.
I came to know how willy is a saucy word in UK and that Free WIlly must have a hysterical riot to say but it is only after watching this that I got the full picture! Free his Willy!
"50 shades of Adrian Gray" 😂 😂
Bro 😂😂😂
That's genius! 😂😂😂
“New York times best seller”
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Happiness climbed through his willy has got to be one of the best english sentences ever said
I agree lol
“I’ve never actually had sex” if HE hasn’t I am so screwed
Getting someone to have sex with is so easy i always forget that there are actually 40+ year old virgins that are that way not by design.
@@Jebu911yeah, just ignore all objections and you're good to go.
@@Anty_Praza never tried your method but id say it really is easy to find someone to have sex with if your personality isnt a complete cardboard or rapy.
No you're not screwed that's the point 😂😂
still a better love story than twilight
And fifty shades
Fr
@@Cartoonist113anything could be better than 50 shades
@@CartoonDinosaur.that’s true
@@Cartoonist113 AND 365
“Cola bottle physique” pure poetry. Give me a woman with a recyclable injection molded exterior and I’ll be a happy man
Real
What about a 40 inch 8k ultra UHD flatscreen television
@@thearchivist3610well now the equation has changed!
@@thearchivist3610shit now we’re talking
You’ve never heard the expression, a woman built like a cola bottle?
You've heard of r/menwrittingwomen, welcome to aliens writting humans
I like to think that aliens react to our ways of reproduction like we did with two girls one cup a few years ago
@@slorms7838 pls dont speak about that thing again, i feel like vomiting
@@omarkydevo6319 i mean i can think of a few more disgusting things if that's what you want
"They tried all the positions: on top, doggy, and normal"
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Some of Garth Marenghi's wisdom!
Then, a hell-beast ate them
"No need for a condom," he whispered "I've got a foreksin." is so underrated.
The spanking joke was too god damn good
Idk I thought I could see it a mile away but that’s just me
This must be the novelization of Sex 2
If sex is so good why isn't there a sex 2?
Sex 2:
@@eahg2543Sex 2: CEO of Sex!
Anti-erotica
Bro's the type to rap about breastfeeding and Napoleon 22 🔥🔥
That one scene with Josephine 💀
@@WormySpongebobyou mean those scenes
@@edis0088 yes :(
This guy needs a TV show. Some of the best comedy I've seen in the last 15 years
Ditto.
The last sentence is universal.
You weren't successful because you didn't published it on archive of our own
This is like a drunk form of mad libs
“I’ve never actually has sex” I’m not surprised 😂
najimi in your pfp lookin like a snack
@@zekeggy 😳
@@ChaostessX3 me. najimi. bed. now.
@@ChaostessX3 He isn't wrong
@@AshLikes2analyse 😳😳😳👉🏻👈🏻👉🏻👈🏻
What a great bedtime story I just slept for 8 hours :)
Happiness claimed through his willy😂😂
This is beautiful. I cried
Better than any Colleen Hoover book
Thats a very low bar
@@scooseedwards8587 and Adrian set it up higher than ever 🙏🔥🔥
Sexier than the sex scenes in Giles Coren's and Boris Johnson's novels combined.
I came to know how willy is a saucy word in UK and that Free WIlly must have a hysterical riot to say but it is only after watching this that I got the full picture! Free his Willy!
I would be surprised if this was your first time, it’s quite funny
MIKAELI COMPELS YOU TO UPLOAD
the cola bottle physique
Happiness climbed thru his Willy is just to much 😂☠️
“I’ve never had sex”
Impossible
Still better than megamind 2
My first thought was that he was legitimately reading from prince Harry’s book SPARE 😂
Fifteen Shades of Silver
Booktok girlies about to go wild for this one 🔥🔥
WHERE IS MIKAELI?!?
he said willy so i think its mikaeli
This is funny af
I genuinely like it
This is great
That's comedy right there
This reminds me of a dictionary corner bit on Cats Does Countdown, but I can't remember who it was
POV: You're playing Mad Libs and someone was dirty-minded
“Why did I fail as a novvelist?” Maybe because you spelt novvelistte wrong (it’s got a “te” at the end)
he a mighty fine comic tho
Oh no not for me very tacky very tacky that’s coming right off. Has me wheezing 😂
So much better than November 9
This is the plot of sex yellow
50 shades of groin
😂😂😂
Very good
Toes🤤🤤🤤
Cooleen Hoover could never
Happenis 😁
Don’t you know that property is theft
Then a hellbeast ate them.
Were you in Shakespeare and Hathaway
you can see he’s brickd up
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😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Mf who tf is happiness
Worst opening to a book contest anyone?
Lol
Telling my kids this is sex
english bo burnham
I mean its better than Colleen Hoover
Yes. How the fuck did he fail as a novelist?
because u couldnt spell novvellist right
What is the hitting metal 17 times from
It is from one of the alternate history hub Shorts, i Love it
No, sorry, i am wrong, it is from adrian Gray Comedy, the one about soviet Game Shows
@@dustinkolkebeck7023 thank you I love the weird. Is there a whole show about it then?
Better than ao3
genuinely a great isaachp impression
Colleen Hoover
This is funny, I hate the way English people talk but I love the way they say willy.
Brilliant
This is exactly how booktok feels to me