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    In this video, Shane Dawson is begging for views. Shane Dawson is a comedian and actor, known for his work on the TV show "Daily Show with Trevor Noah." Shane Dawson is asking for views on a new video he's uploaded to his UA-cam channel, called "I'm a worthless piece of crap."
    If you're a fan of Shane Dawson or Trevor Noah, then you might want to check out this new video. It's a comedy special that Shane Dawson uploaded to his UA-cam channel, and it's definitely worth watching!
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  • @mila9156
    @mila9156 Рік тому +2561

    Okay but can we talk about how you ACTUALLY turned down better help… I keep wondering why so many UA-camrs are vouching for them despite their reputation so it’s refreshing to see you call them out lol

    • @pinkmenace2452
      @pinkmenace2452 Рік тому +41

      fr

    • @jaamesfn
      @jaamesfn Рік тому +196

      He turned down better help?! That’s damn incredible.

    • @dreamkitty
      @dreamkitty Рік тому

      @@jaamesfn incredible? 😂 wow. how sad to be impressed by that. your standards are so low for human decency i pity you.

    • @cas6359
      @cas6359 Рік тому +191

      they’re really trying to make a comeback. after the scandal from years ago, it feels like a youtuber coming back after some time of being cancelled and thinking no one is going to make a fuss. then there’s the recent scandal. they’ve completely doubled down on sponsorships recently, spending millions likely in all their recent sponsorships and commercials I’ve seen recently.

    • @PrincessofKeys
      @PrincessofKeys Рік тому +34

      Maybe because they didn't know the truth until all these videos came out like I don't know we can't assume right off the back what soemone does or doesn't know.
      No one will know every single thing that goes on behind closed doors afterall.

  • @unclenacho
    @unclenacho Рік тому +733

    kind of extremely concerned at the contempt and suspicion this 35 year old man has for girl scouts who just want to sell cookies

    • @froggy5748
      @froggy5748 Рік тому +1

      Right?? Most Girl Scouts are literally just there because they wanna be with friends or their parents want them to be. It’s REALLY strange to be suspicious over a bunch of children like that.

    • @nessiefanatic
      @nessiefanatic Рік тому +110

      very alarming for him to be calling them bitches and roleplaying yelling at them 😀

    • @michaelio6548
      @michaelio6548 Рік тому

      Right like? They do not care about you they’re not judging you stop calling these literal children bitches

    • @taylor6099
      @taylor6099 Рік тому +65

      His whole rant about them was so weird...like girl scouts start SO young they're literally just lil kids trying to go on fun trips. Selling cookies is only one part of the year. They aren't out here judging anyone theyre trying to win cheap lil prizes from selling a certain number of boxes lol

    • @chocomelo454
      @chocomelo454 Рік тому +17

      ​@@taylor6099 when I was a scout I just wanted to go home.

  • @deliashmelia
    @deliashmelia Рік тому +451

    please i was a girl scout for years and they are not like that 😭 i was intimidated by everyone who came up to us 💀 i promise they do not care they’re like 8 they don’t talk about you

    • @taylor6099
      @taylor6099 Рік тому +49

      Fr lol when we were set up infront of grocery stores I always let either my more extroverted friend or one of our mom/leaders handle it. Don't get his automatic intense hatred for random little girls

    • @deliashmelia
      @deliashmelia Рік тому +21

      @@taylor6099 it feels like he’s trying to cover something up 😭

    • @shayshay513
      @shayshay513 9 місяців тому +5

      It’s either him trying to be funny or him having such wild anxiety about going out in public he’s projecting on them. Either way he’s gross

  • @bubblybridget56
    @bubblybridget56 Рік тому +325

    calling girl scouts bitches actually made me so shocked. like they’re kids!!!

    • @LordDomielOfElysium
      @LordDomielOfElysium 11 місяців тому +1

      He was talking about their mums tho?

    • @helllloree
      @helllloree 11 місяців тому +40

      @lorddomiel calling any woman/girl a b^tch is degrading especially as a man and ESPECIALLY if you're someone like Shane Dawson

    • @kaskaskas
      @kaskaskas 9 місяців тому +14

      He called the girls that first and then backtracked and said moms

    • @salemmarz3809
      @salemmarz3809 4 місяці тому +2

      @@LordDomielOfElysiumand does that suddenly make it okay? wow shane really did brainwash yall

    • @LordDomielOfElysium
      @LordDomielOfElysium 4 місяці тому +2

      @@salemmarz3809 bro idfk what this video was it was like a year ago get a life

  • @moth5379
    @moth5379 Рік тому +571

    as someone who came from poverty and literally had a box that my parents made into a playhouse bc we couldn’t afford one of those plastic ones…stfu SHANE

    • @moth5379
      @moth5379 Рік тому +79

      Also my box was sigggg af i will give my mother that

    • @quite_contrary_9956
      @quite_contrary_9956 Рік тому +30

      I’ll bet that he didn’t even have that damn box 🙄 or maybe he did have a box but it was like the way cats prefer to play with a cardboard box rather than nice toys, either way Shane is just talking bs

    • @Poopybuttmuncher
      @Poopybuttmuncher Рік тому +13

      One time me and my cousin got a plastic one from the trash so it had spiders in it but we loved it

    • @Something125_
      @Something125_ 11 місяців тому

      Was it a good box?

  • @sugaredviolets2085
    @sugaredviolets2085 Рік тому +656

    HE’S PROUD OF THAT VIDEO. Now THAT has to be the funniest thing he’s ever said, by far.

    • @katiediane8484
      @katiediane8484 Рік тому +26

      RIGHT it was so boring

    • @alexandriahall2843
      @alexandriahall2843 Рік тому +16

      him ranting at a screen for an hour 😭

    • @oreosaredelicious4000
      @oreosaredelicious4000 Рік тому +3

      Proud of what?? 🤣🤣🤣

    • @madblackliam
      @madblackliam Рік тому +10

      My brain: Don't.
      My mouth: Of course he's proud of this video. What else does he have to be proud of, his marriage?

  • @iStarlit
    @iStarlit Рік тому +723

    I genuinely don't trust a child being left alone with Shane Dawson let alone him having unlimited accsess to a child-

    • @MonocleBunny
      @MonocleBunny Рік тому +47

      I know, I genuinely worry he'll do something to his kid, and then try to play it off as a joke. 😰

    • @vohbe
      @vohbe Рік тому

      you're a child yourself though...

    • @john_your_drug_dealer
      @john_your_drug_dealer Рік тому +11

      ​@@vohbeand?

    • @no1legobatmanfan
      @no1legobatmanfan Рік тому +2

      @@vohbe they have a video from like 9 years ago i doubt it.

    • @artmoryoo
      @artmoryoo Рік тому +6

      jokes aside, i genuinely fear for his children. he's been very creepy to irl children in the past and many examples are of ones he filmed and posted publicly which makes you wonder what things he's done that are bad enough for not even Shane to film or show. Not to mention how he hasn't even changed since then, the only thing he learned is that people aren't going to put up with his weirdo behavior anymore and even then he doesnt mask it very well. So yeah, I'm really scared for his kids and I think ppl like him should not be allowed to have biological chidlren nor adopt.

  • @lily.420
    @lily.420 Рік тому +175

    why is he so worried ab impressing/embarrassing himself in front of the 10 year old girls -.-

    • @anyalaASMR
      @anyalaASMR Рік тому +11

      Cause he’s insecure

    • @whitneygirl704
      @whitneygirl704 Рік тому +26

      People often times get nervous in front of others they’re attracted to, and we all know how Shane feels about little girls🫣😬🤮

  • @bronaghbolger6962
    @bronaghbolger6962 Рік тому +675

    In hindsight, my biggest issue with Shane is that he markets himself for a younger audience while making explicit jokes. It really shows that he hasn't grown/changed

    • @stacysnp
      @stacysnp Рік тому +37

      Right. Someone trying to distance themselves from pedo allegations doesn’t talk for 20 minutes about how he’s going to visit Girl Scouts in their “little heels” and whatever else weird shit he said. Like????

    • @artmoryoo
      @artmoryoo Рік тому +11

      @@stacysnp also joking abt being a child losing ur virginity in a box and then having said box be turned into a girl scouts cookie box??? like huh???? weirdo behavior!!

    • @-valmetal-
      @-valmetal- 10 місяців тому

      and what it DEFINITELY proves is that he’s a child d!ddler. how people still don’t see that is beyond me..

    • @BubblesDahmer
      @BubblesDahmer 8 місяців тому

      Name one single way he markets his videos toward kids. Go on, I’ll wait. /srs

    • @pilar8323
      @pilar8323 7 місяців тому

      @@BubblesDahmer It's the way he talks and acts, trying to be cute and quirky, going on weird tangents every five seconds like has no attention span whatsoever, making weird faces and laughing loudly and constantly at things that aren't funny. All of those are things that keep kids' attention and adults usually find cringy or annoying.

  • @greenonionbabey
    @greenonionbabey Рік тому +557

    You know something I just realized. So I was a huuuuge graveyardgirl enjoyer when I was like 13-16 so when Shane did the collab series with her I was really excited about it, and all it really ended up doing was make me feel kind of bad for her and make people dislike her. I remember specifically one of the things Shane "expert youtuber" Dawson kept telling her was she had to stop doing the same old content and diversify. And afterward she made several very upset videos where she expressed how stressful that expectation was, how her core audience didn't like the shift in content, and I think now she's pretty much back to the tried and true (and she's like big on tiktok I think? Good for her if so). And it's just funny to me in retrospect how Shane felt so confident about giving that advice when he 1. Made the same repetitive content for literally years until he briefly stumbled on gold *with* that graveyardgirl series and realized he could repeat that structure to death with other collabs, and 2. Now refuses or doesn't understand how to make different types of content that even his remaining supporters find engaging enough to watch right away or "share with their friends." And nobody is stupid enough or unethical enough at this point to touch Shane with a 5 foot pole or give him any type of "redemption" or revamp boost. Hope he has fun festering forever

    • @littlejunkettes4122
      @littlejunkettes4122 Рік тому +52

      He treated her really badly, yeah. Not just in the way you mentioned. It was awful seeing his fans call her a bitch in his comments because she didn't deserve it.

    • @bronaghbolger6962
      @bronaghbolger6962 Рік тому +33

      THIS. Literally the irony of him giving UA-cam advice when his content is stuck back in 2017. Since his 2020 'cancellation' he has not been able to develop/move forward his content

    • @XpetraXpazlX
      @XpetraXpazlX Рік тому

      He should do another video with her. Hes her fan & i dont think the video went how they thought it would.

    • @iamsatan8961
      @iamsatan8961 Рік тому +25

      ​@@littlejunkettes4122 exactly! Like how he completely disregarded her wishes for them to not mess with the spirits in that one antique store and then completely blamed it on Garrett who he coerced into doing it in the first place

    • @banaanalegs
      @banaanalegs Рік тому +17

      @@iamsatan8961 ohhhh my god don’t even get me STARRRRTED on that situation 😭 it gets me irritated even still lol! that was so icky.

  • @lilcassettetape
    @lilcassettetape Рік тому +204

    “i’d give you money but im 13 and im broke” damn my inner child said HEARD

  • @andrea-bg1jg
    @andrea-bg1jg Рік тому +131

    Shane constantly joking/bragging about how all the pets piss in the house makes me very nervous for their future children...

    • @marg698
      @marg698 Рік тому +2

      wait how did i not hear that part of the video

  • @julianlastname6948
    @julianlastname6948 Рік тому +216

    it always confuses me when he has silent pauses like he’s in a sitcom waiting for the laugh track

  • @elliot__agares
    @elliot__agares Рік тому +186

    Jake slowly but surely spiraling into madness everytime Shane Dawson opens his mouth

  • @VeggieSwiftie
    @VeggieSwiftie Рік тому +180

    I’m convinced Shane has never been to a grocery store before. How has he lived 30+ years on this earth and hasn’t heard of a store brand? wtf

    • @myeeeeeh
      @myeeeeeh Рік тому +28

      And the fact that he supposedly grew up poor.

    • @whitneygirl704
      @whitneygirl704 Рік тому +21

      Also he brought his food in the bathroom with him and put it on the baby changing station💀 like…. Normal people don’t do that😂🤣

  • @MyLaland
    @MyLaland Рік тому +140

    Nooo it’s 4/20 I’m high as fuck I literally just screamed at the “my dad says you look like Phylis from the office” 💀💀💀💀

    • @nessiefanatic
      @nessiefanatic Рік тому +6

      ITS SO ACCURATE I WASNT EVEN HIGH (YET) BUT GOD THAT GOT ME

    • @sugaredviolets2085
      @sugaredviolets2085 Рік тому +2

      I also scream laughed. 😂

    • @anyalaASMR
      @anyalaASMR Рік тому +2

      Man I wish I could’ve gotten high on 4/20 but I’m sick and think it’s strep so no za for me 😰

    • @heidiknabe9669
      @heidiknabe9669 Рік тому +2

      It’s currently NOT 4/20, I’m high as fuck, and it destroyed me too!

  • @gaywaterfrog
    @gaywaterfrog Рік тому +134

    Tbh, if it was anyone else I’d be living for the shameless wacky / “childish” clothing items. Like hell yeah wear your Bowser backpack with your Peach crown. The world is horrible- if it’s not hurting anyone, get your little bit of joy wherever you can!! But because it’s Shane Dawson, notorious pedophile……🤮 straight to jail 🙅🏻‍♀️

    • @daniellemichael1
      @daniellemichael1 Рік тому +10

      Same it's like literally anyone else please

    • @gargles5270
      @gargles5270 Рік тому +12

      it feels so transparent from him and he just picks up random little “hobbies” to make people like him and it hasn’t worked once so he keeps shifting things. remember when crystals were his new thing? like i understand intense hyperfixation and suddenly not being interested in something anymore but i don’t see that being the case with shame. it feels too performative

    • @-valmetal-
      @-valmetal- 10 місяців тому +4

      that’s why i like garrett watts. i’m so happy he distanced himself away from shane

  • @chocomelo454
    @chocomelo454 Рік тому +64

    so I was once a girl scout and I actually have some insight on what girl scouts expect from a customer and what to do and not do when buying the cookies.
    1. girl scouts have no expectations for your clothes, just wear clothes that cover up your genitals and it's all cool. girl scouts are usually little kids and are with their parents, so don't worry they're monitored.
    2. don't yell at the scouts. girl scouts aren't here on their own volition, we're forced to be here. disabled girl scouts especially get very overwhelmed during sale days, so please be nice to the scouts.
    3. the scout uniform isn't used anymore. the traditional scouts uniform has gone out of style, so girl scouts will usually wear whatever they wore during the day at school and just put their sash / vest on over it.
    4. No, the scouts are not judging you. We're more focused on getting sales than we are on you. We'll hype up options if you seem unsure, no judgement here.
    5. No seriously, they don't care what you wear. Please stop dressing up just to buy cookies.
    6. Where did the stereotype that we're judgy even come from? Scouts are taught to be super polite meek and kind.
    7. Don't get angry with the scouts. This is just for their safety if a parent sees you getting angry with their scout they might hurt the scout.
    8. BE NORMAL. girl scouts are just like any other retail worker.

    • @ashrankin7416
      @ashrankin7416 7 місяців тому +8

      I was a girl scout for 8 years, this is correct. We are basically forced to do the sales every year. It especially got harder to sell the older you get since you're not a little kid anymore. But the money does benefit the troop as well as the other programs the girl scouts fund. Part of the money made from my boxes sold from 7th-12th grade went towards my college tuition. The cost was $4 for YEARS before they were basically forced to go to $5. Also I'm pretty sure there are specific bakery companies that make the cookies

  • @maxlikesdinos
    @maxlikesdinos Рік тому +83

    can we talk about how shane mentioned his future kids seeing the video hes making and also made a sex joke in the same sentence. i just know hes not gonna censore himself around his kids, which probably isnt gonna be great

    • @lisar655
      @lisar655 Рік тому +10

      You have to ask yourself why at his age he is still making content for children and teens. Most UA-camrs grew up with their audience and their content evolved. He’s a middle aged man trying to appeal to kids it’s a bit odd to me

  • @sademorris2433
    @sademorris2433 Рік тому +170

    As someone who actively shops at Aldis especially when money is low, idk what everyone else talking about, but their brands DO NOT taste like name brand lmao. Theres usually this underlying taste. Those cinnamon toast DO NOT taste like cinnamon toast crunch. Not disgusting but also not the name brand.
    Their off brand of girl scout cookies are sooo good though, very close to the real thing but still isnt.

    • @angelaa7445
      @angelaa7445 Рік тому +20

      Straight up, like I always get the off-brand takis and they are NOT the same I have grown to like them.

    • @reindeerage
      @reindeerage Рік тому +11

      The only time I tried Aldis products was when I was abroad, we don't have them readily available in our country. Everything we got tasted significantly different than their popular, name brand counter parts but they still seemed pretty good quality. If you were to make it your regular grocery shopping place you'd get used to the food there easily, it's honestly a great store.

    • @sademorris2433
      @sademorris2433 Рік тому +3

      @@reindeerage exactly! It was my regular for a while until their produce got bad. But i still go now for everything else. Some products are just basura😂 but majority is pretty good especially for the price.

    • @sademorris2433
      @sademorris2433 Рік тому +3

      @@angelaa7445 yea those are pretty good but definitely had to grow on me. Those and the “doritos” had to grow on me, but when you’re saving some money, you gotta lower your expectations 😭

    • @reindeerage
      @reindeerage Рік тому +5

      @@sademorris2433 😂 i don't particularly remember anything being trash, maybe some tomato sauce that was a little... peculiar 😂 but i remember their frozen pizza section was bangin bangin

  • @theflamingphoenix
    @theflamingphoenix Рік тому +202

    8:50 The only time I've ever worn a mask like that was when I had to wait to be seen in the ER because I couldn't breathe. It's really not that hard to actually cover your face.

    • @Clownbunnycosplay
      @Clownbunnycosplay Рік тому +46

      I’ve seen a grandma with an oxygen tank wear a mask- it’s really not hard

    • @iStarlit
      @iStarlit Рік тому +12

      Yeah I've actually had to do the same thing, i was also throwing up every few minutes and had to explain to the nurses that I cant keep my mask all the way on I can't breath pls just go away you already tested me for covid anyway

    • @dreamkitty
      @dreamkitty Рік тому +1

      yeah no it’s 2023 😂 not wearing a mask. if your immune system is still weak it’s weak forever at this point.

    • @ku8408
      @ku8408 Рік тому +59

      ​​@@dreamkitty pre-covid (2015) when my little brother had cancer my family had to do everything we could to not get sick, which included wearing a mask everywhere, because even just the common cold could have killed him in that state
      How is other people dying or becoming seriously ill because you're too lazy and selfish to wear a mask funny? Seriously

    • @ku8408
      @ku8408 Рік тому +18

      Also, I'm not sure about every case ofc, but I did hear before that part of the reason why it feels like you can't breath with a mask on even though a mask doesn't affect oxygen levels (or in my case - sometimes i get a headache) is that the mask feels constructive subconsciously so your body automatically tries to breath through your mouth instead of your nose to 'fix it', and if you're trying to talk while not breathing through your nose that would make you short of breath, so if you purposely make yourself breath through your nose while fully wearing a mask then you will feel less short of breath and/or headaches will go away, I think it just takes a while to get used to sometimes
      Hope that helps someone !

  • @kias3076
    @kias3076 Рік тому +62

    it unnerves me how he calls girl scouts bitches when they're literally just little girls trying to sell cookies

  • @k1ttiesaves
    @k1ttiesaves Рік тому +97

    “best day of my life” bro just jizzed into a jar 💀💀

    • @kimberlym1183
      @kimberlym1183 Рік тому +14

      it was his first time not having to fake it in a while :’)

  • @NyxOizys
    @NyxOizys Рік тому +38

    as a former girl scout i can tell you we do get some of the money from the cookies we sell collectively as a group but not all of it, most of the money goes to the manufacturers, then some of it goes to the actual girl scouts organization, and then a small portion goes to your specific troop to fund outings like roller skating or camping or for buying supplies to help complete badges.

  • @c1nnamodoll
    @c1nnamodoll Рік тому +172

    rylands favorite queen being spice is so funny because i know sugar and spice would hate shane LMFAOOOOO💀💀

    • @MurronWright
      @MurronWright Рік тому +14

      I don’t know, they love Trisha Paytas.

    • @lefthanddedgma9658
      @lefthanddedgma9658 Рік тому

      @@MurronWrightshane dawson is a gross old man, it makes sense why more people hate him more than trisha

    • @c1nnamodoll
      @c1nnamodoll Рік тому +9

      @@MurronWright wait omg really ☹ i did not know this ty for letting me know 😭

    • @chocomelo454
      @chocomelo454 Рік тому +10

      ​@@MurronWright well Trisha and Shane and Ryland all have beef and hate each other so they're probably still not Shane fans

  • @mariasato2884
    @mariasato2884 Рік тому +76

    he thinks girl scouts where heels? what… he thinks going to two stores alone is “a lot to do”?? as a new mom, he is fuckinG IN FOR IT. Its fine to feel thats a lot to do, but in that case maybe consider a baby isnt for you and your workload at this time

    • @mariasato2884
      @mariasato2884 Рік тому +7

      my dumbass said “wheres heels” 🙃

    • @babyvia6712
      @babyvia6712 Рік тому +3

      @@mariasato2884 where are heels? 🤔 where they be at?

    • @Mgmorris98
      @Mgmorris98 Рік тому

      this one!!

    • @maggiee639
      @maggiee639 Рік тому +17

      As a lazy person I don’t understand why his lazy ass wants kids. They are, like, a lot of work.

    • @babyvia6712
      @babyvia6712 Рік тому +13

      @@maggiee639 He wants content!! He will do anything for content, including neglecting a child.

  • @nyancatgirl06
    @nyancatgirl06 Рік тому +128

    Jake just had to say “Ryland came into a jar” while i was eating my bagel with sour cream, thank you so much for that.

    • @chez066
      @chez066 Рік тому +18

      Sour cream??

    • @nyancatgirl06
      @nyancatgirl06 Рік тому +11

      @@chez066 don’t knock it til u try it

    • @Ohmygodaprayingmantis
      @Ohmygodaprayingmantis Рік тому +4

      @🦷elizabeth⚰️ u real as fuck for that let’s be best friends

    • @nyancatgirl06
      @nyancatgirl06 Рік тому +2

      @@Ohmygodaprayingmantis we r officially bestfriends

    • @Poopybuttmuncher
      @Poopybuttmuncher Рік тому +8

      The cream probably taste of the ryland

  • @art_theclown_
    @art_theclown_ Рік тому +34

    Shane: I was poor as a child.
    Also Shane: Omg!!! Capitalism disadvantages poor people?!1!1!?1!1?1!1?1!1?1!!1?1!1?1!1?1!1?1!1? No way!!! 😱😱😱

  • @gracemazz
    @gracemazz Рік тому +85

    the fact that he 100% has definitely asked for views for other recent vids

  • @alexaburks
    @alexaburks Рік тому +33

    He has enough money to fully take care of himself physically and mentally and actually BUY CLOTHES THAT FIT OR GET THEM TAILORED and yet he doesn't, and it is so so so infuriating. What I wouldn't GIVE for that.

  • @mariasato2884
    @mariasato2884 Рік тому +46

    1:14:35 I feel like Ryland almost say “why would I?” but pivoted to “yeah what were you doing?”

    • @liquidpazificia
      @liquidpazificia Рік тому +12

      oh for sureeee he doesnt care about shane at all. honestly nor should he

  • @riannexo
    @riannexo Рік тому +131

    Major respect for turning down better help, though. It takes a lot to stand your moral ground when it's not the norm. It makes me so sad that some of my fave youtubers are partnering with better help even though its well known how shady they are.

  • @FukaiKokoro
    @FukaiKokoro Рік тому +28

    Uhh all Shane's movies are exactly the same..his writing and humor hasn't changed since 2016.
    I guarantee his "new" movie will unintentionally be exactly the same just slightly different. Like different enough that he won't notice. But similar enough that everyone else will.

  • @nessiefanatic
    @nessiefanatic Рік тому +54

    40:29 yeah shane, bc believe it or not people living in shelters deserve clothes that aren’t just brown sad sacks!

  • @dawgo8932
    @dawgo8932 Рік тому +74

    his content is just a void of fill in words.

  • @cassidymorgan8958
    @cassidymorgan8958 Рік тому +39

    every thing he writes online reads like a grooming attempt

  • @spencerryan6198
    @spencerryan6198 Рік тому +69

    i wish i was watching jake watch shane when i was 13 and broke but instead i was just watching shane

  • @iStarlit
    @iStarlit Рік тому +41

    Major props for turning down betterhelp

  • @amethystrose5256
    @amethystrose5256 Рік тому +99

    I love how Ryland asked Shane if he had a wig and my immediate response was “yes he has a crazy pink one”

  • @Elainerosalie
    @Elainerosalie Рік тому +40

    Jake should do a stream where he breaks into Shane Dawsons house and steals his refrigerated children

  • @katietallman6095
    @katietallman6095 Рік тому +32

    Sometimes I wonder if people like Shane and Ryan really love each other or just love the life they have together, ya know?

    • @lisar655
      @lisar655 Рік тому +1

      Rylan is there for the money.

  • @jimbomyboy9679
    @jimbomyboy9679 Рік тому +38

    You know what's even funnier? That pronunciation of Barry and bear sounding the same is entirely regional to whatever part of the U.S. they're in/from so that kid is gonna have 5 different names lol

    • @maggiee639
      @maggiee639 Рік тому +7

      Imagine having to correct someone. “No, not Barry, Beary”. 😩

  • @OwlBard
    @OwlBard Рік тому +64

    Thank you for turning down better help! It drives me crazy how many times they've been called out and yet every other youtuber I know, even ones I would think know better, are promoting them.

  • @blossombutt8895
    @blossombutt8895 Рік тому +25

    FUCK BETTER HELP! YEAH! Finally someone that won't take their money and promote their stinking business! It's so sketchy and problematic! THANK YOU JAKE THANK YOU

  • @troublemakergamer8200
    @troublemakergamer8200 Рік тому +20

    I love this I can get all the drama about Shane Dawson without actually giving him any views, and instead of giving you all the views

  • @eirian.art420
    @eirian.art420 11 місяців тому +8

    Fun fact, he changes thumbnails because back then it would make people rewatch it, thinking it's a new video. After they added the red line that directly shows you watched it before the trick stopped working... shane is too late to the party to realise it but yeah.

  • @c1nnamodoll
    @c1nnamodoll Рік тому +22

    if one of my friends saw that post and shared that fucking video with me i would block them LMFAOOOO

  • @bolng8958
    @bolng8958 Рік тому +35

    Thank you for turning down the offer, I used that service for a year and now my personal information I told the therapist was sold to Facebook and that service just further makes me distrust therapist

    • @emilies-g7784
      @emilies-g7784 Рік тому +7

      Wow omg im really sorry

    • @wehaveadilemmaa
      @wehaveadilemmaa Рік тому +5

      I may be wrong but if you were talking to a licensed therapist and they reveal any sort of identifying information (name, age, where you live, etc.) and other personal details that's a HIPAA violation

    • @daMEGatron
      @daMEGatron Рік тому +4

      @@wehaveadilemmaathat is true but I heard that some better help therapists don’t have licenses.

  • @kieleboder7604
    @kieleboder7604 Рік тому +62

    i clicked as he was ending the live thinking it was a video, stoned obvi happy 420 and i was very confused

  • @orderoffries7880
    @orderoffries7880 Рік тому +20

    Unless a cat is suffering from some type of health problem or anxiety, cats are literally one of the easiest animals to house train, but he has the audacity to blame the cat 💀

  • @baddie1shoe
    @baddie1shoe Рік тому +14

    I would never share a shame video with friends..too embarrassed and it would never occur to me

  • @cubonette4495
    @cubonette4495 Рік тому +12

    he's shocked name brand things are more expensive than the generic ones???

  • @charliehatch288
    @charliehatch288 Рік тому +21

    Dude was never poor cos that shi_ was HAMMERED into us by first grade. Wait until he learns about using old jars and butter tubs instead of Tupperware 😂😅
    He talks about discovering brand name mark ups like he has discovered Lincoln’s lost gold.

  • @asherlewis5974
    @asherlewis5974 Рік тому +13

    the revelation of his video is just 'sometimes things... are like other things' 😱🤯

  • @speedartandmore
    @speedartandmore 10 місяців тому +6

    I watched shane when i was a kid (shocker he only has kid fans) and i remember there was one video ages ago where him, ryland and morgan(rylands sister) were all hanging out and they mentioned ryland and shane having kids and morgan being a surrogate for them. And they still talked about whose sperm they'd use, despite talking about Rylands SISTER being the surrogate. They considered possible in¢est and I'm not sure if they even mentioned the fact it would be in¢est.

    • @gygyuri2194
      @gygyuri2194 3 місяці тому +2

      I REMEMBER THAT!! And ive never seen anyone talk about it? It was probably just them being stupid but like. How do you not know that as a group of adults

  • @slim3yangel
    @slim3yangel Рік тому +6

    the title for his video should be "shane dawson learns about capitalism"

  • @egg609
    @egg609 Рік тому +8

    he’s trying so hard to be quirky and relatable and like omg i can’t stay on one topic and it’s so annoying and not funny

  • @Odd_Bunny
    @Odd_Bunny 7 місяців тому +7

    Shane is really and truly stuck in 2008 his comedy hasn't changed or evolved at all, the only thing thats changed is he started acting gayer when he came out

  • @amygrimes6438
    @amygrimes6438 Рік тому +7

    Skinny people being cold isn't offensive.... some people think everything is offensive for real. Just use common sense when it comes to not offending people

  • @samanthakaitlynm
    @samanthakaitlynm Рік тому +7

    Okay speaking of which theres ALWAYS a shane dawson tab on the home page w the other categories?? It's just still up there ive been saying this shit for years its so weird

  • @uncrustablesandwich
    @uncrustablesandwich Рік тому +19

    why does a grown man have so much hate in his body for 8 year old girls

  • @seanmuffin1461
    @seanmuffin1461 Рік тому +6

    Omg thank you it pisses me off when I see all my favorite UA-camrs getting sponsored by better help and it makes me feel crazy for hating them so much

  • @CloneCaptainRex7567
    @CloneCaptainRex7567 Рік тому +15

    It's been bothering me for a bit so I have to say that as someone who was VERY VERY VERY poor in México, my mom did and still plays the lottery. We often didn't win anything but once we got 50 dollars (1000 pesos) and my mom took me to the movies and to have a nice dinner. Being poor didn't stop my mom from hoping she would get it and give me a better life. She's such a great woman and I hope I can repay her soon. The short film he made about his mom resonated w me a lot because of it. I despise the man a lot, but that is the one good influence he had in my life, working to give the better life my mom couldn't give me. 🤘
    Fuck Shane tho.

    • @normalizenatalie
      @normalizenatalie Рік тому +4

      yeah i feel like playing the lottery is most common among the super poor i think. plus people have gambling addictions and feel like they can only get out through gambling

  • @bloodyneptune
    @bloodyneptune 11 місяців тому +4

    29:36 "That's the face you make when you realize you don't have it"
    Thank you, Jake, so _so_ much for saying "you realize you don't have it" because I thought you were going to make a different joke about when he makes that face, and it would have _traumatized_ me

  • @no-wun
    @no-wun Рік тому +8

    shane using kids as b roll is BOLD!!!!

  • @beanchild
    @beanchild Рік тому +8

    23:21 shane is so old oh my god i physically cringed so much

  • @hahaha7886
    @hahaha7886 Рік тому +11

    Bro jakes right but also im like reflecting on my life now bc im like BROKE BROKE but my parents are literally so irresponsible they buy lottery tickets all the time, and sometimes im just like “bro get ur priorities straight” to my own parents.

    • @babyvia6712
      @babyvia6712 Рік тому +4

      Then that means Jake’s not right lol. A lot of people who buy lotto tickets are poor, which is the opposite of what he said. I hope your parents get their priorities in order because it’s difficult to shake a lottery habit.

  • @Daisy43612
    @Daisy43612 Рік тому +13

    Hey Jake! Great video!!! I’m going to start charging you for making me watch Shane videos 😁😁 luv ya xoxo
    Also, I can’t believe Shane said UA-cam algorithm isn’t giving him love. Like, hmm bestie I don’t think it’s UA-cam’s fault.

    • @FukaiKokoro
      @FukaiKokoro Рік тому +4

      He was TRENDING #3 WORLD WIDE..

  • @toaster_gremlin
    @toaster_gremlin Рік тому +5

    i don't even care about watching shane dawson, like i have never watched a video of his of my own volition, but jake has my attention regardless, absolutely boosting the viewer retention for this man

  • @hannahschriever7976
    @hannahschriever7976 Рік тому +8

    If you need to know the name of Olive Gardens mints, they’re called Andes mints. My grandfather used to buy bags of them. It took me forever to realize they were the mints used at Olive Garden 🤭

  • @sstjohn96
    @sstjohn96 Рік тому +10

    "Companies are so shady" -Shane Dawson, 2023

  • @bbekah
    @bbekah 7 місяців тому +2

    "Companies are so shady" for selling things at a markup under different labels, creating an illusion around product sizes "how is it legal?"
    Shane is so close yet so far from realizing that capitalism is problematic

  • @moonchild2938
    @moonchild2938 Рік тому +13

    LMAO I love how Shane is so pressed about kids selling cookies,, I was a Girl Scout for a few years and we literally just stand there asking if people wanna buy… not being hateful like Shane 💀

  • @angelag9927
    @angelag9927 Рік тому +16

    Tbf his hands did look abnormally SMALL 💀💀💀💀

    • @rotroom
      @rotroom Рік тому +1

      i love the pfp

  • @cameliacosette
    @cameliacosette 11 місяців тому +3

    Jake saying “Biden?!? BIDEN?!!” has me laughing out loud omg

  • @angrybarbie1562
    @angrybarbie1562 Рік тому +12

    I’m glad you did your research into better help. Thank you for not being sponsored by that joke of a company

  • @HotDogs4Breakfast
    @HotDogs4Breakfast Рік тому +17

    I love you Jake thank you for everything you do!

  • @gargles5270
    @gargles5270 Рік тому +4

    i assumed the divot in boxes serves to stack better on shelves, but yeah i guess they probably do try to make them look more full

  • @sstjohn96
    @sstjohn96 Рік тому +15

    I thought Shane had three dogs why do I feel like he just got rid of two because they weren't giving him content lol

  • @SwayeStyle
    @SwayeStyle Рік тому +5

    Phyllis from the office😂😂😂 I'll never unsee it now

  • @aethcat
    @aethcat Рік тому +7

    beary is the worst name ever oh my god

  • @aangellbytez
    @aangellbytez 8 місяців тому +3

    when i first had teddy grahams I was twelve and in the mental hospital. it was probably the worst year of my life and i'm way better now (I think). that made me nostalgic lol

  • @Tree-House69
    @Tree-House69 Рік тому +12

    Comment sacrifice for algorithm gods

  • @artespeck8091
    @artespeck8091 10 місяців тому +7

    Im not saying people dont deserve happiness
    Im saying shane doesnt 😭

    • @artespeck8091
      @artespeck8091 10 місяців тому +1

      No doubt shane has a burner tiktok account for uh…private likes
      A man like this deserves no privacy
      Aka prison

    • @artespeck8091
      @artespeck8091 10 місяців тому +1

      Not shane acting like buying girl scout cookies is going to the middle school homecoming dance
      Oh wait
      For him it is

    • @artespeck8091
      @artespeck8091 10 місяців тому +2

      NOT JAKE YELLING TO NOT TALK ABT TICKS 😭

  • @nimsayE2
    @nimsayE2 Рік тому +12

    we would rather watch your reaction to his video haha

  • @kittiikamii
    @kittiikamii Рік тому +5

    didnt know i needed a jake x willam crossover till now

  • @sewerwat3r
    @sewerwat3r 10 місяців тому +2

    LMAO i ran to the comments i knew it would be about Better Help. INCREDIBLY proud and thankful for you Jake

  • @thatdude2998
    @thatdude2998 Рік тому +4

    Well poor people do buy scratch tickets.. it's called gambling addiction 😭

  • @mur_1649
    @mur_1649 Рік тому +6

    Okay but Jake getting triggered over the tick had me dying 😂😂

  • @Lunar_Butterfly
    @Lunar_Butterfly 8 місяців тому +3

    43:05 tbh I’m 28 and love cute stuff and wear it but Shane is so tacky about/with it. Like I’d wear a bowser backpack or peach crown but he’s a disaster and obnoxious about it

  • @e_velog
    @e_velog 8 місяців тому +2

    It makes me so sad to see Shane's vlogs getting so much attention on these vlogs when other creators work so hard for not even 10% of the views he gets

  • @kisskkiiss
    @kisskkiiss 8 місяців тому +3

    36:00 breaking news!!! Shane Dawson learns about shrinkflation

  • @lemonballs
    @lemonballs Рік тому +3

    if the baby is a girl will they name her strawberry?

  • @Alorah-oq5oo
    @Alorah-oq5oo Рік тому +2

    That person that said they’re 13 and they’re broke I relate

  • @dragoncup9099
    @dragoncup9099 Рік тому +1

    I wonder if that “box” is actually the box from the spongebob episode where they play pirates etc in it.

  • @mrsimpysimp6206
    @mrsimpysimp6206 Рік тому +3

    That water bottle looks like a bunch of cheese sticks melted together..

  • @ajthewildwolf
    @ajthewildwolf Рік тому +3

    I wish he would stop bringing up his "anxiety" and "body dysmorphia" cause, not to be one of those people, but it's clearly an act. The only time i joked constantly about my mental health issues was before i actually developed them. When i was 13 and trying to be edgy. Now that ive had horrible anxiety and depression for YEARS i don't fucking joke about it constantly because I am living through hell

  • @noncorporealfriend
    @noncorporealfriend Рік тому +3

    I accidently had 0.25 on the video. Weirdest 10 seconds of my life. Should say that it's 4/20 hearing so...

  • @c1nnamodoll
    @c1nnamodoll Рік тому +11

    also shane looks like a cats 2019 cat irl

  • @kylierollings3666
    @kylierollings3666 Рік тому +13

    proud of you jake i’m sure you’re gonna get that 1M