@@GuywithaTrexskullonhishead Thanks brother, it’s actually a picture from a couple years ago in high school but even now I’m working to be healthier and better. 💪🏾
I literally experienced this in an elevator. She looked around and excitedly expressed she was the minority in the elevator, and we could do nothing but stare blankly at her. Every person on the elevator was a different race, but she saw herself and "other".
What she’s good at: 1: telling people what to do 2: telling people how they likely feel 3: Telling people what they likely think 4: being absolutely wrong about everything
@@noodle_tax Mexico is in North America. Mexico was also colonized by Spain. Why would you think a person of either North American or European genetics would be "100% black"?
Darker when it hits too close to home. Assuming people are Mexican when they’re actually Puerto Rican or Guatemalan or Colombian whatever. Totally me. 😅😳🫣
@@iggyzeta9755bc the first two are the name of ppl coming from a place. Black is not a place. Is a group of ethnicities. Also ppl genetically from Spain are white lol
Caucasians (including greek, spnaish italian eastern europe, uk, america, aus, canada etc) combined world over are only 10 percent of the global population so yeah we are the minority by far.
I just can't get enough from this genius and calling him a genius isn't an exaggeration, he really IS a genius coming up with these incredible skits! 🙌
@@alicialafaye6007agreed XD this is why I always just say African American. Though sometimes that makes me slip up when I'm talking about Africa... I try to call them American too 🥲
As a light skinned black man… My favorite is when my white female coworker comes back from vacation with a tan… puts her arm next to mine and says “tee hee… I’m blacker than you”
Dude, I got into an argument (yeah, I know I'm a dummy) with one of those "Deus Vult Real Man of West Nordic Spartan" types and he unironically claimed Greeks ares too ethnic to be considered a part of western civilization. Yeah, let that shit sink in.
@@somedude7938 they are about as white as Middle Easterners to be fair. So it depends how you categorize it. There are blonde and blue-eyed Tadjiks for example, and that's even pretty far from Europe
@keegster7167 Their racial morphology or phenotype really has nothing to do with the point, imo. It's moreso the fact that the Greeks are THE foundational culture upon which western civilization is based and now some rando chode I (stupid, I'll admit again) argued with is saying they're too brown to be part of the cool kids club (according to him).
@@somedude7938 that's true, but also culturally they have been influenced by and themselves influenced the regions around them. Greek music entered and influenced Byzantine music, for example, which was modified but followed from a common tradition in much of the Ottoman Empire. In any case, I thought being white was about phenotype and nothing else lol. It's not a cultural thing is it? I suppose white and caucasian could be different things maybe
@keegster7167 I think we are saying the same thing, that skin tone as a marker for cultural identity is ridiculous, and yet it is a bonfire around which a legion of morons huddle.
@@michelle.barcenaThey not ready to hear that one. I had a whole argument about how Brazilians aren’t Hispanic… it’s so exhausting when people don’t utilize Google 😭
That doesn't make them white in America. What makes you white in America is being a white person descending from northern Europe. Italians, Spanish, greeks and all that are closer to the Mediterranean
@@mangost2008- Asians are considered "yellow." Has to do with the pigmentation. Same way native Americans are "red." I don't know why that view doesn't transfer to white and black people. Like, calling black people silver, orange, or purple- and white people pink and grey.
Y'know, there have been moments in American history when not even the _Irish_ were considered, uh, "white." :/ It really has a lot to do with social construct and convention. Us and "them," wherever that line is drawn.
The more I think about it, it might be an extension of the whole Protestant v. Catholic split too, just as much as anything to do with skin color. That's interesting.
The way I spit out my drink when he said “I am the minority now” LMAO i am Puerto Rican. if someone said this to me I would be perplexed, flabbergasted & would laugh all in one. Ma’am PLS😂
I remember as a kid being the only American in a Japanese area, and my insecurity disappeared when my dad phrased it as "you're weird here, they're weird there(America), find a person and I'll find a place they're out of place, so don't concern yourself about why your weird, concern yourself with how to make the place feel normal" First thing I told my neighbor is he's weird in America 🤣
@@iamdisgusted I can only imagine my abuela used to do housekeeping and she'd call my mom every night and go on and on about the absurd things she'd either hear or see and me and my sister would just be listening in the background like😳
@@JuanitoEsBonito Omg Same, my grandmother was a housekeeper too. In the deep south. Need I say more. Someone needs to make a movie or documentary about the dynamics and psychology of these houses. I'd be the first to buy.
I mean I'm part Puerto Rican and I wouldn't say "I'm a Puerto rican person" but the other 2 require person though most Spanish people I know prefer Spaniard
All jokes aside black was a misnomer which was placed on indigenous so called blacks all across the west(west indies too). Original puerto ricans were tainos/arawaks now many of them are mixed. I have a mini series about these things
"I know what you're all already thinking, but I've already locked all my jewellery away, so don't even try it." - WAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. I'm actually dead.
Black and white hispanics don't compute in some American minds. And let's not even start with Asian hispanics, that' s a wholly alien concept. I'm Spanish, my country was VERY racially homogeneous until basically yesterday, and I don't get what is so bloody difficult to understand. When I learnt Irish people weren't even considered white back in the day I was like 😮. Are they blind over there or something? I can distinguish between different African, European and South American regions just by the features, FFS.
@@krose9941Cardi is of White and black racial descent, she's Dominican/Trinidadian. And yes some Black-(insert Latin country), don't realize they are black (or descent) because if internalized racism. In fact some black Americans call darker black Americans racist slurs like monkey-looking a$$, roach, Black-a$$, Black-and-ugly. Internalized racism.
@veritasa.m1621 awe I'm sorry to hear that's the kind of treatment you've experienced. I'm kind of worried about my future career of being a librarian. Right now as a student I've been learning about workplace diversity and the numbers are very low around %16. But it also encourages me more to want to be a librarian because I want to increase representation of minorities in the field. I hope you no longer experience that kind of treatment and I wish you well!
@@sarahortiz8191 I know. It's sad wat I go thru sometimes at work being the ONLY black in the entire hosp. Well I can't blame them. I pray u well u too dear
**EDIT** Jesus! Most of ya’ll in the comments are insane! We had a very informal relationship, they treated me like family, there was a lot of mutual respect and we shared the same humour and views, especially when it comes to everyone nowadays being ridiculous and far too SENSITIVE about everything! All these stupid boundaries and divisiveness especially when it comes to race, did not exist with us! I am also a Muslim revert hijabi and they were devout Evangelical, and guess what? We’d poke fun at each other all the time about that too, but we respected each other and would have amazing conversations about faith and our experiences with it. We are human beings first, always. Ya’ll need to grow up.** I’m white and was a live in nanny/maid for a Zimbabwean family then a Nigerian family, they would always joke that I was finally a minority especially when they had all their family over 🤣 the Zimbabwean Dad was so funny, when he was talking to his mum in Zimbabwe shortly after I started, he loudly yelled in front of me “MAMA! I HAVE A WHHITE WOMANN CLEANING MY HOUSE! I MADE IT, MAMA!!” 🤣🤣🤣
@@tarim2822wow! That’s cool! Do you speak Shona? They were honestly the best years of my working life! They truly made me part of their family and I still talk with them regularly. I miss those sweet little girls like crazy still; they taught me how to care for and style natural hair which was an amazing process for me to learn and to gain an understanding and respect for the unique relationship African women have with their hair. They also taught me how to properly care for my own hair, which is very curly 3C but no one ever taught me because I was the only one in my white family without straight hair. Learning about their culture and experiences was beyond valuable and enriching. I feel so privileged to have spent those years with them.
@@derricklangford4725 then don’t do that job? No one is asking you to; it’s legitimate paid (very handsomely) employment just like any other job. What a wild reaction.
@benjaminmorris4962 no. I was initially employed simply as a nanny, but on my own initiative just started doing chores and caring for the home because frankly, I enjoy it, it’s my natural instinct to clean when I see things and my first real job was for my father’s company working in maintenance and was trained in industrial, commercial and hospital cleaning. When the family noticed me cleaning as well, they felt bad so they increased my salary further to officially include the duties I was already doing of my own volition. It is not ‘sugar coating’ anything. And having worked in those industries for a good while, the term ‘servant’ is certainly not one I have ever seen part of any job title.
She is. This is actually why US minorities scream about representation in Hollywood, because in their neighborhoods, they don't see themselves as a minority, since most people around them, look like them. So when they see that country-side, mostly white people are being shown, they think it's something against them. Not saying there's no racial biased in Hollywood, but people have a skewed view, based on their surroundings
@@IzameBirb Exactly, but there's a BF of the white woman. which makes women the majority, and of course women are a majority in society as a whole as well.
THANK YOU for adding on PERSON to Black!! Had some old dude talking my ear off about “Blacks being lazy” at work and ughhh the irritation I felt knew no bounds
Black people literally built this country. they didn't steal and oppress other races to avoid doing the work themselves. and THEY have the AUDACITY to call the Black race lazy!!! that's got to be the biggest GAS-light of all time.
The irony is the white people who are pointing fingers at minorities and saying they’re lazy is the one pointing are always the one who are actually lazy.
@@lawrencelawrence8553 It quite literally is and it makes me uncomfortable because why is everyone else “person” but we’re “blacks” who even says that anymore?
I had a white woman tell me this years ago after she covered a shift in a nursing home (nurse) that had all Black staff. I just looked at her and said, "How do you think I feel every single day???" She just stared at me.
I’m white and it is wild to be in that situation and then realize… this is what other folks deal with all the time. Feeling like the only one, or in the vast minority. It is uncomfortable at first.
i'd rather be a minority in a group of white people than in any other race/group of people. I'm tired of pretending like white people are dangerous and evil when they are the least likely out of all races to be.@@edvh88
Then move to a black country, Shaniqua. Quit living in "white supremacist" country with all the "racism" if it's so bad for you all the time. Africa is the second largest continent on Earth, plenty of room in Wakanda for majestic black qweenz like you.
The lack of records of our ancestry make it hard to know which nations we were a part of before being slaves in America. My family's recorded history literally only goes back to a couple hundred years ago. On top of that even if you know exactly what your ancestry is, look at how certain Americans act when someone like Kamaru Usman calls himself African. Damned if you do, damned if you don't 🤣
Yeah, like @ohno6325 said it's her companion that added "person" every time. As a mater of fact, the black person refered to her as "100% black", with no add-on
@@CountryFrenchyBoy You don't say Spanishes. You say a Spanish person. It's a grammar thing. You don't say "he's a gay", you say "he's a gay person". But you do say "she's a lesbian".
They're called spaniards. Lesbian is a noun and should be used how you did. Gay in proper speech is definitely an adjective but it has also definitely been used as a noun (just not sure you'd write that in an essay :P) so the last three sentences make sense to me. If the argument is about calling white/black people whites/blacks I don't see the problem. If there was a shooter and I had to give an officer or whomever a description on the spot I would say 2 whites and a black or whatever the circumstance. I fail to see why omitting "person" to make it easier and faster to refer to a demographic is bad. If youre trying to ascertain whether someone is a racist and this is your metric, you may be missing out on the actual racist parts like being treated as an inferior species.@@zyonic69420
Caught that too. I heard a coworker say "normal people" when she was relating a story about some other ethnicities. Worse part is she is Mexican-American (here in Tx) trying to pass for white SMH
That’s the part I think a lot of us “whites” need help with, even if we mean well, there is an underlying mentality that we have to work to dismantle. Centering “whiteness” as “normal” is so gross.
@@edvh88 I guess its a bad choice of words from meaning "common". Like to me, when you ask me to think about a "normal" person (regular, average), Id think on some than person, since pale and very black people were "uncommon" in my life
It's hilarious that in entire continents being any other race than yt is normal. Like only 17% of the whole of humanity might be classified as yt yet 20% of the whole of humanity is Han Chinese. Being Chinese is more normal than being yt.
@@danielkeizer4174i mean, if we start like that no one is fully white, since the first humans started in africa as black and we evolved into other races and ethnicities from there to adapt to different living conditions. But, yes, there is people of what is considered as white european ancestry is all those countries, and in spain native people are predominantly iberocelts, so, basically, white.
@@nessyness5447 ofcourse you are correct on that one. We came from a single source. But genetics changes over a long time due to environment. So pigment and features developed as needed. So discussion's on whether we were either all black or all white are sort of pointless. As that was before the continents drifting apart. And we don't really know. But in a more recent development on a genetic level we can see where most came from. As RNA gives clear and different patterns we can interpret. So we can't talk about "white people" in the first place. There is no real white people. What exactly do you understand to be white people? Anglo Saxon? Scandinavian? Germanien? These are all different in geneticall buildup. Similar to there not being one "black people" or even one African people. As there are fast differences between different tribes and their development. As used Spain in this example had under Moore (black skinned) rule for a couple hundred years. The moore bloodlines are overly represented in most Spanish decent people. Even those with blonde hair and blue eyes can still be mixed. On a genetic level. Their children can be born with brown eyes and or dark hair or any combination off characteristics. Biology and stuff about dominant or recessive alleles and hereditary factors. Either way most people aren't completely white in the sense of their genetic build up. It's usually mixed. Especially in southern Europeans who are often not of a pure genetic build. Too much migration and cultural mixing and such for that to be a thing in those areas. It's been under so many empirical rule that bloodlines of Genghis Khan and Alexander the great are in there.
Everyone bashes white people these days.....it hardly takes balls. He's a white man whos point scoring by hating on his own race. He's pathetic and weak.
HE’S NOT OUT OF TOUCH, HE’S UNTOUCHABLE
Same thing
@@TheUKisThereNo the difference is one can be changed the oth cannot
@@Kkk-cc1iy nope. both can be either temporary or permanent.
@@TheUKisThere ok huey, let's take a break from the keyboard now.
@@snazzydrew sit your butt down
“Only enough to educate people about it” dawg you have S-tier comedy I swear 😭
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I saw your comment and instantly had to check out your pfp. Nice gains my guy.
@@GuywithaTrexskullonhishead Thanks brother, it’s actually a picture from a couple years ago in high school but even now I’m working to be healthier and better. 💪🏾
I literally experienced this in an elevator. She looked around and excitedly expressed she was the minority in the elevator, and we could do nothing but stare blankly at her. Every person on the elevator was a different race, but she saw herself and "other".
@@whillbThe blue one
If a white guy and a Mexican go to Nigeria or China, they would be looked at as "other" aswel.
@@whillb I should add that she excitedly expressed that she was the minority as she was robbing us, hence the blank stares because we were devastated
@@microwave856the oil black one 😂
@@microwave856smurfette?
What she’s good at:
1: telling people what to do
2: telling people how they likely feel
3: Telling people what they likely think
4: being absolutely wrong about everything
5. Only judging people by untrue stereotypes
6. Telling people they can’t walk here/ picnic here/ exist here in some public place
7: Feeling sorry for herself, bc no one has gone through as much or sacrificed as she has
8: demonizing entire groups of people and then expecting them to agree with her
5: Perpetuating pure evil
6: Maintaining the structure of oppression
“I love all races, even the bad ones.”
-Sun Tzu, the Art of War
“I never said that shit” -Sun Tzu, the Art of War
"But I agree with that statement regardless"
-Sun Tzu, the Art of War
"I have a boner"
~sun Tzu, the art of war
"Stop putting words in my mouth"
-Sun Tzu, the Art of War
"No" - Sun Tzu, the Art of War
He’s just… untouchable… and as a minority I’m here for it 😂
Gl9bally speaking, whites are the minority.
No one cares if you're a minority or if you're "here for it."
i know and as a white person (a minority) in here for it to
As a minority in America but a majority on the planet, I'm also here for it
@@eradictIndian?
“You MUST be Mexican”
“I’m actually 100% black” 😂😂😂
like those are mutually exclusive
Person
@@noodle_tax Mexico is in North America. Mexico was also colonized by Spain.
Why would you think a person of either North American or European genetics would be "100% black"?
@@IridescentWWait what? So, what about Americans from USA? Can they be black according to your brilliant logic?
@@grymkaft black Americans are not gringos, blacks in Mexico are not Mestizos
This is actual dark humour, it’s not just a stereotype thrown in your face by some 12 year old on TikTok, this shit is actually clever and funny.
exactly! satire is the true dark humor
Darker when it hits too close to home.
Assuming people are Mexican when they’re actually Puerto Rican or Guatemalan or Colombian whatever. Totally me.
😅😳🫣
This isn't dark at all lmfao what? It pushes the boundary a little bit but it's not "dark"
@@bradleywhite6435 ok well if actually dark humour is just 12 year olds on TikTok not being funny then I’m gonna go back to disliking it as a whole
@@SigFigNewtonalso the choice of "Spanish" wasn't arbitrary.
“I already locked the drawers so don’t even try it” is foul 💀💀💀
And yet so in line with Hispanic humor that in a way, it's endearingly thoughtful.
Jewelry
I'm sorry I hate to be that person 😂
But he said " but I already locked my jewelry away" 😂
He said “I’ve already locked my jewelry away, so don’t even try it.” I don’t understand how you can get that wrong.
Him quietly saying "person" after, is killing me. 😂
yessssss 😂😂😂
One little word makes a world of difference!
Bro 😂
@@edvh88if you’re emotionally unhinged lol
@@Befuddledzebra_6 🤡
The fact that it ends with them being cleaners just hits me right in the gut wow
"and I know what you're thinking, but I already locked my jewelry away so don't even try it." 😮 he really went there 😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@actual_doge3221She really went there....
@@DeniseEngle-vl3ph she really did
LITERALLY
The t shirt on the head as hair never fails to get me 😂
😂😂😂😂😂
What does that signify?
@@varun2250 It’s what ppl do to imitate someone having long hair. Usually a mom or girlfriend/wife. It’s dumb lol
@@Ireallyreallywishiwerenthere Ah!
And let's not forget about the fact that he already has long hair lmfao, which to me just makes it funnier
“I’m 100% black” took me out 😂
...person....
@@jamiedorsey4167😂😂😂😂
@@jamiedorsey4167That's the part that had me laughing 😂😂
Same hahahah
Many Latinos are 100% black especially Puerto Ricans.. and Spaniards are white people... Mexicans and PR's are racially diverse but can be white too
"There's a Puerto Rican, a Spanish, and a Black!"
"person"
"person" alright
That took me out! Like damn😂
@@iggyzeta9755bc the first two are the name of ppl coming from a place.
Black is not a place. Is a group of ethnicities. Also ppl genetically from Spain are white lol
Yeap, the OP is clearly racist, like all "white women" lol
@@greyscalesxyeap but he's clearly not racist making jokes about how white women are racist... loool
“I already locked my jewelry away, so don’t even try it” 😭
😂😂😂😂
😂😂
😂🤣
To be perfectly fair, that's just smart regardless of who you hire to clean your house lmao
@@yamiookami Nah bro it's because they're bla-
“Only enough to educate people about it” was said a little too good 💀
As a Black (person…said under baited breath), I approve 😂😂😂
That took me out lol
*black
That “said under baited breath” is extremely valid, given the “as a X person” phrase has been completely ruined lol
As a normal person I would like to say this is what MLK wanted
😭😭😭
“If everyone’s a racist, then no one is”
-MLK
"Everyone is equal... in my orgies"
-MLK (probably)
I ain't think he said that but alr
@@loompo1252nah nah, he said that
Kartin Kuther King
You did him dirty☠️☠️
WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU PEOPLE?! - RDJ
What do YOU mean "you people"? - other guy I can't remember the name of
What's an rdj
@slimcharles3222 the actor Robert Downy Jr. He played a black character in tropic thunder
@@kiavibrans742technically he played an actor playing a black character
One of my all time favorite movies 😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂
Everytime he had to say “person” when Shelli said “a black” 🤦🏾♂️🤦🏾♂️😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤦🏾♂️🤦🏾♂️
Huh? One time..
@@johndoe-cb1xg twice. It's a one-minute watch, john.
@@johndoe-cb1xg 2.
I love that she thought Spanish is a different race from her
Or that a black person cannot be Mexican lol
Right? If you're calling White people those who come from Europe then Spain is too.
@@noneya3427tbf (fully) black mexicans are pretty rare
Caucasians (including greek, spnaish italian eastern europe, uk, america, aus, canada etc) combined world over are only 10 percent of the global population so yeah we are the minority by far.
Or that a Puerto Rican can't be White.
My man brought out the different coloured shirts for his hair. He's evolving😂
Like a Pokémon
This man never fails to deliver
Yep but stop posting that same comment on every video
Unlike an abortion
@@T4zchimad
@@NikeSimmons What's your problem? This is a copied comment posted on every video by people that are fishing for likes. It isn't hard to see.
@@T4zchiYup, it also contributes nothing and is effectively spam and possibly also a bot
I just can't get enough from this genius and calling him a genius isn't an exaggeration, he really IS a genius coming up with these incredible skits! 🙌
the subtle "person" had me dead lol
It's hilarious bc ppl really don't realize how often they don't add that "person"... We're not a dog breed 😅
@@alicialafaye6007 lmao right???
As a black I’ve never heard anyone refer to a single person as a black. “The black” yeah but never a black
@@xenthedm we are talking about the "black (person)" part, think it went a little over your head on this one
@@alicialafaye6007agreed XD this is why I always just say African American. Though sometimes that makes me slip up when I'm talking about Africa... I try to call them American too 🥲
“Only two normal people here “
I’m floored
So South Africa
@@suzygirl1843south African.... Do you know your history. why do you think the Germans and the Dutch can understand your language 😂😂
Actually only 1 person 😂
@@goo-r1kwe can?
😅😅😅
“A black”
“Person”
💀💀💀
It's a funny joke because they're not actually people 😂😂😂
Was looking for this comment... 😂😂😂
It was giving Donald Trump lol
So underrated
Super 💀
The white woman having blue "hair" is a nice touch
"You MUST be Mexican" hit real different the second time around
I don't get it? Or they cleaners or robers or what? Is her husband white?
@@HopeRock425 Husband and her are white, and the 3 other women are cleaners
@@HopeRock425she is assuming they’re all Mexican because they’re her cleaners
As a black... ₚₑᵣₛₒₙ this was funny af
Mom I'm famous😂
I think these kind of women are from the northern US.
@user-ww2wr6ku5x these types of white women are everywhere. Thank God for the ones who aren't like this though.
@@明智吾郎-e4bthey’re from all around
@naamaa found an online subscript creator
@@明智吾郎-e4bI’m from northern USA- they are all like this except with more crystals 😊
As a light skinned black man… My favorite is when my white female coworker comes back from vacation with a tan… puts her arm next to mine and says “tee hee… I’m blacker than you”
The things that might be funny if it was an actual friend saying it, vs some rando at work… I’m sorry!
Nah, it would still be awkward@@edvh88
I HAAAAAAAATE WHEN WHITE PEOPLE DO THAT.
My eyebrows involuntarily went up when I read this. Wow! What a wildly inappropriate comment.
Lol thats funny
You know she's American when she talks about Spanish people as if they weren't white
Dude, I got into an argument (yeah, I know I'm a dummy) with one of those "Deus Vult Real Man of West Nordic Spartan" types and he unironically claimed Greeks ares too ethnic to be considered a part of western civilization. Yeah, let that shit sink in.
@@somedude7938 they are about as white as Middle Easterners to be fair. So it depends how you categorize it. There are blonde and blue-eyed Tadjiks for example, and that's even pretty far from Europe
@keegster7167 Their racial morphology or phenotype really has nothing to do with the point, imo. It's moreso the fact that the Greeks are THE foundational culture upon which western civilization is based and now some rando chode I (stupid, I'll admit again) argued with is saying they're too brown to be part of the cool kids club (according to him).
@@somedude7938 that's true, but also culturally they have been influenced by and themselves influenced the regions around them. Greek music entered and influenced Byzantine music, for example, which was modified but followed from a common tradition in much of the Ottoman Empire. In any case, I thought being white was about phenotype and nothing else lol. It's not a cultural thing is it? I suppose white and caucasian could be different things maybe
@keegster7167 I think we are saying the same thing, that skin tone as a marker for cultural identity is ridiculous, and yet it is a bonfire around which a legion of morons huddle.
The fully white Spanish person listening to her: 👁️👄👁️
And the fully white mexican too.
@@michelle.barcena now now ….
@@michelle.barcenaThey not ready to hear that one. I had a whole argument about how Brazilians aren’t Hispanic… it’s so exhausting when people don’t utilize Google 😭
And the fully white black person too. I mean he was a white man tbat played a black woman. 😂
@annaburns2865 not how that works. Spaniards are white Europeans most of the time.
The way he kept putting “person” on the end of “her” black!! 😂 I love how this teaches ALL of us something! 🙌
I just saw that. Too cute.😂
Yes, I hate when people do that. The only time “black” is a noun is when it refers to the New Zealand rugby team.
@@brynneholt1990 😂
@@brynneholt1990or the color…?
@@charliezard64Black is an adjective. Simply calling people of African descent "blacks" is usually interpreted as derogatory
White sis was having a whole mental breakdown in a room with 3 people 😅
Spanish people are whiter than "white sis"
Imagine what they will do WHEN it happens😂their birthrates have been dropping for over a decade now
Ahaahhahàh😂
@@tw4943 dats only because they hate putting on weight and don’t want to get fat
And to clean her home at that!
The shot in the end with the hair colors and the bad editing 😂 IM DEAD
the most realistic part is her not even realizing that spain is in europe
That doesn't make them white in America. What makes you white in America is being a white person descending from northern Europe. Italians, Spanish, greeks and all that are closer to the Mediterranean
Eggggactlyyy 😂😂😂😂
You mean "he" didn't realize it. He wouldn't have used Spain as an example if he had known they were actually White 😂
@@GameChanger597I think he knows. It's a reference to Americans and their geographic knowledge
Is that why some Hispanic people are called "white-Hispanics?"
"Only enough to educate" That level of truth is dangerous
It doesnt matter what colour you are, whether you're black, brown, yellow, or normal ❤️
Normal lives matter
yellow?
@@mangost2008 like me
@@mangost2008👋
@@mangost2008- Asians are considered "yellow." Has to do with the pigmentation. Same way native Americans are "red."
I don't know why that view doesn't transfer to white and black people. Like, calling black people silver, orange, or purple- and white people pink and grey.
8% of the global population. That is a minority.
I couldn’t figure out why she thought they were all Mexican until the last couple seconds 😭😭😭
OML I'M MEXICAN AND I DIDN'T EVEN REALIZE UNTIL THIS COMMENT 💀🤣
And that is quite racist and degrading tbh… As if all Mexicans could do was cleaning?! Wtf…😮
@@kookielover7523 I don't get why she thought they were all Mexican.
@@carolina12195 Because they're cleaners. It's a stereotype many people have, even when they think they don't, like Kelly Osbourne.
@@Moneystayswithme That sucks...
That twist was diabolical 💀
When she finds out Spanish people are also white ☠️
*he because it seems like the creator doesn't even know
Lots of Americans think we're not. Same for italians haha
You do realize this is only an American problem because America placed Spanish people as a different race. Europeans know they are white
Y'know, there have been moments in American history when not even the _Irish_ were considered, uh, "white." :/
It really has a lot to do with social construct and convention. Us and "them," wherever that line is drawn.
The more I think about it, it might be an extension of the whole Protestant v. Catholic split too, just as much as anything to do with skin color. That's interesting.
The way I spit out my drink when he said “I am the minority now” LMAO i am Puerto Rican. if someone said this to me I would be perplexed, flabbergasted & would laugh all in one. Ma’am PLS😂
I remember as a kid being the only American in a Japanese area, and my insecurity disappeared when my dad phrased it as "you're weird here, they're weird there(America), find a person and I'll find a place they're out of place, so don't concern yourself about why your weird, concern yourself with how to make the place feel normal"
First thing I told my neighbor is he's weird in America 🤣
Kid's learning the wrong lesson, always, lmao.
😂😂😂😂
Good lesson overall though
What’s that even supposed to mean 💀
As a Chinese American, I don’t think I’m weird at all in the US. I think I’m too normal that it’s boring
As the asian housekeeper to a white family who also has Hispanic gardeners, i feel this.
Oh no that must be an interesting convo throughout the week💀
Why didn't they hire their own white people?
@@JuanitoEsBonito It's surreal convos. Trust and believe. You're literally in awe of what they say. No words
@@iamdisgusted I can only imagine my abuela used to do housekeeping and she'd call my mom every night and go on and on about the absurd things she'd either hear or see and me and my sister would just be listening in the background like😳
@@JuanitoEsBonito Omg Same, my grandmother was a housekeeper too. In the deep south. Need I say more. Someone needs to make a movie or documentary about the dynamics and psychology of these houses. I'd be the first to buy.
“Only enough to educate people” I died
That line is so painfully accurate XD
Other races seem to have ZERO issues with trying to educate whites 24/7. I love how nothing is bad until white people do it.
😂😂😂
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I love how Spanish is European and is white but because they don't speak English they aren't considered white by Americans
Hmmm reminds me of Irish and Italian people in the 19th century
The “person” bit is killing me
The subtle jokes always tske ot to the next level... 😂
My favorite part of the sketch😂
he took it from shane gillis and mark normand tho just sayin
@@justnick47 do you have any links?
the “person” after has me crying💀
Saaaaame 🤣🤣🤣
😂also "only enough to educate people on it.😅😅
I wish it was clear at the end because I'm pretty sure she says I've already checked my jewelry omg 😅
Fr the "person" after every time she says a race, and yeah sge said I already locked my jewlery box 😂😂😂☠️☠️☠️😭😭😭😭
“Only enough to educate people about it”
His constant correcting her with "person" just gives me happy.
I hope you show White people the same decency
I mean I'm part Puerto Rican and I wouldn't say "I'm a Puerto rican person" but the other 2 require person though most Spanish people I know prefer Spaniard
LOL
@@clarehidalgoThe racial connotations are different.
@@clarehidalgowould you say a YELLOW or a WHITE? Come on dude, use your brain
As a blaxican, I find this as an absolute win
Your kind is always winning
I'm blaxican too 😂
@@777rozenmaiden haha! You look a great deal like my female siblings and cousins! Most assuredly, we must have a common ancestor
@@CoranceLChandler oh snap! Lol, that's probably true!
All jokes aside black was a misnomer which was placed on indigenous so called blacks all across the west(west indies too). Original puerto ricans were tainos/arawaks now many of them are mixed. I have a mini series about these things
“A black” “person” had me dead😂😂😂
Yea me too!! It was the way he said no I’m actually 100%black😂😂
the fact that he counted "spanish" meaning a hole country as a minority is hilarious 😂
This man's videos are like being slapped in the face, the person saying sorry and giving you a cookie, then kicking you in the balls
As a gaymosexual I find that he tickles the balls just as often as he lands kicks to them
@@fomoranOMG
I'd take a slap and a ball kick if I got a cookie out of it
@@fomoranSir-
“You’re different alright” 😂
THIS WAS GOLD!!!
Yup😂
I absolutely love Alex adding the "person" after every time she says "a black" 😂😂
"you're different all right" sent me into the stratosphere
Bro, the slight 'person' destroys😂😂😂. All about the details 😂😂😂
Oh god you just unlocked highschool memories of me adding the "...person" to the end of my dad's sentences all through my teenage years 😅
The ending is crazy😂😂
The fact that she though they all had to be Mexican because they were house cleaners. OMG 🤦🏽🤦🏽 This was so well thought out. LOL!! 😂😂😂
“2 normal people here” 💀💀
As european i agree...
Does normality exist? 🤖🤖
Lol as if women could be classed as normal
@@petervansan1054 yeah normal, basic, boring, plain...
@@EduVillenaNormality exists within the realms of the subjective mind.
When he mouthed ”What the fuck“, I felt that in my soul. That’s such a real thing lmao 😂
As a Puerto Rican, I laughed out loud cause it’s exactly what I was thinking. That would be me 100%
ASMR Bible reading is an amazing idea I somehow didn’t think of until now
"I know what you're all already thinking, but I've already locked all my jewellery away, so don't even try it." - WAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. I'm actually dead.
What exactly is so funny about falsely accusing someone of theft, simply because of their racial background/ethnicity? Just curious
@@macysondheim Yeesh. hahaha
@@macysondheim the sheer racism and how realistic it is IS the joke
@@macysondheimit’s called satire bro
@macysondheim7260 it's dark humor 🤣 with a heavy coating of satire. I personally love it.
this man may not be pregnant but he never fails to deliver
no love deep web cover so based
Not a single miscarriage of humor
And he's always in labor looking for more comedy.
"Do you understand what it means to be a minority?
Only enough to educate people about it"
This man is a genius 😂
Enter Robin DiAngelo
TF it is the twists that get me at the end…
Just freaking comedy gold!!!
🤣🤣🤣
Keep it up
as a black Puerto Rican, this is gold💀
Black and white hispanics don't compute in some American minds. And let's not even start with Asian hispanics, that' s a wholly alien concept. I'm Spanish, my country was VERY racially homogeneous until basically yesterday, and I don't get what is so bloody difficult to understand. When I learnt Irish people weren't even considered white back in the day I was like 😮. Are they blind over there or something? I can distinguish between different African, European and South American regions just by the features, FFS.
@@ynnyss right!!
Is Cardi B a black Puerto Rican? If she is,I dont think that she knows it because she used to call black women roaches.
@@krose9941Cardi is of White and black racial descent, she's Dominican/Trinidadian. And yes some Black-(insert Latin country), don't realize they are black (or descent) because if internalized racism. In fact some black Americans call darker black Americans racist slurs like monkey-looking a$$, roach, Black-a$$, Black-and-ugly. Internalized racism.
@@Lindamorena That's colourism. The whiter the better. In some countries marrying a whiter person is refered as "bettering the race"
I can't cope with Americans not knowing that Spain is in Europe 😭
@@koschmx It's still very strange to hear people like Cardi B or Mario Lopez described as Spanish. What happened to Latino?
Nobody cares dude...
Americans are horrible with geography!🤣🌍👀
@@lorettalynndavis9695 Everybody cares, it's not our problem that you don't know geografy 😂
Oh like it's not my problem that you don't know how to spell? Ok, I get it lol!@@unlocked420
How can you deliver so many punch lines? Genius
Bring a notebook on the poo 🚽
I love the "person" correction 😂😂
My momma is black and used to do at home tutoring for rich people . And let me tell you that there are people like this that exist .
What I LOVE is that his hair is genuinely long and luscious, yet he still puts a towel on his head to indicate he's playing a woman
Asking the cleaners if they’re Mexican is wild
wait....
I got that. As a nurse in Germany I was seen as a cleaner 😅
@veritasa.m1621 awe I'm sorry to hear that's the kind of treatment you've experienced. I'm kind of worried about my future career of being a librarian. Right now as a student I've been learning about workplace diversity and the numbers are very low around %16. But it also encourages me more to want to be a librarian because I want to increase representation of minorities in the field. I hope you no longer experience that kind of treatment and I wish you well!
@@sarahortiz8191 I know. It's sad wat I go thru sometimes at work being the ONLY black in the entire hosp. Well I can't blame them. I pray u well u too dear
It’s the “person” being whispered after black😭😂
This was close to the line, UA-cam had to ask me if I was ok with it 😂😂😂
Did you really get that notification? I'm surprised I didn't get it in ultra inclusive Canada.
Maybe you're just ultra sensitive so YT has to give you trigger warnings that aren't called trigger warnings so they don't trigger you.
@@walternelson2687 Aw, thanks YT for being ultra sensitive to our ultra sensitive feels.
Ya'all two realize youre being just as annoying as the type of people youre making fun of right
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Him mouthing “What the Fuck” sent me and I’m not returning 😂😂😂😂
"I know what you're thinking but I already locked my jewelry so dont even try it!" 🤣 I wasnt expecting that lmaoooo
😂😂😂
“…person” 😂
**EDIT**
Jesus! Most of ya’ll in the comments are insane! We had a very informal relationship, they treated me like family, there was a lot of mutual respect and we shared the same humour and views, especially when it comes to everyone nowadays being ridiculous and far too SENSITIVE about everything! All these stupid boundaries and divisiveness especially when it comes to race, did not exist with us! I am also a Muslim revert hijabi and they were devout Evangelical, and guess what? We’d poke fun at each other all the time about that too, but we respected each other and would have amazing conversations about faith and our experiences with it. We are human beings first, always. Ya’ll need to grow up.**
I’m white and was a live in nanny/maid for a Zimbabwean family then a Nigerian family, they would always joke that I was finally a minority especially when they had all their family over 🤣 the Zimbabwean Dad was so funny, when he was talking to his mum in Zimbabwe shortly after I started, he loudly yelled in front of me “MAMA! I HAVE A WHHITE WOMANN CLEANING MY HOUSE! I MADE IT, MAMA!!” 🤣🤣🤣
I'm Zimbabwean that's hilarious
@@tarim2822wow! That’s cool! Do you speak Shona? They were honestly the best years of my working life! They truly made me part of their family and I still talk with them regularly. I miss those sweet little girls like crazy still; they taught me how to care for and style natural hair which was an amazing process for me to learn and to gain an understanding and respect for the unique relationship African women have with their hair. They also taught me how to properly care for my own hair, which is very curly 3C but no one ever taught me because I was the only one in my white family without straight hair. Learning about their culture and experiences was beyond valuable and enriching. I feel so privileged to have spent those years with them.
Nanny/Maid oh hell naw, either pick one or the other. I ain't changing diapers and cleaning an oven Fuck wrong with ya'll.
@@derricklangford4725 then don’t do that job? No one is asking you to; it’s legitimate paid (very handsomely) employment just like any other job. What a wild reaction.
@benjaminmorris4962 no. I was initially employed simply as a nanny, but on my own initiative just started doing chores and caring for the home because frankly, I enjoy it, it’s my natural instinct to clean when I see things and my first real job was for my father’s company working in maintenance and was trained in industrial, commercial and hospital cleaning. When the family noticed me cleaning as well, they felt bad so they increased my salary further to officially include the duties I was already doing of my own volition. It is not ‘sugar coating’ anything. And having worked in those industries for a good while, the term ‘servant’ is certainly not one I have ever seen part of any job title.
The fact that she thinks she’s in the minority just because the others minorities added up is more than her 💀
Right!
Actually it's correct, everyone there is a minority in terms of race but a majority in terms of sex.
She is. This is actually why US minorities scream about representation in Hollywood, because in their neighborhoods, they don't see themselves as a minority, since most people around them, look like them.
So when they see that country-side, mostly white people are being shown, they think it's something against them. Not saying there's no racial biased in Hollywood, but people have a skewed view, based on their surroundings
@@sterlingdriggs8806I thought all three cleaners were women
@@IzameBirb Exactly, but there's a BF of the white woman. which makes women the majority, and of course women are a majority in society as a whole as well.
THANK YOU for adding on PERSON to Black!! Had some old dude talking my ear off about “Blacks being lazy” at work and ughhh the irritation I felt knew no bounds
Like at least put "folks" after. I think we're more accepting of that than just "blacks". Sounds too Jim Crow era-y
Black people literally built this country. they didn't steal and oppress other races to avoid doing the work themselves. and THEY have the AUDACITY to call the Black race lazy!!! that's got to be the biggest GAS-light of all time.
Yeah it’s not that long ago that folks were marching with signs reading “I AM a man”. It’s dehumanizing and that’s dangerous.
The irony is the white people who are pointing fingers at minorities and saying they’re lazy is the one pointing are always the one who are actually lazy.
@@lawrencelawrence8553 It quite literally is and it makes me uncomfortable because why is everyone else “person” but we’re “blacks” who even says that anymore?
This feels like Eric Cartman level skit 😂👍🏼
Moral of the story: If someone is virtue signalling, rob them blind like an 1890s highwayman.
How is this about virtue signalling?
moral of the story you are racist
@@Yet.Another.Rapper.KiG.V2The "I know what it’s like to be a minority now and can educate people on it!" I'm guessing.
I had a white woman tell me this years ago after she covered a shift in a nursing home (nurse) that had all Black staff. I just looked at her and said, "How do you think I feel every single day???" She just stared at me.
I’m white and it is wild to be in that situation and then realize… this is what other folks deal with all the time. Feeling like the only one, or in the vast minority. It is uncomfortable at first.
@@edvh88you don't care that much
i'd rather be a minority in a group of white people than in any other race/group of people. I'm tired of pretending like white people are dangerous and evil when they are the least likely out of all races to be.@@edvh88
Then move to a black country, Shaniqua. Quit living in "white supremacist" country with all the "racism" if it's so bad for you all the time. Africa is the second largest continent on Earth, plenty of room in Wakanda for majestic black qweenz like you.
This shows they know and are aware of how we must feel but they choose to ignore it at best.
“Only two normal ppl here” 😩🤣🤣
They got the Spanish speaking American , European taco eater and the future convicted criminal in the same room
@@Minelaughter😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐🤓😐😐😐😐😐😐😐
@@bertinmukiza3532 all those yellow people and we might have to call this Chinatown
@@MinelaughterHey! Spaniards do not eat tacos. It is IMPOSSIBLE to get decent Mexican food in Europe.
-and a black
-person
Omg I can't with this guy 😂
It's always interesting when talking about people, black are always referred to the color of their skin but other people by their ethnicities.
And most of them aren't "black" but various shades of brown and dark tan.
The lack of records of our ancestry make it hard to know which nations we were a part of before being slaves in America. My family's recorded history literally only goes back to a couple hundred years ago. On top of that even if you know exactly what your ancestry is, look at how certain Americans act when someone like Kamaru Usman calls himself African. Damned if you do, damned if you don't 🤣
@Hakkyoku8e I completely understand that but most African Americans don't even want that "African " title when addressing them.
We are on the rise and it makes the inorganics fall.
I don’t even mind, I do it to white people and white people do it to me, but imo it’s just easier to say I’m black
“You’re different, all right.” My favorite line. Also the black person quietly adding “person” after every time she just says “a black.” 💀
it was "Shelly's" boyfriend or husband that was adding "person" after everytime.
Yeah, like @ohno6325 said it's her companion that added "person" every time. As a mater of fact, the black person refered to her as "100% black", with no add-on
Thank you. I hate that shit. Vastly prefer when people say "Black people" to being called "Blacks". It just feels....
@@CountryFrenchyBoy You don't say Spanishes. You say a Spanish person. It's a grammar thing. You don't say "he's a gay", you say "he's a gay person". But you do say "she's a lesbian".
They're called spaniards. Lesbian is a noun and should be used how you did. Gay in proper speech is definitely an adjective but it has also definitely been used as a noun (just not sure you'd write that in an essay :P) so the last three sentences make sense to me.
If the argument is about calling white/black people whites/blacks I don't see the problem. If there was a shooter and I had to give an officer or whomever a description on the spot I would say 2 whites and a black or whatever the circumstance. I fail to see why omitting "person" to make it easier and faster to refer to a demographic is bad. If youre trying to ascertain whether someone is a racist and this is your metric, you may be missing out on the actual racist parts like being treated as an inferior species.@@zyonic69420
“There’s a Puerto Rican, a Spanish, and a black…. Person” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Was looking for this comment lol
😂😂😂
My funeral's next week because I'm DEAD
“Only 2 **normal** people….” ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️
Caught that too. I heard a coworker say "normal people" when she was relating a story about some other ethnicities. Worse part is she is Mexican-American (here in Tx) trying to pass for white SMH
That’s the part I think a lot of us “whites” need help with, even if we mean well, there is an underlying mentality that we have to work to dismantle. Centering “whiteness” as “normal” is so gross.
@@edvh88 I guess its a bad choice of words from meaning "common". Like to me, when you ask me to think about a "normal" person (regular, average), Id think on some than person, since pale and very black people were "uncommon" in my life
It's hilarious that in entire continents being any other race than yt is normal. Like only 17% of the whole of humanity might be classified as yt yet 20% of the whole of humanity is Han Chinese. Being Chinese is more normal than being yt.
You can be fully white and fully Puerto Rican/Mexican/Spanish
Actually the majority of people in Spain are fully white
Genealogy, history and migration has entered the chat....
Racists would disagree with you
@@danielkeizer4174i mean, if we start like that no one is fully white, since the first humans started in africa as black and we evolved into other races and ethnicities from there to adapt to different living conditions. But, yes, there is people of what is considered as white european ancestry is all those countries, and in spain native people are predominantly iberocelts, so, basically, white.
@@nessyness5447 ofcourse you are correct on that one. We came from a single source. But genetics changes over a long time due to environment. So pigment and features developed as needed. So discussion's on whether we were either all black or all white are sort of pointless. As that was before the continents drifting apart. And we don't really know.
But in a more recent development on a genetic level we can see where most came from. As RNA gives clear and different patterns we can interpret. So we can't talk about "white people" in the first place. There is no real white people. What exactly do you understand to be white people? Anglo Saxon? Scandinavian? Germanien? These are all different in geneticall buildup.
Similar to there not being one "black people" or even one African people. As there are fast differences between different tribes and their development.
As used Spain in this example had under Moore (black skinned) rule for a couple hundred years. The moore bloodlines are overly represented in most Spanish decent people. Even those with blonde hair and blue eyes can still be mixed. On a genetic level. Their children can be born with brown eyes and or dark hair or any combination off characteristics. Biology and stuff about dominant or recessive alleles and hereditary factors.
Either way most people aren't completely white in the sense of their genetic build up. It's usually mixed. Especially in southern Europeans who are often not of a pure genetic build. Too much migration and cultural mixing and such for that to be a thing in those areas. It's been under so many empirical rule that bloodlines of Genghis Khan and Alexander the great are in there.
The majority.... All native Spaniards are white because they are Europeans......
As a latin member, I give this man an award for his balls to say the things we think but nobody listen
Everyone bashes white people these days.....it hardly takes balls. He's a white man whos point scoring by hating on his own race. He's pathetic and weak.
"And a black"
"Person"😂😂😂😂😂
I'm white and I once saw a girl do this in an assigned writing group. Common sense isn't always so common.
"Forget about the race and stick to what you good at" - Al, 2023