I mean, to be fair if you say "order a drone strike to kill the bad guy" do you really need to understand exactly what a drone is? Does it change the answer?
Considring that they were probably taxed nearly as much as 50% of their crop yield in addition to doing labour and other services... no they would not have a stroke ar all.
It's called context clues the idea where you don't know the meaning of the word but use the context to get a sense of meaning of the word So the 1324 guy assumed a drone is some kind of military soldier.
@@IDKwhattoupload Or he assumed that a drone was an advanced weapon that hasn't been invented yet (we're basically saying the same thing, why am I still posting this)
I love how the 1324 guy doesn't even CARE that he was transported by means outside of his comprehension TO THE FUTURE and just chills and goes along like it's an average Sunday. 🤣
@randalthor394 I mean yes, but we would be more accepting of "You traveled in time." Since we are familiar with what technology is as a baseline and could accept its advancements beyond what we know better than a being unfamiliar. Meaning: - You traveled in time. - What? - With technology. - Oh it's THAT advanced now? Alright. Is far easier to accept and understand than: - You traveled in time. - What? - With technology. - WHAT!? See what I mean? We would only need an explanation of advancements in what we know instead of an explanation of electricity, tech, coding, physics, what physics even are, quantum physics and what that is, particle acceleration, general relativity, gravity, etc etc etc. Furthermore the "Future" Al is in 2024 implying that the 1324 guy traveled to 2024 as his future but our current, so in the skit the "future" Al should be familiar with the tech since it is his current time meaning that the tech used to travel the 1324 guy here is common or at least possible since they casually brought him to a talk show implying it's commonplace. This implies that it's common in 2024 and since we live in 2024 IRL then if we were to be in the spirit of the skit we would be ok with this (in this skit universe) technology. But yes, at face value it IS indeed incomprehensible to US the viewer if we count the 4th wall between us and the skit and we casually accepted it without question too, so you are technically correct making my response a pointless acoustic rant proving how "fun" I am at parties. 🤣👍
Reminds me of a similar joke, if you time traveled back to WW1 and said anything about it being "1" or "the first world war", they'd all be like "....first?"
@undershade3006 That's good 👍😂. Tbh in history it seems like most times the general populace was pretty armed if they could afford it. Certainly had an effective enough counter handy to handle some wacko with a sword or bow running around.
@@tabletennisstars1227 that implies the low quality "humour" with trash writing and fake laugh is actually "fun" Imagine it being actually funny, so they dont have to add the fake laugh traxk
Al probably messed up the dialogue on this one, since Israel is targeting innocent civilians in 2024 having killed 17,000 children and more than 11,000 women in the past year alone
@@Jo_Es_Chess_Channel no offense my guy but if isreal was JUST tryna kill civilians the death count would probably be near 100k to 300k in just few weeks..
@@Jo_Es_Chess_Channel first off those are h group numbers secondly, just looking with h group numbers only we know that the civilian to death ratio is 1.4 to one with the modern urban warfare being nine to one
@@ZeusOmega3 It was the same kind of thing going on. Muslims taking the land from Jewish people, those people fleeing the land, then coming back with the support of Europe to take back their ancestral land. Although they were also doing it as revenge for the invasion of Europe by various Muslim groups from around the 8th century all the way until around the end of the 15th century. Kind of crazy but most people don't study enough history to realize just how often those groups invaded each other. And you also have to remember that during that time period the amount of knowledge the average person had was probably less than we can find in an average newspaper today. So things like the invasion of your land by another group of people even a couple of hundred years ago would have been on a limited list of events that you knew about. So when the king and pope called for people to join the war in retaliation against that group you probably joined up without too many questions. It also likely took decades of planning for some of those crusades, the few that weren't planned out well in advance went very poorly including one that never really made it out of Europe.
@@kelvinp.coleman563 bro I'm not allowed hormones until I give two different people a 800 word essay and I have to wait 7 years to hand it in because they don't except it until then 😭
@@kelvinp.coleman563 it's the law basically everywhere in Canada, the US, Britain. You need two different psychologists or doctors or whatever they are to say you're allowed, then you need to wait 7 years after your initial request, then you can start them. In Florida and most likely other places in the future it's illegal to use HRT at all and it can't be prescribed at any age. But yeah I mean therapy is available, not given out or anything but it's there just like it is for everyone else. I'm in Canada btw (since you asked)
Eastern Rome was still around, so... It depends if he's Catholic or Orthodox. Catholics at the time saw the HRE ad the successor. Orthodox saw the Byzantine Empire as the successor.
This dude got it wrong. Covid pandemic has killed 7.1 million so far. A lot of studies are saying 30 to 50 million have died realistically and that the covid pandemic is actually the 5th or 4th worst pandemic in recorded human history.
Dang do people still believe in phytoestrogen being the same as estrogen? Better stop eating all nuts and legumes then, peas, beans, etc.. @@krembryle
@@Driv3rMadness hardest one? It's hard to understand the question, sounds like a trap question. But the straight up answer is even easier than in 1324, we have much more knowledge about it in 2024, if we are actually being scientific about it and not just using the topic to get attention
@@AlexandreGThere are A LOT of circumstances where keeping things simple is much easier to explain and answer a question. In 1324, the only thing you would have to say is the reproduction part of human and possibly facial and visual physical features. However, there is a huge difference between 1324 and 2024, is that THE NUMBER OF PEOPLE THAT PROCLAIM THEIR OWN "GENDER", and if you share the answer with one of them, there is a very high chance you would spark up a World War.
multiple answers for this depending on the scientific field you study. when talking abt medicine is better using the biological meaning, but when talking about the person themselves then a neurological/psychological approach is the best. genders are valid if you consider the neurological approach, for example there was already a study that shows that trans women have their brains closer to the female brain than their SAAB. there are yes some fake ones that just want the attention and protection, but if you are actually trans gosh i can just wish the best for you because as a therian i must say that living like we do is torture. tho think at the good side... yall at least can transitions
@@AliciaTDK01 Probably because you haven't been here. The only major problems we have going on here are related to cost of living. Most social issues you might be thinking of are mostly online and rarely relevant in real life. Definitely not as in-your-face as you might claim. Turns out, if you just let people do their thing, they tend to leave you alone.
Bro, the fucking subtlety of this guy's Jokes and how he dances just on the very fine line is masterful 👏. Truly, unparalleled approach to comedy that embodies the real world in a way that almost anyone can relate to!
@TrenchCoatDingo what is female then? if it's xx, then there r many males with xx, & females with xy. it's just complex since there is no definition of a woman. but who is man? the one who leads, who protect, who provides is a man & thatsy some women r also called man of the house.
Everyone needs more than their salary to be financial stable. The best thing to do with your money is to invest it rightly, because money left for saving always end up used with no returns.
@@MagarethWoods Financially stable... To actually be able to afford to live on their own! I'm 33, living in Poland, I can't even afford to rent a flat! And my salary isn't even the minimum wage! It's insane!
"How many g... No !!" I understood it before he even finished the "many", I love it. Edit : for those who didn't det it, it's "How many gender are there".
@@greenfire2783 My friend, THE FUCKING BASE OF THE DAMN CONFLICT BEING WHICH RELIGION GETS THE FUCKING HOLY LAND HAS EXISTED FOR MILLENIA, IF YOU DIDN'T KNOW ISRAEL IS LITERALLY MAINLY PEOPLE WHO PRACTICE JUDAISM AND PALESTINE BEING MUSLIMS, THIS RELIGIOUS CONFLICT HAS EXISTED FOR SO FUCKING LONG Sorry for the rant, TLDR: the region and motives as well as the demographics on each side remain similar/consistant
I just looked at Al's subscriber count and I'm disappointed my guys only 2. Smthing million bro deserves 10 million at least and that's how much I thought he had I hope he gets more recognition
I still find the "What is a woman" question hilarious. Not because of the surface absurdity but because it implies people have never encountered the inherent problem with categorization before. Legitimately, we can't even define what a _species_ is properly. Don't you all remember that from high school biology? They gave a few definitions of what a species was and just said "If it fits an arbitrary number of these, it's a species."
... you think transphobes understood anything about high school biology, let alone remember any of it? You're talking about people who unironically believe biology and culture are the same thing. Who believe women are born with skirts, high heels, make-up, and so on
I think the ironic part is if you go back farther. They'll actually be asking all the same questions as 2024. History is cyclical. We still cite back to old philosophy due to how relevant it is
yea, we're in some wacky form of hell, i can't tell if milk being racist has or hasn't happened, not if it is or isn't possible, just if it is or isn't a thing.
@@Grason20 yeah but that's just because the whole idea becomes hugely impractical as soon as you consider it has to exist in our physical world and the drivers would be the people you see online
Missed opportunity: “I’m glad the bubonic plague no longer exists” “Oh no, it still does. It’s just not a big deal since we have a cure for it now.” “….you have a cure?”
I always think what it would be like if someone from the past met someone from the present. Imagine Ludwig Van Beethoven listening to a group of Yeat, or Cardi mugs saying “this Shii slaps.”
"Oh the hundred-years war??" Reminds me of that Doctor Who scene where the Doc has. WW1 soldier in his ship and refers to him AS a "World War 1 soldier." The soldier is shocked. "World war...ONE?"
Well, Israel, at least Palestine didn’t exist until 1948. Israel existed since well before the Bible a.k.a. thousands of years ago as the kingdom of Judah.
Since this 1324 guy is from Europe, he'd say two. Grab a guy from different cultures and you'd get a different answer. Gender is complicated, even in 1324.
love how he didn't even question what is a drone and a firearm
They had firearms back then. Drones is a good point though.
They had, but not in Europe I think
@@pharisaeus6493 ohhh.. baby, we've got them smoothbores
I mean, to be fair if you say "order a drone strike to kill the bad guy" do you really need to understand exactly what a drone is? Does it change the answer?
Firearm is like a crossbow but louder, and a drone is a flying crossbow
Man, gotta appreciate Al for inventing time travel, bringing a person from 1324 to the present, only to ask "What's a woman?"
Am I gay?
I keep thinking artificial intelligence lol
And now we know a woman is just Al with a shirt on his head, right?
It's a guy with a t shirt on his head.
He didn't invent it. He just discovered how to do it. Big difference. 😂
"...Between France and England"
"DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW LITTLE THAT NARROWS IT DOWN!?"
Could be any war
Name any other war that started in 1337 ill wait
@@Mrkrilo Friso-Hollandic War
@@serbjitkang483 Between British and France?
Them being called France and England, as opposed to Gaul or Brittania, narrows it down a bit.
My 1324 man’s knowing about wars in 1338
passed it on the way
@@vitriolicAmaranth LMFAO
@@vitriolicAmaranth😂😂😂😂😂😂
to be fair...england and france have fought a lot even before the 100 years war
He's a time traveler
If someone from 1324 was to see the tax rate, they'd have a stroke.
Even if someone came from the year 1776
But our modern governments provide us with more things now, like drone strikes.
Just don't pay them
Imagine if they found out about inflation too.
Considring that they were probably taxed nearly as much as 50% of their crop yield in addition to doing labour and other services... no they would not have a stroke ar all.
im surprised the guy from 1324 knows what a drone is
It's called context clues the idea where you don't know the meaning of the word but use the context to get a sense of meaning of the word
So the 1324 guy assumed a drone is some kind of military soldier.
@@IDKwhattoupload Or he assumed that a drone was an advanced weapon that hasn't been invented yet (we're basically saying the same thing, why am I still posting this)
Drones were actually invented in 1322. Anyone telling you otherwise is not a friend. Never forget that.
@@Euduchaus that or the other guy is so focused on unaliving civilians
@@cattocs no way you said unalive instead of kill
I love how the 1324 guy doesn't even CARE that he was transported by means outside of his comprehension TO THE FUTURE and just chills and goes along like it's an average Sunday. 🤣
To be fair, it's outside our comprehension too.
@randalthor394 I mean yes, but we would be more accepting of "You traveled in time." Since we are familiar with what technology is as a baseline and could accept its advancements beyond what we know better than a being unfamiliar.
Meaning:
- You traveled in time.
- What?
- With technology.
- Oh it's THAT advanced now? Alright.
Is far easier to accept and understand than:
- You traveled in time.
- What?
- With technology.
- WHAT!?
See what I mean? We would only need an explanation of advancements in what we know instead of an explanation of electricity, tech, coding, physics, what physics even are, quantum physics and what that is, particle acceleration, general relativity, gravity, etc etc etc.
Furthermore the "Future" Al is in 2024 implying that the 1324 guy traveled to 2024 as his future but our current, so in the skit the "future" Al should be familiar with the tech since it is his current time meaning that the tech used to travel the 1324 guy here is common or at least possible since they casually brought him to a talk show implying it's commonplace. This implies that it's common in 2024 and since we live in 2024 IRL then if we were to be in the spirit of the skit we would be ok with this (in this skit universe) technology.
But yes, at face value it IS indeed incomprehensible to US the viewer if we count the 4th wall between us and the skit and we casually accepted it without question too, so you are technically correct making my response a pointless acoustic rant proving how "fun" I am at parties. 🤣👍
Bro is just a chill dude
To him it's an act of God. Just roll with it and you'll be fine would be his comprehension of the event.
Honestly is that any more incomprehensible than stuff we've actually invented since 1324
If any women are wondering, 3.5 is actually large. Gifted even.
mah man's doing the work of gods for us. thank you sir
Keep doing god's work brother
@@BloodZangetsu dude what you mean? He is speaking facts. 3.5 cm is actully large.
I'd say 3.5 is abnormally large!
@@CairoShane inches not cm, big difference
the last joke is so funny. It’s not 3.5 it’s 3:51
😂😂😂
That was unexpectedly funny
Well, it is fucking underrated
Lmao “the Hundred Years’ War?” “What? 😶”
Reminds me of a similar joke, if you time traveled back to WW1 and said anything about it being "1" or "the first world war", they'd all be like "....first?"
Bro, this video has subtitles
@@garstrum4401 doctor who xD
Or going "oh, the name is slightly misleading, it actually lasted for 116 years"
When you're from 2024 and ask the guy from 2724 about the next decade and he gives you the tight lips look...
“Why are you even in a position you need too be asking that” “F**K” had me laughing so hard
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MURICA
Truth hits hard. They shouldn't need permission from anyone
@undershade3006 That's good 👍😂.
Tbh in history it seems like most times the general populace was pretty armed if they could afford it. Certainly had an effective enough counter handy to handle some wacko with a sword or bow running around.
his real answer wouldve been like, wait they arent armed? why did u disarm them??
Honestly, props to Johnathan for learning modern English
Al's acting skills have honestly become supreme. He would be excellent in a sitcom, unironically.
Sitcoms should not exist
@@burningshine5524 okay mr fun police
A sitcom? That’s what you are watching on your black and white TV grandpa?
@@tabletennisstars1227 that implies the low quality "humour" with trash writing and fake laugh is actually "fun"
Imagine it being actually funny, so they dont have to add the fake laugh traxk
@@burningshine5524 Not all sitcoms have laugh tracks. I find some of them genuinely funny. I like Everyone Loves Raymond and Modern Family
this needs to be a series immediately
That's a great idea
Make more of these!
1:45 im surprised the 1324 guy didnt ask what a drone was
He knew it could kill people, that's all that mattered
Al probably messed up the dialogue on this one, since Israel is targeting innocent civilians in 2024 having killed 17,000 children and more than 11,000 women in the past year alone
@@Jo_Es_Chess_Channel no offense my guy but if isreal was JUST tryna kill civilians the death count would probably be near 100k to 300k in just few weeks..
@@Jo_Es_Chess_Channel R/found a dumb ass
@@Jo_Es_Chess_Channel first off those are h group numbers secondly, just looking with h group numbers only we know that the civilian to death ratio is 1.4 to one with the modern urban warfare being nine to one
Far better than the recent presidential debates.
They actually answered some questions, that's crazy.
And yet Trump v Kamala was the best debate in eight years
@@small.clover Yeah, agreed. We're screwed. It'll all fall down soon and have to be rebuilt again.
We had a good run though. Back 2 back WW Champs.
*cries in western european*
You have no idea how much more worse it can get
Wait guys, do you really have presidential debates and you don't know who will win on the election?
"That's still going on?"😭💀💀💀💀
These 2 shitters have been beefing for 900 years straight
Except he should have replied the crusade ….
@@ZeusOmega3 It was the same kind of thing going on. Muslims taking the land from Jewish people, those people fleeing the land, then coming back with the support of Europe to take back their ancestral land. Although they were also doing it as revenge for the invasion of Europe by various Muslim groups from around the 8th century all the way until around the end of the 15th century. Kind of crazy but most people don't study enough history to realize just how often those groups invaded each other. And you also have to remember that during that time period the amount of knowledge the average person had was probably less than we can find in an average newspaper today. So things like the invasion of your land by another group of people even a couple of hundred years ago would have been on a limited list of events that you knew about. So when the king and pope called for people to join the war in retaliation against that group you probably joined up without too many questions. It also likely took decades of planning for some of those crusades, the few that weren't planned out well in advance went very poorly including one that never really made it out of Europe.
Israel and Palestinian have been fighting each other for thousands of years. It's even recorded in the Bible
Crusades was the obvious counterpoint, bringing up Israel makes no sense for someone in 1324.
"What is a woman" might be the first question in philosophy exams going to 2050 and that's gonna require 800 word essay to pass 😭😭🙏🙏
Hey, they shouldn't have to "pass" just to get your respect.
@@kelvinp.coleman563 bro I'm not allowed hormones until I give two different people a 800 word essay and I have to wait 7 years to hand it in because they don't except it until then 😭
@@sad-o-lantern7825 Where are you? Do you at least get some talking therapy in the meantime to help you keep on dealing with everything?
@@kelvinp.coleman563 it's the law basically everywhere in Canada, the US, Britain. You need two different psychologists or doctors or whatever they are to say you're allowed, then you need to wait 7 years after your initial request, then you can start them. In Florida and most likely other places in the future it's illegal to use HRT at all and it can't be prescribed at any age. But yeah I mean therapy is available, not given out or anything but it's there just like it is for everyone else. I'm in Canada btw (since you asked)
@@sad-o-lantern7825Dont damage your body permanently for a temporary problem
3.5 is way too big nowadays
Oh, honey...
too true
with the amount of dicks lost to woke surgery, I guess we are closer to average of 2"
2 inch take it or leave it
Wtf? Do you mean 8cm's???
I thought he was going to ask "How often do you think about the Roman Empire?"
and the 1324 guy going "tf is that?"
@@flugel5554 Or like, "don't you mean the Holy Roman Empire? It's still around."
Eastern Rome was still around, so...
It depends if he's Catholic or Orthodox.
Catholics at the time saw the HRE ad the successor.
Orthodox saw the Byzantine Empire as the successor.
2:05 just threw away the gender question... 😂😂😂
aaaaaah.... "Genders", ofc... - my brain drew a blank, even though it was the obvious word. :D
Even AI has something he cant say
i heard gingers 💀
i was thinking jews and he wasn't going to touch that one
They are both like "wft man just why?"
We should try about that ginger one. Win win situation anyways
Ed Sheeran 💀💀
@@TheShadowgaming01 LMAO
Uhhhhh...
But what if the gingers are hot? Would you really sacrifice Conan?
@@FirstLast-xd6ym we only sacrifice jewish gingers
3:09 1334 guy: In my time it's about 1338
I felt that "We could've got more..."
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I was promised 20%....just sayin.
Yeah, it killed barely .1% of the global population.
Just to show how much medicine has improved.
Got more what?
This dude got it wrong. Covid pandemic has killed 7.1 million so far. A lot of studies are saying 30 to 50 million have died realistically and that the covid pandemic is actually the 5th or 4th worst pandemic in recorded human history.
This concept was great, I hope he makes more of this.
The consideration after "have you tried it" was hilarious
3.5 Is the average back then?! That's crazy... Men back then were massive!
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yeah no female hormones in food back then
Dang do people still believe in phytoestrogen being the same as estrogen? Better stop eating all nuts and legumes then, peas, beans, etc.. @@krembryle
@@krembryleSo…the lack of “female hormones” made their dicks smaller? I’m trying to understand your point here
@@EEEEEEEEu are everywhere why
0:30 i knew it😭
We made the easiest question the stupidly hardest one bc of modern ideology b s.
Same with how many g-- Nope 😂
@@Driv3rMadness hardest one? It's hard to understand the question, sounds like a trap question.
But the straight up answer is even easier than in 1324, we have much more knowledge about it in 2024, if we are actually being scientific about it and not just using the topic to get attention
@@AlexandreG There's a recent documentary about it that explores how insanely people think. We made it way more difficult than it actually is.
@@AlexandreGThere are A LOT of circumstances where keeping things simple is much easier to explain and answer a question. In 1324, the only thing you would have to say is the reproduction part of human and possibly facial and visual physical features.
However, there is a huge difference between 1324 and 2024, is that THE NUMBER OF PEOPLE THAT PROCLAIM THEIR OWN "GENDER", and if you share the answer with one of them, there is a very high chance you would spark up a World War.
multiple answers for this depending on the scientific field you study. when talking abt medicine is better using the biological meaning, but when talking about the person themselves then a neurological/psychological approach is the best.
genders are valid if you consider the neurological approach, for example there was already a study that shows that trans women have their brains closer to the female brain than their SAAB.
there are yes some fake ones that just want the attention and protection, but if you are actually trans gosh i can just wish the best for you because as a therian i must say that living like we do is torture.
tho think at the good side... yall at least can transitions
The guy from 1324 sure had strong af genes, the guy from 2024 looks exactly like him!
1324 guy kept it in the family that's why.
@@da3sthebest I had to mentally reel from that
The fact that he answered the “what is a woman” question by pointing to a dude wearing a “wig” is deliciously meta
The colour choice of the "wig" just makes it that much more authentic.
id say accurate to California, idk what the hell is going on in that hell hole
@@AliciaTDK01 Says the person with 2 pride flags in their pfp???
@@AliciaTDK01 Probably because you haven't been here. The only major problems we have going on here are related to cost of living. Most social issues you might be thinking of are mostly online and rarely relevant in real life. Definitely not as in-your-face as you might claim. Turns out, if you just let people do their thing, they tend to leave you alone.
@@PJM257 counterpoint, drugs
Bro, the fucking subtlety of this guy's Jokes and how he dances just on the very fine line is masterful 👏. Truly, unparalleled approach to comedy that embodies the real world in a way that almost anyone can relate to!
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@@EEEEEEEE A
@@toonyandfriends1915S
unparalleled is crazy glazing
@@thebirdfromtwitter1249 aww man, it was only glazing to you? fk.. and here I thought I was riding it cowboy style
2:05 is crazy 😂😂😂
How many g-? What does that mean
@@atharvbavkar831 gender
@@Orincaby whats the full sentence?
@@Aaliyah7777”How many genders are there”
Took me a minute.
As someone born in 1324, this was actually really informative and helpful!
3:42, smiles like he just found some new hopes 😂
"how many g- nope" 😭
i don't get it.
Me too@@McHerorpg
@@McHerorpghow many genders are there
@foolserrand-lu7ym I'd argue roughly 8 billion
@@AAAAAA-qs1bvpeople
"11... month?!
Years 🤤" I'M DEAD💀
@@MommyToldMeImSpecial he means to say that he married when he was 18 month (a year and 6 month)
@@MommyToldMeImSpecialhe said he and his wife just married and are both 18 years old, but they have an 11 year old kid
is it even possible to have kids at 7
@@AridRaider I remember reading a Chinese kid giving birth at 5...
Googled now and it was a Peruvian kid
This needs to be a series
Feel lucky to be here early with you, boys.
The disappointment on Al's face when he read "What is a woman" 😭😭
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@@EEEEEEEE Actually true. I agree
@@EEEEEEEE B
"Oh the Hundred Years War?"
"What?.."
LMFAOO
Why does the guy from 1324 know what a drones is
They had books in 1324 bro
Leonardo DiCaprio was good at more things than just drawing women
Why did he know things from 1338?
@@FeenskeeU mean Da Vinci
@@Feenskee Assuming you meant Da Vinci, he was born in 1452.
Woman? That’s my question too.
(Edit: Why is there a war I just made a joke)
A adult human female.
Answering your question as a woman: no
@TrenchCoatDingo what is female then? if it's xx, then there r many males with xx, & females with xy. it's just complex since there is no definition of a woman. but who is man? the one who leads, who protect, who provides is a man & thatsy some women r also called man of the house.
@@Julia-v3p2xand because?
@@RenPK62 because women
Honestly our government has no idea how people are suffering these days. I much feel sorry for the disabled people who don’t get the help they deserve
Everyone needs more than their salary to be financial stable. The best thing to do with your money is to invest it rightly, because money left for saving always end up used with no returns.
Kate Mellon Bruce is not just my family’s financial advisor, she’s a licensed and FINRA agent who other families in the US employs her services
She's active on face book @
Kate Mellon Bruce
@@MagarethWoods Financially stable... To actually be able to afford to live on their own! I'm 33, living in Poland, I can't even afford to rent a flat! And my salary isn't even the minimum wage! It's insane!
You missed a funny
1324: what's the top killer of men in 2024?
2024: probably prostate cancer or heart disease, what about you?
1324: the French
Well, Putin is doing his best too.
Who’s here in [time period]
Me. 1559. We crowned Queen Elizabeth. long live the queen.
Hey, me too!
@@mateusloubach Here from 2022, sad time for us, Queen Elizabeth just passed away.
@novalcatalyst4021 *II
I came from 2169. Not gonna make any predictions I'm just chilling
Riskiest video of the year!
He truly is unhinged, and I love it.
3:16 oh the 100 years war...dead
"How many g... No !!"
I understood it before he even finished the "many", I love it.
Edit : for those who didn't det it, it's "How many gender are there".
Still don't get it, wgatt was the question gonna be?
I also don't get it
dont worry about it
Didn't get it either, could someone explain?
@@ahandlenameismandatoryI was thinking genders but I’m not sure 🤣
I love how this is somehow pretty unbiased.
He is clowning on both.
One of your absolute best. Man, you are killing it right now.
3:05, yeah pretty much
I am literaly watching this from the safe room as we are being attacked by Iran (they sent like 400 missils) so... yeah I would say that
@@mikybooare you ok
Israel didn't exist in 1324???
@@greenfire2783 My friend, THE FUCKING BASE OF THE DAMN CONFLICT BEING WHICH RELIGION GETS THE FUCKING HOLY LAND HAS EXISTED FOR MILLENIA, IF YOU DIDN'T KNOW ISRAEL IS LITERALLY MAINLY PEOPLE WHO PRACTICE JUDAISM AND PALESTINE BEING MUSLIMS, THIS RELIGIOUS CONFLICT HAS EXISTED FOR SO FUCKING LONG
Sorry for the rant, TLDR: the region and motives as well as the demographics on each side remain similar/consistant
@@mikyboo sending unbiased hugs of emotional support, I hope it helps, hey at least now you have a reason never to go outside
Man from 1324 knowing what a drone is
Just assume it is a magic flying weapon where wizards control in a distance using another magic device
And Israel and Palestine too
This video was so good I want a part 2!
"How many g- Nope!"
Good call on that
Someone explain
@@urgamecshk "how many genders are there"
I just looked at Al's subscriber count and I'm disappointed my guys only 2. Smthing million bro deserves 10 million at least and that's how much I thought he had I hope he gets more recognition
I still find the "What is a woman" question hilarious. Not because of the surface absurdity but because it implies people have never encountered the inherent problem with categorization before. Legitimately, we can't even define what a _species_ is properly. Don't you all remember that from high school biology? They gave a few definitions of what a species was and just said "If it fits an arbitrary number of these, it's a species."
... you think transphobes understood anything about high school biology, let alone remember any of it? You're talking about people who unironically believe biology and culture are the same thing. Who believe women are born with skirts, high heels, make-up, and so on
Woman is born with vagina 🥰
0:47 the most prevalent question is WHAT THE DOG DOIN!
But can I? 😂
of course, enjoy
@@よしみ-x5j💀
Ah, the Japanese, always outta pocket
he probably did. Thats why the 2024 version looks the exact same 😂.
1:02 as a ginger, this sounds way better than what happens in 2024
This is gold from start to end, and after the end too. But not after the after the end.
I should watch this again.
E
1:07 good riddance
That's what they're for...
Yes @@dustinfisher29
I know right?
the sneeze/heart stop joke feels so real - was that actually a myth back in the day?
It was believed no so long ago
Missed opportunity for Flat Earth, lol.
This confirms that even then they knew the earth was globular
earth is flat though. Stop spreading lies.
Im kidding, its shaped like a raptor
@RivalHades-mk1xl a flat raptor, or a 3D raptor, though? That would be sick.
Months?
Years
F**k!
I actually lol'd
3:34 lol he knows that he missed his chance to take out ALL of Europe.
I just rewatched this video before reading comments and only then did i realize thats what he meant, came to search for this comment lol
This might be my new favorite Al Jokes video.
"That's still going on?"
Fucking gold
1:24 literally ate the rich
“Eat the rich” But metaphors don’t exist
In netherland a crazy mob ate their primeminister, but it was much later than 14th century.
@@MichaelMayor-k6t holy fuck, do you remember the details? Wanna check this shit out on wikipedia or smth
"How many G- ...? Nope!"
'Could have gotten more...' Savage
To me that was also the best one, next to so many other good jokes in here, this want had me laguing hard.
“Is it gonna end soon?”
“Oh the Hundred Years’ War?”
*“…what?”*
Nevermind, it is only called 100 years war. It lasts significantly longer actually.
I think the ironic part is if you go back farther. They'll actually be asking all the same questions as 2024. History is cyclical.
We still cite back to old philosophy due to how relevant it is
I demand a series of this
1920's people: Heck yeah, we will have flying cars and live on Mars by 2024
2024 people: Milk is racist now
yea, we're in some wacky form of hell, i can't tell if milk being racist has or hasn't happened, not if it is or isn't possible, just if it is or isn't a thing.
Flying cars exist
don't forget about math
@@ahfa2010it does, but not practical
@@Grason20 yeah but that's just because the whole idea becomes hugely impractical as soon as you consider it has to exist in our physical world and the drivers would be the people you see online
I've literally watched this 4 times in a row. I'm gonna watch it at least once more. So freakin good. Al you're a goddam genius
that guy from 1324 must be PACKING
E
I’m like why he was looking at his junk
a spy minipistol for sure
My brother, keep up with your long form videos, they're just a shoot out of fun 😂
Missed opportunity:
“I’m glad the bubonic plague no longer exists”
“Oh no, it still does. It’s just not a big deal since we have a cure for it now.”
“….you have a cure?”
0:13 for somereason i watched the vid thinking 1324 was 2024 cs it matched so much😂😂
The best skit a watched in a while, love u Al
Al pulling that side glance at the end is perfection
this is fkn hilarious. also, the acting is just superb as usual.
What a banger this needs a sequel
"How many g-"
That got me 🤣
who's gonna tell him the war was 116 years long
Make more of these please. Actually amazing.
Bro saw into the future 💀 3:09
No, the conflict has been going on for thousands of years
@@hiyo9144 What? The Hundred Years War started in 1337 but the guy is from 1324
@@theroyburnhamshow3944it's been going on before 0 BC
And Palestine was created in 1930 something
@@tmflux Did you not click on the time stamp, I was talking about the 100 Years War, they talked about Palestine and Israel earlier in the video
Okay 3:17 was a hysterical punchline. Absolutely got a belly laugh outta me
I always think what it would be like if someone from the past met someone from the present. Imagine Ludwig Van Beethoven listening to a group of Yeat, or Cardi mugs saying “this Shii slaps.”
Beethoven's deaf lmao.
Mozart would at least love Ice Spice lyrics
3:24 - how the fuck did he know!? It started in 1346 😂
Lmao the chairs being different
This was great. I love your longer form comedy vids
I’d appreciate more videos like this.
"Oh the hundred-years war??"
Reminds me of that Doctor Who scene where the Doc has. WW1 soldier in his ship and refers to him AS a "World War 1 soldier." The soldier is shocked. "World war...ONE?"
3:37 how is that even known?
Documentation, change in co2 pollution preserved. Educated guesses of citizen registers
He immediately knew about Israel and Palestine
Well, Israel, at least Palestine didn’t exist until 1948. Israel existed since well before the Bible a.k.a. thousands of years ago as the kingdom of Judah.
@@Jst4vdeos yeah bud keep that knowledge to yourself
2:04 The question was "How many genders are there?" - which he couldn't ask, so threw it :D
Exactly xD
2
Since this 1324 guy is from Europe, he'd say two. Grab a guy from different cultures and you'd get a different answer. Gender is complicated, even in 1324.
@@genghisn7 bro can’t be serious 🤦♂️ btw the answer is 2
@@genghisn7 which culture had more than 2?
The most I know is 3. Male, female, and male who got castrated at birth
3.5 is well above average. Right?
what the fuck is an inch
@@Commander_Boreale IIRC 2.54 cm
Suuure
It's like twice the average, I believe. Maybe more 🤔
2:15 his reaction hit me😭😭
Loved it! Good idea for a format