Playing the hacker dude game with my main man Star_ +Like to help spread the infection! :) Ster: / niichts Connect with me! / jerma985 / jerma985 / 183539835053496 www.steamcommunity.com/groups/...
I love the idea of someone, who just got a motorcycle, pops a wheelie and just keeps it going, suddenly screaming "THE GUY!!! GET THE GUY FROM GUINNESS BOOK OF WORLDS RECORDS DOWN HERE!!!".
[Star_ throws a grenade] [Screams " *GRENADE OUT* "] [VR iPad dude starts freaking out] [Grenade starts beeping and blinking red] [Near-explosive alert on the screen] JERMA: What did you do?
The gta clone meme isn't funny anymore, that term needs to die, just like Doom clone did, Call it a Shiity open world game, and if it was a copy it sholud be the better version of DRIVER Since ubisoft Did kill the series (the only thing that they are good at)
This isn't a video game this is a cgi recreation of Jerma and Star out in public. It was used in recent court case as evidence for why they should not be allowed in public ever again.
1:47-2:00 Someone please make fanart of Jerma driving a car with Star on top of it, holding an assault rifle, with a Spiderman web coming out of his ass and his leg twitching like that. Please, I beg of you.
Forest Gump was in Saving Private Ryan? Which scene was that? So, are you saying that Forest Gump wasn't in the Vietnam War? And he was in WWII instead? It all makes sense now!
Its kinda too bad too. But if you get passed the whole "trying to be next gen genius" hype then this game isn't too awful. Think of it as a free roam splinter cell game. It is supposed to be a very serious and "tactical" sandbox. But I think it's downfall is that it takes itself too seriously and takes out the "dick around" element that Gta has and Saints row completely encompasses. Take it with a grain of salt, its not the greatest game ever, big surprise
"I'm gonna move this onto you and it's gonna be like "Idiot" Hahaha" -Jerma He was actually correct, when he moved it over Star it said "Scientologist"
I think that people are buying watch dogs as a GTA V substitute on the PC... YA HEAR THAT ROCKSTAR?! Don't make me go on a train to Edinburgh and scream outside your office,"WILL THE PC PORT BE OUT WHEN THERE ARE ACTUAL TRAMS AROUND HERE?!"
Spahce Props for the edinburgh note XD ALTHOUGH I SAW A TRAM MOVING THE OTHER WEEK WHEN I WENT BACK DOWN THERE TO VISIT FAMILY. Rockstar are just self-entitled nerds :3
People are saying "this game is bad" after watching Star and Jerma play it... If you REALLY want some actual gameplay showing what you can do in Watch Do-...excuse me- i mean, "Wash_Hogs" then go watch a review or a walkthrough. In my opinion, it's a really awesome game, very different from GTA (just because it's a "Free-roam" game doesn't mean it's copying GTA). I would give it a "8.5 / 10", great single-player, fun online and it has a very cool concept. By the way, great video, Jerma! Star and you are always hilarious together! Hahah
It's bad anyway. Never trust any major gaming outlets for reviews, especially on big name titles from publishers like Ubisoft. Nearly all of them are paid off,
It really sucks I was so excited for this game since last summer, but it looks as though Ubisoft didn't pull their shit together. The demos looked pleasing ='( _I trusted you..._
The water effects are actually pretty good, if it’s the day after they dye the river green and also if an industrial amount of cornstarch got spilled by accident.
Instead of a Batman vs Superman movie, someone should make a feature length movie of Star and Jerma playing video games or being sucked into a video game and doing stupid stuff. Anything video game related.
This game looks like typical, run-of-the-mill, ubisoft trash. You can pretty much tell it's from ubisoft by the horribly designed UI elements. The backlash reminds me of the first Assassins Creed. That too had an insane hype preceding its release and then fell flat on its face with below average review scores. A bunch of people got fired over that game. Well, at least that looked next-gen for its time, but this just looks like absolute garbage. The kind of game only a 15 year old would be hyped about. Everything about this game looks like it is trying to appeal to teenagers with no sense of standards. The same people bought the Thief reboot and thought it was good. AAA garbage made by 1000 people and marketed at the lowest denominator.
TheTrap 1. I saw the game for the piece of shit it eventually became from the first e3 trailer that hyped everyone. Even from that first incredibly fake and pre-rendered 'gameplay' clip, I saw ubisofts putrid game design philosophy shine through. 2. I didn't even talk about graphics in my original comment. The game looks like your typical bland, over-produced, over-budgeted ubisoft shit fest. 'Press X to win' gameplay, half-assed copied elements from other games and overall gameplay that plays itself. The horrible graphics and overall bad performance just add to the very bad impression. 3. My opinion about this horrible game is shared by everyone who isn't a standard less ubisoft shill. Nice profile picture and name by the way. Le epic maymays, am I right? Exactly the kind of person I would expect to enjoy this game.
Basketharry I hope you realize not everyone who supports this game isn't just some "standard less ubisoft shill". I actually thought this game was fun, you clearly haven't even played the game it seems, so why are you making an opinion on it from a couple of videos you've seen on the internet? Oh, and nice personal attack, it totally added to your argument, here, let me try: Oh, nice cat picture, where'd you get that from, a 2 second google search on the internet? Oh, and your name is stupid. Did that add to my argument? No! And it sure as hell didn't add to yours. We have these things called opinions, I think you should respect them a little more than you are, because all you're doing is being an asshole.
TheTrap I have played the game and its abysmal. It's not my problem that you have absolute zero standards. The whole internet has been making fun of this game. It was panned by critics. It represents everything that is wrong with gaming today. Over-hyped, over-budgeted shit marketed at the absolute lowest common denominator. Do you seriously think 'press x to hack' gameplay is in any way fun or engaging. It's breaindead. It plays itself. It just pointed your name and profile picture out because it's a meme. A disposable internet joke that has been outdated for years and you somehow just now picked it up. Are you a teenager by any chance because that would explain some things. Also being critical of the gaming medium which has become oversaturated with absolute shit these last few years isn't being an asshole, it's called being a rational human being who isn't a sheep and doesn't eat shit up which is served to him. Maybe you should get some critical thinking skills.
TheTrap "Oh, and nice personal attack, it totally added to your argument, here, let me try:" Actually, it does add to his argument. It's typical shit for some moron with 9gag epic meemees to defend this fail game. Your taste is terrible, and it carries over to video games since you like this. It's the same thing when you see people with tf2 engineers as their profile pic defending mini sentries, or people with a nintendo character profile pic defending Nintendo's newest rehash.
This game is such a scam you can't even watch dogs in this game
ikr
You know what else? Sleeping Dogs didn't have a single sleeping dog in it either! Sick of these games promising dogs, then failing to deliver.
***** I played Gears of War and couldn't find any gears.
Geary
NICE 2 BEST FIRIENDS JOKE
tank butt Actually it wasn't.
Those water textures are brilliant. It's like I'm swimming on an river full of blue and green-ish oatmeal.
hmm yes the indian rivers be like
@kala captain Hail!
@@AgsmaJustAgsma you're still alive?
@@Oilupimtherein5 Perhaps. I can't feel my wrist tho.
oh my god its asgma
"I'm gonna point at you and its going to say like "Idiot""
*points at him*
"Scientologist"
Close enough Jerma
Edgy
James McGlynn sup tom cruise
James McGlynn sup tom cruise
Well you see sir, being a scientologist requires one to be an idiot, so if anything jerma undershot the scale of STARs characters stupidity.
1:55 That is the best description of anything ever.
Super Di u
Super Di h
"I feel like i'm in a batman movie"
-Sings Indiana Jones.
Great Job.
ITS BATMAN OF THE LOST ARK XD
LimeSandwich YOU FORGOT THE QUOTATION MARKS!
Justin Haley I WANNA GO PLAY WITH THE TRAIN MOMMY
YOU HAD ONE FUCKING JOB
I love the idea of someone, who just got a motorcycle, pops a wheelie and just keeps it going, suddenly screaming "THE GUY!!! GET THE GUY FROM GUINNESS BOOK OF WORLDS RECORDS DOWN HERE!!!".
[Star_ throws a grenade]
[Screams " *GRENADE OUT* "]
[VR iPad dude starts freaking out]
[Grenade starts beeping and blinking red]
[Near-explosive alert on the screen]
JERMA: What did you do?
"I think something went boom." Jerma
+Safou Rgardpa hey look, its an action hacker dude in a game thats actually good
Excellent video, Jerma. I now want to go car "surfing"
Meat shoo?
Whoa met Shae:O
wet shoe?
*Raiders of the Lost Arkham
The Ark Knight
+Pope Fiction You win.
GRENADE OUT!
"What did you just do?" ~Jerma, 2014
I come back to this video every couple of years and that part cutting to the end makes me die everytime
this is like a poor mans gta for the price of gta
yeah but you can change traffic lights so it's okay
right?
right, Ubisoft?
darkline64 don't forget coats
Cupriferous Catalyst this is like better mans gta but for a lower price
JaySapphire Lol, yeah no sorry kid. This game looks like shit and plays like shit compared to any GTA. It's just worse.
The gta clone meme isn't funny anymore, that term needs to die, just like Doom clone did, Call it a Shiity open world game, and if it was a copy it sholud be the better version of DRIVER Since ubisoft Did kill the series (the only thing that they are good at)
This isn't a video game this is a cgi recreation of Jerma and Star out in public. It was used in recent court case as evidence for why they should not be allowed in public ever again.
GTA IV: The Ballad of Cyber Jabrony
Dat moment when there is an ad for Watch Dogs before a video about Watch Dogs.
Wash_Hogs*
MrSockGaming Sorry, my mistake. :P
LordVader1094 watch_dogsception
Smiley Zockt It's Wash_Hogsception
Dat moment when someone doesn't have adblock.
there must be a dam of cars under that bridge...
***** give me that dam car
gordon freeman Stop with these dam puns!
God damn it, this is going too far!
Sparkstorm1000 Where can I find some dam bait?
FlatoutPwnage god dam you hurt my feelings
1:47-2:00
Someone please make fanart of Jerma driving a car with Star on top of it, holding an assault rifle, with a Spiderman web coming out of his ass and his leg twitching like that. Please, I beg of you.
oh my god, I know you... leaky's vid right?
+Sefinternal lmao what
ill try
Nate Steevo lmao
Mr .PLadominal how'd it go
6:25 that's like the end of Private Ryan when Forest Gump shoots the tank.
Forest Gump was in Saving Private Ryan? Which scene was that? So, are you saying that Forest Gump wasn't in the Vietnam War? And he was in WWII instead? It all makes sense now!
You mean Tom Hanks...
Jerma wants to be in the mood for STAR_
muehmeuhmuh
What a load of hogwash.
To this day he still holds the Guiness World Record for longest wheelie into an oncoming train
3:55 dem water effects do
aidan thulingizzi I luv d3m
Wow, Jerama was right. He said that it would say stupid person when he scrolled over ster, and he was right, it said scientologist.
He stayed on by focusing chakra on his feet.
>Constant Explosions from NOWHERE
Must be a Michael Bay production.
i.e. 4:49
that is the ugliest fucking grass i've ever seen in a videogame
***** i should rephrase
'a game released in the last 8 years'
+Hesusio Nope, just how the game looks
+Dinosaur Trust the dinosaur
Hype_Dogs, cool video btw :)
Do you like GTA because that's how fanboys act after may 27
Adam Boumedine What
WAAH
Go tO tRuthCoNtESt4``6coM, REad The Present$~5`
Why was this game so hyped? This looks like butt.
The hacking thing was really played up but it turned out to be just another GTA clone.
I like it :/
Ubisoft Montreal I am disappoint.
Its kinda too bad too. But if you get passed the whole "trying to be next gen genius" hype then this game isn't too awful. Think of it as a free roam splinter cell game. It is supposed to be a very serious and "tactical" sandbox. But I think it's downfall is that it takes itself too seriously and takes out the "dick around" element that Gta has and Saints row completely encompasses. Take it with a grain of salt, its not the greatest game ever, big surprise
gimpinmypants I heard it was originally planned to be released late 2015 early 2016 and then the publisher pushed for an early release. So it sucks.
oh shit i heard about this hacker dude game on machinima! it's supposed to be like skyrim with hackers!
All you had to do was follow the damn train Jerma.
The bridge goes up, not one boat anywhere
Logic in a nutshell
I really hope this is a joke
The opening to this is just perfect, gets me everytime :')
That motorcycle fight was a cinematic masterpiece from beginning to end.
That ending bit is actually pretty funny now that Pokemon Go is a thing.
6:47
STAR_'s character clearly tosses a grenade and says "Grenade out"
And Jerma goes
*"What did you just do?"*
And hes staring at the grenade the whole time 😭
I'm so glad these videos are getting the love they deserve. Haven't seen these sonce they released 6 odd yeara ago.
(at the end) love the way jerma is like what did you just do? when he heard GRENADE OUT then turnes the flies away
"I'm gonna move this onto you and it's gonna be like "Idiot" Hahaha"
-Jerma
He was actually correct, when he moved it over Star it said "Scientologist"
how many dogs can you watch in watch_dogs?
Wash_Hogs*
But, how many Hogs can you wash in Wash_Hogs?
JoNarD LoLz 2. If you try to wash the 3rd one, the game crashes.
A video from Jerma and Star_ in the same day. It's amazing!
I need to see more of this.
Washed hog confirmed for next Jerma Wrestling event:]
DO NOT ADJUST YOUR SCREENS
DO NOT ADJUST YOUR MONITORS
This video came out on my birthday! Thanks for the present Jerma! c:
Every jerma video makes me crack up
I was thinking of getting this game but the reviews are completely mixed. I mean it looks like a lot of fun but to me I need an averaged score.
I think that people are buying watch dogs as a GTA V substitute on the PC... YA HEAR THAT ROCKSTAR?! Don't make me go on a train to Edinburgh and scream outside your office,"WILL THE PC PORT BE OUT WHEN THERE ARE ACTUAL TRAMS AROUND HERE?!"
Spahce Props for the edinburgh note XD ALTHOUGH I SAW A TRAM MOVING THE OTHER WEEK WHEN I WENT BACK DOWN THERE TO VISIT FAMILY. Rockstar are just self-entitled nerds :3
I am really enjoying it, ive already put in 11 hours :3
From what I've seen its GTA with a few hacking gimmicks (you can mess with traffic lights and stuff). If that excites you then go for it.
for what it's worth, i've only played a few hours but the story so far is better than any gta game. Gameplay is worse though.
5:46 had me dead 😂😂😂😭
You should do more of this, it's really funny to watch.
POG CANT WAIT FOR THE THORD GAME STRIM
People are saying "this game is bad" after watching Star and Jerma play it...
If you REALLY want some actual gameplay showing what you can do in Watch Do-...excuse me- i mean, "Wash_Hogs" then go watch a review or a walkthrough.
In my opinion, it's a really awesome game, very different from GTA (just because it's a "Free-roam" game doesn't mean it's copying GTA). I would give it a "8.5 / 10", great single-player, fun online and it has a very cool concept.
By the way, great video, Jerma! Star and you are always hilarious together! Hahah
Thank fuck finally someone came to the rescue.
It's bad anyway. Never trust any major gaming outlets for reviews, especially on big name titles from publishers like Ubisoft. Nearly all of them are paid off,
No shits were given that one night someone hated and gave a random review on "Wash_Hogs". Really thought, do your advertising somewhere else ;-;
It really sucks I was so excited for this game since last summer, but it looks as though Ubisoft didn't pull their shit together. The demos looked pleasing ='( _I trusted you..._
There's nothing more precious than Jerma's laughter.
I'm glad to see my city featured in a game. Also great video Jermbo
Just your average day in Chicago folks.
i should know, i live there.
Wash_Hogs 2 when?
Eduardo Henrique it's worlds better tho
This is my favorite intro to a jerma video ever
I was questioning this game, now I NEED this game!!!
"I'm gonna move it to you and it's gonna be like, 'idiot!'"
Well, it was "Scientologist", so I suppose you were right.
Emily wont be on your gravestone
@@bucketjohnnson who hurt you
4:54 Jerma Fart
i love how they can see the funny and crazy side of a game that was somehow desinged to be serius XD
One Jerma AND one STAR_ video on the same day? Convenient timing, guys!
BASH_DOGS
I MEAN LOGS
Zam Crash_Pogs?
Fuck_Dogs
CARD GAMES ON MOTORCYCLES!
I go to watch some Jerma after like 3 months without constant internet access, get a Borderlands 3 commercial.
My day has been made.
The water effects are actually pretty good, if it’s the day after they dye the river green and also if an industrial amount of cornstarch got spilled by accident.
heu! Jerma said Ster was his "MAIN MAN!" n////n
STerma 5eva!
Instead of a Batman vs Superman movie, someone should make a feature length movie of Star and Jerma playing video games or being sucked into a video game and doing stupid stuff. Anything video game related.
I made the most horrible noise that has ever been mistaken for a laugh when Star first ran Jerma over at the beginning.
"He's got them sticky shoes!" - Star, 2012
6:29
How do I make this my TF2 hitsound...?
Download the sound from the video and cut that down. Tf2 accepts mp3 sounds as hitsounds
3:47 why is watchdogs water spiky
"I'll find a way to dump you..." Noooooo, Jerma and Star forever and ever!
Wish i had someone like this to always play games with haha. Best UA-cam Couple evar!!
This basically looks like GTA.
Wat Chdogs are you talking about? :P
You know your internet is crap when the advertisement stops playing and starts buffering.
With all these delays it looks like watch dogs has become the new Duke Nukem.
GTA VI, directed by Michael Bay
yolo420blazeit
Jerma calling Star an idiot and the next scene saying "scientologist" is the funniest unintentional joke ive ever seen
best Car-surfing physics, 11/10
Was really hyped for this game but no.. bugs everywhere and it looks like a cheap version of GTA V. Even if GTA had it flaws, it's looks way better.
My proof of this game being horrible is when you hack the signs in the game it replaces them with memes from around 2008
Anonymous Guy Hahah, fair point!
Anonymous Guy They had to appeal to all the mouth breathers on facebook who just learned what a meme is.
What ps2 game is this?
It's Stermie vs. Jermie 2: Wash_Hogs strike back
The graphics are good and I'm playing on 360. And don't forget this is a UA-cam video.
Adam Boumedine "I'm playing on 360." Just stop.
Oh its tf5 for xbox:Playstation edition.
Their "Motorcycle Duel" reminded me of the good old Road Rash.
0:38 "You ready?"
"A little bit"
perfect answer
It looks more like grand theft auto 4 than a next-gen game to me.
yah me too
i think that too i ment
Wat the fuck, if honest are super up PC graphics, what does Xbox look like?!?!
The same, but the rendering is a bit worse.
this is rib breaking youtube gold.
"what did you just do?"
Famous last words.
1th
*1st.
James Blooey 1rd
***** 1ieth
1nd
Jerma look! Mike Tyson saw your video first!
Jerma plz don't dump ster :(
I see what you did there.
Nice one
"Batman of the Lost Ark"
-Jerma985
Oh my god please do more on this one.
this game made me want to play gta instead,
It made me want to play Saints Row instead.
This game made me want to play Sleeping Dogs instead
It made me want to play Big Rigs instead
***** Peeping Hogs
CritticalAssassin Weeping Hogs
am i the only one who thinks this game is overrated
"I wanna get on the back of your mumbercycle." -Jerma 2014
More Wash-Hogs!
this game is shit but you made it look fun
This game looks like typical, run-of-the-mill, ubisoft trash. You can pretty much tell it's from ubisoft by the horribly designed UI elements. The backlash reminds me of the first Assassins Creed. That too had an insane hype preceding its release and then fell flat on its face with below average review scores. A bunch of people got fired over that game. Well, at least that looked next-gen for its time, but this just looks like absolute garbage. The kind of game only a 15 year old would be hyped about. Everything about this game looks like it is trying to appeal to teenagers with no sense of standards. The same people bought the Thief reboot and thought it was good. AAA garbage made by 1000 people and marketed at the lowest denominator.
Welcome to modern AAA titles. They make easy shallow garbage for the knuckle dragging console kiddies because it makes money.
TheTrap
1. I saw the game for the piece of shit it eventually became from the first e3 trailer that hyped everyone. Even from that first incredibly fake and pre-rendered 'gameplay' clip, I saw ubisofts putrid game design philosophy shine through.
2. I didn't even talk about graphics in my original comment. The game looks like your typical bland, over-produced, over-budgeted ubisoft shit fest. 'Press X to win' gameplay, half-assed copied elements from other games and overall gameplay that plays itself. The horrible graphics and overall bad performance just add to the very bad impression.
3. My opinion about this horrible game is shared by everyone who isn't a standard less ubisoft shill.
Nice profile picture and name by the way. Le epic maymays, am I right? Exactly the kind of person I would expect to enjoy this game.
Basketharry I hope you realize not everyone who supports this game isn't just some "standard less ubisoft shill". I actually thought this game was fun, you clearly haven't even played the game it seems, so why are you making an opinion on it from a couple of videos you've seen on the internet? Oh, and nice personal attack, it totally added to your argument, here, let me try:
Oh, nice cat picture, where'd you get that from, a 2 second google search on the internet? Oh, and your name is stupid.
Did that add to my argument? No! And it sure as hell didn't add to yours. We have these things called opinions, I think you should respect them a little more than you are, because all you're doing is being an asshole.
TheTrap
I have played the game and its abysmal. It's not my problem that you have absolute zero standards. The whole internet has been making fun of this game. It was panned by critics. It represents everything that is wrong with gaming today. Over-hyped, over-budgeted shit marketed at the absolute lowest common denominator. Do you seriously think 'press x to hack' gameplay is in any way fun or engaging. It's breaindead. It plays itself.
It just pointed your name and profile picture out because it's a meme. A disposable internet joke that has been outdated for years and you somehow just now picked it up. Are you a teenager by any chance because that would explain some things.
Also being critical of the gaming medium which has become oversaturated with absolute shit these last few years isn't being an asshole, it's called being a rational human being who isn't a sheep and doesn't eat shit up which is served to him. Maybe you should get some critical thinking skills.
TheTrap "Oh, and nice personal attack, it totally added to your argument, here, let me try:"
Actually, it does add to his argument. It's typical shit for some moron with 9gag epic meemees to defend this fail game. Your taste is terrible, and it carries over to video games since you like this.
It's the same thing when you see people with tf2 engineers as their profile pic defending mini sentries, or people with a nintendo character profile pic defending Nintendo's newest rehash.
Best physics ever
Geez, this game is beautiful...