Quite Possibly The Dumbest Military Game Ever
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- Опубліковано 6 лют 2025
- Sometimes I come across a game that is just so dumb...I don't even know what to write in the description. This is one of those cases. +Like to help spread the infection :)
btw the game is called "Operation Alpha Zylon" if you really wanna know, haha.
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Blows up car with baseball bat and kills self in process "Mission Accomplished".
Time warps into Jupiter, gets bored and goes to Pluto through an inter dimensional portal
Mission failed
King The Son From Gabencity Is that the bottled up anger of being ignored all the time?
King The Son From Gabencity People like me who ignore you like the non existent douche bag that you are? Cute. You must hate everyone then.
Sir derpingtons and why You Answeared me :)
King The Son From Gabencity Because you're depressing, and I feel a little bit sorry for you.
Dude, I hate when I get hit by a car and get blasted to Jupiter too. It's the worst.
Or when you get killed by giant slabs of clay, that just drives me mad
I hate when you’re driving over a bridge and a semi-transparent block just destroys it and your car gets trashed. Happens every weekend, so annoying.
@@alarryofman8502 my wife died in a clay-splosion
Sometimes you find bugs in videogames
And sometimes, the bugs find you
In Soviet Russia they do
True philosophy...
And sometimes these bugs will take you on some spiritual wizardry journey through inter-dimensional space travel.
Jebus Almighty k
Doctor Who?
I'm actually surprised they have a fall damage mechanic.
I'm sad to inform you, but I think that was just a kill area in the level.
@@xCreativeCraftingx im not sure about that, because he didnt get killed until he hit the ground.
@@ZTGOfficialYT he fell off the map and landed perfectly fine before tho
they were supposed to add a death zone under every level, same way they were supposed to make the clay block that destroys the bridge invisible 😂
62% of the reviews for this game are positive, the popular tags for this are, "walking simulator, action, singleplayer, *anime*"
I think those are gag reviews with people laughing their ass off.
alex bajayo definitely.
Bro did you forget when Madara got killed by a car that sent him between dimensions?
@@ThatOneMan830 so? Doesn't make it any less funny.
the first strand type game
Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain
Alpha version .00001
Lol
It looks finished...
+Spongebob FINGpants na man that's pre-alpha .00001
This game is better than MGSV.
+Spongebob FINGpants YOUR ARE THE BEST
That ending can only be described as "2014: A Jerma Odyssey"
^
M-Media Master? Holy shit, didn't think I'd see you here.
Starweardo Well he is the Media Master :P
Who the fuck is this guy?
The messiah.
The progression in this game is incredible let me tell ya. You go from the dense forests of low poly, lumberjack Korea, to a park quite literally in the middle of a city crossroad with angry driverless hummers, to inter-dimensional travel. Welcome to hell enjoy your stay
you mean GRUMMERS
Sounds similar to Half Life plot.
Half Life: Opposing Force 2
Please pick up your bags at the carousel
@@svge96
Technically Half Life 2.
This is the actual description of the game. I'm not kidding.
Stressful situations are everywhere in our life and unfortunately we sometimes can't avoid them or even predict where and when they'll find us. People don't like to be stringed up and of course they prefer to relax after such stressful working days. Have you got the same problems in your life? We have great news for you: the solution is to do something very active while spending your spare time. Why not shout, run and jump to shake off the sense of weariness and have hours of entertainment? Still that's not all Operation Alpha Zylon provides you with. It's a complicated game with an interesting plot and capturing gameplay. There are fights and missions to be completed - everything you know from your favorite games, everything you like, actually. And what are the objections of Operation Alpha Zylon? You'll find yourself in the Middle East or you'll have to beat the enemies somewhere in Africa. Nobody knows what will be the most difficult thing in the operation. Liberation may take a lot of time and you should be prepared for every sudden situation. If you're ready for the battles with jeeps, gun turrets and traps then take the knife and begin. The game is really challenging and you'll even have to make use of such things as machine gun to accomplish the goals. But nothing can be too difficult for the real professional. Just show your abilities and prove yourself the enemies have no chances to survive. Lots of opportunities are waiting for you in Operation Alpha Zylon.
I really want to know who wrote this.
MY GOD.
+Tylegomaniac this is truly the holy grail of what games are to be! I BOW DOWN TO THEE (but seriously what were the developers on lmao)
+Nathan Cameron SO NONE AT ALL?
You'll have to make use of the elusive machine gun. Consider it an honor.
Someone who was paid XD.
You know it's a good FPS when they can't even put the crosshair in the middle of the screen.
There isn't one. You ARE the gun.
Thats a legit design choice. Halo does it to make sure the floor doesnt take up most of your view
Holy crap you're right ... it's slightly to the left
@@luthercampbell3058 yeah but not down and way to the left
Ive watched this video 14 times and never noticed the crosshair
He didn't even read the best part. The gang member whose car he trashes is fucking called "12 Cent"!
They were on a budget.
+Zack Marotta very low budget 50 Cent
+CurtisAlfeld aka 0.11euros to his french homies
+fatbuffalo or 17 canadian cents!
Walso How much money are we taking? SEVEN, MONIES. YES, THAT IS SEVEN, WHOLE, MONIES!
Now I understand why jerma needed that new computer, these games are too much
"Sometimes you find a bug in a game, and sometimes you just interdimensional time warp through every single map that they made" -Jerma 2014
Good lord I died of laughter, this game is amazing.
"Why is this a yum-lumber yard? why are we at a lumber yard?"
BECAUSE ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU LAY DOWN THAT LUMBAH!!
It's not a lumber yard.. ITS A SAWMILL! SAWMILL! SAWMILL!
+TheWeirdo McNuggetButt SHOUT IT AT THE MOUNTAINTOPS BABY
THE MAIN THUNDA, THE STRIKING THUNDA, THE BIG THUNDA
THUNDA MOUNTAIN BABY
***** Why is it on fucking egypt
+Company007 Thundah mountain baby! Tricked you, it's egypt and we're both phlog pyros.
Is it bad that I think a game about falling through levels when you die would be pretty cool.
No it's good
Do you mean like Inception?
You can find Final Combat PH at its official website.
+Unskilled yeah some kind of trippy soul searching game
Unskilled basically soul rever
Jerma didn't go to another dimension when he got hit by that car he died and that whole falling through the void was his passage to the next life
***** that really would have made it just that little but better
***** Okay, I actually tried this by opening another tab, holy shit you have to try that its actually super cool
Yeah, the car horns at the end basically confirm that
The ending looks like it belongs in The Stanley Parable.
Maybe it's the Jerma Parable.
"What Jerma, you don't like my game? I have spent time and energy creating this narrative where you deliver justice to hardened criminals, and you laugh? What about this is funny? Fine. Let's try another game, then. I think I have something here for you. Right. Here he go!
This is a story of a man named Jerma. Jerma was fat and ugly and really stupid, and couldn't shut his mouth for 2 seconds and appreciate an intense shoot-out scene with heavy emotional weight. Anyway, Jerma woke up in the forest, a hardened marine with amnesia. He walked towards the military complex.
I said HE WALKED TOWARDS THE MILITARY COMPLEX. Jerma, you're going the wrong way. You're even worse than Stanley! Jerma, the story isn't IN that direction!
No, Jerma, I didn't build that section of the map yet. Besides, look at your health. I guarantee you that you'll die if you fall off. You'll die and this'll all restart! Now can you please just take a moment to appreciate my game? I MADE this, Jerma. I spent time and energy creating this game, and you're going to mock it? I worked hard on this! This is the only thing that's mine and you're spitting in it's face!
What are you doing? Don't jump! NO!
You'd rather fall to your death than play my game? Fine then. I suppose I'm the fool now. I only wanted to share something beautiful with you. I apologize if the physics and graphics haven't had billions of billions spent on them. This was beautiful. And you've mocked every second of it. Go ahead then. Upload this to your 'You Tube'. Share my story. Then laugh your ridiculous laugh and wish your fans to take care and make an obnoxious noise at the end. If you want to ruin my story, you have my complete permis-"
*splat*
*Game Restart*
I don't know if I should read that in the Stanley Parable narrator voice, or Grandpa's
The end is never the end is never the end is never the end is never the end
That was majestic.
*****
ps. werty789754 is really really stupid.
SenorBuns And thinks there's a broom closet ending.
The AI in this game is fantastic.
10/10
4:10
10/10 best barrel roll
you forgot one thing at the end
-IGN
Doryn Hehe you again.
we meet
runelt99 10/10 Like Skyrim with guns
GOTY 11/10
-gamespot
Getting hit by a car should always send you flying through dimensions.
YA
Well, now I have a reason.
I blame this comment for the existence of isekai.
Anime has done enough of that to convince me that it really shouldn’t
Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare leaked gameplay footage!
😝
*ghosts
Great yeah looks great.
use double you ay ess dee to move
You don't upload tf2 daily... Liar
Was drinking soda during the "interdimensional time warp" line.
Most painful laugh-sneeze ever.
Lol
Screw the actual name; I dub this "Military Mike saves the day".
They should make a game where you purposefully can fall through the map and enter another type of game and map entirely. You could get as immersed as you want in the current map, and if you found it boring, you could just leave and do something else.
That's called UA-cam my boy.
xCreativeCraftingx youtube the game..
You go farther and farther down the line, starting at normal videos and progressing into the inner rings.
In the inner circle of youtube hell you enter the world of youtube poops like Fawful and barneyisperverted
You can stop wherever you want, but you cannot return whence you came
Malachar .Dawnstar And at the core of it all it the true devil. UA-cam DEVOLPERS
Finally at the very bottom of the pits of hell is
PEWDIEPIE!
lewis beechey
DONT YOU MENTION HIS NAME IN THIS LAND
Wrecks a car to the point where the roof is torn out and the engine is smoking, mission failed.
Smashes the car where it explodes and severely injures every part of his body, mission accomplished.
i love it when he dodges the car coming towards him, but it just bounces off the wall and starts coming for him again
This game: Starts as a 2D side-scrolling fighter, Ends as a 3D Soul Search..... 10/10 -IGN
That last part, near the end. I swear we were infinite
Yo cool pfp who did it
Sick literary reference
"In Columbia, E Ocin is bringing drug cartels together to form one, big, unstopppeabe drugs export-machine"
10/10 - IGN
1:13
Army man mission= Trash a super sports car with a baseball bat
100/100 "Like Skyrim with guns" -IGN
Adam Kovic is that you?
Mihai Dragomir The name is Philip Banks. Don't wear it out. Or wear it at fucking all. :^)*
*the smiley face with a nose is equal to the kappa face. :^)
"Like Skyrim with clay bricks"*
Uncle Phil you do know who you are quoting when you say "it's like skyrim with ......" right?
Mihai Dragomir No, I don't. And I do not care to. It's good to have you know that I'm up at 6:00 AM. Unless it's like 4 PM in your timezone, in which it's okay, then.
You might even find Gilgamesh in that giant void.
I was okay with you being on DoubleClickDota2
Please, stop.
Stop what? It is forbidden to comment on videos now?
BadassFreeman You're everywhere. Stealing top commendts from everyone.
Like that spengebib episode with all the kelp shakes.
Roeekee Dude, I post comments, and people hit the like. I'm not asking for likes, and it's not like I love getting the attetion (Google+ sends me way too much crap about likes).
You instead, it seems that you want to get them. Dunno, post something interesting. I rather steal your money than your "top comments".
***** Spongebob
Seriously late to the party but your videos always make me laugh so much.
THIS GAME IS 49 CENTS RIGHT NOW ON STEAM WHY IS IT ON STEAM
FUCK BAD RATS I'M GETTING THIS
what a ripoff!
You can buy achievement weapons in the Mann Co. Store for that price.
BonziBUDDY you used to be able to buy 5 giftapults for that price!
***** I'd rather buy Ratz instagib than this "game".
GOTY, right here ladies and gentlemen!
goty of the year
Canama goatee of the year
The bridge doesn't even explode, it get's pushed. I don't even....
WTF why was this made
2:45 Even the time doesn't understand how he failed the mission.
4:25 he was the first one to discover backrooms, but no one realized.
You know you have a bad engine for a game when for an explotion you literally have to use another prop to make the bridge "explode".
Jerma couldn't comprehend the space-twisting reality of the Great Void.
He deteriorated from existence.
"Soul searching" thing made me lose it
I really enjoy watching these low quality indie games :)
They honestly have a certain charm to them
FISSION MAILED
How do you mail fission?
you do
Dave Strider NO ONE ASKED YOU, DAVE.
"Raiden"
+Iconoclasm_ you have to turn the game off now, don't you think you need a break
5:14 Is that the moon? Or is it a desert? Is that INVISIBLE TRAFFIC I hear?
Apparently, "trash" means somethign different. crumpling the hood, crushing the engine, breaking all the windows, and setting the cab on fire isn't good enough for this game, instead, "trash" is a synonym for "fucking *_ANNIHILATE._*"
this comment made my day
Reasons I subbed:
41% STAR
45% your old man voice
14% this video
i bought 100 copies of this game because it w as only 50 cents
Kurt Pringles why?
Kurt Pringles but can I have one?
Kurt Pringles how does it end
Eric Cychowski Are you going to host a giveaway? I would love to play this quality game.
Eric Cychowski You cant be that stupid to feed the devs 50 euros
4:24 clever girl....
Had a bad day.
Sees Jerma vid in sub-box seconds before im about to go to bed
Laughing so much im in tears and my mouth hurts from smiling
Except for the terrible pathing, the insane cars flying at you actually looks like it could be really fun.
worst comment of the 2010's.
@@DragonnRider You have no idea how bad my comments were in 2011.
No better way to end your day than laughing your ass off with Jerma. :)
i know right
That glitch at the end was essentially the story of a man dying and seeing his life flash before his eyes before succumbing to death.
"No! My precious car! This means WAR!" wonderful plot.
4:43 I played this game. This is the level that loads after beating the first stage. You are actually standing on top of the watchtowers and shooting at enemies until a five minute timer runs out.
"I'm sorry, are you making this up?" Star_'s dry, almost annoyed tone gets me every time
This might be a real old video but I'm so glad it was in my recommended
Hey man! I put a TON of effort in to this game! Its one of the best games of our generation, and I for one can say its a work of art.
Said no one ever.
JiraGaming Lel... For a second I thought you were the guy who made this game haha...
***** lol
+Spartains A truly inspiring work of Fart
Nick Johnson yes, quite the work
Spartains lmao
some real 700,000 games energy going on here
Metal Gear Jerma V: The phantom rats
1:24 is the best fucking part, his coughing as he realizes what happened.
And this is what.. $19.99 on steam?
Is this real???
It's not anywhere close to that price. Someone else in the comments went to Steam and found that you can get this shithole of a game for the grand price of 49 cents. *FORTY. NINE. CENTS.*
You get what you pay for, I guess.
I think the funniest thing is that the owner of the sports car is named "12 Cent".
thats what happens to cars irl when theyre blown up: they lose their textures
oh my fucking god they tried to emulate the TNT blowing up the bridge by having a slab of geometry slam into it.
"12 cent."
also 12 likes
13
50 Cent's poor cousin.
@@TheLonestar072 lol I love how the 38 cents is the distinguishing factor between poor and not
You deserve more subscribers
The leader of the gangsters calls himself "12 cent". Such creativity. 2:02
2:25
Cross-hair visable in background
awesome HD bad flipping animation. [can't do that myself]
10/10 car beating up animation
10/10
Would play once and never touch again
The speedruns in this game could be insane
"We've landed, we're on Jupiter now, welcome to Jupiter, enjoy your stay, please pick up your bags at the carousel." Lmfao!
Is this Black Ops III gameplay footage? Looks pretty dope. CoD has stepped up their game.
ha
no this is patrick
I see what you did there.
+Gabe Newell half life 3 plz
No its Call of Duty: The Great Void
Jupiter
By Jerma985
This has turned to a whole new game
''I feel like I'm soul searching right now''
Look at this....
What happens if I go to the great void?
The great void
awaits me...
What's this?
A new land,-
Is there a video game were the Mexican drug cartel is your enemy AND the game isn't a total piece of crap!?
The original Just Cause was good, right?
Lord Matt of Space oh... forgot bout that 1
This game is about COLOMBIAN drug cartels. Jeez, get it right.
We'll GTA III is ruled out as an option here
I'm sure GTA III isn't an option here
you downloaded a game, that broke, and you fell.... into... another game.
i don't even know anymore.
Looks like this game was made with blender
A literal blender.
+Stingrays110 no. this is the work of game giru.
+Stingrays110 What do you have against blender?
Sebastian Pablik Nothing, just my games i make in 10 minutes will be netter than this
it takes up a whopping 0.8 gigabytes of memory and takes 1/4 of a gig of ram to run
"In Colombia, El Ocin is bringing drug cartels together to form one, big, unstopeable drugs export machine" My god...rip english...
jerma you must confess... are you roommates with star?
no, but they live like three blocks away from each other.
ITGAlex hope they live near a good burgah shop
ITGAlex Where did you get this information from?
coaltoons it's freaking boston, there's burgah shops everywhere
Owen Veloz I'm a stalker :3
No, not really, he mentioned it in I think a GTA video and they were in a pizza shop at the end of one of STAR_'s videos.
This video always felt wah longer than 5 minutes.
Upload more of this, you know, for soul searching reasons.
1:35 Boston moment
This whole game is a fever dream and could easily pass as a horror game. We don't have a game where people are locked on to you and running you over in their vehicles. Then when we see how glitching out of the map doesn't work as we are used to in video games where the sky box is endless, we die, or hit the invisible end. You end up on a whole new map. Which, could had pass as a game feature. Honestly, this video game designer is secretly a genius. I mean who decides to make a cutscene playable without a flashing button on screen telling you what to do?
This is and always will be one of my favorite Jerma videos of all time
Dammit I was still expecting a noise at the end =.=
Jerma, I think I can explain the so called "clay brick" thing that happened. I think that the bridge and the "brick" were two different physics objects, and the brick would slam into the bridge when the bomb exploded, making it look like the bomb blew up the bridge, but they didn't know how to make it invisible, so they put a transparent filter on it and said "Fuck it".
The new Call of Duty with Turd Dimensional side scrolling poweres
Don't forget the new bat swinging mechanic
MasterFish Also dont forget about Duty Calls which is much better then cod
Are we not going to talk about the bridge? It wasn't even connected to the road.
jerma's voice is golden
5:12 what's this? a new land! **ded** *uncontrollable laugh*
These games are fun to watch especially if you've had a drink or two. XD
Ster gaming? :0 y u do dis
TheShamefulEquinox Yeah, I know the error of this. But I had my name established before I found out STAR_ was also using ster(I wish I could redo it). It's okay though, he's called ster while I spell mine out as in S.T.E.R. It's in my videos too. :)
:D
gets smashed by a car--- five minutes later lands on Jupiter...
How am I just finding this four years later?? Fuckin hilarious man.
more please, this is hilarious XD
this is your magnum opus dude, I just nearly cried laughing
This was the first Jerma video I’ve seen
W H Y A R E W E A T A L U M B A H Y A H D?
"Trash his car with a *baseball bat*!"
*Car explodes!*
*Car*
*Explodes*
"Trash this car with a *baseball bat*"
*BASEBALL BAT*
Mission accomplished!
this gave me ptsd flashbacks...very chilling depiction of war/military stuff
Most realistic military shooter of all time! 10/10
IGN
As weird as this sounds, falling through every level in a game like you did is one of my gamer dreams. I knew it was possible but I've never seen it done, until now. I can die happy now.
bro i been watching all of this dudes videos all day. i think he should start a twitch channel this shit is funny
*spoilers!*The snow filled land was actually representing the main character's regrets and what made him human. The jungle was a flashback of the cruel war he went through in which he lost his brother in. This is truly a great game. 8/5
McPixman This needs a movie, A brilliant epic that could rival "Enemy At The Gates" or "Saving Private Ryan"
The profit.
@jack morton They already knew by the time they edited this old comment to say this.
In 5am this morning (in Belgrade) watched this one. I almost woke up the entire neighborhood because i couldnt stand the force of laughter. Jerma, youre probably the most interesting person ive ever seen! Keep it up!
The boston accent is real on this video