Hacker and The Slacker
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- Опубліковано 30 вер 2024
- Two guys infiltrate a secret base or something, I dont know.
Clandestine
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intro/outro by:
/ blordow - Ігри
Jerma: SNACK MACHINE!
STARA: Keep going forward, no snack machine.
Jerma: Which one? (referring to doors)
STAR: Snickers! SNICKERS! *SNICKERS!*
so good i love you two
+William Waffle
F.U.C.K.I.N.G.
How does one sit and fuck at the same time?
+RockLegend2
Skill
+RockLegend2 Quite easily actually.
+OzzyOzrock good one
-Jerma has to be stealthy
-Ster's interface is overly complex
-Jerma has to rely on Ster to give him directions and point out enemies
You couldn't *pray* for a better comedic setup than this.
-jerma has to aim
Good ol' Sterma. Never gets old. Ever.
EDIT: Holy shit, the door segment had me in stitches.
+MrCrossa this scooby doo shit.
+MrCrossa The door segment? You mean all 9:51 of it?
+Ricky Jaeger Wow, never seen a comment so accurate before. Well played sir.
+ArraySix the first like 4 minutes wasn't door segment..
+Ricky Jaeger More like the ending of the first Matrix movie when Neo is running from agents and getting instructions on the phone. Neo even fucks up and tries to go right when told to go left.
This game is the baby of Metal Gear Solid and Keep Talking and Nobody Explodes.
Do you know what it's called? Is it on Steam?
AGrayPhantom No, I don't know.
+AGrayPhantom Clandestine. The Steam link is in the description.
+beenoc
Thanks mate! mo Jerma must have put the link in afterwards ^_^;
+Super Seal I would say more metal gear solid and black hat oculus.
This new Life is Strange episode has really taken a more technological turn.
Life is Strange 2, Episode 2.
THROW THE FUCKIN PHOTO SO WE CAN GET OUTTA THIS SHIT
+Kris A no memes thou
+delta38vader How is it not original? I thought it was pretty original as there are no other comments.
+delta38vader oh the irony
2:30 WRONG COORDINATES! HE'S SUPPOSED TO GO TO BRONGO BONGO! NOT TANGO BANGO
Lol
my name
Coordinates! Coordinates, Bringo Bongo!
This game's character has surprisingly realistic reactions to getting shot with a gun...
I love that no matter how shitty a game is, Jerma and Ster always find a way to amuse themselves.
Well you know how they say, "Where is Tompkins, where is coleslaw, here I am..."
+Senor Cardgage When you find a lemon cart, physically assault the owner and steal his lemons to make sweet lemonade.
+Chee -Z Made my afternoon xD
+Senor Cardgage This game is pretty good apparently. Mostly Pos on steam store
+Senor Cardgage The concepts of the game are amazing, but the game itself isn't perfect, probably a newer dev team.
Nothing is more stealthy than bright red dyed hair.
what hair?
@@meh5812 Fake hair everywhere.
Nothing is more stealthy than four green glowing dots on your face
That’s feminism for you
@@RestitutorEuropa What? Lol
so, this game looks buggy, and low budget, but it actually is a pretty cool idea.
It's been awhile since a jerma & ster classic...
Hikaru Saito shut the fuck up.
Elderbob I will always find you.
7:44
Star: "Right door! Right Door!"
Jerma: *Turns left*
woah, a jerma video with star
what year is it
2020
+dipp I Think we teleported back to 2014
+HammerMC da year is three-thousand thirty
1984
+dipp The year is 20XX. Everyone plays Fox at TAS levels of perfection. Because of this, the winner of a match depends solely on port priority. The Rock Paper Scissors metagame has evolved to ridiculous levels due to it being the only remaining factor to decide matches.
why are the guards danish... there are almost never any danish characters in games. well, except for the shitty danish ones.
Well it is the Danish goverment they break in to
XxX_MlG_FaZe_ScOUt_xXx it's still really rare to see danish speaking characters
+Oliver Bentzen I mean, it's pretty good voice acting
+Oliver Bentzen
Logic Arts (The game creators) is also a Danish company.
Rhezurection not a big surprise
8:09 Jerma's last stand...
"Just page him! Page this guy!"
Beautiful double-tap by the officer there
What a treat to wake up to :DD
if Jerma was in the Matrix, the movie would end in like 20 minutes.
Everyone falls their first time.
Fun Fact: I got this game because of this video and only now- SEVEN YEARS LATER I finally played it... 'S pretty good.
Job Diary: Day 32
After working here for a few weeks, IT has gotten quite routine. Now that I have my desk hammer, there are few problems needing my attention, so I just spend all day messing with Bonzi. My computer has developed a strange bug, however. My mouse and keyboard each grow hands and rifle through my e-mails. I was so confused that a lump of lead appeared in my brain and I woke up in the hospital. I'll ask my boss about this later.
Oh god this game is in danish AND they have my first name?
Fuck.
Danish? i think you mean spanish :v
Actually, it takes place in Sweden. When Jerma logged on to the PC, the company was called "Slottsholmen industries" or whatever. Slotsholmen is an actual part of Stockholm, which is also the name of an employee according to the e-mails
+Casper Schwerin actually it takes place in Denmark since its the Danish goverment you have to break in to
+Striker No, it was definitely Danish. During the door segment of the video the guards say "Jeg er blevet skudt" multiple times, which means "I've been shot" in Danish. But at the start of the video, I assumed it was Spanish as well, because Jerma and Ster were too loud for me to hear what the people in game were saying.
+Monica Valentine The first part of the game wasn't in Danish.
Apparently this game has surprisingly good reviews on Steam. I can’t tell if this game is shit, or if Star and Jerma’s collective idiocy make it look that way.
2:10 "Daddy is coming it's called shit. I'm not hiding."
What the fuck subtitles
Jerma. What happened to Scare Saturdays? those were fun
I agree but maybe grandpa should play a scare Saturday?
+The_Ice_Guy1 I dunno.. He is old.
+The_Ice_Guy1 YAASSSSS
Or what happened to this channel!
+D Leon They were always my favorites.
My goodness...how can EVERY VIDEO on this channel be fantastic?! Jerma, you and Star are absolutely amazing. You never fail to make the most hilarious videos on UA-cam. I've been watching for 2 to 3 years now and I don't think I'll ever stop loving your videos, keep up the great work!
"He's about to go through the door, he's walking through the door, no, he, his, his pathing is bad, he couldn't do it."
I was laughing so hard at that part. XD
The game looks actuallly pretty cool
Everytime Jerma uploads a video a unicorn is born
They must be endangered then
+ttv0 savage
*insert quote from video here*
*arbitrary XD face here*
+BonziBUDDY *insert comment complaining about originality of previous comment*
+Myconix *Insert white knight defense of original comment here*
*Insert comment complaining about something idk I'm fucking tired please kill me*
***** Hello :D
This comment chain is too meta for me.
This game is actually pretty good and fun to play with friends.
I laughed so hard when Jerma missed every shot on the guy and was like "gotem"
Another classic. Seriously, how is Jerma not more popular?
Cause proper marketing is hard
+Brian Schrader there are a few youtubers that get consistent views of 200k+ at 500k subs, many ytbers have 1mil+ subs and only have 50k views on average, shows he does not advertise his channel like others, also shows his consistency in his works
Well that's true it matters how good your fans are not how many subs you have. But it is a lot more helpful in growth with more subs understandably
Dustin Saunders the difference between jerma and other big youtubers is that the fans like his qualities as in person, rather than the content he puts out, so no matter what kind of contents he will always get a good view to sub ratio, youtubers such kootra are no where near as entertaining and ppl only go for contents, hence he gets much more views on certain vids
Jerma isn't interested in money or fame and only does this as a hobby
the new Watchdogs 2 beta is looking promising
I'm early, lemme make a joke.
Donald Trump.
+IonMapping name one thing about Donald Trump's campaign that you know of.
+Marksman2oo7 small moan of a million memes $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
+Marksman2oo7 His big thing on immigration policy is to build a wall, which will work about as well as the Great Wall of China (spoiler alert: the Great Wall of China failed). There's one.
Dunoid FinalOddysee I didn't ask you fucks!
+IonMapping simbly ebin
Wash_Hogs 2: Wash Harder
every game I see another youtuber play is boring..But jerma makes the game so funny
Guys... That was a complete fucking disaster... Keep up the good work!
This was AMAZING. Pleeease more of this game with ster!
BUT, THAT IS NOT THE WAy OF THE JERMA.
JERMAS BACK HEART ATTACK INBOUND!
Sombra first-look gameplay
I will sincerely miss Jerma and Ster, i hope they will be able to reforge their relationship. The jokes that came from these two will be remembered
sucks that it was literally because Jerma missed a fucking DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS session that they aren't friends lmao
Sterma is back bby
It was a prank all along. Gotem
goteem
Is it just me, or does the girl you see at the start look like Jolyne from Jojo?
+2Dtube1 Yea. A little bit.
***** Of all the people, Jojolion responds.
I love it.
+2Dtube1 not even close
+2Dtube1 That's bullshit, but i believe it.
Johnny Bleu I'm hazy when it comes to Vento Aureo, but was that an actual translation or just an edit?
wait the NPCs speak.... Danish? o.o
+Nikolaj Lepka Jep
+Tigrao Sass after 4:40
+Nikolaj Lepka Its because their in Daneland
+Jewmeat01 *they are
+Jewmeat01 Daneland? It's called Denmark you cretin.
I'm early! Let me make a joke: The Pretty Boy's Pocket Pistol
why
+Zully Moreno Looks like it took...
Quite a FALL.
+Zully Moreno good one
The co-op in this game looks totally fun, this could be great, but it executed kinda poorly.
READY FOR GROUNDHOG DAY, AGENT SMITH????? LMFAO
I can see myself re-watching this video a lot in the future. Congrats on Half-Mil subs btw!
have u rewatched it recently?
This is actually a pretty badass idea for a game. ^^
page 'em! PAGE 'EM! *PAGE 'EM!*
You have to listen to my calls, Samir!
The funny part about the first clip is that star’s meme pager had absolutely nothing to do with jerma ignoring the tutorial message and walking straight in
*Congrats on 500K Jerma!*
(confetti)
(noisemakers)
Imagine Star being the guy telling people in the Matrix how to get to the phoneline, "Okay there's going to be a bunch of agents in the next room, kill them all, headshots!"
"go right" (goes left)
5:56 when your arms are spaghetti
rip star
great now i have this in my video suggestions 10 hacker "khét tiếng" nhất mọi thời đại by the youtuber neews
My sides plz help
Press 1 if you're a 90's kid and you remember pagers.
1
I came early! :D
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Though she wasn't too happy about it. :/
Original
+STER Gaming Who else thought was Star_
sounds like a debby downer quote
ha
+STER Gaming Idiot.
After all these years watching every Jerma video I still don't understand how he doesn't have like 10 million subs, he deserves more!
Oh god I died laughing please do more of this like that spy game
From a distance the thumbnail reminds of DasBoschitt's Chuckles the Cheat.
Cant wait for the remake
gratz on 500k! also, you shud congratulate me for getting 10 subs
no
321BlueStar i think 10 is a respectable sum of subscribers
+Steven Xie okay I guess. Congrats
8:40
The game is called Clandestine on steam if anyone's wondering.
7:59 im i and idiot or are they speaking danish?
+Gråskallen rutilus Game made by Danish company,and that part of the game happens on Stockholm,the first one is on [Spanish-speaking country,probably Mexico or Cuba,because reasons]
wow ty
Gråskallen rutilus no problem bratishka
+Captain Argentina What does Stockholm have to do with Denmark?
Watch_Dogs 3 multiplayer looks fucking fabulous
did you guys see the jerma rumble leaks? dark pac man confirmed.
Everytime I see a Jerma vid in my sub box, it makes me so fucking happy. Jerma, you sir, are fantastic, congrats on the 500k subs
PAGE IT
is that game danish i live in denmark and i havent heard of any danish games coming out?
Ster: I can only have 3 markers out at a time
Jerma: It's fine
Jerma: *tries to throw flashbang at two enemies, ends up hitting car he's hiding behind*
Jerma: You gotta be kidding me *flashbang pops*
5:53 btw
for a tiny studio this game is quite special.
Guys this game is on sale on Steam Summer Sales, 75% off! $5 I'm gonna get this just because of this video.
*flashbang fail*
you have got to be fucking kidding me...
*bang*
i lose it xD
I love how conflicted the AI were with the pager it's like, "Intruder behind that box. But someone's furiously paging that pager. But the intruders right over there. But what's the deal with that pager?"
This game honestly has a really interesting gimmick to it. It's a sort of stealth game where one gets to be the Kaz or Revolver Ocelot to the other's Venom Snake.
Too bad that honestly Star and Jerma appear to be playing it shit for "le comedic value". I'd actually like to see the two tackle it with the ironically bad-at-video games meter turned down. I know the two can be good, but there is such a thing as too much ham.
SECOND
6:59 It's 2015 and we're still using Counter-Strike's logic of "Walking=Ruined Rifling and Shit Accuracy".
Why?
No matter how bad the game is, if you got a good friend with you you'll have fun regardless. (By the way this game is 25$...I don't think so when there are way better titles for under.)
this is how mission impossible would actually go
I love jerma videos, they never fail to make me laugh my ass off, Jeremy please never stop being amazing!
Epiphany.
What if Star was a GLAdoS GPS?
I can't remember where I originally heard this idea XD
"Are you ready for groundhog day Mr. Smith?"
Can we get T-Shirts of the Jerma Rumble Champions? I would wear a fuckin' The Pencil shirt 24/7
Jerma, I'm begging you, please play Who's Your Daddy with star
If you're confused, its pretty much a game where you try to stop the other player from dying horribly as a baby
Sooo.... 2:20
Notice the guard...
He has a cigarette between his right hand's index and middle fingers during the gun battle.
Then he dies.
Still holding the cigarette.
ehhhh lmao
Why do they only one computer technician at a top secret facility. And why would they have that person hacking the facility? xD
Why do they only one computer technician at a top secret facility. And why would they have that person hacking the facility? xD
“Jeg overvejer at blive FCK supporter…”
That grenade bit floors me every time I see it lmfao
*leans back*
*chair tips over*
Looking at this game, I think it was meant to promote a Fifth Element sequel that crosses over with Paul Blart Mall Cop in which a cloning facility is trying to take over the world with a legion of Blarts and it's up to leeloo to stop them.
OMG JERMA UPLOADED? YAY IMMA WATCH IT! oh wait its not tf2 -_-
Please do a part 2 on this, i have watched this over and over so many times
YOUR MOM
THE ROCK HAS COME BACK IN OHIO!!!!!
How to have a great day. Step 1. ope youtube
2) search the subs videos
3) find a jerma video.