Zombie Computer Salesman
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- Опубліковано 24 лют 2015
- Tough economy. Only Star and dead people are potential buyers.
Dead Rising 3:
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I think Jerma could voice an entire cartoon all by himself.
Yes definitely
I need this.
A whole anime dubbed by jerma.
he did
i didnt know i needed this in my life until now
Welcome to Etc. Etc. where we have tons of
Coffee, Cheetos, chicken.
Definition of a Jerma Joke.
But that was before the *plague hit*
And of course, Berries, Berries, Berries, Berries...
*Etc. Etc.
***** Coffee, Cheetos, CHICKEN!
“I’m the king of the castle, and I make all the rules. My first rule is going to be I’m the karate master!” So funny.
I often come back to this video solely because of that one quote
I quote this daily
Literally something I'd say in elementary school
4:40
I love how the instant they saw a counter in a store they both wanted to do the salesman-gag. They're perfectly in tune with eachother.
"Can we get in the Choo Choo train?"
"HAHA THE WHA-?!"
It feels like somebody... WANTS TO SELL ME SOMETHING!
But that was before the plague hit.
[quote]
0:48 "This one kinda tastes like mmm"
It tastes like Markiplier's Spore creation?
+MoarCrossovers™ lol
Ah yes, mmm, my favorite!
"This one has a GTX 5500!" Jerma stop selling us computers from 6 years ago
5500 is a fucking magic computer of the future. i have a gtx 550.
I had a GTX GeForce 6600 that barely ran Microsoft Word. The quad digits are ancient history.
GTX 1080
You don't want to know how shit the GTX 7500 was..
Decade old computers
"Before the Plague Hit" jokes are the new "Arrow in the Knee" jokes.
Saying them ironically still makes you guilty.
Holy fuck you actually typed it properly. Nearly all people are retarded and type "arrow *to* the knee," seriously.
Arrow to the knee means you got married and the marriage is terrible.
deadguyplayingtag Correct.
i used to be an adventurer like you until i took an arrow to the knee... but that was before the plague hit.
You cannot stop our fresh and spicy memes.
"Oooh, this one tastes like urine. Oh, I love urine!"
"Can we get in the choo-choo train?"
"DO YOU SEND EMAILS?!"
"You're fuckin' grinding me up!"
"I'm the king of the castle, and I make all the rules! First rule is: I'm the karate master!"
"Big time. Big Time. Hard time. Hard time."
"No joking, no jokes, no goofs no spoofing."
"OH NO THIS ONES GONNA BLOW UP!"
"Gimme the fuckin' broom, I'm gonna spear someone with the broom."
"This guy is freaking out, do you see this guy doing the f-" *laughing*.
"Yeah this guy riding around, in a fucking ultra murder machine--dude will you stop this _shit?"_ *Gets crushed by murder machine*
"What we're like, strippers now? - We're the fuckin' police strippers now."
"Look at these shoes, what are these shoes?"
"Is that a fuckin' coiled up shit?!: *Star: No it's a pretzel!*"
I vote Jerma and Star UA-camrs of the year.
Ditto buddy.
Relax kiddo, most of them are aren't even funny
"You know.. DON'T .. say sw-sweaaars.."
I'm really feeling it!
Give me the fu king broom, ima spear somebody with the broom.
I didn't use mouthwash.........but that was before the plaque hit, hehehehe plaque
first witty comment here wtf im stealing this
Now I know how to survive a zombie apocalypse.
Thank you Ornstein and Smough.
artorias
You are a pingasp
Star_ and Jerma are now Ornstein and Smough.
It's cannon.
The worst thing about this new trend of hentai face icons
Is that they legit had to search it up to use one
Hello, brother.
WHOOAAA LOOK AT THOSE MONSTURS
+Moe Lester THAT GUY'S A MONSTER!
+Opinion Onion A MON-STER
WHOA... WHOA.... LOOK AT ALL THESE MONSTERS AROUND THIS HALLWAY.
PULICE LOOK AT DOES MONSURS
(Your Avatar and name...) WHOA! THOSE MONTURS ARE SCARY!
do you send emails? do you send emails?! do ya use the phone? DO YA SEND EMAILS???
06:49 Jerma finds onion rings, this is foreshadowing
Pretty sure that Jerma has a seperate set of vocal cords for making voices
What happened to that city? Did the plague hit?
Pretty much
Yeah, but that was before the...
oh, wait
what's a plauge.
is that the new terminology for the plague after the actual plague hit.
She had the most beautiful strawberry blonde hair. God that memory always makes me laugh.
***** But that was before the plague hit.
Holy shit. These last few videos have been fucking amazing.
I agree. And yet there's still those "why dont u plat tf2 anymore" comments.
uberpsyko
`Then again, why doesn't he play TF2 anymore?
abagaf137 He said it got boring to him. if its boring he doesn't have fun, he has to have fun to make good videos.
Yep, hopefully its not garbage. also i hope star gives tf2 another chance after a few months and a few updates.
HurricaneScratch a few updates in a few months. HA! good one!
Everyone used to want computers...
That was for the plague hit
Nice meme
Saved Scout Its a meme you dip!
Nathan O'Brien He was pointing out that he should of said *before* not *for*
What do you expect? He was playing it on his _Xbox One gaming console_
Saved Scout ALL HAIL THE PLAGUE!
I still reference the karate master joke to this day
I wonder how long Jerma and Star could survive the actual zombie apocalypse...
About NEED A SENTRY HERE....What was that?
With the skills they display here, they'd make it through the entire thing and live to rebuild civilization.
***** And repopulate civilization.
How long would an actual zombie apocalypse survive?
With watching all these recent videos about zombies games, I would say they would die having fun before dying by zombies.
Is Jerma working on new voices or something? I'm hearing some things from him that I haven't heard from him before.
He's a voice actor now, so he's gonna try and learn some new voices. I expect to hear more talents later in the next Jerma Rumble
ImploreYouto Reconsider He's been involved in 2 games...
jonathanx1408 That's two more than 0.
Yes, and they're fucking hilarious.
Half way through the video and my throat hurts from laughing.
jonathanx1408 and an animation series now. I'ts called salty swamp
"Is that a fucking coiled up shit?" I was having a near death experience when Jerma said that.
Do you email? DO YOU SEND EMAILS?
Yes. YES I DO!
this is one of the funniest jerma videos I've seen I keep coming back to it...
0:54 I love how Jerma has this disturbed laugh of a mad man when he finds out he can do that
I love the realizasion in jerma's voice the moment he said choo choo train
42 gigs of wam?
Dats a lot of dedotated wam
" Can we get in the choo choo train?" "THE WHAT?!?" Oh ny god that was the best thing I have seen in awhile!
Hey. Fuck you. XD what's up man?
justin4018 Huh? I don't know who you are?
Shotgun Mongol look at the picture then think long and hard about who you know on steam that uses it.
justin4018 Oh shit sorry Sargent! I didn't recognize your name man, so sorry.
Welcome to the job interview.
Please have a seat.
**grabs monitor and walks off without a word**
Just how many goddamn ''Ephic Zambheez Aphecalypsu'' games are out there?! The only reason you could have to play 'em is to see how dumbly broken they are.
Either that or to watch Jerma and Star play it.
I friggin' hate the zombie trend. I mean, zombies can be cool, but I'm tired of it. I really want to see a new, original monster in the media, or used underused ones.
Musaid Abdullah let us explore the true monster, the people
Wait thats been done too. Fuck
Its a nearly ten year old franchise. There is no zombie apocalypse in the Dead rising games - the outbreaks are localized to single cities, contained and controlled, and occasionally instigated arbitrarily. The intro the to 2 starts out on a game show on TV involving zombies people kept for funzies. Anyways, beyond that the story is more about the characters and plot - its not so much another bland story-less survival game.
(tl;dr) Quite contrary, it's goofy, over the top, crazy Capcom bullshit, and its wonderful, especially with friends.
Musaid Abdullah How about vampires, the media has never done that, right?
Musaid Abdullah That's because no one did a zombie game in the dangerous way.
You would never just run into a bunch of zombies and kill them, a game where escaping them and not engaging them in the first place, Dying light made it quite well in the first half of the game, where you couldn't just face a horde and completly destroy them, or the night time was basically suicide if you aren't careful enough.
it's how most zombie games are, not zombie games in general, they are focused about slashing zombies in thousands and not as actual threat.
"We're gonna race."
"Ok."
*Steamroller.*
You always need a system of checks and balances. The king of the castle CANNOT also be the karate master if you want a functioning and fair society
"The first rule is that I'm the Karate Master" should've been applied BEFORE the plague hit
You know what they should sell at Et cetera et cetera?
Coffee, Cheetos and Chicken
And dr. Pepper!
Loving the pop-in on those GROUND TEXTURES, god damn, best game of 2015 right here.
"Youre grinding me up" sterma confirmed
"Police! Hey Police! Monsters!" That made me laugh so hard
Master the force I did, before the plauge hit that was
"Mmm this one tastes like urine, I love urine" ~ Jerma 2015
I come back to this video at least once a year. This was probably my favorite Jerma video of all time.
"Welcome to etc, etc. Where we sell tons of etc..." Pls make this a thing
3:50
I think Ster is secretly Dio.
ROADARORRADA!
"Hey Jerma, um" "NO NO THAT'S MY JOKE!" xD
Jerma's voice is so amazing. He'd be great at commercials.
I dunno if I'll ever be able to eat a giant pretzel again, thanks Jerma.
Below that 301 mark,bro!
You in it?
Ye dog.
Yeahk
Am I cool yet?
I used to be under the 301 mark... but thats before the plague hit.
I did it
These last few vids have just been fantastic
Jerma and Star are the only UA-camrs that actually make me laugh out loud.
I really appreciate your existence Jerma.
"Oh, Jerma and STAR_ are playing some shitty rip-off of dead rising."
* Looks at description. *
I seriously have a problem, I love Jerma too much.
Jerma is really cool
Star is also really cool
It's snowing on Mt. Fuji
I think the karate master is my favorite of the new voices XD well I like all of them. Damn, everything in this video made me laugh
How does Jerma and Star make everything they play so hilarious?
My first rule is going to be I’m going to be the karate master.
Late night and a Jerma video with a title that is already making me laugh. This is going to be fun.
WELKOM 2 DA UNORIGINAL KOMMENT KLUB!1! HOW UNORIGINAL R U?!!1!1!?!?!
I used to be original, but that was before the plague hit.
arrow to the knee
I used to post unoriginal comments, that was before the plague hit.
plz buy my mixtape
like if u laft at dis prt 99:99
Montages by Jerma and star, showing the true quality of games.
Took you long enough, was waiting since star's stream.
Watching this for the first time while dealing with exasperating computer issues in real life; this was exactly the video I needed right now ^_^
I'm the big rat who makes all the rules.
My first rule is that I'm gonna be the karate master.
Jerma's voice acting is just too good
Omg I need more of this in my life
I swear to god the karate master part literally has me bent over in stitches crying EVERY SINGLE TIME I watch this damned video. Most of is actually too good for me to process, like there’s 14 jokes packed into 2 seconds and once my brain realizes something is funny it’s on to the next joke and I’m trying to listen!
Yet another instant classic. A true Jerma video.
I used to be a Computer Salesman,,, that was before the plague hit
"why the fuck did they remove the time lim it? This is bullshit"
Jerma: Haha, zombie go splat.
i laughed so friggin hard my head hurts now. Thanks!
From this video, I have learned how to react and what to do, durning the zombie apocalypse.
this is your best video yet jerma x)
I'm sick and it was hard enough to breathe already then I turned on a Jerma video.
Well known fact that if somebody says "Xbox One" on camera and they aren't joking, they are *a Microsoft employee*
The silent taking of the flat screen TV killed me XD
I was drinking tea when Star robbed Jerma and I almost chocked to death from tea+laughter that level where you cry a little
You guys manage to make everything funny
"Is that a fucking coiled up shit?"
Jerma somehow always find the most hilarious glitches.
THAT JOB INTERVIEW MADE MY DAY!
I am the king of the castle and I make all the rules. my first rule is that I’m going to be the karate master
I just realized how Jerma is the kind of person, who makes review videos, and just some goofy gameplay and on the other hand he just fucks around with STAR_ and that is the kind of entertainment I need. Jerma98-4-lyfe.
As a former computer salesman I can relate to this.
Excluding the zombie apocalypse thing.
Jerma has gone past IPad salesmen to custom PC salesmen what will happen next in jerma's career?
Byeah's slavemaster
Explosions in store,
That was before the plague hit,
It's snowing on Mt. Fuji.
Welcome to the job interview! Please take a seat!
**takes LCD monitor** **walks out the door**
**awkward silence**
This made me smile so hard it hurt
That sweet transition at 1:55
This video was very informative, when I'm going to be on a job interview, I'm just going to take the monitor from the desk and go around the corner.
As soon as he said xbox one I was very tempted to add him since you can see it say ster over his head.
What's the better way of buying yourself a flat screen? Steal it right in front of the worker ofcourse!
Jerma,
I just wanted to say, I love the titles of all your videos
I expect a reward of some kind.
I thoroughly enjoyed this video, Jerma. My metaphorical hat is off to you.
This is an accurate depiction of two guys going completely insane in the wake of the zombie apocalypse.
We NEED a casting couch interview from what I just saw at the end.
the highest quality joeks
only at et cetera et cetera
jerma laughing at car accidents years before his vods were uploaded
I expected a lot of plague jokes...
but that was before the plague hit.
ayy lmao xXXxxDDFdDDDd
please someone kill me for this
*stab*
*stab the corpse*
Light it on fire and throw it to the mini sentries
Leave some for me guys
stab corpse again.
I would watch Jerma and Star play literally ANY game
I need to take notes for my next job interview. This time it HAS to work!
We gonna race.
Okay, ROAD ROLLER DAAAAA!