The Great Mysteries of Gaming - Scott The Woz

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  • @bunnybaca
    @bunnybaca 5 років тому +5953

    The best part is that ending is literally every murder mystery movie
    “I solved the case because there were only two people left and I know I’m not the murderer”

    • @hoodedman6579
      @hoodedman6579 5 років тому +260

      Clue didn't end like that; Clue was much weirder, and actually really good despite being a board game movie.

    • @walkinginternetstereotype80
      @walkinginternetstereotype80 5 років тому +122

      *_And Then There Were None_** entered the chat*

    • @Raiga0310
      @Raiga0310 5 років тому +24

      Also known as the AH way to play TTT

    • @CaptainCoolzCT-
      @CaptainCoolzCT- 5 років тому +20

      Hooded Man They made a movie about Cluedo called 'Clue'? Wow, I didn’t know that.

    • @emptytrashben2375
      @emptytrashben2375 5 років тому +4

      That’s the whole point

  • @squeegeeweegee6011
    @squeegeeweegee6011 4 роки тому +4016

    Seeing the bloopers just makes this vid exponentially better.

  • @maximumrisk2004
    @maximumrisk2004 4 роки тому +714

    What makes missigno so fascinating is that its a functional glitch. The game has no clue wtf its doing and it doesnt crash, it even lets you finish the battle and catch it. So that makes it quite unique. Everyone says the first gen is full of glitches when in reallity it appears to be full of superglue.

    • @autismandgaming4532
      @autismandgaming4532 3 роки тому +13

      So cyberpunk is buggier. And before anyone says anything this is my first time making this joke.

    • @jamesgraham1772
      @jamesgraham1772 3 роки тому +31

      Is it like an exception handler to put in some kind of default “Pokémon” instead of the game just crashing during a bugged encounter?

    • @maximumrisk2004
      @maximumrisk2004 3 роки тому +24

      @@jamesgraham1772 the effect depends on your name. Some names do just cause a crash.

    • @wubbers662
      @wubbers662 2 роки тому +12

      they were supposed to be Gen 2 Pokemon that didn't make the cut in the original game, like Scizor

    • @chemolcalico6792
      @chemolcalico6792 Рік тому +6

      @@jamesgraham1772 nope, theres more glitch pokemon. like female symbol, v', and m'

  • @El_Luisenciado
    @El_Luisenciado 3 роки тому +2817

    Not even 2 years since the video released and we got:
    -L is Real (at least in the beta of the game)
    -Metroid Dread
    Next year we might even know if Luigi did die and say f*ck.

    • @DerpiestGameBlast
      @DerpiestGameBlast 3 роки тому +146

      A new Mario Golf is coming out so we could finally see if Luigi would say f*ck again

    • @strikex7959
      @strikex7959 3 роки тому +20

      Wym by L is real game?

    • @aeorut7455
      @aeorut7455 3 роки тому +109

      @@strikex7959 some people found luigi in the files and put him the game, seem nintendo wanted a multiplayer but couldnt do it and left luigi in the files by accident

    • @walidfakhfakh3660
      @walidfakhfakh3660 3 роки тому +2

      @@DerpiestGameBlast toz

    • @SUBSCRIBERSWITHOUTVIDEOS-dj7vo
      @SUBSCRIBERSWITHOUTVIDEOS-dj7vo 3 роки тому +131

      @@strikex7959 Basically someone backdoored (a kind of hack) into a Nintendo database and released source code files. The source code files included Super Mario 64's source code. This includes things that were not added to the game, such as a player model and movement + split screen controls for Luigi. What's funny about this is that this source code leak that included this find, was released 24 years and 1 month after the game released (2401, in July 2020).

  • @j.a.w.6491
    @j.a.w.6491 5 років тому +4329

    Fan theory: Scott was actually dead the whole time and he was going through the stages of grief

    • @ExtremeMadnessX
      @ExtremeMadnessX 5 років тому +57

      Jacob's Ladder.

    • @portal2kid
      @portal2kid 5 років тому +71

      Every 9 year old kid: *i hear the opportunity of fame* (keyboard noises)

    • @jerrylou3435
      @jerrylou3435 5 років тому +110

      Ah, yes! The very well known sixth stage of grief: Wendy’s Employee

    • @JaidenPinchess
      @JaidenPinchess 5 років тому +16

      But hey, that’s just a theory

    • @Peter-un8lz
      @Peter-un8lz 5 років тому +7

      @@JaidenPinchess A GAME THEORY!!!

  • @jacobashley7205
    @jacobashley7205 5 років тому +7975

    Gaming mystery: is Scott’s middle name really “the”?

    • @conethegamer
      @conethegamer 5 років тому +520

      Scott's last name is actually Doz, making his initials STD

    • @everybodysNocturnal
      @everybodysNocturnal 5 років тому +537

      No it's "Will Eventually Take a Look at the First Mega Man"

    • @waiting90dastochangemyname3
      @waiting90dastochangemyname3 5 років тому +231

      @@conethegamer std... STD?! WHO IN THE RIGHT MIND WOULD NAME THEIR GAME COMPANY, STD!??!!??!?!?!?

    • @codo8584
      @codo8584 5 років тому +131

      @@waiting90dastochangemyname3 I wAnNa Be SeDaTeD wItH a GaMeBoY!!!!

    • @baboiminionbaboi4822
      @baboiminionbaboi4822 5 років тому +23

      No it's "Your Next Employee"

  • @apocrypha5363
    @apocrypha5363 5 років тому +3759

    Gaming mystery: Why does Sonic refuse to share his hedge?

  • @paulapplesauce110
    @paulapplesauce110 4 роки тому +2657

    "Wendy's employee, Wendy's employee"
    - Wendy's employee 2019

  • @cidredwood6170
    @cidredwood6170 5 років тому +13010

    Fan theory: Everyone actually killed themselves because they didn't want to listen to Scott's recording.

    • @setonflamez
      @setonflamez 5 років тому +542

      In the distance: “I DIED”

    • @trumangraham2602
      @trumangraham2602 5 років тому +283

      And the cop made up the murderer story so he wouldn't have to listen to Scott anymore.

    • @DarkIce02
      @DarkIce02 5 років тому +42

      @@lilylopnco surprise suicide

    • @jesuscanplayguitar1214
      @jesuscanplayguitar1214 5 років тому +38

      Why is this comment from 3 years ago

    • @Glory2Snowstar
      @Glory2Snowstar 5 років тому +38

      Why is the comment from 3 years ago, you ask? Maybe you’re a time traveler that just blew their cover. Spooky...

  • @SwankyBox
    @SwankyBox 5 років тому +7367

    My favorite Pokemon is the truck parked on top of Mew.

  • @emilyshearer5552
    @emilyshearer5552 5 років тому +2307

    God Scott’s sense of humor is on another level

    • @demi-fiendoftime3825
      @demi-fiendoftime3825 5 років тому +13

      Except in his Yo Kai Watch video aka something I'm not letting him forget till he apologizes for barly playing the game and treating a decent series like shit just because it wasnt pokemon

    • @tcminer6063
      @tcminer6063 5 років тому +67

      Demi-Fiend of Time Dude, Chill, it's his opinion, dosen’t mean you like that series that Scott has to too

    • @demi-fiendoftime3825
      @demi-fiendoftime3825 5 років тому

      @@tcminer6063 I have no problem he doesn't like the game but he didn't even finish the tutorial and made a joke about a one charicter that sounds mean and empty out of context but is apart of the mascot charicter's story arc in the first 2 games that the way he made light of it pissed me off. That alone tells me he didn't even play past the tutorial chapters of the game brushing it off as a pokemon ripoff-_-If your going to review and make jokes about a game at least have the decency to finish the game!!!!

    • @ashidenki7710
      @ashidenki7710 5 років тому +26

      @@demi-fiendoftime3825 you mean Jimmy Whitzel?

    • @demi-fiendoftime3825
      @demi-fiendoftime3825 5 років тому +2

      ashidenki Facepalm I forgot who's who. This folks is why you don't coment when you're tired -_- My bad I mean the 2 sound kind of similar but it was a mistake :(

  • @Maniac4Bricks
    @Maniac4Bricks 3 роки тому +2715

    After rewatching this video, I realized the clues were placed in front of us the whole time about Steel Wool.
    8:00 He's the only one who doesn't gasp or react to the murder.
    13:25 someone with a purple light swatted at Jeb Jab.
    13:58 and 15:01 and 16:07 Steel Wool is holding a purple light.
    16:00 Terry is seen dead with a purple light next to him.
    16:44 Rex is seen dead with a purple light next to him.
    17:17 Wendy's Employee is seen dead with a purple light next to him.

  • @The_Ghost_Gaming
    @The_Ghost_Gaming 4 роки тому +1562

    13:01 I never noticed steel wool was looking at them through the window!

  • @kyanpepperz53
    @kyanpepperz53 4 роки тому +4947

    No one else talking about how Scott is actually a really good actor?

    • @mattdominick1679
      @mattdominick1679 4 роки тому +202

      I'm imagining him playing Wolverine instead of Danny Devito, thanks

    • @TaekoZ
      @TaekoZ 4 роки тому +380

      He was great in the Spider-Man movies

    • @bunchaidiots2065
      @bunchaidiots2065 3 роки тому +44

      Have you seen the bloopers on his 2nd channel

    • @user-xu3bg7zh9c
      @user-xu3bg7zh9c 3 роки тому +56

      a great writter too

    • @AwesomeAutismHC
      @AwesomeAutismHC 3 роки тому +30

      @@user-xu3bg7zh9c And if you look at his Instagram, a very talented artist too!

  • @orionjustmelted
    @orionjustmelted 5 років тому +2497

    Hands down one of the funniest Scott the Woz episodes in a while, and that’s also considering that every Scott the Woz episode is gold
    EDIT: 17:56 the best bit

  • @markerikson7423
    @markerikson7423 3 роки тому +275

    I love how death is just treated like a nuisance

  • @pokemonmanic3595
    @pokemonmanic3595 5 років тому +1586

    “It’s a murder not a tax audit we’ll be fine.”

    • @DaelinZeppiTheComputerGamer
      @DaelinZeppiTheComputerGamer 5 років тому +71

      This guy is great at jokes.
      His reaching quality that shouldn't even be achievable.

    • @frankf684
      @frankf684 5 років тому +6

      "It's a murder not a tax audit we'll be fine."-pokemonmaniac3595

    • @bruhmom3nt
      @bruhmom3nt 5 років тому

      The aura is with scott

    • @bruhmom3nt
      @bruhmom3nt 5 років тому

      @LeCoolFace okay boomer

    • @seansilv25
      @seansilv25 Місяць тому

      “But what about the Wendy’s Employee? Nobody EVER expects the Wendy’s Employee!”

  • @preposteroussongs5572
    @preposteroussongs5572 4 роки тому +1699

    Fun fact: In Luigi's Mansion, if you listen closely the first time you enter the back garden, you can faintly hear Mario saying, "Hey, Luigi! What's the holdup!?"

    • @unknownwill4th549
      @unknownwill4th549 3 роки тому +38

      @Darkquill Maroonlink?

    • @monocell.
      @monocell. 3 роки тому +71

      @@unknownwill4th549 zelda?

    • @retromint
      @retromint 3 роки тому +40

      @@monocell. ganon?

    • @ActPee
      @ActPee 3 роки тому +38

      @@retromint tingle?

    • @theneonapple1684
      @theneonapple1684 3 роки тому +50

      @@ActPee King Rhoam Bosphoramus Hyrule?

  • @nesneros828
    @nesneros828 5 років тому +138

    Honestly, the skit was absolute gold and the mysteries are the coolest side of video games. Whatever you decide, just make sure this doesn't end up a one-parter.

  • @littleretroship6403
    @littleretroship6403 3 роки тому +148

    This pretty much singlehandedly transformed the Scott The Woz lore to its current state

  • @TheRealBitterbub
    @TheRealBitterbub 5 років тому +457

    The line "the guys are at the hospital being treated for murder--" Made me laugh way more than it probably should've.

    • @ramensamosa8186
      @ramensamosa8186 5 років тому +3

      same! i'm stealing that line for horror movie watch parties

    • @benjaminschmitt1562
      @benjaminschmitt1562 4 роки тому +1

      ramensamosa I will steal so many of his jokes

    • @thundersky4918
      @thundersky4918 4 роки тому +2

      TheRealBitterbub San Andreas hospital

    • @terrylesler7209
      @terrylesler7209 4 роки тому +1

      Hey, at least I was treated for murder.

  • @jetman9996
    @jetman9996 5 років тому +852

    My favorite mystery is how Global Smash Power is calculated

    • @GojiraFGC
      @GojiraFGC 5 років тому +57

      It isn't

    • @matthewmynk5529
      @matthewmynk5529 5 років тому +32

      Mine is how the pokemon universe never runs out of preteens and teenagers to save the world for them

    • @peppinoandweskerfriendsfor3450
      @peppinoandweskerfriendsfor3450 5 років тому +22

      Simon M
      They should add Waluigi to Sm4sh for $999.99 and you have to pay twenty dollars a week for him. If you forget to pay for a week, then the next time you try to start the subscription again it costs you $999.99 again, but now you must pay $40 a week. Each time it will increase by 20

    • @linearmetroidvania888
      @linearmetroidvania888 5 років тому

      Ahh Ah animates And he releases on April 1st

    • @saifuusuri
      @saifuusuri 5 років тому +16

      Oh it's simple: First you take your win loss ratio, and divide the larger of the two by the smaller of the two. Then you multiply that by the inverse of your virgin index stat, and then if the most recent Kingdom Hearts game has a title that makes sense, you add 12, and then start gathering supplies because the world has just ended buckaroo.

  • @MoonlitWood
    @MoonlitWood 4 роки тому +7534

    I can't believe L is real 2401 actually came to be a thing.

    • @rotten6322
      @rotten6322 4 роки тому +318

      I CAME HERE TO LOOK FOR THIS COMMENT

    • @dyl1845
      @dyl1845 4 роки тому +62

      @@rotten6322 same

    • @EduardoMielings2
      @EduardoMielings2 4 роки тому +586

      Now we know that 2401 correlates to the time that happen between Mario 64 realese date to the day of the discovery of Luigi, 24 years and 01 month... and 2 days, but whatever

    • @AnomalySource
      @AnomalySource 4 роки тому +66

      What?

    • @absolboi334
      @absolboi334 4 роки тому +37

      This amazed me the other day

  • @aykay8917
    @aykay8917 3 роки тому +381

    7:37 “It’s Rex”
    *proceeds to deploy the table into the shadow realm*

  • @mcmikk
    @mcmikk 5 років тому +1230

    Long ago when I was a young lad, I bought a seemingly ordinary Scott the Woz episode at a garage sale. The person who sold it spoke of the episode warily, remarking something to the effect of "Yeah it's haunted and also not real, but thanks for the 3 grand."
    When I got home and turned it on, it started as normal, but SCOTT DEVIATED FROM HIS USUAL INTRO, saying "Hey *y'all*, Scott here" instead of "Hey *all*, Scott here." Then, everything was hyper-realistic and Scott had blood eyes! Don't ask me how live action footage of people can be more hyper-realistic than normal.
    From that day on, I would sometimes see blood-eyed Scott in my dreams and every new Scott the Woz upload gave me terrible fear and anxiety. Now I'm a heroin addict who wears sweatshirts without a shirt underneath, and my wife and kids left me.
    Sometimes I miss that 3 grand...

    • @ImTheGuy
      @ImTheGuy 4 роки тому +11

      man

    • @gakmey
      @gakmey 4 роки тому +14

      pog

    • @BluestSoldier
      @BluestSoldier 4 роки тому +37

      Damn dude...
      Sweatshirt without a shirt, not even the worse of demons can traumatise you like that. Are you sure you didn't do that before?

    • @Stickyz
      @Stickyz 4 роки тому +1

      What an underrated comment

    • @snoopii11
      @snoopii11 4 роки тому +5

      Strong Bad, I gotta level with ya...
      That *might* have been....the worst $3,000 I ever spent.

  • @Rabbidking
    @Rabbidking 5 років тому +147

    "I have seen a lot of murders in my day, and all six of them were today."
    -Scott Wozniak, Dinner Partier, 2019

  • @dataecto6135
    @dataecto6135 5 років тому +694

    Scott: what is the first thing you think of when you hear "mysterious?"
    Me: *I H A V E 2 0 D O L L A R S A N D I N E E D A W I I G A M E F O R M Y K I D*

  • @frownyclowny6955
    @frownyclowny6955 3 роки тому +285

    “I died!”
    Scott is a comedic genius

  • @2KSD.
    @2KSD. 5 років тому +2695

    "Didn't Luigi say f*** in Mario Golf?"
    *Later*
    "Let's just listen to some gaming mysteries about Luigi and call it a night."
    "Isn't that the guy who said f*** in Mario Golf?"
    I am scared about the fact that more than one person knows about this.

    • @ctons
      @ctons 4 роки тому +49

      The best part is that Luigi never said anything similar to fuck in Mario gold

    • @darkpudding1721
      @darkpudding1721 4 роки тому +55

      QualityToons Mario was never made of gold

    • @mlevar25
      @mlevar25 4 роки тому +7

      @@darkpudding1721 he ment to say golf

    • @matiasc1879
      @matiasc1879 4 роки тому +24

      Dark Pudding actually there is a power up in the games that makes mario gold

    • @darkpudding1721
      @darkpudding1721 4 роки тому +9

      @Matias C yes the gold flower exclusive to NSMB 2

  • @thaddayyus
    @thaddayyus 4 роки тому +647

    “I died” is the best quote I’ve ever heard

    • @SingTingz31
      @SingTingz31 3 роки тому +19

      This is funnier than what they write in movies

    • @Louie_Log
      @Louie_Log 3 роки тому

      Same

    • @thaddayyus
      @thaddayyus 3 роки тому +2

      @@Louie_Log wait holy shit this comment got likes

    • @CatsMeow_
      @CatsMeow_ 2 роки тому +1

      I just realized that scott said to tell him if you get killed and then jeb did just that

    • @Cageab1
      @Cageab1 2 роки тому

      Fortnite player spotted

  • @terrylesler7209
    @terrylesler7209 4 роки тому +1696

    I’m glad I was treated for murder that day, if I wasn’t I would have to buy another copy of Kinect Adventures.

    • @GabrielShakkori
      @GabrielShakkori 4 роки тому +14

      Y'all did a great job!

    • @yamomoldcouch5065
      @yamomoldcouch5065 4 роки тому +14

      It’s not really him

    • @yamomoldcouch5065
      @yamomoldcouch5065 4 роки тому +14

      Mochi Maker no I mean that this account is not run by Scott. And that’s not terry lesler. And I don’t think SnazzyGaming was joke. So you should just calm down bud.

    • @soskenndndnndbdb
      @soskenndndnndbdb 4 роки тому +9

      @@yamomoldcouch5065 no shit Sherlock

    • @lsixty30
      @lsixty30 3 роки тому +6

      Watson where is the bathroom?
      No shit, Sherlock!!!

  • @exetone
    @exetone 4 роки тому +86

    "I cant die I have jury duty tomorrow", "I've seen lot of murder in my life and all 6 were today" and "its okay they're all being treated for murder at the hospital" are all great lines might I add

  • @chain12bb
    @chain12bb 5 років тому +885

    Imagine if everyone talked like a scott the woz character

    • @Luke-xi2pq
      @Luke-xi2pq 5 років тому +20

      Cringey...

    • @soup5309
      @soup5309 5 років тому +83

      @@Luke-xi2pq no

    • @obligatoryturtle8884
      @obligatoryturtle8884 5 років тому +39

      Wow, everyone would be weirdly funny and relatable, but since everyone’s that way, everyone would be mediocre in their own eyes.

    • @peaceful7610
      @peaceful7610 5 років тому +14

      If they had the same comedy and amount of acting I would love life

    • @lizardlord4k
      @lizardlord4k 5 років тому +3

      We don't?

  • @3possumsinatrenchcoat
    @3possumsinatrenchcoat 5 років тому +617

    "I was too shy to mention I was the one that killed him so I thought it would be easier to kill everyone."

  • @B-Mag
    @B-Mag 4 роки тому +4030

    The best part about Scott's friends is that they are horrible actors but that only makes the videos funnier

    • @hurt4322
      @hurt4322 4 роки тому +767

      I unironically think they did a great job for what they were supposed to act

    • @capnkaba
      @capnkaba 4 роки тому +383

      Wtf are you talking about? They were fine for the script they were given!

    • @David-gj9qr
      @David-gj9qr 4 роки тому +147

      CarverHunt101 sure they are not bad for UA-cam actors but I don’t expect any production company to hire them either

    • @broly1059
      @broly1059 4 роки тому +71

      Are you trying to say Scott's friends are worse than Scott? He's about on the same level.

    • @ChopstickPhilly
      @ChopstickPhilly 4 роки тому +300

      I'm pretty sure this is the main purpose. Considering the script is trying to be really silly and not to be taken serious of, having scott's friends acting "professionally" would kinda ruin the whole act and defeat the purpose of it being funny for us.

  • @LayTooPlant
    @LayTooPlant 4 роки тому +564

    10:13 was executed perfectly

    • @galfinsp7216
      @galfinsp7216 3 роки тому +2

      How did that work?

    • @BigBrawler
      @BigBrawler 3 роки тому +25

      Scott's Stash video about this one shows that it isn't a real knife

    • @catswellthecat7855
      @catswellthecat7855 2 роки тому +23

      @@galfinsp7216 It’s a retractable knife. So the blade is rubber and slides into the handle when you stab someone with it. Gives the illusion that the blade is going into the skin

    • @rubub8455
      @rubub8455 Рік тому +5

      brown haired white guy actually sacrificed his hand for the joke, a true hero

  • @tommiehoudini146
    @tommiehoudini146 5 років тому +331

    Scott: “Now there’s only one thing more addictive than reading actual mysteries about video games.”
    Wendy’s Employee: “Nicotine”

  • @hunbenny
    @hunbenny 5 років тому +823

    - You've ever hear of the Madden curse?
    - Oww, my foot...
    I died, laughing... Love your videos Scott. :D

    • @jeleopard
      @jeleopard 5 років тому +42

      you DIED laughing?
      MADDEN CURSE STRIKES AGAIN.

    • @FennecFox53
      @FennecFox53 4 роки тому

      @Adofo OMG UR DEAD ITS STRIKES 1 MORE TIME

  • @speechincomprehensible
    @speechincomprehensible 5 років тому +403

    "What about steel wool? He has a knife"
    "Yeah for fun not for murder!" *stabs*

    • @BrutusBongo
      @BrutusBongo 5 років тому +19

      Steel wool is the cop

    • @evanz5372
      @evanz5372 5 років тому +3

      Also nice quote adds a lot to the comment sections

  • @ballisticblocker9163
    @ballisticblocker9163 2 роки тому +106

    8:30
    Gotta love how the smoker and alcoholic is the only one in all of the Scott Wozniak lore to have any common sense.

    • @ModderOfGames
      @ModderOfGames Рік тому +2

      "SOMEBODY FUCKING DIED!" is the funniest line in this video holy shit

    • @richardadamson1438
      @richardadamson1438 9 місяців тому +4

      He also claimed he was Jesus in one episode.

  • @krampuskardashian5890
    @krampuskardashian5890 5 років тому +356

    This video is a prime example of "follow your dreams"
    Scott "The" Wozniak went from a kid with a goofy Polish last name to a mass murderer who loves game trivia.

    • @DarkShadic9632
      @DarkShadic9632 4 роки тому +7

      Did you... actually... miss the entire point of the ending...? Because Scott didn’t kill the other guys...

    • @Duck-de9dw
      @Duck-de9dw 4 роки тому +2

      DarkShadic 9632 a simple cover up my boy

    • @woobgamer5210
      @woobgamer5210 4 роки тому

      I had a Polish Friend who had a sister and where the same surname but with different endings. The male was Brezinski, and his sister was Brezinska

  • @blandeanders7433
    @blandeanders7433 5 років тому +1566

    “Wendy’s Employee: Wendy’s employee” - Wendy’s Employee, 2019

    • @DarkDragonOfChaos557
      @DarkDragonOfChaos557 5 років тому +10

      Coulda put my face on that guy and is basically the same personlol

    • @justingonzales5155
      @justingonzales5155 5 років тому +6

      DarkDragon OfChaos that’s exactly what a Wendy’s employee would say.

    • @loukiss6729
      @loukiss6729 5 років тому +2

      didn't that guy steal a baconator?

    • @xlucyfer
      @xlucyfer 5 років тому +1

      Lukas Celebi u mean Chet shaft right

    • @loukiss6729
      @loukiss6729 5 років тому +1

      Yeah, guess i should of worded it better huh.

  • @gddiggy3828
    @gddiggy3828 4 роки тому +429

    Someone: * Gets murdered *
    Scott: "Sonic CD..."

  • @iivvrryy
    @iivvrryy 2 роки тому +88

    "The only thing I murder, is *not* abstinence."
    "So it's- possible, you killed him..."
    My favorite part. Those two play off each other so well.

  • @Rhlgull1331
    @Rhlgull1331 4 роки тому +173

    “Luigi said f*ck in Mario Golf” is my favourite 3-part gag

  • @Jattel_2006
    @Jattel_2006 5 років тому +835

    “If anyone dies tell me”Scott the woz 2019

  • @prometelion
    @prometelion 5 років тому +814

    "I stay, I'm free"
    At 13:58 the officer have a purple light saber.
    The first vegan gets kill with a purple light saber.
    At 16:01 second vegan was found dead with a purple light saber close to him
    At 16:45 the bodyguard is laying dead with the purple light saber close to him too.
    At 17:18 the Wendys employee also have the purple light saber close to him.
    I did, I solve the mystery

    • @z.d.8986
      @z.d.8986 5 років тому +1

      I knew I was not the only one

    • @stoked-6996
      @stoked-6996 5 років тому +1

      👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

    • @flamethefurry3516
      @flamethefurry3516 4 роки тому +32

      And, at 8:00, he wasn’t surprised and didn’t gasp

    • @DoctorKidemonas
      @DoctorKidemonas 4 роки тому +4

      Where is it at 17:18

    • @darthcuddles7663
      @darthcuddles7663 4 роки тому +4

      RANDOM DUDES it’s in his arm I know it’s kind of hard to see

  • @timpiano2359
    @timpiano2359 3 роки тому +64

    The fact that theres literally a story weaved into this video about game mysteries is actually amazing.

  • @Scoutscout1000
    @Scoutscout1000 4 роки тому +220

    Right after watching this I typed just "Luigi" into UA-cam and the first result is "Luigi says f in Mario golf" Google now making suggestions based on watch history

  • @imburnt_toast
    @imburnt_toast 5 років тому +353

    ah yes, my favorite theory:
    “a ka room”

  • @zipperkirbo
    @zipperkirbo 4 роки тому +544

    8:29
    *SOMEBODY F***ING DIED*
    Gets me every time

    • @Generictag
      @Generictag 4 роки тому +5

      Im dieing

    • @requiem165
      @requiem165 4 роки тому +6

      I know right lol

    • @DonutVibin
      @DonutVibin 4 роки тому +16

      9:22 was that the guy who said f**k in mario golf?

    • @tseye2478
      @tseye2478 3 роки тому +3

      9:23

  • @IsaacCapelli
    @IsaacCapelli 3 роки тому +48

    9:22 for some reason I love this clip

  • @yosher
    @yosher 4 роки тому +157

    “I diiieeedd!” Had me fuckin crying for like 10 minutes

  • @M.J44
    @M.J44 4 роки тому +563

    7:33
    THAT WAS SO OUT OF NOWHERE I'M DYING

    • @taiphonix9232
      @taiphonix9232 3 роки тому +25

      I was 10 seconds away from getting to the time on that timestamp when I found this comment

    • @Delta21OnYT
      @Delta21OnYT 3 роки тому +3

      Same with Chet

    • @garretteckhardt8036
      @garretteckhardt8036 3 роки тому +8

      IT'S REX
      *BANG* *BANG* *BANG*

    • @ryanspics
      @ryanspics 3 роки тому +1

      @@garretteckhardt8036 The whole ass table went airborne ffs why is no one talking about this hidden gem?

    • @atgplayer1284
      @atgplayer1284 3 роки тому

      Do you need CPR?

  • @austinhowarth9287
    @austinhowarth9287 5 років тому +491

    “I can’t be dead tomorrow, if I die I’ll go to prison!”
    -Scott the Woz 2019

    • @BlueMountain1992
      @BlueMountain1992 5 років тому +4

      When you find out it's illegal to die in the Houses of Parliament.

  • @Salah-ig5ye
    @Salah-ig5ye 3 роки тому +127

    Update on L is real:
    A Hacker group recently got into the original files for many N64 Games, including Star Fox 64, or in this case Super Mario 64, and they found out that Luigi is in the game files, but never made it into the game. He was planned as a playable Character in a Online Mode that was planned when the game was in development, but both of these things never happened because the N64 wasnt powerful enough.

    • @Cyorg13
      @Cyorg13 2 роки тому +16

      It wasn't an "online mode", it was just splitscreen multiplayer. Barely anyone back in '96 had internet.

    • @anarchysplatcast
      @anarchysplatcast 2 роки тому

      @@Cyorg13 this ^^^^

    • @jaredcondit9888
      @jaredcondit9888 Рік тому

      And also, it was discovered 24 years and 1 month after the release of SM64

  • @trainguy7276
    @trainguy7276 5 років тому +184

    "All right. Scott, Steelwool, Rex you're dead." Best moment for me.

    • @DeAnimeJ
      @DeAnimeJ 5 років тому +3

      I love it because it caught me off guard... XD

  • @kneesnap1041
    @kneesnap1041 5 років тому +784

    I love how every sandwich at the vegan meeting clearly has meat in it.

    • @georgebaynard4096
      @georgebaynard4096 5 років тому +70

      Knee Snap that son of a *BITCH*

    • @rbrbnd
      @rbrbnd 4 роки тому +16

      Its vegetable meat

    • @liam04294
      @liam04294 4 роки тому +26

      It's ok they don't have cheese

    • @birdboy16
      @birdboy16 4 роки тому +4

      Liam O good point! That fixes everything 😂

    • @robman1493
      @robman1493 4 роки тому +3

      That son of a BITCH!

  • @bramble553
    @bramble553 5 років тому +298

    "I did it. I solved the Mystery."
    The new Jontron "I saved the World" meme has arisen.

  • @Roadsguy
    @Roadsguy 3 роки тому +36

    "I pulled him over for money laundering" is still my favorite line in any of Scott's videos.

  • @sadtoad250
    @sadtoad250 5 років тому +380

    The greatest gaming mystery is how we knew about Geist DS

  • @yonkers25
    @yonkers25 5 років тому +164

    Dude these mystery’s are actually scary like when chad died spook

  • @cudef9642
    @cudef9642 4 роки тому +520

    17:09
    "This is the Madden curse and if we're not careful, it'll get us too."
    Patrick Mahomes overcomes his injury to win the Superbowl. The world gets hit with the coronavirus. The Madden curse is real.

    • @tygerdude
      @tygerdude 4 роки тому +18

      @cudef I like to believe it was weakened by its masterpiece of a job on Antonio Brown and then was angered by Mahomes' comeback

    • @requiem165
      @requiem165 4 роки тому +2

      I know right lol

    • @normal_username3231
      @normal_username3231 3 роки тому

      So this all happened because someone wanted to put athletes on their game cover?

  • @gojithecringe
    @gojithecringe Рік тому +36

    Another video game mystery that was going around for a decade! Before Godzilla: Save The Earth, Pipeworks (the developer) stated that the monster Biollante gonna appear in the game. But when it released, she wasn't anywhere! Only in 2014, it was revealed that she was actually completed within the files, they weren't able to get the approval from Toho (film studio which makes Godzilla movies).

    • @jestermaniac3131
      @jestermaniac3131 Рік тому +2

      thats super sick

    • @axothegremlin
      @axothegremlin Рік тому

      That's cool, but at the same time, who the actual fuck doesn't know who makes the Godzilla movies? They're some of the most popular pieces of media to ever come out of the Tokusatsu genre. Along with Kamen Rider, Super Sentai and Power Rangers which is adapted from Super Sentai.

  • @peanits333
    @peanits333 5 років тому +3030

    Scott: So if any of you die, you have to tell me ok?
    *later*
    "I died!"
    LMAO

  • @iane7474
    @iane7474 4 роки тому +183

    Hints that steel wool is killer
    7:38 steel wool is paying very close attention to him and is the only one not to look away from chet
    7:59 steel wool is the only one not surprised at chets death (infact everytime someone dies he doesnt care)
    8:18 steel wool wants to stay at the party
    13:26 steel wool was not there during the conversation earlier and the other 2 went of somewere else
    13:58 when the guy (sorry i forgot his name) dies a purple lightsaber is seen and steel wool has a purple light saber in his hand
    15:58 steel wool isnt there when the terry dies
    16:46 rex was right next to steel wool when he died

  • @josh2.623
    @josh2.623 5 років тому +245

    “I’ll stay, I’m free”
    *F O R E S H A D O W I N G*

  • @MasterMarx
    @MasterMarx Рік тому +40

    "AAAAAAAAAA!!!"
    "It's a murder!"
    "No... It's a listening agreement."

  • @captndingpot3981
    @captndingpot3981 4 роки тому +119

    11:40 and 14:00 together is the funniest joke set up ever. You just don't expect it until you remember that this is a Scot The Woz video. Lol

  • @3possumsinatrenchcoat
    @3possumsinatrenchcoat 5 років тому +482

    "What about him, he has a knife-"
    "Yeah, for fun, not for murder!"
    *stabs through guy's arm*

    • @duckboya
      @duckboya 5 років тому +35

      That is indeed the joke

    • @Splung1
      @Splung1 5 років тому +14

      Scr00ge yes and he repeats it

    • @peterortiz1160
      @peterortiz1160 5 років тому +2

      I died

  • @ShadowRubberDuck
    @ShadowRubberDuck 5 років тому +284

    Customer calls: “Is this Wendy’s?”
    Wendy’s Employee: “No, this is Wendy’s Employee.” (Hangs up)

    • @Reoko77
      @Reoko77 5 років тому +10

      *THAT SON OF A BITCH!*

  • @roycedutch1
    @roycedutch1 3 роки тому +26

    Majora’s mask takes the term “moon landing” to a whole new level

  • @QuazzleTheQaz
    @QuazzleTheQaz 5 років тому +839

    This will mess up the “HEY ALL SCOTT HERE” compilations

    • @josepablovargasguzman1315
      @josepablovargasguzman1315 5 років тому +136

      Not if they are Smart enough And put the "hey all, Scott here" from the recording at 1:15

    • @johnonthephone5625
      @johnonthephone5625 5 років тому +4

      Soul “im from the south and im really fuckin stupid” - Joji

    • @LNERFlyingScotsman
      @LNERFlyingScotsman 5 років тому +4

      He still says it at the beginning...

    • @jesuscanplayguitar1214
      @jesuscanplayguitar1214 5 років тому

      John on the Phone funny?

    • @matthewpippin2502
      @matthewpippin2502 5 років тому +8

      @@johnonthephone5625 Ahh yes, everyone's favorite example of high quality deep and intellectual humor; the negative stereotype that has absolutely no basis in reality and in fact shows everyone that you, in fact, are the stupid one. Well played.

  • @r2ube
    @r2ube 5 років тому +205

    "Everones at the hospital getting treated for murder, so they'll all be fine."

    • @seanyproductions
      @seanyproductions 4 роки тому +6

      R2D2 Inc I love how It’s a Bargain Bin Christmas actually went with that explanation

    • @5R0B5
      @5R0B5 4 роки тому +6

      The idea of Scott just going through that whole dinner-party-thing for "It's a Bargain Bin Christmas" to be released several weeks later instead of just doing a "regular Episode" actually blows my mind. Just like the fact that every Episode had "Dick Vitale's "Awesome Baby" College Hoops" in it just so after 99 Episodes it would finally come into play. Scott isn't an ordinary UA-camr, he's a fuckin artist. One of the best the word has ever seen.

  • @masahirosakurai2042
    @masahirosakurai2042 5 років тому +194

    “I have seen a lot of murders in my day and all of them were today”
    -Scott Wozniak 2019

  • @dedidedi9132
    @dedidedi9132 Рік тому +21

    This is the best storytelling of all time

  • @darkartsdabbler2407
    @darkartsdabbler2407 4 роки тому +808

    I want a Scott the Woz rpg
    I’d put terry lesler and Wendy’s employee in my party

    • @andytheawesome7592
      @andytheawesome7592 4 роки тому +65

      HOLY CRAP! Maybe these videos take place in an RPG universe! That would explain why death is merely a temporary inconvenience: items and spells can be used to revive dead party members. Chet stayed as a ghost because the plot required him to stay dead, meaning that much like with Aerith in Final Fantasy VII, he couldn’t be revived. It all makes sense!
      (In all seriousness, I’d totally play a Scott the Woz RPG in the style of the Mario RPGs, or maybe the Mother trilogy, if it existed)

    • @AustinD_YT
      @AustinD_YT 3 роки тому +9

      @@andytheawesome7592 When do you want me to start the project?

    • @incearoarthememestar830
      @incearoarthememestar830 3 роки тому +7

      @@AustinD_YT now

    • @Djkarma-hl9iy
      @Djkarma-hl9iy 3 роки тому +30

      And then Scott breaks the fourth wall and clearly shows the fact that he is pretty angry that he’s in an RPG

    • @ShibuNub3305
      @ShibuNub3305 3 роки тому +11

      If the games were to be based on the series plot, then you’d best hope you don’t get to used to Wendy’s employee’s usefulness!

  • @Akuzastar
    @Akuzastar 5 років тому +403

    "They're all being treated for murder.... I'm pretty sure they'll be fine"
    Erm....

  • @jertz_tv8238
    @jertz_tv8238 5 років тому +389

    “I can’t die, if I don’t show up I’ll go to prison.” -Scott The Woz

    • @alexanderb7721
      @alexanderb7721 5 років тому +6

      He did say that, didn't he? I also watched the video and I'm pretty sure he said it anyways.

    • @princegoatcheese9379
      @princegoatcheese9379 5 років тому +5

      They'll throw his corpse in a jail cell for 75 years to life!

    • @ShadowRubberDuck
      @ShadowRubberDuck 5 років тому

      Probably in Super Guantanamo...

    • @Killatia
      @Killatia 5 років тому +2

      Scott you coward pin this comment!

  • @jessbian
    @jessbian 3 роки тому +38

    1:17 in that moment Scott just became the most relatable youtuber in human history

  • @alesta2212
    @alesta2212 4 роки тому +113

    14:23 that screen was actually meant to be funny, the american soundtrack just sets the atmosphere as that. In Europe and Japan, the song is way more friendly, and makes the screen appear funny.

    • @ChimeraMK
      @ChimeraMK 2 роки тому +3

      @thenormz1n Beyond normal comprehension.

    • @galfinsp7216
      @galfinsp7216 2 роки тому +1

      This is the boss theme, so the non us version fits more with that idea.

  • @toniido
    @toniido 5 років тому +798

    My favorite mystery is why knack 3 doesn't exist

  • @karatesan2120
    @karatesan2120 5 років тому +472

    "If one of dies please tell me"
    *Later* "I died!"
    Hands down, one of the funniest Scott the Woz skits ever

  • @Kai-hf5wt
    @Kai-hf5wt 4 роки тому +56

    Could you imagine if There was a special with...
    The Plots of AVGN and Board James
    And the humor of Scott...
    It would be amazing

  • @biggysloppy6833
    @biggysloppy6833 5 років тому +505

    Wendy’s employee be like:
    Wendy’s employee, Wendy’s employee

  • @lemonke3774
    @lemonke3774 5 років тому +171

    10:04 it’s a murder not a tax audit we’ll be fine.
    This guy clearly got his priorities in order.

  • @hazzah5450
    @hazzah5450 5 років тому +97

    7:33 There is so much *power* in this man’s actions

    • @suomi5475
      @suomi5475 4 роки тому +9

      *ITS REX *SMASH SMASH*

    • @estellaruiz3125
      @estellaruiz3125 4 роки тому +9

      Further solidifying he’s an alcoholic

  • @LolCat6475
    @LolCat6475 8 місяців тому +4

    3:10 love the captions slowly getting more dots in this part to indicate silence

  • @stotab8700
    @stotab8700 5 років тому +344

    "Wendy's employee. Wendy's employee" -Wendy's employee

  • @budgetcatgirl
    @budgetcatgirl 4 роки тому +296

    Anyone else release when when jeb dies, and other guy is like, "He was like that when I got here!" the screen glitches? 14:15

  • @8BitPreston
    @8BitPreston 5 років тому +75

    8:28 you can see the dude in blue on the right start to smile, almost breaking character

    • @suomi5475
      @suomi5475 4 роки тому +12

      SOMEBODY FUCKING D I E D

    • @terrylesler7209
      @terrylesler7209 4 роки тому +10

      Hey, that’s me. Rex was making me laugh.

    • @8BitPreston
      @8BitPreston 4 роки тому

      Terry Lesler it was a valiant good sir

  • @shriveborn9422
    @shriveborn9422 Рік тому +5

    This is the perfect Scott the Woz episode. It has the comedy, he brings up relevant and irrelevant things, the jokes are unexpected, expected, referenced, ignored. The ending is good. Scott is in it.

  • @RushsBasement1
    @RushsBasement1 5 років тому +96

    Let's face it
    Scott's supposed fan-art of madden looks like all modern game logos

  • @the_rustydoornob1164
    @the_rustydoornob1164 5 років тому +35

    can we aaaallll agree that scott as at his best when he does these sorta sketch vidoes

  • @LarsFromNorway
    @LarsFromNorway 5 років тому +661

    Hey Scott, some friendly feedback: The volume levels when you're talking in front of the camera versus when you're doing voiceover during game clips are a tad jarring. You may want to normalize them

    • @landofgrundo
      @landofgrundo 5 років тому +50

      Yes I noticed that too but it's still one of my favourite scott the woz videos. I've watched it like 5 times already

    • @herecomedatboi1756
      @herecomedatboi1756 5 років тому +5

      @@landofgrundo are you mad

    • @Recarsonated
      @Recarsonated 5 років тому +5

      Lars from Norway
      Tbh i think that just makes it better

    • @oofygoofy
      @oofygoofy 5 років тому

      Now I can’t unhear it

    • @thedood7859
      @thedood7859 4 роки тому +2

      Its a prerecording

  • @randomknowledgeperson2872
    @randomknowledgeperson2872 3 роки тому +39

    10:14
    props to that guy who willingly got his hand stabbed. now that’s dedication to a roll

  • @Lumaah
    @Lumaah 5 років тому +926

    *gets called out for having a knife*
    "it's for fun, not murder"
    *proceeds to immediately stab his friend in the wrist*

  • @itistempest
    @itistempest 5 років тому +1097

    "Just quote the video because I'm not funny enough to make my own joke" - Me

  • @autismandgaming4532
    @autismandgaming4532 4 роки тому +124

    5:27
    When Scott says fear, Does he mean the "Food Eating And Ratings association"?

    • @dazza2350
      @dazza2350 4 роки тому +2

      Bro I'm laughing so hard

    • @ShibuNub3305
      @ShibuNub3305 4 роки тому +1

      It’s all connected!

    • @CoolerMike
      @CoolerMike 4 роки тому

      Remember the ratings
      E: Edible
      R: Ranch
      ITLFN: It Taste Like F******** Nickels

  • @malaflub5545
    @malaflub5545 2 роки тому +4

    My dog has recently passed away and man these videos have really been helping me get through this shitty time. Thank you Scatt for your wacky shenanigans