Stellaris Is A PERFECTLY BALANCED Family Friendly Game WITH NO EXPLOITS!!

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  • @thespiffingbrit
    @thespiffingbrit  5 годин тому +55

    Your browser is holding you back. Level up with Opera GX: operagx.gg/TheSpiffingBrit7
    I hope you all enjoyed my space antics :)

    • @eugeniaamariei8626
      @eugeniaamariei8626 3 години тому +8

      Nah but for the last part, yes.

    • @lighthamza6228
      @lighthamza6228 3 години тому +1

      My browser is alr opera gx anyways how the f is your comment 2 hours ago

    • @thespiffingbrit
      @thespiffingbrit  3 години тому +11

      @@eugeniaamariei8626 to each there own. But as I sit atop my gold throne with Yorkshire gold in hand I say thank you for watching the video :)

    • @quantemwensday
      @quantemwensday 3 години тому +3

      a house isn't a home without
      wilkins coffee

    • @gabrieljimenezlauret4058
      @gabrieljimenezlauret4058 3 години тому +1

      epic

  • @whyhellothere2008
    @whyhellothere2008 3 години тому +569

    Ah, Stellaris. The world's greatest space war crime simulator. You can't break the Geneva conventions if you control the Imperium.

    • @Nexielas
      @Nexielas 3 години тому +25

      Remember. Other empires never signed geneva convention

    • @sayaks12
      @sayaks12 2 години тому +7

      @@Nexielas actually in stellaris, they can! but good luck getting any sanctions passed for people breaking the law

    • @DerekS-kq3zh
      @DerekS-kq3zh 2 години тому

      The Geneva conventions don't specifically outlaw uplifting a pre-sapient species into sapience and then nerve-stapling them to use them as food.

    • @oliveguitar
      @oliveguitar 2 години тому +11

      No Geneva convention if you blow up Geneva.

    • @Nexielas
      @Nexielas 2 години тому +2

      @@sayaks12 in that case. Your empire never signed

  • @thezechyverse965
    @thezechyverse965 3 години тому +143

    "EXPLOIT EXPLOIT AND EXPLOIT AGAIN" tbh my favorite line spiffing brit ever said

    • @deathdeathington
      @deathdeathington 2 години тому

      I would hate to see the indignity with which you treat your least favorite line. Did the X key fall off your phone?

    • @BoxOfToasters
      @BoxOfToasters 2 години тому +1

      spriffing

  • @sinithwar8991
    @sinithwar8991 2 години тому +235

    Speaking of exploits, don't forget that Opera is a closed-source browser and most people don't actually know what it does except for the company itself. Someone at a collection agency could be watching your feet without paying you, and that's just morally wrong.

    • @kieranhosty
      @kieranhosty 2 години тому +18

      Agreed, I understand it's a popular sponsor, but if your money is made off selling your rep, some day your rep will burn out

    • @Katharina-rp7iq
      @Katharina-rp7iq Годину тому +18

      If they pay for an ad and make spiff go on making vids they can buy as many ads as they want. I wouldn't choose opera, but I don't care whether spiff does ads from annoying mobile games, waterbottles, vpn or browsers.

    • @davidwhidden9337
      @davidwhidden9337 Годину тому +30

      They can keep paying him.
      I will keep ignoring them.

    • @deidyomega
      @deidyomega Годину тому

      Compared to what exactly? Chrome, Edge, Opera are all based on Chromium, which is open source. If you really care about truly open source browsers, your only real option is Firefox

    • @bagofsunshine3916
      @bagofsunshine3916 Годину тому

      This is why we use Firefox. Non-Chromium, loads of extensions, fast, and open Source.

  • @OmegaArbinator
    @OmegaArbinator 3 години тому +151

    "Let's see how Spiff breaks the game this time"
    *Picks Progenitor Hive*
    Should've seen it coming

  • @uncivilsum417
    @uncivilsum417 2 години тому +69

    Other space race: "wow, your empire has incredibly low unemplyment. What economic policy helped you achieve this?"
    Chadistan: "Economic what now?"

  • @Zac-wb7hu
    @Zac-wb7hu 3 години тому +132

    Oh no, Spiff is playing the warcrime game

  • @AngeloMariPangindian-d4j
    @AngeloMariPangindian-d4j 3 години тому +68

    Exploit exploit exploit. Ah classic empire building.

    • @azpont7275
      @azpont7275 Годину тому +2

      That's how every capitalist empire does it. Very classic indeed.

  • @BeautifulAaliyahAustin-r3e
    @BeautifulAaliyahAustin-r3e 11 хвилин тому +76

    Had he done a video on how the clicking the share link button on UA-cam significantly improves engagement numbers?

  • @Digitize27
    @Digitize27 2 години тому +18

    Interesting to effectively see Spiff speedrun MaTN's Impossible run method, but with rapid Pop growth instead of using Virtual Pops and harvesting enemy planets.

  • @Eeraschyyr
    @Eeraschyyr 2 години тому +20

    There are no war crimes in Ba Sing Se.
    Also, the Urf King would like a chat with you at Lake Lao Gai.

  • @reed560
    @reed560 2 години тому +12

    "Whats that? Conquered another planet? Send them to the space blender"

  • @tomisabum
    @tomisabum 2 години тому +13

    Stellaris is one of those games I enjoy watching other people play more than I enjoy playing myself, oddly, and I do enjoy playing Stellaris. The combinations you can get up to are wild, so much so I was a little confused at the strong but simple civic setup Spiff was going for...at FIRST.

  • @biggybrolunch3809
    @biggybrolunch3809 3 години тому +13

    I love how Spiff glosses over how "repugnant" his Chad's are.

  • @quantemwensday
    @quantemwensday 3 години тому +110

    the best part of waking up is folgers in your cup

    • @thespiffingbrit
      @thespiffingbrit  3 години тому +61

      How could you

    • @biggybrolunch3809
      @biggybrolunch3809 3 години тому +3

      *Yorkshire

    • @quantemwensday
      @quantemwensday 3 години тому +6

      ​​@@thespiffingbrit simply the best
      the BEST the BEST the BEST the BEST the BEST the BEST the BEST (og pokemon music) I wanna be the very
      BEST

    • @BlackVulcanX
      @BlackVulcanX 3 години тому +2

      A heroic adventure start with a cup of milk.

    • @quantemwensday
      @quantemwensday 3 години тому +2

      ​@@biggybrolunch3809
      *wilkins
      coffee

  • @yunghei
    @yunghei 3 години тому +30

    are you serious? exploit is one of the X in 4X game?
    googled for the wiki, and seems like it's true. Guess I learnt something new today. Thanks, Spiff.

    • @hardcorelace7565
      @hardcorelace7565 3 години тому +3

      I mean yeah, what did you think the 4x meant?

    • @MoiMagnus1er
      @MoiMagnus1er 2 години тому +6

      I've heard it a few times with "Extract" instead of "Exploit", as it boils down basically to the same (you're extracting/exploiting ressources). But yeah, the official one is Exploit.

    • @donk8961
      @donk8961 2 години тому +1

      I thought the 4th x was Exterminate the Xenos but eyo that makes more sense for non-sci-fi 4x

    • @manaintolerantmage
      @manaintolerantmage Годину тому +3

      @@donk8961 One of the 4 x's is exterminate. Explore, expand, exploit, exterminate.

  • @dylanlevesque235
    @dylanlevesque235 3 години тому +17

    5:47 Is our dear lord of tea not going to address ‘BDSM Ptolemy’?

    • @meatharbor
      @meatharbor Годину тому +1

      What ancient Greek mathematicians do behind closed doors and maybe also your couch is their business.

    • @Wikarian99PL
      @Wikarian99PL Годину тому

      You mean
      Byzantine Discussion and Study Meetings?

    • @thespiffingbrit
      @thespiffingbrit  28 хвилин тому +3

      No comment.

  • @gameplayer2014
    @gameplayer2014 2 години тому +8

    >no notification
    >no idea
    >video uploaded 13 minutes ago
    THE GODS HAVE SMILED AND WANTED ME TO WATCH.

  • @Energywelder
    @Energywelder Годину тому +4

    The absolute tonal shift after going from the deaths of trillions to the epilogue "tell me what you thought of todays video!"

  • @ScarefaceSG1
    @ScarefaceSG1 3 години тому +17

    Let me give a summary of this video "we must expolit and drink tea"

  • @SgtStuka
    @SgtStuka 3 години тому +4

    It's always wonderful to see Spiff return to his roots of Paradox Grand Strat games. I can only image what tea filled war crimes will be committed in the name of exploits.

  • @runejoke1801
    @runejoke1801 2 години тому +5

    Just woke up loaded up spiff while making a cup of COFFEE. Perfect start to the day

  • @Oddlot0930
    @Oddlot0930 2 години тому +6

    Someone's been watching Many A True Nerd

  • @BasicallyBaconSandvichIV
    @BasicallyBaconSandvichIV 17 хвилин тому +1

    "And then, we can get colonizing."
    Good to see Spiff is getting the proper enrichment he needs.

  • @Foefaller
    @Foefaller Годину тому +1

    Seeing even the great Spiffing Brit get sideswiped by the Chosen showing next to him makes be feel a little better about every time a mid-game crisis has sent me reeling.
    Like that, with practice and copious amounts of Yorkshire Tea, even I could pull off a quarter of what he can.

  • @williamflame2335
    @williamflame2335 45 хвилин тому +1

    Bro this should be a movie with the best ending ever, the Allies just lose to Spiff, and getting placed into the machine for the betterment of his Empire.

  • @TalmiiorFixesStuff
    @TalmiiorFixesStuff 44 хвилини тому +2

    Alien species comes to invade your galaxy, but your galaxy is just swarm and research farms filled with vats of living people. Aliens slowly back away xD

  • @clericofchaos1
    @clericofchaos1 2 години тому +1

    The timing of this really is amazing. I was playing stellaris up until a few minutes ago.

  • @cynical1232
    @cynical1232 3 години тому +2

    Shagmaticus for PM! You know the royal family, get it sorted.

  • @Dustyink
    @Dustyink 2 години тому +2

    0:55 become a certificate game by letting a company spy on you more than other companies

  • @lordmarmalade
    @lordmarmalade 53 хвилини тому +2

    We finally know the secret equation.
    1 CHAD = 1,000,000,000 non-chads. Thank you spiff!

  • @eldibs
    @eldibs 2 години тому +6

    "Please ignore the orbital bombardments. There definitely aren't any war crimes going on here." Isn't that just Warhammer 40K?

    • @Klied
      @Klied 2 години тому +1

      No, because if you aren't fighting you aren't creating honor for your gods. Pest control via orbital bombardment is a pansy thing.

    • @jamesknight3070
      @jamesknight3070 2 години тому +1

      Also SIns of a Solar Empire.......the clue is in the name! 😆

  • @ijustsawthat
    @ijustsawthat 2 години тому +1

    Spiff: "using bugs left by the developers"
    Also Spiff: shows actual in game bugs
    Developers: Ok, fair enough.

  • @matmatician7
    @matmatician7 Годину тому +1

    So basically, Spiff built a space Philosopher's Stone
    Yeah that tracks

  • @TheGreyKami
    @TheGreyKami 2 години тому +2

    Ah i see, print humans in order to use their brains as replaceable computers

  • @erichvereen1988
    @erichvereen1988 3 години тому +1

    My son and I have been waiting for you to return to this wonderful game once the latest DLCs had released.

  • @DillJosh007
    @DillJosh007 2 години тому +2

    And here I thought Many A True Nerd's brain juicing was broken

  • @ForseeFantasy
    @ForseeFantasy 2 години тому +1

    Glad to see Spiffing replay Stellaris, where his exploits are on a cosmic level.

  • @onebear6504
    @onebear6504 Годину тому

    Yes!! Have binged all the Stellaris videos on this channel and been craving for more!!

  • @ClownyGuyToo
    @ClownyGuyToo Годину тому +1

    after winning magic the Noah’s game shows he’s become more power hungry. He is to be feared

  • @daijutsi
    @daijutsi 2 години тому +1

    *cough*
    Voidforge Origin - Those habitats are more broken than you think.
    Rogue servitors - For that quick unity.
    (second civic is well. i use sovering circuits for even more unity as leaders become expensive.
    Main race traits: Machine, Zero-G optimised, Research Assistants, Eternal Machine, Logic Engines, Luxurious, High Bandwidth, High maintenance.
    bio-trophy trais: Invasive Species, jinxed, fleeting, repugnant, slow learnes. (they just need to produce unity. and you dont ever get to roll any leaders from them, neither do they ever produce any amnety so its free bonus' for invasive species.)
    goal while exploring. 1 system with atleast 4 difrenent research orbitals, build the orbitals instead of the research station, build a habitat.
    now you will get 3 zero-g researh district per orbital.
    (the third (and FINAL) habitat should be in a place whith alot of orbitals, so you can spam indsutrial districts for alloy productions.)
    use ARC and dyson swarms for basic resource
    Go virtual pop acsencion.
    go cosmogensis
    once your entire pop is virtual ALL you habitats will be 100% filled with workers. which all have 100% production output do you only having 3 habitats.
    this means that you will gain around 2k in all 3 research from that one habitat.
    you alloy habitat will produce around 1k alloys alone. to finance your fleets.
    now sit back relax and watch as you can end the cosmogenis at year 2400.
    who need synaptic lathe, who needs to make pops when you can just turn on a computer to do your job for you.

  • @ensemblesys
    @ensemblesys Годину тому

    i've had, like, two or three separate moments over the course of this video where the realization of what you're planning to do next dawns on me and i just say "oh *no*" aloud

  • @ewanwatson5169
    @ewanwatson5169 3 години тому +3

    Not even the galaxy is safe from this man.

  • @GT_PC_Gaming
    @GT_PC_Gaming Годину тому +1

    Now we need Spiff to do the Star Trek: New Civilisations mod for Stellaris.

  • @BasicallyBaconSandvichIV
    @BasicallyBaconSandvichIV 26 хвилин тому +1

    "EXPLOIT, EXPLOIT, EXPLOIT AND EXPLOIT AGAIN!"
    Wel Brits do love their exploitation.

  • @jl3039
    @jl3039 2 години тому +1

    I downloaded Opera Gx and the spiff skin, and was suddenly compelled to drink 5 cups of tea ☕🍵. I feel so much better.

  • @Davivd2
    @Davivd2 2 години тому

    I imagine that it took a lot of work to put this together. Lot's of trial and error and then a dozen hours or more of footage to edit. I'm impressed. Spiff is the ultimate puzzle solver.

  • @Superagent666
    @Superagent666 Годину тому

    The Clones: Because sir, we're clones. We're meant to be expendable
    Spiff: Yes, you're right!

  • @jackjazzhands2357
    @jackjazzhands2357 40 хвилин тому +1

    The Empire Size counters everything XD

  • @5dollar_L
    @5dollar_L 2 години тому

    Stellaris content is a real throwback for your channel. Love to see it.

  • @jasonleephillips
    @jasonleephillips 2 години тому +2

    spiff, i have a fallout 4 glitch for ya. it truly is the strongest weapon. hint 10mm merv. and could lead to all kinds of new gun glitches

  • @martinoratti8028
    @martinoratti8028 2 години тому +1

    Spiff you have a picture were you can see the queen in the background. I thought she had finally given up her immortality and had passed away. Was I lied to?

  • @lindenhoch8396
    @lindenhoch8396 2 години тому

    I must say, because of this guy I ordered some Yorkshire Gold tea from a brit food shop, just to check if it's up to snuff. And, happy to say, it is. Very rich and full bodied, compared to the usual tea bags sold in stores here in DK.

  • @BasicallyBaconSandvichIV
    @BasicallyBaconSandvichIV 23 хвилини тому +1

    "EXPLOIT, EXPLOIT, EXPLOIT AND EXPLOIT AGAIN!"
    Well Brits do love their exploiting, they've gotten quite good at it over the years.
    I'd be more concerned if the Spiffer was NOT exploiting something to be quite honest.

    • @BasicallyBaconSandvichIV
      @BasicallyBaconSandvichIV 16 хвилин тому +1

      "And then, we can get colonizing."
      Ah, good to see Spiff is getting the proper enrichment he needs.

  • @dragonkitty5578
    @dragonkitty5578 2 години тому

    One of my most beloved factions I ever created was a race of carnivorous hive-minded butterflies. They were so pretty as they terrorized the universe

  • @leanderwright2647
    @leanderwright2647 56 хвилин тому

    Way cool to see you going back to your roots

  • @tudorsuta2402
    @tudorsuta2402 Годину тому +1

    You're one of the people that are up to shenanigans during Democracy Week!

    • @MrDUneven
      @MrDUneven Годину тому

      It finally makes sense now.

  • @patrickswan9981
    @patrickswan9981 45 хвилин тому

    I don’t know why, but when ever I hear Spiff’s voice I instantly want to play Skyrim again

  • @calebbraun9505
    @calebbraun9505 Годину тому

    It's always a good day when Spiff makes a video on a paradox game.

  • @Granas1988
    @Granas1988 Годину тому

    Reminds me why I always use the spiffingbrit as an announcer when plaiyng Stellaris:
    "Hussar to the british empire, oh wait we are not playing the british empire"

  • @snakeplissken1754
    @snakeplissken1754 3 години тому

    I always loved that you can turn conquered species into food paste, processing them in specially designed labour camp world to feed the ever growing superior race that will dominate the galaxy.

  • @capval2550
    @capval2550 3 години тому +1

    Just wanted to thank you for the entertainment. Thank you kindly

  • @HighWarlordJC
    @HighWarlordJC Годину тому +1

    I've yet to beat anything above 10x, But at this point 5x crisis is baby stuff.

  • @garrettkiley522
    @garrettkiley522 Годину тому +1

    Oh no. Family friendly....HOW MANY FAMILIES WERE HARMED???

  • @Schnarchnase
    @Schnarchnase Годину тому

    This video gave me 'Germa 66'-vibes from the Manga/Anime One Piece.
    This video is literally the the goal of Judge Vinsmoke.

  • @SOOP_or_SWOOP
    @SOOP_or_SWOOP Годину тому

    Ever get that feeling, deja vu? Almost like there was some other dapper war criminal who had done something very similar some time ago

  • @TroaBarton
    @TroaBarton 41 хвилина тому

    The synaptic lathe has a real life allegory, we call it California; unfortunately the husks run for office.

  • @capitalist_bean9844
    @capitalist_bean9844 45 хвилин тому

    The first run is the first and last attempt at trying to make peace across the galaxy, the subsequent runs are basically warhammer 40K.

  • @GT_PC_Gaming
    @GT_PC_Gaming Годину тому +2

    FYI: Opera sold out to a Chinese company years ago. Their software isn't safe to use anymore.

  • @Actual-
    @Actual- 2 години тому

    In the Grim darkness of the Future, there is only Spiff.
    He makes the imperium of man look kind of nice, at least they only sacrifice 1000 a day to keep the emperor alive, not 3 billion to keep the tea growing.

  • @polinco737
    @polinco737 51 секунда тому

    Interstellar genocide is the sweetest of crumpet, while enjoying a warm cup of Yorkshire tea!

  • @DefyingIterator
    @DefyingIterator 2 години тому +2

    Stellaris + Spiff! let's go!
    Also can you do a video on Noita?

  • @benmcclarnon9174
    @benmcclarnon9174 Годину тому

    i cant be the only 1 watching the last 10 mins off this thinking thanos would be proud holy crap i think u killed way more than half the universe spiff well done u outdid yourself on this one

  • @Clasteau
    @Clasteau 2 години тому

    I've been waiting for more Stellaris from Spif, YAY!

  • @danielkraus8110
    @danielkraus8110 Годину тому

    The spiffing Brit is the only youtuber that I watch his whole video including the sponsor segment.

  • @riptiderob5433
    @riptiderob5433 3 години тому +1

    You wot mate? You lookin at mey wit those eight an a haf eyes o’ yours?

  • @MrGhosta5
    @MrGhosta5 2 години тому

    I don't think it's a coincidence that Spiff released this video as Many a True Nerd is finishing up his impossible run.

  • @codyblackwell5489
    @codyblackwell5489 2 години тому +1

    It's REALLY funny that not even spiff plays with the Astral rift dlc on

    • @wilppuse
      @wilppuse 39 хвилин тому

      whats wrong with it? Asking cause I just got stellaris with all dlcs installed and was about to start new game when this video popped out

    • @ry1023.3
      @ry1023.3 30 хвилин тому

      @@wilppusenothing, it just doesn’t really do anything. On or off it just doesn’t matter really people tune it off because the notifications are annoying. Personally I keep it on.

  • @mnbgt101
    @mnbgt101 Годину тому

    Cap'n Spiff Cereal: OOPS! All Synaptic Lathe

  • @Nikolai-tg9ly
    @Nikolai-tg9ly 59 хвилин тому

    combining this with the ultimate automation mod automagically moving free pops to the brain melter and it's MMM

  • @Clasteau
    @Clasteau 2 години тому +1

    1.5k in a half hour, that's our Brit Overlord! ❤❤❤

  • @Blayze
    @Blayze 33 хвилини тому

    I like going full-on Empire Size and Empire Size Effect reduction. Hopefully I can have another incident like when the CMs/devs had to ask just how I managed 100% Housing Use reduction (At the same time as almost as much Amenity Use and Consumer Good Use reduction).

  • @thegentlemanreturned
    @thegentlemanreturned 54 хвилини тому +1

    PRAISE LORD CHADMATICUS!
    PRAIS HIM ON THE YORKSHIRE GOLD-EN THRONE!!

  • @Clasteau
    @Clasteau Годину тому

    Developer - "That... that's NOT what you do at the end. That's not how it ends, you don't do that. He's playing it wrong, HE'S PLAYING IT WRONG!"

  • @hanz_gaming1662
    @hanz_gaming1662 2 години тому

    I feel like the devs of stellaris watch spiffing Brit to find bugs they have yet to fix

  • @jakecox1398
    @jakecox1398 3 години тому

    Spiff-"I would never...or woooould iiiiiii????"

  • @Notlordstark
    @Notlordstark 2 години тому

    Exploring, expanding, exploiting, and exterminating is just the British experience

  • @StepperBox
    @StepperBox 37 хвилин тому

    "Yes it is a little bit mean and evil. But I am British, it's kind of my vibe."
    Truer words have never been spoken.

  • @renegadetrooper7224
    @renegadetrooper7224 34 хвилини тому

    Drinking Coffee while watching this on my lunch break.

  • @Edikzord
    @Edikzord 2 години тому

    Nothing beats obliterating planets with stellar converter in MoO2. Good old times 😁

  • @pretzelman945
    @pretzelman945 3 години тому

    I feel like spiff at some point should make a tea brand, but it would actually be a good competing product unlike Lunchly.

  • @aeQuack
    @aeQuack Годину тому

    Thanos be like : "Perfectly balanced. As all thing should be."

  • @comrade7324
    @comrade7324 2 години тому

    How convenient today was the day I got back into stellaris.

  • @SteveWhittleFL
    @SteveWhittleFL 16 хвилин тому

    Leave it to Spiff to make the impossible a breeze.

  • @CaptainFordo
    @CaptainFordo 2 години тому +1

    War crimes? My favorite!

  • @siechamontillado
    @siechamontillado Годину тому

    This is the most Warhammer 40k build in Stellaris, ever.

  • @totengunso4047
    @totengunso4047 Годину тому

    The year is 2236, the name of the place is Chadmaticus 5.

  • @ismayonez6865
    @ismayonez6865 51 хвилина тому

    The madman did it... he made Genetic Ascension interesting.

  • @rsmssnpdr
    @rsmssnpdr 59 хвилин тому

    What's more terrifying? An armada of Chad clones coming to wipe out your existence or all those Chads disappearing as they are melted so their hive mind can re-write the universe?

  • @MisoCodRamen
    @MisoCodRamen 2 години тому

    I must be really tired because when this notification popped up i read, "The Spiffing Brit is a perfectly balanced individual." Which i guess isn't incorrect but by god brain