How can he have stolen the episode if it was his from the start? Also, he downloaded a copy of this episode and has it in a little stand next to his statue so he can ask "Do YOU have a youtube episode about you?"
Favourite Necron moment is when they scan a engineless vessel in space and it's just a sewage tank, the Necron who read the scanner states that it contains poop, he is immediately ejected into space for reminding the whole ship that bodily functions existed
@@A_Simple_ZockI'm reminded of the copypasta of waking up and bill Murrays making a sandwich in my kitchen says "No one will ever believe you." Then climbs out the window. But you know, Trazyn 😂
@@A_Simple_Zockthen Trazyn goes "ehh, what the heck" *yoink* and then just puts you inside of the stasis field with all your stuff and it kind of looks like the Nuketown house with you looking like a mannequinn in it.
I like the idea that Trazen is just sneaking up to the golden throne every now and then and stealing a piece of the Emperor’s body when nobody is looking.
@@JustinTheMid Him having a different physical appearance depending on who is looking at him is a known phenomenon in 40K so they’d probably rationalize it as some kind of mysterious divine vision bestowed upon them by their all knowing god-emperor and it would end up snowballing from there as it influenced several major events throughout the 40k universe. *Two high level Inquisitors having a discussion on what to do about the potential Heresy that the Adeptus Mechanicus might be committing with their Primaris Space Marine project* Inquisitor 1: “ When I went to the Golden Throne to pray directly to our God-Emperor he blessed me with a vision of himself only he was his missing left Testicle. What could it possibly mean?” Inquisitor 2: “Perhaps it could mean that he wants us to allow the Adeptus Mechanicus to continue with their research to improve on his designs because our current Space Marine have begun to stagnate in their effectiveness and to put it metaphorically we’ve been operating without a left Testicle and we sorely need to remedy that or humanity will be doomed.” Meanwhile Trazen is sitting in his workshop humming to himself as he takes great care to build the perfect trophy case to hold his newest acquisition.
Trazyn just sitting in a pocket dimension studying Necrontyr Law for hundreds of years, only to beat Orikan in trial has to be one of my favorite moments in The Infinite and the Divine. I can totally relate to that as a law student.
Trazyn’s plan was to have Orikan bury himself, like when he accidentally confessed to seeing a necron world being destroyed and did squat about it. Also the image of Trazyn Saying “he would fist fight the sun if it was telling him to do something” is funny to me
My favorite moment was orikans ransacking of Solomance. He legit got that overheat/invincibility ability and said "aight trazyn, that relic or these hands on your precious museum and you cant even touch me." 😂
I feel as if The Silent King told all the Necrons to sleep and left the galaxy because he wanted at least some amount of peace and quiet from the pettiness that is the Necrons. And also to hide some of his more important stuff from Trazyn.
If he was trying to hide stuff from trazyn he did a really bad job at it, given how trazyn was one of the first necron to wake back up even on solomence
Honestly, I don't even believe the whole museum stole everything rhetoric. And yet I still completely agree with you. That crazy bastard probably is genuinely trying to steal the Emperor and if possible the throne he sits on.
@@A_Simple_ZockTonite, on Necron Gear: Trazyn spawns a literal Custodes out of his anus, Orikan goes back in time to cease Clarkson's Cancelation, and I find the true power of a punted Cherub!
My theory in the darkest hour of humanity the "salvation" or "downfall of humanity" will be just a button summining trayzen and he'll just go"ooo cool stuff" and either steal something from the empire or steal the big bad fighting in the emperor's thrown
Fanon idea. The Doctor materialises into Trazyns gallery and Trazyn is all smiles and excited to show the Doctor and his companions around until he finds out the Doctor is the last of the Timelords and spends the rest of his time trying to capture him to add to his collection along with his TARDIS
Until the Doctor makes a deal with Trazyn: When the Doctor is at the end of their regeneration cycle, Trazyn may come and claim them. Trazyn even gives the doctor a little tracker
Trazyn is a rarity in 40k: A character that is both deep and introspective, and also fully lives up to the memes. A character that is only introspective comes off as boring (we get it, 40k sucks) A character that is only memes comes off as annoying But if you have both, then you get a fun, compelling character, and that's a good thing!
What a perfect way to end warhammer. At the very end, as the emperor declares humanity the winners, trazyn just yoinks him. It changes nothing, humanity still won, it's just that the emperor will now forever be stuck in a museum lmao
@@Brigtzen considering that Trazyns’s museum is one of the safest places in 40k, I could totally imagine Big E letting it happen and managing things in the warp until he is needed again
@@A_Simple_Zocktrazyn with skellitor voice: ah you can see the exact 1:1 Big E! Emperor in TTS: Fuck you but this js a safe space from my blunt Bland Son Rogal, i like it here. Give me more books you found somewhere Robot Skeleton! Inquisition: *confused Pikachu face*
I love when the Trayzen is starting a round table discussion with his people on what to do and then they just sit in silence for years pondering an answer
Fun fact, the final room in the part of the maze for humans is very similar to the room of the golden throne with a copy of it for the emperor himself.
That would be very entertaining, lol. Because the Emperor ABSOLUTELY wouldn't tolerate being kidnapped all the time. But it's Trayzn, which means he's gonna have some weird bullshit that somehow works. But also good luck holding the literal most powerful pysker to ever exist at any point ever.
@@jimbothegymbro7086 Just imagine a situation where Trazyn Big E, and Eldrad are all friends with each other and just have straight up, like, random conversations about whatever topic they're currently interested in at the time, whether that be tech, philosophy, or anything really.
I also love how Trazyn has essentially pokeballs that he used to release soldiers during the fall of Cadia. He’s like Indiana Jones mixed with Ash Ketchum
Trazyn needs a sitcom where people go " traaaazyn" after he steals something. And it ends with trazyn looking at porky pig poking him like " say the line" and porky exasperatedly sighs " that's all folks"
Trayzn is such a troll that he uses his tech mastery to smuggly smirk with his metal face. Edit: I had to add the letter he sent to the inquisitior sucked her into a tesseract maze
One of my favorite interactions between Trazyn and Orikan is during their sentence to work together Orikan was working on finding the reason they were on the planet and Trazyn released a captured genestealer to jump Orikan. Orikan didn't kill the genestealer and then when the two of them returned to the same planet a couple centuries later the genestealer cult activated and Orikan immediately blamed Trazyn because he recognized the injury he caused to the initial genestealer.
@@trazyntheinfinite1961 well... Lmao... Ok, so... Trayzy is ... Well ... For a lack of a better term; beyond. He's a mad-lad that even hates his own people. The best analysis I could offer is this; Tray only cares about actual historical accuracy. Not his side, or their side or what's written down by the "historians". His viable argument is, "this is actually how it went down". In the context of Warhammer lore, this actually means a lot. "Everything is Cannon, unless it isn't" is the staple of 40k. Tray and groups like the Blood Ravens, literally, just snag real physical evidence.
I'm so glad you talked about the importance of purpose in the lives of Necrons, which I'd never really thought about before in terms of individual characters other than the Silent King. Over time, their "why" in the lore has evolved from hating all life and being determined to exterminate it to trying to return to the time of flesh, and they have a wonderful variety of characters to explore the possibilities (I love Trazyn, but Nemesor Zhandrekh is my favorite). For an example of the importance of the "why" of a being's life, and what can happen when that's lost, look no further than the Eldar. They, like the Necrons, had effectively won after becoming immortal and capable of willing gods into existence (with the added benefit of still having their souls), and they became so bored and purposeless, they torture-f**ked a Chaos god into existence. The fact that the Old Ones created them to fight the Necrons is an interesting contrast, given this specific discussion. P.S. This channel's thumbnail game is *excellent*.
Watching Isyander become more tolerable of Koda's genuine commentary is some of the best character development I've seen. And I'm all for it. Way to grow together guys.
Ciaphis Cain for the next episode please. Simply because in a universe full of super soldiers and malevolent aliens, the perseverance of the common man is more appreciated. (Also the idea of a commissar not actually wanting to be a commissar but is really good at it is fucking funny.)
I think of that series as "Noble Dark." Sure, the Imperium's a gloomy place and it's still under attack by literally everyone, *BUT* 1) the Guard, Navy and Arbites (and sometimes even the PDF!) are all actually competent, 2) they coordinate effectively, 3) the Tau and Imperium are *actually* pretty willing to team up against bigger threats (see: everybody else), 4) The AdMech and SoBs aren't *completely* incompetent. The Universe is still Dark, but BY THE EMPEROR, the Imperium is going down swinging. The leadership sometimes actually *does* care about the civilians (some of them, at least). Hell, they can even successfully fight off the 'Nids and Orks (with ingenuity and some prep time and at great cost). As a fun side note: it seems Cain actually follows the AdMech faith version, at least to a degree. He genuinely believes in the idea of Machine Spirits, for example. At one point, they were trying to use looted Imperial Orkified tech and when the Trukk started up and the mounted Heavy Bolter worked just fine, he quietly thanked the Machine Spirits for proving their loyalty to the Emperor. When some Chaos cultists desecrated an AdMech shrine to use as their base, he was genuinely offended. When the demon was summoned and it got mad at him for bringing up the Anathema in this "holy place," he replied that it was his (Emps) first. He still thinks TechPriests are creepy at least, but not the Guard-attached Enginseers, he appreciates them. Which is kind of unusual for a Guardsman. Oh and CAI CAI CAIAPHUS CAIN HERO OF THE IMPERIUM.
He probably shook his head and went "tsk tsk tsk. I mean good luck in pulling it off but I can already see the flaws." Before simply walking away Leaving the mollusk of the mind In absolute fury That its entire plan was sussed out By one bored archaeologist robot.
Great video as always, I love Trayzn so much. Also, I'd like to clarify the krork was not 12 feet tall but actually 12 meters tall which is roughly 40 feet in height and that fact is the same for every krork that was created during the War in Heaven.
@@LordEmpZerono they didn't. The necron armor and weaponry was way more advanced. The Krorks stuff was mega advanced tok but not on the same level. Guess why Necrons beat the Krorks
Since Krork’s presumably reproduce like Ork’s, that means Trazyn can single handily revive the Krork race… and simultaneously fucking over the Galaxy as the Orks suddenly have the biggest, baddest, and most intelligent warboss of all time to follow.
Now that I think about it...I can't help but imagine Vulkan in the Forge with Trazyn just waiting outside as if he just commissioned something from a random ass artist, and is just having an awkward discussion with one of the guards.
There's a fan theory that the BR are Thousand Sons descendants. It would explain why they have such an usually high Librarian count and their "forgotten" history. Plus it's just a little heartwarming to think some of Magnus' kids not only stayed loyal but are safe from the curse the rest of their legion suffered from.
One of my favorite Trazyn facts is that he can manipulate the metal of his face to form expressions. He does this despite, and specifically *because* it bothers other Necrons.
I would like to say, that Trazyn is one of my favorite necrons alongside Zandrekh and Obyron which i hope you guys talk about to some degree cause their story was written with a lot of emotion and does a great job of just explaining why all the Necrons are a bit whacky. Love you guys so much and I can't wait to see where this journey goes.
An illustration of Necron tech superiority: the lowest, most basic ranged weapon of the Imperium is the lasgun, a laser gun. The lowest, most basic ranged weapon of the Necron is the gauss flayer, a molecular disassembler which slowly _disintegrates the target into nothingness,_ who will likely be screaming in agony as it does so. But that’s not what demonstrates how advanced the necron are… No, the thing is: you might think that the “gauss flayer” is somehow related to the “gauss rifle”, but it’s not. “Gauss flayer” is the _Imperium’s_ name for the weapon, because it kinda-sorta reminds them of how a Gauss rifle _might_ work if it were somehow fired in reverse. In other words: _the Imperium doesn’t even understand the _*_basic physical principles_*_ for the most common Necron weapon,_ so they basically just call it the “hurty bad-bad bye-bye light.”
I love that GW didn't try to explain the differing time lines with some long convoluted story. Now if an author writes something that doesn't jive perfectly with another date its just "well the Imperium doesn't even REALLY know what day it is sooo..." Plot holes are actual canon.
I must say the funny Egyptian robots are quite interesting indeed and the videos you guys make are just amazing the smooth voices to the hilarious jokes and references for instance the skyrim mods god I started dying, keep up the good work guys you are amazing truly.
I believe the book containing that interaction between Fabius Bile and Trazyn about mental backup saves is "Fabius Bile: Clonelord," the third book in the Fabius Bile series. Cheers!
40:38 my headcanon is that the custodes isn’t even in stasis, he’s just there standing perfectly still He didn’t even steal him, he just appeared one day in his museum
I didn't even vote for Trayzen and honest to God I think this was the best episode yet because of the honest fun you both had with it. I'm voting underdog for the Harlequins because I don't know a lot about them.
My headcanon still dictates that after trazin captured creed he kept escaping the tesseract labyrinth because of his "tactical genius" which annoyed trazin to no end until they both came to understand each other and enter in a mutual compromise where creed gets to stay out of the stasis fields in return for his expertise of imperial history and offering trazin advice on how to improve his imperial guard exibits. Creed spends his retirement as a kind of groundskeeper in trazins Museum. Also he is made immortal because trazin hates having to deal with human mortality and getting replacements every couple of centuries.
I love to think that we will eventually get a story of Trazyn breaking into the imperial palace and, through MILLIONS of his fake bodies, manages to steal like the emperors pinky finger or something
The fact that trazyn hasn't stolen Bellasarius Cawl, Gman, or the Lion yet (or hasn't tried to yet) means that he thinks there is more to come for them. I'd also love a Cain short novel of trazyn chasing Cain around trying to get him.
Tranzyn is guy that would unironically break into your house at 3 am, just to steal something and leave apology note (that is basically like "I hope you didn't need that")
Been lurking for a few months. Gotta put it on blast for the Heroes of the Imperium because there are so many types in a universe where the things beyond human thrive that it's just impressive.
Trazyn is a troll of galactic proportions. Also I love that even he doesnt know how Orkz work as when asked if Orkz breath all he could say was 'They have lungs?'
So I just started The Infinite and the Divine; SOLID recommendation sir. I’m like 50 pages in and I’ve laughed out loud a surprising number of times already.
Necrons are my favorite faction now because of The Infinite and the Divine, that book is so goddamn good. The Twice Dead King series is a really cool look at just how violated the necrontyr were by the Ctan and how scarred the necrons are from having their brains transferred 1:1 into computer code.
His and Orikan's married/divorced/still hate but kinda love each other is my favorute part of his character. Someone in reddit described their relationship perfectly; They are so entertwined if one dies or looses interest the other would absolutely loose his mind 😂😂. He is also (by 40k standards) is genuinely a nice dude. Kind even...sometimes. And the sad thing is he KNOWS how much they lost and probably will never get it back he still grieves his soul and mortal body. Most Necrons do. So...just read necron books. Somehow ALL OF THEM are amazing and characters are just...they are the best
On the subject of novels to start getting into 40k with, my first books were Eisenhorn, Yarrick, and the War of The Beast. All fantastic reads, and anything by Dan Abnett is a great read.
The coolest and one of the most complicated characters, especially Xenos!, in 40K. The Infinite and the Divine book made me a life long die hard fan of the Necrons. Love my Emperor of Mankind, but funny robot soulless terminators are badass!
How the heck did I thought of this a year after this came out. That Ciaphas Cain in the coffin. That's a clone. Trazyn has the real thing rejuvenated and locked in stasis.
God damn I needed a good laugh today and that stupid list definitely gave it to me. Fantastic delivery, editing choices firing on all cylinders, 10/10, laughed myself into a headache 💚
Went and bought the infinite and the divine on the spot about halfway through his explanation. Always liked the collector but the two bots antics had to be ingested. Ty ty
Trazyn is literally, "I'm going to hit what the Terrans in the second millennium called a 'devious lick'." And shit just disappears. Also, my vote is for the Grimderp of 40k, Da' Biggest Orkz!
I know it's not official GW canon, but I'd *LOVE* to see them tackle the Angry Marines. Watching Koda react to the names and feats of the chapter that gives no Fs would be hilarious!
38:18 While watching this i really loved the tiny editing detail that the patreon banner *slows down* when it goes through "Trazyn the Infinite" and "That one Fulgrim clone banging on the glass of his cell in Trazyn's Collection"
I wish you brought up the way Trazyn sees art, because he's a soulless machine he cannot create any art, and this hurts him dearly. He tries to preserve Necrontyr stuff simply because none of those are coming back, he's very introspective and insightful when he isn't acting like a gremlin
Really love these podcasts. I had a thought, I don't remember the actual story but there was a tyranid that i believe was thought to be captured but when they looked into the cage there was nothing in it. But the mechanicus believes its still in there. What if it was caught in the cage originally but Trazyn took it cause it was neat and now they literally have an empty cage that they wont admit is empty
I am a lot like Trazyn, I have a massive collection of videos from my favorite UA-cam channels that no longer exist. There is a YT channel that hurts me every day knowing I never saved it, so I made it a policy in life to download videos and art from creators I love so I never lose the happiness they gave me. I also collect airsoft guns, but not just because they're cool, but I collect the service rifles of all the countries I love. I recently got an AK5C for Sweden! My collection growsssss
I would love to hear you two to talk about Battletech, if you are unfamiliar with it, watching the two of you discover the setting would also be entertaining.
I know its probably not on the list yet, but I wanna see you guys talk about the Custodes in some capacity (or Exodite eldar if there were any books of them)
The fact Trazyn stole this episode is SO in character
It is perfect
Agreed he will steal everything even if it's nailed down and guarded by the Imperium
it is most excellent
How can he have stolen the episode if it was his from the start?
Also, he downloaded a copy of this episode and has it in a little stand next to his statue so he can ask "Do YOU have a youtube episode about you?"
@@M4gl4dthat makes sense, the episode is about him after all so it is his
I imagine ten percent of Trazyn’s battlefield acquisitions encompass the phrase “Your being rescued, please do not resist.”
my goals are far beyond your understanding
This is not your place to die. Eternity awaits!
A slightly interesting character
Iron museum clerk, skellitour “ Cowabunga it is”
*Cough* Thunder Warriors *Cough*
@@lennartgamer2339 Oh man, imagine that episode of "Life with Trazyn"
Favourite Necron moment is when they scan a engineless vessel in space and it's just a sewage tank, the Necron who read the scanner states that it contains poop, he is immediately ejected into space for reminding the whole ship that bodily functions existed
Ah the bastards want flesh bodies again but doesn't want the drawbacks 😂😂
"THE FUCK ASSHOLES, I JUST DID MY JOB!" - that one Necron sensor operator, presumably.
I do believe it was the faction that hates all life and would refuse a reversal of the transference
They have specific sub euphemisms for fecal matter. Its a whole cultural thing
This sent me lmfao thank you
The fact that “Trazyn stole my refrigerator.” could be a canon sentence.
I can just imagine an Imperial Citizen waking up one day and seeing Trazyn steal his entire living room then leave
@@A_Simple_Zock”this is exceptionally well done, I’m taking it”
@@A_Simple_ZockI'm reminded of the copypasta of waking up and bill Murrays making a sandwich in my kitchen says "No one will ever believe you." Then climbs out the window. But you know, Trazyn 😂
@@A_Simple_Zockthen Trazyn goes "ehh, what the heck" *yoink* and then just puts you inside of the stasis field with all your stuff and it kind of looks like the Nuketown house with you looking like a mannequinn in it.
@@kage3587 Getting yoinked by Trazyn probably wouldn´t be the worst fate!
I like the idea that Trazen is just sneaking up to the golden throne every now and then and stealing a piece of the Emperor’s body when nobody is looking.
MY LORD, YOUR LEFT PINKY TOE!!!
@@JustinTheMid Him having a different physical appearance depending on who is looking at him is a known phenomenon in 40K so they’d probably rationalize it as some kind of mysterious divine vision bestowed upon them by their all knowing god-emperor and it would end up snowballing from there as it influenced several major events throughout the 40k universe.
*Two high level Inquisitors having a discussion on what to do about the potential Heresy that the Adeptus Mechanicus might be committing with their Primaris Space Marine project*
Inquisitor 1: “ When I went to the Golden Throne to pray directly to our God-Emperor he blessed me with a vision of himself only he was his missing left Testicle. What could it possibly mean?”
Inquisitor 2: “Perhaps it could mean that he wants us to allow the Adeptus Mechanicus to continue with their research to improve on his designs because our current Space Marine have begun to stagnate in their effectiveness and to put it metaphorically we’ve been operating without a left Testicle and we sorely need to remedy that or humanity will be doomed.”
Meanwhile Trazen is sitting in his workshop humming to himself as he takes great care to build the perfect trophy case to hold his newest acquisition.
So thats what happened to his eye!
Idk if he managed to sneak in there it’s likely he’d just kidnap the Emperor entirely lmao
Emperor in tts: Kitten where is my other eye?
"Trazyn has arrived to steal the entire episode in a white van" PERFECT WAY TO DESCRIBE WHAT TRAZYN DOES AND A GREAT WAY TO START AN EPISODE!!!
Trazyn just sitting in a pocket dimension studying Necrontyr Law for hundreds of years, only to beat Orikan in trial has to be one of my favorite moments in The Infinite and the Divine. I can totally relate to that as a law student.
And then Orikanjust cheating and uses time travel to keep changing judges until he wins.
Trazyn’s plan was to have Orikan bury himself, like when he accidentally confessed to seeing a necron world being destroyed and did squat about it. Also the image of Trazyn Saying “he would fist fight the sun if it was telling him to do something” is funny to me
@@jackmack4181 That is also one of my favorite lines from The Infinite and the Divine
My favorite moment was orikans ransacking of Solomance. He legit got that overheat/invincibility ability and said "aight trazyn, that relic or these hands on your precious museum and you cant even touch me." 😂
Wow, thanks everyone for 700 likes o_O
I feel as if The Silent King told all the Necrons to sleep and left the galaxy because he wanted at least some amount of peace and quiet from the pettiness that is the Necrons. And also to hide some of his more important stuff from Trazyn.
If he was trying to hide stuff from trazyn he did a really bad job at it, given how trazyn was one of the first necron to wake back up even on solomence
Trazyn is the 40k personification of the British Museum.
Honestly, I don't even believe the whole museum stole everything rhetoric. And yet I still completely agree with you. That crazy bastard probably is genuinely trying to steal the Emperor and if possible the throne he sits on.
We learned from Trazyn
@@quendi5557 I fucking wish! At least I wish we had the humour about it he does.
@@kieranadamson3224 I didn't say we were good students
@@quendi5557 to be fair, considering the hyperbolic nature of 40k. The British Museums actually are a great comparison. Makes me proud to be a Brit.
We should periodically have “Trazyns Vault” episodes where we get to pick someone from the shadowrealm
Today on Random Shit in Trazyn's Museum: That one Custodes he stole
@@A_Simple_Zock”MICHAEL, DONT LEAVE ME HERE”
@nmspy "Silence, you walking Abomination of a machine." *zap*
@@A_Simple_ZockTonite, on Necron Gear: Trazyn spawns a literal Custodes out of his anus, Orikan goes back in time to cease Clarkson's Cancelation, and I find the true power of a punted Cherub!
Trazyn definitely has a miniature replica of his museum with live updates
And that miniature has a miniature
@@greytodoroki9479 and so on
@@greytodoroki9479and that miniature has a miniature
@@greytodoroki9479 And that miniature has a miniature
@jovanstankovic2266 and that miniature of a miniature has a miniature
I absolutely love the idea that trazyn could solve a lot of major issues in the galaxy (such as just taking abbadon), he chooses not to
More history to be made.
My theory in the darkest hour of humanity the "salvation" or "downfall of humanity" will be just a button summining trayzen and he'll just go"ooo cool stuff" and either steal something from the empire or steal the big bad fighting in the emperor's thrown
He should equal the fields, by stealing Abbie, Big E, Ghaz and Leviathan 😂
@@flaviomonteiro1414”WHERE DID THE EMPEROR GO?!” Trazyn: “yoink”
He actually wanted to take Abbadon, it's one of the reasons he went to cadia during it's invasion
Ciaphas Cain is the greatest hero the imperium has ever known and deserves an episode. His books gave me new respect for the imperial guard.
@captain-generalkittonius6683 Ci, Ci, Ciaphius Cain! Hero of the Imperium!
*MOOD KINDRED*
Yarrick is the greatest hero.
Ciaphas cain the realest fr fr
I too wish to throw my hat in the ring for Ciaphus. For no hero of the imperium but he is brave enough, nor strong enough to lead us into battle!
Fanon idea. The Doctor materialises into Trazyns gallery and Trazyn is all smiles and excited to show the Doctor and his companions around until he finds out the Doctor is the last of the Timelords and spends the rest of his time trying to capture him to add to his collection along with his TARDIS
Until the Doctor makes a deal with Trazyn:
When the Doctor is at the end of their regeneration cycle, Trazyn may come and claim them. Trazyn even gives the doctor a little tracker
The Grimdark occasionally wraps around to becoming Grimderp, yes.
Also, great episode.
Omg yes it’s so true
Trazyn is a rarity in 40k: A character that is both deep and introspective, and also fully lives up to the memes.
A character that is only introspective comes off as boring (we get it, 40k sucks)
A character that is only memes comes off as annoying
But if you have both, then you get a fun, compelling character, and that's a good thing!
Can totally see if and when Big E wakes up and ends everything. At that moment of “ it is done” Trazyn pops out and is like “ got ya bitch”.
What a perfect way to end warhammer. At the very end, as the emperor declares humanity the winners, trazyn just yoinks him. It changes nothing, humanity still won, it's just that the emperor will now forever be stuck in a museum lmao
@@Brigtzen considering that Trazyns’s museum is one of the safest places in 40k, I could totally imagine Big E letting it happen and managing things in the warp until he is needed again
@@A_Simple_Zocktrazyn with skellitor voice: ah you can see the exact 1:1 Big E!
Emperor in TTS: Fuck you but this js a safe space from my blunt Bland Son Rogal, i like it here. Give me more books you found somewhere Robot Skeleton!
Inquisition: *confused Pikachu face*
FUN FACT: Trazyn actually has a clone of the big e during his crusade!
WATCH THAT BE THE THE FINAL JOKE!!! I WILL BE ABSOLUTELY DYING IF THATS WHAT IT IS LOL
He IS the British Museum
Without oversight
And immortal
And immoral
So the british museum ?
Yes
Tbh he's more moral than the British Museum
@@tscaglione131how lol?
No trazyn has morals
They are just beyond your comprehension
I love when the Trayzen is starting a round table discussion with his people on what to do and then they just sit in silence for years pondering an answer
Fun fact, the final room in the part of the maze for humans is very similar to the room of the golden throne with a copy of it for the emperor himself.
That would be very entertaining, lol. Because the Emperor ABSOLUTELY wouldn't tolerate being kidnapped all the time. But it's Trayzn, which means he's gonna have some weird bullshit that somehow works. But also good luck holding the literal most powerful pysker to ever exist at any point ever.
@@Lowlyking2001the emperor allows himself time to support his followers in the maze. or to troll them if he needs a pick me up.
@@Lowlyking2001 my head canon is the emperor and Trazyn are buddies, they're both immortal and like knowledge so on that alone I find it believable
@@jimbothegymbro7086 Just imagine a situation where Trazyn Big E, and Eldrad are all friends with each other and just have straight up, like, random conversations about whatever topic they're currently interested in at the time, whether that be tech, philosophy, or anything really.
@@cadendains8106 Aaaaand THAT is the sort of Idea that gets us "If the Emperor had a Text-To-Speech Device"
I also love how Trazyn has essentially pokeballs that he used to release soldiers during the fall of Cadia. He’s like Indiana Jones mixed with Ash Ketchum
Trazyn needs a sitcom where people go " traaaazyn" after he steals something. And it ends with trazyn looking at porky pig poking him like " say the line" and porky exasperatedly sighs " that's all folks"
Trazyn is literally just “it isn’t stealing if it’s research and preservation” personified.
Trayzn is such a troll that he uses his tech mastery to smuggly smirk with his metal face. Edit: I had to add the letter he sent to the inquisitior sucked her into a tesseract maze
Trayzn is the epitome of “I see it, I like it, it’s mine.” Except it’s focused on entire buildings, entire squads, entire WARS.
One of my favorite interactions between Trazyn and Orikan is during their sentence to work together Orikan was working on finding the reason they were on the planet and Trazyn released a captured genestealer to jump Orikan. Orikan didn't kill the genestealer and then when the two of them returned to the same planet a couple centuries later the genestealer cult activated and Orikan immediately blamed Trazyn because he recognized the injury he caused to the initial genestealer.
Trazyn, and the Blood Ravens, with an un supervised tour through the Vaults of Terra. Oh the chaos ...
Custodes would for once kn9w fear
why?
@@trazyntheinfinite1961 well... Lmao... Ok, so... Trayzy is ... Well ... For a lack of a better term; beyond.
He's a mad-lad that even hates his own people.
The best analysis I could offer is this; Tray only cares about actual historical accuracy. Not his side, or their side or what's written down by the "historians". His viable argument is, "this is actually how it went down".
In the context of Warhammer lore, this actually means a lot. "Everything is Cannon, unless it isn't" is the staple of 40k. Tray and groups like the Blood Ravens, literally, just snag real physical evidence.
I'm so glad you talked about the importance of purpose in the lives of Necrons, which I'd never really thought about before in terms of individual characters other than the Silent King.
Over time, their "why" in the lore has evolved from hating all life and being determined to exterminate it to trying to return to the time of flesh,
and they have a wonderful variety of characters to explore the possibilities (I love Trazyn, but Nemesor Zhandrekh is my favorite).
For an example of the importance of the "why" of a being's life, and what can happen when that's lost, look no further than the Eldar.
They, like the Necrons, had effectively won after becoming immortal and capable of willing gods into existence (with the added benefit of still having their souls),
and they became so bored and purposeless, they torture-f**ked a Chaos god into existence.
The fact that the Old Ones created them to fight the Necrons is an interesting contrast, given this specific discussion.
P.S. This channel's thumbnail game is *excellent*.
I love trzyan so much I've actually re-made his museum irl with models and 3d prints as well as painting my army in the same colours as him
You’re perfect, never change for anyone
That's awesome! How big is it?
@@haileyturner3309 not big enough
One day, trazyn might steal you and your possessions.
@@Volkx07 sure you arent actually Trayzn?
Watching Isyander become more tolerable of Koda's genuine commentary is some of the best character development I've seen. And I'm all for it. Way to grow together guys.
Ciaphis Cain for the next episode please. Simply because in a universe full of super soldiers and malevolent aliens, the perseverance of the common man is more appreciated.
(Also the idea of a commissar not actually wanting to be a commissar but is really good at it is fucking funny.)
I think of that series as "Noble Dark." Sure, the Imperium's a gloomy place and it's still under attack by literally everyone, *BUT* 1) the Guard, Navy and Arbites (and sometimes even the PDF!) are all actually competent, 2) they coordinate effectively, 3) the Tau and Imperium are *actually* pretty willing to team up against bigger threats (see: everybody else), 4) The AdMech and SoBs aren't *completely* incompetent.
The Universe is still Dark, but BY THE EMPEROR, the Imperium is going down swinging. The leadership sometimes actually *does* care about the civilians (some of them, at least). Hell, they can even successfully fight off the 'Nids and Orks (with ingenuity and some prep time and at great cost).
As a fun side note: it seems Cain actually follows the AdMech faith version, at least to a degree. He genuinely believes in the idea of Machine Spirits, for example. At one point, they were trying to use looted Imperial Orkified tech and when the Trukk started up and the mounted Heavy Bolter worked just fine, he quietly thanked the Machine Spirits for proving their loyalty to the Emperor. When some Chaos cultists desecrated an AdMech shrine to use as their base, he was genuinely offended. When the demon was summoned and it got mad at him for bringing up the Anathema in this "holy place," he replied that it was his (Emps) first. He still thinks TechPriests are creepy at least, but not the Guard-attached Enginseers, he appreciates them. Which is kind of unusual for a Guardsman.
Oh and CAI CAI CAIAPHUS CAIN HERO OF THE IMPERIUM.
Trazyn definitely has tzeentchs entire plan from start to finish. Signed of course.
He probably shook his head and went "tsk tsk tsk. I mean good luck in pulling it off but I can already see the flaws." Before simply walking away Leaving the mollusk of the mind In absolute fury That its entire plan was sussed out By one bored archaeologist robot.
Ciaphas Cain would be a good next ep, also cant wait to hear about trazyn
CAI CAI CAIAPHUS CAIN HERO OF THE IMPERIUM
@@thebighurt2495exactly what i was thinking, "Mood Kindred."
21:20 has the energy of "There is a pipebomb in your mailbox"
Great video as always, I love Trayzn so much. Also, I'd like to clarify the krork was not 12 feet tall but actually 12 meters tall which is roughly 40 feet in height and that fact is the same for every krork that was created during the War in Heaven.
jesus christ thats big
It was attack on krorks for the eldars it seems
Krork also had weaponry and armor just as technologically advanced as the Necrons and the Aeldari during those times which made them even more OP.
@@LordEmpZerono they didn't. The necron armor and weaponry was way more advanced. The Krorks stuff was mega advanced tok but not on the same level. Guess why Necrons beat the Krorks
Since Krork’s presumably reproduce like Ork’s, that means Trazyn can single handily revive the Krork race… and simultaneously fucking over the Galaxy as the Orks suddenly have the biggest, baddest, and most intelligent warboss of all time to follow.
Vulcan is just wondering why he gets the feeling of being watched whenever he goes near a forge.
I imagine he is in the rafters just looking down, "Forge something exquisite Vulkan!!" And breathing heavily and or violently
Now that I think about it...I can't help but imagine Vulkan in the Forge with Trazyn just waiting outside as if he just commissioned something from a random ass artist, and is just having an awkward discussion with one of the guards.
lol
Doubly so because Vulkan's hobby of forging _Battlemace 50 Million_ minis could make him a contender for being James himself.
Ah yes, Trazyn, the primarch of the blood ravens!😂 jacking everything that isn't nailed down in the name of history!!😂
There's a fan theory that the BR are Thousand Sons descendants. It would explain why they have such an usually high Librarian count and their "forgotten" history. Plus it's just a little heartwarming to think some of Magnus' kids not only stayed loyal but are safe from the curse the rest of their legion suffered from.
One of my favorite Trazyn facts is that he can manipulate the metal of his face to form expressions. He does this despite, and specifically *because* it bothers other Necrons.
43:57 I was not expecting an Old Man Henderson reference in a 40k lore video, but I'm not complaining.
20:00 I love how the letter conveys both sarcasm and genuine appreciation in equal measure.
I would like to say, that Trazyn is one of my favorite necrons alongside Zandrekh and Obyron which i hope you guys talk about to some degree cause their story was written with a lot of emotion and does a great job of just explaining why all the Necrons are a bit whacky. Love you guys so much and I can't wait to see where this journey goes.
Which book had Zandrekh and Obyron please?
@@cvangemon1307 severed by nate crowley
@@jaradtaylor6144 Thankyou!
Trazyn has a single brick from the 4th wall in his museum 1000%.
The Infinite and the Divine was funnily enough exactly where I started
I love how you can see AND feel the exact moment when Koda just forfeits this episode...
Is it when he brought up CBBE?
“now in history there are the historians, and the audience, and if you keep screaming. You aren’t gonna learn anything!!”
An illustration of Necron tech superiority: the lowest, most basic ranged weapon of the Imperium is the lasgun, a laser gun. The lowest, most basic ranged weapon of the Necron is the gauss flayer, a molecular disassembler which slowly _disintegrates the target into nothingness,_ who will likely be screaming in agony as it does so. But that’s not what demonstrates how advanced the necron are…
No, the thing is: you might think that the “gauss flayer” is somehow related to the “gauss rifle”, but it’s not. “Gauss flayer” is the _Imperium’s_ name for the weapon, because it kinda-sorta reminds them of how a Gauss rifle _might_ work if it were somehow fired in reverse. In other words: _the Imperium doesn’t even understand the _*_basic physical principles_*_ for the most common Necron weapon,_ so they basically just call it the “hurty bad-bad bye-bye light.”
Actually they do. The problem is tech priests CANNOT FIGURE OUT THE POWER SOURCE 😂😂
The idea of Trazyn yeeting something off to his collection like a UFO with a cow just brings the biggest grin to my face xD
I love that GW didn't try to explain the differing time lines with some long convoluted story. Now if an author writes something that doesn't jive perfectly with another date its just "well the Imperium doesn't even REALLY know what day it is sooo..."
Plot holes are actual canon.
I must say the funny Egyptian robots are quite interesting indeed and the videos you guys make are just amazing the smooth voices to the hilarious jokes and references for instance the skyrim mods god I started dying, keep up the good work guys you are amazing truly.
All I ask, is that you guys put out a highlight of Isyander reading off that entire list. Please, it gives me so much dopamine and serotonin.
I believe the book containing that interaction between Fabius Bile and Trazyn about mental backup saves is "Fabius Bile: Clonelord," the third book in the Fabius Bile series. Cheers!
40:38 my headcanon is that the custodes isn’t even in stasis, he’s just there standing perfectly still
He didn’t even steal him, he just appeared one day in his museum
Watching waiting, waiting watching.
For all we know, it's his mission to be there to get whatever Trazyn got and book it before he stops him.
I didn't even vote for Trayzen and honest to God I think this was the best episode yet because of the honest fun you both had with it. I'm voting underdog for the Harlequins because I don't know a lot about them.
my favorite part about Trazyn is the fact he will send your kids thou collage and pays for medical
Yep, best employer in the Imperium of Man!
how?
@@trazyntheinfinite1961probably the kid or the kids kid will be important that he wants them just when they're at their most peak as they're older.
He's like XQC from that meat canyon animation trying to keep his treasure
HE IS
My favorite part of this episode is Trazyn fading into existence every now amd again as you hype him up.
They didnt even edit that in, Trazyn just doesn't care about the borders between realities, and is sneaking into ours to collect things...
My headcanon still dictates that after trazin captured creed he kept escaping the tesseract labyrinth because of his "tactical genius" which annoyed trazin to no end until they both came to understand each other and enter in a mutual compromise where creed gets to stay out of the stasis fields in return for his expertise of imperial history and offering trazin advice on how to improve his imperial guard exibits. Creed spends his retirement as a kind of groundskeeper in trazins Museum. Also he is made immortal because trazin hates having to deal with human mortality and getting replacements every couple of centuries.
No Creed is definitely on standby in one of Trazyn's pokeballs along with an entire Baneblade force for the ultimate CREEEEEEEEEEEED!!! moment
I love to think that we will eventually get a story of Trazyn breaking into the imperial palace and, through MILLIONS of his fake bodies, manages to steal like the emperors pinky finger or something
I waited. Waited. Waited. Finally Isyander and Koda are here.
*a roomba with a bunch of knives duct taped to it*
"behold, a necron!" -Isyander
The fact that trazyn hasn't stolen Bellasarius Cawl, Gman, or the Lion yet (or hasn't tried to yet) means that he thinks there is more to come for them. I'd also love a Cain short novel of trazyn chasing Cain around trying to get him.
The thing is Cain might consider it considering how safe and easy it would be
Tranzyn is guy that would unironically break into your house at 3 am, just to steal something and leave apology note (that is basically like "I hope you didn't need that")
Been lurking for a few months. Gotta put it on blast for the Heroes of the Imperium because there are so many types in a universe where the things beyond human thrive that it's just impressive.
The fact that Yarrick probably died of old age is just frankly one of the most impressive feats ever
My vote goes out to the Harlequins. They are cryptic and interesting. And remind me of the Jester from DD, laughing even at the end.
Fun Fact: they don't go to Slaanesh when they die. Cegorach actually fends off Slaanesh for them.
@@thebighurt2495Yeah. Except for the solitaires. They only go to Slanesh if the Laughing God isn’t feeling like it.
Trazyn is a troll of galactic proportions. Also I love that even he doesnt know how Orkz work as when asked if Orkz breath all he could say was 'They have lungs?'
Ah, you mean Trashy the Incontinent?
@@thebighurt2495alright, orikan
breathing is an offense to the archons
So I just started The Infinite and the Divine; SOLID recommendation sir. I’m like 50 pages in and I’ve laughed out loud a surprising number of times already.
Necrons are my favorite faction now because of The Infinite and the Divine, that book is so goddamn good. The Twice Dead King series is a really cool look at just how violated the necrontyr were by the Ctan and how scarred the necrons are from having their brains transferred 1:1 into computer code.
* Someone accidentally shifts a single particle of dust in his collection *
Trayzen: "You f*ucking WHAT?"
His and Orikan's married/divorced/still hate but kinda love each other is my favorute part of his character.
Someone in reddit described their relationship perfectly; They are so entertwined if one dies or looses interest the other would absolutely loose his mind 😂😂.
He is also (by 40k standards) is genuinely a nice dude. Kind even...sometimes. And the sad thing is he KNOWS how much they lost and probably will never get it back he still grieves his soul and mortal body. Most Necrons do.
So...just read necron books. Somehow ALL OF THEM are amazing and characters are just...they are the best
26:38 if I recall he has a complete replica of the golden throne that's just missing one single piece he wants to get his hands on to make it complete
On the subject of novels to start getting into 40k with, my first books were Eisenhorn, Yarrick, and the War of The Beast. All fantastic reads, and anything by Dan Abnett is a great read.
UA-cam just blasted me with your thumbnail so i'm settling in for a listen
The coolest and one of the most complicated characters, especially Xenos!, in 40K. The Infinite and the Divine book made me a life long die hard fan of the Necrons. Love my Emperor of Mankind, but funny robot soulless terminators are badass!
How the heck did I thought of this a year after this came out.
That Ciaphas Cain in the coffin. That's a clone. Trazyn has the real thing rejuvenated and locked in stasis.
I don’t think Grayfax is in his collection anymore. I think she was saved/traded for by Lord Tax Collector. I could be wrong thought.
No you’re right, Trazyn sent her back to the Imperium during the fall of Cadia.
God damn I needed a good laugh today and that stupid list definitely gave it to me. Fantastic delivery, editing choices firing on all cylinders, 10/10, laughed myself into a headache 💚
Heres my vote for the Harlequins! Also, can we get a video just of you reading the FULL fan list of trazyn's museum?
I love how you guys are bringing the same energy as the NPR Delicious Dish SNL skits from back in the day. I mean that in the most flattering way.
16:02 "he has this thing called the empathic obliterator" *focuses on trazyns crotch*
Went and bought the infinite and the divine on the spot about halfway through his explanation. Always liked the collector but the two bots antics had to be ingested. Ty ty
the joy in your narration is just infectious 😂😂
6:05 call me a necron with how I deploy the knife/claymore/cannon/railgun roombas every time someone tries to rob me
found this channel yesterday, binge watch like every one of your videos, and I got to say loving them keep up the great vids guys 😁👍
"Hes got enough blood for the blood gods, enough skulls for the skull throne" That hands down had me rolling
Trazyn is literally, "I'm going to hit what the Terrans in the second millennium called a 'devious lick'." And shit just disappears.
Also, my vote is for the Grimderp of 40k, Da' Biggest Orkz!
I am about to rewatxh this for a third time and this is my favorite episode thus far!!
I'm calling it now, the patreon video is going to be a list of Trayzn's stuff. Also Harelquins
Rumor has it that Trazyn has the second season of firefly
I know it's not official GW canon, but I'd *LOVE* to see them tackle the Angry Marines. Watching Koda react to the names and feats of the chapter that gives no Fs would be hilarious!
38:18 While watching this i really loved the tiny editing detail that the patreon banner *slows down* when it goes through "Trazyn the Infinite" and "That one Fulgrim clone banging on the glass of his cell in Trazyn's Collection"
I love these 2. They got an MXC Vic Romano and Kenny Blankenship thing going and I can't get enough.
My personal head canon is that Trazyn has kidnapped all those special strains of Tyranids that only appeared once and never again
I wish you brought up the way Trazyn sees art, because he's a soulless machine he cannot create any art, and this hurts him dearly. He tries to preserve Necrontyr stuff simply because none of those are coming back, he's very introspective and insightful when he isn't acting like a gremlin
Really love these podcasts. I had a thought, I don't remember the actual story but there was a tyranid that i believe was thought to be captured but when they looked into the cage there was nothing in it. But the mechanicus believes its still in there. What if it was caught in the cage originally but Trazyn took it cause it was neat and now they literally have an empty cage that they wont admit is empty
Trazyn has his own Chapter of homebrewed Space Marines 😭😭 Bro is playing Warhammer 40k in Warhammer 40k
I am a lot like Trazyn, I have a massive collection of videos from my favorite UA-cam channels that no longer exist. There is a YT channel that hurts me every day knowing I never saved it, so I made it a policy in life to download videos and art from creators I love so I never lose the happiness they gave me.
I also collect airsoft guns, but not just because they're cool, but I collect the service rifles of all the countries I love. I recently got an AK5C for Sweden! My collection growsssss
I would love to hear you two to talk about Battletech, if you are unfamiliar with it, watching the two of you discover the setting would also be entertaining.
The list at the end god dam on the Hours Rising book now just got it glad it's not a bad book to start with
I know its probably not on the list yet, but I wanna see you guys talk about the Custodes in some capacity (or Exodite eldar if there were any books of them)
I'm so glad youtube recommend this video after what I just watched.
Y’all make a great show.
Lmfao, what an episode. I loved the community list with the background orchestra 😂