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    Trazyn, also known as Trazyn the Infinite, is a Necron Overlord and the self-proclaimed Archaeovist of the Solemnace Galleries on the Necron Tomb World of Solemnace.
    Trazyn is a preserver of histories, artefacts and events, and often "liberates" what he wants from other alien races or even his fellow Necrons so that the treasures may be preserved in his galleries.
    Often performing his work through mindshackled cat's paws and surrogate body hosts, recent times have forced him to take a more active role in acquiring additions to his galleries lest the historical treasures be lost in the flames of war forever.
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  • @logbreakr
    @logbreakr 3 роки тому +6279

    Yeah, I get that ham

  • @ConfusedGuardsman
    @ConfusedGuardsman 3 роки тому +4067

    Trazyn: The High Lords don't want you to know this, but the guardsmen at the battlefield are free, you can take them home. I have 5,000 guardsmen at home.

    • @TheTransgenderAgenda
      @TheTransgenderAgenda 2 роки тому +75

      Nice

    • @soffren
      @soffren 2 роки тому +171

      Is...Is he just a metaphor for us?

    • @CoffeeTablemmm
      @CoffeeTablemmm 2 роки тому +194

      Shhh... You aren't suppose to tell people that stuff man. I'm trying to keep it on the down low.

    • @lordforg8697
      @lordforg8697 2 роки тому +105

      Same thing with astartes, but they bite so be careful

    • @theoverpreparerlamenters3r436
      @theoverpreparerlamenters3r436 2 роки тому +61

      @@lordforg8697 the blue ones are also very hard to get a hold of.

  • @BlackWolf18C
    @BlackWolf18C 3 роки тому +2639

    Indiana Jones: "It belongs in a museum!"
    Trazyn the Infinite: "So do you!"

    • @mogman389
      @mogman389 3 роки тому +135

      I mean, in the 40.000 millennium, The Indiana Jones movies are kinda relics tbh XD

    • @trazyntheinfinite9895
      @trazyntheinfinite9895 3 роки тому +129

      I did do that yes.

    • @gagetaylor54
      @gagetaylor54 3 роки тому +70

      @@trazyntheinfinite9895 oh god, he’s here, oh fuck.

    • @nicholascerillo4000
      @nicholascerillo4000 3 роки тому +24

      And the award for “Most Underrated Comment” goes to...

    • @philipfergerson628
      @philipfergerson628 3 роки тому +14

      Trazyn the infinite, mainly because he stole it.

  • @emgee2807
    @emgee2807 3 роки тому +2005

    I think there's a sidenote in "The Infinite and the Divine" where he literally kidnaps random humans because he wants people to check out his gallery out of boredom.

    • @Wulfbaine1
      @Wulfbaine1 3 роки тому +544

      This part made me laugh so goddam much. Especially because the humans were just screaming out of fear and Trazyn was annoyed they weren't appreciating his gallery

    • @powerofthecard8674
      @powerofthecard8674 3 роки тому +293

      @@Wulfbaine1 I would have a great time there. I love warhammer lore. All I need is water rations and corpse starch.

    • @wiiblii8584
      @wiiblii8584 3 роки тому +137

      Oh, can I see his gallery! I wanna see that Custodes

    • @tequilawhiskey
      @tequilawhiskey 2 роки тому +345

      @@Wulfbaine1 Behold...
      ...my stuff.

    • @Erik-zh7rk
      @Erik-zh7rk 2 роки тому +33

      @@Wulfbaine1 I’ll have to back and listen to that again, because I missed that part 🤣

  • @douglaswatson4234
    @douglaswatson4234 3 роки тому +2785

    Ah yes, the true Primarch of the Blood Ravens

    • @drexis.rhexis1027
      @drexis.rhexis1027 3 роки тому +62

      Wait wait wtf

    • @boom-wj1gt
      @boom-wj1gt 3 роки тому +73

      Yes I agree

    • @fyrebolt9465
      @fyrebolt9465 3 роки тому +275

      They are referring to how trazyn steals everyone's shit for the goal of knowledge preservation. Blood ravens do the same thing.

    • @andreataccone2564
      @andreataccone2564 3 роки тому +204

      Hippity hoppity, you're right........this WAS your property.

    • @drexis.rhexis1027
      @drexis.rhexis1027 3 роки тому +23

      @@fyrebolt9465 ohhhh

  • @fence03
    @fence03 Рік тому +609

    Me: “Mom I want Trazyn.”
    Mom: “we have Trazyn at home.”
    Trazyn at home: *British museum*

    • @Rasaevire
      @Rasaevire 10 місяців тому +9

      Tbf the B.M. still impressive though

  • @athatcher9367
    @athatcher9367 3 роки тому +2494

    The Blood Ravens find Trazyn’s vault... they break in and steal all his artifacts, while he is simultaneously breaking into their ship (obviously surprised by how little resistance he is finding there) and stealing all their artifacts.
    Both groups get the same number of things before retreating, this is a semi-regular occurrence.

    • @baconator1377
      @baconator1377 3 роки тому +256

      I fully believe that is possible

    • @athatcher9367
      @athatcher9367 3 роки тому +312

      @@baconator1377 they’re just trading stuff with the occasional bit of gunfire

    • @lordfelidae4505
      @lordfelidae4505 2 роки тому +174

      @@athatcher9367 they trade shit while trading bullets.

    • @ghazghkullthraka9714
      @ghazghkullthraka9714 2 роки тому +37

      I prefer that they come across one another in space

    • @Become-Eggplant
      @Become-Eggplant 2 роки тому +114

      I like to think Trazyn thinks of them like how people come to a library to borrow books, except for books its artifacts.

  • @LawnPygmy
    @LawnPygmy 3 роки тому +1727

    "His vault is like the size of a city."
    Incorrect! The Solemnace Galleries are actually bigger than the planet they're on, having burrowed through extraspatial dimensions.

    • @N3rv3d4m4g3
      @N3rv3d4m4g3 3 роки тому +104

      holy shit, so its possible he'll never run out of space to put things?

    • @AttilaDToth
      @AttilaDToth 3 роки тому +203

      @@N3rv3d4m4g3 Nope, he can also just “make” more space/volume. Just takes power and proper maintenance, and it he’s been going to 60 mil years, so it probably keeps self running just fine.

    • @TrixyTrixter
      @TrixyTrixter 3 роки тому +21

      that is awesome and a fact i didnt know so fun hearing about it

    • @skoshman1
      @skoshman1 3 роки тому +16

      Did he steal something that is bigger on the inside?

    • @nsgarci8047
      @nsgarci8047 3 роки тому +50

      @@skoshman1 I bet he stole the guardsmen planet

  • @conan2096
    @conan2096 3 роки тому +531

    "okay so whats he got?"
    "well hes got a primarch"
    "wtf"
    "well get to that later, he has a lot more"

  • @GrimThe13
    @GrimThe13 3 роки тому +796

    You forgot one thing: The preserved body of an inquisitor who died of old age.

  • @Turk3YbAstEr
    @Turk3YbAstEr 3 роки тому +1313

    Trazyn also has a krork. Not an ork, a full-blown krork. He also caused a genestealer cult uprising on a planet because he released a genestealer to attack Orikan as a prank. Said genestealer then proceeded to do the thing genestealers do on human worlds

    • @monsterhiddenfromthesun210
      @monsterhiddenfromthesun210 3 роки тому +118

      Wait... Fucking.,... What? A full FUCKING KRIRK!?

    • @Tearakan
      @Tearakan 3 роки тому +151

      @@monsterhiddenfromthesun210 yep. It had more advanced armor than space marines have.

    • @monsterhiddenfromthesun210
      @monsterhiddenfromthesun210 3 роки тому +90

      @@Tearakan Holy shit that's amazing and terrifying. I LOVE TRAYZEN.

    • @eligedzelman5127
      @eligedzelman5127 3 роки тому +20

      @Shadow Warrior 101 untrue.
      More like the size of a primarch

    • @sulphuric_glue4468
      @sulphuric_glue4468 3 роки тому +83

      Trazyn at the time didn't know that they infected worlds but he did accidentally cause a genestealer uprising which then triggered an Exterminatus on Serenade

  • @justanotheranonymous4381
    @justanotheranonymous4381 3 роки тому +897

    In the novel "The Infinite and the Devine" it specifically mentions that Trazyn is the royal archivist. So he is no longer "self proclaimed". That's his actual job.

    • @trazyntheinfinite9895
      @trazyntheinfinite9895 3 роки тому +87

      How could there have ever been any doubt?

    • @henrypaleveda7760
      @henrypaleveda7760 2 роки тому +30

      @@trazyntheinfinite9895 there couldn't be, otherwise a prize that rare must be housed in your collection, FOR POSTERITY!

    • @lukkaredwolf3534
      @lukkaredwolf3534 2 роки тому +40

      He stole the title

    • @Knuspermonster
      @Knuspermonster 2 роки тому +45

      @@lukkaredwolf3534 The silent King just peaced out of the Galaxy so that Trazyn cant steal his Throne xD

    • @AZIONG651
      @AZIONG651 2 роки тому +4

      @@lukkaredwolf3534 Highly underrated comment right here.

  • @Emperor_of_all_Badgers
    @Emperor_of_all_Badgers 3 роки тому +2635

    Trayzn is the guy who would single handedly revive Big E without causing another eye of terror. Just so he could get some of the big E's armor and the golden throne.

    • @stingray2223
      @stingray2223 3 роки тому +461

      ya, you get your god walking again, and I get that, that, that, him, that over there, oh, and this this and also him. Bye

    • @thorveim1174
      @thorveim1174 3 роки тому +262

      @@stingray2223 He would take the emperor too... him and his throne are part of the same set!

    • @stingray2223
      @stingray2223 3 роки тому +131

      @@thorveim1174 nooo, Empreror be walking, so he's no part of Golden Throne anymore. Tho it would be funny, if he would take only the Emps in return for making him alive and well))))

    • @otterblau5253
      @otterblau5253 3 роки тому +270

      I'm laughing at the mental image of him just walking up, lifting the emperor up off of the throne and setting him to the side, and just dragging the throne away like a free couch left by the dumpsters.

    • @krillnyetheshrimpguy6152
      @krillnyetheshrimpguy6152 3 роки тому +84

      @@anangrylad7214 Just collect the whole inquisition my guy

  • @codyconnor6981
    @codyconnor6981 3 роки тому +1165

    Anything of value in the galaxy: exists.
    Trazyn: and I took that.

    • @stardragonnova5046
      @stardragonnova5046 3 роки тому +55

      "This would make a fine addition to my collection."

    • @PaladinGuy
      @PaladinGuy 3 роки тому +22

      "It's free property."

    • @11Survivor
      @11Survivor 3 роки тому +22

      "It's free real estate!"

    • @mogman389
      @mogman389 3 роки тому +22

      "Hippity Hoppity, this is now my property."

    • @jbark678
      @jbark678 3 роки тому +12

      @@stardragonnova5046 "Your mov- and he's gone, he just left."

  • @squishy1706
    @squishy1706 3 роки тому +578

    26:08 Fun fact, that clone is loyal to the emperor and was going to go back to terra to beg for forgiveness right before Fabious traded him

    • @merchskele7507
      @merchskele7507 3 роки тому +82

      Huh, and then Trayzn uses the clone as a bargaining chip in a poker game with the Emperor

    • @N3rv3d4m4g3
      @N3rv3d4m4g3 3 роки тому +174

      Fulgrim's clone be like "I do not wish to be horny anymore, I wish to be happy."

    • @bonogiamboni4830
      @bonogiamboni4830 3 роки тому +62

      @@N3rv3d4m4g3 with a noise marine turned loyal playing guts's theme in the background.

    • @jessenielsen7218
      @jessenielsen7218 2 роки тому +27

      He almost had a female space marine but she died when Clone Fulgrim rebelled against Fabious.

  • @commentsfromthefuture3421
    @commentsfromthefuture3421 3 роки тому +359

    “If there is intelligent life out there, we should teach them how to play “Paradox-Billiards-Vostroyan Roulette-Fourth Dimensional-Hypercube-Chess-Strip Poker”!

    • @thewovenmantis6813
      @thewovenmantis6813 3 роки тому +12

      Lmfao 🤣 10/10 reference

    • @andresgomeziii
      @andresgomeziii 3 роки тому +14

      Oh my god, could you imagine if trayzn got into card collections? He would go insane!

    • @trisscar05
      @trisscar05 3 роки тому +12

      @@andresgomeziii You are assuming he hasn't already.

  • @FerrousAradicen
    @FerrousAradicen 3 роки тому +916

    Also in his vault is every dad that ever left for a pack of smokes as well as those sandpaper cigs that Dom never got.

    • @odd-ov4gf
      @odd-ov4gf 3 роки тому +76

      Rip Dominique

    • @Rahab369
      @Rahab369 3 роки тому +16

      If only he could add the Emperor to that collection. It'd be the crowning jewel.

    • @zoopdterdoobdter5743
      @zoopdterdoobdter5743 3 роки тому +32

      Left socks, spare keys, all of your screw drivers with the kind of head you actually need...

    • @spitandfire
      @spitandfire 3 роки тому +8

      I knew my dad didnt leave on purpose!

    • @joshthehomesteader229
      @joshthehomesteader229 2 роки тому +1

      This is sad enough to be canon

  • @MrReich1918
    @MrReich1918 3 роки тому +826

    general grievous: this will make a fine addition to my collection
    Trazyn: this collectors collection will make a fine addition to mine collection

    • @zorokicksass60
      @zorokicksass60 3 роки тому +80

      Trazyn: Yo Meatbag! I heard you like your collections. So I took your collection and put you inside my collection, so you can collect your collection while being inside my collection

    • @takebacktheholyland9306
      @takebacktheholyland9306 2 роки тому +44

      Trazyn looking at grievous: This collector will also make a fine addition to my collection

    • @henrypaleveda7760
      @henrypaleveda7760 2 роки тому +5

      @@takebacktheholyland9306 damn you beat me to it

    • @Voodoo_Robot
      @Voodoo_Robot 2 роки тому +6

      I am pretty much sure GW made Trazyn after watching Attack of the clones

    • @commiehunter733
      @commiehunter733 Рік тому

      Indeed

  • @shadesofdusk4031
    @shadesofdusk4031 3 роки тому +442

    The best part of the perfect fulgrim clone is that it has a true soul and is showing signs of still being a loyalist

    • @GamerGrovyle
      @GamerGrovyle 2 роки тому +49

      I want to see that clone released. God knows they need more loyalist Primarchs

    • @HyperFlame64V1
      @HyperFlame64V1 Рік тому

      Now how the fuck is Clone Fulgrim gonna go on a Penance Crusade if he can't recruit Space Marines?? Like, Fabious like the dickhead he is, stole or destroyed the Remaining Geneseeds of Daemon Primarch Fulgrim MID-HERESY???

    • @davisdf3064
      @davisdf3064 Рік тому +44

      @@GamerGrovyle
      And then clone Fulgrim and corrupted Fulgrim kiss

    • @fakeblue8985
      @fakeblue8985 Рік тому +15

      @@davisdf3064 that would be so hot

    • @side-beeetaloniswolfwolfac4179
      @side-beeetaloniswolfwolfac4179 3 місяці тому

      That degraded into degeneracy rather swiftly, god damn.

  • @xanderlee51
    @xanderlee51 3 роки тому +1013

    Oh, Abbadon's here? Let me just whip out my CUSTODES real quick.
    I love Trazyn.

    • @memes_the_dna_of_the_soul5487
      @memes_the_dna_of_the_soul5487 3 роки тому +104

      "I See you Abbadon and raise you a custodies!"

    • @Tearakan
      @Tearakan 3 роки тому +101

      I Choose You, Custodes! Custodes use guardian spear attack!

    • @wiccanthropy1956
      @wiccanthropy1956 3 роки тому +51

      @@Tearakan he is on his way to being the best mortalmon tamer in all the galaxy. Mortalmon! Gotta catch em all!!!

    • @bonogiamboni4830
      @bonogiamboni4830 3 роки тому +30

      Now i want to see Captain General Kitten face off against Trazyn's Vostroyan Hypercube whatever infinite deck.

    • @Bezzdor
      @Bezzdor 3 роки тому +16

      @@Tearakan Ha, you activated my trap card! Blackstone Fortress Annihilation. When the battle seems to not go my way I am allowed to yeet one Blackstone Fortress into a planet before fuck you, I'm a chaos marine

  • @odd-ov4gf
    @odd-ov4gf 3 роки тому +440

    the "behold my stuff" meme would work so well with him

  • @oligb1469
    @oligb1469 3 роки тому +1652

    Trazyn as a character can be summed up as "the British history museum" because he will nick your stuff put it on display and have a plaque saying why it's important to your race.

    • @senor_parrot1628
      @senor_parrot1628 3 роки тому +117

      As a British man, i can say this is very correct

    • @jeep3r
      @jeep3r 3 роки тому +122

      Either way better preserved by the British museum than destroyed by people who don't appreciate it

    • @oligb1469
      @oligb1469 3 роки тому +154

      @@jeep3r - This comment was posted by Trazyn

    • @fats3342
      @fats3342 2 роки тому +26

      @@jeep3r What about all the stuff that the cultures want back?

    • @jeep3r
      @jeep3r 2 роки тому +63

      @@fats3342 Let me make some things clear: 1. i'm not british. 2. i agree that artifacts should be withing their homeland. That being said, can those cultures and countries guarantee the safety of the artifacts, or will the artifacts be blown away / chiseled or hammered into dust because offends some fanatical interpretation of some holly book who just got the upper hand into power? As it happened repeatedly in the last 20+ years. History is a precious thing and it should be preserved either showing the best of us, the worst of us and even something that doesn't agree with our faith system.

  • @r1singthorn4451
    @r1singthorn4451 Рік тому +150

    Trazyn chilling in his Vault: And we're all going to have fun, and we're all going to have a great time!
    *Bell of saint Gerstahl starts ringing*
    Trazyn: What the Jesus Christ was that?

    • @BlazingShadowSword
      @BlazingShadowSword Рік тому +34

      AH FUCK! MY STUFF! Alright, that's it, into the eldar's bin it goes.

  • @valecraftworks
    @valecraftworks 3 роки тому +462

    Bricky Trazyn is just a 4th wall break character: In reality he's just a mini builder with a huge pile of shame that he cleverly renamed 'a museum'.

    • @anangrylad7214
      @anangrylad7214 3 роки тому +58

      There is no shame piles in my museum! It is very well organized.

    • @cryamistellimek9184
      @cryamistellimek9184 3 роки тому +14

      Have you considered decking the Blood Ravens out Wii some Necron tech and having them steal all kinds of stuff for you? Could be a lucrative partnership.

    • @flameendcyborgguy883
      @flameendcyborgguy883 3 роки тому +3

      @@cryamistellimek9184 Especialy since i remember that blood ravens had a thing with your guys already Traz...

    • @trazyntheinfinite9895
      @trazyntheinfinite9895 3 роки тому +16

      @@anangrylad7214 i agree with me. Its finely curated.

    • @alejandrorivas4585
      @alejandrorivas4585 3 роки тому +4

      I mean in the mechanicus game you can literally encounter a necron mini army all painted up.

  • @Tarumarugan
    @Tarumarugan 3 роки тому +92

    Space marines: Even in death I still serve.
    Trayzn: Even in death I still steal

  • @bloodfartmoon2765
    @bloodfartmoon2765 3 роки тому +329

    Lets stop for a second to remember that one moment in The infinite and The Divine (Spoiller)
    Where Trazyn fights 1 shard of the deceiver in melee combat managed to basically kill it and held his own when the other shard came and as Robert Rath narrated "For the first time in millions of years a single necron would stand against a C'tan"

    • @griffinsherwood1072
      @griffinsherwood1072 2 роки тому +47

      Yeah, probably because he stole all the shit that could hold one back

    • @MrSamulai
      @MrSamulai Рік тому +20

      ​@@griffinsherwood1072 It's equivalent to fighting a tiger with a sharp stick. Yes, this stick can wound the tiger. No, I still don't like my odds.

    • @smash3r01
      @smash3r01 Рік тому +14

      Just remember, he did have to keep save-scumming.

  • @mexicanweaboo
    @mexicanweaboo 2 роки тому +94

    "A gretchin that's stronger than an ork"
    *Shy inserts a picture of Grom the Paunch*
    Fuck yes

  • @xemnadicaxolando2217
    @xemnadicaxolando2217 3 роки тому +440

    I want to get a 3D printer just so I can make a tabletop model of Trazyn pointing and laughing. I would buy him into the army just so I could place him on a far corner of the map and completely disregard him, just for the meme.
    "What is a Necron Overlord doing with the Imperial Guard?"
    "Having a good time, cant you see?"

    • @jessenielsen7218
      @jessenielsen7218 3 роки тому +100

      "Oh that's Trazyn he's just waiting to pick up the the shit we drop after we die because he's an asshole."

    • @The24thWight
      @The24thWight 3 роки тому +1

      Funny.

    • @urieldaluz250
      @urieldaluz250 2 роки тому +1

      If you do can I buy an extra off of you?

    • @jessenielsen7218
      @jessenielsen7218 2 роки тому

      @Frank Rauen hell yeah

    • @stalinsoulz7872
      @stalinsoulz7872 2 роки тому +19

      @@jessenielsen7218 i want s Rule where when dice 4. It's up to the Regulation to dictate if he Stole the Enemies squad or Fucks around your Army

  • @sandrothenecromancer6810
    @sandrothenecromancer6810 3 роки тому +275

    Trazyn stole something far more valuable than relic or primarch, he stole my heart...

    • @trazyntheinfinite9895
      @trazyntheinfinite9895 3 роки тому +38

      Funny story about where that ended up, actually.....

    • @noahwatt1269
      @noahwatt1269 3 роки тому +31

      @@trazyntheinfinite9895 let me guess a jar of dirt?

    • @andreimorar5249
      @andreimorar5249 3 роки тому +12

      So... Trazyn Stole the Precious Thing?
      (I'll see myself out)

    • @mortemtyrannus8813
      @mortemtyrannus8813 3 роки тому +15

      @@andreimorar5249 I don't know who I hate more. You for making that reference, or me for recognising it.

    • @ayami123
      @ayami123 2 роки тому

      hahaha you mean your genie apprentice that you want to bone,
      except you got defeated and raise yourself as lich which is less powerful than before?
      so you are unable to bone that genie?
      and yes, I played Heroes 3 shadow of death

  • @mileswiltse4535
    @mileswiltse4535 Рік тому +58

    Trazyn in a theft duel with the blood ravens would be hilarious, the blood ravens would break into his museum and rob a bunch of crap only for them to return to their ship and find all their stuff missing in turn with a note saying "get f*cked you tubes of ketchup"

  • @11Survivor
    @11Survivor 3 роки тому +616

    So... the theory of the Ultramarines and Lamenters balancing each other out, really, really seems to hold water when you consider that a whole bunch of Ultramarines died on Cadia, and literally afterwards, the Lamenters actually caught a break, as if the Ultramarines' bad luck gave them good luck.

    • @captainpanic3616
      @captainpanic3616 2 роки тому +82

      The universe was thrown for such a loop that it took it a second to reorient itself.

    • @jaketheberge1970
      @jaketheberge1970 2 роки тому +35

      Those were Horus Heresy era Ultramarines right? So that means they were sealed away before Matt Ward got his hands on them leaving them without ridiculous plot bullshit. Meaning death was actually a viable solution to use.

  • @user-cu4ru1om5t
    @user-cu4ru1om5t 3 роки тому +1334

    What else could be in Mr. steal your girl vault
    - Norm queen bath water
    - Inquisitor Kryptman xeno data collection
    *- Big tiddy techpriestess mommy*
    - Captain general Little Kitten's favorite milk
    - Typhus pustules from his colon (still warm)
    - A Krieg soldier without a shovel
    - A tau fighting melee
    - Emperor dad jokes
    - Magnus favorite boomerang
    - Belisarias Cawl cyberdong collection
    - Ahriman succesful life

    • @Gordon519
      @Gordon519 3 роки тому +54

      i saw what you bolded there

    • @XtreemAlan
      @XtreemAlan 3 роки тому +134

      Trazyn fought hard to get that shovelless Krieg

    • @shadesofdusk4031
      @shadesofdusk4031 3 роки тому +109

      @@XtreemAlan each time he took the shovel away they would break the temporal field and snatch it back.

    • @Resomius
      @Resomius 3 роки тому +150

      -The 4 slit toaster STC
      -Mommy Celestines Virginity
      -One of Manus Calgars Arms
      -Water from Terra

    • @Yrsill
      @Yrsill 3 роки тому +17

      I died at Kryptman xD

  • @TricksterModeEngaged
    @TricksterModeEngaged 3 роки тому +489

    Trazyn is a highly relatable character to anyone who keeps collecting more tiny plastic dudes than they could ever possibly field in-game. Or for factions they don't even play became it looks cool.

    • @auroralee
      @auroralee 3 роки тому +35

      They kept mentioning "Hologram Battle Dioramas" but I always heard Trayzyn used stasis cells or something like that to permanently freeze his victims in place (still conscious and aware of their prison for all eternity) so he can move them around like minis in his giant battle scenes... literally the same level of plastic-hoarding kleptomaniac bullshit as your average Warhammer hobbyist, and I fucking love that.

    • @iplaygames8090
      @iplaygames8090 2 роки тому +7

      @@auroralee i think he uses holograms when he doesnt have the real thing.

    • @dyingearth
      @dyingearth 2 роки тому +4

      For the REALLY large display, he'll have hologram depicting the diaroma, so visitors can see it.

    • @seanpeacock4290
      @seanpeacock4290 2 роки тому +5

      This makes me happier than a necromancer in a natural history museum.

    • @GearShotgun
      @GearShotgun 2 роки тому +10

      They made a joke about exactly that in The Infinite and the Divine. Trayzn is working on his “Horus Heresy” exhibits in the gallery and while adjusting one of the marines on display, he admits that he’d been collecting nothing but space marines for like 50 years

  • @Okada_Caelun
    @Okada_Caelun 3 роки тому +275

    Trazyn's vault includes the fifth Blue Eyes White Dragon card. Kaiba, who owns the other three and destroyed the fourth, has attempted to duel Trazyn for it ever since.

    • @bonogiamboni4830
      @bonogiamboni4830 3 роки тому +15

      If that's not going into the next Vostroyan Hypercube game i'm suing Alfa.

    • @commiehunter733
      @commiehunter733 Рік тому +4

      Trazyns vault also contains a purple ork

    • @therealchaosguy
      @therealchaosguy Рік тому

      It also includes the instructions on how to find the path

  • @NFDave1992
    @NFDave1992 3 роки тому +285

    "No one is named John anymore, everyone is like Alberto..."
    *Laughs in spanish*

    • @evillaughinthebackground5732
      @evillaughinthebackground5732 3 роки тому +18

      *Se ríe en Pedro Kantor, Maestro del Capitulo de los Puños Carmesí*

    • @Ethan-ph3nf
      @Ethan-ph3nf 3 роки тому +5

      Bad-ass pedro cantor

    • @cheshire4856
      @cheshire4856 2 роки тому +1

      Would you happed to know a Marta Blanco? Lives in Madrid last time I checked.

    • @takebacktheholyland9306
      @takebacktheholyland9306 2 роки тому +8

      Laughs at the perpetual that placed Vulcan in a coma
      Named *John*

    • @imtired9395
      @imtired9395 8 місяців тому

      John Grammaticus needs an episode of his own

  • @kampfeule5486
    @kampfeule5486 3 роки тому +398

    Trazyn is like a Warhammer collector and painter with way too much money on his hands.

    • @wiccanthropy1956
      @wiccanthropy1956 3 роки тому +9

      @Oliver Poole he's got bad friends though. His minis get broke(escape) everytime he invites someone over.

    • @hellsing7310
      @hellsing7310 3 роки тому +9

      @@wiccanthropy1956 Also the minis sometimes just break... themselves? He’s still not sure how that works

  • @WaywardBrigand
    @WaywardBrigand 2 роки тому +131

    The Fulgrim clone may even have Fulgrim's original soul since the demon that possessed Fulgrim's body pushed the soul aside. The clone, upon creation, may have lured the soul to take over the body.
    BUT WHO KNOWS.

  • @Turk3YbAstEr
    @Turk3YbAstEr 3 роки тому +273

    The Infinite and the Divine is like the weirdest buddy cop story. Except they're enemies too. And they're not cops. But they both acknowledge each other as kindred spirits and equals. And they also are still backstabbing to this day.

    • @UltimaOmega777
      @UltimaOmega777 3 роки тому +44

      Yeah they're like the worst of friends and the best of enemies. Love their unstable dynamic.

    • @jeremygriffin620
      @jeremygriffin620 3 роки тому +52

      @@UltimaOmega777 Its an eons long prank war, where the pranks result in genocides.

    • @UltimaOmega777
      @UltimaOmega777 3 роки тому +21

      @@jeremygriffin620 Yup, that pretty much sums it up.

    • @mortemtyrannus8813
      @mortemtyrannus8813 3 роки тому +31

      And (spoilers) at the end, they learn a valuable lesson about working together...
      Before going back to stabbing each other in the back.

    • @mapleflag6518
      @mapleflag6518 2 роки тому +7

      That would be hilarious to see an actual buddy cop movie with the two as cops XD.

  • @harryquint7262
    @harryquint7262 3 роки тому +159

    Trazyn meets Calgar: “how much for the arm?”

    • @trazyntheinfinite9895
      @trazyntheinfinite9895 3 роки тому +29

      Slander. I do not buy items.

    • @totallynotapaidshill9140
      @totallynotapaidshill9140 3 роки тому +20

      @@trazyntheinfinite9895 Actually it's libel since it's in written format. Also can I interest you in the lost technology of eggplant hydroponics?

    • @matteocdt5214
      @matteocdt5214 2 місяці тому

      @@totallynotapaidshill9140 wheey sseth reference

  • @TealWolf26
    @TealWolf26 3 роки тому +84

    Trazyn is the kinda guy that would collect enough faction armies to play 40k in 40k. He's probably saving up to play against Emps when he wakes up.

  • @NewgirlNola
    @NewgirlNola 3 роки тому +58

    I love how more than half of the things in trayzen’s vault aren’t even objects but just, like, people.

  • @meager992
    @meager992 3 роки тому +145

    Imagine being He'Stan, trying to get your dad back but this spooky skeleton keeps trying to steal you and your friends.

    • @vodamiinurl1337
      @vodamiinurl1337 2 місяці тому

      Hippity hoppity, I'll make you my property.

  • @TheDeathsfear13
    @TheDeathsfear13 3 роки тому +183

    You forgot ork gargant with death strike missile about to launch. Trazyn really panicked when that stasis field went down.

  • @Qardo
    @Qardo 3 роки тому +168

    "Warhammer names are strange."
    Uh...there is Saint Katherine. The most normal name can get out of all the Saints within the Sisters of Battle.

    • @barrybend7189
      @barrybend7189 3 роки тому +23

      The is inquisition Obi wan sherlock Clusou

  • @hunterwaguespack3963
    @hunterwaguespack3963 3 роки тому +304

    “We must not let the relics of antiquity be broken and crushed by the savagery of unenlightened creatures, for only by understanding these treasures may we conquer the future. Only we, who have broken free from the shackles of mortality and bound the infinite majesty of the cosmos to our will, can be trusted with this task. That is why we are here, on this wretched pit of a planet. Eliminate these mortals as you see fit, but do try to keep the collateral damage to a minimum.“-trayzen

  • @MrGrimsmith
    @MrGrimsmith 3 роки тому +96

    Trazyn to the Salamanders: "I'll take that spear, for safe keeping, obviously"
    Salamanders: "You shall not have it! We will protect it with our lives!"
    Trazyn: "Look at the job you did keeping hold of your Primarch! It's safer with me."
    Salamanders: "Baaaaaastard!"

  • @N3rv3d4m4g3
    @N3rv3d4m4g3 3 роки тому +63

    I made a joke about him having the severed head of Ferrus Manus in his vault, and I wasn't even that far off from canon

    • @jessenielsen7218
      @jessenielsen7218 3 роки тому +12

      If anyone is going to have it it's going to be Trazyn, I mean he has the Thor dude's head so why not Ferrus Manus' head.

  • @Eleven217
    @Eleven217 3 роки тому +147

    Random shit: *breathes*
    Trazyn: This will make a fine addition to my collection

  • @davidostos506
    @davidostos506 3 роки тому +141

    2:55 "I'm actually kind of excited because I know Shy wants me" - Bricky 2021

  • @khylerbane4523
    @khylerbane4523 2 роки тому +39

    It’s always been my headcanon that the 2 missing Primarchs (or at least one of them) were saved moments before there deaths to add a Primarch to his collection.

  • @squishy1706
    @squishy1706 3 роки тому +52

    2:39 "no ones named john" casually looks at John Grammaticus being the only John in 40k...

  • @thegeneralissimo6172
    @thegeneralissimo6172 3 роки тому +406

    Trayzn the grave robber, also known as the Necron magpies, the Tarpit Breaker, and many other names is here

    • @thecommentguy9380
      @thecommentguy9380 3 роки тому +7

      just send the bloody magpies in to steal his shits for fun

    • @bolrath6984
      @bolrath6984 3 роки тому +14

      primarch of the blood angels

    • @Qardo
      @Qardo 3 роки тому +12

      I see Trazyn a bit like Dr. Doom. Really if you just Google "Dr. Doom sitting on his throne". You are likely to see Doom sitting on his glorious throne like a boss and man spreading. Plus he builds robots like him, Doom Bots. Sends those robots out to do his dirty work and each time those bots are destroyed. Everyone thinks they killed him finally. Yet "he" pops up after a bit. He is a collector of fine art and music, adding his own flair to some pieces. Ruler over a country. Has a God complex. Hates to travel, unless he has to. Stupidly powerful.
      So it would be fair to say. Trazyn is almost like the Dr. Doom of Warhammer....though Dr. Doom would disagree.

    • @trazyntheinfinite9895
      @trazyntheinfinite9895 3 роки тому +3

      @@Qardo Trazyn disagrees as well.

  • @th3lightspor345
    @th3lightspor345 3 роки тому +152

    I'm very happy the IRL chad face was the picture for 1D4CHAN

  • @mikeloeven
    @mikeloeven 3 роки тому +31

    24:04 He obviously won the custodian off the emperor in a game of Paradox-Billiards-Vostroyan-Roulette-Fourth-Dimensional-Hypercube-Chess-Strip Poker

  • @nervmeister
    @nervmeister 3 роки тому +35

    *Abbadon:

  • @michaelespinoza6709
    @michaelespinoza6709 3 роки тому +230

    Dunno if Bricky goes over it later, but just mentioned dioramas, feel like he didn't mention how they're actually living beings kind of in stasis, so when things break (stasis field down) things go back to fighting, in the vault, breaking other stuff. Lol

  • @N3rv3d4m4g3
    @N3rv3d4m4g3 3 роки тому +46

    Things he has: a well preserved readable instruction manual for a toaster, with pictures

    • @kingthe13
      @kingthe13 3 роки тому +12

      ''Aroused tech priest noises''

    • @trazyntheinfinite1150
      @trazyntheinfinite1150 2 роки тому +8

      Not just a toaster, but for an Emperor-class battleship and Imperator-class titan.

    • @JohnShepherd117
      @JohnShepherd117 2 роки тому +3

      The adeptus Mechanicus wants to know you’re location

  • @Kubbbbek
    @Kubbbbek 3 роки тому +41

    Trazyn The Infinite - in our world, the curator of the British Museum

  • @bluefalconssuck5881
    @bluefalconssuck5881 2 роки тому +12

    _"You can't have everything... Where would you put it???"_
    Trazyn... *"Challenge accepted".*

  • @InquisitorThomas
    @InquisitorThomas 3 роки тому +196

    If you’re still interested in doing a 40K book review series I would recommend The Infinite and the Divine which is a story where Trazyn and Orikan have a ten thousand year prank war.

    • @NightShadowSystem
      @NightShadowSystem 3 роки тому +11

      I mean they literally talked about the book in this episode xD

  • @goose_dove
    @goose_dove 3 роки тому +52

    Trazyn is hands-down the best character in 40k and no one can ever convince me otherwise.

  • @wafflebananakid5875
    @wafflebananakid5875 3 роки тому +49

    I'm a bit surprised that you guys didn't mention how Trazyn has an actual Krork just somewhere in his vault

  • @connorcmsmith4302
    @connorcmsmith4302 3 роки тому +124

    There’s a great story we’re a lictor breaks out of stasis in the vault and starts trying to let the genestealers loose that’s he has also collected

    • @trazyntheinfinite9895
      @trazyntheinfinite9895 3 роки тому +12

      How is a story that goes "and then he slapped the lictor down" great?

  • @Warlundrie
    @Warlundrie 3 роки тому +108

    There are rumours that his desire of hoarding everything there is that he has captured the remaining emotions of Angron other than anger

  • @SollowP
    @SollowP Рік тому +16

    Lord Castellan Ursarkar E. Creed isn't actually captured, he's just observing and making Trazyn think he's captured.
    An absolute tactical genius.

  • @roanferguson8873
    @roanferguson8873 3 роки тому +59

    I know it's not true, but imagine if the Emperor was a perpetual, and the golden throne is actually keeping him from recovering

    • @degeneratesupreme860
      @degeneratesupreme860 2 роки тому +16

      What? I thought that literally was what was actually going on

    • @wyverntail3968
      @wyverntail3968 2 роки тому +12

      Yeah ain’t the emperor a perpetual, i know he can’t recover because of the golden throne but the other issue is he can’t be removed without a fuck tone of demons spilling into the imperial palace or something like that i’m sure it’s been a while

  • @sirapple589
    @sirapple589 3 роки тому +52

    39:29
    “I’m gonna look up some Warhammer smu-“
    *Ad plays*
    UA-cam censored the heresy.

  • @hulkingelf4957
    @hulkingelf4957 3 роки тому +324

    Trazyn is here to steal your waifu.. wait.. i mean COLLECT YOUR WAIFU

    • @scottbruckner4653
      @scottbruckner4653 3 роки тому +15

      Then he has good taste. I will not fault him for having good taste.

    • @raphsere
      @raphsere 3 роки тому +22

      Trazyn had a waifu Inquisitor once. Sad that she was offed by the Inquisition for, you know, *being the waifu of a Necron Lord*.

    • @anangrylad7214
      @anangrylad7214 3 роки тому +10

      And you to.

    • @hulkingelf4957
      @hulkingelf4957 3 роки тому +3

      @@anangrylad7214 MY LORD I AM ALREADY A LOYAL NECRON BUT I WOULD BE HAPPY TO ASISST IN YOUR ENDEAVORS

    • @anangrylad7214
      @anangrylad7214 3 роки тому +2

      @@hulkingelf4957 Amazing I can always use help pranking Orikan.

  • @astaven9439
    @astaven9439 3 роки тому +26

    Also in Trazyn's vault: An automatically updating list of all minor warp gods throughout history, which includes descriptions of their current statuses.

  • @elleofmusic
    @elleofmusic 3 роки тому +17

    he's literally Jeff Goldblum as the Grandmaster in that one Thor movie lmfao

  • @troupemastergrimm703
    @troupemastergrimm703 3 роки тому +61

    Trazyn the infinite, he gotta catch em all

  • @ytho6627
    @ytho6627 3 роки тому +43

    Ah yes It’s mister steal your girl and everything you posses

  • @gege0298
    @gege0298 3 роки тому +33

    the Infinite and the Divine is a great book and i cannot recommand it enough
    at some point Trazyn dooms a whole planet just to play a prank on Orikan it's great

  • @uwantarefund2564
    @uwantarefund2564 Рік тому +11

    That Kiba joke makes me think every time Trazyn goes into combat he has a duel disk.

  • @derekburge5294
    @derekburge5294 3 роки тому +29

    Infinite and Divine's character interaction is superb, but the real star is the poor planet that gets relentlessly shat on for several tens of thousands of years.

  • @DracoMaverick
    @DracoMaverick 3 роки тому +33

    Well Bricky the ones who create and shape wraithbone are called Bonesingers so maybe it's a "choir" of them

  • @blueodysseyformerythetwd4875
    @blueodysseyformerythetwd4875 3 роки тому +11

    I love the image of a bunch if Necrons having like, a fancy meeting talking about how they are the true rulers of the galaxy, and Trazyn busting out of the walls, running with all their junk screaming, "FOR THE COLLECTION! HATERA GONNA HATE!!!!"

  • @clayasimpson
    @clayasimpson 3 роки тому +6

    Trayzn:
    IT BELONGS IN A MUSEUM!... specifically my museum

  • @maximeschott8779
    @maximeschott8779 3 роки тому +140

    Vulkan He'stan isn't the Chapter Master, but the Forgefather which is juuuuust below the Chapter Master, who is called Tu'shan. Maybe in a future episode on the Salamander, maybe... *wink wink*

    • @AltoStratusX1
      @AltoStratusX1 3 роки тому +5

      VULKAN LIVES *STOMP* *STOMP*

    • @pablolopezgarcia7296
      @pablolopezgarcia7296 2 роки тому +2

      CORVUS CORAX LIVES *STOMP STOMP*

    • @henrypaleveda7760
      @henrypaleveda7760 2 роки тому

      that profile is the balrog right?

    • @maximeschott8779
      @maximeschott8779 2 роки тому

      @@henrypaleveda7760 yeah

    • @henrypaleveda7760
      @henrypaleveda7760 2 роки тому

      @@maximeschott8779 good choice, do you remember the name o it (I forgot, but it's the one that fled in the siege of angband)

  • @ursoanonimo8398
    @ursoanonimo8398 3 роки тому +54

    AAHHHH SHIIIEEET, HERE COMES TRAZYN.
    Post scriptum: “I’m gonna go look up some Warhammer smut!”
    *Famous last words*

  • @the36lessons11
    @the36lessons11 2 роки тому +13

    Read "The Infinite And Divine" it goes into the millenia Trazyn has been dicking over eldar, humans, and the other Dynastys, along with his rivalry with Orikan. Some funny shit in that one.
    Edit: btw Trazyn didn't partake in the Long Sleep, he was conscious, awake, and active through the entire 60+ million years. He made Solemnace in that time and began filling it with _treasures._ He's still an Overlord of the Nihilakh Dynasty, but has been forbidden from ever going back to their worlds under pain of true death for doing what he does best (he still shows up time-to-time).

  • @loganhowe9496
    @loganhowe9496 Рік тому +5

    I like to think that all the Warhammer art we see is just Trazyn's dioramas

    • @silent_stalker3687
      @silent_stalker3687 Рік тому

      He captured Slanaesh for a few centuries which caused ‘the abandonment years’ tragedy.
      Basically cutting them off from any benefit from her aid and having them all go into withdraw and actually becoming civilized and moral for a while.
      He released her because now they were not being interesting to collect anymore.
      He did debate about getting the emperor out and active to only make humanity more interesting now.
      But he decided agaisnt it on account of if he did then humanity wouldn’t trust the emperor, so it would be best to wait for him to die or until he woke.

  • @MrDegan2
    @MrDegan2 3 роки тому +29

    the Kaiba scene is one of my favorite parts of YUGIOH GX

    • @manuelkfc7916
      @manuelkfc7916 3 роки тому +6

      *"If there's intelligent life out there, then let's teach them how to duel"*
      *Laugh.sfx*

  • @just_matt214
    @just_matt214 3 роки тому +43

    The Very Best Necron, like No One Ever Was.

  • @CatGeneralX
    @CatGeneralX 3 роки тому +15

    Trayzn the Infinte and Larfleeze: together, they could collect the universe and kill the other for their collection

  • @mahius19
    @mahius19 3 роки тому +14

    I'll be honest, I'm surprised that Trazyn hasn't tried to steal the Silent King's Gucci.

  • @arkangel7782
    @arkangel7782 3 роки тому +54

    “No ones named john anymore”
    John Grammaticcus anyone?

    • @squishy1706
      @squishy1706 3 роки тому +4

      From my knowledge is the only one called John and didn't he die after losing his perpetuity?

    • @jbark678
      @jbark678 3 роки тому +9

      Don't forget John Spess, creator of the Spess Merheens

    • @squishy1706
      @squishy1706 3 роки тому +9

      @@jbark678 I hate Arkan Land and Amar Astarte... Why do they exist....

  • @Raft599
    @Raft599 3 роки тому +24

    He come for all your stuff so hide your hero’s, hide your relics

  • @omegon3782
    @omegon3782 3 роки тому +13

    Its true he knows about us, I have lunch with him on Sanguinala. Great guy. Asks for our stuff all the time though, I think he stole one of my fourth company sergeants.

  • @joeschmoebobby
    @joeschmoebobby 3 роки тому +14

    I'm a simple man, I see Necron lore videos, and I like

  • @jorgemigueltavares6041
    @jorgemigueltavares6041 3 роки тому +9

    *Teacher:* _“Where's your homework?”_
    *Me:* _“…yeah, about that… Trazyn stole it.”_

  • @athatcher9367
    @athatcher9367 3 роки тому +11

    Trazyn’s vault contains the lost primarch, and the head of the purged primarch

  • @Farore36
    @Farore36 3 роки тому +8

    As a person who Runs Trazyn as my warlord in every necron list I run, I approve of this Video

  • @Szauron03
    @Szauron03 3 роки тому +6

    "no one is named john anymore"
    John Grammaticus: E X C U S E M E

    • @attila535
      @attila535 3 роки тому +1

      He doesn't count, because he was born before the 30th millenium.

  • @hunterwaguespack3963
    @hunterwaguespack3963 3 роки тому +23

    Man, I’m really hoping for a Fabius bile or Belisarius cawl video one day

  • @uria3679
    @uria3679 3 роки тому +17

    I hope when we get to the Sisters of Battle episode they talk about Saint Celestine, 40k Best Girl

    • @uria3679
      @uria3679 3 роки тому

      @@JoshuaKevinPerry that was the introduction video

    • @omnilisk279
      @omnilisk279 3 роки тому +2

      @@JoshuaKevinPerry That was more the age of apostasy and the founding of the SOB then a full episode on them and what they're currently up to.

    • @uria3679
      @uria3679 3 роки тому

      @@omnilisk279 yeah

  • @Rustie3000
    @Rustie3000 3 роки тому +4

    I'm kinda mad that Bricky, in the beginning of the episode, was like "there are two main sources for WH40k lore: the wiki and the 1d4chan", and i am like "uhm, ex-fucking-cuuuuuuuuuuuuuse ME! How dare you not mentioning THE LEXICANUM????"

  • @olivergreen9517
    @olivergreen9517 3 роки тому +14

    Loved this episode. Just to let you know Vulkan He'stan is not the chapter master. That would be Tu'shan. Vulkan He'stan is the forge father

  • @lukejones2731
    @lukejones2731 3 роки тому +15

    "The infinite and the Divine" is an awesome book I'd highly recommend it.😂

  • @gamerscorebooster
    @gamerscorebooster 3 роки тому +9

    Added The Infinite and the Divine to my audible wishlist now. That will fill up 13 hours

    • @InquisitorThomas
      @InquisitorThomas 3 роки тому +1

      It’s absolutely excellent.
      Spaniard Necrons >>>>>> Posh British Necrons.