After Earth Pitch Meeting
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- Опубліковано 26 вер 2020
- Step inside the pitch meeting that led to After Earth!
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Will Smith is one of the most popular and beloved actors of all time, with a huge list of blockbuster movies under his belt. It seems like he really wanted that same future for his son Jaden, because he and his wife handed him a starring role in a big budget M Night Shyamalan movie. Did he live up to the challenge? Um...
After Earth raises lots of questions. Like why did anyone think it was a good idea to have Jaden lead a movie like this? Why have Will Smith in it if he’s going to be stone-faced and emotionless? How did everything on Earth evolve in one thousand years to kill humans, which didn’t even live there anymore? Why would aliens breed monsters specifically to kill humans, but only give them the ability to smell fear? Why did M Night Shyamalan direct this thing?
To answer all these questions and more, step inside the Pitch Meeting that led to After Earth! It’ll be super easy, barely an inconvenience.
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"So why don't they..."
"So the movie can happen!"
Gets me every time.
Bad writing is tight!
"Movie Pitch" is all of those things directors tell each other as they have to weave through studio demands and the supply of horrible scripts.
Doing stuff is hard...
It was all about Will getting his son into the hollywood scene......followed by willow....followed by whatever seed he has produced.....
Even most well written movies have one of these.
Getting you every time is TIGHT!
"Trees don't get afraid" Tell that to petrified wood
You got us there buddy!
I hate that you're both completely wrong but also kind of right at the same time and that I can't argue with your logic.
That's a good gag. 👍
Haha nice one
👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👍🏼😂🤣
Never watched the movie, but that doesn't prevent me from attending the pitch meeting
Well, you've pretty much seen it now.
That’s Tight !!
These pitches are filmed in a time vacuum so we're actually watching them from the past.
I watch Pitch Meetings so I don't waste time watching movies. It's all about efficiency.
This is how I watch 80% of movies
“then the bird dies… because of the extreme cold”
“which it has not evolved to survive?”
“now you’re getting it sir!”
“I’m truly… I’m not!”
"Sounds like a pretty intense case of nepotism."
"I pretty sure that their health insurance will cover that." 😂🤣😂🤣
I didn't get this joke. Is it a wordplay on autism or something?
@@jokingbat5 do you know what nepotism is?
@@__-ge2qh yes, I know
@@__-ge2qh oh, so ... the producer Ryan mistook the word nepotism to mean some kind of disease? I think I get it now.
@@jokingbat5 yup
The worse the movie is, the better these Pitch meetings are.
Well, the premise of Pitch Meetings is to explore the hypothetical terrible decisions that go into making movies, so it's definitely easier to come up with bad decisions for a bad movie than bad decisions for a good movie, and that definitely leads to better jokes at the film maker's expense.
Making jokes at the film maker's expense is tight!
How have you commented on every video?
What happened to your mustache
@@Dargonhuman ^
"Everything has evolved to kill humans"
They fell in Australia?
😂😂😂😂😂😂
The same could probably be said of Africa.
Fun fact, they didn't use CGI, they just filmed Australia as is.
@joshua spriggs I think its true. Have you seen their house spiders? They're freakin tarantulas
@joshua spriggs Im imagining you miami vice clothes right now, thanks to those memes😂
Writer: "He had 2 broken legs"
Producer: "Oh you need those to walk!"
LOL he is super proud that he knows a thing
As opposed to four broken legs.
I'll do You one better, WHY is Gamora???
Maybe in a future episode Producer Guy will evolve to know a thing.....or two
"Will Smith is going to play a character named Cypher Rage!"
"I'm pretty sure I unlocked that character in Mortal Kombat"
😂😂
I thought the same thing when I heard Wahlberg’s “Cade Yeager” name in the crappy(er) transformers movies
BOTH names are STILL better than the OFFICIAL name chosen for Mortal Kombat 2021: Cole Young. 🙄 I feel like that was a last minute Tekken name. Speaking of Tekken names Mortal Kombat fans will understand why the name "Bob" would've made more sense for the movie; right ketchup and mustard?😉
@@Nick-up5wv Yeah... Should've been called Donny Rage and be revealed to be a movie directed by Johnny cage... or not I haven't seen the film
@@aperson5215 Donny Rage? 😆🤣🤣🤣
@@Nick-up5wv That was not my Joke I just thought it would... Wait why did I Say donny rage?
“Doing things is hard”
Me chilling in one position since afternoon on my sofa: “yes sir it is”
Amazing. Wowowow
chilling on the sofa all afternoon is TIGHT
Wasting your weekend being lazy and watching TV is tight!
Yooo that's exactly what I'm doing right now
The health insurance will cover that 🤣🤣🤣
My first thought when Will Smith says that everything on earth has evolved to kill humans was "But...how? They left the planet so there's no way they could do that!" Glad to know Ryan feels the same.
Well, maybe that is why they left in the first place.
@@davidwuhrer6704 But they hadn't evolved yet at that point.
@@michelangelo8156 paradoxical justifications are TIGHT!
Well actually it was super easy, barely an inconvenience.
But for real though: the Sydney funnel web, considered the most venomous spider in the world, has venom that is many times more potent ( = harmful/deadly) against primates than against any other taxonomic groups of mammals. And it evolved many million years before the first primates turned up on Australian coast. Sometimes coincidences happen.
@@CzechMirco So what you're saying is that I am justified in my fear of spiders?
Naw, I get it. I get what you're saying.
I've seen interviews with filmmakers where they talk about not wanting their movie to be skewered by a Pitch Meeting. Ryan, you strike fear into the hearts of those men.
“They also impale humans on trees”
“Trees don’t show fear”
The Happening flashbacks
It is a M. Night Shyamalan movie. Since "Unbreakable" and "Split" share the same universe, maybe ALL Shyamalan movies are part of same cinematic universe.
The Shyamalaniverse
@@Noperare Yes, the trees evolved, and they influenced all other life to hate humans too! Makes serpect pense.
@@chrissonofpear1384 "WhAt? NoOOo!"
Doing things is hard 😁😁😁
“Cold let’s you know when it’s cold”
That was golden.
No. Golden means warm.
It does a pretty good job of it too. I walk outside and I instantly know if I need to put on a jacket.
Jaden's tweets in a nutshell
that was tight!
"it's gonna end up crashing on earth"
"that's where I live"
"same here sir"
😂😂
Dude you are just Brilliant. This film is riddled with plot holes! You counted over 10!
To be fair: SOME of those problems are explained in the novelization and/or the prequel novel "the perfect beast".
@@samlerf Then they should been put into the movie.
@@OneNiftyBoi I would have, but unfortunately I can't read :P
Counting over 3.6M plot holes is tight
@@OneNiftyBoi 😂
"His name is Cypher Rage"
"Pretty sure I just unlocked that character on Mortal Kombat"
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Cypher Rage... Fatality: Jayden's career.
One of my fave ever Pitch Meeting moments :D
Best Line
He probably meant Milla Rage but thats not Mortal Kombat, that's Guilty Gear series
Cypher RAGE... Versuuus... _Chromatic ABERRATION_
Round One... FIGHT!!
"Cold let's you know when it is cold."
"And so will this suit."
"I guess that makes sense"
@@JoeMartinez18 * "I guess that's helpful"
What absolutely blows my mind is someone read this script... And instead of pishing themselves laughing and immediately throwing it in the shredder, they gave it one hundred and thirty MILLION dollars! 💵😳
They make movies. They don't know anything else.
Producer Ryan illustrates such arguments so well: “Don’t you want to hear the script? - We have WILL SMITH!”
"Can Jaiden shine?"
Narrator: He could not.
*Narrator (with the voice of Morgan Freeman)
He wasn't bad in Karate Kid. The script here was just a dumpster full of crap
His subtle digs are legendary
I doubt anyone could shine with that script. It was a dumpster fire
Denied! Sit down!
"Sure, those things might as well happen."
Perfect slogan for 2020
Preach
Underrated comment
Perfect "description" of 2020
So the plants learn how to avoid producing Oxygen, but the Animal Kingdom also adapted for these conditions... Do this is a sequel for the Happening?
💯
"Sounds like pretty intense case of nepotism"
Bollywood fans: "first time?"
lmao
but then .... Im pretty sure they have good health insurance ... LMAO
I had to Google what nepotism meant haha
Lol
Lol
"Cold lets you know when your cold"
I was watching El Dorado with my friend last night, and she was all: “Ya know, what are the odds they’d end up on the exact island they needed to be on. And why didn’t Cortez just kill them? The Spanish were known for their brutality in the 1500’s.”
I didn’t even look at her, and I was all: “So the movie can happen!”
Ryan has successfully converted me 😂
Its tough to be a god!
“Oh it’s going to be hard for them to win a basketball like game against a team of professionals”
"UnCLEAR!"
Also would accept "I'm gonna need you to get ALL THE WAY OFF MY BACK about this!"
I was thinking of the John Wayne movie El Dorado!
Her?? A woman?? You a woman?? A girl?
No jokes about how the giant bird that evolved to kill humans saves the human for no reason?
The joke was the giant bird did it to thank the kid for saving her babies from the tiger except all the babies died so yea...
Too many inconsistencies & stupidities in After Earth for a single Pitch Meeting. You'd need an After Pitch Meeting to cover them all.
What?? 🤣🤣. I have never watched this movie and I never will lol
Have u seen the film? The giant bird doesn’t do it for no reason, earlier in the film wills son try to saves the birds chicks, so the bird then protects him
@@blazeyude9999 yeah and just straight up bumping the whole "evolved to kill human" things.
Bruh
"Sudden baboons are tight".
"Don't trees produce oxygen?"
"Which is how they evolved?"
Much science talked here.
Don't go to school just watch pitch meetings
Missed opportunity for Scienk and Meth. Lol
@@user-hardbrain missed opportunity for "flash back tits are tight"
Video games do this too, from time to time. Just sort of making up a bunch of random "science" that they pulled from their butts. Though it's almost more painful when they skim through a couple of actual scientific theories or articles or whatever, and then just name-drop a few details like that token gesture somehow makes their dung-filled nonsense pie of a setting more plausible...
...For some reason, Firaxis, Civ: Beyond Earth and the X-Com reboot spring to mind.
"Cold lets you know when you're cold."
"He's going to get parasite and turn into Will Smith from Hitch"
Lmao
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
“That sounds like a serious case of nepotism.”
“Yeah don’t worry their health insurance will cover that.”
🤣🤣🤣
I didnt get it
@@brainlesswarrior657 it's because the word nepotism sounds like it could be a disease's name, which is why screenwriter guy mentions health insurance
Why is this funny
Because I'm batman
This is why you should never take your audience for granted.
The scary thing is wondering how they thought it would be good and at what point they realized it would never be
How is "Fires of Revolution" a Musical Basic?
Like for the Star Trek franchise. Or the Star Wars franchise.
no, this is why you don't make allegorical movies about scientology.
@@EventualWarlord My guess is that 1. The writers were limited in some way by the people above them, or 2. the writers were chosen for political or social reasons, or a mix of both. I think TLJ was rushed too.
Lol "the rage family". This aged pretty well. The jokes on here are truly gems. I wouldnt watch this turd of a movie but ill gladly rewatch Ryans screen rant over and over
Ryan, you should totally do a “Mask of Zorro” pitch meeting.
"Instead they make suits that turn baby-blue when your cold!"
"Oh why would the suits do that?"
"To let you know when it's cold"
"Cold lets you know when it's cold"
"And so will these suits!"
🤣🤣🤣
@Balance of The hill We today have t-shirts designed with special colors that change hue when they get wet.... So you can tell when people are sweating in a t-shirt... Which I guess we couldn't before.
Reminds me of Rambo ( where it was more tongue in cheek ) .... what does the blue light do .... it shines blue !
Did Jaden write this movie? It sounds like the drivel he posts on social media.
@@TheHouseOfWaffles wow you actually read his drivel? 😳
@@PatOHehe I've seen it referenced in videos and memes.
"Doing things is hard."
You totally understand me, Producer Guy.
Right?
That line got to me xD
Exactly!
It sure is.
Me too
"Doing things is hard."
Is going on my gravesite.
'Cold will let you know when it's cold' is one of the funniest plot hole pokes ever.
“Pretty sure I just unlocked that guy in Mortal Kombat” 😂
Hilarious 😂😂
Whenever I heard that name, I just kept thinking of the pokemon. :D
"So would they make hazmat suits that block their pheremones...?"
Literally the first thought I had whilst watching this daft movie.
@Iafiv Iv But wouldn't the human intellect plus ability to wield such weapons be considered PART of our evolution? Instead of growing more muscles and claws, we grew brains and hands capable of thinking up and using highly advanced tools. Seems only fair to me that we get to use that ability~
@@sleepysera you see, movie script writers did not take part in the same evolution ;-)
Stop trying to make whilst a thing, it whilsnt
Same thing with "A quiet place". Like why not just have one place really loud to attract the monsters then just bomb it?
@@Daniel_deez_nutz I don’t think it works like that in the Quiet Place. Remember the waterfall which was really loud but had no aliens nearby.
Haven’t watched the movie but laughed so hard at this kkkkkk Ryan is so good
eae men
kkkkkkk
@Mohamed Elsayed whoops
Watching the Pitch Meeting instead of watching the actual movie is tight.
“Doing things is hard”. My new motto for life.
They ignored M. Night's involvement just like the film's marketing team did.
that's the twist
Can you blame them?
@@amorphoussolid8512 Oh of course not. This was M. Night's first film after The Last Airbender which seemed to put the nail in the coffin for any interest in a film of his. Hiding his name didn't really help anything though, since After Earth still bomed with critics, filmgoers, and at the box office.
@@Dinobot2 Devil was released same year but technically after Last Airbender but was too late in marketing to remove his name off of it.
@@SophiaAphrodite Shyamalan was a producer on Devil, he didn't write or direct it.
"They crash on earth"
"Ooh, that's where I live"
"Same here sir"
Me too!
Not me same here
Never heard of it, is it in the Correlian sector or something?
This movie is so relatable
That one got me
2:52 "Sir, I'm gonna need you to get all the way off my back about evolution..." OMG!!
That's what the Christian fundamentalists say!
Jayden is the perfect representation of
"Where did I go wrong with you?!"
Jaden Smith is 100% his mother, Jada. Both of them are unbearably narcissistic, completely entitled and talentless. Will Smith doesn't seem even half the man he used to be. It's like Jada's only job for the last 20 years was to kill her husband's spirit.
@@valkyrie9646 I agree with you 100%
Jada is poison, as a wife...as a mother too.
@@alessandrogambino420the whole family is fcked
@@alessandrogambino420 Yet, I hear she's a REALLY good host. All Jaydens friends LOVE coming over for some...... quality time with Ms. Smith. I heard sleepovers at the Smith's house are VERY popular. ;-)
“Now you’re gettin’ it, sir!”
“I truly... I’m not!”
Neither am I. Neither am I.
Producer: "So you have a movie for me?"
Writer: "A movie? Well okay, let's call it that..."
"those things may as well happen" is a good way to describe every scene of this.
Ryan on the Screen Rant Channel is like a diamond in a pile of crap.
Or a singular rose in a mountain of S***
“Pretty sure evolution takes longer than that.”
*”Eh, debatable.”*
ROFL
I mean, there are examples of significant evolution occuring over just decades, but that doesn´t make this movie any less idiotic overall.
@@Riwillion Like what?
@@henrygustavekrausse7459 Google Peppered moth evolution :)
@@Riwillion It is certainly evolution but changing color is not "significant" if significance is defined by the extreme evolution in the movie's context.
@@henrygustavekrausse7459 Well I wouldn´t define it by those standards, because those are obviously kinda ridiculous. I am talking more in context of reality, and I would say in that context, a species changing their color, which is pretty significant, over a decade or so, is pretty damn fast.
How is it possible that nothing in this movie makes sense
Because M. Night thinks he's a better writer than he actually is, and doesn't understand that when you to try to apply naturally occurring phenomenon like evolution, you actually have to have some sort of understanding of how they actually work.
Like making water fatal to aliens, even though water is pretty common throughout the universe and they're invading a planet mostly covered in it, or that "fear" is just a result of the body fight or flight response and so will be secreting the same "pheromones" regardless of whether or not the person is actually scared or just charging into the fight...
Yes.
@@persianking44: Don't forget making "survival instinct" the only thing that stops people from committing suicide en masse.
Not only was it terrible, it was boring.
persianking44 Don’t bring Signs into this, that was far from After Earth. Signs is actually a good movie
Apparently Trees live in constant fear.
"So let me get off of that thing." - Gets me every time.
"Can Jaden shine?"
Not super easy, truly an inconvenience
this should really have 10 times more likes😂
Super hard, barely convenient
Can Jaden compose a tweet?
One thing we can all agree on during these dire times: Ryan feeds us all life force.
... just like a mommy bird!
I just wish he would wear a mask and social distance from the other actors in his skit a little more. After all the pro-mask preaching he does on his personal channel, he should be setting a better example for his audience. I mean, do the actors playing Script Guy and Producer Guy have to be so close in the same office? They could Zoom call each other and still get the same effect.
We need Pitch Meetings for:
300
Con Air
The Rock
Pirates of the Caribbean
Commando
True Lies
Return Of The Living Dead
Evil Dead
This is possibly my favourite Pitch Meeting so far. Bravo Ryan, you just keeping making gold like its super easy....barely an inconvenience.
"Will Smith is gonna play this guy called Cypher Raige!"
"Pretty sure I just unlocked that character in Mortal Combat."
Lmao
Edit: Why is my most-liked comment literally just me quoting lines from the video
Lmao
LMAO
Lmao
Beat me to it
@@No-tg6ib What will his grandson be called?
________ Rage?
This Pitch Meeting somehow makes the movie seem LESS worse than it was. I don't think anyone can truly encompass just how awful this movie was.
I liked it :/
They certainly managed to hit every point I wanted to put my foot through the screen about. Too bad the pitch meeting for this movie never brought up any of these questions.
@@josh0628 Yeah if you're high enough it's not awful or anything. Just pretty bad.
I can imagine. It looks god awful from the 3 minutes shown here.
It could've been far better with a real actor, instead of a whiny brat.
“I truly feel that’s not how evolution works”😂😂
"So the birds protects him for not successfully protecting the baby“ 😂😂😂
“So this is gonna be the story of a super successful famous guy and his son that’s not as talented , but the whole family wants him to follow in his dad’s footsteps.”
“I agree 100%”
Shots have been fired!!
You missed the most important punchline:
"Directed by M. Night Shyamalan"
I've called him M. Not for years. Seems appropriate.
Lol screen rant said he was the best director of all time too 🤦♂️
Whoops
Well there ya go
@@christopherminutolo9384 whoopsie
@2:11 Writer: They are the only ones that survive the crash from the whole crew.
Producer: What are the odds of that?
Writer: I have no idea, I've never been good at maths, or science, or writing
I saw this movie in theatres, loved it, and then everyone hated it, when I said I enjoyed it.. The roasts I wasn't prepared for started happening.
A truly guilty pleasure of a movie for me
Dude, we need details. I am curious: why did you love it?
"Can Jayden shine?"
No....no he can not.
Whoops!
Glenn Cox Whoopsies!
To be fair he wasn't that bad. The main issue is they put in this kid with little to no real acting experience and try to throw him as the main star to a major motion picture as if that will put him on the map.
But getting small rolls until your "big break" is also where you get the experience to become a talented actor. But everyone acted like because he was the son of Will Smith he just just be ... automatically as good as his father who's had decades of acting experience.
The fact they litterally nerf Will Smith just to try to not overshadow him own son really killed the movie.
@Charlie Vetsworth I was about to say that
Charlie Vetsworth i liked him just fine in Karate Kid too. But there Jaden was acting with various people including charisma factory Jackie Chan, whereas in After Earth he was on green screens acting mostly alone or with his dad, whose character definition is “stiff and emotionless.”
Poor kid didn’t have a chance
"Doing things is hard." This joke has so many dimensions to it, Pitch Meetings are so brilliant!
Producer Guy is the most understanding and sympathetic man ever.
@@thegrayyernaut ...all he has to do is sit back, listen to understand, and conclude with yes or no.
The hard work is done by the writers...
Sympathy, in this case, is cheap.
Doing hard things is tight
I immediately stopped doing things once I heard that. Oh, crap, I just did typing. Oh crap....
After binge watching a bunch of these pitch meetings the most important thing i learned is always say thank you when your boss agrees to get all the way off your back.
This is by far my favorite one of these
"Cold let's you know when it's cold"
"And so will this suit."
Competing with cold is tight!
"Doing things is hard"
Truer words have never been spoken.
All this time later, I still can't get over that the monster is named "Bear" and that an actual bear would have been more dangerous.
I was so sure you did the pitch meeting for “The Descent “ but upon much searching… I am now quite dying for you to make an episode for that. Pretty please. 🙏 also have a great day !
"Crash on EARTH"
"That's where I live!"
"Same here"
xD
Same here
Same here
Wow what are the chances!
This was by far more enjoyable than sitting through After Earth.
they should do a full feature version of pitch meeting
my condolence for you watching that thing, when i smelled nepotism in the works, i bee lined it like a pro from anything related to that "movie"
I’d watch this 15 times (to match the movie’s 100 minutes) before I’d watch After Earth again
I watched this right after watching the sharknado pitch meeting, where he talks about knowing math and science.
It was a flawless transition.
we are on the same wavelength. i just watched The Last Sharknado: It's About Time , and now this video. hahaha
What would have been a slightly improved story line is if the giant Eagle saved him, survived the cold, flew off, and then showed up later on to help him with the battle with the Ursa.
I also think it would have been slightly improved if the eagle wasn't in the movie. Or any of the characters or animals. And also if the movie didn't exist. I'd have liked it then.
"now youre getting it"
"im not"
the simple delivery got me
Writer: get all the way off my back about evolution, sir.
Producer: okay then.
Insert the X-MEN SERIES.
I'm pretty sure that X-Men evolved the same rate as any other human, only there are 2 kind it evolving to. But I'm not sure.
One thing that always confused me about the whole "Mutants are the next stage in human evolution" malarkey is that in the Marvel Universe mutants are constantly being exterminated and killed off in various future timelines. So doesn't that simply make mutants a FAILED offshoot of humanity since their mutant status confers significantly LESS reproductive fitness/success due to them frequently being killed off long before they have a chance to reproduce and pass on their DNA...? I mean, evolution via natural selection has nothing to do with a group of related individuals all developing amazing superpowers, it is simply the proliferation and continuance of inherited characteristics that increase the reproductive fitness/success of all individuals who share those characteristics. So, since the Marvel Universe is apparently full of intolerant bigots who all want to murder mutants, having mutant superpowers isn't an advantage, it's a liability, and being a NON-mutant confers greater reproductive fitness/success. Basically, what I'm saying is Magneto doesn't understand evolution. Haha
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@LoganBluth Yes and there would have to have been some exerted pressure within human society/species assemblages that would push humans towards having crazy powers. If they were truly "mutations" then the background mutation rate would be absurdly high. Generally this confers reduced fitness but is alleviated because selection prevents deleterious mutations from becoming too high in a population. The issue with human society is that selection pressure is greatly reduced (which is a problem in real life, deleterious mutations are not being purged and so we are facing a dilemma. Either begin some form of genetic engineering in human society, an ethically debated science -and for good reason, or we face something known as Mueller's ratchet where slightly deleterious mutations build up in a species (if they are very deleterious they are selected against) until the viability of that species is a huge concern and a subsequent collapse takes place.) and so a high mutation rate SHOULD cause mutants to be selected against very rapidly.
I don’t get why there are Mutants AND Inhumans among humans in the marvel
Universe. Maybe that will be explored int the future but as it is it’s just explained with “oh, it’s just evolution” because that part of science was not as widely understood by readers at the time I guess
Hahahaha the blue suit reminds me of the Coors cans turning blue when it’s “as cold as the Rockies” when you can literally feel exactly how cold it is just by touching the can lol
1:36 - "Trees don't get afraid."
That's poetry! Best line of this Pitch Meeting.
"doing things is hard"
I felt that
Sudden Baboons are tight. Super sciency barely an inaccuracy.
Haha no way used to watch your 7dtd play through nonstop 😂
The random chimp event
and it can happen in any Hollywood jungle adventure movie
Oohhh a new one?
Yeah yeah yeah!
“Cold let’s you know when it’s cold”🤣🤣
Ryan really does have a knack for acting. Good subtle stuff like at 6:10 when he says “rage family”
"Sounds like a pretty bad case of nepotism"
"I'm sure their health insurance will cover that"
Too funny 😂😂
I didn't get. I know jokes are not to be explained, but could you do that, please?
@@user-sz1jw2wt7v
"a pretty bad case" sounds like an illness.
@@groot7844 thanks, I feel better now
please keep six feet between all people, we must stop this spread of nepotism
Best line!!!
"So trees don't produce oxygen? "
😂😂🤣
I have binged your whole pitch meeting series i am now convinced there's two of you 😂😂😂.
'Sudden baboons are tight!' may be the best 'are tight' in the history of Pitch Meetings. This one has even more brilliance and laughs than usual. Thank you, Ryan.
Naaah...still couldn't top "Nuns are tight" in The Nun Pitch Meetings.
"Hey, I want to shoehorn my son into Hollywood."
"OK. I got this cool little AI writing app on my phone we can try using to make a movie script."
Kinda rude to call M Night an app
@@alisaurus4224 yeah that poor app, its better than that
Quote of the year: “Cold let’s you know when it’s cold”
Cold let is you know...??
And I thought contractions were super easy, barely an inconvenience.
Those suits were the natural technological descendant of those Coors Rocky mountain cans
@@gst013 "let's" is actually a contraction of "let us".
“super easy barely an inconvenience” lol “ I’m gonna need you to get all the way off my back” and 😂 it’s the little things that makes my day
I imagine more people have watched this pitch meeting than have watched this movie and I love thar for us because I have never seen this movie either.
"but the only sense they have is that they can smell fear. Couln't humans just wear full body suits that would prevent pheromones from being released?"
"they could but they won't"
"why?"
"because"
"that works"
Among Us: The Movie
Cuz they have the freedom to do as they please. Make Earth Great Again!
(being ironic)
@@CaptChrispy now THIS... THIS is tight
@@CaptChrispy alien lives matter
@@defeqel6537 a little too far with that joke, I'd say. Sorry.
This pitch meeting hasn't even covered a third of the story problems this movie had.
You missed the most important plot point of all, where Jayden Smith has to climb Mt. Doom because of cell phone reception.
Actually thought I saw all pitch meetings, this one snuk by and I'm actually crying laughing, unreal :)
I've actually never seen After Earth. Is... is this seriously the plot of the movie?
I have seen it. Ryan's summary is accurate. The only thing he missed is that Will Smith's character is married to Will Smith's wife (Jada Pinkett)'s character. It was as bad as it sounds.
It was pretty
Yes
All the reviews are sarcasm. You should watch it immediately.
@@jeffjohn84 lol, that's evil.
"Cold lets you know when it's cold."
- Movie producer, 2020
"And so does this suit"
-some guy who they keep letting wander into the studio
I'd def rather have a cool suit tell me when it's cold instead of my skin telling me it's cold because future
That might be the most intelligent thing a movie producer has ever said
Ryan and George are my favourite twins on UA-cam. Their pitch meetings are tight!
"CAN Jaden shine?" makes me lol every time