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  • Step inside the pitch meeting that led to Twilight: Breaking Dawn (part 1 and 2)!
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    The Twilight Saga took the world by storm and became an incredibly successful movie franchise. The “love story” between Edward Cullen and Bella Swan was one for the ages. Maybe. Probably not. Unwilling to give up on some extra cash, Hollywood actually decided to split up the final Twilight book into two movies: Breaking Dawn Part 1 and 2.
    Both movies raise a lot of questions. Like why was this made into two movies?! Like why didn’t Edward and Bella push their honeymoon back a little? How did Edward get Bella pregnant? Why is everybody so mad about this baby? How is Bella so good at being a newborn vampire? What’s going on with the baby’s face, and why did Jacob immediately fall in love with it? Was the only entertaining scene of this whole franchise really just a vision?
    To answer all these questions and more, step inside the Pitch Meeting that led to Breaking Dawn! It’ll be super easy, barely an inconvenience.
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  • @DPadGamer
    @DPadGamer 3 роки тому +13915

    This has to be the closest Screenwriter-Guy has gotten to absolutely breaking Buisness-Man's will to live.

    • @TechDragon1
      @TechDragon1 3 роки тому +771

      Yeah, but remember... *money.*

    • @DPadGamer
      @DPadGamer 3 роки тому +529

      @@TechDragon1 Oh yeah money, good point.

    • @phatmantv
      @phatmantv 3 роки тому +257

      You know a film series is bad, when PM has to merge 2 of them into one video.

    • @johnwing-wessels3214
      @johnwing-wessels3214 3 роки тому +77

      Money money money hahaha

    • @mattchavis5621
      @mattchavis5621 3 роки тому +48

      *Producer Man*😂

  • @TheRedCityXFactor
    @TheRedCityXFactor 3 роки тому +2983

    "And Jacob gets to hook up with the child he helped raise."
    "Money money money money money money money."

    • @hawklegs6940
      @hawklegs6940 3 роки тому +44

      A very nice Mr. Krabs impression indeed XD

    • @EwetoobSucks
      @EwetoobSucks 3 роки тому +11

      Well, that DOES seem to be the Pedowood mantra, soooooo ...

    • @babufits1584
      @babufits1584 3 роки тому +10

      @@hawklegs6940 wowowowow, or should I say, akakakakak!

    • @sgpro819
      @sgpro819 3 роки тому +6

      I don't think money can fix that problem

    • @pwnorbepwned
      @pwnorbepwned 3 роки тому +3

      I read this perfectly in time with it playing in the video. Have your 900th like. xD

  • @ilyasbasuki3207
    @ilyasbasuki3207 3 роки тому +3989

    When a movie is so bad, it gives the Producer an existential crisis. _Twice_

    • @maximummatt73
      @maximummatt73 3 роки тому +182

      Multiple existential crises are TIGHT

    • @roastedchicken9107
      @roastedchicken9107 3 роки тому +21

      I would like this, but you’re already at 69 likes.

    • @AllexandraaaD
      @AllexandraaaD 3 роки тому +68

      but you know... MONEY!

    • @patrickd8654
      @patrickd8654 3 роки тому +22

      To be fair, it was actually two separate movies.
      You know, because there was a lot going on in that last book.

    • @536clams
      @536clams 3 роки тому +9

      Wanting to die is tight

  • @yougogirlphinney28
    @yougogirlphinney28 3 роки тому +4620

    This might have become my fave pitch meeting because of:
    “I don’t like that.”
    “What are we doing here man?”

    • @FunZies.
      @FunZies. 3 роки тому +212

      (>_

    • @Dradeeus
      @Dradeeus 3 роки тому +140

      It was so earnest, like Ryan dropped character. XD

    • @bookreader1997
      @bookreader1997 3 роки тому +85

      I mean you know that that's somehow worse, right?

    • @FreeKentHovind
      @FreeKentHovind 3 роки тому +50

      2:52, 3:04, 5:53

    • @TF2Fan101
      @TF2Fan101 3 роки тому +18

      Hey.
      Yeah?
      You ever wonder why we’re here?

  • @ChipBuddy
    @ChipBuddy 3 роки тому +5035

    The “I don’t like that” might be the funniest part of any Pitch Meeting I’ve ever seen

  • @mynameisntpatrick1476
    @mynameisntpatrick1476 3 роки тому +1778

    "I dont like that" has to be the most real reaction

    • @Bromeliadsss
      @Bromeliadsss 3 роки тому +51

      “I don’t like that” - Mood ALL 2020

    • @legendthorne2085
      @legendthorne2085 3 роки тому +26

      Ya sure seem like it broke producer guy for a moment and not even Ryan could joke about it, only joke about how it got okayed because of money but not the scene itself.

    • @hag9917
      @hag9917 3 роки тому +9

      great acting there, I started feeling miserable at this point as well

    • @cleoblackbird2210
      @cleoblackbird2210 3 роки тому +1

      Ikr that was my reaction too but I never watched the actual movie

    • @Greendalewitch
      @Greendalewitch 3 роки тому +2

      ​@@Bromeliadsss Dont worry sir. Its ok. Because if you are watching the presidental election its ok, because Trump is trying to claim victory before the final vote is counted. So we can skip all the mess of counting the votes like in the Iowa fiasco. Thats good right? .... :D

  • @sir_will_iam
    @sir_will_iam 3 роки тому +3028

    The "Jacob romantically imprinting himself on a baby" plotline was so bad that he went from Studio Guy to just Ryan.

    • @nomooon
      @nomooon 3 роки тому +155

      until money

    • @laurocoman
      @laurocoman 3 роки тому +77

      Does that happen in the book? What the hell?

    • @bangormc3rd562
      @bangormc3rd562 3 роки тому +128

      That's not good. If the Ryans attain self-awareness, we're all doomed.

    • @acehardware2823
      @acehardware2823 3 роки тому +77

      @@laurocoman Yeah, it actually does as long as I remember...

    • @stickthelanding4785
      @stickthelanding4785 3 роки тому +43

      Who the frick wrote this!?

  • @Dmans000
    @Dmans000 3 роки тому +3081

    Screen writer guy: "and Jacob gets to hook up with the child he helped raise."
    Producer guy: 😖 "money, money, money, money..."

    • @emilyziskind3276
      @emilyziskind3276 3 роки тому +139

      Best use of that emoji

    • @quintespeed
      @quintespeed 3 роки тому +95

      Yeah. Accurate depiction of the face people made during that...revelation.

    • @neskapro
      @neskapro 3 роки тому +9

      Lmao

    • @guuglebuugle9079
      @guuglebuugle9079 3 роки тому +26

      I laughed so hard at this video, but this comment had me almost ROFLing
      That emoji couldn't possibly be used in a better manner!

    • @christopherregan1654
      @christopherregan1654 2 роки тому +8

      He basically tried to become Mr. Krabs with imagining money.

  • @SourRobo8364
    @SourRobo8364 3 роки тому +4571

    Ryan deserves an Oscar for his acting in this one.

    • @rylter
      @rylter 3 роки тому +124

      I think you mean Oscar for best photo. Ryan is the guy behind the camera. Those other two are screenwriter guy and producer guy.

    • @aziznurashidiq1264
      @aziznurashidiq1264 3 роки тому +20

      @@rylter holly syit, how the hell i didn't knows that

    • @rylter
      @rylter 3 роки тому +21

      @@aziznurashidiq1264 It's a common misconception. But Ryan actually has like a hundred different actors working for him.

    • @kossettereaditte7552
      @kossettereaditte7552 3 роки тому +8

      Acting?

    • @bohannonorr7665
      @bohannonorr7665 3 роки тому +4

      I thought they were all duplicate programs in that simulation but given different personality parameters.

  • @bharatmishra7462
    @bharatmishra7462 3 роки тому +2082

    Seeing producer guy not smiling and depressed was hard.

    • @maximummatt73
      @maximummatt73 3 роки тому +63

      Producer guy is TIGHT

    • @CorporateG0th
      @CorporateG0th 3 роки тому +38

      but money though

    • @mongoose9851
      @mongoose9851 3 роки тому +40

      Nah, it was _super easy barely an inconvenience_

    • @kangbarret
      @kangbarret 3 роки тому +6

      2020 even got the producer

    • @amyness3452
      @amyness3452 3 роки тому +9

      @@maximummatt73 You do realise how that sounds, right...?

  • @killah_disciple1
    @killah_disciple1 3 роки тому +1580

    Producer Guy's face and tone when he says, "I don't like that..." is the most re-watchable part.

    • @KINGKCA19
      @KINGKCA19 3 роки тому +57

      That and "What're we doin here man?" 😂😂😂 I keep replaying both parts

    • @BlackWinchester
      @BlackWinchester 3 роки тому +17

      But MONEY

    • @JennySparkz
      @JennySparkz 3 роки тому +11

      @@KINGKCA19 I suspect Producer Guy may have a litte Mr Crabs DNA in him.

    • @buddyfett1341
      @buddyfett1341 3 роки тому +17

      Its the new "I dont care" from the Super Mario Bros movie pitch. The pause is what kills me. Drops the producer guy voice.

    • @patrickd8654
      @patrickd8654 3 роки тому +2

      I am finding it be on a pretty short list of the most re-watchable parts of the entire Internet.

  • @soulslikefan6760
    @soulslikefan6760 3 роки тому +4858

    that imprint reaction is perfect. like a solid 10 seconds of disturbed thinking and then: Just....I don't like that.

    • @bdletoast09
      @bdletoast09 3 роки тому +308

      How is that even a thing the audience is supposed to consider acceptable? I thought those books were just bad but they're actually disgusting and fucked up.

    • @rehemazabibu7493
      @rehemazabibu7493 3 роки тому +181

      @@bdletoast09 right money is TIGHT

    • @ehi_ij
      @ehi_ij 3 роки тому +70

      @@rehemazabibu7493 squeezing money is super easy barely an inconvenience

    • @god3538
      @god3538 3 роки тому +20

      @@ehi_ij IKR 🤣 also I just checked your channel I thought it was pretty funny you just earned a sub 👍

    • @genericanalyst
      @genericanalyst 3 роки тому +142

      "I mean you know that thats somehow worse right? You know that."

  • @nixthelapin9869
    @nixthelapin9869 3 роки тому +1550

    “Did this movie just get good??”
    See, know that’s how you know it’s fake.

    • @spencer.eccles
      @spencer.eccles 3 роки тому +17

      Know know, misspelling things is bad you now
      Also God won

    • @furymonger5395
      @furymonger5395 3 роки тому +17

      Ironically that was the first scene i witnessed when i saw twilight on the television. I was seeing if the cheesy love story thing wad true and that scene came up.

    • @aetharius
      @aetharius 3 роки тому +5

      @@spencer.eccles God won? did you mean Good one?

    • @spencer.eccles
      @spencer.eccles 3 роки тому

      @@aetharius ye

    • @leonardodavi2695
      @leonardodavi2695 3 роки тому +2

      @Mark Steven Money!

  • @wd3185
    @wd3185 3 роки тому +535

    "...I mean, you know that's somehow worse, right? You know that."
    Every time someone tries to defend these movies.

  • @ShadyDoorags
    @ShadyDoorags 3 роки тому +1620

    And Ryan proves he's not just good at writing and being comedic, he actually has range in his acting.

    • @adamzielonka9639
      @adamzielonka9639 3 роки тому +10

      Hey, hello, how do you do

    • @patrickd8654
      @patrickd8654 3 роки тому +75

      I think he is a decent writer but an excellent actor. With most of his sketches, the humor is 30 percent writing and 70 percent delivery. The Pitch Meetings in particular are very formulaic, but the performances really sell it.

    • @Rebazar
      @Rebazar 3 роки тому +49

      I wouldn't undersell the writing... the thing that keeps me coming back to these videos isn't just his great delivery, but that the observations are so spot on with what the problems with these movies actually are.

    • @Shootingfoul
      @Shootingfoul 3 роки тому +13

      Ryan: "acting is super easy, barely an inconvenience."

    • @BestAnimeFreak
      @BestAnimeFreak 3 роки тому +13

      @@patrickd8654 One can even see his improvements, if you watch one of the earlier ones and look at the newer ones.
      The delivery of the older ones was more "plain", while the newer ones are more "smug" ... Don't know how to describe it other than that xD

  • @fullmetaltheorist
    @fullmetaltheorist 3 роки тому +695

    "Did this movie just get good, I think this movie just got good."
    "But it was all an illusion."
    **Disappointment**
    "What are we doing here man."

    • @AirQuotes
      @AirQuotes 3 роки тому +31

      Haha I made my bf take me to see this. He got so angry when the fight was fake.

    • @Arcessitor
      @Arcessitor 3 роки тому +14

      Money.

    • @mohammadtaghavi4782
      @mohammadtaghavi4782 3 роки тому +6

      "Why are we still here, just to suffer?"

    • @icouldntthinkofagoodname7216
      @icouldntthinkofagoodname7216 3 роки тому +6

      @@AirQuotes I also couldn't believe it when I got a glimpse of it when it was playing on our TV but got so disappointed when it was all a dream. The hope where the entire franchise is saved and is REDEEMed by the last chapter went down the drain.

    • @RedditNail
      @RedditNail 3 роки тому +2

      @@icouldntthinkofagoodname7216 at least it's better in the movie, in the book there wasn't any fight at all, bella just used her shield and they backed off

  • @Derekivery
    @Derekivery 3 роки тому +717

    "You know that's some how worse, you know that"
    Delivered perfectly, like Ryan wasn't acting at all.

    • @theveryworstluck1894
      @theveryworstluck1894 3 роки тому +22

      dude i had to pause the video i was laughing so hard at that lmao

    • @sebastiansimpson6377
      @sebastiansimpson6377 3 роки тому +14

      Lol right dropped character completely

    • @artphone610
      @artphone610 3 роки тому

      I never thought about that but yes it's worse. He's like a brother to her now and one day... ugh!

  • @ThingsNStuff114
    @ThingsNStuff114 3 роки тому +1407

    Timestamps:
    2:37 "I don't like that."
    5:41 "What are we doing here, man?"

  • @Vesennia
    @Vesennia 3 роки тому +263

    "did this movie just get good?"
    "Nah it was all a vision"

    • @plotarmor8017
      @plotarmor8017 2 роки тому +16

      "What are we doing here man."

    • @clodolcmidnights837
      @clodolcmidnights837 Рік тому +7

      @@plotarmor8017 …uh-money

    • @No-onesgayformoleman
      @No-onesgayformoleman Рік тому +10

      The funniest thing to me is that it was my exact reaction atthe theater. My wife dragged me to the theaters because she loves these god awful movies, but this one broke my spirit. When the fighting started and the decapitated heads popped up I literally said the same thing "did this movie just get good?"
      And then the vision part came in and I said the exact same thing "what the hell am I doing here...."

    • @who-ny5oe
      @who-ny5oe Рік тому

      @@No-onesgayformoleman Your wife likes the movies? Ok. I have one word for you:
      D- i - o -r -c- e

  • @ceilinh6004
    @ceilinh6004 3 роки тому +2036

    She has a skeleton inside her?
    Well, everyone does.
    True facts.

    • @PotrzebieConolly
      @PotrzebieConolly 3 роки тому +19

      That's scary!

    • @nale5126
      @nale5126 3 роки тому +56

      Can you imagine?
      Very spooky!

    • @pikpikcarrotmon
      @pikpikcarrotmon 3 роки тому +15

      The average person has more than one skeleton inside them.

    • @thewildcard600
      @thewildcard600 3 роки тому +15

      wait i have to check
      edit: ouch

    • @siborgproductions2422
      @siborgproductions2422 3 роки тому +6

      Spooky scary skeletons
      Send shivers down your spine
      The shrieking skull will shock your soul seal your doom tonight

  • @cdubbau135
    @cdubbau135 3 роки тому +782

    He's like, "Are we gonna kiss right now?"
    You can just see Business Man's soul leaving his eyes as his faith in humanity evaporates. But then, you know, Money.

  • @joelmayberry6771
    @joelmayberry6771 3 роки тому +577

    "Ooh so she's got a skeleton in her now? Very spooky"
    "Yeah, well.. Everybody does"
    "Can you imagine? Very spooky"
    Hahaha love that!

  • @AzureJoems
    @AzureJoems 2 роки тому +93

    I still remember the entire theater's reaction when it was revealed that the entire epic battle was just simply a vision. Many were vocal at their disappointment.
    And the baby imprinting thing was just wrong on so many levels

    • @salleymudd5488
      @salleymudd5488 Рік тому +5

      When this story was written, Groomers weren't yet dominating films and elementary school classrooms as they do today but they were gaining traction.

    • @Darbal
      @Darbal Рік тому

      @@salleymudd5488 let me guess, you're homophobic?

    • @salleymudd5488
      @salleymudd5488 Рік тому

      @@Darbal let me guess, you're pedo?

    • @Darbal
      @Darbal Рік тому +1

      @@salleymudd5488 and that answers my question

    • @salleymudd5488
      @salleymudd5488 Рік тому +4

      @@Darbal the fact that I said "groomers" and you automatically assumed I was talking about gay ppl says a lot about you lmao.😂 pot....meet kettle.

  • @Avatar2312
    @Avatar2312 3 роки тому +695

    "I think that this movie just turned good!"
    "It was just a vision, so none of it none of it none of it happened"
    Anger overshadowed by disappointment and desperation.

    • @tarnillanther4477
      @tarnillanther4477 3 роки тому +18

      Laughed so hard at that part

    • @marcusbarksdale516
      @marcusbarksdale516 3 роки тому +11

      This part had me shouting! 🤣

    • @briankaslewicz6130
      @briankaslewicz6130 3 роки тому +27

      Executive guy went through the 5 stages of grief over that reveal

    • @Kpingree
      @Kpingree 3 роки тому +12

      This was PERFECT. And exactly how I felt watching the actual movie.

    • @YourGirlRalph
      @YourGirlRalph 3 роки тому +7

      I lost it at "What are we even doing here man?" 🤣🤣

  • @PippiOnePointOh
    @PippiOnePointOh 3 роки тому +840

    Producer Man with fragile hope in his eyes: “DID THIS MOVIE JUST GET GOOD?!?”

    • @Dargonhuman
      @Dargonhuman 3 роки тому +45

      A friend of mine was watching this movie when I went to visit and when I walked it just got to that part and I was like, "whoa, what movie is this? It looks badass!" She told me it was Twilight just as the reveal that the scene was just a vision and my reaction was exactly Producer Guy's.

    • @indigetes
      @indigetes 3 роки тому +18

      @@Dargonhuman I had to watch this "movie" and when this whole thing began I was all like "now you have my attention movie!". But then, My Disappointment Was Immeasurable And My Day Was Ruined.

    • @Dargonhuman
      @Dargonhuman 3 роки тому +6

      @@indigetes That is a perfect use of that meme, bravo!

    • @terra_the_nightingale135
      @terra_the_nightingale135 3 роки тому +1

      @@indigetes reviewbrah’s disappointment intensifies

    • @maximummatt73
      @maximummatt73 3 роки тому +2

      Good movies are TIGHT

  • @MikeyGHW
    @MikeyGHW 3 роки тому +132

    When he broke around the Jake imprinting stuff I lost it. So freaking accurate.

  • @demonkingak1755
    @demonkingak1755 Рік тому +61

    I’ve only recently started watching Pitch Meetings. The breaking of character, the look of disgust like he’s about to throw up while contemplating his life’s decisions, then “you know that’s somehow worse” and the return of the passive aggressive rant was pure gold. But the fact he broke twice in this one pitch meeting was amazing. “What are we doing here man?” And you could feel his pain and disbelief over having to watch these movies. Wonderful stuff man.

  • @Noodlemonkey7
    @Noodlemonkey7 3 роки тому +894

    Producer: What are we doin’ here man?
    Pitch guy: Money.

    • @333mirage
      @333mirage 3 роки тому +1

      184 likes and no replies?

    • @niecysanders4872
      @niecysanders4872 3 роки тому +11

      Money money money money

    • @AJDC_5
      @AJDC_5 3 роки тому +3

      I will never understand why comments that literally quote a video that people watched seconds ago get so many likes. It's like saying a joke that someone else immediately re-tells but for some reason everyone laughs their ass off.

    • @333mirage
      @333mirage 3 роки тому

      @@AJDC_5 same

    • @dancrane3807
      @dancrane3807 3 роки тому +2

      @@AJDC_5 Here's an analogy for you. Say you go to a baseball game with a friend. Takes 3 hours, each side bats nine times, and score ends up 3-0. On the way home you talk about the game with your friend right? Do you talk about the 2.75 hours of boredom, or the 15 minutes when something happened? Same thing here. 6 minute video, you talk about your favorite part of the clip.

  • @samuelparchment1908
    @samuelparchment1908 3 роки тому +919

    I legitimately think his downcast reactions were the exec’s actual takes when this was pitched.
    “...What are we doing here?”
    “MONEY!”

    • @raydunakin
      @raydunakin 3 роки тому +20

      I doubt it. The real movie producers and book publishers are so corrupt they probably didn't even bat an eye.

    • @patrickd8654
      @patrickd8654 3 роки тому +2

      The studio bought the rights to the franchise before the fourth book, with it's grooming plotline, was published. I sometimes wonder if they knew what they were getting into.

  • @WhatDidYouSayToMe
    @WhatDidYouSayToMe 3 роки тому +131

    "Jacob gets to hook up with the child he raised!"
    "Money-Money-Money-Money...."

  • @Conceptcreator
    @Conceptcreator 3 роки тому +787

    Ok so I haven't seen these last 2 movies because well... just no... BUT WTF!!!!! wtf with that baby and jacob!! WTF!!! your reaction as in reaction of in.... you... well 1 of you... is pretty much mine!

    • @JayJayM57
      @JayJayM57 3 роки тому +112

      they tried to make it less creepy by aging the babby super fast but that just means he is hooking up with some whose age is in the single digits. I don`t know how any one OK that.

    • @chrisg5042
      @chrisg5042 3 роки тому +67

      @@JayJayM57 They tried to make it okay by giving Jacob a vision of what she would look like grown up when he first lays eyes on her. I guess that's supposed to make imprinting less creepy?

    • @maximummatt73
      @maximummatt73 3 роки тому +54

      Nightmare fuel is TIGHT

    • @xoose
      @xoose 3 роки тому +45

      Anyone who can write a story that has a main character's romantic interest inspired by a reverse diaper fetish has either never changed a diaper before, or needs to be separated from their children immediately and sterilised.

    • @vullord666
      @vullord666 3 роки тому +11

      If the setting was at least a few centuries ago (in which that was a thing and society was okay with it; pretty sure there was a specific name for it in historical japan and other places), I could give it some leeway.... but no. Jacob isn’t even immortal (guessing) so this is a modern teen in a contemporary world doing this. That is not okay.

  • @midnightflare9879
    @midnightflare9879 3 роки тому +841

    My Friend: Oh come on, Twilight isn't that bad!
    Me: Bruh...it's literally the only movie, where Producer Guy from Screen Rant questions himself. A movie so bad, it made Producer Guy think for a second he's doing something bad.

    • @armandotesta2142
      @armandotesta2142 3 роки тому +103

      Producer guy questioned himself three times!

    • @AlbertoFolres
      @AlbertoFolres 3 роки тому +64

      "What are we doing here, man?"

    • @Basch152
      @Basch152 3 роки тому +8

      na he's questioned things many times in the past.
      he usually just gets over or because money

    • @pengwin4595
      @pengwin4595 3 роки тому +11

      @@Basch152 not that much

    • @Kelarys
      @Kelarys 3 роки тому +34

      @@Basch152 he questions the movie, he never questions his life decisions that brought him to that point before. Twilight made him have an existential crisis

  • @bisexualichigo4227
    @bisexualichigo4227 3 роки тому +1394

    “There’s literally no story here”
    Best way to describe this movie, if not the entire franchise.

    • @ilikeham7139
      @ilikeham7139 3 роки тому +6

      Ahhahahahahaha

    • @fielalmanga
      @fielalmanga 3 роки тому +2

      @@ilikeham7139 JA JA JAJAJA

    • @paulmccloud9395
      @paulmccloud9395 3 роки тому +13

      And it still made over $700 million, and that was just part 1! *facepalm*

    • @shirosai615
      @shirosai615 3 роки тому +3

      I dunno, if you take away all the bullshit and cram a lot of actual writing in there it may make for a good one ore even two movies.

    • @Raziel312
      @Raziel312 3 роки тому +7

      Not even enough for one whole pitch meeting on its own.

  • @percyleung6858
    @percyleung6858 3 роки тому +133

    I was at first disappointed there was only one video.
    Then I realized: There really was no story to tell so that's why they let it be one video.

  • @RileyGossett
    @RileyGossett 3 роки тому +43

    -"what are we doing here man"
    -"saving Screen Rant sir"

  • @BlazerV61
    @BlazerV61 3 роки тому +375

    The producer going quiet is probably the best reaction to this movie.

  • @legueu
    @legueu 3 роки тому +701

    This 6 minutes bit had funnier and darker moments than those 2 movies.

    • @theunbeatable728
      @theunbeatable728 3 роки тому +3

      Those movies were Bullshit retreating after watching em

    • @percyleung6858
      @percyleung6858 3 роки тому +2

      Thou shalt not insult thy six minutes by comparing it to garbage.

  • @michaelking4259
    @michaelking4259 3 роки тому +122

    “.......... I don’t like that.”
    - Ryan George, 2020, summing up how we all felt and somehow still feel.

  • @mr.jwashere7549
    @mr.jwashere7549 3 роки тому +47

    Oh my god the jacob and the baby and “i dont like that” segment is probably the hardest i’ve laughed while watching this show🤣

  • @tolathecreator
    @tolathecreator 3 роки тому +363

    The look of disgust and then the
    "I don't like that"
    Pure gold 😂 😂
    And the "what are we doing man"

    • @pr-fe
      @pr-fe 3 роки тому

      Thank you for commenting exactly what I was thinking.

    • @kanb2822
      @kanb2822 3 роки тому

      😂😂😂

    • @nehemiahpietersen3765
      @nehemiahpietersen3765 3 роки тому

      Braaaaa I died laughing at these exact times🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @matthewloewenstein993
    @matthewloewenstein993 3 роки тому +225

    "What are we doing here man", was the greatest line in any pitch meeting, ever.

    • @eurapeon
      @eurapeon 3 роки тому +8

      I loved the "uh money" line right after it even more :D So bewildered and innocent

    • @jpjohnson2339
      @jpjohnson2339 3 роки тому +2

      ABSOLUELY!!!

    • @jakespacepiratee3740
      @jakespacepiratee3740 3 роки тому +5

      "Is this like, self-awareness from Producer guy?"

    • @jdrmanmusiqking
      @jdrmanmusiqking 3 роки тому

      Tied with "I dont like that..."
      Lol the two best lines in PMs' history lawdy. This is by far the funniest pitch meeting and they are freakin perfect already

  • @actionms8566
    @actionms8566 3 роки тому +19

    The sheer disbelieve in producer guy's reaction killed me. Propably the funniest thing I've seen in years.

  • @SavolX
    @SavolX 3 роки тому +40

    I gotta say... Ryan reached yet another level of comedy gold.

  • @BryanAlexander
    @BryanAlexander 3 роки тому +421

    "I don't like that... I mean you know that that's somehow worse... "
    "But you have to remember: money."

    • @johnstriker480
      @johnstriker480 3 роки тому +4

      LOL xD

    • @rosewhipple9923
      @rosewhipple9923 3 роки тому +1

      I literally can't stop watching that part 😂

    • @BryanAlexander
      @BryanAlexander 3 роки тому

      @@rosewhipple9923 "So the wolfman will raise the baby and then sleep with it and then our teenage audience will pay to see it"

    • @rosewhipple9923
      @rosewhipple9923 3 роки тому +1

      @@BryanAlexander My favorite part is just "You.. you realize that makes it worse?" 😂

    • @BryanAlexander
      @BryanAlexander 3 роки тому

      @@rosewhipple9923 Love it.

  • @thisjustin6529
    @thisjustin6529 3 роки тому +244

    I like “Pitch Meetings” more than movies.

  • @kylefischer6306
    @kylefischer6306 3 роки тому +26

    I am not ashamed to say for the past 3 days I’ve been watching nothing but pitch meetings and this has got to be the best one yet😂

    • @No-onesgayformoleman
      @No-onesgayformoleman Рік тому +1

      All week for me. I discovered this comedy gold mine out of randomness. I clicked on the Dwayne Johnson with big eyes out of morbid curiosity. So glad I did.

    • @lizastacy8704
      @lizastacy8704 11 місяців тому

      There’s nothing to be ashamed of. A lot of us do it. 😂

  • @MrEasybreezey
    @MrEasybreezey 3 роки тому +40

    Searched over a dozen pitch meetings trying to remember which one had the sad "I don't like that" producer moment. It was worth it. This is easily my favorite pitch meeting. The producer becoming forlorn over the endeavor twice is just priceless. "What are we even doing here man?"

  • @gilgamashu1435
    @gilgamashu1435 3 роки тому +565

    Screenwriter guy: "Then he gets to hook up with the child he helped raised."
    Producer guy: "Ugh... Money money money money money money money"

    • @kanyerahming
      @kanyerahming 3 роки тому +2

      He was forcing himself in the name of money

  • @MattBailz
    @MattBailz 3 роки тому +377

    I rewatched the “I don’t like that” and the following part so many times

  • @nnoflying
    @nnoflying 3 роки тому +6

    2:45 this is the best moment of all UA-cam

  • @Domms
    @Domms 2 роки тому +14

    "😣 money money money money" has become my all time favorite Pitch Meeting line. This one line makes this the best Pitch Meeting ever. Ryan deserves a fucken Oscar for this.

  • @lordbillaire9638
    @lordbillaire9638 3 роки тому +481

    The best pitch meeting ever.
    Ryan's acting is really impressive here.

    • @AtrakKarta
      @AtrakKarta 3 роки тому +22

      Method acting is TIGHT.

    • @corneliussnow3491
      @corneliussnow3491 3 роки тому +4

      Ryan truly is an impressive actor!

    • @rightpa
      @rightpa 3 роки тому +11

      I mean, he's no Kristen Stewart but he's pretty good.

    • @TheDreamDetective888
      @TheDreamDetective888 3 роки тому +2

      Agreed. Next level.

    • @NothingBesideRemains
      @NothingBesideRemains 3 роки тому +7

      Came here to say the exact same. Producer-Guy's pain just kills it.

  • @sue4364
    @sue4364 3 роки тому +6

    5:39 I felt the same way

  • @MoneyGist
    @MoneyGist 3 роки тому +233

    I like how the producer guy keeps pausing to reconsider his life choices...
    ...then pitch guy reminds him, "Money, money, money"

  • @theozlander4629
    @theozlander4629 3 роки тому +699

    "that's, that's somehow worse. You know that, right?"
    "Yes sir but you're forgetting MONEY!"
    I can't blame him for forgetting though, remembering money is quite difficult, definitely inconvenient.

    • @theozlander4629
      @theozlander4629 3 роки тому +3

      @ yessums?

    • @dannik82
      @dannik82 3 роки тому

      Actually it's super easy, barely an inconvenience.

    • @theozlander4629
      @theozlander4629 3 роки тому

      @@dannik82 r/whoosh

    • @pentelegomenon1175
      @pentelegomenon1175 3 роки тому +1

      I was surprised that producer guy was so slow on the uptake about money this episode, he even questioned splitting the movies into two.

  • @AzaleaJane
    @AzaleaJane 3 роки тому +342

    "Did this movie just get good?!"
    Best Producer Guy line ever

    • @Flipperbw
      @Flipperbw 3 роки тому +15

      That was my exact reaction while watching it

    • @ericstorm6582
      @ericstorm6582 3 роки тому +13

      you can tell that was Ryan's reaction to watching the movie the first time, and then feeling like he was wasting his time when it was revealed it was just a vision

    • @meduimrareberries5888
      @meduimrareberries5888 3 роки тому +10

      It hurt my soul to hear it because I knew where it was going

    • @AzaleaJane
      @AzaleaJane 3 роки тому +2

      @@meduimrareberries5888 I haven't seen the movie so I had no idea

    • @HitcherWitcher11
      @HitcherWitcher11 3 роки тому +6

      I also had the same journey as producer guy through that last fight. Exact same.

  • @brobro34343
    @brobro34343 3 роки тому +19

    The look of his face when the baby imprint was brought up 😂. That's got to be one of the funniest moments of Pitch Meeting

  • @sparky4878
    @sparky4878 3 роки тому +20

    5:50 the precise moment his heart breaks.
    Briefly. Because money.

  • @Whawpenshaw
    @Whawpenshaw 3 роки тому +297

    "...What are we doing here man..?"
    -Ryan 2020

    • @lifeloverNorris
      @lifeloverNorris 3 роки тому +4

      Why are we here, just to suffer?

    • @iamhknr
      @iamhknr 3 роки тому +2

      Emm...Money 💰

    • @Kristjan_N
      @Kristjan_N 3 роки тому

      Racing or ping pong?
      -Sebastian Vettel, 2018

    • @greenrangeralex
      @greenrangeralex 3 роки тому

      @@iamhknr oh yes money

  • @rmandy6077
    @rmandy6077 3 роки тому +169

    Seeing Ryan not smile for even 5 seconds really crushed my heart

  • @user-gt6ds8fz9z
    @user-gt6ds8fz9z 3 роки тому +8

    5:30
    I love how casually he says: one of the x-men creates a giant hole in the ground

  • @jw9565
    @jw9565 3 роки тому +81

    This guy needs to be like in actual movies, he is a good actor and really funny.

    • @talltroll7092
      @talltroll7092 Рік тому

      ... but how would he do the Pitch Meeting for that movie?

  • @JDillander91
    @JDillander91 3 роки тому +252

    I could have gone my whole life without having seen that terrifying CGI baby.

    • @Mgauge
      @Mgauge 3 роки тому +31

      Apparently, it was a replacement for an even creepier animatronic baby they were planning to use.

    • @allisoncurtis4260
      @allisoncurtis4260 3 роки тому +17

      I don't understand why they couldn't just use an actual baby like most movies do?

    • @elenaKS230
      @elenaKS230 3 роки тому +15

      @@allisoncurtis4260 basically because the vampire baby grows too fast they would need multiple kids that all looked extremely similar in order to get shots with her at different ‘ages’ so they were like “yeah that’s too much effort. Bring in the creepy CGI baby”

    • @JDillander91
      @JDillander91 3 роки тому +9

      @@elenaKS230 even so, they still could have use them for the one scene where it WAS a baby.

    • @annemarievanpeer120
      @annemarievanpeer120 3 роки тому +9

      If you wanna be truly haunted, search "Chuckesmee" for an even more traumatic experience. It's the dummy they were going to use instead/underneath CGI. It's... BAD.

  • @golcy2042
    @golcy2042 3 роки тому +26

    The “what are we doing here man?” Was by far the best pitch meeting line of all time 😂 these movies really were sooooo bad

  • @TinthiaClemant
    @TinthiaClemant 3 роки тому +5

    2:55 I actually have to stop the video so I could laugh. Great expression, Ryan.

  • @juliakay6204
    @juliakay6204 3 роки тому +736

    The emotion Producer Guy demonstrated by hating the imprinting storyline was a redemption ark that was swiftly ended by his love of money. 💴 ❤️

    • @danielstermark8752
      @danielstermark8752 3 роки тому +44

      I love how he actually turned into - you know a human being at 2.50 - like the rest of us.. but as the rest of us.. money

    • @SomeRandomBlockhead
      @SomeRandomBlockhead 3 роки тому +69

      The emotion that producer guy showed was actually better acting than any scene in the twilight saga

    • @sacrilegiousboi
      @sacrilegiousboi 3 роки тому +5

      Hes mr crabs

    • @TheCrazyHedgehogLady
      @TheCrazyHedgehogLady 3 роки тому +15

      @Simple Truths That is a frighteningly accurate description. 😬

    • @Blackvolttage
      @Blackvolttage 3 роки тому +1

      @UCDlVSKHsXYd1HDv9hyqKf-Q a orgy in the sewers close to a suposedly dead monster. I mean, who wouldnt?

  • @pmasbarbosa
    @pmasbarbosa 3 роки тому +206

    The books were bad but the movies were at a totally another freaking level, sheer cringe. The whole imprinting business is basically child grooming with parental consent

    • @VuldarLeveL
      @VuldarLeveL 3 роки тому +17

      From what I understand it's not just parental consent, everyone is absolutely fine with it. Either you agree it's a good thing or you come around to thinking it's a good thing

    • @stevenloube6784
      @stevenloube6784 3 роки тому

      @Ricky Shiffer my question exactly.

    • @ChangedMyNameFinally69
      @ChangedMyNameFinally69 3 роки тому +8

      @Ricky Shiffer Dracula isn't a bad novel at all lol

    • @shirshanyaroy287
      @shirshanyaroy287 3 роки тому +6

      @Ricky Shiffer This is literally the first time I've heard someone say that Bram Stoker's Dracula is bad.

    • @abishaipaul2298
      @abishaipaul2298 3 роки тому +5

      @@shirshanyaroy287 yes a twilight fan would say that

  • @LaughnCry27
    @LaughnCry27 3 роки тому +5

    2:44 that expression 😆

  • @That80sGuy1972
    @That80sGuy1972 3 роки тому +18

    The most entertaining thing about the Pitch Meeting guy is that he plays two people who you would love to punch in the face. I love how he went completely human as the executive pitched to for a moment. That break was not only refreshing but funny as f^ck!

  • @TheEqualizer-iw1bz
    @TheEqualizer-iw1bz 3 роки тому +147

    “Because she’s/he’s the main character” might just be an ongoing catchphrase.

    • @maximummatt73
      @maximummatt73 3 роки тому +2

      Ongoing catchphrases are COOL

    • @onkelpappkov2666
      @onkelpappkov2666 3 роки тому

      @@maximummatt73 Super-breezy. Beardy a coincidence.

  • @aliyuattah1816
    @aliyuattah1816 3 роки тому +53

    I think this is the first time I’ve seen the Executive guy genuinely disappointed at a script

  • @Shady44575
    @Shady44575 3 роки тому +23

    It's the depression on his face when he realized the flaws for me😂😂😂

  • @EricPrductn
    @EricPrductn 3 роки тому +9

    I can’t begin to describe how this is by far my favorite one done. I’ve watched this one way too many times.

  • @earthbound8070
    @earthbound8070 3 роки тому +534

    "That cgi baby is gonna haunt people's dreams"
    Yeah ryan you're the one to talk. I still have nightmares with baby Ryan from the Christmas video.

    • @grumpy9721
      @grumpy9721 3 роки тому +13

      Teeth!!!

    • @dkisausome
      @dkisausome 3 роки тому +40

      Ohhh, unintentionally traumatizing nightmare children are tight!

    • @yasao_art
      @yasao_art 3 роки тому +3

      @@grumpy9721 Ah, yes. Teeth. Makes me think of Sonic.

    • @dancrane3807
      @dancrane3807 3 роки тому +2

      @@dkisausome Wow, wow, wow...wow.

    • @temple-3033
      @temple-3033 3 роки тому +5

      Thanks for the reminder. -.-

  • @thescreenslaver8520
    @thescreenslaver8520 3 роки тому +61

    We gotta give Ryan some award or something he’s a dang good actor. I can feel the disgust in his voice about the imprinting baby and his disappointment of the battle scene.

  • @gargamellenoir8460
    @gargamellenoir8460 3 роки тому +10

    Producer guy's reactions were fantastic, I cried laughed watching them! Those were real acting chops!

  • @takudzwachikasha6783
    @takudzwachikasha6783 3 роки тому +5

    My favorite part is when he stopped smiling totally and was like "What are we doing man", these guys never stop smiling😂😂😂

  • @amai_zing
    @amai_zing 3 роки тому +357

    Producer guy: *sighs* what’re we doin’, man?
    Screen writer guy: uh... MONEY.

    • @bhmayhem
      @bhmayhem 3 роки тому +8

      *precedes to chant money and trys not think*

  • @christophergirardi8145
    @christophergirardi8145 3 роки тому +109

    Being disappointed with Jacob's grooming a little girl and a fake final fight is TIGHT

    • @TragoudistrosMPH
      @TragoudistrosMPH 3 роки тому +2

      Nope, not gonna touch that one...
      too bad Jacob didn't agree...

  • @endelyngrenfell-muir6701
    @endelyngrenfell-muir6701 5 місяців тому +3

    I’m watching these pitch meetings bit by bit as I’m reading these books and honestly I’m not sure I could get through these books without him. He’s like my twilight therapist. Also the “I don’t like that.” So absolutely correct. Jake imprinting on the baby monster, so weird. I’d say even weirder than Bella being in love with an a hundred year old man. I can’t stop smiling at that line.

  • @gruskek
    @gruskek 3 роки тому +18

    Ryan has acquired a disturbing amount of Twilight lore knowledge...

  • @lillianpilon8003
    @lillianpilon8003 3 роки тому +401

    “Suddenly becoming X-men is TIGHT!”

    • @vladtheimpaler9577
      @vladtheimpaler9577 3 роки тому +7

      I think its the automatic back-up plan for every supernatural movie.

    • @mariahowlett625
      @mariahowlett625 3 роки тому +1

      That sounded super weird sir

  • @biggingeryeti
    @biggingeryeti 3 роки тому +142

    2:49 that's the exact same face normal people had when hearing about that scene.

  • @parkswhite
    @parkswhite Рік тому +2

    The look of disgust that settles upon Producer Guy's face as he is told that Jacob imprints upon an infant is priceless. He swallows hard, and his lip turns up as if he is choking down bile.
    Ryan George did this by himself. He is a tremendous American actor.

  • @Cheeseanonioncrisps
    @Cheeseanonioncrisps 2 роки тому +25

    "There was a lot going on in the final Harry Potter book tho"
    Yeah, I know I for one wouldn't have wanted to miss a *second* of the most depressing camping trip in all fiction.

    • @phousefilms
      @phousefilms Рік тому +4

      Too bad they didn't have any time to reveal anything about Aberforth and Ariana's backstory with that huge battle scene.

  • @manugheorghe6557
    @manugheorghe6557 3 роки тому +157

    “What are we doing here man?”
    “Money”
    “Oh okay “

  • @schattentaenzerin
    @schattentaenzerin 3 роки тому +8

    This is brilliant.
    I just missed Bellas dad in this. Having an undead daughter and a super fast growing grandchild was super easy barely an inconvenience to him.

  • @cmjon6380
    @cmjon6380 3 роки тому +14

    Wow. Those grounded and serious moments were surprisingly impactful........odd that I’m saying that about these videos as it’s always a chuckle that they’re aiming for. Super impressed by the way you guys approached that awkward Jacob and baby thing. I didn’t expect that as I really figured it would’ve been goofed and such, but ya tackled the awkward wtf nature of it and splendidly.

  • @H.Z.C.
    @H.Z.C. 3 роки тому +119

    When he said “oh are we gonna kiss right now??”I broke😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @TheSuperNats
    @TheSuperNats 3 роки тому +314

    If Alice showed Aro that scene he now knows everyone’s abilities and who they are and the Volturi can pick them off.

    • @TrueDemonTamer
      @TrueDemonTamer 3 роки тому +168

      "Please don't think about any of this too much."

    • @VuldarLeveL
      @VuldarLeveL 3 роки тому +109

      "I need you to get all the way off my back."

    • @tnoztnoz3547
      @tnoztnoz3547 3 роки тому +46

      I believe that was how the How It Should Have Ended skit went.

    • @BrimstonePhenex
      @BrimstonePhenex 3 роки тому +2

      @@tnoztnoz3547 that’s why he said it.

    • @imkluu
      @imkluu 3 роки тому

      This is the future. It cannot be changed. This is how it would happen even after learning of the future. It would likely have been worse for them before he knew.

  • @zoeishahaha
    @zoeishahaha 3 роки тому +21

    "And then they did a backflip, snapped the main Volturi guy's neck, and saved the day"

  • @SchrijverMarcel
    @SchrijverMarcel 3 роки тому +5

    This is possible the best and most heartbreaking Pitch Meeting so far. Thank you, Twilight!

  • @zan917
    @zan917 3 роки тому +78

    “...I don’t like that.”
    🤣just the best.

    • @discipleofsakura
      @discipleofsakura 3 роки тому +5

      Best part. Absolute best moment ever.

    • @writingref
      @writingref 3 роки тому +2

      @@discipleofsakura New catch phrase for some movies lol.

  • @rabbit0877
    @rabbit0877 3 роки тому +81

    “I don’t like that.” The way I hollered.

  • @kevinsmarts9953
    @kevinsmarts9953 3 роки тому +9

    Easily the funniest Pitch Meeting so far. That has truely made my whole day. Thank you Ryan.

  • @keishawnproctor-vaughn9152
    @keishawnproctor-vaughn9152 3 роки тому +6

    The silence after the imprint. Very much needed.

  • @ChrisOnStage2
    @ChrisOnStage2 3 роки тому +139

    "Are we gonna kiss right now??" (fights urge to vomit and spontaneous combust at the same time) "Oh, I don't like that..."
    Brilliance!!

  • @dtcomic1758
    @dtcomic1758 3 роки тому +529

    "What are we doing here man"
    *"MONEY"*

    • @chasehedges6775
      @chasehedges6775 3 роки тому +12

      We've GOT to have money.
      KACHING!

    • @funnysonicman
      @funnysonicman 3 роки тому +10

      *hollywood, baby*

    • @Darkensun1
      @Darkensun1 3 роки тому +1

      In the distance I'm fairly certain I can hear Dutch yelling "Tahiti Arthur!"

    • @ProjectEkerTest33
      @ProjectEkerTest33 3 роки тому

      @@Darkensun1 One more score Arthur!

  • @cobra8888
    @cobra8888 3 роки тому +18

    “It sound like it might haunt people’s dreams for a little bit”
    Well it did.....until baby Ryan made his debut.

  • @Imnoonewhoareyou
    @Imnoonewhoareyou 2 роки тому +3

    His reaction to the imprinting scene I probably my favourite from all these videos, and that’s saying something!!