In case y'all didn't know I have a PO box where you can send autograph requests and letters and get a little card from me back! 3430 Connecticut Ave NW PO Box 11855 Washington DC 20008
"Love is a feeling of... love. " "You lose time... every time. " "I love you when... I love you. " When you try to write something deep... 'People die.. when they're killed. '
“When you eat, you eat” “When you get hit, you get hit” “If you die, you die” “If the door is opened, it is open” “If you have a gun, press shoot to shoot”
The first beginning rule of Tautology Club is the first rule in a list of rules that contains all of the rules of Tautology club in order and no other rules.
“I do not think I’m my girlfriend” I think that Malinda clone became self aware. The other Malinda clone (the one being cheated on), like most of the other clones does not understand they are the same person
"I'm nice to the birds." In German: "Ich bin gut zu (den) Vögeln." But: "Ich bin gut zu vögeln." Translates to: "I'm good in bed." So it's way funnier as a German!
So basically, she had a breakup and is calling children who comfort her, but then she gets tired of all that, and wants to relax, be one with nature, and make friends with birds.
"I'm way too good at goodbyes" apparently translates into "I want a good way to relax" "I am nice to the birds" and "I am really cool". Can't trust Google. Anyone get the reference? No? Okay I'll go now
"But when i call a child, i know i'm not alone" 'that's creepy' LoL - this entire video is one of the funniest!! Girl- u seriously lift my spirits!!! You are crazy talented!!
I'm just.. I lost it at "I'm nice to the birds" LITERALLY means "Ich bin gut zu Vögeln." In slang means: I'm good/easy to fuck. Language is awesome! Greetings from Germany!
Oh, it gets better. In Italian, 'uccello' (italian for bird) is a slang word for penis. So in Italian saying 'I'm nice to the birds' can be interpreted as 'I'm nice to the dicks' XD
"love is a feeling of love" You can't make this stuff up. I love your channel; it is creative, hilarious, and you are an incredible singer! I do hope you come to Texas soon!
"But i still want to love" "THAT IS NOT HOW THAT WORKS!! Who with!?" "Love is a feeling of love!" "... Duh." I could type hilarious MKR/Translator Fails all day and there still be more... Bye, i'm going to go watch another MKR video now, probably a Moana one. OOH! ONE MORE! "I'm... really cool!" lololol i died when i listened to this song.
amazing how the translation still makes sense.. in some weird kind of way xD and the story you did out of this is phenomenal! always a pleasure to watch your videos :D :D :D
zeldaxlink everything is just so random that you start to make up the weirdest connections between the lines to the point that it actually makes sense...
So in thriller you wanted to educate us on animal cruelty and now you let us know you're nice to the birds. It's good to stand up for something that's important to you 😂😂
OneSpecialD&DNerd in germany we only say auf wiedersehen if we are having a conversation with someone and we don’t know each other well or else we just say “Tschüss”
Interestingly "I'm nice to birds" in German can be translated into "Ich bin gut zu Vögeln". But "Ich bin gut zu vögeln" means "I am good to shag"... Just saying, just saying... Also, the "Your success is unsuccessfull!" ... ... ... "Bitch?" Really cracked me up xD
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In case y'all didn't know I have a PO box where you can send autograph requests and letters and get a little card from me back!
3430 Connecticut Ave NW PO Box 11855
Washington DC 20008
Malinda Kathleen Reese *bitch?*
That was from the song I did not call you that
I'm not good at accents but I was sure you were British 😅
Malinda Kathleen Reese i am nice the birds
Yes! You live in D.C.? I didn’t know! Me too!
I love how she gets slowly more and more horrified and confused through the video
Evie Romano UwU
Lmao your profile picture is of Eliza Hamilton
Evie Romano is that..... ELIZABETH SCHUYLER HAMILTON???
eliza hamilton I love your pfp 😂
eliza hamilton UwU
"Do not think I'm my girlfriend"
I'm gonna tell her...
Copy Cat same
Don't you dare
Nice
@@eddie246 -tells-
But she already knows.
"Your success is unsuccessful"
"B**CH!"
I died of laughter at that part!!!!!!!
My favorite part i always laugh hard at that part lol
666th like.
OH MY GOD I FORGOT ABOUT THIS
Me too bruh
wait where? did i skip that part by mistake....
Sam Smiths' Hits
1: Living With Me
2: I Know I'm Not Alone
3: I'm Nice To The Birds
Professor X 3 I want a good way to relax
Honestly those actually sound like real song names
Professor X 4:I’m so cool
When I call I child 😂
@@JoeMama-pv1mm
5: i love you when i love you
XD
1:30 "Your success is unsuccessful..."
"🐝tch?!"
Thank you I heard snitch lol
That is my favorite line in this video 😂
Broke The Kid i lost it when i heard that l,mao
xD
I hear b*
"I cheated on you"
"I'm really cool."
No.
Sami Official To be fair she said “I am a good cheater”, stating that she could cheat well if she wanted to but she never said she actually did...
R/nicegirls in a nutshell
@@elideangeli5098 what she said was "Imagine the truth, I'm a good cheater overnight" which solidates your point
Yes
"Love is a feeling of... love. "
"You lose time... every time. "
"I love you when... I love you. "
When you try to write something deep...
'People die.. when they're killed. '
Fardifa Alam lol 😂
What a... Fateful example
Fardifa Alam oh shit, the more you know.
the more you feel!
I live when I am alive.
"BUT I FOUND IT"
*SIGN* *DIGNITY*
Ah.
XD
So close to 1k dude!
@@emica1427 ua-cam.com/video/E4GYGxykT2I/v-deo.html
Ah.
Loading screen tips be like:
"People die if they are killed."
"Lunchtime is for lunch."
"Love is a feeling of love."
"Your success is unsuccessful."
“I love you when I love you”
"If she gets you she kills you. And if she kills you you're dead!" (From Five Across The Eyes).
You lose time every time
I love you when I love you
“When you eat, you eat”
“When you get hit, you get hit”
“If you die, you die”
“If the door is opened, it is open”
“If you have a gun, press shoot to shoot”
Underrated comment 😂
“Do not think I’m my girlfriend”
The irony
StarsAndSmoke101 =u=
"Love is a feeling of love"
.........
"Duh?"
😂
"The first rule of Tautology Club is the first rule of Tautology club"
The first beginning rule of Tautology Club is the first rule in a list of rules that contains all of the rules of Tautology club in order and no other rules.
How to talk to your crush:
You: You love me.
Crush: no.
You: YOU LOVE ME!
2:56
my crush likes me tho, what do i do
Date them
Wolfy Team
also:
Do you want me now?
Wolfy Team Oh My God this is exactly how to do it 😂😂😂😂😳
Tj Leeper 😂
"Your success is unsuccessful'
-Malinda Kathleen Reese 2017
"Bitch!?"
- Malinda Kathleen Reese 2017
Jazmyn Franklin 😂
Jazmyn Franklin BITCH😂
Uma L 😂
Can't forget about the BITCH part 😂😂😂
Lyrics: I'm way too good at goodbyes.
Google Translate: I'm nice to the birds.
IM NICE TO THE BIRDS
sam zuriel but I'm nice to the birbs
I'm nice to the birds
@@xxcoolguyxx3275 Birbs
Android 16 like this element
She breaks up with her gf, goes insane, and just wraps it up with “I’m cool”
Legend
If that isnt a way to break up with someone, i dont know what is
*"Do not think I'm my girlfriend"* said Malinda who basically was her own girlfriend xD
Jejska 🤣🤣🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💚😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
hahaahhahaah
XD
soo..
Malinda has cheated on Malinda with Malinda..
seems legit
Kirb Stomp No, Malinda cheated on Malinda with some bird.
“But when I call a child I know I’m not alone” that’s one of the scariest and weirdest lines ever
-Roy Moore
The phrase of pedophile l. Just kidding hahahah
Francisco Llamas Gutiérrez that is legit what a mom would say lol
"IM NICE TO THE BIRDS"
I don't know why I cracked up there.
me to. we have fallen into the dark abyss of google translate
I actually have birds as pets
It's random and random=funny
Gen z?
@@marloandfriends1159 YOU ARE NICE TO THE BIRDS
Great acting MKR. It feels so believable that you have cheated on yourself with yourself.
achu11th lol ikr
Lol
Bitch. (she had me rolling with that)
Mama MOB. I had to rewind it to see if I heard it right. XD
>Do not think I'm my girlfriend
Well, clearly, she is.
“Love is a feeling of love” me when I try to make my essays reach the word count.
“I wanna a good way to relax” well... why don’t go to, “Hawaii He He He” sorry for that 🤣
😂😂😂
Meet Cecilia, she seems nice.
ATLANTA WILL BE IMPORTANT FOR THE STUTTGART (all caps)
Well after the traumatic experiance with wondering what you are doing i'm not suprised
No, take me back to the cubans
“But Wowie, living with me.” Relatable.
"I am a good cheater overnight" LAUGHED SO HARD
Inspiratial quote of the day.
"They did not find it, now be it"
“I do not think I’m my girlfriend”
I think that Malinda clone became self aware. The other Malinda clone (the one being cheated on), like most of the other clones does not understand they are the same person
I ha that too when i was a kid
Which one is the real Malinda??!
@Ramya N obviously
You just gave these google translate videos lore
"You lose time every time."
Wait a minute.
A minute is time
This is brutal
I'm taking your minute!
Ariana Eilish why would I wait a minute, I’d be losing time
Lost a minute
"I'm nice to the birds."
In German:
"Ich bin gut zu (den) Vögeln."
But:
"Ich bin gut zu vögeln."
Translates to:
"I'm good in bed."
So it's way funnier as a German!
Well, he cheated overnight--
Autschi! Das hatte ich voll verpeilt. Danke für den nachträglichen Lacher 🤣.
Ahh ich bin immer wieder erstaunt dass ich nicht der einzige deutsche hier bin xd
Hier ist noch ein deutscher
oof das alda lachflash 9000 XD
*Google translate* : “Your success is unsuccessful”
*Malinda* : “B^^^”
😂😂😂
Love is a feeling of...................................love
Addon:
GT: Google Translate M: Malinda
GT/M1: You make me mad
M2 inside: *Cue HL2 memes*
So basically, she had a breakup and is calling children who comfort her, but then she gets tired of all that, and wants to relax, be one with nature, and make friends with birds.
I love how Malinda doesn’t just sing the lyrics (beautifully) and act them out, she basically tells a story, especially in this one lol.
Cheating Malinda “I do not think I’m crazy.”
Scorned Malinda “Really?”
So done right now.
"you have to say, im crazy"
okay, your crazy
Malinda: Love is a feeling of love!
Me: *deep*
Also wow Malinda is cheating on Malinda???
Malinda is cheating on Malinda with Malinda
Oof
@Victor Sosa malinda
Luna straw You kinda missed the joke.
@@sadrackfav no I understand it now
Ah the classic four stages of breaking up: Misocmmunication, trying to heal, going crazy and troubled acceptance
“Your success is unsuccessful”
*Bitch?*
Died right there!
Love is a feeling of love. Wow that’s deep
Sarcastic Baby Mountain Goat "I love you when I love you."
MCmaster2014 deep af
You lose time every time.
Your success is unsuccessful
I agree, so deep
"You lose time every time"
That actually make so much sense.
I was about half expecting a line about alien abduction after that one.
Malinda: "Your success is unsuccessful."
Other Malinda: "Bitch."
I RARELY BREAK OUT IN LAUGHTER BUT AT THAT PART I LOST IT! 😂😂😂
Lol same
Same, I almost feel out of my chair when she said Bitch!
Timestamp?
Last week: "I must marry Korea"
Today: "The Lord knows I have mines"
Are you trying to tell us something?
Three weeks ago: ''When I see my Russia''.
North-Korea and Russia are plotting together confirmed.
No, they are not plotting.
They are getting married, and none of you are invited
Dont forget about "killer Romania"
I think she is a player and a murderer
i forgot about the terrorists
"I'm way too good at goodbyes" apparently translates into "I want a good way to relax" "I am nice to the birds" and "I am really cool". Can't trust Google.
Anyone get the reference? No? Okay I'll go now
Reference to what?
Seesaw41
Exactly
By the reference do you mean Can't trust Google and it's in another of her videos?
Yes. It was in her “translating the hate comments” video
Wow's opinion, flory jimmy. Cant trust google.
I haven't laugh so hard since "the ball in the sink" "gradually watermelon" and "what am I doing" 😂😂😂
Alex Harizanov what am i doing is still the best
Gradually Watermelon
Oh by the way
COWS CANT BASE CUT ACCIDENTS
Alex Harizanov we all remember gradually watermelon XD
LIGHTS AND LIVING CONDITIONS
Dagmeneer 123 Try to prove that
“Children, we do not take an opportunity, it is tragic but its true...”
“I am really cool”
ive never seen sam smith say something so offensive before
"But when i call a child, i know i'm not alone"
'that's creepy'
LoL - this entire video is one of the funniest!! Girl- u seriously lift my spirits!!! You are crazy talented!!
"You lose time everytime".
Wow thats deep.
I can’t wait to see you on a sitcom or something. Your comedic acting is on point
I second that! She is incredibly funny! and amazingly talented.
I watch this video mostly for the acting 😂 the singing's amazing too of course, as always
i love your pfp!
Me: Hello little birdies!
My Friend: GET THE BIRDS OUT OF HERE
Me: I’m really cool **puts on sunglasses**
JUST MonIKa
oh noes
wheres the deletions tool
That's Snow White but COOL
Just Monika
I should stop watching these when everyones asleep, its too hard not to laugh 😂
Freya Mellor me too!!
Freya Siobhan same when I stay up late I begin finding stuff I wouldn't find funny but somehow laugh my head off! 😂
Same
Freya Siobhan OMG! THANK YOU FOR USING THE RIGHT ‘TO’!
Me tooooooooooooooooo
*_I W A N T A G O O D W A Y T O R E L A X_*
Me too, my dude. Me too.
IRUMI!
"You have to say I'm crazy"
Don't ask twice.
*"yeah."*
I'm just.. I lost it at "I'm nice to the birds" LITERALLY means "Ich bin gut zu Vögeln." In slang means: I'm good/easy to fuck. Language is awesome! Greetings from Germany!
Dafür müsste eigentlich das ,,the,, fehlen damit es stimmt
@@tomd.9217 Ne nicht wirklich weil man könnte ja auch sagen Ich bin gut zum vögeln.
Oh, it gets better. In Italian, 'uccello' (italian for bird) is a slang word for penis. So in Italian saying 'I'm nice to the birds' can be interpreted as 'I'm nice to the dicks' XD
Isn't language FUN, kids?!
What the frick german..........
Your success is unsuccessful.
That was harsh.
Malinda, tell Malinda that your success is well deserved.
You Lose Time Every Time.
~ Google translate, 2017.
#MINDBLOWN 🤯
"There is no chance for children, but sad, but it's right" was my favourite line, poor children.
Haha definitely true with Brexit, Trump and climate change flying around...
But I'm a child...
*"I WANT A GOOD WAY TO RELAX"*
Me too other Malinda
“Love is a feeling of love”
Ah yes
The floor here is made out of floor
i lose it every time when she starts screaming "WHY ARE THERE BIRDS!?!?!"
1:03 here goes the WOWIE again
Paolo Lumontod its returned again in one day I'll fly away
I do not think that I'm crazy
You have to say that I'm crazy.
So I’m close to you.
Woah.
Lol 😂
xXMadzimooXx I was laughing so much hahaha
Can we get 5,000 subs with no videos ? Same my fav part
"Why am I crazy about your work?"
Uh because it's hilarious.
3:48 "you have all of the symptoms"
Me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Your success is unsuccessful.
Man, that’s deep.
Roxi Macalister then straight after
“Bitch” xD
"love is a feeling of love"
You can't make this stuff up.
I love your channel; it is creative, hilarious, and you are an incredible singer! I do hope you come to Texas soon!
Cheetah Piper "Duh."
The more you know!
Also fun fact, hate is the feeling of hatred!
“So I’m CLOSE TO YOU”
“W o a h”
Sorry but I died-
"But i still want to love" "THAT IS NOT HOW THAT WORKS!! Who with!?"
"Love is a feeling of love!" "... Duh."
I could type hilarious MKR/Translator Fails all day and there still be more... Bye, i'm going to go watch another MKR video now, probably a Moana one.
OOH! ONE MORE! "I'm... really cool!" lololol i died when i listened to this song.
"But I found it!" (My dignity) :D
Ah.
Malinda: "I always sing"
Other Malinda: "Yeah, you gonna stop?"
10/10 me and my brother (I'm Malinda 1 and my brother is Malinda 2)
For me, my brother is Malinda 1 and I'm Malinda 2 😂
I'm Malinda 1 and my sister's Malinda 2. This is me whenever I sing a musical song.
Same for me, that was exactly my thought 😂😂😂
You've found your dignity... Now you've lost it again.
amazing how the translation still makes sense.. in some weird kind of way xD
and the story you did out of this is phenomenal! always a pleasure to watch your videos :D :D :D
zeldaxlink everything is just so random that you start to make up the weirdest connections between the lines to the point that it actually makes sense...
You want to dump me? Well to bad, I HAVE MINES (and birds!)
Hahaha sameeee
"Love is a feeling of love"
*Duh*
Lmfaoooooooo XD
"Love is a feeling of love"
"Duh"
*I'M DECEASED*
“But when I call a child I know I’m not alone”
Ummmmmm 😶
69 likes
"you success is unsuccessful"
"BITCH...!"
I'M DYING!!!!
Edit: OMG i've never had so many likes
Thanks :D
Manuel Olmedo SAMEEE
Manuel Olmedo same
Laugh so hard i think i scared my dog
omg same.. lol
I had to pause the video and share it with like 5 friends. I’m still dying.
So in thriller you wanted to educate us on animal cruelty and now you let us know you're nice to the birds. It's good to stand up for something that's important to you 😂😂
The River
Don't forget environmentalist Pocahontas!
MyMusicalSide22 gradually watermelon
In every song the environment is positively affected for some reason... oh and also children and politics.
"I do not think I'm crazy, you have to say I'm crazy"
"I want a good way to relax"
"I'm nice to the birds "
I AM REALLY COOL MY FAV PART OMG LMAO
MKR truly is really cool 😎
I'm really cool lol fave part too
On repeat! 4:09
This is incredible! The second half of the conversation adds so much to it😂😂
Nobody:
Not a single soul:
Malinda: Now... *BeEeEEeeEeE* it
In which language "goodbyes" mean "birds"
german
I'm honestly just guessing
@@fuzzycrafter9793 Guessed wrong :D Goodbye means "Auf Wiedersehen" which means something like I am looking forward to seeing you again.
@@onespecialddnerd5933 Wow
OneSpecialD&DNerd in germany we only say auf wiedersehen if we are having a conversation with someone and we don’t know each other well or else we just say “Tschüss”
Well, in English. When Adam Young does a cover of a song called Goodbye. Get it? Birds? Cause Owl City?
'go see a therapist, geez'
😂😂
kyawas kaaaayyyaaa eyyy! Hi 😂
0:52 I was trying not to laugh, but I lost it at
“Hey you want me now,”
“Not particularly, no!”
"I AM A GOOD CHEATER" - Hacker
Tooddy says the girl from "BAD GENIUS" (movie) XDD
She is good at cheating in exams. No wonder she a bad genius!!!
**I'm nice to the birds**
"but you have the symptons"
About 3 years to early for coronavirus
"I love you... when I love you"
Woah that is crazy deep...
"You make me mad"
"Feeling mutual"
"I do not think I am crazy"
"Really?"
How to handle you partner anger :
"Okay listen I want a good to relax, I'm nice to the birds and I'm really cool"
What did I ever do to deserve finding this channel?😂😂😂
Well, if one thing is certain, watching this is a good way to relax.
Isabelator 701 and you eat watermelons
Gradually of course.
Jeffrey French Plus you enjoy the watermelons systems.
Something great
“Your success is unsuccessful”
0:58 me when I try to be poetic
1:33 I laughed so hard
“Though I’m close to you”
“Woah”
Me laughing too hard than I should be
Interestingly "I'm nice to birds" in German can be translated into "Ich bin gut zu Vögeln".
But "Ich bin gut zu vögeln" means "I am good to shag"...
Just saying, just saying...
Also, the "Your success is unsuccessfull!" ... ... ... "Bitch?"
Really cracked me up xD
Midnight ...are you german? Because I am XD
Wolfkid99 me too xD
Midnight Gut das ich nicht die einzige bin der das aufgefallen ist😂
That would be hilarious if Google Translate did that once, especially if that happens in a Google Translate Sings.
"Go see a therapist, geez."
"So I'm close to you,"
"Uou-"
That was hilarious!
"Love is a feeling of love""Duh."
Even this makes more sense than what all those performers sing
Well, the special effects for the birds were still better than the ones in Birdemic.