Google Translate Sings: Sam Smith (PARODY)
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Malinda Kathleen Reese *bitch?*
That was from the song I did not call you that
I'm not good at accents but I was sure you were British 😅
Malinda Kathleen Reese i am nice the birds
Yes! You live in D.C.? I didn’t know! Me too!
1:30 "Your success is unsuccessful..."
"🐝tch?!"
Thank you I heard snitch lol
That is my favorite line in this video 😂
Broke The Kid i lost it when i heard that l,mao
xD
I hear b*
"Love is a feeling of... love. "
"You lose time... every time. "
"I love you when... I love you. "
When you try to write something deep...
'People die.. when they're killed. '
Fardifa Alam lol 😂
What a... Fateful example
Fardifa Alam oh shit, the more you know.
the more you feel!
I live when I am alive.
"I cheated on you"
"I'm really cool."
No.
Sami Official To be fair she said “I am a good cheater”, stating that she could cheat well if she wanted to but she never said she actually did...
R/nicegirls in a nutshell
@@elideangeli5098 what she said was "Imagine the truth, I'm a good cheater overnight" which solidates your point
Yes
"Your success is unsuccessful"
"B**CH!"
I died of laughter at that part!!!!!!!
My favorite part i always laugh hard at that part lol
666th like.
OH MY GOD I FORGOT ABOUT THIS
Me too bruh
wait where? did i skip that part by mistake....
Sam Smiths' Hits
1: Living With Me
2: I Know I'm Not Alone
3: I'm Nice To The Birds
Professor X 3 I want a good way to relax
Honestly those actually sound like real song names
Professor X 4:I’m so cool
When I call I child 😂
@@JoeMama-pv1mm
5: i love you when i love you
XD
"Do not think I'm my girlfriend"
I'm gonna tell her...
Copy Cat same
Don't you dare
Nice
@@eddie246 -tells-
But she already knows.
I love how she gets slowly more and more horrified and confused through the video
Evie Romano UwU
Lmao your profile picture is of Eliza Hamilton
Evie Romano is that..... ELIZABETH SCHUYLER HAMILTON???
eliza hamilton I love your pfp 😂
eliza hamilton UwU
How to talk to your crush:
You: You love me.
Crush: no.
You: YOU LOVE ME!
2:56
my crush likes me tho, what do i do
Date them
Wolfy Team
also:
Do you want me now?
Wolfy Team Oh My God this is exactly how to do it 😂😂😂😂😳
Tj Leeper 😂
“Your success is unsuccessful”
*Bitch?*
Died right there!
Malinda: "Your success is unsuccessful."
Other Malinda: "Bitch."
I RARELY BREAK OUT IN LAUGHTER BUT AT THAT PART I LOST IT! 😂😂😂
Lol same
Same, I almost feel out of my chair when she said Bitch!
I love your channel :)
Timestamp?
Loading screen tips be like:
"People die if they are killed."
"Lunchtime is for lunch."
"Love is a feeling of love."
"Your success is unsuccessful."
“I love you when I love you”
"If she gets you she kills you. And if she kills you you're dead!" (From Five Across The Eyes).
You lose time every time
I love you when I love you
“When you eat, you eat”
“When you get hit, you get hit”
“If you die, you die”
“If the door is opened, it is open”
“If you have a gun, press shoot to shoot”
Underrated comment 😂
“I wanna a good way to relax” well... why don’t go to, “Hawaii He He He” sorry for that 🤣
😂😂😂
Meet Cecilia, she seems nice.
ATLANTA WILL BE IMPORTANT FOR THE STUTTGART (all caps)
Well after the traumatic experiance with wondering what you are doing i'm not suprised
No, take me back to the cubans
Lyrics: I'm way too good at goodbyes.
Google Translate: I'm nice to the birds.
IM NICE TO THE BIRDS
sam zuriel but I'm nice to the birbs
I'm nice to the birds
@@xxcoolguyxx3275 Birbs
Android 16 like this element
*Google translate* : “Your success is unsuccessful”
*Malinda* : “B^^^”
😂😂😂
Love is a feeling of...................................love
Addon:
GT: Google Translate M: Malinda
GT/M1: You make me mad
M2 inside: *Cue HL2 memes*
She breaks up with her gf, goes insane, and just wraps it up with “I’m cool”
Legend
If that isnt a way to break up with someone, i dont know what is
"IM NICE TO THE BIRDS"
I don't know why I cracked up there.
me to. we have fallen into the dark abyss of google translate
I actually have birds as pets
It's random and random=funny
Gen z?
@@marloandfriends1159 YOU ARE NICE TO THE BIRDS
"BUT I FOUND IT"
*SIGN* *DIGNITY*
Ah.
XD
So close to 1k dude!
@@emica1427 ua-cam.com/video/E4GYGxykT2I/v-deo.html
Ah.
“Do not think I’m my girlfriend”
The irony
StarsAndSmoke101 =u=
Inspiratial quote of the day.
"They did not find it, now be it"
“But when I call a child I know I’m not alone”
Ummmmmm 😶
69 likes
"Your success is unsuccessful'
-Malinda Kathleen Reese 2017
"Bitch!?"
- Malinda Kathleen Reese 2017
Jazmyn Franklin 😂
Jazmyn Franklin BITCH😂
Uma L 😂
Can't forget about the BITCH part 😂😂😂
*"Do not think I'm my girlfriend"* said Malinda who basically was her own girlfriend xD
Jejska 🤣🤣🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💚😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
hahaahhahaah
XD
soo..
Malinda has cheated on Malinda with Malinda..
seems legit
Kirb Stomp No, Malinda cheated on Malinda with some bird.
"You lose time every time"
That actually make so much sense.
I was about half expecting a line about alien abduction after that one.
"I'm nice to the birds."
In German:
"Ich bin gut zu (den) Vögeln."
But:
"Ich bin gut zu vögeln."
Translates to:
"I'm good in bed."
So it's way funnier as a German!
Well, he cheated overnight--
Autschi! Das hatte ich voll verpeilt. Danke für den nachträglichen Lacher 🤣.
Ahh ich bin immer wieder erstaunt dass ich nicht der einzige deutsche hier bin xd
Hier ist noch ein deutscher
oof das alda lachflash 9000 XD
"Love is a feeling of love"
.........
"Duh?"
😂
"The first rule of Tautology Club is the first rule of Tautology club"
The first beginning rule of Tautology Club is the first rule in a list of rules that contains all of the rules of Tautology club in order and no other rules.
Great acting MKR. It feels so believable that you have cheated on yourself with yourself.
achu11th lol ikr
Lol
Bitch. (she had me rolling with that)
Mama MOB. I had to rewind it to see if I heard it right. XD
>Do not think I'm my girlfriend
Well, clearly, she is.
Me: Hello little birdies!
My Friend: GET THE BIRDS OUT OF HERE
Me: I’m really cool **puts on sunglasses**
JUST MonIKa
oh noes
wheres the deletions tool
That's Snow White but COOL
Just Monika
I love how Malinda doesn’t just sing the lyrics (beautifully) and act them out, she basically tells a story, especially in this one lol.
“Love is a feeling of love” me when I try to make my essays reach the word count.
Last week: "I must marry Korea"
Today: "The Lord knows I have mines"
Are you trying to tell us something?
Three weeks ago: ''When I see my Russia''.
North-Korea and Russia are plotting together confirmed.
No, they are not plotting.
They are getting married, and none of you are invited
Dont forget about "killer Romania"
I think she is a player and a murderer
i forgot about the terrorists
You Lose Time Every Time.
~ Google translate, 2017.
#MINDBLOWN 🤯
3:48 "you have all of the symptoms"
Me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
"you success is unsuccessful"
"BITCH...!"
I'M DYING!!!!
Edit: OMG i've never had so many likes
Thanks :D
Manuel Olmedo SAMEEE
Manuel Olmedo same
Laugh so hard i think i scared my dog
omg same.. lol
I had to pause the video and share it with like 5 friends. I’m still dying.
“But when I call a child I know I’m not alone” that’s one of the scariest and weirdest lines ever
-Roy Moore
The phrase of pedophile l. Just kidding hahahah
Francisco Llamas Gutiérrez that is legit what a mom would say lol
You want to dump me? Well to bad, I HAVE MINES (and birds!)
Hahaha sameeee
“So I’m CLOSE TO YOU”
“W o a h”
Sorry but I died-
"You lose time every time."
Wait a minute.
A minute is time
This is brutal
I'm taking your minute!
Ariana Eilish why would I wait a minute, I’d be losing time
Lost a minute
*_I W A N T A G O O D W A Y T O R E L A X_*
Me too, my dude. Me too.
IRUMI!
"But when i call a child, i know i'm not alone"
'that's creepy'
LoL - this entire video is one of the funniest!! Girl- u seriously lift my spirits!!! You are crazy talented!!
“Love is a feeling of love”
Ah yes
The floor here is made out of floor
Cheating Malinda “I do not think I’m crazy.”
Scorned Malinda “Really?”
So done right now.
"you have to say, im crazy"
okay, your crazy
"I am a good cheater overnight" LAUGHED SO HARD
"I'm way too good at goodbyes" apparently translates into "I want a good way to relax" "I am nice to the birds" and "I am really cool". Can't trust Google.
Anyone get the reference? No? Okay I'll go now
Reference to what?
Seesaw41
Exactly
By the reference do you mean Can't trust Google and it's in another of her videos?
Yes. It was in her “translating the hate comments” video
Wow's opinion, flory jimmy. Cant trust google.
I do not think that I'm crazy
You have to say that I'm crazy.
Your success is unsuccessful.
That was harsh.
Malinda, tell Malinda that your success is well deserved.
“But Wowie, living with me.” Relatable.
"You have to say I'm crazy"
Don't ask twice.
*"yeah."*
"but you have the symptons"
About 3 years to early for coronavirus
Malinda: Love is a feeling of love!
Me: *deep*
Also wow Malinda is cheating on Malinda???
Malinda is cheating on Malinda with Malinda
Oof
@Victor Sosa malinda
Luna straw You kinda missed the joke.
@@sadrackfav no I understand it now
I haven't laugh so hard since "the ball in the sink" "gradually watermelon" and "what am I doing" 😂😂😂
Alex Harizanov what am i doing is still the best
Gradually Watermelon
Oh by the way
COWS CANT BASE CUT ACCIDENTS
Alex Harizanov we all remember gradually watermelon XD
LIGHTS AND LIVING CONDITIONS
Dagmeneer 123 Try to prove that
Nobody:
Not a single soul:
Malinda: Now... *BeEeEEeeEeE* it
0:52 I was trying not to laugh, but I lost it at
“Hey you want me now,”
“Not particularly, no!”
“Children, we do not take an opportunity, it is tragic but its true...”
“I am really cool”
ive never seen sam smith say something so offensive before
“I do not think I’m my girlfriend”
I think that Malinda clone became self aware. The other Malinda clone (the one being cheated on), like most of the other clones does not understand they are the same person
I ha that too when i was a kid
Which one is the real Malinda??!
@Ramya N obviously
You just gave these google translate videos lore
“Your success is unsuccessful”
"They did not find it"
"Find what?"
The body DUH.
So basically, she had a breakup and is calling children who comfort her, but then she gets tired of all that, and wants to relax, be one with nature, and make friends with birds.
I should stop watching these when everyones asleep, its too hard not to laugh 😂
Freya Mellor me too!!
Freya Siobhan same when I stay up late I begin finding stuff I wouldn't find funny but somehow laugh my head off! 😂
Same
Freya Siobhan OMG! THANK YOU FOR USING THE RIGHT ‘TO’!
Me tooooooooooooooooo
Her: " when I am my girlfriend". Everyone else: is she talking in third person or acting as two pplz??
Malinda: "I always sing"
Other Malinda: "Yeah, you gonna stop?"
10/10 me and my brother (I'm Malinda 1 and my brother is Malinda 2)
For me, my brother is Malinda 1 and I'm Malinda 2 😂
I'm Malinda 1 and my sister's Malinda 2. This is me whenever I sing a musical song.
Same for me, that was exactly my thought 😂😂😂
*"I WANT A GOOD WAY TO RELAX"*
Me too other Malinda
i lose it every time when she starts screaming "WHY ARE THERE BIRDS!?!?!"
“Though I’m close to you”
“Woah”
Me laughing too hard than I should be
“I’m nice to the birds”
*birds fly in*
It’s like snowwhite xD
"Why am I crazy about your work?"
Uh because it's hilarious.
"You lose time everytime".
Wow thats deep.
"I do not think I am crazy"
"Really?"
Even this makes more sense than what all those performers sing
"Love is a feeling of love"
*Duh*
Lmfaoooooooo XD
Love is a feeling of love. Wow that’s deep
Sarcastic Baby Mountain Goat "I love you when I love you."
MCmaster2014 deep af
You lose time every time.
Your success is unsuccessful
I agree, so deep
So I'm close to you
Woah.
**Me interacting with people**
"There is no chance for children but sad, but it is right"😂😂😂 I'm dying and "when i call a child i know i am not alone"
I can’t wait to see you on a sitcom or something. Your comedic acting is on point
I second that! She is incredibly funny! and amazingly talented.
I watch this video mostly for the acting 😂 the singing's amazing too of course, as always
i love your pfp!
1:03 here goes the WOWIE again
Paolo Lumontod its returned again in one day I'll fly away
Me: So I'm close to you!
My Boyfriend: Woah.
I’m the greatest of all
They left and left the Earth
"but when I call a child"
Me: ... Hello 911
"Im worried every day"
Me: ME TOO you know teachers are like a magic 8 ball THERE SI UNPREDICTABLE
"I'm the greatest of all"
Me: WOAH ego is at s all time high seek shelter
"I am really cool"
Me: ......... I'm out
Says Malinda to Malinda
Malinda: "your success is unsuccessful."
Malinda: "bitch"
So I’m close to you.
Woah.
Lol 😂
xXMadzimooXx I was laughing so much hahaha
Can we get 5,000 subs with no videos ? Same my fav part
“Huh?”
... I’m biscuits
'go see a therapist, geez'
😂😂
kyawas kaaaayyyaaa eyyy! Hi 😂
Your success is unsuccessful.
Man, that’s deep.
Roxi Macalister then straight after
“Bitch” xD
2:36
“So im close to you”
“wOaH”
Q: What is the best way to breake up with your girlfriend?
Me: **this video**
"There is no chance for children, but sad, but it's right" was my favourite line, poor children.
Haha definitely true with Brexit, Trump and climate change flying around...
But I'm a child...
"But I found it!" (My dignity) :D
Ah.
"I want a good way to relax"
Yes, watching you cheated on yourself is a very good way to relax, Malinda
Why is no one talking about how pretty her voice is?!
Molly Main she should be trying out for American Idol or The Voice
So in thriller you wanted to educate us on animal cruelty and now you let us know you're nice to the birds. It's good to stand up for something that's important to you 😂😂
The River
Don't forget environmentalist Pocahontas!
MyMusicalSide22 gradually watermelon
In every song the environment is positively affected for some reason... oh and also children and politics.
"But i still want to love" "THAT IS NOT HOW THAT WORKS!! Who with!?"
"Love is a feeling of love!" "... Duh."
I could type hilarious MKR/Translator Fails all day and there still be more... Bye, i'm going to go watch another MKR video now, probably a Moana one.
OOH! ONE MORE! "I'm... really cool!" lololol i died when i listened to this song.
"The beginning sounds like a breakup conversation"
Yes, because I bring mines to a breakup conversation 1:36
"There is no chance for children"
I might be gender stereotyping but by the looks of things you got that spot on
How would that be a sterotype its just a fact lol
It’s sam smith, there is no logic when it comes to gender here
Will why did I think that a youtube comment section about Sam Smith would just be decent and accepting for once ://////
They could always adopt
I'm just.. I lost it at "I'm nice to the birds" LITERALLY means "Ich bin gut zu Vögeln." In slang means: I'm good/easy to fuck. Language is awesome! Greetings from Germany!
Dafür müsste eigentlich das ,,the,, fehlen damit es stimmt
@@tomd.9217 Ne nicht wirklich weil man könnte ja auch sagen Ich bin gut zum vögeln.
Oh, it gets better. In Italian, 'uccello' (italian for bird) is a slang word for penis. So in Italian saying 'I'm nice to the birds' can be interpreted as 'I'm nice to the dicks' XD
Isn't language FUN, kids?!
What the frick german..........
**I'm nice to the birds**
This channel is so underrated
I just found your videos, and its like finding gold, I laugh so much I choke and stop breathing! That is rare for me, I don't do the whole laughing out loud for real thing much, I do with yours! Before I watched this I watched the Thriller song one, you were recommended to me, its about time they recommended something I actually like!
"You make me mad"
"Feeling mutual"
You've found your dignity... Now you've lost it again.
When she said "I'm worried everyday" I felt that.
"I'm Nice To The Birds" is oddly catchy...
Edit: 2:03