HAMILTON according to GOOGLE TRANSLATE

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  • @just_lex1626
    @just_lex1626 4 роки тому +3701

    “He DiEd.”
    “SPOILERS”
    History books: Oop-

    • @tacodeguafleconmaciza3767
      @tacodeguafleconmaciza3767 4 роки тому +11

      And i dont want be in the cool

    • @just_lex1626
      @just_lex1626 4 роки тому +6

      Omg I just randomly posted this comment thinking nothing of it 4 months ago....
      JeSuS ThaTs A LoT Of LiKes (thanks!)

    • @tsriketwm7274
      @tsriketwm7274 4 роки тому +5

      No refund fees

    • @projectkepleren
      @projectkepleren 4 роки тому

      smh Manga reader

    • @IamLeoValdez
      @IamLeoValdez 2 місяці тому

      Hamilton very good go watch it again

  • @alexlovermoon5852
    @alexlovermoon5852 5 років тому +15935

    “What’s your name my cheater?”
    *Eliza crying in the corner with a match and burning paper*

  • @kaisinnott6774
    @kaisinnott6774 4 роки тому +8611

    Imagine going to see Hamilton in another country, and the entire play being about a dude named Alexander lukashenko

    • @viridia1526
      @viridia1526 4 роки тому +468

      Alexander lukashenko being the past president of Belarus

    • @kaisinnott6774
      @kaisinnott6774 4 роки тому +248

      @@viridia1526 lol, I wonder why these Americans care about past Belarusian leaders so much

    • @sullivanbitzan3431
      @sullivanbitzan3431 4 роки тому +50

      It would be in Britain

    • @tric0art
      @tric0art 4 роки тому +192

      I think you're mistaken, it is clearly said their name is not Alexander Lukashenko

    • @tikvahlanz6335
      @tikvahlanz6335 4 роки тому +75

      Even worse, Hamilton Alaska

  • @tigerwolf2243
    @tigerwolf2243 3 роки тому +1396

    "There is a lot of baldness and bribery."
    This song really is about Alexandar Lukashenko

    • @Lilyofthevalleyisgood
      @Lilyofthevalleyisgood 2 роки тому +9

      Ah yes Eastern European dictator has been found in North America in a painting replacing Alexander Hamilton from 1776

    • @iantaakalla8180
      @iantaakalla8180 2 роки тому +34

      Alexander Lukashenko is a time lord

    • @AlinaAniretake
      @AlinaAniretake 2 роки тому +29

      @@Lilyofthevalleyisgood petty dictator, not leader. Don't make mistakes like that, if you don't want to insult those who hate him.

    • @Lilyofthevalleyisgood
      @Lilyofthevalleyisgood 2 роки тому +7

      @@AlinaAniretake changed it

    • @Edward-cb5fc
      @Edward-cb5fc Рік тому +7

      "My name is not Alexander Lukashenko" I guess so.

  • @riviata2843
    @riviata2843 6 років тому +7409

    "WE HAVE TO COPE WITH HIM"
    "AND ME? IM GOING TO DIE"
    IM DYING AND SOBBING LMAO

    • @youtubechicken120
      @youtubechicken120 6 років тому +49

      Anna Jung I'm trying to do a try not to laugh challenge and If I laugh I have to restart

    • @theowl6x397
      @theowl6x397 6 років тому +90

      The "Am I? I'm going to die" has me laughing so hard HeLP

    • @mahog_mog
      @mahog_mog 6 років тому +13

      667’th like... I’m sorry Satan my lord

    • @420juice
      @420juice 6 років тому +15

      Hope Perschino It's so sad because Laurens dies T^T

    • @musicprincess9747
      @musicprincess9747 6 років тому +13

      Accurate to the point it hurts bc it's too funny XD

  • @superchar4592
    @superchar4592 4 роки тому +3460

    “My name is not Alexander Lukunshako”
    *no lies detected*

  • @oneupglitch2582
    @oneupglitch2582 4 роки тому +4698

    "My name is not Alexander Lukashenko"
    It sure isn't.

    • @deomvii
      @deomvii 3 роки тому +104

      At least it got that right

    • @monosrijamajumder7801
      @monosrijamajumder7801 3 роки тому +132

      Of course it's not. It's obviously Hamilton Alaska

    • @lumity6269
      @lumity6269 3 роки тому +52

      @@monosrijamajumder7801 of course, that’s why the musical is called Alaska

    • @akish302
      @akish302 3 роки тому +55

      @@lumity6269 Alaska: A Slightly Less American Musical

    • @lumity6269
      @lumity6269 3 роки тому +11

      @@akish302 ah yes

  • @juliadeoliveirasp
    @juliadeoliveirasp Рік тому +241

    I feel that Google Translate understood the essence of the musical
    "I am very crazy"
    "Whats your name, my cheater?"
    perfection!

    • @Idkmate_
      @Idkmate_ 5 місяців тому +9

      Don't forget the part it said he dies and then no refund fees

  • @alexisstephenson7313
    @alexisstephenson7313 5 років тому +11807

    “I have a million of mistakes”
    “ what’s your name cheater?”
    Are we sure Eliza didn’t write this

    • @seineevee
      @seineevee 5 років тому +370

      You can never be sure

    • @helen4673
      @helen4673 5 років тому +119

      I agree

    • @alec5373
      @alec5373 5 років тому +96

      No words.

    • @jacqo4428
      @jacqo4428 5 років тому +87

      idk but seems like it

    • @duck_____
      @duck_____ 5 років тому +35

      Yes

  • @enriquewood4699
    @enriquewood4699 7 років тому +2679

    Hamilton: "Half-dead sittin' in their own sick, the scent thick"
    Google translate: Bacon, spices.

    • @alicep5475
      @alicep5475 7 років тому +97

      seems legit to me tbh

    • @FiveFoxesInATrenchcoat
      @FiveFoxesInATrenchcoat 7 років тому +168

      Enrique Wood Original: Me? I trusted him
      Google Translate: Now? With the mamas.

    • @ink8027
      @ink8027 7 років тому +116

      And everything nice.
      These are the ingredients to create the perfect Alexander Lukashenko

    • @alicep5475
      @alicep5475 7 років тому +81

      But Lin Manuel Miranda accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction - literary disaster...

    • @cari.suiti99
      @cari.suiti99 7 років тому +25

      I died with the replies, lol

  • @atlas8646
    @atlas8646 5 років тому +8975

    “What is your name, my cheater?”
    “I have sinned many things”
    *The Reynolds Pamphlet has entered the chat*

    • @shortboi2545
      @shortboi2545 5 років тому +190

      *alexander leaves the chat*

    • @panickbee
      @panickbee 5 років тому +146

      *tears enters the chat*

    • @mahirukoizumi6031
      @mahirukoizumi6031 5 років тому +156

      *Upset Eliza has enetered the chat*

    • @Kiratat
      @Kiratat 5 років тому +140

      *jefferson has entered the chat*

    • @panickbee
      @panickbee 5 років тому +148

      *Poor life decisions has entered the chat*

  • @Riatheriichu
    @Riatheriichu 2 роки тому +133

    3:47
    “We have to cope with him” -everyone in Hamilton
    “Am I? I’m going to die” -Phillip, Laurens, Hamilton, you name them.
    “Now? With the mamas” -Burr during “winters ball” and “the Schuyler sisters”
    “Now? He liked it” -M Reynolds
    “Am I? I am very crazy” -King Gorge
    Yes I just did that.

    • @kidkrowtaylor.ৎ
      @kidkrowtaylor.ৎ 2 роки тому +10

      Am I? I am very crazy!
      King George III and A. Burr

    • @bubbykins4864
      @bubbykins4864 Рік тому

      To be fair, the mental health of King George III was already declining during the war caused by Parliament mildly increasing taxes _because_ of debts racked up during a war, which was only exacerbated by the result of the War of Hypocritical Tax Evasion.

    • @IamLeoValdez
      @IamLeoValdez 2 місяці тому

      Do you still like Hamilton?

  • @star2138
    @star2138 5 років тому +4295

    Mom, Can we get Hamilton?
    Mom: We have Hamilton at home.
    Hamilton at home:

    • @star2138
      @star2138 5 років тому +53

      But realy this is AMAZING (not my comment the song is)

    • @chaotik_katastrofik
      @chaotik_katastrofik 4 роки тому +64

      Lukashenko*

    • @0ct0s
      @0ct0s 4 роки тому +21

      Um...... You can't get Hamilton but if you can you must be rich as heck!

    • @jenna8091
      @jenna8091 4 роки тому +10

      the potterhead I wish I could go!

    • @0ct0s
      @0ct0s 4 роки тому +7

      Asxrid...... I saw Hamilton....😑

  • @juliadiaz3761
    @juliadiaz3761 7 років тому +15625

    "We have to cope with him" is literally Alexander's relationship with everyone.

    • @gretep
      @gretep 7 років тому +313

      Julia Díaz except Laurens. But Laurens died early

    • @juliadiaz3761
      @juliadiaz3761 6 років тому +114

      Grete P Why do you think he died???

    • @evafields7508
      @evafields7508 5 років тому +161

      Except Laurens....
      He sings "Satisfied" whenever he's depressed that Eliza got his love...
      Oof

    • @EJthephoenix
      @EJthephoenix 5 років тому +12

      Julia Díaz I know

    • @hayde158
      @hayde158 5 років тому +42

      Julia Díaz Think he died? Sorry ma dude he DID die

  • @Ledwards007
    @Ledwards007 4 роки тому +3413

    The fact that John Laurens said the “Alcoholics are very wise,” and he’s drunk like half of the musical

  • @skz_143_iloveyou
    @skz_143_iloveyou 3 роки тому +484

    "What's your name, my cheater?"
    "I have sinned many things."
    "I have a million mistakes"
    I'm pretty sure this was from Eliza, not Google Translate

    • @eeng17
      @eeng17 Рік тому +17

      Yes definitely

  • @EstEsreil
    @EstEsreil 4 роки тому +4129

    “We have to cope with him.”
    “Am I? I'm going to die.”
    They aren't wrong.

    • @chameleonconfusion7055
      @chameleonconfusion7055 4 роки тому +29

      hi baguette. i ate you yesterday with ham as a sandwich.

    • @ivy177
      @ivy177 4 роки тому +84

      Yea and the “and I? I am very crazy”

    • @thefifthspirit814
      @thefifthspirit814 4 роки тому +9

      Oh no 666...😱😯

    • @alloreon4338
      @alloreon4338 4 роки тому +47

      "Now, with the Mamas"

    • @ottah483
      @ottah483 4 роки тому +30

      @@alloreon4338 “Now, he liked it”
      Okay........

  • @noblethenewt
    @noblethenewt 5 років тому +2222

    “Alcoholics are very wise”
    Said the alcoholic

  • @SarcasticCupcake223
    @SarcasticCupcake223 4 роки тому +1560

    Burr: "what's your name man?"
    google translate: "Alexander Lukashenko"
    just imagining Lin-Manuel Miranda singing "Alexander Lukashenko" in a serious tone is hilarious to me

    • @David_Thompson
      @David_Thompson 4 роки тому +56

      Let's hope he will soon be the ex-president of Belarus after the biggest demonstration ever in the capital Minsk yesterday!

    • @theunreadyone
      @theunreadyone 4 роки тому +32

      Alexander Lukashenko. President of Belarus, Founding father

    • @lilywalker7499
      @lilywalker7499 4 роки тому +6

      omg yes

    • @lizzychin2911
      @lizzychin2911 4 роки тому +6

      @@theunreadyone lol

    • @wakemeupOUTSIDE
      @wakemeupOUTSIDE 4 роки тому +23

      his name is *not* Alexander Lukashenko
      and he has sinned many things.

  • @kzali901
    @kzali901 Рік тому +35

    "Alexander Lukashenko" Killed me- :'DDD
    "Five year old and his debt was debt."
    America: **Sweating**

  • @almond_orchid8185
    @almond_orchid8185 5 років тому +8656

    “What’s your name, my cheater?”
    “And I have sinned, many things.”
    “He died.”
    “He never gets to relax.”
    “We have to cope with him.”
    Guys, I’m pretty sure google translate has seen Hamilton.

    • @jylewy4174
      @jylewy4174 4 роки тому +401

      Literally the storyline from other people's POV

    • @dearestlilith
      @dearestlilith 4 роки тому +59

      @@jylewy4174 yess

    • @snipeshot1401
      @snipeshot1401 4 роки тому +195

      That’s not even mentioning the ‘ baldness and bribery’

    • @ali-wf8iy
      @ali-wf8iy 4 роки тому +30

      I'm not surprised

    • @sashabrauen
      @sashabrauen 4 роки тому +14

      Kat Reeves Kroff lol

  • @npc_combine_s
    @npc_combine_s 4 роки тому +2247

    Me: "who is Alexander Lukashenko?"
    *searches Alexander Lukashenko*
    Alexander Lukashenko is the president of Belarus.
    Me: *visible confusion*

    • @stevenbobbybills
      @stevenbobbybills 4 роки тому +195

      HE'S ACTUALLY GONNA BE PRESIDENT NOW
      actually gonna be president now

    • @yurivillanueva9337
      @yurivillanueva9337 4 роки тому +146

      Everyone: **tries to make a character for Alexander Lukashenko**
      Belarussians: *I AM FOUR PARALLEL UNIVERSES AHEAD OF YOU*

    • @Maya-ph7ds
      @Maya-ph7ds 4 роки тому +35

      @@stevenbobbybills Thats one more thing to worry about,
      oNe mOrE tHiNg tO wOrRy AbOuTtTTT!

    • @sophiesilver5284
      @sophiesilver5284 4 роки тому +20

      Steven Bobby Bills I CAME AS SOON AS I HEARD!

    • @SoLongSoph
      @SoLongSoph 4 роки тому +22

      Sophie Silver *angelica*
      All the way from Iceland? DAMN

  • @cyberneticsquid-godofmassd3759
    @cyberneticsquid-godofmassd3759 4 роки тому +2138

    "there is a lot of baldness and bribery"
    Basically Hamilton in a nutshell

    • @xoxo-bu2cu
      @xoxo-bu2cu 3 роки тому +58

      More like burr

    • @alexan2717
      @alexan2717 2 роки тому +69

      Just American politics in general

    • @wierdalien1
      @wierdalien1 2 роки тому +4

      No not really

    • @BritishMotherfucker
      @BritishMotherfucker Рік тому +1

      @@alexan2717 Quite frankly

    • @AbsoluteEgg
      @AbsoluteEgg Рік тому +4

      burr, george eacker, george washington, james madison, hercules mulligan, and some people in ensemble

  • @crwmother1576
    @crwmother1576 2 роки тому +34

    I listened to this before listening to the actual one and for some reason I just cant get over this one

  • @quixotic9189
    @quixotic9189 5 років тому +2079

    My favorite founding father is Alexander Lukashenko. He was also formally referred to as Hamilton Alaska

  • @ashellofitsformerself5805
    @ashellofitsformerself5805 5 років тому +2673

    "Then there is a lot of baldness and bribery."
    Wow, just calling Burr and James Reynolds out like that.

    • @violet7670
      @violet7670 5 років тому +25

      Aki Animations ...
      *t r u e-*

    • @riiael
      @riiael 5 років тому +59

      George washingmachine and the doctor in stay alive reprise

    • @user-fm6kn9ec4c
      @user-fm6kn9ec4c 5 років тому +18

      @@riiael *Whoregay Washingmachine

    • @felixharrell4791
      @felixharrell4791 5 років тому +5

      Aki Animations yesssssd

    • @akushibou
      @akushibou 5 років тому +4

      Wheeze-

  • @heiwaa115
    @heiwaa115 3 роки тому +815

    "I'm the damn fool that shot him"
    Google translate: So basically you're saying "I am very crazy."

    • @SwagPizza
      @SwagPizza 3 роки тому +37

      *Me BeFoRe I wAtChEd HaMiLtOn*

    • @spenceraucoin4706
      @spenceraucoin4706 2 роки тому +4

      This line here was by far the best because how well it fit while not fitting at all

  • @Thomas_H._Smith
    @Thomas_H._Smith 11 місяців тому +23

    POV: You came to revisit this because Malinda said this was her favorite video.

  • @boredreader2177
    @boredreader2177 5 років тому +1221

    No one:
    My last three brain cells: *put the spoon in a sacred place, connected to the brain*

    • @remy8397
      @remy8397 4 роки тому +6

      lol

    • @leah7348
      @leah7348 4 роки тому +23

      Why did this make me burst out laughing 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @ninilolapopoola8644
      @ninilolapopoola8644 4 роки тому +3

      This made me laugh so hard!

    • @icnetal4826
      @icnetal4826 4 роки тому +3

      Literally read at the same time she sang it

    • @icnetal4826
      @icnetal4826 4 роки тому +1

      I know what. Ur talking about

  • @nessa31320
    @nessa31320 4 роки тому +3206

    John Laurens said “Alcoholics are very wise” but he’s drunk half the musics-WAIT

    • @IDoStuffIsAwsome
      @IDoStuffIsAwsome 4 роки тому +147

      WAIT A DANG MINUTE YOU JUST ADDED A WHOLE OTHER LAYER TO THIS

    • @stevemcinerney2105
      @stevemcinerney2105 4 роки тому +86

      And alex likes to leave his mother

    • @nawarb.4226
      @nawarb.4226 4 роки тому +128

      Drunk for half the musical and dead for the other half. And later he literally says "I am going to die"

    • @dumbass-kun7956
      @dumbass-kun7956 3 роки тому +17

      Wait-

    • @totallyjokers
      @totallyjokers 3 роки тому +11

      Hol up-

  • @jackmanistan5520
    @jackmanistan5520 4 роки тому +768

    Me: Mammy, can we see Hamilton?
    Mammy: We have Hamilton at home
    Hamilton at home:

  • @_LemonLimeade_
    @_LemonLimeade_ 3 роки тому +155

    Hamilton in a nutshell:
    “Then there is a lot of baldness and bribery.”
    “What’s your name, my cheater?”
    “He died.”
    “You can never relax!”
    “He does not like the world, yes.”
    “We have to cope with him.”
    “I am very crazy.”

    • @HenryGray-sy4pu
      @HenryGray-sy4pu 7 місяців тому +2

      Pretty accurate.

    • @Idkmate_
      @Idkmate_ 5 місяців тому +1

      Take a fall and send it to the government

  • @jadynbeech338
    @jadynbeech338 6 років тому +2339

    *"what's your name, my cheater"*
    Painfully accurate

  • @voidlessvoid6206
    @voidlessvoid6206 4 роки тому +2099

    "You cannot ever relax"
    "What's your name, my cheater"
    "He died"
    All accurate.

    • @rbmendezfn
      @rbmendezfn 4 роки тому +66

      Also when Laurens said he was going to die.

    • @ethanchen2396
      @ethanchen2396 4 роки тому +24

      Uh oh, spoilers

    • @Maya-ph7ds
      @Maya-ph7ds 4 роки тому +46

      @@ethanchen2396 "uh oh, but little does he know"
      "HiS dAuGhTeRs, pEgGy, AnGeLiCa, EliZA!"

    • @babybear7081
      @babybear7081 4 роки тому +17

      The first song pretty much goes through the whole plot. That’s all you have to listen to

    • @voidlessvoid6206
      @voidlessvoid6206 4 роки тому +8

      @@babybear7081 yea i... know...
      I've listened to the entire soundtrack a couple times lol

  • @crowoverhead
    @crowoverhead 5 років тому +1903

    "By being a lot smarter"
    Translate: "Alcoholics are very wise"

    • @kitatronic2463
      @kitatronic2463 5 років тому +75

      *pounds three shots of whiskey* I mean not wrong

    • @Shittingbricks1111
      @Shittingbricks1111 5 років тому +32

      Said the alcoholic

    • @zradysis08
      @zradysis08 5 років тому +7

      kay ferguell iLLumiNati ConFiRmEd

    • @ilanahossain3243
      @ilanahossain3243 5 років тому +12

      Jacksepticeye: *Downs scotch* Ya got your shit right

    • @evedaser24
      @evedaser24 5 років тому +13

      RAISE A GLASS TO FREEDOM~
      ...
      It's not wrong, if you can call Hamilton wise...

  • @argos_lucien
    @argos_lucien 3 роки тому +77

    Laurens after getting drunk at a bar and inspiring Alex to do a revolutionary speech:
    "Alcoholics are very wise"

  • @rebeccama7672
    @rebeccama7672 3 роки тому +1820

    "HE DIED!"
    Well, that was a serious spoiler, I'm gonna see if I can refund these...
    "NO REFUND FEES"
    O-ookay...

    • @lydiatrost6091
      @lydiatrost6091 3 роки тому +36

      Yeah, a SERIOUS spoiler, its not like everyone dies eventually lol

    • @Just_A_Rando29
      @Just_A_Rando29 3 роки тому +14

      @@lydiatrost6091 SHHHHHHHHHH

    • @annamauer5011
      @annamauer5011 3 роки тому +26

      And then I learned that diabetes wasn’t even for sale like that’s why I came! Like, if their not going to sell diabetes then I deserve a refund!!

    • @lunarlunar9397
      @lunarlunar9397 3 роки тому +7

      I mean in the original song they literally told you who killed him and how, so-

    • @randomguyhere6061
      @randomguyhere6061 3 роки тому +3

      At least we now know the treatment for planet

  • @julia970y6v
    @julia970y6v 3 роки тому +789

    Alexander Hamilton got so pissed at losing the election he moved to Belarus, changed his last name, and became dictator.

    • @Brain_CellsAre_Lost
      @Brain_CellsAre_Lost 2 роки тому +29

      This video in a nut shell:

    • @mrcommenter5473
      @mrcommenter5473 2 роки тому +10

      Alexander Hamilton didn’t run in 2000

    • @VelveTago
      @VelveTago 2 роки тому +19

      i actully believed this before searched alexander lukashenko up.

    • @NotOfficialLuna
      @NotOfficialLuna 2 роки тому +2

      and drowned in the toilet apparently

  • @asterwashere
    @asterwashere 6 років тому +893

    “We have to cope with him.”
    “And me? I’m going to die.”
    “And I have sinned many things.”
    THESE LINES ARE SO ACCURATE

  • @cheese-and-ricemooney7487
    @cheese-and-ricemooney7487 3 роки тому +22

    The best thing about this translation is that while a lot of phrases don't fit a lot of them instead fit so well with the song which make it even more funny, example being 3:08 until 3:14 even if it feel more like he was forced to not "relax" it still fit with the "you never learned to take your time" XD

  • @sintabonchonchenov2764
    @sintabonchonchenov2764 4 роки тому +1536

    I'm crying
    Mulligan and Lafayette: we fought with him
    Jefferson and Madison: we have to cope with him

  • @rawanalqaysi6718
    @rawanalqaysi6718 5 років тому +2591

    The title should have been “google translate reveals many hidden secrets of the American history”
    And also
    “You can log into New York”

    • @sunnysideofthings
      @sunnysideofthings 5 років тому +45

      Google Translate Reveals many hidden secrets of the American History | You can log into New York! | NOT CLICKBAIT

    • @jay_mem
      @jay_mem 5 років тому +16

      rosemarii now all you need to do is uppercase every letter and then you got yourself an amazing title

    • @lpsgiveaways6953
      @lpsgiveaways6953 5 років тому +15

      Sorry, but "diabetes is not for sale."
      😂😂😂

    • @mrsneeze903
      @mrsneeze903 5 років тому +6

      @@jay_mem no you uppercase every OTHER letter then you got yourself an even more amazing title

    • @jimothy2361
      @jimothy2361 5 років тому +5

      Lukashenko as a founding father is a bit terrifying if you know who Alexander Lukashenko is

  • @kellimshaver
    @kellimshaver 4 роки тому +2457

    "Put the spoon in the sacred place connected to the brain" ... I think that's exactly how Google Translate writes these lyrics.

    • @dr.doctor9123
      @dr.doctor9123 4 роки тому +8

      O my god ure right

    • @dartthenightlight3840
      @dartthenightlight3840 4 роки тому +12

      *gt has become aware*

    • @Ready_Yeet
      @Ready_Yeet 3 роки тому +4

      666

    • @kumaahito3927
      @kumaahito3927 3 роки тому +14

      Hmm... Does it mean the mouth is a sacred place, or something nastier? LMFAO
      (And yeah, I'm absolutely not wasting my time instead of writing my assignment...)

    • @akish302
      @akish302 3 роки тому +4

      That line kinda slaps tho

  • @frogiby246
    @frogiby246 3 роки тому +80

    I was watching this with my friend and we literally fell over laughing and wheezing at “drowned in the toilet”. That’s child humor for you

  • @willa.r..b
    @willa.r..b 4 роки тому +1215

    I’m pretty sure either Eliza is writing this or google translate has seen hamilton

    • @thornless_flora
      @thornless_flora 4 роки тому +43

      I'm willing to say that Google Translate meet Hamilton in person and is just dropping clues in it's glee.

  • @LoganAllec
    @LoganAllec 3 роки тому +2504

    no apology is necessary for this

    • @hxny_comb6493
      @hxny_comb6493 3 роки тому +20

      @Arsly _GachaGacha no Lin needs to for not making this amazing Hamiltonian

    • @veeaxi6000
      @veeaxi6000 3 роки тому +5

      Wow second reply on a verified person

    • @arstotzka333
      @arstotzka333 3 роки тому

      Why are there so little replies?

    • @fortnitelover24
      @fortnitelover24 3 роки тому

      *the baby is a man-*

    • @00imz
      @00imz 3 роки тому +2

      @@hxny_comb6493 Lukashenko*

  • @sphiephillips
    @sphiephillips 4 роки тому +562

    burr: **saying that he’s sick of people calling him a murderer and insane in ‘the world was wide enough’**
    google translate burr: “and i? i am VERY crazy!”

  • @andpad8380
    @andpad8380 2 роки тому +21

    3:05 oh believe me, we are NOT waiting for the event

  • @sass-parilla3852
    @sass-parilla3852 5 років тому +441

    “Bacon”
    Me: * giggles *
    “... spice”
    Me: * laughs hysterically *

  • @exilley2134
    @exilley2134 5 років тому +730

    “What’s your name, my cheater?”
    “You will never rest”
    *Guys, I think Google Translate is trying to tell us something*

  • @sydc.4766
    @sydc.4766 5 років тому +454

    “We have to cope with him”
    “What’s your name my cheater?”
    And “there was a lot of baldness and bribery”
    Yup that pretty much sums it up.

  • @Mollieslay
    @Mollieslay 3 роки тому +16

    I love how ironic it is that it says “interestingly you do not have to wait” when the original lyrics are “just you wait, just you wait.”

  • @thepersonwhohasnovideos6052
    @thepersonwhohasnovideos6052 7 років тому +4514

    "you can never relax" LITERALLY THE OPPOSITE OF WHAT EVERYONE IN HAMILTONS SAYS OTHER THAN HAMILTON HIMSELF

    • @eden4977
      @eden4977 7 років тому +175

      _WHY DO YOU ALWAYS WRITE LIKE YOU'RE RUNNING OUT OF TIME_

    • @trashmammal_7
      @trashmammal_7 7 років тому +49

      Nekai write Day and Night like you're running out of time

    • @eden4977
      @eden4977 7 років тому +27

      Majken Eriksson why do you always write like you're running out of time is a line from hamilton-

    • @ellanaphin6693
      @ellanaphin6693 7 років тому +29

      Nekai I think they got that...they followed it with the next line

    • @eden4977
      @eden4977 7 років тому +20

      Ella Naphin oh nvm then i was just being stupid

  • @alieenzz
    @alieenzz 4 роки тому +2636

    “What’s your name cheater?”
    *Eliza is typing...*

  • @heathertdi2941
    @heathertdi2941 4 роки тому +1208

    "So what's your fave musical?"
    Me:Lukashenko.

    • @notcool4801
      @notcool4801 4 роки тому +17

      Lots of practice, just like Lafayette rapping in Guns and Ships

    • @casualcyberguy1314
      @casualcyberguy1314 4 роки тому +27

      A belarusian musical

    • @sophiesilver5284
      @sophiesilver5284 4 роки тому +12

      Nonononoon it’s Alaska, his name *IS* *NOT* Alexander Lukashenko

    • @notcool4801
      @notcool4801 4 роки тому +6

      @@sophiesilver5284 Alaska Lukashenko

    • @imUnkreaTive
      @imUnkreaTive 4 роки тому +4

      Ok the Lukaschenko thing hasn’t aged well

  • @kitten1602
    @kitten1602 2 роки тому +27

    So
    Karrie Curry, an unstable man pretending to be Alexander Lukashenko and Hamilton Alaska, was an engineer, making a great car, and expert on technology. He often performed scams and hacks. Eventually he hacked into New York to pull off his greatest plan. A spoon connected to his brain controlled the entire internet. He was sitting in a restaurant after killing someone by drowning them in the toilet. People began catching on and Cali decided to poison his dish with something that would make him feel like he was eating fire as he died. However, when he died the whole world's internet went down along with a few people working as waiters and waitresses in the restaurant.

    • @kitten1602
      @kitten1602 2 роки тому +4

      He also highly values education for some reason.

    • @Itmedontask
      @Itmedontask Рік тому +2

      Gorgeous

  • @lilli2937
    @lilli2937 6 років тому +331

    'We have to cope with him' was the most accurate Lyric ever

    • @quin9984
      @quin9984 6 років тому +2

      Silver Morningstar yep

  • @nightinggayle4397
    @nightinggayle4397 6 років тому +1435

    "He died" *SPOILERS*
    my FRACKIN *HEART*

    • @xluiii
      @xluiii 6 років тому +18

      Its fckin history lmaooooo

    • @Los_HermanitosCruz
      @Los_HermanitosCruz 5 років тому +12

      2:22

    • @stevielu586
      @stevielu586 5 років тому +3

      Nighting Gayle lol

    • @virtue1993
      @virtue1993 5 років тому +2

      You watched the whole thing didn't you? Don't worry, you're not alone

    • @mynameadehsenpai4178
      @mynameadehsenpai4178 5 років тому +2

      So does his son and his sister in law

  • @sunflower_draws6924
    @sunflower_draws6924 6 років тому +2391

    Alexander Lukeshanko?
    Alexander Alaska?

    • @y4ch1
      @y4ch1 6 років тому +35

      sunflower_draws Hamilton Alaska 😂

    • @galaxiegoddess
      @galaxiegoddess 6 років тому +62

      But his name is NOT Alexander Lukenshako

    • @madonnad2258
      @madonnad2258 6 років тому +38

      Name of this cheater is Alexander Lukashenko but he is not Alexander Lukashenko

    • @candyjam4027
      @candyjam4027 6 років тому +10

      Sikanderas?

    • @aurelius_varro
      @aurelius_varro 6 років тому +31

      Alexander Lukashenko, like the president of Belarus

  • @nat.morgan
    @nat.morgan 2 роки тому +18

    Can we just say what a good actor she is? Like kudos to her

  • @mikabugg
    @mikabugg 4 роки тому +785

    “his debt is debt“
    Why, yes, this floor here is a floor

    • @Kingbutwithexclamationpoint
      @Kingbutwithexclamationpoint 4 роки тому +10

      I laughed so hard at this comment

    • @mkeeney03
      @mkeeney03 4 роки тому +5

      @@Kingbutwithexclamationpoint me too XD

    • @howdy_smai
      @howdy_smai 4 роки тому +6

      And lunch time is for lunch

    • @asafupps
      @asafupps 4 роки тому +10

      Every sixty seconds in Africa a minute passes

    • @asafupps
      @asafupps 4 роки тому +6

      Kirby With a Knife We know... that’s why they said it......?

  • @Imegal
    @Imegal 5 років тому +3752

    So his name is
    Alexander Lukashenko
    Not Alexander Lukashenko
    Sikandera
    Alex
    Hamilton Alaska
    How many accounts does he need to login to New York?

  • @usermania340
    @usermania340 7 років тому +3800

    "Am I? I'm going to die".
    Me: I am so sorry Laurens.

    • @theartsychicken
      @theartsychicken 7 років тому +117

      Crybaby Angels no refund fees

    • @emyy3979
      @emyy3979 7 років тому +82

      I thought it was only Phillip who died FOR Alex. Laurens died for another reason.

    • @ziplocbaggy
      @ziplocbaggy 7 років тому +57

      The Magic Cat Whisperer technically they were played by the same person so

    • @ViveMeorLeti
      @ViveMeorLeti 7 років тому +74

      Well, Laurens died in the war they were fighting together. At least the way it's laid out in the musical, it's conceivable that Laurens would not have joined the revolution had it not been for Hamilton (the most passionate of the four), or that his fate would have been different. That part of the song is written in a way where the statements fit both characters where the actors had dual roles (ie. Jefferson and Lafayette both fought with Hamilton, but in different ways, and Peggy and Maria both loved him (well, at least in the musical), but in different ways).

    • @randyjadedialtown
      @randyjadedialtown 7 років тому +25

      aAH WHY'D HE HAVE TO DIE AT 27

  • @user-nq7eg9in8g
    @user-nq7eg9in8g 3 роки тому +14

    "We have to cope with him - and I, I'm gonna die"
    that's..... actually quite accurate 😂

  • @bblilyylensz
    @bblilyylensz 6 років тому +517

    “Then there is a lot of baldness and bribery”
    ... Hamilton in a nutshell ...

  • @sophiaredwood5825
    @sophiaredwood5825 5 років тому +1093

    “You can log into New York!”
    *raises eyebrow*
    *flips open laptop*

    • @madeleinesoto5789
      @madeleinesoto5789 5 років тому +2

      Sophia Redwood me💀

    • @vickymitchell5707
      @vickymitchell5707 5 років тому

      Meee

    • @Shittingbricks1111
      @Shittingbricks1111 5 років тому +3

      It means I can BE THE NEW YORKKK!!!!

    • @b.f.2461
      @b.f.2461 5 років тому +10

      LapiewlotTheWeirdPerson But internet connection is required.

    • @cxffaine
      @cxffaine 5 років тому

      That's why you don't trust Cali...
      "Hey Cali said."

  • @Jonah-31
    @Jonah-31 5 років тому +888

    Original: And I,
    I'm the damn fool that shot hi-
    Google translate: I AM VERY CRAZY

    • @alisav.4879
      @alisav.4879 4 роки тому +44

      Guess King George interrupted Burr

    • @sophia5246
      @sophia5246 4 роки тому +35

      Somewhere Burr is turning in his grave

    • @swampthelizard
      @swampthelizard 4 роки тому +20

      I think Burr admitted he is insane

    • @TheSoundOfGeorgia
      @TheSoundOfGeorgia 4 роки тому +13

      This was all so amusing, but this was when I lost it 🤣

    • @notaaronburr3177
      @notaaronburr3177 4 роки тому +7

      I don't like Google Translate

  • @moony2703
    @moony2703 2 роки тому +6

    Those expressions and lyrics. I was laughing so hard. Absolutely loved it!! Also congrats on managing to make something of that name, and again all those expressions really killed it, awesome work!!

  • @FayePhoenix13
    @FayePhoenix13 4 роки тому +485

    "Am I? I'm going to die."
    Yes, sadly Laurens, yes you are.

  • @emmabelle8181
    @emmabelle8181 3 роки тому +4201

    “Alcoholics are very wise” is something I imagine Laurens has said while drunk at 2 AM

  • @awetistic5295
    @awetistic5295 6 років тому +3835

    "Diabetes is not available for sale" - Damn, I have to find another present for my mother in law.

  • @dylans8294
    @dylans8294 2 роки тому +18

    I was lucky enough to see Hamilton. It was a beautiful show with an incredible cast. I loved every second of it
    I still heard these lyrics in the beginning

  • @destinyyoung7347
    @destinyyoung7347 5 років тому +389

    Random person: What's your favorite play?
    Me: Lukashenko.
    Random person: Wh- what?
    Me: Lukashenko.

    • @alecbrown7413
      @alecbrown7413 4 роки тому +17

      yes us theater nerds will call it and no one will get the reference let me go inform the other theater kids

    • @furrfoxsakes6672
      @furrfoxsakes6672 4 роки тому

      HAHa. im crying dude.

    • @ilysm.6642
      @ilysm.6642 4 роки тому

      Destiny Young
      Me: *_D i d I S t u t t e r ?_*

  • @unproductivedisneyfan993
    @unproductivedisneyfan993 6 років тому +345

    1:31 Eliza says she likes this version better

  • @saralopezCR
    @saralopezCR 4 роки тому +744

    Let's give a round of applause to the man, because it took him 8 years, but he ended up making a great car

    • @reddredd9507
      @reddredd9507 3 роки тому +44

      *sheds a tear* he made a great car..

    • @thatemptybag.4378
      @thatemptybag.4378 2 роки тому +15

      ;cries; twas the best...

    • @cousinparty7266
      @cousinparty7266 2 роки тому +19

      This isn’t even sarcastic, especially back in the late 18th century that would be a great accomplishment

    • @lindawall5692
      @lindawall5692 2 роки тому +12

      *Sniffles* Yes, the most beautiful. *Wipes tears with overly expensive cloth*

  • @magicmyah2291
    @magicmyah2291 Рік тому +4

    “We had to cope with him.”
    Bootiful

  • @connoresmondo
    @connoresmondo 4 роки тому +352

    everyone be talking about how messed up Google Translate is, but I wanna talk about HOW GOOD OF A SINGER THIS WOMAN IS.

    • @starsupontheland
      @starsupontheland 4 роки тому +6

      Yes totally, you should see some of her other stuff.

    • @connoresmondo
      @connoresmondo 4 роки тому +7

      Ash Richardson-White I actually did, I spent 4 hours after that watching her videos. Currently my favorite UA-camr. Awesome.

    • @starsupontheland
      @starsupontheland 4 роки тому +3

      @@connoresmondo that's great, glad you like her.

  • @genevievehackett3941
    @genevievehackett3941 5 років тому +1524

    Bacon...
    *Looks into the distance atmospherically*
    ... Spices

  • @MistySophie
    @MistySophie 3 роки тому +4027

    "We have to cope with him"
    "Am I? I'm going to die"
    "Now? with the mamas"
    "Now? he liked it"
    "Am I? I'm very crazy"
    The best part

    • @SwagPizza
      @SwagPizza 3 роки тому +128

      How does Hamilton die though in this new Alexander Translation (sorry i had to) universe if Aaron Burr is just someone who is losing their mind XD

    • @markhinton250
      @markhinton250 3 роки тому +55

      Well, in the real lyrics, Burr does say, "I'm the damn fool that shot him!"

    • @thierryeubanks3586
      @thierryeubanks3586 3 роки тому +124

      @@SwagPizza he drowned in the toilet

    • @malu8841
      @malu8841 3 роки тому +51

      It's the best part because it could actually be their lines and it would make sense

    • @uwuliaolaoshuwu3764
      @uwuliaolaoshuwu3764 3 роки тому +33

      This part actually seemed like a legit parody or something lol

  • @alexandercross9081
    @alexandercross9081 3 роки тому +10

    0:20 Being in an orphanage, seriously growing up missing even one parent can seriously up a kid, but orphans in the system get royally screwed up

  • @artsygrace9761
    @artsygrace9761 5 років тому +693

    “There is a lot of baldness”
    **stares at burr**

  • @ashbieri
    @ashbieri 6 років тому +455

    “We have to cope with him”. Relatable to everyone who knew Hamilton.

  • @salalal7491
    @salalal7491 4 роки тому +2449

    Friend: What’s your favorite founding father?
    Me: Well, that would be Alexander-
    Friend: Hamilton, yeah he’s cool
    Me: No you fool, Alexander Lukashenko!

  • @lovedovexoxo6173
    @lovedovexoxo6173 10 місяців тому +11

    Who else is here bc Malinda’s newest video saying this was her favorite translation?

  • @bluefoxnews3065
    @bluefoxnews3065 4 роки тому +493

    Soldiers: "We have to cope with him."
    Me: *pretty sure that's what they said when he broke out in song in the battlefield*
    John: "Am I? I'm going to die"
    Me: *What he said while dying*
    George: "Now? With the Mamas"
    Me: *Ooh George you sly alley cat*
    Angelica, Eliza, and Maria: "Now? He liked it"
    Me: *Lenny face*
    Burr: "Am I? I am very crazy"
    Me: *Agreed*
    Wow google..wow

    • @screemumsm9991
      @screemumsm9991 4 роки тому +1

      wait maria who was maria- i feel like i remember her but i don't know-

    • @Hihi-zk3pc
      @Hihi-zk3pc 4 роки тому +5

      @@screemumsm9991 Maria Reynolds. You know, the girl hamilton cheated on eliza with

    • @rosykindbunny1313
      @rosykindbunny1313 4 роки тому +4

      Imagine being a soldier, dealing with all Hamilton's singing.

  • @maristrelle
    @maristrelle 7 років тому +796

    " what's your name MY CHEATER?"
    Ouch burr , save that for eliza

    • @DeathGodRiku
      @DeathGodRiku 7 років тому +12

      *мαяу кιтту* nah. Hamilton cheated on Burr with Eliza ;)

    • @berneverything1932
      @berneverything1932 7 років тому +4

      Or......Hamilton cheated on Burr with Eliza ;)

    • @stephenmcginnis5488
      @stephenmcginnis5488 7 років тому +6

      Naw, Hamilton cheated on Burr with Laurens

    • @SkyKitten1
      @SkyKitten1 6 років тому +10

      Hamilton, actually-Lukashenko, had a husband who unfortunately drowned in the toilet

  • @ley8443
    @ley8443 5 років тому +378

    "There is a lot if baldness and bribery"
    i mean, youre not wrong lmao

  • @derpatel9760
    @derpatel9760 3 роки тому +9

    This was beautiful. You're the first human being to make something of a Weird-Al level of quality.

    • @lDontExist
      @lDontExist 2 роки тому +3

      Actually weird-al was the first one to do that.

    • @derpatel9760
      @derpatel9760 2 роки тому

      @@lDontExist listen here you little -

  • @starsmoresgirl
    @starsmoresgirl 5 років тому +402

    "you can log into new york"
    *hamilton and his somewhat poor life decisions have entered the chat*

    • @alexanderhamilton5209
      @alexanderhamilton5209 4 роки тому +6

      Me and my poor life choices have come here now.

    • @saltypretzel3224
      @saltypretzel3224 4 роки тому +4

      @@alexanderhamilton5209 Alex, Angelica told me that she made roasted *ham* would you like some?

    • @alexanderhamilton5209
      @alexanderhamilton5209 4 роки тому +3

      @@saltypretzel3224 jokes on you, frendo. I'm the roasted ham.

    • @saltypretzel3224
      @saltypretzel3224 4 роки тому +3

      @@alexanderhamilton5209 I-
      You're not wrong

    • @callie5861
      @callie5861 4 роки тому +1

      @@alexanderhamilton5209 You have the wrong name, you're Alexander Lukashenco

  • @threeheadedmountaindew
    @threeheadedmountaindew 7 років тому +206

    “Do you know what the script says? How do we know if you can play?” classy fourth wall break

    • @TrueWhovian82
      @TrueWhovian82 7 років тому +24

      three headed mountain dew I love it when Google Translate seems to know what's it's doing just enough to throw in a joke.

    • @youtubingjaguar5082
      @youtubingjaguar5082 7 років тому +1

      Yep, Google even made a brilliant joke too! ;)

  • @melimeli628
    @melimeli628 7 років тому +256

    “What’s your name, my cheater?” Dang google is still salty about the Reynolds pamphlet

    • @ihateants6832
      @ihateants6832 6 років тому +2

      meli cantu how can you not?

    • @DaAlvaro
      @DaAlvaro 5 місяців тому

      FRRR

    • @Alice.850
      @Alice.850 5 місяців тому

      Thank you!
      I was looking for a comment like this!

  • @milicadiy
    @milicadiy 3 роки тому +11

    I put Burn through Google Translate for no particular reason. Thought I would share what came out:
    I have saved your letter you wrote to me
    From the moment I read them, I knew you
    I said you are my
    I thought I
    You know that the angelic says
    When will we see the first letter?
    Says
    "Beware of this love
    What you need to survive "
    With my parent's words with my feelings
    Your sentences left me without defense
    You have built a paragraph
    You built the cathedral
    Rimago letters and wrote to me
    Looking forward to the Mark answers in each line
    Some sign when they were
    The world seemed to be worse
    Incite
    You posted letters and wrote
    I told the entire world as you've married this girl in bed
    Cleaning your name lost
    You know that the angelic says
    When you read what you did?
    Says
    "You married Icarus
    Flew also close to the sun "
    And your words are obsessed with your inheritance
    Terme your meaning phrases
    You paranoid in each paragraph
    How to perceive yourself
    You
    I deleted a narrative
    To have a historical future as eleza react with brake heart
    You torn everything, I am looking at
    Incite
    Looking how it burns
    The world has the right to my heart
    The world will not be placed in the bed
    Don't meet what I said
    URI memory
    Burning letters who could redeem
    You have lost all rights of my heart
    I lost a room on the bed
    I'll sleep in the office place
    When you were just memories of my family
    I hope you'll burn

  • @mikutk1492
    @mikutk1492 6 років тому +311

    "And me
    I am very crazy."
    *called it, burr*

  • @crowoverhead
    @crowoverhead 5 років тому +2324

    "I'm the damn fool that shot him"
    Translate: "I am very crazy"
    Me: Well. Aaron. That label does suit you quite well.

    • @everiley1244
      @everiley1244 5 років тому +13

      So True lol

    • @dcgreatman
      @dcgreatman 5 років тому +16

      He died. No refund fees

    • @hayde158
      @hayde158 5 років тому +6

      I beg to differ
      Edit: at times

    • @dsuki4416
      @dsuki4416 5 років тому

      How is he crazy

    • @crowoverhead
      @crowoverhead 5 років тому +1

      OMG THANK U THANK U THANK U GUYS SO MUCH FOR THE LIKES!!!

  • @viper13456
    @viper13456 3 роки тому +1331

    "Alcoholics are wise"
    "this baby is a man!"
    "he is five years old and his debt is debt"
    "diabetes is NOT available for sale"
    Ya know, I think google translate really thought this through.

    • @NotOfficialLuna
      @NotOfficialLuna 2 роки тому +43

      I honestly think drunk laurens wrote that

    • @lDontExist
      @lDontExist 2 роки тому +46

      “Our husband saw in the upcoming autum and drowned in the toilet”
      Yea i think you’re right.

    • @Mystic_elf137
      @Mystic_elf137 Рік тому +5

      Alexander Lukashenko

    • @Silver-StarGazing
      @Silver-StarGazing 11 місяців тому +1

      Maybe Maybe Google translate was drunk lmao

  • @JISOOMIKU
    @JISOOMIKU 24 дні тому +4

    1:32 what’s ur name cheater isn’t translated guys. It was a secrect message from Linny

  • @nohtopia
    @nohtopia 7 років тому +1078

    Am I? I am very crazy.
    Sounds about right, Burr.
    Edit: OH MY GOD TYSM FOR 1K LIKES

  • @morbidquil
    @morbidquil 5 років тому +361

    Lukashenko: A Translated Musical

  • @aqt8662
    @aqt8662 6 років тому +291

    3:48 basically sums up Hamilton in a nutshell:
    “We have to cope with him”
    “Am I? I’m going to die.”
    “Now? With da Mamas”
    “Now? He liked it”
    “Am I? I am very crazy”

    • @pockened
      @pockened 6 років тому +6

      Pretty much

  • @LoneWolfMusic2001
    @LoneWolfMusic2001 2 місяці тому +1

    I just discovered this wonderful treasure of a woman. The comedic timing, the IMPECCABLE singing, the pure beauty and grace. I am shocked, astounded, and so full of joy! ❤