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The 90s According to Google Translate (ft. Jared Halley)
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For my 90s babies. The songs, if you're curious were Hit Me Baby One More Time by Britney Spears, All the Small Things from Blink 182, Barbie Girl by Aqua, Don't Go Chasing Waterfalls by TLC, and I Want it That Way by the Backstreet Boys.
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Desires = She thirsts.
Well, in a modern context, that makes a lot of sense.
fanny3211 When is that
Maybe Google Translate was created by vampires...
I'm thinking Google is trying to be hip.
LOL XD
The word desire in Chinese is 渴望
渴 means thrist and 望 means wants
That means she thirst to want
But maybe somehow they lost the meaning of wants....
"Oh children children
We need to ambush you"
Me: That took a dark turn.
How do you have no replies?
@@dianaloayzat4975 Ikr
Well...little things tell the truth...sounds like a pretty valid reason to ambush them
Right
what's the purpose of the "me" here? it's not like there's anyone else talking
"We need to ambush you" - 24 seconds into the video and I'm already dying
@David Stewart ua-cam.com/video/8D0tO6KiJJo/v-deo.html
That got dark real quick!
AWEtistic 0:23
I don’t know if you have seen this video yet but: make sure to not eat, drink, or have any liquids or foods around you if you are dying of laughter
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"However, we are independent, two America."
You say as you stand in front of a Russian plain.
HeheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheHeh
Plain
Plane
"The page will be deleted, sorry your ad."
Every time an ad pops up as a tab.
Edit: I've reached my record, thanks.
Same here! Now, I will sing that every time I close an ad!
Altar Göktunca That line is the definition of Gumtree Australia, an Australian version of eBay
Altar Göktunca River and Ghost Lake, delete files.
You forgot to delete files.
"This page will be deleted and your ads will be used. ".
Ad will appear as an entry.
Edit. Thanks, your subscription.
GIVE ME THE SEAL
SERIOUSLY
I NEED THAT SEAL
Midnight The Kitten me too!!! That seal is so cute!!!!
Yessss!
/hands you some pokeballs/ Now if I can just remember where you can find Seel so you can catch one.
First I thought you meant the singer. AND NOW I WANT KISS FROM A ROSE GOOGLE TRANSLATE SINGS!
We need to ambush you to get the seal
what we learned:
-all the little things tell the truth
-he takes the elevator
-you can change barbie's hair
-you cant touch oaks
-don't follow a string
-she did not kill herself
-she needs to ambush children
-give here that seal
@@shedotshearts that’s dark but I like it
-Barbie is a Barbie globe
-plastic life is to be minor
dont forget that "i am a lot of money"
Friend: What type of music you like?
Me: I like to listen to the 90's.
*PUTS THIS ON*
Friend: I regret befriending you.
I regret commenting this
On on on on on on and on on on on on on on on on on on on on.
*Did I mention "on?"*
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Old Channel no I think you forgot
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*come on bobby let us party*
me: ded
RevivalButera What made this even more hilarious for me was the fact there is "Supernatural" meme for this song with Crowley and Bobby; Google it and you shall understand my tears of laughter. XD
BOBBY HAS MADE A COMEBACK IN "Look what you made me do"!!!!!
xthinkinboutycu *Bobby cannot think too musci thinking*
The Reaction Gamer
wasnt it 'too much thinking'?
Melmac98 lol
I love how google translate just pops in a person's name totally at random.
Come on Bobby, let's go party!
Cindy is another. But gt loves the name Bobby
@@sagetatakis8258 Bobby cannot think too much thinking
@@bloodgutsandangelcake6079 I wanna activate your star
@@daisy12pinkanime85 malanda! Bobby jokes!
> I didn't kill me
> I have faith (I think)
> abstract and foes
> you are my bulyida
> you can appropriate your heart
> who wants it that way? talk to me why!
XDDDDDDDD
Oh Children Children
Is Brittney trying to get my attention, or does she want my Seal?
Andrew Flash Does she have a seal deal? :D
+ Andrew Flash Maybe both...?
LOL we think alike
Andrew Flash lol
Andrew Flash what's seal
"Talk to me why"
what i ask myself when people talk to me suddenly
"You can't touch oaks."
Me - proceeds to climb up the oak tree in the backyard.
Google apparently forgets about not touching oaks when it decided that Hercules must save the Earth when it translated Go The Distance
Malinda: "Oh children, children," "We need to ambush you" *holds up weapons* Me: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
Well, only pitchforks
I lost it at "I am a lot of money"
BOBBY? IS THAT YOU?
(From Look What You Made Me Do Translate)
Casey Boyack Bobby can not do too much thinking
LET US PARTY BOBBY THE ATHIEST
Casey Boyack Bobby is not a believer nor does he have faith
I have faith... not much. And I didn't say you couldn't party! (and I am atheist but I still celebrate Christmas lol)
@Alana Houchens yes!
scientist: The aliens are about to make there demand
Alien: “GIVE US THE SEAL”
*Come one bobby let us party*
I’m dying
*one
Loool
BRING IN MY REPORT 😂 😂 WHERE DID THAT COME FROM??
"You'll be at my show"
=
"Bring in my report"
When used as verbs, "show" and "report" have similar meanings. "After I finish my research, I'll show you the results before I report the results to my boss." Neither word is used in that sense here, but there is a thread to sort of tie them together.
SO fun to be a part of this one!! Turned out so funny! thanks for including me Malinda 😄
Love it! So funny😘
Jared Halley You two were awesome together
Thanks Ashlee! :)
haha! thanks Angelika...glad you enjoyed it
This was a great video and both of you sing great! You both just earned a sub!😆😁
No, you can't touch oaks, because I do not want a child who loves trees!
Lol
ha ha i know what you're referencing
CAT LOVER GAME!
Young people because we're stupid.
Great combination choice!
“I cannot be your ear”
well not with that attitude, you can’t
*i a m a l o t o f m o n e y*
erkubee i thought that was tony stark?
Talk to me why
I lost it at "do not follow a string"
It's like the kitty version xD
Google Translate 90's Medley
0:00 Smash Hit, to me, once again
1:04 All little things
1:46 Barbie Globe
2:12 You can't touch Oaks
2:16 Do not follow a string
2:38 I Wanna Be
#YouCantTouchOaks
I died!!!! 😂😂😂
YES I CAN! XDDDD
"I am a lot of money." Gee, I wish.
I think you'd rather be human
Millionaires be like.
you now escape the *EYES*
When a pokemon manages to flee/switch after Mean Look.
Mark Morris
...what the hell
No it´s AIAAIS
I randomly get this version of “I want it that way” stuck in my head from time to time, and I still wish y’all had done a full version.
Me to, :)
the revolutionary war edition lmao
I loved when she sang "Thou hast"...She sounded so serious
"Find out what should be open, but I think there is a rapid agitation"
Kinda fits the world's current mindset.
3:13 "who wants it that way"
lol i can't
Damn you now I need to put my brain through a boil wash :-D
WHAT? You need to do a part 2 for this including Smells Like teen Spirit and...Wannabe.
I know this is old, but _yes._
If she ever uses this channel again, I *need* wannabe and maybe some *nsync song too
"Smash Hit, to me, once again"
HOLY S**T THE SONG WAS A SMASH HIT
GOOGLE TRANSLATE KNOWS
And oops I did it again had a really similar beat to baby one more time so she did smash hit once again, literally
Barbie is
A *Barbie globe* 🌎
COME ON BOBBY LET US PARTY
Plastic life is, to be minor
"I have done it but not crime" - cell block tango in a nutshell
"I must confess, I have faith (I think)" that moment when Google translation is more deep than original version. ;)
To be fair the google translate version of "I want it that way" makes about as much sense as the original song
I did not kill me
Give me the seal
You can't touch oaks
You are my bulyida
Absoloutely hilarious! Can you do Genie in a Bottle (the lyrics are already ridiculous so they should translate well🤣)
I love Jared as well I hope you guys do more collabs in the future 😁
Sunnefa Lind Comment added 22 hours ago. How?
That will remain my secret forever
Sunnefa Lind Tell us your secret Time Traveler
Yes 😄 Malinda sometimes posts her videos as unlisted on YT and shares them with her Patrons and I'm a Patron ☺ That's why I was here yesterday, before the video was made public
Sunnefa Lind And now I respect You more for that :D Have a nice day/night!
"Oh children children...
We need to ambush you."
"You can't touch oaks."
Kills me every time. 😂😂😂
XD Why am I getting the vibe that Britney is a demon in this video? I love it!!
Do not worry about the demon. :)
Jane Doe- XD
Jane Doe but linens such as spices
I enjoy this part of UA-cam, where one comment can result in multiple people who don't know each other commenting song lyrics that were mistranslated in the best way possible. "I like shapes. Push and pull with the work of change. My conscience pressing rain, I'm in love with your system. Yesterday you were in my class, but linens such as SPIces. Every day I find some new railway, I'm in love with your system! Oh me oh my oh me oh my! I'm in love with your system! Oh me oh my oh me oh my! Every day I find some new railway... I LIKE SHAPES!!!
By the way, is no one going to talk about, "I have faith... I think"? That part kills me lol!
0:30 the first appearance of sharp eyes :-D Kudos to those who get the reference.
Turn around
@@savannahwestover2538 Damn it took 7 months for someone to get the reference. :-D
Thumbs up for you.
Though technically it is "Total Eclipse of the Heart" but that is just me being pedantic as I was around when the original was released....... Oh dear god I am old...... Okay I will go off into the corner on my zimmer frame and drink some Horlicks:-)
Dermacrosis or at least the first to comment
@@savannahwestover2538 Here was me trying a new thing, for me anyway, being nice. Maybe I am not cut out for it.... :-D
Dermacrosis I get you were being nice, however I was also being myself..... but thanks I guess
0:42 "i did not kill me" well that's depressing.
in all these songs is there always something about death. pain. '-'
"oh children children. We need to ambush you!"
"you now escape the eyes"
; - ;
I CANT BELIEVE THEY DID ALL THE SMALL THINGS BY BLINK-182
I know!!!!!!!!! But no nirvana smh.
Malinda Kathleen Reese you should do "never going to give you up by rick astley" next 😂😂😂
I'd love to see that happen! :D
yes
@sam zuriel *nvm, don't kill our foes, they are cute*
She did that in 2020
@@WinxAliNelCielo yeah I know I saw it lol
Surprisingly, all the small things still sounds like what Blink-182 would have written
need full version of baby one more time
MKR looks so adorable with those Britney pigtails. :)
Doesn't almost everyone tho
@@Spider-Man62 true
I know right? My Kitchen Rules looks AMAZING with that hair!!!
plz do toxic. it would be HILARIOUS!!
"I must confess, I have faith (I think)"
Basically elder price from Book of Mormon
Are you a Mormon ?
" all little things tell the truth"
Lemme introduce you to my little brother.
Can you a Google Translate of "Lose Yourself"plz🙏
In the 90's: Give me the seal!
2019: So that my seal stays with you.
Great observation
We used to have a lot of fun with that sort of translations back in 1999, using Alta Vista - it was already hilarious, but we did not have anyone to sing the results. This makes it even better!
Thank you for GTS!!
(An example from those days, taken from Queen's Bicycle Race: "I want to urge on my bike, I want to reassemble it where I have fun. I do not taste like Star Wars.")
I can’t touch oaks? All the oaks ARE MINE
Well I mean, If it’s Poison Oak, probably better not to,
"No was there something funny here" wow that sums up my life
I think a translation of Non stop from Hamilton would be hilarious lol.
goetz009 Agreed!
I regret I discovered this video so late, but:
I really wish for a full version of All The Small Things!! (Not just because Jared Halley looks so good in this style...I swear! ;) )
"I can not be your ear"
Me: but... Why? :'c
The last line was perfect!
You are my bulyida... what the hell is a bulyida? 😂😂
It's a type of apricot. XD
amazing.
I put in google translate and it is apparently broth in Uzbek.
Sounds like it could be a car.
lol
That is a "bolido" in spanish
3:22 made me think of Donald Trump.
"I have done it, but not crime" lol
*GIVE ME THE SEEEEEAAAALLLL*
No that is my seal!!!
Acapella AND Google Translate? This is how it's done people! Now you are a lot of money!
They should do an actual cover someday though this was so good.
I really wish this video went on and on and on and on and on but the seal or the untouchable Oaks probably wouldn't approve.
Fuzzy Stripetail putting it in that context, sounds like a Pokémon game XD "I'm Professor Untouchable Oaks. The world is inhabited by creatures known as Pokémon, like this Seal here."
love ur thinking faezy_duneyr that should be a real pokemon game
XD
:D
adorb pokefan my question would be why is Professor Oaks untouchable XD but as a silent protagonist, my question may never be answered lol
Fuzzy Stripetail lol that's amazing
Nah, I would totally approve.
I love 90's music. I used to listen to the Backstreet Boys every day while doing homework back in the day, so I'm super glad that they made it to this medley. Loved it all!
omg if she ever does this again she’s gotta do nsync and maybe boyz ii men
2:37 If "bulyida" is being used as an anagram, then it's "audibly" (I think).
This is too much 😂😂 I can't stop laughing at Backstreet Boys XD
I love how much effort you put into these videos ;w; just imagine
Translating this in several languages then into English
ThAn making it sound good! You're amazing! ;3
For some weird reason I like "on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on" actually more than "na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na" 😂
Google Translate: all little things, tell the truth, I take an elevator
Me: GT is actually doing a reasonable(ish) job!
Google Translate: your expiration date plans
Me: oh...
I checked it: bulyida = broth😂😂
"On, on, on, on, on........." is actually more accurate where that part is concerned. Google translate actually got something correct.
2:17 someone is channeling their inner cat :-)
Aaaaand now I have to show my husband this because nostalgia. Also was checking out Jared’s channel and just scanning, my husband is likely going to be obsessed if the cover medleys are as good as he sounded here!! He’s a musician and has created his own Beatles medleys, simon and Garfunkel medleys, etc. Now I can’t wait for him to get home so he can see these!
These parodies are really cool, they even sing better than the originals.
Seems like a no brainer, but you've got to translate "You're Welcome" from Moana. So many thing that could go wrong with that song 😂😂
madfawks she just did and she got your welcome to become never mind.
Never Mind!
He looks like James Corden And Justin Timberlake's child 😂 amazing video as always 😊
at first I thought, she got Justin Timberlake to sing with her!!!!!!
I'm so glad I have a great older sister who showed me this
3:01 made it my new wallpaper
All The Small Things makes more sense through Google Translate...
LOL! Don't stop doing what you do! Hilarious and awesome vocals at the same time. Love it!
I would absolutely love to hear Cellblock Tango from Chicago done with Google Translate
Janie Agar omg yes 😂😂
Please make this into an official series like 70s, and 80s! Love it!
I really like this style of a whole bunch of different songs. It's really is more interesting than just repeating the same choruses over and over
I freaking lost it at 1:33 oh lord I'm dying
😂
I’ll get ur coffin ready
"oh children children we need to ambush you" XD
"I cannot be your ear"
such a van gogh thing to say
SMASH IT TO ME ONCE AGAIN!
I laughed hard at oak oak oak oak oak can't touch oaks 😂
Nils Wendel FINALLY! That should be the new punch line this year or at least on a t-shirt.
“I must confess, I have faith.”
“Plastic life is to be a minor.”
“You can appropriate your heart.”
*ok but those are some actually good lyrics-*
The background vocals in Smash Hit To Me Once Again and Bobby Globe are too good
its weird that the 1990's britney look, actually looks great on you LOL
Ikr
I'm crying with laughter right now XD
Please could you do Crybaby by Melanie Martinez, or just any of her songs ♥
YES!
I love the harmony between your voice and Jared's
I love the "Totally Real" instruments you used in the video.
this was awesome, we need an 80's version