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  • Retired Navy SEAL Jocko Willink breaks down even more combat scenes from movies, including 'Behind Enemy Lines,' 'Battleship' and 'Tears of the Sun.'
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  • @dmo7857
    @dmo7857 3 роки тому +21384

    They didn’t ask him to do this he just showed up and started breaking down movies

  • @clintalbrecht7949
    @clintalbrecht7949 3 роки тому +4191

    When Jocko shoots a rifle he doesn’t pull the trigger the bullets leave the rifle out of respect

  • @jchoi9340
    @jchoi9340 2 роки тому +3826

    “The only bigger threat than a flying frag would be having to sit through a movie like this.” Jocko crapped on this movie so hard and I love it LOL

    • @MaxUgly
      @MaxUgly 2 роки тому +38

      Somehow I feel like part 3 will be the last one with that frustrated "Thanks for watching" at the end...

    • @cs512tr
      @cs512tr 2 роки тому +10

      hahha so true

    • @petrastedman669
      @petrastedman669 2 роки тому +41

      I'd say he should be the military advisor for Hollywood, but then no military movie would ever get made.

    • @zaynes5094
      @zaynes5094 2 роки тому +15

      @@petrastedman669 Maybe he should write a screenplay for a WWII movie in a war between the US and Japanese imperials.

    • @petrastedman669
      @petrastedman669 2 роки тому +16

      @@zaynes5094 honestly, if he wrote a genuine Navy SEAL movie and just didn't let anyone change anything relevant to the narrative, I think that would be good too.

  • @shawnrosler2408
    @shawnrosler2408 2 роки тому +2891

    I feel like he's holding SOOOOO much rage back when reviewing Battleship...and I'm here for all of it.

    • @CodeineRadick
      @CodeineRadick 2 роки тому +113

      There IS one thing he got wrong though, probably because he is not ship personnel.
      The guy does not say "verify" he says "Vampire" which means imminent threat to the ship. An exocet missile would provoke anyone watching radar to say the same "Vampire" warning, so it is not something some screenwriter thought "sounded cool".

    • @andrewminnich5106
      @andrewminnich5106 2 роки тому +11

      @@CodeineRadick right BUT do aliens use the exocet? Lol

    • @theboyali_gae2062
      @theboyali_gae2062 2 роки тому +18

      @@andrewminnich5106 no hes just giving an example of what would make someone say vampire

    • @sdberto
      @sdberto 2 роки тому +23

      @@CodeineRadick I'm not aware of the term, "vampire." When and what class ship did you serve on, and what was your rate?

    • @AtomicMonkey923
      @AtomicMonkey923 2 роки тому +12

      Jocks when fun sci-fi movie 😡

  • @zw9847
    @zw9847 3 роки тому +6434

    Me: this is a solid movie
    Jocko: this is not a good movie
    Me: this is not a good movie

    • @fakedonttrackmevro6629
      @fakedonttrackmevro6629 3 роки тому +37

      Hahahaha.

    • @jaymccrary2208
      @jaymccrary2208 3 роки тому +9

      That was an amazing line.

    • @flyingzootzoot9941
      @flyingzootzoot9941 3 роки тому +32

      Movies don’t make themselves
      Movies make themselves so jocko can review them

    • @DoggoWillink
      @DoggoWillink 3 роки тому +6

      People keep reusing this comment, but oh well it works I guess.

    • @Wy2TiMEs
      @Wy2TiMEs 3 роки тому +7

      Facts. Happened to me while he was explaining Battleship

  • @dacoyote7699
    @dacoyote7699 3 роки тому +4680

    When I typed “Jocko” in as a password it told me that the password was too strong and to choose another one.

    • @smokerjim
      @smokerjim 3 роки тому +26

      Just name your kid "Chuck J*ck* Norris Junior" and whenever someone types it in on the internet, the internet will need some time to reboot

    • @Michael-fs5ct
      @Michael-fs5ct 3 роки тому +21

      I laughed out loud reading this

    • @MightyMurf
      @MightyMurf 3 роки тому +17

      The greatest comment of All Time. You have won.

    • @boomfyer89
      @boomfyer89 3 роки тому +12

      I hope jocko sees this

    • @bruh.1084
      @bruh.1084 3 роки тому +2

      Da Coyote I saw this comment in the first part of this

  • @horrorbiz72
    @horrorbiz72 8 місяців тому +47

    Jocko should narrate everything. Children’s books, cookbooks, and Amazon Alexa voice replacement, and GPS navigation. “Take the next exit in 1 Mike. You missed your exit. No factor. Take the next exit and double back.”

    • @callanhulett503
      @callanhulett503 3 місяці тому +1

      Now I'm picturing Nursery Rhyme Audiobooks with Jocko and I can't get it out of my head.

    • @RebelMoon2023
      @RebelMoon2023 2 місяці тому +3

      @@callanhulett503
      "Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star
      This grenade is gonna go far "

  • @MatiasGeraldoThe2nd
    @MatiasGeraldoThe2nd 2 роки тому +1339

    His palpable disdain for Battlefield was hilarious and completely understood.

  • @wookiee66
    @wookiee66 3 роки тому +6397

    When Jocko was born, he told his parents what his name was

  • @LebombJames25
    @LebombJames25 3 роки тому +4282

    When Jocko goes swimming sharks get in a cage to see him

    • @87apizzi
      @87apizzi 3 роки тому +24

      Best comment by far I laughed out loud

    • @sylvamoise5788
      @sylvamoise5788 3 роки тому +1

      I am loughing cause it sound funny I don't even why that joke.is joko was saying lies or something else?

    • @travisbosler4622
      @travisbosler4622 3 роки тому +6

      best Jocko comment on any Jocko video

    • @Spalbeert
      @Spalbeert 3 роки тому +1

      🤣🤣

    • @smonster9807
      @smonster9807 3 роки тому

      When you stfu people are happy

  • @1003JustinLaw
    @1003JustinLaw 2 роки тому +645

    "Now they're on a ship named after him, and the John Paul Jones is fighting this alien vessel... This is dumb."
    An entire movie summed up in less than a sentence. Jocko should summarize more movies.

    • @guesgues8336
      @guesgues8336 Рік тому +3

      No, Jocko should debrief. Not summarise

  • @andrewwestman2407
    @andrewwestman2407 2 роки тому +441

    14:22 Jocko’s purposely flat delivery of the line “very exciting.....” had me dying laughing. The level of sheer disgust behind that quote is just unbelievably great, lmao. I can’t stop playing it back.

    • @SuperDan1006
      @SuperDan1006 Рік тому +1

      Was looking for this comment. I was laughing so hard lol

    • @marco7838
      @marco7838 Рік тому +1

      At 7:18 why doesn’t he disclose the saying for when they throw grenades as if its a secret or something?

    • @MollymaukT
      @MollymaukT Рік тому +1

      ​@@marco7838 Because it is. When you yell "Grenade!" you're alerting the enemy too.

    • @marco7838
      @marco7838 Рік тому

      @@MollymaukT so what? They are the ones throwing it so how else would your team be aware of it. And im not talking about that. He completely misses it and avoids talking about it

    • @natwolf687
      @natwolf687 Рік тому

      Frag Out!

  • @jamesmiranda7705
    @jamesmiranda7705 3 роки тому +6617

    GQ, give us what we want: “Jocko Willink Reacts to Jocko Willink Comments”

  • @phchallenger0941
    @phchallenger0941 3 роки тому +4714

    “This is a movie...and it’s not a good movie”
    *Director sweats nervously*

    • @Tommy2shoe811
      @Tommy2shoe811 3 роки тому +43

      Eh it’s Michael Bay he knows he sucks. That’s why he has Mark Wahlberg play lead in most of his movies 😂

    • @karenp792
      @karenp792 3 роки тому +9

      Tommy2shoe811 It was Peter Berg but yes RE Wahlberg

    • @artygunnar
      @artygunnar 3 роки тому

      can i get a time stamp for that comment?

    • @phchallenger0941
      @phchallenger0941 3 роки тому

      Asa Yagami 10:52

    • @bradmoulton138
      @bradmoulton138 3 роки тому +13

      Could you imagine if ALL movies were realistic?? THAT would be boring

  • @petrastedman669
    @petrastedman669 2 роки тому +298

    'I guess that wouldn't look as good for... *the camera* ' Those two words have so much disdain dripping off them, you could water an acre of farmland.
    The line about playing Battleship was just... chef's kiss perfect.
    I LOVE this man and his breakdowns.

    • @StevenSeiller
      @StevenSeiller 2 роки тому +2

      👉 Maybe Owen Wilson missed so many times with the pistol is because he was firing it left-handed for… *the camera*

  • @lazatron2547
    @lazatron2547 2 роки тому +257

    Battleship (8:31): Jocko's immediate remark, "It doesn't really seem necessary to make a movie like this." Yup, those were the movie-goers sentiments as well.

  • @GiexAvihu
    @GiexAvihu 3 роки тому +6942

    When Jocko was born the doctor said “it’s a man”

    • @marcelstyles9037
      @marcelstyles9037 3 роки тому +56

      Underrated

    • @cesarordaz139
      @cesarordaz139 3 роки тому +10

      Marcel Styles very

    • @buster7618
      @buster7618 3 роки тому +18

      I don't care if this is unoriginal, it is funny

    • @blaisethompson6537
      @blaisethompson6537 3 роки тому +8

      It’s funny every time I hear it

    • @Officialem4
      @Officialem4 3 роки тому +5

      I laughed so hard thanks to this comment 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @yomother82
    @yomother82 3 роки тому +5585

    When Jocko gets pulled over, he lets the officer off with a warning.

    • @thebassboostedchannel1251
      @thebassboostedchannel1251 3 роки тому +76

      These are so dumb I love it

    • @littlefuz19
      @littlefuz19 3 роки тому +6

      😂

    • @timdinh39
      @timdinh39 3 роки тому +31

      Jocko doesn’t get parts for his AR-15, his AR-15 gets parts for jocko. 😂

    • @timdinh39
      @timdinh39 3 роки тому +19

      Jocko doesn’t get killed by cancer, cancer gets killed by jocko. 😂😂👌🏻😭

    • @shyank_life2899
      @shyank_life2899 3 роки тому +26

      Jocko doesn't mess with Chuck Norris... well Chuck Norris doesn't mess with Jacko either!

  • @j.w.matney8390
    @j.w.matney8390 2 роки тому +263

    I was a Radarman that worked in CIC and we didn't have to yell, we had sound powered phones or we were close to each other. Yelling in a panic was highly discouraged. That's the problem with have actual experience, makes it hard to not see the flaws. As for the flooding, it's called dogging the hatch. Creates hundreds of water tight compartments allowing the ship to stay afloat.

    • @SI0AX
      @SI0AX 2 роки тому +8

      Yeah, movies do it for dramatic effect. I think they also look at military training where recruits are always yelled at and assume that is how it always is.

    • @KingRune
      @KingRune 2 роки тому +6

      I was in for 10 yrs, the moment we saw the aliens we would have called battle station and set condition Z (zebra)

    • @brianwright9514
      @brianwright9514 2 роки тому +6

      Thing that always bothers me about movies like this is how bad it makes the US military look. The real Navy is way better than this.

    • @theminionofmadness
      @theminionofmadness 2 роки тому

      @@KingRune I agree every hatch would of already been fully secure. I was actually expecting him to say that.

    • @josiahcanterbury1741
      @josiahcanterbury1741 Рік тому

      No such thing as a Radarman in the Navy.

  • @antifret
    @antifret 2 роки тому +250

    Jocko served in several deployments, but his biggest kill was taking down Battleship.

  • @marltonwonder8606
    @marltonwonder8606 3 роки тому +2122

    Jocko had a staring competition with the sun. The sun blinked

    • @mortified_penguin939
      @mortified_penguin939 3 роки тому +10

      This deserves more likes 😂

    • @blackshadow3132
      @blackshadow3132 3 роки тому +3

      Stolen Chuck Norris joke

    • @marltonwonder8606
      @marltonwonder8606 3 роки тому +4

      @@blackshadow3132 perhaps

    • @igkgigoh
      @igkgigoh 3 роки тому +12

      Ever seen a solar eclipse? That happens whenever Jocko feels like having a staring competition

    • @Sereomontis
      @Sereomontis 3 роки тому +2

      That's why we have nights.

  • @magnesium9624
    @magnesium9624 3 роки тому +3857

    We need GQ to do this:
    *Jocko reacts to Jocko comments*

  • @Lothepus2023
    @Lothepus2023 2 роки тому +111

    "The only bigger threat then the flying frag would be to sit through a movie like this" Thats actually gold 😂😂

  • @makatron
    @makatron Рік тому +100

    Jocko is the most military looking military guy you could get for these breakdowns. It's weird watching him in full colour though.

  • @youga2278
    @youga2278 3 роки тому +4570

    Jocko is the type of guy to kill two stones with one bird

  • @motbuocrat5786
    @motbuocrat5786 3 роки тому +2511

    When Jocko is late to training the drill instructor punishes everyone else for being early

    • @ummhai4429
      @ummhai4429 3 роки тому +7

      Usually the guy who is late doesnt get punished

    • @ummhai4429
      @ummhai4429 3 роки тому +2

      For a sprcific reason

    • @bravoactual5807
      @bravoactual5807 3 роки тому +4

      SEALs don't have drill instructors tho. Nice try.

    • @zorddalord5807
      @zorddalord5807 3 роки тому +29

      @Ethaniel Lim it’s not kindness it’s fear

    • @w.reactor
      @w.reactor 3 роки тому +35

      Pretty unrealistic.. Jocko is never late..

  • @DSB831
    @DSB831 2 роки тому +93

    His slightly masked disgust is pretty great. He makes a good point about the naval battles of WWII.

  • @blakelester1419
    @blakelester1419 2 роки тому +59

    Love this man’s straight forward takes and easy explanations. Having obvious advanced experience and combat education and relaying it without arrogance… Also he hates “Battleship”… 100% agree.

    • @austinhertz01
      @austinhertz01 Рік тому

      That moment when a Navy SEAL hates Battleship but a Navy ADMIRAL LOVES Battleship!

  • @patrickkennedy5326
    @patrickkennedy5326 3 роки тому +5561

    Jockos hairline isn’t receding it’s just tactically retreating.

    • @liquidbraino
      @liquidbraino 3 роки тому +235

      Jocko never retreats. It's a tactical redeployment of available troops.

    • @gothnate
      @gothnate 3 роки тому +133

      No, no, no. He hates long hair, so he just stares at it and it's too afraid to grow.

    • @subhojeet8879
      @subhojeet8879 3 роки тому +17

      retreat , regroup , attack again

    • @gazz9995
      @gazz9995 3 роки тому +16

      im not actually bald I use special transparent camouflage gel

    • @YRNBugatti
      @YRNBugatti 3 роки тому +2

      It will have a better overall advantage over the milfs

  • @sixshot4
    @sixshot4 3 роки тому +2776

    When Jocko comes over to your house, he gives you the wifi password

    • @cornfarts
      @cornfarts 3 роки тому +4

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @sarthakmohanty997
      @sarthakmohanty997 3 роки тому +5

      What if I don't have WiFi at my house ? Will he give me WiFi too ?

    • @elchuzalongo4339
      @elchuzalongo4339 3 роки тому +15

      @@sarthakmohanty997 yes, for free

    • @tomahern
      @tomahern 3 роки тому

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @deathfromabove39
      @deathfromabove39 3 роки тому

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @BloodThirstyMedic
    @BloodThirstyMedic 2 роки тому +32

    When Jocko was a student , he would write his answers during the exam
    and the teacher must fill in the correct questions

  • @ww2corsair
    @ww2corsair 2 роки тому +16

    I was onboard USS Bonhomme Richard (LHD-6) famously named after John Paul Jones's frigate in 1779 when he fought against the HMS Serapis, and it was drilled into my head that his famous quote was "I have not yet begun to fight!", I'll never forget it. After a bit of googling "Don't give up the ship!" was the dying command of James Lawrence in 1813 onboard the USS Chesapeake. Just thought id toss a correction about naval history but much respect to Jocko.

  • @reelguyoutdoors5536
    @reelguyoutdoors5536 3 роки тому +2638

    BREAKING: Battleship director apologizes to Jocko for not making a very good movie.

  • @SonicsniperV7
    @SonicsniperV7 3 роки тому +1061

    They dropped the MOAB on ISIS after dropping Jocko was deemed too inhumane

    • @ryedc8674
      @ryedc8674 3 роки тому +39

      Jocko dropped a MOAB and killed 100 bad guys, then the bomb exploded

    • @joelerk6298
      @joelerk6298 3 роки тому

      Your at 999 likes imma make that 1k
      It looks better

  • @jasonmurray7604
    @jasonmurray7604 Рік тому +52

    In the battleship portion, he doesn't say "verify, verify, verify" he says "vampire, vampire, vampire" which is the call for an inbound missile. If a radar tech in a naval vessel detects inbound enemy missiles, this is exactly what he would say. Vampire X3 then the relative bearing, distance, velocity of the missiles and the time to impact

    • @ianslazinik2264
      @ianslazinik2264 Рік тому +1

      also would say volcano volcano volcano for a certain missile i dont think im allowed to say here hah

    • @marco7838
      @marco7838 Рік тому

      At 7:18 why doesn’t he disclose the saying for when they throw grenades as if its a secret or something?

    • @DrDubMemes
      @DrDubMemes Рік тому +6

      @@marco7838 It could be useful for U.S. enemies. It might sound crazy, but other countries have intelligence agencies that would salivate over that kind of info. It would give them an advantage because every time someone shouted the phrase, enemies would be aware of the grenade and probably shoot the soldier who is using the grenade instead of their gun.
      Edit: Also they could use that phrase against you. Imagine being in a jungle and everyone starts yelling out the word. You might not know who is a friend or foe.

  • @matthewmoneypit1558
    @matthewmoneypit1558 2 роки тому +58

    Love this guy. His total destruction of battleship was awesome!

  • @urspaghetti1600
    @urspaghetti1600 3 роки тому +4513

    Jocko: gets hit by a bullet
    Also jocko: Thats pretty unrealistic
    Bullet: apologizes and flies back to the rifle it came out of

    • @button4boy
      @button4boy 3 роки тому +41

      Like Tenet

    • @jb2166
      @jb2166 3 роки тому +9

      Lmfao

    • @BartovaBartova
      @BartovaBartova 3 роки тому +5

      @@nicholasking4067 Then the bullet got fired?

    • @Hagser
      @Hagser 3 роки тому +2

      😂😂😂

    • @co-spartan1734
      @co-spartan1734 3 роки тому +1

      MikeTheActorMan tenet was such a bad movie

  • @ubiqitousofficial2438
    @ubiqitousofficial2438 3 роки тому +2078

    Best one I’ve heard:
    Jocko sharpens his razor with his chin

  • @JP-je9os
    @JP-je9os 2 роки тому +23

    Funny how this held up, “when a large group of Americans are being held hostage the military goes in”

  • @biscuitninja
    @biscuitninja 8 місяців тому +1

    When Jacko says rewind, the machine rewinds itself... It wasn't a request....

  • @icefire2573
    @icefire2573 3 роки тому +632

    Jocko once uppercutted a horse, they are called giraffes now

  • @cluffwill3992
    @cluffwill3992 2 роки тому +1585

    Jocko: *dies*
    also Jocko: *that’s pretty unrealistic*

  • @aleksiejtostoj6864
    @aleksiejtostoj6864 Рік тому +30

    I really like how straight forward he is. No silly "around" words. Just the words that truly represent a nature of things and giving a whole view of a situation. That's what leaders should be made of

  • @GTRNights
    @GTRNights 2 роки тому +77

    As an Army veteran who got trained on the combat roll in Basic, I felt very invalidated by Jocko. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @randomwhatever4268
    @randomwhatever4268 3 роки тому +1679

    Jocko has already been to Mars: that’s why there is no life

  • @Ccs4646
    @Ccs4646 3 роки тому +965

    Jocko: *dies*
    Jocko: “That’s pretty unrealistic.”

    • @loreofewins7878
      @loreofewins7878 3 роки тому +23

      Death: understandable have a nice day

    • @HanSolo__
      @HanSolo__ 3 роки тому +4

      When video ends Jocko does not say "thanks for watching".
      Viewers just say "thank you for breaking" in a very respectful manner.

  • @CYB3R2K
    @CYB3R2K Рік тому +1

    I dunno why but the emphasis on "A PIG" with the zooming on the 🐖 made me laugh a lot 😂

  • @alyssarh
    @alyssarh Рік тому +12

    Jocko is so awesome, I love these videos with him. I'd love to see more!

  • @aaronbaptist1563
    @aaronbaptist1563 3 роки тому +2955

    When Jocko turned 18, his parents moved out of the house.

    • @martinmena4625
      @martinmena4625 3 роки тому +7

      😂😂🤣💀💀

    • @Ronjankens
      @Ronjankens 3 роки тому +7

      This comment is hilarious, it deserves so many more likes

    • @aaronbaptist1563
      @aaronbaptist1563 3 роки тому +9

      @@Ronjankens Thankyou! I appreciate your reply. This is my first ever comment with 300+ likes though. It's already great, at least for me. 🙂

    • @jordanr5464
      @jordanr5464 3 роки тому +4

      iam dead lmao

    • @Shaunster1995
      @Shaunster1995 3 роки тому

      Lansing boi!!! Go State!

  • @kevinfelix2543
    @kevinfelix2543 2 роки тому +2

    love how honest this guy is

  • @Genrebenders
    @Genrebenders 2 роки тому +5

    Never knew there was a part 3 and I’m so ready for it!!

  • @lissi88
    @lissi88 3 роки тому +1025

    When Jocko enters a club , Security show him their I.D.

  • @willjackson6202
    @willjackson6202 3 роки тому +2305

    GQ: "Do you have any enemies Jocko?"
    Jocko: "Alive ones?"

  • @Brees1986
    @Brees1986 2 роки тому +17

    Tears of the Sun was a great movie. My biggest complaint was the team going off mission, but the tactics employed were pretty accurate.

    • @algorithmsavior3820
      @algorithmsavior3820 Рік тому

      Check

    • @DB-sj8km
      @DB-sj8km Рік тому +2

      Their tactics were awful lol. A basic infantry unit would mop the floor with that team.

    • @real3wcitizen
      @real3wcitizen 8 місяців тому

      Tears of the Sun... This was such a great movie. Especially watching this on the big screen "BACK IN THE DAY" (Just like Black Hawk Down). Very Action packed. Great Cast too. They also used real African's who actually experienced the horrors of those civil wars. Mad respect for the production crew for that. I really wish Jocko did a critique on the village rescue, when LT says, "We've already been engaged", than takes out his hush puppy (pistol with silencer), and proceeds..

  • @one_bad_mofo8658
    @one_bad_mofo8658 2 роки тому +8

    Jocko: "You just watched the Breakdown by GQ. Thanks for watching."
    I have never seen a man look a a camera and plug it with so little enthusiasm in my entire life.

  • @actionjackson9587
    @actionjackson9587 3 роки тому +555

    "The only bigger threat than the flying frag would be having to sit through a movie like Battleship."
    - Jocko Willink

  • @drewbeans69
    @drewbeans69 3 роки тому +1728

    Jocko was once shot. The bullet was pronounced dead at the scene.

    • @chasedavis8362
      @chasedavis8362 3 роки тому +16

      God tier comment

    • @animesimz8644
      @animesimz8644 2 роки тому +5

      This is the best comment in the section 🤣🤣🤣

    • @lordbanetheplayer8844
      @lordbanetheplayer8844 2 роки тому +19

      Imagine Jocko saw this comment. He would be like: 'Actually, bullets can't be prounounced dead. Unrealistic. 0/10'

    • @eliaskjrbo8142
      @eliaskjrbo8142 2 роки тому

      @@animesimz8644 Not really that funny

  • @lukeclayton8771
    @lukeclayton8771 10 місяців тому +3

    JOCKO absolutely annihilating Battleship was hilarious 😂 the disgust on his face was priceless

  • @chaislaw5014
    @chaislaw5014 2 роки тому +5

    His disdain over hollywoods version of excitment is as physical as his presence , and i am so here for it....
    hey on the plus side he doesnt have to worry about enemies learning any potential military tactics by watching films.

  • @portaadonai
    @portaadonai 3 роки тому +1355

    Jocko threw a grenade and killed 50 people. Then it exploded.

    • @brobroshane
      @brobroshane 3 роки тому +14

      Underrated

    • @heavymetalmusichead4969
      @heavymetalmusichead4969 3 роки тому +22

      @@brobroshane no. It's an old chuck norris joke this dude just recycled in an attempt to be funny.

    • @christhecripplercrossfaceb6017
      @christhecripplercrossfaceb6017 3 роки тому +6

      @@heavymetalmusichead4969 Exactly, I hate it when people say jokes like this is undderated when its been told like a thousand times.

    • @itshunni8346
      @itshunni8346 3 роки тому +14

      @@christhecripplercrossfaceb6017 I hate when people don't realize that the young might not recognize older jokes.

    • @christhecripplercrossfaceb6017
      @christhecripplercrossfaceb6017 3 роки тому +2

      @@itshunni8346 I hate when people stick their nose in my business.

  • @rossbates6929
    @rossbates6929 3 роки тому +1741

    When Jocko mistypes a word when texting, autocorrect adds it to the dictionary.

    • @georgeprendergast8305
      @georgeprendergast8305 3 роки тому +13

      Joko doesn't mistype

    • @miturbinesderty40
      @miturbinesderty40 3 роки тому +5

      Most phones do that. But it was a funny joke idsa

    • @porkerpete7722
      @porkerpete7722 3 роки тому +3

      @@miturbinesderty40 phones don't add misspelled words to the dictionary tho.

    • @ylondes9927
      @ylondes9927 3 роки тому +6

      @@porkerpete7722 if used often, it dous.

    • @chrisconley8583
      @chrisconley8583 2 роки тому

      He got the John Paul Jones quote wrong, so there goes your joke.

  • @joetheperformer
    @joetheperformer 2 роки тому +1

    Sea Err And Land.
    We need more Jocko. This was great!

  • @JasperTheFilmie
    @JasperTheFilmie 2 роки тому +6

    This is by far the funniest reaction Ive seen on UA-cam! It’s really good but Jocko is a beast 😂

  • @zerg9523
    @zerg9523 3 роки тому +691

    Jocko destroyed the periodic table of elements... he only recognises the element of surprise.

    • @godSPARDA1995
      @godSPARDA1995 3 роки тому +5

      That ia fantastic😂😂😂😂

    • @brittanym2080
      @brittanym2080 3 роки тому +3

      Have you seen this clip of Jocko? 😂
      ua-cam.com/video/dJ3S-LI7tZE/v-deo.html

    • @infiniteblaz3416
      @infiniteblaz3416 3 роки тому +1

      LOL

    • @16rumpole
      @16rumpole 3 роки тому +2

      thats an old chuck norris joke

  • @Sietse62
    @Sietse62 3 роки тому +3291

    Jocko isn't bored with movies, his reality is just more exciting.

    • @MohsinKhan-yv5zs
      @MohsinKhan-yv5zs 2 роки тому +26

      Underrated comment.

    • @eliaskjrbo8142
      @eliaskjrbo8142 2 роки тому +38

      @@MohsinKhan-yv5zs People who say underrated all the time deserve the death sentence

    • @f1r3hunt3rz5
      @f1r3hunt3rz5 2 роки тому +1

      This is low-key the truth lol

    • @serene_actual
      @serene_actual 2 роки тому +18

      @@eliaskjrbo8142 Underrated sentence

    • @sonny9493
      @sonny9493 2 роки тому +11

      @@serene_actual underrated reply

  • @matthewmoneypit1558
    @matthewmoneypit1558 2 роки тому +14

    The best part of battleship by far was the part of them firing up the engines of the Battleship Missouri. And the old sea dogs schooling our generation to real discipline.

    • @mjleger4555
      @mjleger4555 Рік тому +1

      I visited the USS Missouri when she was at Bremerton, Washington in about 1976 or so, it was quite mesmerizing to stand at the helm and look out. If I remember correctly, I think there was only one big gun left on the forward deck. The memorable old ship is in Pearl Harbor now, where she permanently rests next to the USS Arizona. She was finally officially decommissioned and now enjoys her rest where people can still gaze at her in awe, along with the USS Arizona Memorial. I also stayed on board the RMS Queen Mary around 1976 or so, which is now a hotel in Long Beach, California. Both beautiful, powerful-looking ships which saw a lot of water back when they were in service! i was also aboard the QEII with my parents but I don't really remember that; I understand the great old lady is a hotel in Dubai now!

  • @JustStayingGroovy
    @JustStayingGroovy 2 роки тому +4

    The word that you actually shout when throwing grenades is"Jocko"

  • @MysterySemicolon
    @MysterySemicolon 3 роки тому +926

    Movie: Hey, Jocko. I've got a joke for you.
    Jocko: No you don't.

    • @henrytai6227
      @henrytai6227 3 роки тому +1

      Me: OK..... 😥

    • @segueoyuri
      @segueoyuri 3 роки тому

      (while caressing his knife slowly)

  • @fightfan6700
    @fightfan6700 3 роки тому +2099

    Jocko wasn’t born. He was tactically deployed

    • @metal665lica
      @metal665lica 2 роки тому +26

      Haven't heard this one before. Good on you.

    • @speen9430
      @speen9430 2 роки тому

      @@metal665lica I have

    • @serene_actual
      @serene_actual 2 роки тому +2

      400th like

    • @noclue4210
      @noclue4210 2 роки тому +1

      @@speen9430 lmao he's probably being sarcastic

    • @jordanwerneck1184
      @jordanwerneck1184 2 роки тому +3

      Best comment i've read here.

  • @martineden7075
    @martineden7075 2 роки тому +2

    Jocko is the person you definitely want to be on your team! Always

  • @killcreate
    @killcreate 2 роки тому +5

    I'm glad Jocko didn't dissed Behind Enemy Lines heavily. Because that's my childhood heroic movie,

  • @MrDOB1000
    @MrDOB1000 3 роки тому +1437

    When Jocko goes to the cinema and needs a toilet break, they pause the movie til he comes back.

    • @pts5217
      @pts5217 3 роки тому +47

      Wrong. The movie pauses itself...out of respect.

    • @dafuzzylobsterweasel
      @dafuzzylobsterweasel 3 роки тому +21

      It's not jocko needs a toilet break, it's the movie that needs a toilet break because of jockos sheer brawn

    • @MrDOB1000
      @MrDOB1000 3 роки тому +7

      @@pts5217 in the words of Arnie....wrong

    • @pts5217
      @pts5217 3 роки тому +3

      @@MrDOB1000 haha

    • @rizl_ini
      @rizl_ini 2 роки тому +1

      🤣

  • @ADROKMCA
    @ADROKMCA 3 роки тому +922

    Club Owner: Your name isn’t on our list.
    Jocko: That’s not very realistic.
    Club Owner: Come on in.

  • @kamicloudss
    @kamicloudss 2 роки тому +15

    Jocko is like the older character who seems to know how to deal with every situation

  • @danieldimas6160
    @danieldimas6160 2 роки тому +1

    Chuck Norris tells legendary Jocko stories.

  • @paulreed3778
    @paulreed3778 3 роки тому +674

    Jocko looks like he’s about to eat an orange without peeling it.

    • @cliftonsargent1572
      @cliftonsargent1572 3 роки тому +14

      This should have so many more likes

    • @vivingeorge8417
      @vivingeorge8417 3 роки тому +4

      @@cliftonsargent1572 Absolutely!!! Loved it :-)

    • @citizenkang4194
      @citizenkang4194 3 роки тому +1

      Oranges are kumquats to him

    • @Sereomontis
      @Sereomontis 3 роки тому +1

      Peeling? Jocko doesn't need to peel his fruit. He just stares at it and the peels retreat automatically.

  • @shundashundalah
    @shundashundalah 3 роки тому +786

    The only time Jocko cleans his weapons is when he’s washing his hands

  • @MattH-wg7ou
    @MattH-wg7ou 2 роки тому +5

    14:00 new ejection seat kits in the Air Force include the GAU-5 and a handful of 30rd PMags. Basically a compact "breakdown" version of an M4.
    Much better than just a frikken M9 with FMJ.

  • @zaiah9252
    @zaiah9252 2 роки тому +4

    I love his analysis on Behind Enemy Lines. And his dry humor is funny

  • @noah-7174
    @noah-7174 2 роки тому +2026

    Jocko destroyed the periodic table, he only recognises the element of surprise.

    • @adamwsaxe
      @adamwsaxe 2 роки тому +12

      That's pretty good.

    • @anandmorris
      @anandmorris 2 роки тому +8

      Legendary comment

    • @ldarm
      @ldarm 2 роки тому +3

      LMFAO

    • @bakionigeri6414
      @bakionigeri6414 2 роки тому +3

      NIICE one!

    • @Enzo575
      @Enzo575 2 роки тому +12

      I saw this comment on his other video .....

  • @isayang8113
    @isayang8113 3 роки тому +611

    "The only bigger threat is having to sit through a movie like this"
    Oof

    • @autopepithesi
      @autopepithesi 3 роки тому +10

      Haha yeah I thought this too. Thats a huge burn

  • @chrisespinosa6875
    @chrisespinosa6875 Рік тому +2

    I love jocko man, him talking about Battleship was fkn hilarious

  • @damiankruhmin2624
    @damiankruhmin2624 2 роки тому +7

    His enthusiasm for the movie "Battleship" is hilarious.

  • @hobosolo9040
    @hobosolo9040 3 роки тому +3190

    Me: “Oh Battleship? Pretty good movie.”
    Jocko: “This is dumb.”
    Me: “This is f***ing dumb.”

    • @calebwilliams9331
      @calebwilliams9331 3 роки тому +88

      I think entertainment was the main mission on this movie so obviously military accuracy wasn't even a turshiary factor.
      I think I said that right 😄

    • @TheGenericDavis
      @TheGenericDavis 3 роки тому +108

      @@calebwilliams9331 You got it down phonetically, but "tertiary" is the correct spelling.

    • @calebwilliams9331
      @calebwilliams9331 3 роки тому +36

      @@TheGenericDavis gracias

    • @montecristo7527
      @montecristo7527 2 роки тому +2

      I would be like this too

    • @tomatowarfare849
      @tomatowarfare849 2 роки тому +22

      I would never dare call it a good or smart movie, but it is a fun one.

  • @folkewiklund1278
    @folkewiklund1278 3 роки тому +3986

    Fun fact: Jocko has a bear mat in his house, it isn’t dead or anything it’s just to scared to move

    • @liamleith8900
      @liamleith8900 3 роки тому +9

      Lol

    • @pattaccone5347
      @pattaccone5347 3 роки тому +26

      De he buy it off of chuck Norris ? 😉🤣

    • @folkewiklund1278
      @folkewiklund1278 3 роки тому +28

      @@pattaccone5347 legend says they caught it together

    • @pattaccone5347
      @pattaccone5347 3 роки тому +3

      @@folkewiklund1278 😂😂😂

    • @kbthrilla15
      @kbthrilla15 3 роки тому +6

      @@pattaccone5347 He is Chuck Norris's father

  • @Capt_OscarMike
    @Capt_OscarMike Рік тому

    JOCKO....After 2yrs...STILL A CLASSIC!!!

  • @yelanbastet7327
    @yelanbastet7327 Рік тому +5

    you can actually see within the three parts, Jocko getting more and more sick of the movies and inevitably taking out said rage on battleship and im here for it

  • @JohnReaper25435398
    @JohnReaper25435398 3 роки тому +316

    When Jocko started dating, his father-in-law asked for his approval

  • @tdogger
    @tdogger 3 роки тому +1073

    I guess Jocko is this generation’s Chuck Norris

    • @Quanic2000
      @Quanic2000 3 роки тому +163

      Chuck Norris is the past generations Jocko.

    • @JimothyK
      @JimothyK 3 роки тому +77

      "Chuck Norris? Never heard of her." JW

    • @citizenkang4194
      @citizenkang4194 3 роки тому +38

      Chuck Norris checks under his bed for Jocko at night

    • @southpaw97_
      @southpaw97_ 3 роки тому +1

      Always has been..

    • @sugewhitejacoby8654
      @sugewhitejacoby8654 3 роки тому

      Thats insulting to Chuck, Chuck has a heart!
      #RLTW 🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲

  • @SirensC3
    @SirensC3 11 місяців тому +2

    So fun to watch Jocko just shred movies. Mad respect sir.

  • @origosis
    @origosis 2 роки тому

    I love that he just just write off something as "Fake" like so many other breakdowns.
    He understands the movie making process and at times can see the possibility of some use cases even if they have never happened.

  • @stevecamp4817
    @stevecamp4817 3 роки тому +1385

    Me: Battleship is pretty good
    Jocko: The only bigger threat is having to sit through a movie like this
    Me: Never watched it before

    • @4realjacob637
      @4realjacob637 3 роки тому +29

      It's a fun movie not really supposed to be an Oscar worthy movie

    • @Yum_Yum_Delicious_Cum
      @Yum_Yum_Delicious_Cum 3 роки тому +12

      its realy bad :'D

    • @thescottishanimeguy9946
      @thescottishanimeguy9946 3 роки тому +10

      It is just a dumb action movie, I enjoyed watching it but it's just a brainless pop corn flick

    • @filodipicori
      @filodipicori 2 роки тому +5

      It's a sci-fi movie about fleet action, not really in Jocko's lane. Surprised he would cover it.

    • @hunterwilson1508
      @hunterwilson1508 2 роки тому +6

      If he would have cleaned his ears out he would have actually heard "vampire, vampire, vampire, killing with ciwis" which is an actual term

  • @crust1883
    @crust1883 3 роки тому +625

    Sometimes i come back here just to read the comments about Jocko

    • @ives3572
      @ives3572 3 роки тому +6

      Yeah, right, me too!😁

    • @davidritchie9344
      @davidritchie9344 3 роки тому +2

      It’s why I am here.

    • @user-Chris89
      @user-Chris89 2 роки тому +3

      Me right now

    • @schiz0phren1c
      @schiz0phren1c 2 роки тому +2

      @@user-Chris89 + Rodney, David Ritchie, and O.G. commenter Christopher Hou
      (In Kriegers voice) *ME TOO!*

    • @jasonpark4626
      @jasonpark4626 2 роки тому +1

      Never gets old

  • @ThomasTheVirus
    @ThomasTheVirus 2 роки тому

    these videos were the best, please bring him back!

  • @ingerfaber3411
    @ingerfaber3411 Рік тому

    "This is dumb" - that had me laugh out loud - thanks mate :)

  • @p.haugen7565
    @p.haugen7565 3 роки тому +1571

    "We don't yell grenade, we say something else"
    100% convinced that it's "YEET" but he's a bit embarrassed by it

    • @AarjavSinghKanyal
      @AarjavSinghKanyal 3 роки тому +25

      It's Poi

    • @TheTrueDoomSlayer
      @TheTrueDoomSlayer 3 роки тому +3

      @@AarjavSinghKanyal what

    • @joeykickass8284
      @joeykickass8284 3 роки тому +64

      They yell "Jacko!" And the enemy self destructs!!.

    • @interfusor
      @interfusor 3 роки тому +106

      I think it's "Gentlemen, I am now using my brain to give orders to my hand and arm to physically propel a small hand-held explosive device at the enemy target in order to cause death and mayhem, so look out would you kindly, and by that I mean that I want you to be careful of flying metal shards and bits too don't you know!"

    • @p.haugen7565
      @p.haugen7565 3 роки тому +47

      @CalamityEnsues that was my guess too, because of.. ngl movies and games..
      Probably just Jocko who wants to stay professional and don't tell any tactics that could endanger those currently serving, so I respect that type of "loyalty" no matter how trivial and well known it is

  • @harshbansal7982
    @harshbansal7982 3 роки тому +743

    My boi wasn’t even invited , he just came into the studio and started talking about movies .

  • @Brbos06
    @Brbos06 2 роки тому +1

    This guy is great! I love his commentary!!

  • @tyjurgensen2878
    @tyjurgensen2878 Рік тому +3

    Can we get more of when he does this please? Because out of all the military men and women that have done this I think this guy does it the best lol (and just explains everything perfect)

  • @Feldsomethin
    @Feldsomethin 3 роки тому +401

    I have a feeling Echo Charles had a hand in "suggesting" to put Battleship in the list just to trigger Jocko.