Almost, I'd call it second. Check out this vid, make sure to watch it first (although it's an average video). After watching, read the comments section and enjoy! ua-cam.com/video/3yt1bPRvSIc/v-deo.html
When i was realy young, I did that at school, I had my parents called about it. My mom said that she wasnt going to tell me a lie about Santa. Im Jewish by the way
There are lot of guys like that- where you can tell automatically that they were in the military and there are also a lot of military guys who don't look like what you might expect them to look like.
@@ajangmabior4606 no I get it, alot of games use sliders and usually the slider all the way to the left is super white and all the way to the right is super black, with Arabic Asian, latino and Indian and native American, in the middle
A buddy of mine had two partial malfunctions while halo jumping. The second was at night, and out of sheer dumb luck he ended up landing in a tree which ultimately saved his life. After that he was forced to leave the military because they deemed him ‘60% Disabled’. He broke no bones and only suffered minor head trauma. He is now an EMT in NY. Shout out to Mike for being the luckiest SOB I ever met.
You don't get a disability rating until after you get out. It's the VA that gives it not the military. Very few people do HALO i.e. only sf. Your buddy is lying to you bc no sf dude is working as an emt lmao
But maby if you dobidoo the things that cost your life in a narative mind. Zebra-minded miscief, ive appologise the burdon it hasnt been easy to give birth to a child thats sooo improved
One day, Jocko was talking a walk and Chuck Norris was coming in the opposite direction. None of them would step to the side, so they clashed into each other, causing a spacetime collapse. That timeline was destroyed and that universe disappeared. That means we are lucky enough to live in a timeline where Jocko and Chuck never walked into each other
Thank you for everything you’ve done! I was a boatswain’s mate back in 2006-2010 and did one deployment to the Horn of Africa. Our ship carried a team of SEALS and they caught 13 pirates! They were real cool guys and got along with our crew well. One team one fight as we say.
What’s interesting is that the movie he says has a ton of unrealistic scenes, was marketed as being accurate going so far as to having actual Navy Seals acting in it.
Some of the spacing issues, which is mentioned in multiple breakdowns for multiple movies, is necessary for camera angles to capture everyone involved. Like caravans never drive that closely to one another but filming vehicles hundreds of yards apart wouldn’t have the same impact on screen as seeing them one after the other. Keeping them close on film sacrifices realism but captures the presence and the scale of people involved.
*Lol!* I can just imagine Google updating everything daily, kinda like this: Word+description+examples and such, followed by: Addendum (JockoPatchGram41of46). Edit: We noticed. We know. We cool?
Why the fack would he come to my house? I'd have better luck getting my barber to come visit....But i'd one tap him before he ever got to the front door....
@@jesuissoldatamericain8771 "Hollywood" as a synonym of the American film industry isn't even liberal. It's ideologically entirely indifferent. All "Hollywood" is interested in is money, the more money, the better.
My sgt in the Corps was a scout sniper, he taught us to make chillier suits and it was honestly a simple (kinda simple I guess) yet pretty amazing process.
Jessica Smith You’re a female completely different. You can get away with being rude, without fear of repercussions. Such as comparing yourself to Jocko here. It’s okay, we all make mistakes.
@@easydays6833 I recently started binging it, I’m on episode 10 right now and I’m gunna listen to every episode, because there’s been so much value in every episode I’ve seen so far!
"We're assuming that the people handling them are hostile and what they need do is die". Said with such a straight face. I don't know why but this one really got me🤣
I listen to his other vid and podcasts. I'll continue to reiterate this, Thank you for the service and sacrifice to all of you that's gone into the military. I support and applaud each of you, stay safe
When Jocko looks in the mirror, his reflection salutes him
Where did you get that one.??
Logan Leslie My brain
Hold up
hahaahahahaah😂😂😂
Yeah and his radio automatically turn on and play star spangled banner
When Jocko heard that nothing could kill him, he went out, found nothing and killed it first.
Earthrise HAHAHAHAHA
Bbrruuuhhhh
DDD
Underrated
This is really underrated
When he says "freeze this frame" hes not actually pressing the pause button... The TV is just scared shitless...
Yeah mate.
#420 lol
Made my day
Zach Nichols 🤣
Bah hahaha
When Jocko joined the military, he looked at his dad and said
“You’re the man of the house now”
underrated comment
Super underrated
Lol
This is the best comment.
And his Dad replied, “yes sir, I won’t let you down”.
When Jocko said "freeze that frame" I couldnt move for 5 minutes.
Bruh😂😂😂
Lucky, most people he says that to can't move *permanently*
OMG best comment ever for this video!! 🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Hahaa
lmao
"Dad, I want a dog for Christmas."
Jocko: "Check! No factor. That's a great asset to have.
Jocko: "Check. That's a great asset to have."
First you need to understand all the varying dichotomies involved in being an extreme leader to your asset*
Haha 🤤
No Factor
hahaha nice one
When Jocko runs out of ammo, his rifle will continue to fire out of fear of disappointing Jocko.
Nina a
Jocko: *Breathes*
Rifle: So anyways I started blasting!
This one wins
Dammmm that’s a good one🤣
Navy seal (US)*and Marcos(INDIA)* both special forces are friends
His rifle starts to magnify the bullets out of the enemy's rifles and refilling jockos mag. 😂
“Freeze this frame” is the manliest alternative for “pause”
Throthgaar and no one physically pressed the pause button the video just did what jocko ordered it to do
😂😂
I was the 1,000th like on this comment
E N H A N C E
Is it though...
Jocko never sleeps; he just closes his eyes while he waits.
underrated
😂💀💀💀
to be honest, as a SEAL he probably does sleep that lightly.
You think he's closes his eyes lol lightweigtj
I think he actually only sleeps like 4 hours a night lol
In school teachers had to raise their hands to speak to Jocko.
Underrated comment 😂😂😂
Ok this one actually got me.
Lol
😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
Jocko actually died 5 years ago. The Grim Reaper is still working up the courage to tell him.
Hahahaha
🤣🤣 nah , the reaper just said screw it ..
😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂
Nice...
Jocko just walked in and set this up himself, he didn’t receive an invite or anything.
J: "good morning" *sit*
Crew: "excuse me who are you? It's 7am"
J: "get the camera and the screen ready"
Crew: "ok" *prepared*
Cendekiawan al ghifari the crew say: check
😂😂😂
😂
Jocko didn't do anything. He just sat there and they build the entire studio around him, including the main building.
When Jocko says “freeze this frame” no one pressed pause, the characters in the movie just froze in fear...
Why is this comment section so perfect
Nice
Loooool
And everyone else in the room instinctively froze as well.
11/10 comment
When he says, “Freeze this frame”, the screen just shits itself and pauses
RichHobo yes sirrr 😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣
RichHobo Lmfao I'm dying!!!😂😂
had a good laugh when I read this 😂
I almost paused the video when he said that
After Jocko finished breaking down these clips, the movies thanked him.
Simple, but effective. 😂
The producers u mean
@@vineetverma6645 No, I'm pretty sure he meant the movies
He should get his star on the walk of fame.
And the producers personally apologized for the inconsistencies
When Jocko makes a spelling mistake, the dictionary is updated.
Lmao
Lol good one
This gained 300 likes in a day lmfao
No only Zlatan does
Best one yet
This is the single most amazing comment section ever conceived
Almost, I'd call it second. Check out this vid, make sure to watch it first (although it's an average video). After watching, read the comments section and enjoy! ua-cam.com/video/3yt1bPRvSIc/v-deo.html
I totally agree 🤣
Facts
MrDanielHawes It makes it better if you don’t watch the video and just skip to the comment section 😂
@@MrDanielHawes The comments were meh imo. I wouldn't even call it the 2nd best comment section
When jocko was a kid he was the one who told his parents Santa wasn’t real
Jonny Groves more like he made santa question wether or not he was real
When i was realy young, I did that at school, I had my parents called about it. My mom said that she wasnt going to tell me a lie about Santa. Im Jewish by the way
"guys come to the kitchen i gotta brief you on something"
Created santa
Dude...dude how bout a spoiler alert!! My world is spinning right now.
When Jocko gets pulled over, the officer gives him their license and registration
cringe
Based
On Jocko's license there's a picture of the car.
@@biohazard8295 on the cop's license there's a pic showing Jocko banging the cops wife with the officer watching
No it’s awesome
Jocko is the kinda guy that goes to the basement without turning the lights on
Nirvaan Laishram you shouldn’t have said that, he can hear you
So am I. USMC
Why do I hear boss music
Well yeah, it's because he has nightvision gear.
Lmao
Robbers: trying to rob jocko's house
Jocko: *THATS VERY UNREALISTIC*
lol
That's also a suicidal mission
Robbers : "yeah ok, my bad"
*robber sees jocko*
Robber: Here take my wallet and my car keys
"It's a non factor"
this dude walked outta the house at the age of 12 and told his father “you’re the man of the house now”
iForgot160 o crap! ‘I’ll do my best son.’
😂
Yes bcos I need to take care of our country, including you
Iforgot160
hahahahahhahaha
😂😂😂
That's one guy who will never have to tell he was in the military. It's written all over him
_Ugly navy seal_
True. He looks like a real life GI Joe.
@@idontknowwhattoputhere.3572 thats 100% accurate, too. One case where you can definitely judge a book by its cover.
There are lot of guys like that- where you can tell automatically that they were in the military and there are also a lot of military guys who don't look like what you might expect them to look like.
For sure
When jocko left for training he gave his dad the “you’re the man of the house now” talk
DED AHAHA GOOD ONE
Ha!
🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
ChickenNation made my day hahaha
Roflmao but so true jocko is the man!
This is what happens when you max everything during character creation.
Except skin colour.
@@hassansyed696 that joke fell flat ay 😂😂😂
@@hassansyed696 lol black people😂
@@ajangmabior4606 no I get it, alot of games use sliders and usually the slider all the way to the left is super white and all the way to the right is super black, with Arabic Asian, latino and Indian and native American, in the middle
Except hair
I know everyone thinks Jocko is invincible, but he actually did get shot once. The bullet didn’t make it.
😂
Bro🤣
🤣
Dammit, Jocko, that bullet had a family!
This is the best comment so far hahaha
Jocko looks like he taught his dad how to shave.
Jocko doesn't shave, he flexes the hair away.
🤣🤣🤣
Jocko gives pigs JockoBack rides
@@chintex_ he probably has so much muscle his hair cant even break through his skin
Jocko doesn’t do push-ups, he pushes the world down.
A buddy of mine had two partial malfunctions while halo jumping. The second was at night, and out of sheer dumb luck he ended up landing in a tree which ultimately saved his life. After that he was forced to leave the military because they deemed him ‘60% Disabled’. He broke no bones and only suffered minor head trauma. He is now an EMT in NY. Shout out to Mike for being the luckiest SOB I ever met.
You don't get a disability rating until after you get out. It's the VA that gives it not the military. Very few people do HALO i.e. only sf. Your buddy is lying to you bc no sf dude is working as an emt lmao
@@deusvult6920 Well he is. What else can you tell me about people you don’t even know?
wow
wtf is that pfp
Whenever Jocko creates an account, the Terms & Conditions agrees with him
underrated
SteadyOn very
. I hope too
Nice one
Underrated 🤣
"because we're assuming that the people who have the hostages are hostile and what they need to do is die"
That was unexpected gold right there
Was looking for this comment lol
I knew someone else felt the same lmao
D Roganovic Fuze approves of this message
This line cracked me up so hard.
21:06
Jocko doesn’t wear a belt. His pants stay up out of respect.
oh wes.
Austin Berndlmaier *_oh yes._*
My pants stay up because I chose the correct size when I got them.
Jocko isnt a black belt it Brazilian jujitsu, he allowed the black belt in Brazilan jujitsu
Gemnox -lmao fr
"I wasn't a breacher either" Jocko said. he didn't need to go to breaching school, the doors already were so afraid they opened up voluntarily for him
Jocko: SEALS are just normal people
Comments: jocko doesn’t blink, the sun does
Huh, I wondered why the sun just randomly goes dark every now and then.
He is the new chuck norris
Yah and werewolves are just normal dogs😈
Brad Donovan chuck Norris? Never heard of her
When Jocko fired his water gun, the Big Bang happened.
When Jocko was born the doctor look at his parents and said “It’s a man”
Trevor Anderson no factor
This is the best one and deserves more likes.
Jocko: Check.
Stfu
Lol congratulations, it's a man.
He looks like he wakes his alarm clock up every morning
Yea after a while of waking up at the same time your body will adapt and create its own alarm clock
Don’t forget he teachers leaders (navy seals) how to actually lead.
Michael Briand he's a beast
He does
"Every morning is Monday morning; every night is Friday night."
Jocko's the kind of guy that doesn't check to see if the shower water is warm before getting in.
Jocko is the guy who gives chills to cold water.
Jocko doesn’t even blow on a hot food or drink before consuming it. He just intimidates it into the correct temperature.
thats also me, the cold shock is funny
The shower is just always warm out of fear of disappointing Jocko
Me: wow that's cool
Jocko: that's not realistic
Me: that's not realistic
Relatable
True
CHECK
Everything Jocko says is Liable Information.
Hahaha
Terrorists tell each other Jocko is just a myth for group morale
Small Caps underrated!!!
Banayaga
Jocko: *walks in*
Terrorists: Were gonna be ok *cries*
Voortexing Terrorists: "Why do I hear boss music?"
@@WickedPhase Jocko: Your time has come to an end
Jocko got pulled over once, but let the officer off with a verbal warning.
Lmfao
underrated
this is a stolen comment
@@FearUniverse huh?
@@FearUniverse still good
When Jocko is late to class, The teachers apologize for being early.
When Jocko turned 18 his parents left the house
😂😂😂
Jocko also left
BKP GAMI 😂😂😂
the best one so far lol
This happened to me at age 16. :D
Me: this is the best comment section on UA-cam
Jocko: no it's not
Me: no it's not
Andy Stratter I’ve seen a comment with 20k likes and no comments lol
Andy Stratter I didn’t unfortunately 😂
But maby if you dobidoo the things that cost your life in a narative mind. Zebra-minded miscief, ive appologise the burdon it hasnt been easy to give birth to a child thats sooo improved
Big Chris Miller how am I lying? Go to old popular videos. You are so sad mate
Bob Ross coment section am I a joke to you
I only saw a bit of this video, up until he said 'Freeze this frame'. I'm still waiting for his next command
Guys you are killing me
Hahahahaha
Ha!
Scared shitless!
🤣
Jocko has a Polar Bear rug.
It isn't dead, it's just too afraid to move.
a polar bear would disagree with this notion
stolen comment
@@rykehuss3435 not for long
Just a recycled chuck norris joke.
When Jocko enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off.
Mixtli Escobedo 🤯
😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂
Mixtli has the best ones!! 😂
🤣🤣🤣
Ghosts sit around a campfire and tell Jocko stories.
Lol 😂😂😂. I was just having goosebumps about a horror movie and this made me laugh.
Its the other way around,Jocko tells THEM stories
Rorke hunts Ghosts
Jocko hunts Rorke
For the f*****g win
😂😂😂
When monsters go to sleep, they check for Jocko under the bed.
😄
Deserves many likes
Jocko is Doom Slayer
Their actually checking for Mr.Wick
@@prophswrld Haha I'm a doom player since start of first doom
Loved the “ they’re hostile, and what they need to do is die.” The nonchalance of it just killed me
Well you were hostile
@@keelyourshelf
To an invader, yes
Jockos microwave automatically stops at 1 second to not annoy him
Underrated
@@underrated4499 totally
This comment just made my day as I just used the microwave and stopped it at 1 second
Wouldn't that annoy him even more since it wouldn't heat up his food?
69 likes
When Jocko runs out of bullets, the enemies shoot themselves
They don’t want to be choked by his
Big
White
Hands
Ifunny
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
When somebody says "i am not afraid to die", He is crazy or His name is "Jocko Willink"
Robber: Give me your money
Jocko: That’s not very realistic
Robber: Understandable, have a great day
Robbers give Jocko their money
He has bulletproof eyebrows
@@silentface1989 d*ck
@@reman3000 what
😂😂😂😂
One day, Jocko was talking a walk and Chuck Norris was coming in the opposite direction. None of them would step to the side, so they clashed into each other, causing a spacetime collapse. That timeline was destroyed and that universe disappeared. That means we are lucky enough to live in a timeline where Jocko and Chuck never walked into each other
Underrated. This comment needs to blow up. 😂
Chuck ''face lift' Norris is an embarrassment
That was the big bang and the recreation of our universe.
Thanos learned this. . . And thought maybe the Infinity Stones weren't worth it after all.
Chuck Norris is an actor. Jocko is a legit killer. Gtfo
In high school the teacher asked Jocko if they could go to the bathroom
Lmao
Niko The Nomad what did he say
Jocko would say "I dont know can you?" And the teacher would respond "Not unless you allow me to"
The hall pass needs Jocko to safely pee
Elementary to
This dude kicked a horse in the chin once. That horse is a giraffe now
Brilliant
That’s a chuck norris joke
scorpion 8862😂😂😂I’m dead
I need your profile pic
Wahahaha..genius..
Jocko is the kind of guy that reads the whole terms and condition and clicks disagree
LMFAO
This one killed me 😂
They're not realistic
But he can install the program anyway
This is the best one
Thank you for everything you’ve done! I was a boatswain’s mate back in 2006-2010 and did one deployment to the Horn of Africa. Our ship carried a team of SEALS and they caught 13 pirates! They were real cool guys and got along with our crew well. One team one fight as we say.
Jocko doesn’t shoot his weapon, he just throws the bullets
sawyer Morrill-Cornelius I mean look at those weapons for arms
I know Right?!
why do i get the feeling like the dog is writing this comment
@@samvrantsinghthapa1806 because it is.
He throws them like darts 😂
When people ask “how many push ups can you do?” Jocko says “all of them”
😂
Looool this is funnier than all those 50k like comments on g🤣🤣🤣🤣
I love these comments I have gotten a good laugh out of them
People: "How many push ups can you do"
Jacko: "Yes..."
LOL that made me laugh out loud. Good one.
Waiter: How would you like your steak?
Jocko: *Breathing*
Lmao😂😂
You're so stupid 😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Bruh wtf lmao
@@puffinpearcings6444 Explain
What’s interesting is that the movie he says has a ton of unrealistic scenes, was marketed as being accurate going so far as to having actual Navy Seals acting in it.
I had the same thought. He didn’t pick apart the other movies like I expected. Just that one
Are you going to tell him he is wrong? I'm not.
Some of the spacing issues, which is mentioned in multiple breakdowns for multiple movies, is necessary for camera angles to capture everyone involved.
Like caravans never drive that closely to one another but filming vehicles hundreds of yards apart wouldn’t have the same impact on screen as seeing them one after the other.
Keeping them close on film sacrifices realism but captures the presence and the scale of people involved.
Every time JOCKO makes a grammatical mistake... the dictionary is updated.
Angel Garcia lololol
Jocko doesn't make mistakes, he just sets new standards.
Hilarious bro.👏
*Lol!* I can just imagine Google updating everything daily, kinda like this:
Word+description+examples and such, followed by:
Addendum (JockoPatchGram41of46).
Edit:
We noticed. We know. We cool?
BAHAHA
When Jocko was born, he drove his mother to the hospital.
Chris Escobar 💀💀💀 y’all are killing me
Dang 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Thats like "every 60 seconds in africa a minute passes"
Yo that's next level😂😂😂😂 did u really come up with this on your own? Be honest
The thing is, no one is born like that
Jocko has a grizzly bear carpet. It isn’t dead or anything it’s just too afraid to move.
I think this one is my favorite🤣
😂😂😂😂
god im dead
Lmao
He is the Chuck Norris of Navy SEALS lol
Jocko is the kind of guy firefighters would call when they can't break open a tightly sealed door
Breach signal ahead...
I'll take your advice & not let anyone know I'm scared except when I'm dealing with a family member whose doing something really dangerous 😢
Jacko died when??
Guess this guy is not a trans😂😅
Jocko’s the kinda guy that firefighters want to be when they grow up
I bet Jocko is reading the comments and having a nice chuckle about how people are downplaying his abilities.
underated comment
That took a turn
Had us in the first half
@@xXDragonTribalXx HIGHLY so
This comment was a rollercoaster emotionally
If Jocko was on the Titanic the iceberg would have moved out of the way.
Move b**** get out the way.
No jocko was the iceberg that sunk the titanic
he would’ve tackled the iceberg out of the way
@@5yogurt get out the way get out the way
When Jocko comes to your house, you're the guest.
This had me in stitches. :-D
@@enlin same!!
Why the fack would he come to my house? I'd have better luck getting my barber to come visit....But i'd one tap him before he ever got to the front door....
TOM LUTZ do you not know what a joke is? Trying to sound tough but honestly you just sounded stupid
😂😂😂😂
Jocko is the kinda guy that throws bullets with precision to do more damage than actual weapons
Type of guy to only use his fists in close quarters combat
@@ColdSalt99 even in long range he punches the air and eventually the enemy will get hit by the blast wave
"This is not realistic"
Hollywood apologizes to Jocko and remakes movies.
Lol
Hollywood itself has no patriotic spirit. They are just liberal. They won't care what they are doing.
@@jesuissoldatamericain8771 "Hollywood" as a synonym of the American film industry isn't even liberal. It's ideologically entirely indifferent. All "Hollywood" is interested in is money, the more money, the better.
And they really should be.
Jocko: "What they need to do is die"
Hostiles: *Dies spontaneously*
Jocko has so much power that hostiles die when they look in his eyes.
Jocko never actually shot anyone, he inserted the bullets manually.
😂😂😂😂
Lol
😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂
🤣🤣
As someone who is active duty US military, we talk about special operations dudes like they're Greek gods
Thanks for saying special operations instead of special forces
Youre not even kidding. Even in person they seem 8ft tall.
That's taller than William Wallace.
Jocko is taller than the tape measure
*Jocko kills the 0.01% of bacteria that hand sanitizer doesn’t get*
Remy Goon 😅😂🤣
OKAY THIS ONE GOT ME LMAO
😂😂
LMFAOO
Nah he kills 100% of the bacteria
Also he is the 0.01%
When jockos phone rings in the theater they pause the movie
Underrated
Cam Giesler you liked your own comment but your comment was a fact
this ones my favorite 💀
Mosu Gaming actually didn’t
Best one
He doesn’t wear a watch, he decides what time it is
You Bet Your Sweet Bippy I Like It!! LMAOOO
ElGuapo408 😂
It’s chico time
Literally died
TIME FOR ME TO BEAT UP MY Daughter's boyfriend lmao
Before attending a concert the band always submits the set list to Jocko ahead of time for final approval.
😅🤟🤟
In school, teachers used to raise their hands to talk with Jocko.
😭
No teacher would do that, come on bro dont be stupid.
Jonathan Wicked are you okay?
Jonathan Wicked You need help my G? Who broke your heart ?
Jonathan Wicked jocko must’ve sent you to make him look really smart because you’re not
He looks like he gave his father “the talk”
Mis Waridi when a man and a woman love each other very much, they do a special dance and a baby pops out!
@Nate Rousseau His mom is Ms. Marvel?
Ha
I did.
@@streamsniperpolice3876 are you.. actually jocko?
This has to be the funniest comment section I've seen in a long time.
Agreed
True
I'm stoned and I haven't stopped laughing for a while tbh
Facts
Check.
I really loved it when Jocko said "it's Jockoing time" then Jocko'ed. Truly one of the Jocko moments.
One of the moments that has ever existed indeed 🙏
Painfully unfunny.
When Jocko doesn’t go gym, the weights have rest days
underrated
underrated
ua-cam.com/video/jgm0RQ31jsQ/v-deo.html
I thought when he's not juicing his liver and kidneys have some days off
Too bad Jocko never doesn't go to the gym
someone attacks jocko.
jocko: thats not very realistic.
I dont know why i broke down laughing when other comments didnt
Nice😁
LOL
I'll pay that joke
Jocko wouldn't though, YOU WOULD PAY HIM
also started laughing xD
"No factor"
Me: That guy timed a sniper shot, so cool!
Jocko: its dumb
Me: its dumb
Navy seal (US)*and Marcos(INDIA)* both special forces are friends
@@arnabsen3146 no one ask.
What good ni8
Fr💀💀💀
@@arnabsen3146 Marcos are also one of the deadliest Marine Commandos in the world.
My sgt in the Corps was a scout sniper, he taught us to make chillier suits and it was honestly a simple (kinda simple I guess) yet pretty amazing process.
You were in the Corps but call it a "chillier" suit? I hope that's just a typo/auto-correct LMAO.
@@user-rr5ce1wb2jhis name is trollusa so I doubt he's serious
@@Vlamyncksken No his name just means he's a Chump supporter.
@@user-rr5ce1wb2j no need to get all political in here, brother
@@Vlamyncksken Trollusa is a political name. Its relevant to the discussion. This guy is trolling the usa just like chump is.
I once tried typing in “JOCKO” as a password
but it said
“This password is too strong, please try entering another”
X.Ivan.X 😂😂😂 I’m dead
2nd comment on this and LMAO
This comment won the internet lmao 😂
New golden comment. Congratulations citizen here's your oakleys.
Broo wtf
Jocko doesn't read books, he stares them down untill they give him the information he needs
The book doesn't even wait, they just obey
The books read Jocko, Jocko doesn't read the books.
Lmaoo this one was good
Old Chuck Norris joke.
Lol lol lol. These comments are gold.
Jocko, the only guy that can tell the barber he didnt like the haircut.
And me cause I'm not paying if they mess it up. And I'm 5'2 100lbs
@BoOm BaLlOoN true didnt think of that lmaoo.
Jessica Smith You’re a female completely different. You can get away with being rude, without fear of repercussions.
Such as comparing yourself to Jocko here.
It’s okay, we all make mistakes.
In fairness if a barber messes up a buzzcut i hope they’re told off.
I know it’s joke, just wanted to poke some fun :P
I have had some jacked up haircuts and it’s always a ‘Oh yeah, looks great’
Never heard of this guy, but i already like him.
No BS type, straight to the point.
Claymore mines move out of his way.
He has an amazing podcast that you might like. Just look up The Jaco willink podcast, you might find something of interest there
@@easydays6833 I recently started binging it, I’m on episode 10 right now and I’m gunna listen to every episode, because there’s been so much value in every episode I’ve seen so far!
One time jocko got shot in his arm, the bullet is still in critical condition
Ok this is the one
Poor bullet, it never recovered.
LMFAOAOAOAOA
Blm: bullet lives matter
*Thats Unrealistic*
*Parachute fails*
Jocko: No.
*Parachute reopens*
LMFAOOOOO
it would
😂😂😂😂
Lol
That's just dumb.
Jocko doesn't need a parachute. 😋
On exams, Jocko writes the answers and the teacher has to write the correct questions
Nicolás Bosch lol
Lmfao
I'm gonna steal that one!
Lmao
He do?
I think the fact that he has the remote tells you everything you need to know about him. It's his show now.
What do mean now, the CEO changed the founders names to just "Jocko" immediately, it was always his show they just didn't know it yet.
He stole it
Jocko's terrified camera crew whispering amongst themselves: "How does he keep doing that? There arent even any batteries in that remote..."
Brilliant!
this is amazing
he just tells the TV to “freeze at this frame” and it does.
Yes yes
Funny because that's actually true, on some videos you can see they aren't even pressing the button on the remote
Jocko’s Mom: I just gave birth to a son, what do we name him?
Jocko: My name’s Jocko.
Jocko’s Mom: Check!
These comments are gold😂
Lmao
Hahahahaha
B Loomis lmfaooooooo
My dads name is jocko😂
Death once had a near Jocko experience.
Lmao!!!
*Chuck Norris
Freaking awesome 😂😂😂
so underrated^
If jocko doesn't get you once he'll get you another time
"We're assuming that the people handling them are hostile and what they need do is die".
Said with such a straight face. I don't know why but this one really got me🤣
Fun fact: There were no batteries in the dvd remote.
When filming this and he says "freeze this" the DVD player stopped out of fear.
Lol
LOL😂
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Underrated lmaoooo
This dude is the most military-looking military dude that's ever militaried
AmahMasBoy 👍🏽🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Military 100
Swoll 100
You literally couldn't have put it better
@Marius Ipad or they just workout a lot, you dont need steroids to get that big
Dude is a living GI Joe
Jocko once got a call in the theater. They had to pause the movie.
Good one!
Hahaha nice
Now that is terrific 😂
I listen to his other vid and podcasts. I'll continue to reiterate this, Thank you for the service and sacrifice to all of you that's gone into the military. I support and applaud each of you, stay safe