@@ajangmabior4606 no I get it, alot of games use sliders and usually the slider all the way to the left is super white and all the way to the right is super black, with Arabic Asian, latino and Indian and native American, in the middle
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There are lot of guys like that- where you can tell automatically that they were in the military and there are also a lot of military guys who don't look like what you might expect them to look like.
When i was realy young, I did that at school, I had my parents called about it. My mom said that she wasnt going to tell me a lie about Santa. Im Jewish by the way
A buddy of mine had two partial malfunctions while halo jumping. The second was at night, and out of sheer dumb luck he ended up landing in a tree which ultimately saved his life. After that he was forced to leave the military because they deemed him ‘60% Disabled’. He broke no bones and only suffered minor head trauma. He is now an EMT in NY. Shout out to Mike for being the luckiest SOB I ever met.
You don't get a disability rating until after you get out. It's the VA that gives it not the military. Very few people do HALO i.e. only sf. Your buddy is lying to you bc no sf dude is working as an emt lmao
Hey, you're a soldier. Part of the job. I'm sure doctors casually talking about medical procedures and stories honestly would make you squeamish, especially if they really do into detail. They do as well, they just don't give names or dates.
@@DamienDarksideBlog absolutely. As an MP officer who's only been in for a couple of years, the kind of black humor experienced MPs and combat medics who've deployed have is something else. Month or so ago a soldier offed himself by changing lanes on the highway and going headfirst into a passenger bus; obviously he got straight rekt, and the bus driver died as well cause the car the Soldier was driving sheared off his legs, and one of my old squad leaders was the patrol who responded to the incident. After I heard about this I went to see the squad leader to ask if he was doing okay, but I found him talking with a platoon sergeant; they were joking about how the Soldier who offed himself was being disrespectful because he wouldn't respond to his (my old SL's) questions and demands to get out of the car.
One day, Jocko was talking a walk and Chuck Norris was coming in the opposite direction. None of them would step to the side, so they clashed into each other, causing a spacetime collapse. That timeline was destroyed and that universe disappeared. That means we are lucky enough to live in a timeline where Jocko and Chuck never walked into each other
Thank you for everything you’ve done! I was a boatswain’s mate back in 2006-2010 and did one deployment to the Horn of Africa. Our ship carried a team of SEALS and they caught 13 pirates! They were real cool guys and got along with our crew well. One team one fight as we say.
Why am I not surprised that this is what a navy seal named Jocko is like. Most legendary quote: "they are considered hostiles, and what they need to do is die"
Why the fack would he come to my house? I'd have better luck getting my barber to come visit....But i'd one tap him before he ever got to the front door....
What’s interesting is that the movie he says has a ton of unrealistic scenes, was marketed as being accurate going so far as to having actual Navy Seals acting in it.
Some of the spacing issues, which is mentioned in multiple breakdowns for multiple movies, is necessary for camera angles to capture everyone involved. Like caravans never drive that closely to one another but filming vehicles hundreds of yards apart wouldn’t have the same impact on screen as seeing them one after the other. Keeping them close on film sacrifices realism but captures the presence and the scale of people involved.
*Lol!* I can just imagine Google updating everything daily, kinda like this: Word+description+examples and such, followed by: Addendum (JockoPatchGram41of46). Edit: We noticed. We know. We cool?
@@easydays6833 I recently started binging it, I’m on episode 10 right now and I’m gunna listen to every episode, because there’s been so much value in every episode I’ve seen so far!
@@jesuissoldatamericain8771 "Hollywood" as a synonym of the American film industry isn't even liberal. It's ideologically entirely indifferent. All "Hollywood" is interested in is money, the more money, the better.
My sgt in the Corps was a scout sniper, he taught us to make chillier suits and it was honestly a simple (kinda simple I guess) yet pretty amazing process.
Jessica Smith You’re a female completely different. You can get away with being rude, without fear of repercussions. Such as comparing yourself to Jocko here. It’s okay, we all make mistakes.
"We're assuming that the people handling them are hostile and what they need do is die". Said with such a straight face. I don't know why but this one really got me🤣
Yeah but jocko has a poster of chuck on his wall as well. They both said to their fathers after they left their parental house: now you're the man of the house.
I listen to his other vid and podcasts. I'll continue to reiterate this, Thank you for the service and sacrifice to all of you that's gone into the military. I support and applaud each of you, stay safe
When Jocko looks in the mirror, his reflection salutes him
Where did you get that one.??
Logan Leslie My brain
Hold up
hahaahahahaah😂😂😂
Yeah and his radio automatically turn on and play star spangled banner
“Freeze this frame” is the manliest alternative for “pause”
Throthgaar and no one physically pressed the pause button the video just did what jocko ordered it to do
😂😂
I was the 1,000th like on this comment
E N H A N C E
Is it though...
When he says "freeze this frame" hes not actually pressing the pause button... The TV is just scared shitless...
Yeah mate.
#420 lol
Made my day
Zach Nichols 🤣
Bah hahaha
This is what happens when you max everything during character creation.
Except skin colour.
@@hassansyed696 that joke fell flat ay 😂😂😂
@@hassansyed696 lol black people😂
@@ajangmabior4606 no I get it, alot of games use sliders and usually the slider all the way to the left is super white and all the way to the right is super black, with Arabic Asian, latino and Indian and native American, in the middle
Except hair
When Jocko heard that nothing could kill him, he went out, found nothing and killed it first.
Earthrise HAHAHAHAHA
Bbrruuuhhhh
DDD
Underrated
This is really underrated
In school teachers had to raise their hands to speak to Jocko.
Underrated comment 😂😂😂
Ok this one actually got me.
Lol
😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
When Jocko joined the military, he looked at his dad and said
“You’re the man of the house now”
underrated comment
Super underrated
Lol
This is the best comment.
And his Dad replied, “yes sir, I won’t let you down”.
When Jocko said "freeze that frame" I couldnt move for 5 minutes.
Bruh😂😂😂
Lucky, most people he says that to can't move *permanently*
OMG best comment ever for this video!! 🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Hahaa
lmao
Jocko never sleeps; he just closes his eyes while he waits.
underrated
😂💀💀💀
to be honest, as a SEAL he probably does sleep that lightly.
You think he's closes his eyes lol lightweigtj
I think he actually only sleeps like 4 hours a night lol
When Jocko says “freeze this frame” no one pressed pause, the characters in the movie just froze in fear...
Why is this comment section so perfect
Nice
Loooool
And everyone else in the room instinctively froze as well.
11/10 comment
After Jocko finished breaking down these clips, the movies thanked him.
Simple, but effective. 😂
The producers u mean
@@vineetverma6645 No, I'm pretty sure he meant the movies
He should get his star on the walk of fame.
And the producers personally apologized for the inconsistencies
Jocko is the kinda guy that goes to the basement without turning the lights on
Nirvaan Laishram you shouldn’t have said that, he can hear you
So am I. USMC
Why do I hear boss music
Well yeah, it's because he has nightvision gear.
Lmao
I know everyone thinks Jocko is invincible, but he actually did get shot once. The bullet didn’t make it.
😂
Bro🤣
🤣
Dammit, Jocko, that bullet had a family!
This is the best comment so far hahaha
Terrorists tell each other Jocko is just a myth for group morale
Small Caps underrated!!!
Banayaga
Jocko: *walks in*
Terrorists: Were gonna be ok *cries*
Voortexing Terrorists: "Why do I hear boss music?"
@@WickedPhase Jocko: Your time has come to an end
When he says, “Freeze this frame”, the screen just shits itself and pauses
RichHobo yes sirrr 😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣
RichHobo Lmfao I'm dying!!!😂😂
had a good laugh when I read this 😂
I almost paused the video when he said that
Jocko actually died 5 years ago. The Grim Reaper is still working up the courage to tell him.
Hahahaha
🤣🤣 nah , the reaper just said screw it ..
😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂
Nice...
When jocko left for training he gave his dad the “you’re the man of the house now” talk
DED AHAHA GOOD ONE
Ha!
🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
ChickenNation made my day hahaha
Roflmao but so true jocko is the man!
I only saw a bit of this video, up until he said 'Freeze this frame'. I'm still waiting for his next command
Guys you are killing me
Hahahahaha
Ha!
Scared shitless!
🤣
This is the single most amazing comment section ever conceived
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I totally agree 🤣
Facts
MrDanielHawes It makes it better if you don’t watch the video and just skip to the comment section 😂
@@MrDanielHawes The comments were meh imo. I wouldn't even call it the 2nd best comment section
When Jocko gets pulled over, the officer gives him their license and registration
cringe
Based
On Jocko's license there's a picture of the car.
@@biohazard8295 on the cop's license there's a pic showing Jocko banging the cops wife with the officer watching
No it’s awesome
Whenever Jocko creates an account, the Terms & Conditions agrees with him
underrated
SteadyOn very
. I hope too
Nice one
Underrated 🤣
"because we're assuming that the people who have the hostages are hostile and what they need to do is die"
That was unexpected gold right there
Was looking for this comment lol
I knew someone else felt the same lmao
D Roganovic Fuze approves of this message
This line cracked me up so hard.
21:06
Jocko just walked in and set this up himself, he didn’t receive an invite or anything.
J: "good morning" *sit*
Crew: "excuse me who are you? It's 7am"
J: "get the camera and the screen ready"
Crew: "ok" *prepared*
Cendekiawan al ghifari the crew say: check
😂😂😂
😂
Jocko didn't do anything. He just sat there and they build the entire studio around him, including the main building.
That's one guy who will never have to tell he was in the military. It's written all over him
_Ugly navy seal_
True. He looks like a real life GI Joe.
@@idontknowwhattoputhere.3572 thats 100% accurate, too. One case where you can definitely judge a book by its cover.
There are lot of guys like that- where you can tell automatically that they were in the military and there are also a lot of military guys who don't look like what you might expect them to look like.
For sure
When Jocko runs out of ammo, his rifle will continue to fire out of fear of disappointing Jocko.
Nina a
Jocko: *Breathes*
Rifle: So anyways I started blasting!
This one wins
Dammmm that’s a good one🤣
Navy seal (US)*and Marcos(INDIA)* both special forces are friends
His rifle starts to magnify the bullets out of the enemy's rifles and refilling jockos mag. 😂
I bet Jocko is reading the comments and having a nice chuckle about how people are downplaying his abilities.
underated comment
That took a turn
Had us in the first half
@@xXDragonTribalXx HIGHLY so
This comment was a rollercoaster emotionally
In school, teachers used to raise their hands to talk with Jocko.
Khoerul Hadi clever
😭
No teacher would do that, come on bro dont be stupid.
Jonathan Wicked that’s the joke
Jonathan Wicked are you okay?
"I wasn't a breacher either" Jocko said. he didn't need to go to breaching school, the doors already were so afraid they opened up voluntarily for him
this dude walked outta the house at the age of 12 and told his father “you’re the man of the house now”
iForgot160 o crap! ‘I’ll do my best son.’
😂
Yes bcos I need to take care of our country, including you
Iforgot160
hahahahahhahaha
😂😂😂
When Jocko runs out of bullets, the enemies shoot themselves
They don’t want to be choked by his
Big
White
Hands
Ifunny
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
When somebody says "i am not afraid to die", He is crazy or His name is "Jocko Willink"
When jocko was a kid he was the one who told his parents Santa wasn’t real
Jonny Groves more like he made santa question wether or not he was real
When i was realy young, I did that at school, I had my parents called about it. My mom said that she wasnt going to tell me a lie about Santa. Im Jewish by the way
"guys come to the kitchen i gotta brief you on something"
Created santa
Dude...dude how bout a spoiler alert!! My world is spinning right now.
A buddy of mine had two partial malfunctions while halo jumping. The second was at night, and out of sheer dumb luck he ended up landing in a tree which ultimately saved his life. After that he was forced to leave the military because they deemed him ‘60% Disabled’. He broke no bones and only suffered minor head trauma. He is now an EMT in NY. Shout out to Mike for being the luckiest SOB I ever met.
You don't get a disability rating until after you get out. It's the VA that gives it not the military. Very few people do HALO i.e. only sf. Your buddy is lying to you bc no sf dude is working as an emt lmao
@@deusvult6920 Well he is. What else can you tell me about people you don’t even know?
wow
wtf is that pfp
In high school the teacher asked Jocko if they could go to the bathroom
Lmao
Niko The Nomad what did he say
Jocko would say "I dont know can you?" And the teacher would respond "Not unless you allow me to"
The hall pass needs Jocko to safely pee
Elementary to
He's actually not using the remote...the TV's just obeying his commads
Lmao
This looks realistic
Freeze that frame
@@TheLastWizardOfTheCentury-u7o lets go back
Enhance
When Jocko makes a spelling mistake, the dictionary is updated.
Lmao
Lol good one
This gained 300 likes in a day lmfao
No only Zlatan does
Best one yet
Jocko's the kind of guy that doesn't check to see if the shower water is warm before getting in.
Jocko is the guy who gives chills to cold water.
Jocko doesn’t even blow on a hot food or drink before consuming it. He just intimidates it into the correct temperature.
thats also me, the cold shock is funny
The shower is just always warm out of fear of disappointing Jocko
Jocko got pulled over once, but let the officer off with a verbal warning.
Lmfao
underrated
this is a stolen comment
@@FearUniverse huh?
@@FearUniverse still good
Fun fact: There were no batteries in the dvd remote.
When filming this and he says "freeze this" the DVD player stopped out of fear.
Lol
LOL😂
This comment section is hidden
Underrated lmaoooo
When Jocko enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off.
Mixtli Escobedo 🤯
😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂
Mixtli has the best ones!! 😂
🤣🤣🤣
When Jocko is late to class, The teachers apologize for being early.
Jocko has a grizzly bear carpet. It isn’t dead or anything it’s just too afraid to move.
I think this one is my favorite🤣
😂😂😂😂
god im dead
Lmao
He is the Chuck Norris of Navy SEALS lol
Robbers: trying to rob jocko's house
Jocko: *THATS VERY UNREALISTIC*
lol
That's also a suicidal mission
Robbers : "yeah ok, my bad"
*robber sees jocko*
Robber: Here take my wallet and my car keys
"It's a non factor"
"They are hostile, and, uh, what they need to do is die."
Just the casual way he says that
Hey, you're a soldier. Part of the job. I'm sure doctors casually talking about medical procedures and stories honestly would make you squeamish, especially if they really do into detail. They do as well, they just don't give names or dates.
DamienDarksideBlog
Oh I wasn't upset at all. I actually found the bluntness amusing.
@@DamienDarksideBlog absolutely. As an MP officer who's only been in for a couple of years, the kind of black humor experienced MPs and combat medics who've deployed have is something else. Month or so ago a soldier offed himself by changing lanes on the highway and going headfirst into a passenger bus; obviously he got straight rekt, and the bus driver died as well cause the car the Soldier was driving sheared off his legs, and one of my old squad leaders was the patrol who responded to the incident. After I heard about this I went to see the squad leader to ask if he was doing okay, but I found him talking with a platoon sergeant; they were joking about how the Soldier who offed himself was being disrespectful because he wouldn't respond to his (my old SL's) questions and demands to get out of the car.
The Fresh Prince of Beijing bro wtf!😂😂😂
Jocko has a Polar Bear rug.
It isn't dead, it's just too afraid to move.
a polar bear would disagree with this notion
stolen comment
@@rykehuss3435 not for long
Just a recycled chuck norris joke.
Jocko's parents were named after him
Nice profile pic
@@Anonymous-nh7cb his profile pic is Masahiro Sakurai
Finally an original joke
I once tried typing in “JOCKO” as a password
but it said
“This password is too strong, please try entering another”
X.Ivan.X 😂😂😂 I’m dead
2nd comment on this and LMAO
This comment won the internet lmao 😂
New golden comment. Congratulations citizen here's your oakleys.
Broo wtf
He looks like he gave his father “the talk”
Mis Waridi when a man and a woman love each other very much, they do a special dance and a baby pops out!
@Nate Rousseau His mom is Ms. Marvel?
Ha
I did.
@@streamsniperpolice3876 are you.. actually jocko?
One day, Jocko was talking a walk and Chuck Norris was coming in the opposite direction. None of them would step to the side, so they clashed into each other, causing a spacetime collapse. That timeline was destroyed and that universe disappeared. That means we are lucky enough to live in a timeline where Jocko and Chuck never walked into each other
Underrated. This comment needs to blow up. 😂
Chuck ''face lift' Norris is an embarrassment
That was the big bang and the recreation of our universe.
Thanos learned this. . . And thought maybe the Infinity Stones weren't worth it after all.
Chuck Norris is an actor. Jocko is a legit killer. Gtfo
Jocko never actually shot anyone, he inserted the bullets manually.
😂😂😂😂
Lol
😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂
🤣🤣
When Jocko says “freeze this frame”, the TV pauses out of fear. He doesn’t trust remotes or GQ. That’s what communication school’s for.
😅😂
Stolen
no 1 comment
@@bkgamerplayz1101 by who?!
@@andyhighroller8217 this guy that commented it
I’ve never read that deep into a comment section in my whole life
Me neither lol
Connor Lind facts dude
@@tomasmonteiro8226 hm?
@@EierFlip what?
same ahhaha
Loved the “ they’re hostile, and what they need to do is die.” The nonchalance of it just killed me
Well you were hostile
@@keelyourshelf
To an invader, yes
Jocko didn’t call the wrong number you answered the wrong phone
Good one 😂
😂💀💀💀💀
You think you are scared? Look at the T-Rex.
XD
Jocko once got a call in the theater. They had to pause the movie.
Good one!
Hahaha nice
Now that is terrific 😂
This has to be the funniest comment section I've seen in a long time.
Agreed
True
I'm stoned and I haven't stopped laughing for a while tbh
Facts
Check.
Thank you for everything you’ve done! I was a boatswain’s mate back in 2006-2010 and did one deployment to the Horn of Africa. Our ship carried a team of SEALS and they caught 13 pirates! They were real cool guys and got along with our crew well. One team one fight as we say.
Why am I not surprised that this is what a navy seal named Jocko is like. Most legendary quote: "they are considered hostiles, and what they need to do is die"
When Jocko comes to your house, you're the guest.
This had me in stitches. :-D
@@enlin same!!
Why the fack would he come to my house? I'd have better luck getting my barber to come visit....But i'd one tap him before he ever got to the front door....
TOM LUTZ do you not know what a joke is? Trying to sound tough but honestly you just sounded stupid
😂😂😂😂
Jockos microwave automatically stops at 1 second to not annoy him
Underrated
@@underrated4499 totally
This comment just made my day as I just used the microwave and stopped it at 1 second
Wouldn't that annoy him even more since it wouldn't heat up his food?
69 likes
What’s interesting is that the movie he says has a ton of unrealistic scenes, was marketed as being accurate going so far as to having actual Navy Seals acting in it.
I had the same thought. He didn’t pick apart the other movies like I expected. Just that one
Are you going to tell him he is wrong? I'm not.
Some of the spacing issues, which is mentioned in multiple breakdowns for multiple movies, is necessary for camera angles to capture everyone involved.
Like caravans never drive that closely to one another but filming vehicles hundreds of yards apart wouldn’t have the same impact on screen as seeing them one after the other.
Keeping them close on film sacrifices realism but captures the presence and the scale of people involved.
When Jocko was born the doctor look at his parents and said “It’s a man”
Trevor Anderson no factor
This is the best one and deserves more likes.
Jocko: Check.
Stfu
Lol congratulations, it's a man.
Jocko doesn’t wear a belt. His pants stay up out of respect.
oh wes.
Austin Berndlmaier *_oh yes._*
My pants stay up because I chose the correct size when I got them.
Jocko isnt a black belt it Brazilian jujitsu, he allowed the black belt in Brazilan jujitsu
Gemnox -lmao fr
When monsters go to sleep, they check for Jocko under the bed.
😄
Deserves many likes
Jocko is Doom Slayer
Their actually checking for Mr.Wick
@@prophswrld Haha I'm a doom player since start of first doom
Jocko is the kinda guy that throws bullets with precision to do more damage than actual weapons
Type of guy to only use his fists in close quarters combat
@@ColdSalt99 even in long range he punches the air and eventually the enemy will get hit by the blast wave
Every time JOCKO makes a grammatical mistake... the dictionary is updated.
Angel Garcia lololol
Jocko doesn't make mistakes, he just sets new standards.
Hilarious bro.👏
*Lol!* I can just imagine Google updating everything daily, kinda like this:
Word+description+examples and such, followed by:
Addendum (JockoPatchGram41of46).
Edit:
We noticed. We know. We cool?
BAHAHA
Jocko doesn’t shoot his weapon, he just throws the bullets
sawyer Morrill-Cornelius I mean look at those weapons for arms
I know Right?!
why do i get the feeling like the dog is writing this comment
@@samvrantsinghthapa1806 because it is.
He throws them like darts 😂
It's just been made official: Jocko is the newest branch of the military.
Screw space force we need jocko force
Titanfall send one jocko
1k
Brooo 😂
Loafoftree E there is only one jacko
Jocko is the kind of guy firefighters would call when they can't break open a tightly sealed door
Breach signal ahead...
I'll take your advice & not let anyone know I'm scared except when I'm dealing with a family member whose doing something really dangerous 😢
Jacko died when??
Guess this guy is not a trans😂😅
Jocko’s the kinda guy that firefighters want to be when they grow up
One time jocko got shot in his arm, the bullet is still in critical condition
Ok this is the one
Poor bullet, it never recovered.
LMFAOAOAOAOA
Blm: bullet lives matter
🤣🤣🤣
Jocko once held a staring contest with the sun, the result of that is what we now call night
This is one is so underrated
👏🤣😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Jocko doesn‘t run. The World turns underneath his feet.
underrated comment!
I'm pretty sure jocko can't run
BURN THE HERETICS you mean, he doesn‘t need to
😂
New chuck norris?
Before attending a concert the band always submits the set list to Jocko ahead of time for final approval.
😅🤟🤟
When people ask “how many push ups can you do?” Jocko says “all of them”
😂
Looool this is funnier than all those 50k like comments on g🤣🤣🤣🤣
I love these comments I have gotten a good laugh out of them
People: "How many push ups can you do"
Jacko: "Yes..."
LOL that made me laugh out loud. Good one.
He doesn’t wear a watch, he decides what time it is
You Bet Your Sweet Bippy I Like It!! LMAOOO
ElGuapo408 😂
It’s chico time
Literally died
TIME FOR ME TO BEAT UP MY Daughter's boyfriend lmao
If Jocko was on the Titanic the iceberg would have moved out of the way.
Move b**** get out the way.
No jocko was the iceberg that sunk the titanic
he would’ve tackled the iceberg out of the way
@@5yogurt get out the way get out the way
Never heard of this guy, but i already like him.
No BS type, straight to the point.
Claymore mines move out of his way.
He has an amazing podcast that you might like. Just look up The Jaco willink podcast, you might find something of interest there
@@easydays6833 I recently started binging it, I’m on episode 10 right now and I’m gunna listen to every episode, because there’s been so much value in every episode I’ve seen so far!
Jocko is the kind of guy that reads the whole terms and condition and clicks disagree
LMFAO
This one killed me 😂
They're not realistic
But he can install the program anyway
This is the best one
Jocko: SEALS are just normal people
Comments: jocko doesn’t blink, the sun does
Huh, I wondered why the sun just randomly goes dark every now and then.
He is the new chuck norris
Yah and werewolves are just normal dogs😈
Brad Donovan chuck Norris? Never heard of her
😂😂
This is his face and facial expressions when he's in a good mood. Think about that.
Lol
he will still be in a good mood even if his dog die. he will say "good, now i will get another dog"
woah
NORMAL FACE. Check.
"This is my happy face"
I really loved it when Jocko said "it's Jockoing time" then Jocko'ed. Truly one of the Jocko moments.
One of the moments that has ever existed indeed 🙏
Painfully unfunny.
When Jocko doesn’t go gym, the weights have rest days
underrated
underrated
ua-cam.com/video/jgm0RQ31jsQ/v-deo.html
I thought when he's not juicing his liver and kidneys have some days off
Too bad Jocko never doesn't go to the gym
This dude is the most military-looking military dude that's ever militaried
AmahMasBoy 👍🏽🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Military 100
Swoll 100
You literally couldn't have put it better
@Marius Ipad or they just workout a lot, you dont need steroids to get that big
Dude is a living GI Joe
Death once had a near-Jocko experience when his parachute malfunctioned
Old Chuck Norris joke
Teddy Nyoro lmfao alright
That is brilliant
😁😁😁😁👍
@@rooiflitz 😂😂😂 got me. Thought it'd be funny nevertheless
I think the fact that he has the remote tells you everything you need to know about him. It's his show now.
What do mean now, the CEO changed the founders names to just "Jocko" immediately, it was always his show they just didn't know it yet.
He stole it
"This is not realistic"
Hollywood apologizes to Jocko and remakes movies.
Lol
Hollywood itself has no patriotic spirit. They are just liberal. They won't care what they are doing.
@@jesuissoldatamericain8771 "Hollywood" as a synonym of the American film industry isn't even liberal. It's ideologically entirely indifferent. All "Hollywood" is interested in is money, the more money, the better.
And they really should be.
Jocko looks like a comic book drawing of how an elite soldier would look like
Doesn’t look like captain America to me
Don Lumiere bruh lmao
G. I. Jocko
100%
Enzo Gorlami HAHA FAACTS
Ghosts sit around a campfire and tell Jocko stories.
Lol 😂😂😂. I was just having goosebumps about a horror movie and this made me laugh.
Its the other way around,Jocko tells THEM stories
Rorke hunts Ghosts
Jocko hunts Rorke
For the f*****g win
😂😂😂
My sgt in the Corps was a scout sniper, he taught us to make chillier suits and it was honestly a simple (kinda simple I guess) yet pretty amazing process.
You were in the Corps but call it a "chillier" suit? I hope that's just a typo/auto-correct LMAO.
@@user-rr5ce1wb2jhis name is trollusa so I doubt he's serious
@@Vlamyncksken No his name just means he's a Chump supporter.
@@user-rr5ce1wb2j no need to get all political in here, brother
@@Vlamyncksken Trollusa is a political name. Its relevant to the discussion. This guy is trolling the usa just like chump is.
When Jocko turned 18 his parents left the house
😂😂😂
Jocko also left
BKP GAMI 😂😂😂
the best one so far lol
This happened to me at age 16. :D
Jocko, the only guy that can tell the barber he didnt like the haircut.
And me cause I'm not paying if they mess it up. And I'm 5'2 100lbs
@BoOm BaLlOoN true didnt think of that lmaoo.
Jessica Smith You’re a female completely different. You can get away with being rude, without fear of repercussions.
Such as comparing yourself to Jocko here.
It’s okay, we all make mistakes.
In fairness if a barber messes up a buzzcut i hope they’re told off.
I know it’s joke, just wanted to poke some fun :P
I have had some jacked up haircuts and it’s always a ‘Oh yeah, looks great’
When Jocko makes grammatical errors the dictionary gets updated
Underrated
Perfect! Love this comment
LMFAO
Underrated
Aye, is that yuskue’s mom
As someone who is active duty US military, we talk about special operations dudes like they're Greek gods
Thanks for saying special operations instead of special forces
Youre not even kidding. Even in person they seem 8ft tall.
That's taller than William Wallace.
Jocko is taller than the tape measure
I’ve literally never liked this many comments in my life
dude same this comment section is so amazing
Right? This is the most exercised my thumbs have ever been.😂
Same
nakul mogale what?
I've never liked a comment or vid
We finally found what the doom guy looks like without his armor on.
Omg yes
Yeah he rips and tears for sure
If they decided to do another doom movie. He would cast himself as the doom slayer.
I thought this is Duke Nukem 😂
Heh
"Dad, I want a dog for Christmas."
Jocko: "Check! No factor. That's a great asset to have.
Jocko: "Check. That's a great asset to have."
First you need to understand all the varying dichotomies involved in being an extreme leader to your asset*
Haha 🤤
No Factor
hahaha nice one
"We're assuming that the people handling them are hostile and what they need do is die".
Said with such a straight face. I don't know why but this one really got me🤣
Chuck Norris has a Jocko poster on his wall.
Yeah but jocko has a poster of chuck on his wall as well.
They both said to their fathers after they left their parental house: now you're the man of the house.
Chuck back in the day would destroy this guy
No factor
Jocko and chuck have a brick wall poster signed by the rock on their walls.
Best one 😅😅😅
On exams, Jocko writes the answers and the teacher has to write the correct questions
Nicolás Bosch lol
Lmfao
I'm gonna steal that one!
Lmao
He do?
someone attacks jocko.
jocko: thats not very realistic.
I dont know why i broke down laughing when other comments didnt
Nice😁
LOL
I'll pay that joke
Jocko wouldn't though, YOU WOULD PAY HIM
also started laughing xD
"No factor"
I listen to his other vid and podcasts. I'll continue to reiterate this, Thank you for the service and sacrifice to all of you that's gone into the military. I support and applaud each of you, stay safe