Navy SEAL Jocko Willink Breaks Down Combat Scenes From Movies | GQ

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  • Retired Navy SEAL Jocko Willink breaks down combat scenes from movies, including 'American Sniper,' 'Zero Dark Thirty,' 'Captain Phillips,' 'Navy SEALS,' 'Act of Valor' and 'Lone Survivor.'
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  • @stevenallen551
    @stevenallen551 4 роки тому +5727

    Waiter: How would you like your steak?
    Jocko: *Breathing*

  • @DaBeast34
    @DaBeast34 3 роки тому +3848

    *Parachute fails*
    Jocko: No.
    *Parachute reopens*

  • @ACDCROCKS135
    @ACDCROCKS135 Рік тому +5130

    I know everyone thinks Jocko is invincible, but he actually did get shot once. The bullet didn’t make it.

  • @KevinBording
    @KevinBording Рік тому +9677

    When Jocko joined the military, he looked at his dad and said
    “You’re the man of the house now”

    • @darksnow8820
      @darksnow8820 Рік тому +91

      underrated comment

    • @mezi915
      @mezi915 Рік тому +45

      Super underrated

    • @bobicabayo
      @bobicabayo Рік тому +15

      Lol

    • @Havoc3745
      @Havoc3745 Рік тому +24

      This is the best comment.

    • @maceyandella4
      @maceyandella4 Рік тому +55

      And his Dad replied, “yes sir, I won’t let you down”.

  • @iForgot160
    @iForgot160 4 роки тому +20940

    this dude walked outta the house at the age of 12 and told his father “you’re the man of the house now”

  • @Agccalles707
    @Agccalles707 4 роки тому +4182

    Jocko just walked in and set this up himself, he didn’t receive an invite or anything.

  • @mariog4095
    @mariog4095 Рік тому +5038

    Jocko actually died 5 years ago. The Grim Reaper is still working up the courage to tell him.

  • @heyimcraig8766
    @heyimcraig8766 Рік тому +2736

    They say there’s nothing to fear but fear itself, so Jocko tracked down fear and made it afraid of him

  • @ninaa4192
    @ninaa4192 4 роки тому +3800

    When Jocko runs out of ammo, his rifle will continue to fire out of fear of disappointing Jocko.

    • @GokuBlackThatIsBlack
      @GokuBlackThatIsBlack 4 роки тому +82

      Nina a
      Jocko: *Breathes*
      Rifle: So anyways I started blasting!

    • @ethanbarlow8583
      @ethanbarlow8583 4 роки тому +7

      This one wins

    • @goodstuff7375
      @goodstuff7375 4 роки тому +6

      Dammmm that’s a good one🤣

    • @arnabsen3146
      @arnabsen3146 4 роки тому +1

      Navy seal (US)*and Marcos(INDIA)* both special forces are friends

    • @golgorothbake9757
      @golgorothbake9757 4 роки тому +3

      His rifle starts to magnify the bullets out of the enemy's rifles and refilling jockos mag. 😂

  • @TheMANuel2595
    @TheMANuel2595 4 роки тому +3779

    When Jocko said "freeze that frame" I couldnt move for 5 minutes.

    • @saywhat5313
      @saywhat5313 4 роки тому +11

      Bruh😂😂😂

    • @aidanmattys7488
      @aidanmattys7488 4 роки тому +63

      Lucky, most people he says that to can't move *permanently*

    • @KM653
      @KM653 4 роки тому +6

      OMG best comment ever for this video!! 🤣😂🤣😂🤣

    • @sinnncere1680
      @sinnncere1680 4 роки тому

      Hahaa

    • @adm1ralq
      @adm1ralq 4 роки тому

      lmao

  • @detachedloop1004
    @detachedloop1004 Рік тому +2119

    That's one guy who will never have to tell he was in the military. It's written all over him

    • @d.bcooper2271
      @d.bcooper2271 Рік тому

      _Ugly navy seal_

    • @idontknowwhattoputhere.3572
      @idontknowwhattoputhere.3572 Рік тому +75

      True. He looks like a real life GI Joe.

    • @ThanksforcensoringmeYoutube
      @ThanksforcensoringmeYoutube Рік тому +27

      @@idontknowwhattoputhere.3572 thats 100% accurate, too. One case where you can definitely judge a book by its cover.

    • @JR-ju3kj
      @JR-ju3kj Рік тому +26

      There are lot of guys like that- where you can tell automatically that they were in the military and there are also a lot of military guys who don't look like what you might expect them to look like.

    • @rykehuss3435
      @rykehuss3435 Рік тому +2

      For sure

  • @InternetStranger476
    @InternetStranger476 Рік тому +1414

    When Jocko gets pulled over, the officer gives him their license and registration

  • @trevoranderson2597
    @trevoranderson2597 3 роки тому +8897

    When Jocko was born the doctor look at his parents and said “It’s a man”

  • @jonnygroves2527
    @jonnygroves2527 4 роки тому +6234

    When jocko was a kid he was the one who told his parents Santa wasn’t real

    • @crystallxix1493
      @crystallxix1493 4 роки тому +72

      Jonny Groves more like he made santa question wether or not he was real

    • @ferret1252
      @ferret1252 4 роки тому +4

      When i was realy young, I did that at school, I had my parents called about it. My mom said that she wasnt going to tell me a lie about Santa. Im Jewish by the way

    • @MAUROtele
      @MAUROtele 4 роки тому +19

      "guys come to the kitchen i gotta brief you on something"

    • @bassinburban8928
      @bassinburban8928 4 роки тому +4

      Created santa

    • @williamjohnson4311
      @williamjohnson4311 3 роки тому +1

      Dude...dude how bout a spoiler alert!! My world is spinning right now.

  • @MrTangMaSu
    @MrTangMaSu Рік тому +3081

    Jocko doesn't do "Push Ups". He does "Earth Downs".

    • @d.bcooper2271
      @d.bcooper2271 Рік тому

      _Ugly navy seal_

    • @11BRelo
      @11BRelo Рік тому +9

      Chuck Norris joke..

    • @MrTangMaSu
      @MrTangMaSu Рік тому +5

      @Justin Relorcaza Yes. . . and?

    • @zac9155
      @zac9155 Рік тому +1

      @@MrTangMaSu it’s funny xx

  • @iampowers2220
    @iampowers2220 Рік тому +1236

    After Jocko finished breaking down these clips, the movies thanked him.

    • @Thjesht_Teo
      @Thjesht_Teo Рік тому +4

      Simple, but effective. 😂

    • @vineetverma6645
      @vineetverma6645 Рік тому +2

      The producers u mean

    • @wjr6744
      @wjr6744 Рік тому +3

      @@vineetverma6645 No, I'm pretty sure he meant the movies

    • @picahudsoniaunflocked5426
      @picahudsoniaunflocked5426 10 місяців тому +2

      He should get his star on the walk of fame.

    • @itzelbaltazar1705
      @itzelbaltazar1705 7 місяців тому +3

      And the producers personally apologized for the inconsistencies

  • @Neanderthal75
    @Neanderthal75 3 роки тому +3477

    When monsters go to sleep, they check for Jocko under the bed.

  • @Shooshawali
    @Shooshawali 4 роки тому +5214

    Jocko doesn’t wear a belt. His pants stay up out of respect.

    • @kdog2971
      @kdog2971 4 роки тому +12

      oh wes.

    • @theun-knownmusician5468
      @theun-knownmusician5468 4 роки тому +2

      Austin Berndlmaier *_oh yes._*

    • @gemnox
      @gemnox 4 роки тому +24

      My pants stay up because I chose the correct size when I got them.

    • @GeorgeVirrueta-Lerma
      @GeorgeVirrueta-Lerma 4 роки тому +4

      Jocko isnt a black belt it Brazilian jujitsu, he allowed the black belt in Brazilan jujitsu

    • @JustinaHonore
      @JustinaHonore 3 роки тому +3

      Gemnox -lmao fr

  • @82dorrin
    @82dorrin Рік тому +173

    Jocko has a Polar Bear rug.
    It isn't dead, it's just too afraid to move.

    • @rykehuss3435
      @rykehuss3435 2 місяці тому

      a polar bear would disagree with this notion

    • @CharonOfDeath
      @CharonOfDeath Місяць тому

      stolen comment

  • @Jewonthesenuts
    @Jewonthesenuts Рік тому +442

    Jocko: Seals are just people and no Terminators
    Also Jocko: Proceeds to look more like a terminator than the terminator himself

    • @nicolecarnevale3226
      @nicolecarnevale3226 Рік тому +6

      Yeah, they are just men but Jacko is very well trained. In his self defense training business, he says the best way to stay out of trouble is avoid it but I’d hate to be the person looking for trouble with him…

  • @dustinhunt7717
    @dustinhunt7717 4 роки тому +3193

    When jocko left for training he gave his dad the “you’re the man of the house now” talk

  • @joshuabobin1732
    @joshuabobin1732 4 роки тому +5573

    When Jocko heard that nothing could kill him, he went out, found nothing and killed it first.

  • @Foreknown_
    @Foreknown_ Рік тому +354

    Jocko's the kind of guy that doesn't check to see if the shower water is warm before getting in.

    • @anuragparmar8155
      @anuragparmar8155 Рік тому +12

      Jocko is the guy who gives chills to cold water.

    • @ehthecuteone
      @ehthecuteone Рік тому +14

      Jocko doesn’t even blow on a hot food or drink before consuming it. He just intimidates it into the correct temperature.

    • @rykehuss3435
      @rykehuss3435 2 місяці тому

      thats also me, the cold shock is funny

    • @CladGuy
      @CladGuy 2 місяці тому

      The shower is just always warm out of fear of disappointing Jocko

  • @manbobdue74
    @manbobdue74 Рік тому +291

    When Jocko is late to class, The teachers apologize for being early.

  • @zap7286
    @zap7286 4 роки тому +6370

    When he says "freeze this frame" hes not actually pressing the pause button... The TV is just scared shitless...

  • @dexagalapagos
    @dexagalapagos 3 роки тому +4118

    Jocko got pulled over once, but let the officer off with a verbal warning.

  • @Nick9Three
    @Nick9Three Рік тому +496

    A buddy of mine had two partial malfunctions while halo jumping. The second was at night, and out of sheer dumb luck he ended up landing in a tree which ultimately saved his life. After that he was forced to leave the military because they deemed him ‘60% Disabled’. He broke no bones and only suffered minor head trauma. He is now an EMT in NY. Shout out to Mike for being the luckiest SOB I ever met.

    • @deusvult6920
      @deusvult6920 Рік тому

      You don't get a disability rating until after you get out. It's the VA that gives it not the military. Very few people do HALO i.e. only sf. Your buddy is lying to you bc no sf dude is working as an emt lmao

    • @Nick9Three
      @Nick9Three Рік тому +15

      @@deusvult6920 Well he is. What else can you tell me about people you don’t even know?

  • @gordonfreeman2070
    @gordonfreeman2070 Рік тому +1511

    One day, Jocko was talking a walk and Chuck Norris was coming in the opposite direction. None of them would step to the side, so they clashed into each other, causing a spacetime collapse. That timeline was destroyed and that universe disappeared. That means we are lucky enough to live in a timeline where Jocko and Chuck never walked into each other

    • @rylter
      @rylter Рік тому +36

      Underrated. This comment needs to blow up. 😂

    • @chipbuttytime3396
      @chipbuttytime3396 Рік тому +6

      Chuck ''face lift' Norris is an embarrassment

    • @erastvandoren
      @erastvandoren Рік тому +10

      That was the big bang and the recreation of our universe.

    • @Silverblade416
      @Silverblade416 Рік тому +5

      Thanos learned this. . . And thought maybe the Infinity Stones weren't worth it after all.

    • @deusvult6920
      @deusvult6920 Рік тому

      Chuck Norris is an actor. Jocko is a legit killer. Gtfo

  • @z3ddd
    @z3ddd 3 роки тому +4112

    When Jocko makes grammatical errors the dictionary gets updated

  • @ibtgb2
    @ibtgb2 3 роки тому +4950

    When Jocko says “freeze this frame” no one pressed pause, the characters in the movie just froze in fear...

  • @derredfox1310
    @derredfox1310 11 місяців тому +35

    "I wasn't a breacher either" Jocko said. he didn't need to go to breaching school, the doors already were so afraid they opened up voluntarily for him

  • @slavtrooper3851
    @slavtrooper3851 Рік тому +180

    Loved the “ they’re hostile, and what they need to do is die.” The nonchalance of it just killed me

  • @glove8888
    @glove8888 4 роки тому +5475

    Terrorists tell each other Jocko is just a myth for group morale

    • @Heartwing37
      @Heartwing37 4 роки тому +28

      Small Caps underrated!!!

    • @buddimalliyanapathirana1767
      @buddimalliyanapathirana1767 4 роки тому +1

      Banayaga

    • @HonoredKami
      @HonoredKami 4 роки тому +27

      Jocko: *walks in*
      Terrorists: Were gonna be ok *cries*

    • @WickedPhase
      @WickedPhase 4 роки тому +20

      Voortexing Terrorists: "Why do I hear boss music?"

    • @HonoredKami
      @HonoredKami 4 роки тому +6

      @@WickedPhase Jocko: Your time has come to an end

  • @crabthedoctor
    @crabthedoctor 4 роки тому +13128

    This is what happens when you max everything during character creation.

    • @hassansyed696
      @hassansyed696 4 роки тому +310

      Except skin colour.

    • @ajangmabior4606
      @ajangmabior4606 4 роки тому +106

      @@hassansyed696 that joke fell flat ay 😂😂😂

    • @tylerm7300
      @tylerm7300 4 роки тому +47

      @@hassansyed696 lol black people😂

    • @Sip_Dhit
      @Sip_Dhit 4 роки тому +42

      @@ajangmabior4606 no I get it, alot of games use sliders and usually the slider all the way to the left is super white and all the way to the right is super black, with Arabic Asian, latino and Indian and native American, in the middle

    • @dominicalmonte3992
      @dominicalmonte3992 4 роки тому +47

      Except hair

  • @manuelmorrobel
    @manuelmorrobel Рік тому +432

    Jocko is the kind of guy firefighters would call when they can't break open a tightly sealed door

    • @Thjesht_Teo
      @Thjesht_Teo Рік тому +1

      Breach signal ahead...

    • @lydialanata8714
      @lydialanata8714 7 місяців тому

      I'll take your advice & not let anyone know I'm scared except when I'm dealing with a family member whose doing something really dangerous 😢

    • @lydialanata8714
      @lydialanata8714 7 місяців тому

      Jacko died when??

    • @lydialanata8714
      @lydialanata8714 7 місяців тому

      Guess this guy is not a trans😂😅

  • @ernestofigueras2935
    @ernestofigueras2935 Рік тому +217

    Jocko is the kinda guy that throws bullets with precision to do more damage than actual weapons

    • @ColdSalt99
      @ColdSalt99 Рік тому +1

      Type of guy to only use his fists in close quarters combat

    • @marcowl5680
      @marcowl5680 11 місяців тому +5

      @@ColdSalt99 even in long range he punches the air and eventually the enemy will get hit by the blast wave

  • @codenamekiro
    @codenamekiro 3 роки тому +7530

    When jockos phone rings in the theater they pause the movie

    • @camgiesler2933
      @camgiesler2933 3 роки тому +114

      Underrated

    • @ef2668
      @ef2668 3 роки тому +29

      Cam Giesler you liked your own comment but your comment was a fact

    • @tomasguerra3977
      @tomasguerra3977 3 роки тому +23

      this ones my favorite 💀

    • @camgiesler2933
      @camgiesler2933 3 роки тому +6

      Mosu Gaming actually didn’t

    • @santino9670
      @santino9670 3 роки тому +6

      Best one

  • @edwardalyn3026
    @edwardalyn3026 3 роки тому +3650

    When people ask “how many push ups can you do?” Jocko says “all of them”

    • @noahlaveno7208
      @noahlaveno7208 3 роки тому +11

      😂

    • @oyedapo6142
      @oyedapo6142 3 роки тому +11

      Looool this is funnier than all those 50k like comments on g🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @aske7432
      @aske7432 3 роки тому +5

      I love these comments I have gotten a good laugh out of them

    • @that1pacificguy
      @that1pacificguy 3 роки тому +7

      People: "How many push ups can you do"
      Jacko: "Yes..."

    • @EZ3James
      @EZ3James 3 роки тому +3

      LOL that made me laugh out loud. Good one.

  • @twoisone599
    @twoisone599 Рік тому +204

    What’s interesting is that the movie he says has a ton of unrealistic scenes, was marketed as being accurate going so far as to having actual Navy Seals acting in it.

    • @Banksydog
      @Banksydog Рік тому +18

      I had the same thought. He didn’t pick apart the other movies like I expected. Just that one

    • @latinolawdog5067
      @latinolawdog5067 2 місяці тому +3

      Are you going to tell him he is wrong? I'm not.

  • @alyssarh
    @alyssarh Рік тому +599

    It's really cool to hear that he and Chris were together and he could speak on personal experience with the movie, especially how Chris wouldn't have wasted his time aiming his gun on the kid in the house. So sad what happened to Chris when he came back home.I hope we fund more support for our veterans and civilians

    • @d.bcooper2271
      @d.bcooper2271 Рік тому

      _Ugly navy seal_

    • @Thjesht_Teo
      @Thjesht_Teo Рік тому +1

      What happened to Chris, actually?!

    • @d.bcooper2271
      @d.bcooper2271 Рік тому

      @@Thjesht_Teo This massive discrepancy exists despite the fact that there is no gender bias in the law favoring females.
      Whether you like it or not, the welfare system forces you as a man to pay for single women, many of whom, as you know, are degenerates.
      Without welfare and all kinds of affirmative action promoting women in the workplace, women can't support themselves. The feminist welfare state just distributes the burden of taking care of women to all working men. So you, as a man, have the burden of financially supporting these women without any benefit in return, women who will berate you and call you an incel if you disagree with how stunning and brave they are.
      Basically, Western liberalism forces you as a man to fund the lifestyle of women drinking, sleeping around with a new man every night, popping anti depressants like candy, going to the womens march on weekends to whine about how oppressed they are. You're literally subsidizing all that.
      Women being free is not free. Someone has to foot the bill.
      Islam says, no. No one gets a free ride. You want to be taken care of, you have to be in a marriage as an obedient wife. And if you dont want to be an obedient wife, go be a burden on your father, who didn't raise you right. And if you don't want to live under your father's roof, go live in the wilderness or beg on the streets. See how long you last there.

    • @gustavschu5053
      @gustavschu5053 Рік тому +23

      @@Thjesht_Teo if im not mistaken he got shot at a shooting range by a veteran he was helping

    • @Oilupimtherein5
      @Oilupimtherein5 Рік тому +15

      Chris was like... really racist lol

  • @vladimirpuddin3319
    @vladimirpuddin3319 3 роки тому +2733

    Robbers: trying to rob jocko's house
    Jocko: *THATS VERY UNREALISTIC*

    • @georgeerto
      @georgeerto 3 роки тому +10

      lol

    • @davidskyler1000
      @davidskyler1000 3 роки тому +58

      That's also a suicidal mission

    • @dandman9373
      @dandman9373 3 роки тому +19

      Robbers : "yeah ok, my bad"

    • @vino2968
      @vino2968 3 роки тому +30

      *robber sees jocko*
      Robber: Here take my wallet and my car keys

    • @ironmyno
      @ironmyno 3 роки тому +17

      "It's a non factor"

  • @remygudas2040
    @remygudas2040 4 роки тому +3740

    *Jocko kills the 0.01% of bacteria that hand sanitizer doesn’t get*

  • @maceyandella4
    @maceyandella4 Рік тому +80

    Before attending a concert the band always submits the set list to Jocko ahead of time for final approval.

  • @joshuaedward1748
    @joshuaedward1748 Рік тому +180

    I really loved it when Jocko said "it's Jockoing time" then Jocko'ed. Truly one of the Jocko moments.

    • @hatred9427
      @hatred9427 9 місяців тому +1

      One of the moments that has ever existed indeed 🙏

    • @tokivikerness8863
      @tokivikerness8863 6 місяців тому +1

      Painfully unfunny.

  • @RichHobo
    @RichHobo 4 роки тому +1886

    When he says, “Freeze this frame”, the screen just shits itself and pauses

  • @texastootin1628
    @texastootin1628 3 роки тому +7216

    Jockos microwave automatically stops at 1 second to not annoy him

    • @underrated4499
      @underrated4499 3 роки тому +83

      Underrated

    • @noahlaveno7208
      @noahlaveno7208 3 роки тому +22

      @@underrated4499 totally

    • @bryanbayer667
      @bryanbayer667 3 роки тому +25

      This comment just made my day as I just used the microwave and stopped it at 1 second

    • @myyriad778
      @myyriad778 3 роки тому +6

      Wouldn't that annoy him even more since it wouldn't heat up his food?

    • @birdofprey3952
      @birdofprey3952 3 роки тому +1

      69 likes

  • @Trabanti1
    @Trabanti1 4 місяці тому +11

    When Jocko goes to sleep, he puts pillow under his gun

  • @DigitalApex
    @DigitalApex Рік тому +199

    As someone who is active duty US military, we talk about special operations dudes like they're Greek gods

  • @ryan.1012
    @ryan.1012 3 роки тому +3479

    When Jocko doesn’t go gym, the weights have rest days

  • @nas2ill
    @nas2ill 4 роки тому +3502

    In school teachers had to raise their hands to speak to Jocko.

  • @Strato13
    @Strato13 Рік тому +157

    Never heard of this guy, but i already like him.
    No BS type, straight to the point.
    Claymore mines move out of his way.

    • @easydays6833
      @easydays6833 Рік тому +4

      He has an amazing podcast that you might like. Just look up The Jaco willink podcast, you might find something of interest there

    • @evant7886
      @evant7886 Рік тому +2

      @@easydays6833 I recently started binging it, I’m on episode 10 right now and I’m gunna listen to every episode, because there’s been so much value in every episode I’ve seen so far!

  • @Beretta909
    @Beretta909 9 місяців тому +27

    Thank you for everything you’ve done! I was a boatswain’s mate back in 2006-2010 and did one deployment to the Horn of Africa. Our ship carried a team of SEALS and they caught 13 pirates! They were real cool guys and got along with our crew well. One team one fight as we say.

  • @AngelGarcia-yr1nz
    @AngelGarcia-yr1nz 4 роки тому +3949

    Every time JOCKO makes a grammatical mistake... the dictionary is updated.

    • @snow-pr9py
      @snow-pr9py 4 роки тому +7

      Angel Garcia lololol

    • @EricMustardman
      @EricMustardman 4 роки тому +89

      Jocko doesn't make mistakes, he just sets new standards.

    • @jessielee1369
      @jessielee1369 4 роки тому +7

      Hilarious bro.👏

    • @amanibob1416
      @amanibob1416 4 роки тому +8

      *Lol!* I can just imagine Google updating everything daily, kinda like this:
      Word+description+examples and such, followed by:
      Addendum (JockoPatchGram41of46).
      Edit:
      We noticed. We know. We cool?

    • @ChampionBl
      @ChampionBl 3 роки тому

      BAHAHA

  • @charliem4498
    @charliem4498 3 роки тому +1812

    Jocko didn’t call the wrong number you answered the wrong phone

    • @sawedoffshotgun8462
      @sawedoffshotgun8462 3 роки тому +15

      Good one 😂

    • @nxsa6565
      @nxsa6565 3 роки тому +2

      😂💀💀💀💀

    • @MLeoM
      @MLeoM 3 роки тому +1

      You think you are scared? Look at the T-Rex.

  • @andrewdeee
    @andrewdeee Рік тому +19

    Jocko is the kind of guy who accomplishes the mission BEFORE getting briefed

  • @joshpotectan6028
    @joshpotectan6028 Рік тому +115

    Jocko did not really join the military, the military joined Jocko 😂😂😂

  • @somerelaxingrain
    @somerelaxingrain 4 роки тому +5304

    Jocko is what every boy thinks their girlfriends father looks like

    • @alterinam6791
      @alterinam6791 4 роки тому +40

      very true!!!

    • @Billy-tn3ft
      @Billy-tn3ft 4 роки тому +60

      Jogvan bro my ex girlfriend’s dad was actually built like Jocko 😳

    • @somerelaxingrain
      @somerelaxingrain 4 роки тому +169

      @@Billy-tn3ft You probably became his girlfriend after you met him

    • @rockybangalore3830
      @rockybangalore3830 4 роки тому +1

      One of them is going to be right.

    • @somerelaxingrain
      @somerelaxingrain 4 роки тому +3

      twitter.com/GuyEditing follow my twitter boys, so we can discuss this Jocko meme

  • @bkpgami8581
    @bkpgami8581 4 роки тому +11642

    When Jocko turned 18 his parents left the house

  • @twentytwo138
    @twentytwo138 Рік тому +48

    The name of Jocko's father is Jocko Junior.

  • @michaelwhyte5161
    @michaelwhyte5161 Рік тому +47

    Jocko's yacht is an aircraft carrier.

  • @TrevLFC
    @TrevLFC 4 роки тому +2260

    When Jocko was born, he cut his own umbilical cord.

    • @DD-ze1ki
      @DD-ze1ki 4 роки тому +1

      Stolen comment..

    • @SepticXable
      @SepticXable 4 роки тому +19

      I heard he chewed it off himself

    • @janmelzer8797
      @janmelzer8797 4 роки тому +16

      He ripped it off. Thats how he learned to pull the pin of a grenade.

    • @hernerweisenberg7052
      @hernerweisenberg7052 4 роки тому +6

      You know how humans came up with the exact same inventions at the same time in different parts of the world? The comment might be stolen, or it might be his original idea. I found myself writing comments only to scroll down afterwards and find the exact same comment allready there. Afterall our brains are usually wired pretty similarly. But even if its stolen... so what he stole it to get likes and you pointed a finger to make him look bad... wonder what that sais about you :P

    • @DD-ze1ki
      @DD-ze1ki 4 роки тому

      @@hernerweisenberg7052 I could ask you the same question, I guess?^^

  • @caleborear9574
    @caleborear9574 4 роки тому +3083

    When Jocko looks in the mirror, his reflection salutes him

  • @BasedBoomer1337
    @BasedBoomer1337 Рік тому +17

    I think the fact that he has the remote tells you everything you need to know about him. It's his show now.

  • @photo04
    @photo04 Рік тому +22

    I want Jocko to be my neighbor, that way my guard dog will feel safe.

  • @bathumb45
    @bathumb45 3 роки тому +4186

    When Jocko turned 18 and moved out, his father became the man of the house.

    • @aangxazor5759
      @aangxazor5759 3 роки тому +34

      Jocko is not a man he is a legend . He is the same gender as Jackie Chan , arnold schwarzenegger, chack Norris , Jean-Claude Van Damme, Clint Eastwood and Lee Van Cleef.

    • @mr.johnperry1688
      @mr.johnperry1688 3 роки тому +6

      YEAH THIS IS THE MOST LIKELY OUTCOME

    • @moreplatesnodates2440
      @moreplatesnodates2440 3 роки тому +24

      When Jocko turned 18 his father moved out

    • @Curtis856
      @Curtis856 3 роки тому

      Hahahaha

    • @csn6234
      @csn6234 3 роки тому +1

      Lmfao

  • @xenophon8958
    @xenophon8958 4 роки тому +3868

    someone attacks jocko.
    jocko: thats not very realistic.

    • @Chunkalunka68
      @Chunkalunka68 4 роки тому +57

      I dont know why i broke down laughing when other comments didnt

    • @abelkjohn
      @abelkjohn 4 роки тому +6

      Nice😁

    • @martinkuliza
      @martinkuliza 4 роки тому +5

      LOL
      I'll pay that joke
      Jocko wouldn't though, YOU WOULD PAY HIM

    • @TDove-cf2wh
      @TDove-cf2wh 4 роки тому +1

      also started laughing xD

    • @peachfuds
      @peachfuds 4 роки тому +17

      "No factor"

  • @trollusa3206
    @trollusa3206 Рік тому +38

    My sgt in the Corps was a scout sniper, he taught us to make chillier suits and it was honestly a simple (kinda simple I guess) yet pretty amazing process.

    • @user-rr5ce1wb2j
      @user-rr5ce1wb2j Рік тому +5

      You were in the Corps but call it a "chillier" suit? I hope that's just a typo/auto-correct LMAO.

  • @MrJustonemorevoice
    @MrJustonemorevoice Рік тому +12

    "Its like time travel because you go to sleep and wake up in your destination"
    Man, I felt that one.

  • @nikothenomad4985
    @nikothenomad4985 4 роки тому +3587

    In high school the teacher asked Jocko if they could go to the bathroom

    • @roachawker7741
      @roachawker7741 4 роки тому +6

      Lmao

    • @dayyton6653
      @dayyton6653 4 роки тому

      Niko The Nomad what did he say

    • @samo6401
      @samo6401 4 роки тому +2

      Jocko would say "I dont know can you?" And the teacher would respond "Not unless you allow me to"

    • @cindyreese6107
      @cindyreese6107 4 роки тому +1

      The hall pass needs Jocko to safely pee

    • @seanhickey4788
      @seanhickey4788 4 роки тому +1

      Elementary to

  • @MrKrankKopf
    @MrKrankKopf 4 роки тому +4767

    "Dad, I want a dog for Christmas."
    Jocko: "Check! No factor. That's a great asset to have.

    • @nutzer1337
      @nutzer1337 4 роки тому +130

      Jocko: "Check. That's a great asset to have."

    • @Piekosz518
      @Piekosz518 4 роки тому +67

      First you need to understand all the varying dichotomies involved in being an extreme leader to your asset*

    • @gooseygander286
      @gooseygander286 4 роки тому

      Haha 🤤

    • @delgad33
      @delgad33 4 роки тому +5

      No Factor

    • @RayaneHamitouche
      @RayaneHamitouche 4 роки тому

      hahaha nice one

  • @timwaibel3267
    @timwaibel3267 Рік тому +30

    The look jocko gave when he asked the hand signal for 1 minute was priceless lol

  • @solarfinder
    @solarfinder Рік тому +47

    I listen to his other vid and podcasts. I'll continue to reiterate this, Thank you for the service and sacrifice to all of you that's gone into the military. I support and applaud each of you, stay safe

  • @JoseFernandez-dq8il
    @JoseFernandez-dq8il 4 роки тому +2053

    When Jocko went to his girlfriend's house for the first time, his girlfriend's father was nervous about meeting him.

    • @shaneo33t
      @shaneo33t 4 роки тому +22

      That's gold

    • @seekinghisface2312
      @seekinghisface2312 4 роки тому +36

      This one could actually be true :)

    • @severussnape8040
      @severussnape8040 4 роки тому +9

      @@seekinghisface2312 with the way the guy carries himself, wouldn't be surprised if he was.

  • @RyanN777
    @RyanN777 4 роки тому +20390

    Jocko has a grizzly bear carpet. It isn’t dead or anything it’s just too afraid to move.

  • @cleetusvd072
    @cleetusvd072 Рік тому +13

    Man, this SEAL does a great job in this video, so much info in so little time

  • @jasonghoul3691
    @jasonghoul3691 Рік тому +67

    Jocko forgot that he was supposed to be in the Modern Warfare universe and landed in ours

  • @scorpio7957
    @scorpio7957 4 роки тому +2607

    "This is not realistic"
    Hollywood apologizes to Jocko and remakes movies.

    • @DaBeast34
      @DaBeast34 3 роки тому +1

      Lol

    • @jesuissoldatamericain8771
      @jesuissoldatamericain8771 3 роки тому +8

      Hollywood itself has no patriotic spirit. They are just liberal. They won't care what they are doing.

    • @EricMustardman
      @EricMustardman 3 роки тому +14

      @@jesuissoldatamericain8771 "Hollywood" as a synonym of the American film industry isn't even liberal. It's ideologically entirely indifferent. All "Hollywood" is interested in is money, the more money, the better.

    • @doomerbelowthewind
      @doomerbelowthewind 3 роки тому

      And they really should be.

  • @Nonamethankyou128
    @Nonamethankyou128 4 роки тому +2371

    Me: this is the best comment section on UA-cam
    Jocko: no it's not
    Me: no it's not

    • @theun-knownmusician5468
      @theun-knownmusician5468 4 роки тому +2

      Andy Stratter I’ve seen a comment with 20k likes and no comments lol

    • @theun-knownmusician5468
      @theun-knownmusician5468 4 роки тому +2

      Andy Stratter I didn’t unfortunately 😂

    • @andrasidansjon313
      @andrasidansjon313 3 роки тому

      But maby if you dobidoo the things that cost your life in a narative mind. Zebra-minded miscief, ive appologise the burdon it hasnt been easy to give birth to a child thats sooo improved

    • @theun-knownmusician5468
      @theun-knownmusician5468 3 роки тому +1

      Big Chris Miller how am I lying? Go to old popular videos. You are so sad mate

    • @zayneschepers8675
      @zayneschepers8675 3 роки тому

      Bob Ross coment section am I a joke to you

  • @daehr9399
    @daehr9399 Рік тому +62

    10:29 My best friend was in Iraq and when he was medically discharged (later retired) for being badly wounded in action. When he left the Army, he took his ghillie suit with him. We met at college, about a year after his discharge, and used this ghillie suit to no end. It was one of the best things to surprise or prank people with. At one point he had a pigeon infestation he took care of with a ghillie suit, patience, and a quick reflex hahaha. I cannot tell you how much fun we both had with that thing. People were terrified to go outside!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @davidlucero7725
    @davidlucero7725 Рік тому +3

    Thank you for your service! I appreciate you and your service! Thanks for the breakdown video as well

  • @Artdeepmind
    @Artdeepmind 4 роки тому +3967

    Me: That guy timed a sniper shot, so cool!
    Jocko: its dumb
    Me: its dumb

    • @arnabsen3146
      @arnabsen3146 4 роки тому +10

      Navy seal (US)*and Marcos(INDIA)* both special forces are friends

    • @nikopepino1314
      @nikopepino1314 4 роки тому +115

      @@arnabsen3146 no one ask.

    • @arnabsen3146
      @arnabsen3146 4 роки тому +2

      What good ni8

    • @itsjustawatermelon714
      @itsjustawatermelon714 4 роки тому +2

      Fr💀💀💀

    • @kestrel3509
      @kestrel3509 4 роки тому +3

      @@arnabsen3146 Marcos are also one of the deadliest Marine Commandos in the world.

  • @JohnWiIkesBooth
    @JohnWiIkesBooth 3 роки тому +3502

    When Jocko crosses the border the officers show him their passports

  • @silverlily2389
    @silverlily2389 Рік тому +30

    Thank you for your service, sir and all the brave warriors out there

  • @warriorjl45
    @warriorjl45 Рік тому +6

    I appreciate your reviews. I taught at a school and would always talk about operation red wings. Hard lessons learned.

  • @x.ivan.x1479
    @x.ivan.x1479 3 роки тому +4233

    I once tried typing in “JOCKO” as a password
    but it said
    “This password is too strong, please try entering another”

    • @svenx1519
      @svenx1519 3 роки тому +13

      X.Ivan.X 😂😂😂 I’m dead

    • @SimpleSetting
      @SimpleSetting 3 роки тому +5

      2nd comment on this and LMAO

    • @87apizzi
      @87apizzi 3 роки тому +13

      This comment won the internet lmao 😂

    • @jillvalentinefan77
      @jillvalentinefan77 3 роки тому +4

      New golden comment. Congratulations citizen here's your oakleys.

    • @highog3288
      @highog3288 3 роки тому +1

      Broo wtf

  • @JonathanSilva-hy6fq
    @JonathanSilva-hy6fq 3 роки тому +5243

    One time jocko got shot in his arm, the bullet is still in critical condition

  • @Stixz11
    @Stixz11 Рік тому +9

    Jocko wrote some books and I met him and got it signed and took pics. He’s a nice guy

  • @sportymcsports
    @sportymcsports Рік тому +18

    This is such a comprehensive and fascinating explanation! I really appreciate the details and the no nonsense facts he’s supplying. Wow!

  • @durkadurkerjackson1664
    @durkadurkerjackson1664 3 роки тому +4278

    Jocko doesn't read books, he stares them down untill they give him the information he needs

  • @WavyFBaby
    @WavyFBaby 4 роки тому +2387

    When Jocko enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off.

  • @brucekelemer9160
    @brucekelemer9160 Рік тому +5

    "We're assuming that the people handling them are hostile and what they need do is die".
    Said with such a straight face. I don't know why but this one really got me🤣

  • @jawadunnoor803
    @jawadunnoor803 8 місяців тому +2

    when he says 'freeze this frame' , I fell a laser pointer on my chest

  • @commandobrando4048
    @commandobrando4048 4 роки тому +3326

    This dude kicked a horse in the chin once. That horse is a giraffe now

  • @tariketik9794
    @tariketik9794 4 роки тому +4257

    When Jocko makes a spelling mistake, the dictionary is updated.

  • @tt-dc1hl
    @tt-dc1hl Рік тому +5

    When Jocko looks at any iPhone, it unlocks out of fear and not because of Face ID.

  • @lakshmandasa4184
    @lakshmandasa4184 Рік тому +50

    When Jocko was born he halo jumped outside the wire of his mothers cargo plane, slapped the jump master, started signal waving before pulling his own ripcord that had a partial malfuntion, dove twelve nautical miles, maintained security and silence for as long as he could then surprised the enemy in his homemade gillie suit while controlling the flow of the rest of the guys.

  • @alexzarate5900
    @alexzarate5900 3 роки тому +5184

    Jocko has to approve his girlfriend’s dad.

  • @sussybaka5961
    @sussybaka5961 3 роки тому +3106

    Robber: Give me your money
    Jocko: That’s not very realistic
    Robber: Understandable, have a great day

  • @nicolecunningham5477
    @nicolecunningham5477 Рік тому +10

    Jocko is hilarious 🤣 I know he was good at his job. I love it when people find something they like then excel at it 😊❤️

  • @aniboylx4043
    @aniboylx4043 Рік тому +27

    jocko is the guy you wish as a big brother, he teaches you the real things