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  • Retired Navy SEAL Jocko Willink breaks down even more combat scenes from movies, including 'Saving Private Ryan,' 'Apocalypse Now,' 'G.I. Jane' and 'Navy Seals.'
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    Navy SEAL Jocko Willink Breaks Down More Combat Scenes From Movies Part 2 | GQ
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  • @rasmus6969
    @rasmus6969 3 роки тому +9409

    GQ didn't even ask Jocko to come. He just showed up and started talking about war movies ...

  • @nathaniel7512
    @nathaniel7512 3 роки тому +10545

    **Jocko Dies**
    Jocko:”That’s pretty unrealistic”

    • @killianmurphy8527
      @killianmurphy8527 3 роки тому +229

      Jocko has heart attack
      Jocko: that’s pretty unrealistic

    • @mayanks2011
      @mayanks2011 3 роки тому +41

      -Brezee “comes back to life”

    • @iRevv.
      @iRevv. 3 роки тому +119

      *Jocko dies*
      Jocko: That's pretty unrealistic
      Death: That's pretty unrealistic

    • @thadz2493
      @thadz2493 3 роки тому +16

      Just gets Revived

    • @JokersWild70
      @JokersWild70 3 роки тому +4

      LMAO.

  • @sitogoincrazy
    @sitogoincrazy 2 роки тому +2522

    Jocko was talking out of experience when he said “Everyone has a breaking point”.
    His interrogator had his.

    • @jondunmore4268
      @jondunmore4268 Рік тому +47

      I wonder how much Jocko juice he had to give up before they stopped milking him.

    • @pyropug0188
      @pyropug0188 Рік тому +66

      Thats not very realistic
      Jocko wouldn’t get captured

    • @aamsheerzabal7128
      @aamsheerzabal7128 Рік тому +29

      @@pyropug0188 unless he wanted to

    • @luke8857
      @luke8857 Рік тому +6

      @@aamsheerzabal7128 ya got a point. Orders are orders.

    • @teedepefanio4974
      @teedepefanio4974 Рік тому +3

      Yeah.. we all learned that in S.E.R.E.
      Something that a civilian or R.E.M.F. would never understand... Jocko is a good man and those who talk out their butt don't have the T.I.R. to even clean his boots...
      #BOHICA #CharlieMike

  • @IamGulzow
    @IamGulzow 2 роки тому +991

    A few years before I joined the Navy I watched Saving Private Ryan with my granddad who drove tanks in Korea for the Marines. He was quiet through the whole thing, looking contemplative but when Tom Hanks is injured towards the end of the flick and shoots at the tank with his pistol Papa smiled and said "it doesn't matter if they have a bazooka or a sling shot, everybody shoots at the tank."

    • @lemons1559
      @lemons1559 Рік тому +5

      Never talked to an actual tanker or tanker adjacent person so I have a question. Is small arms fire ever an issue to tanks? Does it ever cause fear/stress, does it damage optics or jam turret rings etc? Did your grand daddy ever say anything about the topic?

    • @agp11001
      @agp11001 Рік тому +20

      @@lemons1559 It was (and is) a common practice to fire towards the vision blocks, usually with machine guns or other automatic weapons. The glass in the periscope is bulletproof, but you can try cracking the glass, rendering it unusable.

    • @lemons1559
      @lemons1559 Рік тому +6

      @@agp11001 Between making my earlier comment about this and today, I saw a wee WW2 documentary about how small arms infantry could disrupt tank assaults. It was pretty cool how effective even a rifle is at spooking tankers.

    • @nikolaszuraff1234
      @nikolaszuraff1234 6 місяців тому +1

      I've only met one WWII veteran. And he was at Pearl Harbor during and after the attack.

  • @kierancaldwell1200
    @kierancaldwell1200 3 роки тому +3634

    They didn't ask for him to show up again, he just walked in and told them to start filming

    • @nathand256
      @nathand256 3 роки тому +45

      Wrong. The film roll showed up at his house and started it!

    • @jshamlay3340
      @jshamlay3340 3 роки тому +12

      Nathan D r/woooooooooooosh

    • @prestondoring2640
      @prestondoring2640 3 роки тому +31

      Jshamlay you missed his joke
      That’s not a woooosh on him
      It’s a wish on you

    • @omni-man4624
      @omni-man4624 3 роки тому +12

      @@jshamlay3340 R/woosh

    • @dynxwraith8982
      @dynxwraith8982 3 роки тому +8

      @@jshamlay3340 I think you got r/woooshed

  • @beatdownaiman
    @beatdownaiman 3 роки тому +5776

    When Jocko is late to class, his teacher apologizes for being too early.

  • @bubbag3176
    @bubbag3176 Рік тому +467

    When Jocko was born, the first thing to come out was suppressive fire

    • @Stephen3D
      @Stephen3D Рік тому +2

      This is GOLD 🤣🤣

    • @flyagaric007
      @flyagaric007 11 місяців тому +12

      he wasnt born, he was tactically deployed.

    • @gandalfsbeard
      @gandalfsbeard 11 місяців тому +1

      Dude 😂😂

    • @ashleybarloweNC
      @ashleybarloweNC 5 місяців тому

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Soul_Alpha
      @Soul_Alpha 2 місяці тому

      Jocko fire the panzerschreck!

  • @kbr_____
    @kbr_____ Рік тому +128

    Jocko seems like the kind of guy who would randomly tell u the most heart-wrenching, unstably dark and devious yet motivating story and then offer u lollipop

    • @bobbyp8009
      @bobbyp8009 4 місяці тому +2

      Special Operation guys have an incredibly unique mindset that many cannot emulate, thankful these guys are on our side

    • @S-L-C-03
      @S-L-C-03 Місяць тому

      I can see it

    • @JasonVoorheeTalkShow
      @JasonVoorheeTalkShow 20 днів тому

      Jocko giving you a lollipop: 🍭 🗿

  • @ob_0327
    @ob_0327 3 роки тому +4686

    When Jocko crosses the street, the cars look both ways

  • @stevelastname3276
    @stevelastname3276 3 роки тому +4783

    Jocko: “Because it’s funny”
    Everyone: *laughs nervously*

  • @jessedesrosier6339
    @jessedesrosier6339 2 роки тому +1586

    My grandpa Fred DesRosier was a Marine Scout Sniper in 2nd Marine Div. He was part of several beach landings in the pacific including Tarawa, his elite unit actually swam into the island at night a day before the landing, and posted guard and protection for the landing. They were also the first to have bloched cammies and later the first troops to take over Nigasaki after the bomb. He survived through ptsd, malaria, shrapnel and atomic bombs and lived to be 91 passing in 2016.

    • @kyoki6620
      @kyoki6620 2 роки тому +53

      Mad respect For real

    • @InnerBeautyUnleashed
      @InnerBeautyUnleashed 2 роки тому +45

      May this great, brave man Rest Peacefully. Many thanks to him for his service. I hope he was able to live a great life post war. 🙏🏽

    • @hungariantankman4607
      @hungariantankman4607 2 роки тому +19

      God Bless Him

    • @danielcetta3866
      @danielcetta3866 2 роки тому +16

      Thank you Fred DesRosier.. May you rest in peace.

    • @sydneykiley7240
      @sydneykiley7240 2 роки тому +18

      Your grandpa is such a badass. What a cool guardian angel to have. God is blessing his soul, you are truly blessed to have had time with him.

  • @mavericktheswiftie7857
    @mavericktheswiftie7857 Рік тому +482

    Jocko wasn't born, he was tactically deployed

  • @zerg9523
    @zerg9523 3 роки тому +7518

    Jocko destroyed the periodic table, he only recognises the element of surprise.

  • @willard5705
    @willard5705 3 роки тому +4150

    When Jocko goes to the club, the bouncers show him their id’s

    • @Venkat2811
      @Venkat2811 3 роки тому +9

      😂😂😂

    • @loganbaylous1330
      @loganbaylous1330 3 роки тому +70

      Jocko doesn’t go to the club… the club comes to Jocko

    • @galengraziano7127
      @galengraziano7127 3 роки тому

      Yessss

    • @jimmy2k4o
      @jimmy2k4o 3 роки тому +2

      In my country bouncers need to have their security licenses visible on their arm.
      So yeah.

    • @Mikemfm666
      @Mikemfm666 3 роки тому +1

      Idt any UA-cam comment has made me literally laugh out loud.. my god this is perfect

  • @JanetEsq
    @JanetEsq 2 роки тому +763

    I had two uncles who were in D-Day; one of them had nightmares about it until the day he died. Thank you Jocko.

    • @InnerBeautyUnleashed
      @InnerBeautyUnleashed 2 роки тому +46

      Mad respect to your uncles. May your uncle that passed Rest Peacefully. 🙏🏽

    • @kevinrichardson262
      @kevinrichardson262 Рік тому +36

      When I saw "Saving Private Ryan", I was sitting next to 2 WW II vets. All 3 of us were in tears that whole opening scene. Me, out of pride for what they endured; Them? Probably PTSD. I still am moved by that movie. Bought them a few rounds afterwards

    • @aprilecotton2060
      @aprilecotton2060 Рік тому +4

      Same here. My dad drove his sherman into a entire german battalion by himself, and took out over 270 men all with his knife and 2 bullets

    • @alexanderthegreat2080
      @alexanderthegreat2080 Рік тому +8

      The only time my great-grandfather ever talked about the war was after he saw saving Private Ryan all he said was "that was very accurate"

    • @ClaytonBigsby93
      @ClaytonBigsby93 Рік тому +5

      @@aprilecotton2060 That’s insane. What was his name? Surely a feat like that brought along with it major recognition.

  • @bernabetorres864
    @bernabetorres864 Рік тому +130

    Hearing him say “And I am sitting in my studio REMOTELY” sent chills up my spine 😳

    • @NobleOsinachi
      @NobleOsinachi Рік тому +10

      Brings a whole new meaning to covert ops.

    • @NobleOsinachi
      @NobleOsinachi Рік тому +4

      I came back for this comment! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @ahsanvlogs8495
    @ahsanvlogs8495 3 роки тому +2730

    When Jocko was young, his parents used to sleep on his bed when they were scared.

  • @willard5705
    @willard5705 3 роки тому +2706

    When Jocko goes camping, the bears hide their food

    • @johncb_ho
      @johncb_ho 3 роки тому +45

      nah the bears would offer their food

    • @emanuelbatista812
      @emanuelbatista812 3 роки тому +12

      @@johncb_ho that's better

    • @debuleopol5166
      @debuleopol5166 3 роки тому +4

      Underrated

    • @ScarSonic97
      @ScarSonic97 3 роки тому +10

      Sounds like Ginny Sack

    • @AtomicGT55
      @AtomicGT55 3 роки тому +6

      @@ScarSonic97 Ginny Sack? What she needs is her own zip code.

  • @R0n8urgundy
    @R0n8urgundy 2 роки тому +127

    That G.I Jane breakdown was good. G.I. Jane 2, cant wait to see it.

    • @kennymccormick9973
      @kennymccormick9973 2 роки тому +33

      *Will Smith wants to know your location......*

    • @Postaldude2003
      @Postaldude2003 Рік тому +8

      1,2 will smiths coming for you, 3,4 better lock your door...

    • @algorithmsavior3820
      @algorithmsavior3820 Рік тому +6

      No factor

    • @jondunmore4268
      @jondunmore4268 Рік тому +11

      Starring Jada Pinkett-Smith. I hear it's a slapper.

    • @dex2591
      @dex2591 Рік тому

      @@jondunmore4268 Hey !!! Keep her name out of your f**king mouth. 🤬😡

  • @BigFatCone
    @BigFatCone Рік тому +26

    Without missing a beat: " And 2. Becausse it's funny-".
    Man, I really like this guy.

  • @colesteele3594
    @colesteele3594 3 роки тому +2826

    Everytime Jocko talks about America, a bald eagle gets its wings.

  • @david91lvb
    @david91lvb 3 роки тому +3663

    After reading a license agreement, the terms and Conditions agreed with Jocko

  • @gabbermensch
    @gabbermensch 2 роки тому +249

    I've worked alongside Scottish troops that, whilst in Division, weren't elite, some were detached..most of them went into horrible situations, mostly Northern Ireland and the former Yugoslavia. They told me a trick for surviving interrogation - "You won't, it's a game of time."

  • @Anonymous.android
    @Anonymous.android Рік тому +129

    It’s amazing how obviously badass he is, but also how knowledgeable he is on the history of warfare

    • @BirdDogg
      @BirdDogg Рік тому +4

      And yet somehow he omitted the Coast Guard while listing the branches of the military and referencing D-day… 🤦🏻‍♂️

    • @BlackCheezit
      @BlackCheezit Рік тому +2

      @@BirdDogg why would he mention the couch guard

    • @BirdDogg
      @BirdDogg Рік тому

      @@BlackCheezit You even asking this question shows your clear ignorance of military history. The Coast Guard is not only the oldest branch of the military in the United States, they have been involved in every armed conflict of our countries history and more specifically on D-Day (the day JokeO is referencing) 15 Coast Guardsmen died driving LCI’s into the shore full of marines. Additionally, Coast Guardsmen saved over 400 soldiers and marines wounded that day. No sailor, marine or soldier worth his salt would not have this knowledge offhand. If you even were in the military(which I doubt) your dd-214 likely says discharged for misconduct. Scumbag

    • @sdot5389
      @sdot5389 8 місяців тому +1

      @@BirdDogg…and Space Force lol

  • @captainoblivious_yt
    @captainoblivious_yt 3 роки тому +2818

    Jocko was once stopped by the police for speeding..
    The officer got off with just a warning.

    • @juliedavis9659
      @juliedavis9659 3 роки тому +5

      Hahaha ZING!!

    • @spilch980
      @spilch980 3 роки тому +3

      VERY ORIGINAL.

    • @fodebic5253
      @fodebic5253 3 роки тому +4

      Jocko 23 seconds later :
      ua-cam.com/video/lCl7I7png08/v-deo.html

    • @fox2569
      @fox2569 3 роки тому +4

      This same joke is on almost every Jocko clip.

    • @juliedavis9659
      @juliedavis9659 3 роки тому +1

      Or is it whether? Yep, my bad..whether.

  • @mdzubair6286
    @mdzubair6286 3 роки тому +2020

    Jocko doesn't wear a belt
    His pants stay up out of respect

  • @aldowilliams4765
    @aldowilliams4765 Рік тому +8

    11:04 bruh the way he says “because it’s funny” with the most serious cold expression possible 😂

  • @aaronb6843
    @aaronb6843 2 роки тому +247

    Military folks are a breath of fresh air online. They're straight-to-the-point and tell it how it is. God I love that. Zero BS.

    • @TheZandernator
      @TheZandernator Рік тому +4

      -🤓🤓🤓

    • @glp.1337
      @glp.1337 Рік тому +5

      People that are over 18 and still try to act tough, are some of the most pathetic people on this planet.

    • @goldsnafu
      @goldsnafu Рік тому +2

      @@TheZandernator says the 🤓

    • @_Cato_
      @_Cato_ Рік тому

      @@glp.1337 This content screams pathetic. Your lack of self-awareness is incredible

    • @tappajaav
      @tappajaav Рік тому

      @@glp.1337 Yep. You are either tough or soft. Acting belongs in the hollywood.

  • @matthewcompton6875
    @matthewcompton6875 3 роки тому +1562

    Jocko died 10 years ago... the grim reaper is still trying to build up the courage to go talk to him about it.

  • @jimbishop6720
    @jimbishop6720 3 роки тому +1375

    Death comes for Jocko
    Jocko: That's pretty unrealistic.
    Death apologizes and walks away

    • @vedantkhandelwal5717
      @vedantkhandelwal5717 3 роки тому +30

      Death: Understandable, have a good day ✌️

    • @thatoneguythatdrankthemilk9821
      @thatoneguythatdrankthemilk9821 3 роки тому +3

      lol that is the funnyist thing ever

    • @fihgbeans6077
      @fihgbeans6077 3 роки тому

      Casual Wanderer wasn’t funny man

    • @cooldudep
      @cooldudep 3 роки тому +2

      I feel he's also likely to say 'No factor. Let me ask you this. What's your course of action for relieving me of my life?'

    • @jaquaviousjane4126
      @jaquaviousjane4126 3 роки тому

      this comment should have more feedback than it does😭

  • @christopherprichard4952
    @christopherprichard4952 2 роки тому +92

    A comment on the entry scene with GI Jane; I was told (by a recon marine) that if a member is taken hostage that he will hold out and provide as much disinformation as possible but torture breaks many. The goal is to last long enough to allow your people to change / adapt plans to create another mission plan, rescue plan, escape plan.

  • @oliveyule
    @oliveyule 2 роки тому +226

    He's really professional and this is extremely educational. Love it.

  • @ahsanvlogs8495
    @ahsanvlogs8495 3 роки тому +22462

    Jocko is what we all imagine our girlfriends dad to look like.

    • @giow2331
      @giow2331 3 роки тому +411

      BEST COMMENT😭💀

    • @cane870
      @cane870 3 роки тому +323

      AhsanVlogs jocko is what my girlfriends dad looks like

    • @kevanbaconofficial
      @kevanbaconofficial 3 роки тому +624

      When I was a teenager, my girlfriends dad was a black belt in several forms of martial arts, he was built like Jocko, and would shake the foundation of the house when he was kicking the bags in the basement. I remember thinking I was insane to be putting the moves on that mans daughter while he was in the house...

    • @ahsanvlogs8495
      @ahsanvlogs8495 3 роки тому +235

      @@kevanbaconofficial kicking bags in the basement? 🤣🤣I'd be scared

    • @VinyZikss
      @VinyZikss 3 роки тому +78

      what girlfriend?

  • @Neanderthal75
    @Neanderthal75 3 роки тому +2796

    When monsters go to sleep, they check for Jocko under the bed.

    • @Jack-ff8ri
      @Jack-ff8ri 3 роки тому +3

      lol

    • @drakewhite6097
      @drakewhite6097 3 роки тому +7

      YES 😂😂😭

    • @sirsir9665
      @sirsir9665 3 роки тому +13

      That's terrifying because that could of been a reality for the Taliban lol

    • @NathanKotsa
      @NathanKotsa 3 роки тому +2

      7:27 Tim Kennedy cameo?

    • @RyunosukeHachi
      @RyunosukeHachi 3 роки тому +1

      Jocko vs Chuck Norris, who wins?

  • @MikeFoxGolf
    @MikeFoxGolf 2 роки тому +60

    Legend has it that Chuck Norris told the Universe that he was tired of being “The One.” The Universe answered back,”No, there is another.”

  • @gmar0547
    @gmar0547 Рік тому +5

    10:10
    Chris Rock “GI JANE 2, can’t wait to see it”
    Will:🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

  • @The_Fighter03
    @The_Fighter03 3 роки тому +4584

    Instead of part 3, we need a „Jocko reacts to comments under the 'Jocko reacts' videos“

  • @user-qn4ym5ht8b
    @user-qn4ym5ht8b 3 роки тому +11511

    Some facts about Jocko:
    1. Jocko lost his virginity before his parents
    2. When he was eighteen years old Jocko decided to live by himself and his parents moved to another house
    3. Jocko’s father is named Jocko Junior
    4. Jocko helped the nurses when he was born
    5. It is impossible for Jocko to have a heart attack. Nothing is stupid enough to attack Jocko
    6. In schools, teachers used to raise their hands to talk to Jocko
    7. Once, Jocko missed two days of school in a row. These days then became known as Saturday and Sunday.

    • @mightybaby2583
      @mightybaby2583 3 роки тому +450

      It’s #5 and #7 that cracked me up😂

    • @Lawveit
      @Lawveit 3 роки тому +116

      Dude... 😂

    • @loganharris6713
      @loganharris6713 3 роки тому +263

      I just wanted to say, thank you. You saved me much scrolling.

    • @ark1349
      @ark1349 3 роки тому +35

      Gold

    • @patarcher9199
      @patarcher9199 3 роки тому +122

      Jockos father is named jocko junior 😂😂

  • @7411.
    @7411. Рік тому +93

    I've never been in the military but I certainly appreciate the people who are.

    • @dasaniwatterbottle9934
      @dasaniwatterbottle9934 Рік тому +6

      I’m swearing into the army tommorow and this made me smile, thanks man

    • @user-jt3ns5mu2w
      @user-jt3ns5mu2w Рік тому +1

      @@dasaniwatterbottle9934 Good luck

    • @7411.
      @7411. Рік тому +3

      @@dasaniwatterbottle9934 No. Thank YOU 👍. My family and I appreciate your service my friend.

  • @Cpinge
    @Cpinge 2 роки тому +3

    My favorite line, "And two, because it's funny."

  • @nhemgeorge4
    @nhemgeorge4 3 роки тому +634

    When jocko moved out he looked at his dad and said
    “You’re the man of the house now.”

    • @In-decay
      @In-decay 3 роки тому +1

      Hahahaha. Gold

  • @luka4726
    @luka4726 3 роки тому +4427

    *When Jocko left for college, he said to his dad “You’re the man of the house now”*

  • @michael8940
    @michael8940 2 роки тому +14

    Jocko is hilarious, I keep rewinding this part, “you’ll experience a minor inconvenience, they pour water on your head so you can get used to the terror of hostage, and because ITS FUNNY”
    Just the way he says it is hilarious

    • @ynot2385
      @ynot2385 2 роки тому

      I've watched every one of hos podcasts and he has the most mental fortitude I've ever seen. I guarantee when he went through that training his only thought was "no factor" lol

  • @CDSAfghan
    @CDSAfghan 2 роки тому +3

    Guy screaming at another guy at the top of his lungs while under fire
    Jocko: Here they're having a little discussion

  • @leogardepizza8936
    @leogardepizza8936 3 роки тому +5894

    Jocko built the hospital he was born in.

  • @Dmans000
    @Dmans000 3 роки тому +2855

    The day starts when Jocko tells the sun to rise.

    • @emanuelbatista812
      @emanuelbatista812 3 роки тому +17

      Underrated comment! LMAO 😂

    • @laffin_out_loud
      @laffin_out_loud 3 роки тому +11

      Now that just scared me😂😂 I literally imagined him just leaning over me like "wakey wakey sunshine!"

    • @blademaster9575
      @blademaster9575 3 роки тому +3

      Why do you think he is always up before dawn?

    • @anthonytorridson5360
      @anthonytorridson5360 3 роки тому +2

      This is the funniest Jocko clip ever 😂 ua-cam.com/video/dJ3S-LI7tZE/v-deo.html

    • @chhhr_hdzzz
      @chhhr_hdzzz 3 роки тому +1

      1k like

  • @rickysmith923
    @rickysmith923 2 роки тому +17

    “Even when you go in soft, sometimes it gets hard” - Jocko

  • @jamiebev3
    @jamiebev3 2 роки тому +29

    Thank you Jocko for being so sensitive and respectful of the soldiers of Dday. Well said. My grandfather was there (British landings)

  • @VonTheDon11
    @VonTheDon11 3 роки тому +1746

    Jocko's teachers raised their hands to talk to him

    • @alphadogfitness6072
      @alphadogfitness6072 3 роки тому +1

      Arcana Imperii you’re too funny

    • @callumpenman5992
      @callumpenman5992 3 роки тому +28

      Jocko held his mums hand when she was giving birth to him

    • @Daniel-ld7xs
      @Daniel-ld7xs 3 роки тому +1

      Lmao

    • @ihannah02
      @ihannah02 3 роки тому

      I really like your information on war craft! My grandfather was a OSS agent of Second World War in the European theatre. Before he died he spent a lot of time with me to tell the story of training and the exploits when in country. I believe he would like to hear you and your exploits!

    • @yodatrucker420
      @yodatrucker420 3 роки тому

      Jocko is the new Chuck Norris I feel like lol

  • @dharunroy4521
    @dharunroy4521 3 роки тому +8547

    When Jocko installs a software, the software agrees to his terms and conditions.

  • @PianoSkillBoy
    @PianoSkillBoy 2 роки тому +6

    GI Jane hitting diff rn

  • @cixtianrush2631
    @cixtianrush2631 2 роки тому +2

    Jocko, I am so very glad you are on our side!!! I love your channel man.

  • @SoupSlayer94
    @SoupSlayer94 3 роки тому +3150

    Jocko appears exactly how one would imagine a Navy SEAL named Jocko would look like.

    • @NathanKotsa
      @NathanKotsa 3 роки тому +12

      7:27 Tim Kennedy cameo?

    • @afonsoinocencio5994
      @afonsoinocencio5994 3 роки тому +21

      That’s pretty unrealistic, jocko is unique

    • @kraftiv2124
      @kraftiv2124 3 роки тому +8

      William Campbell looks exactly like someone who commented this comment who's named William Campbell

    • @martijndejong1889
      @martijndejong1889 3 роки тому +5

      And he did not disappoint

    • @justineallandevelos6491
      @justineallandevelos6491 2 роки тому

      I wouldn't be suprised if Jocko is the designated machinegunner of the squad

  • @N0MIKIK0NSTBABYDADDY
    @N0MIKIK0NSTBABYDADDY 3 роки тому +2151

    When Jocko looks in a mirror, the mirror shatters. Because not even glass is dumb enough to get between Jocko and Jocko

  • @forcebewithyou7746
    @forcebewithyou7746 2 роки тому +33

    D-Day 1944 was also a US Air Corps and Naval Tactical Failure. US Naval Warships we’re sent to soften the German Fortifications that were along the shoreline through relentless shelling and the Air Corps was supposed to do a bombing run down the beachhead to assist in destroying any German fortifications that had taken up residency along the beachhead. So when the first wave of troops stormed Normandy, they were quite literally supposed to be able to walk right up the beach with absolute minimal resistance. Both the Naval and Air Corps completely missed their designated bombing target zones completely and what resulted was complete mayhem on the beach

    • @cristobalalvarez5491
      @cristobalalvarez5491 2 роки тому

      Go do your research the weather was bad the softening wasn't effective nor the air support since weather was bad

    • @forcebewithyou7746
      @forcebewithyou7746 2 роки тому +1

      @@cristobalalvarez5491 that’s LITERALLY what I JUST said 😂🤦🏻‍♂️

  • @CardinalBiggles01
    @CardinalBiggles01 Рік тому +2

    "...and secondly, because it's funny". Love this guy

  • @ethan9440
    @ethan9440 3 роки тому +2911

    Jocko doesn’t wear a bullet proof vest, he calls it a rib cage

    • @JonMak13
      @JonMak13 3 роки тому +5

      Accurate

    • @sherlock4791
      @sherlock4791 3 роки тому +13

      so he doesnt wear ribcage

    • @randomgamingcentral892
      @randomgamingcentral892 3 роки тому +1

      Ethan facts

    • @goprojoe7449
      @goprojoe7449 3 роки тому +22

      A sniper once had Jocko in his sights, but he was stared down and went AWOL

    • @LT_Dangles
      @LT_Dangles 3 роки тому +6

      i can totally see this developing into the new version of Chuck Norris "jokes/facts" XD

  • @96ludako
    @96ludako 3 роки тому +2300

    Jockos tears can cure cancer. The problem is he never cries.

    • @killianmurphy8527
      @killianmurphy8527 3 роки тому +49

      Only time jocko cried was when iron man died

    • @jasonfuertes5590
      @jasonfuertes5590 3 роки тому +7

      LMFAO

    • @theriptorn
      @theriptorn 3 роки тому +5

      Aw man, I just posted that joke and you me to it. Well done!

    • @dmichael7144
      @dmichael7144 3 роки тому +6

      @ludako Chuck Norris gets bit by a cobra, the cobra dies. Chuck Norris gets bit by Jocko, Chuck Norris dies instantly.

    • @roadapple66
      @roadapple66 3 роки тому +4

      The only time Jocko cried was when he found out that his immediate, rapid-response team's muster to deploy to a highly hostile area of intense combat was only an alert drill.

  • @chrys_stone8716
    @chrys_stone8716 2 роки тому +9

    Saving Private Ryan is definitely in my top 5 films of all time

  • @calvandergrift
    @calvandergrift 2 роки тому +3

    I can't wait for Jocko to review GI Jane 2 with Jada Smith

  • @bobocpe
    @bobocpe 3 роки тому +1874

    Jocko's M4A1 has infinite ammo cause it's affraid to run empty.

    • @gamingjay141
      @gamingjay141 3 роки тому

      lol

    • @masonmatye7120
      @masonmatye7120 3 роки тому +3

      pretty sure his kit was a hk416 instead of m4 pretty standard for seals

    • @jw8042
      @jw8042 3 роки тому +1

      Revant exelz. 416 is used by team six (devgru) Jocko used the MK18 10.5 inch M4

    • @plsdontshoot3614
      @plsdontshoot3614 3 роки тому +1

      I thought the scar was spec ops but that might be nato

    • @jw8042
      @jw8042 3 роки тому +1

      @@plsdontshoot3614 it’s used by some, the scar 17 is used by seals especially in Afghanistan due to longer ranges, the 75th ranger regiment tester the scar 16 but I’m unsure as to current status on that. I think some European forces use the scar 16, but not sure what nation or what units use them as of today. The Norwegian special forces actually uses Diemaco C8 SFW despite being told to switch to the HK416

  • @baadshahkingofking31
    @baadshahkingofking31 3 роки тому +2076

    Jocko once visited the Virgin Islands. Now, they are just called, The Islands.

    • @corbinkost8379
      @corbinkost8379 3 роки тому +42

      But the islands were only 14!

    • @soulperish634
      @soulperish634 3 роки тому +13

      I can imagine jocko just thrusting into each of the islands sand beach

    • @pugsy7658
      @pugsy7658 3 роки тому +9

      that's a stolen joke lmao

    • @windroid_user
      @windroid_user 3 роки тому +3

      @@pugsy7658 all the stolen comments are getting the likes, smh...
      Look at my originality lol my comments better blow up

    • @benjaminwright3340
      @benjaminwright3340 3 роки тому

      You just copied the Zlatan jokes

  • @Grue_bait
    @Grue_bait 2 роки тому +67

    I was a squid for 7 years; 2 ships (USS Forrest P Sherman (DD931) and the USS Pegasus (PHM-1)) I totally agree with the sea sickness thing. It would be rough for me pretty much exactly 1 day; then I'd get used to the "motion of the ocean"

    • @BlackCheezit
      @BlackCheezit Рік тому +2

      How did you turn back into a human

    • @agp11001
      @agp11001 Рік тому

      Dude, the Pegasus, really? Just a fascinating concept for a boat.

  • @AmericanCrusader222
    @AmericanCrusader222 2 роки тому +12

    Jocko is probably the only person who doesn’t accept terms & conditions but it’s still able to use the app

  • @VonTheDon11
    @VonTheDon11 3 роки тому +8209

    Jocko is the type of guy to approve his girlfriends dad

    • @xxdemisucksxx
      @xxdemisucksxx 3 роки тому +81

      I am like #666. I would like to thank my family and friends, without whom I would not be here right now. Also my fans, who have supported me and finally, God, who made this all possible.

    • @yourdad5162
      @yourdad5162 3 роки тому +55

      @@xxdemisucksxx you need help... Somethings wrong with you.... Your crazy.... Get a life....

    • @MikeMayneOfficial
      @MikeMayneOfficial 3 роки тому +38

      @@xxdemisucksxx 666? Don't think god is with you my guy

    • @xxdemisucksxx
      @xxdemisucksxx 3 роки тому +19

      @@MikeMayneOfficial only uneducated dunces think 666 = evil

    • @alistairstanbridge7461
      @alistairstanbridge7461 3 роки тому +6

      @@xxdemisucksxx 616 is the actual evil number

  • @HEELJezza
    @HEELJezza 3 роки тому +9016

    Legend has it that Jocko is the only person able to pause online games.

  • @estebanslavidastic4382
    @estebanslavidastic4382 2 роки тому +30

    this is the most military military man who ever militaried

  • @stevev5547
    @stevev5547 2 роки тому +11

    The open scene where soldiers are throwing up could also represent the fact that all the soldiers had a big fat meal before embarking as a "good luck&thank you all" causing sea sick to a big part of the allied army. (heard that on a veteran's interview)

  • @that1pacificguy
    @that1pacificguy 3 роки тому +3221

    Jocko has been to Mars already... that's why there are no signs of life...

    • @guld1999
      @guld1999 3 роки тому +12

      Hahahaha

    • @crazyd3uces
      @crazyd3uces 3 роки тому +5

      Lol easily the best Jockoism here

    • @floridacooking7018
      @floridacooking7018 3 роки тому +6

      EdGar Edwards he is doomslayer confirmed

    • @anthonytorridson5360
      @anthonytorridson5360 3 роки тому +2

      My favorite Jocko clip ever!! 😂 😆 ua-cam.com/video/dJ3S-LI7tZE/v-deo.html

    • @ThePoptardedtj
      @ThePoptardedtj 3 роки тому

      I am the 1 that made it 901 instet 900

  • @ahsanvlogs8495
    @ahsanvlogs8495 3 роки тому +2438

    Jocko's worst day was february 30th. Now it doesn’t exist.

    • @wg4112
      @wg4112 3 роки тому +13

      lol

    • @rexdink
      @rexdink 3 роки тому +117

      And the 29th only comes out to see if he's still here every so often.

    • @ASpecialKindOfMan
      @ASpecialKindOfMan 3 роки тому +3

      but it does my friend. it comes every so many years to have peek a boo... look it up leap year or leap day.

    • @ASpecialKindOfMan
      @ASpecialKindOfMan 3 роки тому +1

      @@ikskwizit no februari can be the 28th or 29th and also the 30th

    • @ASpecialKindOfMan
      @ASpecialKindOfMan 3 роки тому

      @Chief Big Bob whatever bro look it up

  • @BrandyWine658
    @BrandyWine658 Рік тому +50

    I'm so glad I found you. Wow. This is fascinating stuff. My heart aches for these young men and the fear they must have felt. Thank you for explaining this.

  • @kennethlee1133
    @kennethlee1133 2 роки тому +9

    My grandfather was in the 29th infantry division first wave made it threw the war. On the 60th Dday anniversary he got to sit beside Tom Hanks and Steven Spielberg got his pic with them. He never talk about the war until after that event. Sadly to say he past away 3 years ago and when we were cleaning his house out we found a photo album with pictures of his whole time over there and pictures with him beside General Patton. I like how you break down what's going on in the movies and thank you for your service Jocko!

  • @mikes9756
    @mikes9756 3 роки тому +2366

    Every time JOCKO makes a grammatical mistake... the dictionary is updated

  • @ronswanson1704
    @ronswanson1704 3 роки тому +2874

    When Jocko went on his first date, his girlfriend’s dad asked him for permission.

  • @anthonymallory5059
    @anthonymallory5059 Рік тому +2

    First I want to thank Jocko for his service and second I just want to say he is the coolest.

  • @mattymack894
    @mattymack894 2 роки тому +2

    Hearing Jocko say “motion of the ocean” made my day 😂

  • @HowWeSketch
    @HowWeSketch 3 роки тому +3648

    Jocko threw a grenade and killed 20 people.
    Then it exploded.

    • @liamkneeson8866
      @liamkneeson8866 3 роки тому +6

      Lol nice one

    • @vernesdelpeche7240
      @vernesdelpeche7240 3 роки тому +2

      That's a lot of force

    • @quandlequintaviusdinglenut8022
      @quandlequintaviusdinglenut8022 3 роки тому +19

      Stolen but funny

    • @shosc16
      @shosc16 3 роки тому +17

      you worded the joke wrong because you say, "it killed" which implies the grenade did it. It should be Jocko threw a grenade and killed 20 people. Then it exploded. Good joke tho

    • @redfiles6412
      @redfiles6412 3 роки тому +3

      Bruh

  • @Dave-ui6xn
    @Dave-ui6xn 3 роки тому +1796

    When Jocko looks in the mirror there is no reflection! There can only be 1 Jocko.

    • @DanielNyong
      @DanielNyong 3 роки тому +10

      This is underrated.

    • @9words40
      @9words40 3 роки тому +2

      got me ded

    • @rhino7731
      @rhino7731 3 роки тому +5

      9 words ya got 6 more words left

    • @9words40
      @9words40 3 роки тому +1

      @@rhino7731 it is the 100th times I got that comment 😂

    • @rhino7731
      @rhino7731 3 роки тому +1

      9 words here I save you all you have to do is ↸ᒷꖎᒷℸ ̣ ᒷ ||𝙹⚍∷ ᓵ𝙹ᒲᒲᒷリℸ ̣ if you speak minecraft enchantment language you can relate

  • @teedepefanio4974
    @teedepefanio4974 Рік тому +1

    Thanks, Jocko.. your breakdowns are spot on... keep on, keepin on... #Respect

  • @paulscaglione3017
    @paulscaglione3017 Рік тому +31

    Jocko, thanks for the description of the Tarrawa invasion and the subsequent developments which led to underwater demo and seal teams. My Uncle Criss was one of those Marines who had to wade across the coral. He lost his sight that day, but had a very great life nonetheless.

  • @napalm6926
    @napalm6926 3 роки тому +4025

    Someone attacks Jocko
    Jocko: “That’s pretty unrealistic”

  • @fattyarbuckle5001
    @fattyarbuckle5001 3 роки тому +3501

    Jocko went to the Virgin Islands. Now they're just called the Islands.

  • @stevengarland1252
    @stevengarland1252 Рік тому

    Jocko is as real as you can get,thank you sir !

  • @jbishop2454
    @jbishop2454 2 роки тому +59

    I had a family member who passed years ago. He was on Normandy. The soldiers were throwing up because of nerves. However there was another factor. Apparently the Navy were starving the Army soldiers not out of cruelty but because of a lack of food. So come D Day they fed the Army soldiers and most of over ate due to hunger. So on top of everything else, they are puking because a lot of them over ate been not having nutritions in days.

    • @jacobpeters5458
      @jacobpeters5458 Рік тому +1

      how did they feed them on D-Day if they didn't have food the other days? also why would there be a food shortage....they would just go back to Britain and get food....which the soldiers must've packed, they weren't on the ships for too long to cross to France

    • @Kniska
      @Kniska Рік тому

      @@jacobpeters5458 some cargo plane mustve flew in with more supplies to get them ready

  • @kellerrobertson1045
    @kellerrobertson1045 3 роки тому +1850

    Jocko gets captured and has a gun pointed to his head
    Jocko: that’s pretty unrealistic

  • @JDJD-mw9rr
    @JDJD-mw9rr 3 роки тому +6822

    Id kill for a reaction video of Jocko reading all the comments about himself

    • @booqueefious2230
      @booqueefious2230 3 роки тому +225

      Most of them are recycled Chuck Norris jokes

    • @CrniWuk
      @CrniWuk 3 роки тому +141

      @Detroit Baby Yeah let Jocko do the killing. He's a professional.

    • @ashspades5307
      @ashspades5307 3 роки тому +26

      Fun fact chuck norris jokes/facts started as jokes regarding vin diesel. But I’d kill for a reaction video of what JDJD described

    • @jebbrown9557
      @jebbrown9557 3 роки тому +13

      @Detroit Baby it’s unrealistic

    • @jackkidder3408
      @jackkidder3408 3 роки тому +38

      I know, he’s probably laughing at all of us underestimating his power

  • @lgonzalez1154
    @lgonzalez1154 2 роки тому +1

    Best one yet! Thank you sir for your 2 cents! I, like most of us took your experience to heart! LONG LIVE THE US MILITARY!

  • @fnln3181
    @fnln3181 Рік тому +31

    LCDR Willink,
    Thank you for your honorable service to our country. You are a true warrior.
    No celebration. Just a guy who served nearly 20 good years enlisted and officer: E6 and now O5 as reserve component.
    Almost obsolete. We all have our day.
    GRATEFUL FOR SERVING OUR COUNTRY.
    BLESSINGS.
    An unknown soldier: LTC, MP.

  • @kylemccormack1785
    @kylemccormack1785 3 роки тому +694

    I'm a simple man. I see Jocko, I start doing push-ups immediately.

  • @ra1nedits
    @ra1nedits 3 роки тому +1465

    When Jocko was born he named his parents

  • @keithbrunson7190
    @keithbrunson7190 2 роки тому +2

    You are the only Navy seal but I have ever been able to relate to. In 1981, two of my roommates in a beach house in South Carolina were deprogramming their selves as they put it after a career as Navy SEALs. They were impossible to get along with or communicate with. Several years later I met several other guys that were Navy SEALs and they were quite simply on approachable human beings. But you Jacco are different. You actually seem like you’re even a nice guy. So on behalf of the United States Navy, and on behalf of me a US citizen, I wanna thank you for finally raising your head above the hard-core crowd of Navy SEALs and making I just realize that not everybody is ruined for life after a tour of duty as a seal.

  • @JBRewskie
    @JBRewskie 2 роки тому +2

    I love to hate the fact that I love the way way this man “makes” me train and get up in the morning.

  • @benmoore5539
    @benmoore5539 3 роки тому +573

    The guys at the beginning weren’t seasick. They were terrified at the thought of Jocko someday critiquing their acting

  • @melomarshmelo7953
    @melomarshmelo7953 3 роки тому +1221

    When Jocko got captured at war, he was the one asking the questions

    • @enzldavaractl8345
      @enzldavaractl8345 3 роки тому +107

      Jocko doesn't get captured at war, war gets captured at Jocko

    • @yournamehere7329
      @yournamehere7329 3 роки тому +37

      That's pretty unrealistic.

    • @lordinquisitorstefanauster846
      @lordinquisitorstefanauster846 3 роки тому +40

      Jocko just walked in to a prisoner of war camp and asked to be tied up. The Commandant shot himself rather than be the one to tie him up.

    • @mrcleod
      @mrcleod 3 роки тому

      Yessss

  • @bishop5400
    @bishop5400 2 роки тому +4

    What made those beach landings worse especially on D-Day was the fact that the naval gunfire that the Navy ships pounded the shores with fell short of their targets.

  • @davidnyende7363
    @davidnyende7363 2 роки тому +3

    When Jocko stares at you, you feel tactically unprepared. He def has that intense stare.

  • @nathanlaframboise8074
    @nathanlaframboise8074 3 роки тому +9789

    Jocko's hair doesn't fall out, it tactically retreats.

  • @crystxlzx6442
    @crystxlzx6442 3 роки тому +914

    Enemy: FIRE!!
    Jocko: Stop firing
    Enemy: Stop firing men

  • @kulpykulptington2715
    @kulpykulptington2715 Рік тому +32

    What a well spoken man.

  • @chrisweidner4768
    @chrisweidner4768 Рік тому +1

    I was at Ft. Benning when I saw this. Please love soldiers for they give everything to our dear republic. Putting your life at risk to serve your nation is the ultimate honor. Hopefully we end this madness forever. Now. Watched 2 Vietnam Vets in a shooting competition walk sticks up and over a berm. Imagine the daily situations they had to live through to create such ability.