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  • @thegoblin.youknowtheone.7051
    @thegoblin.youknowtheone.7051 2 роки тому +8512

    Yknow it doesn’t actually say what the grandma got arrested for. “You’re next” is a lot funnier if the crime was like public urination or something

    • @crunchy4879
      @crunchy4879 2 роки тому +519

      thank you so much for this comment

    • @Goooodawgs561
      @Goooodawgs561 2 роки тому +459

      Grandma will be shuffling off this mortal coil very soon so let her piss where she wants. She can kill one person too if she wants but it has to be by hand

    • @heliosebees
      @heliosebees 2 роки тому +34

      Lmaooo

    • @coffeesoap97
      @coffeesoap97 2 роки тому +185

      I was already laughing so hard because of this video's thumbnail. Now I'm in tears because of this comment.

    • @timisontube
      @timisontube 2 роки тому +4

      how

  • @st4rryk
    @st4rryk 2 роки тому +7580

    The grandma: *commits manslaughter*
    Danny: she's just in a silly goofy mood 🤪😜

    • @honukane242
      @honukane242 2 роки тому +103

      Lmao- I- It’s the goofiness for me 😭

    • @alien_ant_specimen
      @alien_ant_specimen 2 роки тому +115

      She's so silly 😋😋😋

    • @hi-wy7ph
      @hi-wy7ph 2 роки тому +9

      @@honukane242 ...

    • @worstusernameintheworld9871
      @worstusernameintheworld9871 2 роки тому +56

      next thing you know, she's drinking la croix 😳🤪

    • @jollybear_wastaken
      @jollybear_wastaken 2 роки тому +70

      She’s not like other grandmas she lets her goofy side show cause she’s a silly goof grandma 😝

  • @marie-zb5bh
    @marie-zb5bh 2 роки тому +2223

    Now they’ve got actual actors. I honestly don’t know how they have so much money to spend on those ads. They’re like…high quality

    • @pendadenda1331
      @pendadenda1331 2 роки тому +95

      I know damn
      “so many knifes”
      “so little time”

    • @marie-zb5bh
      @marie-zb5bh 2 роки тому +17

      @@pendadenda1331 so intense lol

    • @DocMario
      @DocMario 2 роки тому +49

      The mobile gaming market is huge, tons of places where people don’t have access to consoles or simply can’t afford one, there also a ton of people who don’t have a lot of free time so don’t bother with a gaming console and just play mobile games on the move, I think it’s currently the largest growing market in gaming, not 100% sure tho

    • @lalita9041
      @lalita9041 Рік тому +3

      They could even afford J LO

    • @o_ver2.094
      @o_ver2.094 Рік тому +23

      Mobile games make over 50% of the profits of all gaming industry, the wackier the ads the More People are drawn in. So a fuck ton of money is just spent on the ads

  • @shirley7391
    @shirley7391 Рік тому +129

    There’s probably an another ad where the grandmother’s hand says “hes my fiancé now bitch”

    • @taeromann5929
      @taeromann5929 15 днів тому

      No shot
      Where is it
      What is the name in UA-cam

  • @thelexicon7294
    @thelexicon7294 2 роки тому +6334

    Who's gonna break Danny's heart by informing him that Lily's Garden is just an exact replica of Gardenscapes?
    This hole is bottomless.

    • @RandomFallenAngel
      @RandomFallenAngel 2 роки тому +315

      Yeah I was thinking about Gardenscapes coming before Lily's garden and that it's just a copy of it

    • @Danblak08
      @Danblak08 2 роки тому +276

      So it’s just a copy of a copy of a copy of a copy of-

    • @shaylinesweenith
      @shaylinesweenith 2 роки тому +170

      @@Danblak08 a copy of candy crush

    • @PolskiKrajowa
      @PolskiKrajowa 2 роки тому +27

      Yeah drew might even cry

    • @AlisonChrista
      @AlisonChrista 2 роки тому +56

      Different mechanics though. Gardenscapes is a match 3. Lily’s Garden is a color block elimination game.

  • @annabelwestwood6192
    @annabelwestwood6192 2 роки тому +2438

    “Do MY happy memories make you happy?”
    “WHY NOT?!”
    “I got you a run down, broken shack! Are you happy?”
    “WHY NOT?!”

    • @CT-se8vn
      @CT-se8vn 2 роки тому +24

      Tbh my grandma would do this shit

    • @janeeyre1990
      @janeeyre1990 2 роки тому +47

      @@CT-se8vn yeah, my paternal grandma gave my mom a packet of seeds she said [were] honeysuckle, then my mom planted them and it was a weed that killed everything around it.
      My grandma took the time to gather seeds from some weed, then either painstakingly opened and resealed or convincingly recreated an unopened honeysuckle seed packet.
      The effort that she put into being passive aggressive was mind-boggling. Well, I say "put," past tense--she still alive, I just have nothing to do with her.
      [EDIT: spelling]

    • @annabelwestwood6192
      @annabelwestwood6192 2 роки тому +1

      @@CT-se8vn F

    • @fredisfred4070
      @fredisfred4070 2 роки тому +3

      An upside down 666
      yay
      Read More

    • @swagster700
      @swagster700 2 роки тому

      Very original comment

  • @takibo_here8626
    @takibo_here8626 4 місяці тому +135

    According to MatPat, Maddie (the main character) got ditched at wedding day, and he went to Maddies house, but when she went there, her house was burned. The grandma's writing on the hand (all 3) are true, or canon. The grandma burned Maddies house, and planned it all out, so she could use Maddie to restore her husband's mansion.

    • @Darkbeast-ur2hj
      @Darkbeast-ur2hj 4 місяці тому +11

      The one where the grandma said he is alive is because she killed him right

  • @tobyewolfe9998
    @tobyewolfe9998 2 роки тому +94

    8:32 Her home burning down was very warm. Too warm, in fact.

    • @Coolouie
      @Coolouie Місяць тому +3

      *_impossibly_* warm

  • @FormerlyKnownAsYTdoescoolstf
    @FormerlyKnownAsYTdoescoolstf 2 роки тому +4595

    This is the 3rd time Danny has pretended to spank himself
    I’m concerned

    • @no-be3zv
      @no-be3zv 2 роки тому +424

      *the fact that you've kept track is more concerning*

    • @notclutchy5932
      @notclutchy5932 2 роки тому +70

      u aren't bro I have a counter

    • @adotnerd
      @adotnerd 2 роки тому +156

      dont kinkshame /j

    • @dora5037
      @dora5037 2 роки тому +10

      @@no-be3zv lol yea

    • @WetSaucySlommy
      @WetSaucySlommy 2 роки тому +29

      And the 7th time he wasn't pretending

  • @wowzercowzeram406
    @wowzercowzeram406 2 роки тому +2956

    "If you can figure out what grandma did then you legally skilled"

    • @nigeldixon5153
      @nigeldixon5153 2 роки тому +104

      “If you can figure out what grandma did then you are legally FBI director”

    • @tomato77
      @tomato77 2 роки тому +30

      @@nigeldixon5153 mm yes, solve one case as a normal human who works at a gas station, u solve a case and boom next thing you know yure an fbi profiler

    • @arjunator2688
      @arjunator2688 2 роки тому +1

      Lol

    • @chrysaliscrisis8530
      @chrysaliscrisis8530 2 роки тому +10

      @@tomato77 i like how this implies that fbi profilers aren't normal humans

    • @thomasgeorge6819
      @thomasgeorge6819 2 роки тому +16

      As opposed to, of course, illegally skilled.

  • @keilank
    @keilank Рік тому +42

    Fun fact: the narrative director of Batman Arkham Asylum has stated in interviews that he took direct inspiration from merge mansionto create the three alternate post credits scenes at the end of the game.

  • @matthewgraygubler1487
    @matthewgraygubler1487 2 роки тому +36

    If watched the merge mansion ads so many times I think I’ve cracked the code.
    Lady gets stood up by husband then her house burns down, so grandma gets her a ‘new’ house which I’m pretty sure Is an old one she used to own or something so you have to renovate it that’s the simple bit. The “he is alive” refers to the grandad they think that grandma killed her husband and hid the body but he’s actually in the house somewhere alive and he have to renovate and find him but yeah that’s what I’ve figured out form the million merge mansion ads I get.

  • @fishesgobloobloob
    @fishesgobloobloob 2 роки тому +2796

    "You are not the father!"
    The guy: **throws baby happily**

  • @saraf3933
    @saraf3933 2 роки тому +3600

    “I can’t wrap my mind around why they made these alternate endings.” As someone who works in advertising, I can tell you this is simple A/B testing and seeing which version of the same ad drives the most engagement.

    • @joefarley1050
      @joefarley1050 2 роки тому +535

      @Emily Dzekunov dude what he’s just saying a cool piece of knowledge that he knows from his job why you gotta be an asshole

    • @Shane_Kearney
      @Shane_Kearney 2 роки тому +275

      Emily Dzekunov It’s “could NOT care less”. If you could care less than you currently do, you care about what they said to some degree. Imagine being an ass to someone for no reason, while simultaneously making yourself look like a bigger ass.

    • @kat3217
      @kat3217 2 роки тому +29

      @@Shane_Kearney honestly both phrases mean the same thing lol but yeah they’re being annoying

    • @nickydelorean5186
      @nickydelorean5186 2 роки тому +135

      @Emily Dzekunov lol if you didn't read the whole comment, then don't comment on it. That's so weird.

    • @kat3217
      @kat3217 2 роки тому +123

      @Emily Dzekunov being toxic for no reason stoppp

  • @MellSayzHi
    @MellSayzHi Рік тому +75

    I still see these ads and I'm like 'Grandma, why do you hate your grand daughter?'

  • @2hell24
    @2hell24 2 роки тому +13

    10:39 this game is about dragons, adventures, building , farming , suffering that you dont have diamonds or gems whatever, thats all

  • @drucilladeville
    @drucilladeville 2 роки тому +737

    They’re 100% manipulating Danny into free advertising

    • @gracelewis4016
      @gracelewis4016 2 роки тому +5

      He might have realised but just doesn't care bc views are views

  • @tobymush3973
    @tobymush3973 2 роки тому +4340

    The only 2 reasons of why the granny is in a cop car
    1. She burned down the house
    2. She burned down the fiancé

    • @friskdacatarchival
      @friskdacatarchival 2 роки тому +349

      Or...
      3: She burned down the house AND the fiance.

    • @zemen3414
      @zemen3414 2 роки тому +57

      That went from zero to hundred real quick.

    • @blindkore8478
      @blindkore8478 2 роки тому +22

      the fiance is still alive..

    • @laveyndarschroeder5250
      @laveyndarschroeder5250 2 роки тому

      @@blindkore8478 you can still live through being burned though

    • @JoeBurrowSucks
      @JoeBurrowSucks 2 роки тому +35

      either way something went up in flames

  • @nitrogenol
    @nitrogenol 2 роки тому +35

    You should make a sequel! There's been alot more ads with more lore there's even a live action ad!

    • @Queen_Bread
      @Queen_Bread 4 місяці тому +1

      I saw an ad about breaking the grandma out of jail

    • @nitrogenol
      @nitrogenol 4 місяці тому +1

      ​@@Queen_Bread bro, its been 2 years😭

    • @Queen_Bread
      @Queen_Bread 4 місяці тому +1

      @@nitrogenol I know lol I didn't even expect you to respond tbh

    • @imzzei
      @imzzei 18 днів тому

      he did

    • @imzzei
      @imzzei 18 днів тому

      oh wait

  • @Kiymee
    @Kiymee 2 роки тому +46

    I’m so glad I’m not the only one with these ads. They are so bizarre!

  • @damianisadude484
    @damianisadude484 2 роки тому +3932

    “Stranded On Stripper Pole Island” sounds like an epic adventure novel

    • @RBTGT
      @RBTGT 2 роки тому +163

      Sounds like the working title of my autobiography

    • @keexshound
      @keexshound 2 роки тому +33

      @@RBTGT LMAO

    • @ZijnShayatanica
      @ZijnShayatanica 2 роки тому +29

      Chuck Tingle needs to write this.

    • @TheAbigailDee
      @TheAbigailDee 2 роки тому +13

      I'd move there

    • @emch2vy
      @emch2vy 2 роки тому +33

      Trapped On An Stripper Pole Island With Josh Hutcherson

  • @Kathleenxxxxx
    @Kathleenxxxxx 2 роки тому +11647

    What if grandma is actually Lily, putting her granddaughter through the same trials and tribulations.

  • @yourfbiagent1669
    @yourfbiagent1669 2 роки тому +23

    9:13 “With the first pick in the 2023 NFL Draft. The Houston Texans select. Guy who can punt an adult women. Kicker. Island with palm tree.”

  • @Emu19
    @Emu19 2 роки тому +9

    At 9:51 after the entire ad played out in it's entirety I genuinely sat there in disbelief, before bursting into laughter and laughing so hard I couldn't breathe. That is the funniest thing I've ever seen I'm showing everybody

  • @Nerdznewznow
    @Nerdznewznow 2 роки тому +6822

    According to my girlfriend who has invested countless hours in this game, it gets weirder because the grandma is still present in the game giving you tips

    • @Bill.7_6
      @Bill.7_6 2 роки тому +17

      Snow

    • @literallyglados
      @literallyglados 2 роки тому +528

      FROM JAIL?

    • @hiba_stxr
      @hiba_stxr 2 роки тому +173

      urination tips(referencing to another comment)

    • @sammiharper8577
      @sammiharper8577 2 роки тому +466

      I kidnapped your husband who you thought was dead. Oh and remember to water your petunias sweetie

    • @zoe-805
      @zoe-805 2 роки тому +33

      @@hiba_stxr HAHAHA I SAW THAT COMMENT

  • @storiesinthedust
    @storiesinthedust 2 роки тому +807

    i love that she would write "i planned this" on her hand before being driven into a POLICE STATION

    • @beezy.gaming
      @beezy.gaming 2 роки тому +1

      I thought you just suggesting that they should say that not that it actually happened

    • @beezy.gaming
      @beezy.gaming 2 роки тому

      My mom is yelling Maverick on a call log

  • @katylarson8700
    @katylarson8700 Рік тому +19

    7:50 IS THAT THE GRANDMA'S HAND?!?!?!?!

    • @badako
      @badako Рік тому

      omg it literally is help

  • @INACTIVE185
    @INACTIVE185 Рік тому +4

    I remember an ad from Merge Mansion where the girl said "Dumped on my wedding day, I have nothing left."

  • @elliotjude3626
    @elliotjude3626 2 роки тому +4560

    i would love to see a game's ads do this, and the game appear at first to be just a gardening or puzzle game, but if you actually keep up playing it, it slowly gets darker and turns into a complicated murder mystery or smth.

    • @JamesIbis
      @JamesIbis 2 роки тому +219

      Shame is merge mansion is actually an alright game lol. I never knew it had these ads lol. EDIT: I've played about 122 hours over 6 months and haven't come across any of these cut scenes yet ha. In saying so it wouldn't matter, this game has felt like I can do it without microtransactions, yeah they offer it but it's a good balance of not being required. This game also feels like it's had effort put into it and is updating with new content at a good speed. The tech support is fantastic, they will respond to you and help you out even if you accidentally delete something.

    • @revonisrelish8312
      @revonisrelish8312 2 роки тому +87

      DDLC

    • @beekidsart1176
      @beekidsart1176 2 роки тому +22

      @@JamesIbis im addicted to it atm lol

    • @sia7051
      @sia7051 2 роки тому +103

      Merge mansion actually has some pretty dark text, like the grandmother is really evasive about he husband and the house itself is shrouded in mystery.

    • @wosandakeweenjayaweera10-h48
      @wosandakeweenjayaweera10-h48 2 роки тому +6

      @@beekidsart1176 How do you get addicted to a game called "merge mansion"???

  • @jasminem7390
    @jasminem7390 2 роки тому +1807

    The grandma: kills a man
    Danny: “she did something a little wild and wacky”

    • @connoraugh1626
      @connoraugh1626 2 роки тому +41

      so goofy i- 😂😂

    • @riw3077
      @riw3077 2 роки тому +44

      what a quirky grandma!

    • @deeznuts9168
      @deeznuts9168 2 роки тому +46

      She’s just in a silly goofy mood 🤪🤪🤪

    • @reneebroski
      @reneebroski 2 роки тому +14

      wonder if she likes to drink la croix

    • @mariannecontrino6297
      @mariannecontrino6297 2 роки тому +3

      Yeah, I really feel like she would have been a much better fit on his second channel..........and I don't care who knows it!!!! We expect more of you, Danny. We. Expect. More.

  • @grahamwolfie2203
    @grahamwolfie2203 Рік тому +17

    1:21 I don’t know if her fiancé like stood her up or died or if she stood him up…
    *oR dIeD?* 😂😂

  • @speckledegg3040
    @speckledegg3040 Рік тому +14

    i've been playing this game since it was released before all these ads were released.. the actual story line and lore is really good.. matpat has a great video which helps explain everything you can't understand

  • @hultgrenc
    @hultgrenc 2 роки тому +2441

    Theory: Granny attempted to kill the fiancé and burn the house along with the evidence if her attempt had been successful. He lived and told the police. But what was the motive of granny’s actions?

  • @imphie
    @imphie 2 роки тому +737

    "A second burned down house!" Fucking killed me

    • @mrpeluchito
      @mrpeluchito 2 роки тому

      ok

    • @pisscel
      @pisscel 2 роки тому

      yes

    • @nibb1624
      @nibb1624 2 роки тому +10

      And the little Husband running around with small picture of a man sliding across and this for sure 😂😂😂

  • @basementmac7
    @basementmac7 2 роки тому +13

    He covers up the fact that his wife died the day before this so well. You can’t even tell how sad he is.

  • @maryastutzman5654
    @maryastutzman5654 Рік тому +4

    This is my favorite segment you do!! I wish they were longer!!🤍🤍🥹🥹

  • @belantww
    @belantww 2 роки тому +848

    There is actually an ad where her groom stands her up. The picture in her hand was of him and her and she ripped him out of it. I spend too much time playing cheesy games.

    • @Gloomyraindrop
      @Gloomyraindrop 2 роки тому +31

      I haven't seen that ad, and even I knew that the photo looked like it was torn

    • @airforce3496
      @airforce3496 2 роки тому +23

      There’s ones where it says, “dumped on my wedding day” like, huh?

    • @themardbard9096
      @themardbard9096 2 роки тому +4

      Oh my god, a badadologist!!! You're exactly who we need rn.

  • @kylierosee
    @kylierosee Рік тому +14

    I have a theory that the grandma killed the fiancé and burnt the house down so she could get closer to her granddaughter

    • @ArDeeMee
      @ArDeeMee Рік тому +1

      Honestly, that sounds plausible. I mean, I completely skip the stupid plot bits, but I subconsciously read parts because I‘m just a really fast reader, and oh boy is it reality tv… 😂

  • @venti1602
    @venti1602 2 роки тому +6

    There's another game who has the same type of dumb ads but it's actually good. One of the ads is those dress up fix the girl to get the guy back but failure things. Its a game about collecting cats and decorating a house, there is a story to go along with it and it's actually really good, and it's interactive. The art is also really cute for it too. (Purrfect tale btw)

  • @justbenagain2291
    @justbenagain2291 2 роки тому +10030

    So NO ONE is gonna mention how THE GRANDMA is LITERALLY LILLY from lilly’s garden but older? Merge mansion is a sequel to something big. We’ve barely scratched the surface

  • @max_amillion
    @max_amillion 2 роки тому +3038

    The grandma with the writings on her hand being fucking arrested has me rolling

    • @SirKemzyGodle
      @SirKemzyGodle 2 роки тому +13

      Nice pfp

    • @hlethaby
      @hlethaby 2 роки тому +1

      down

    • @hlethaby
      @hlethaby 2 роки тому +2

      @@Urban_Goose what no its ment to be hand

    • @Urban_Goose
      @Urban_Goose 2 роки тому +8

      @@hlethaby no I just made a joke that I just realised made no sense at all and it was about her f**king "and*" being arrested

    • @hlethaby
      @hlethaby 2 роки тому

      @@Urban_Goose oh ok sorry

  • @ElijahsXbl00d
    @ElijahsXbl00d 2 роки тому +3

    My humor is beyond fixable, in the weird dragon fart ad or whatever the cough combined with the music made me die laughing.
    Am I OKAY?

  • @deltadom33
    @deltadom33 2 роки тому +66

    There should be a whole channel dedicated to bad mobile game ads
    In the future children will be trying to merge things together to try and build things

  • @willow0.0
    @willow0.0 2 роки тому +1646

    “So is this the backstory on how she gets stranded on stripper-pole island”

    • @gsiya4023
      @gsiya4023 2 роки тому +11

      is a sentence i never thought danny would say

    • @saraho7427
      @saraho7427 2 роки тому +6

      I read this while he was saying the sentence

  • @michellemerriman7940
    @michellemerriman7940 2 роки тому +1441

    I don't know why but the line, "a second burnt down house!!" made me laugh so fucking hard.

    • @annoyingann
      @annoyingann 2 роки тому +36

      I missed the 'laugh' when I read this and I was so confused for a sec

    • @gggg-hq4td
      @gggg-hq4td 2 роки тому +13

      @@annoyingann pyrodomophilia - the sexual attraction to burned down residential buildings

    • @Merpsicles
      @Merpsicles 2 роки тому +1

      "go on, get in there (:"

    • @supernovaaaa16
      @supernovaaaa16 2 роки тому +1

      do you know the song name?

    • @jeongyeon1358
      @jeongyeon1358 2 роки тому

      @@annoyingann PLS

  • @MovedToPhantomTheUmbreon
    @MovedToPhantomTheUmbreon 4 місяці тому +3

    when i see ads for merge mansion, garden scapes, royal match, and fish kingdom i want to destroy everything in existence

  • @supermansleftnut
    @supermansleftnut 2 роки тому +1

    Dude....sick ad read man! Legit. Oh....and hilarious video! Love you long time mate! ❤❤👍

  • @ahard-daysnight6659
    @ahard-daysnight6659 2 роки тому +6552

    I love how some ads are like “i found a game for baddies 💅🏻💅🏻” and others have lore and a storyline behind it like a whole dsmn movie

    • @mcpugh
      @mcpugh 2 роки тому +106

      I got one called “Get Lucky 3D” time to go drink bleach

    • @labyrinthine444
      @labyrinthine444 2 роки тому +18

      @@mcpugh hey we got the same pfp

    • @Annika-fw4gj
      @Annika-fw4gj 2 роки тому +34

      @@mcpugh omg same! Ads are so weird now, I hate it 🤮. Can I have some of that bleach?

    • @circumplex9552
      @circumplex9552 2 роки тому +97

      I hate when ads pretend to be reviews for the game and its so obviously staged

    • @Amandapamyt2
      @Amandapamyt2 2 роки тому +3

      @@mcpugh same

  • @themanwhospins
    @themanwhospins 2 роки тому +4802

    fun fact: lily's garden actually copied off of gardenscapes/homescapes

    • @dontcare721
      @dontcare721 2 роки тому +347

      meh theyre both misleading match games

    • @Bill.7_6
      @Bill.7_6 2 роки тому +5

      Snow

    • @tipalxino8988
      @tipalxino8988 2 роки тому +217

      @@dontcare721 gardenscapes used to have good ads though

    • @naigys
      @naigys 2 роки тому +51

      @@tipalxino8988 they did omg

    • @DoStuffForFun
      @DoStuffForFun 2 роки тому +200

      HomeScapes? * *puffs smoke* * I haven’t heard that name in years...

  • @Forbidden_Corndog
    @Forbidden_Corndog Рік тому +1

    I just saw a merge mansion ad that starts with the grandma getting arrested and doing the whole “he is alive”, but then, the police car drives away, and the police officer in the car gIvEs hEr tHe kEy and she unlocks her hand cuffs

  • @plazmacat246
    @plazmacat246 Рік тому +2

    This is actually one of my fav ads because this one is super incredibly amazingly fabulously great and high quality compared to the ones I usually see. It's a sad day when THIS WAAAY surpasses the kind of ads I see day-to-day forcefully at gunpoint after doing something. Anything. Literally anything.

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 2 роки тому +11410

    I feel like they purposely make game ads as ridiculous as possible, so it'll get people's attention, even negative publicity is still publicity.

    • @potelitli5740
      @potelitli5740 2 роки тому +73

      Wow someone else looking for attention. Intresting

    • @Cerenedy
      @Cerenedy 2 роки тому +5

      :|

    • @imnottired1495
      @imnottired1495 2 роки тому +351

      @@potelitli5740 Bro, leave them alone. They're just commenting.

    • @Kaiser_Pug
      @Kaiser_Pug 2 роки тому +206

      @@potelitli5740 What’s your problem?

    • @mylittlepolny
      @mylittlepolny 2 роки тому +140

      @@potelitli5740 bro stop ur just jealous

  • @khgaming777
    @khgaming777 2 роки тому +1563

    Imagine going up to one of your friends and being like "I'm not happy today" and they just say "WHY NOT!!??😡" Like you just offended them

    • @smilesdb
      @smilesdb 2 роки тому +5

      Ok

    • @funguy-yt7632
      @funguy-yt7632 2 роки тому +27

      That's what my friends do. Though sarcastic, is that a bad thing?

    • @smilesdb
      @smilesdb 2 роки тому +24

      @@funguy-yt7632 no

    • @katsicin5264
      @katsicin5264 2 роки тому +1

      maybe that’s the reason why they’re not happy

  • @emo.valentino
    @emo.valentino 2 роки тому +12

    5:27 finally he figured it out 👏👏

  • @marinv08
    @marinv08 2 роки тому +4

    i'd like to think of the whole "message on grandma's hand" thing to work like Zodiac signs. like imagine you go on a date with someone and the next day your friend goes
    "i heard he's an I Planned This... yall would not at all work out"

  • @janeeyre1990
    @janeeyre1990 2 роки тому +1087

    The image of an elderly woman in the back of a police car with "I planned this" scrawled across her palm is so funny to me.

    • @MrFrog-rc3zx
      @MrFrog-rc3zx 2 роки тому +3

      I am a liar, you are a liar. I am a thief, you are a thief. We have all sinned. We have all broken God’s law and fallen short of His glory. The consequence of this is death. Hell. God is perfect and He will judge you with a perfect standard. Anyone less than perfect, is worthy of condemnation. So I ask you, are you perfect? Only someone deluded would say they are. But God, out of the love He has for us, gave us a way to be saved from eternal damnation. He sent His Son, Jesus Christ, to die on the cross for your sins. He was then buried, and on the third day He resurrected. Christ died for you. He took the punishment in your place. He lived the perfect life you could not, and then was crushed under the full wrath of God, bearing our sin on the cross. He paid the fine for your crime. Jesus resurrected from the dead, defeating death. This is a sign that God almighty approved the sacrifice of Jesus Christ. And now, Christ is the only way to escape punishment. Christ is the only way to be saved. Repent, and believe in the gospel. Believe on Jesus Christ. Put your faith in His death and resurrection alone to save you. You cannot be saved by your own works. Salvation is by grace, through faith. Repent, and believe. You have been presented this today. You are without excuse. God bless you.

    • @Evilevilaccount
      @Evilevilaccount 2 роки тому +7

      @@MrFrog-rc3zx whoa

    • @adeer87
      @adeer87 2 роки тому +9

      @@MrFrog-rc3zx
      I’d rather go to hell, mr. Froggo

    • @riveramnell143
      @riveramnell143 2 роки тому +4

      @@MrFrog-rc3zx Please stop shoving your religion down everyone else’s throat. It’s disgusting.

    • @aliceisaperson
      @aliceisaperson 2 роки тому +11

      @@MrFrog-rc3zx you know that’s pretty intense
      but takis are seriously intense

  • @plutofoundaplanet
    @plutofoundaplanet 2 роки тому +1052

    “We bought you a brand new burnt down house!”
    *pure shock*
    “COME ON GET IN THERE :D”
    *evaporates*

    • @guitarzcore
      @guitarzcore 2 роки тому +1

      I love your pfp :0 (an mcyt fan and a greg? yoo)

    • @ellahopkins5541
      @ellahopkins5541 2 роки тому +2

      Bri pfp 👀 woah

    • @OrangutanMilk
      @OrangutanMilk 2 роки тому +2

      I read this before I saw the video and I have never been more confused by anything in my entire life

    • @plutofoundaplanet
      @plutofoundaplanet 2 роки тому +3

      YOOO HELLO MY MCYT BAES

    • @guitarzcore
      @guitarzcore 2 роки тому +1

      @@plutofoundaplanet HELLO HELLO :D

  • @natrosenquist
    @natrosenquist Рік тому +1

    I was just playing Merge Gardens and got an ad for Merge Mansions. I love this lore tie-in.

  • @sukoakira
    @sukoakira 2 роки тому +1

    everytale ads like months ago: cute anime girls
    the evertale ads I've been getting: SMTH ABT MASS MURDER???

  • @schmitty918
    @schmitty918 2 роки тому +2216

    I like to think Danny is making his videos for just one guy named Greg.

    • @Chloestewart._21
      @Chloestewart._21 2 роки тому +35

      Interesting idea

    • @JimJamTheAdmin
      @JimJamTheAdmin 2 роки тому +55

      You are Greg and so am I.

    • @Chloestewart._21
      @Chloestewart._21 2 роки тому +48

      @Someone at least it’s creative unlike ur comment

    • @AjLovelygirl
      @AjLovelygirl 2 роки тому +34

      Adding onto the theory, calling us Greg is Danny's way of looking for the Greg he's talking to

    • @fungusxx
      @fungusxx 2 роки тому +4

      “i like to think” like he’s literally not.... 😐

  • @daleharden1749
    @daleharden1749 2 роки тому +411

    So, who wants to start a wager on exactly how many fetishes the developers of these games have?
    My money's on all of them. All of the fetishes.

    • @lauratroy13
      @lauratroy13 2 роки тому +23

      Look at ask fm, all kind of weird ass fetish questions

    • @Daniel..............
      @Daniel.............. 2 роки тому +17

      powerful dragon farts

    • @runawaygemm5397
      @runawaygemm5397 2 роки тому +19

      Those lava-key fetishes are kinda wild

    • @pretsal4955
      @pretsal4955 2 роки тому +15

      Even the stuff that contradicts the other stuff!

    • @tunafish5462
      @tunafish5462 2 роки тому +4

      @@runawaygemm5397 Bro I get ads for this game all the damn time. its the one with the man, gladiator and tiger right? It is called Evony. I swear they choose the wrong stuff in the ads on purpose.

  • @vialtrucking
    @vialtrucking 2 роки тому +1

    Yesterday I saw an extended version of the he is alive one, where the cop gives the grandma the key to the handcuffs. It cuts off after she gets out of the cuffs:

  • @decyvelasquez9472
    @decyvelasquez9472 11 місяців тому +1

    I once saw that same ad, only when it ends, the police gave the grandma a key to unlock the handcuffs

  • @GoldName630
    @GoldName630 2 роки тому +3298

    “A little husband running around” that was funny

  • @bogbpoy5614
    @bogbpoy5614 2 роки тому +3329

    Petition for Danny to talk about the Nickelodeon movie "Swindle".

    • @homegarover5640
      @homegarover5640 2 роки тому +150

      You mean the best movie ever created in the universe

    • @bodelawrie7217
      @bodelawrie7217 2 роки тому +92

      That movie was so weird. The book was so good though. Mid 2000s book adaptations that aren’t Harry Potter were awful.

    • @botjury9764
      @botjury9764 2 роки тому +60

      @@homegarover5640 don’t you mean “ratatoing”

    • @puppee9359
      @puppee9359 2 роки тому +5

      Yes

    • @vinylcomets
      @vinylcomets 2 роки тому +43

      I actually really liked that movie, I thought it had a lot of charm

  • @Duck-is-Lord
    @Duck-is-Lord 2 роки тому +4

    Guys guys guys- There's a sequel! It just popped up on my phone. The guy driving the police car slipped Granny a key and she unlocked her handcuffs. Seems like there's a real conspiracy going on here... I think we need Danny to investigate.

  • @malachipark
    @malachipark Рік тому +2

    The King's choice ones are so wild, there's that one where you're a girl trying to impress a lord and you dance into a cake and piss him off and then dress up with flowers but end up throwing leaves on him and he throws you into a dungeon. The actual game is just running a kingdom and gaining power, what is going on

  • @wadewatts2861
    @wadewatts2861 2 роки тому +441

    “What the hell did grandma do?!” Is the greatest question ever.

    • @name.is.V
      @name.is.V 2 роки тому +7

      Grandma got ran over by a reindeer

    • @minacapella8319
      @minacapella8319 2 роки тому +1

      Killed the fiance

    • @davidg4789
      @davidg4789 5 місяців тому

      In the original ad ( I think this one was cut off) the grandma's hands says the kids are alive, so I'm guessing she burnt the house down so she could get rid of that massive mansion that's destroyed

  • @evelessforever2714
    @evelessforever2714 2 роки тому +447

    “He is alive” grandma just wanted some free house repair

    • @CheezyChazzy
      @CheezyChazzy 2 роки тому +9

      @EVERY SINGER IS SO GOOD! LOL! No.

    • @CheezyChazzy
      @CheezyChazzy 2 роки тому +11

      @EVERY SINGER IS SO GOOD! LOL! And you don't love me... I'VE BEEN CHEATING ON YOU WITH YOUR MOTHER😭😭

  • @Costctofoodisthebestfightme
    @Costctofoodisthebestfightme 2 роки тому +3

    “Her grandma comes over to comfort her” COMES OVER WHERE? HER BURNED DOWN HOUSE? 💀💀

  • @rosecharm9
    @rosecharm9 Рік тому +4

    Tell me why I got a merge mansion ad right before this video 😧

  • @Dunkebon
    @Dunkebon 2 роки тому +402

    "My husband stood me up and died at my wedding."
    *pulls out keys* "dont worry I gotchu bro"

    • @belleriene
      @belleriene 2 роки тому +12

      "anyways here's an abandoned house for u hope this cheers you up lmao"

    • @ultimatelyawesomeultranigh384
      @ultimatelyawesomeultranigh384 2 роки тому +5

      Nagito komeado

    • @gatorgutzz
      @gatorgutzz 2 роки тому +1

      "yes and have my happy memories of my own husband 😁😁"

  • @hihi-og6nm
    @hihi-og6nm 2 роки тому +12482

    If I had a nickle for everytime Danny pretended to spank himself, I would have three. Which is not a lot but it’s weird that it happened thrice.

    • @androidsentbycyberl1fe
      @androidsentbycyberl1fe 2 роки тому +453

      Majestic underrated comment right here, folks

    • @BenDanYt
      @BenDanYt 2 роки тому +102

      @@androidsentbycyberl1fe it truly is a gem

    • @Gloomyraindrop
      @Gloomyraindrop 2 роки тому +114

      @@androidsentbycyberl1fe I've seen this comment before, so majestic comment? Yes.
      Original comment? Nien.

    • @098bren
      @098bren 2 роки тому +125

      @@Gloomyraindrop nobody say it was original tho 🧐

    • @multiskype
      @multiskype 2 роки тому +88

      @@Gloomyraindrop nein*

  • @twistor1334
    @twistor1334 2 місяці тому

    It put all the hands together “he is alive, I planned this. Your next”

  • @Milky_toast
    @Milky_toast 4 місяці тому +3

    5:47 I made up a back story that he faked his death to leave the wedding and framed grandma
    GREAT EMOJI!

  • @ava.s95
    @ava.s95 2 роки тому +646

    “a little husband running around”
    PLEASE I CACKLED I CANT-

    • @P-P-Panda
      @P-P-Panda 2 роки тому +10

      I snorted so damn hard

    • @scottishemu159
      @scottishemu159 2 роки тому +7

      @EVERY SINGER IS SO GOOD! LOL! no.

    • @skandisjvel1147
      @skandisjvel1147 2 роки тому +15

      @EVERY SINGER IS SO GOOD! LOL! hope your mom neglects you for your borderline medieval torture music, I would actually sow myself to a sidewalk with my own hands than ever having to relive the moment your terrible tunes entered my sweet sweet earcanals

    • @jasminekarim16
      @jasminekarim16 2 роки тому +2

      @@skandisjvel1147 r/rareinsults

    • @despres380
      @despres380 2 роки тому +3

      organic free range husband

  • @OneTopic
    @OneTopic 2 роки тому +41855

    i love it when big house has room for little kids and little husband to run around

  • @natasaristeska9360
    @natasaristeska9360 2 роки тому +2

    Bruh right before the video started I had a merge mansion ad with the old lady that you have on your thumbnail lol

  • @superjackbrosgaming
    @superjackbrosgaming 11 місяців тому +1

    These adds: Exist
    Matpat: bro im dead

  • @katsuro5902
    @katsuro5902 2 роки тому +814

    I feel like Danny’s the only person who could have beef with game ads.
    [Edit: Ok it looks like a concerning amount of people have beef with game ads um-]

    • @mollyfoxxx
      @mollyfoxxx 2 роки тому +24

      No bc I have beef with game ads

    • @katsuro5902
      @katsuro5902 2 роки тому

      @@mollyfoxxx PLS

    • @Just_hewen
      @Just_hewen 2 роки тому

      There's also Malternativ XD

    • @octogonSmuggler
      @octogonSmuggler 2 роки тому +8

      Our boi Joinen does too.

    • @zoobmaball3697
      @zoobmaball3697 2 роки тому +1

      I was reading your comment and I saw it change from 7 hours ago to 8 hours ago 😳

  • @oasisofficial2696
    @oasisofficial2696 2 роки тому +2452

    “So is this the backstory for how she gets stranded on Stripper Pole Island? She was just having a good time washing her dragon and then she got… like… farted on a deserted island?” I CANT WITH THAT IM CRYING LAUGHING

  • @mochacocah
    @mochacocah Рік тому +1

    I know for a fact that the dragon farting one, has to do with a animator having some sort of fart fetish with dragons lmfaoo

  • @maxie4590
    @maxie4590 2 роки тому +1

    there is another add for this game with the grandma talking to the grome and him not showing up.

  • @nawra4744
    @nawra4744 2 роки тому +7467

    danny, kurtis and drew posting on the same day??? is this a miracle?

  • @AerianaAndMore
    @AerianaAndMore Рік тому +1

    I FIGURED IT OUT, I JUST GOT AN ADD FOR MERGE MANSION AND IT SAID “dumped on my wedding day” SHE WAS DUMPED SO MAYBE THE GRANDMA GOT REVENGE AND KILLED HIM

  • @greenwayjanus775
    @greenwayjanus775 2 роки тому +1

    I swear the amount of times I got that merge mansion and while playing Choices:Stories You Play pissed me off. Like,for real I was so confused man. All I could think was "what is this? why is it blowing up my ad choice?"

  • @MockingbirdInc
    @MockingbirdInc 2 роки тому +579

    Theory: The house was actually the fiancé's. The protagonist who I'll call "Lily" found out his house burned when she arrived at the wedding. Grandma gives her old mansion to Lily as a gift, but then Grandma is arrested for arson. She burned downed the fiance's house to 1) stop the wedding and 2) dump her mansion on Lily.

    • @fleshpies
      @fleshpies 2 роки тому +76

      Good theory, may I add on some of my own? So the fiancé is presumed dead after the fire, but the grandma actually kidnapped them, leading to the alternate endings of "he's alive" and "you're next". The fact that she planned to dump the house on Lily leads to "I planned this"

    • @boxymousie6909
      @boxymousie6909 2 роки тому +1

      🤣

    • @-mars.
      @-mars. 2 роки тому +3

      So I’ve gotten this at 13 million times and in one of them it says she got “dumped the same day as her wedding” and that’s all it says about the fiancé

    • @theyippeemonster
      @theyippeemonster 2 роки тому

      @@fleshpies yes. Absolutely

    • @fatbird3929
      @fatbird3929 2 роки тому

      @@fleshpies I think “you’re next” would mean the fiancé is already dead

  • @D44RK_Iced_Yogs
    @D44RK_Iced_Yogs 2 роки тому +584

    How tf do they coordinate this? It can’t be a coincidence every fucking time right?

    • @someoneidk308
      @someoneidk308 2 роки тому +137

      Lmao they post the last day of the month cuz of sponsors. Basically the last day of the month is the last day they can post a video and still abide by the contract.
      Ofc this only applies if danny has a sponsor this video? Havent watched it yet lol

    • @gimblesfan4lyfe
      @gimblesfan4lyfe 2 роки тому +8

      @@someoneidk308 he has a sponsor, yup

    • @Magst3r1
      @Magst3r1 2 роки тому +3

      @@someoneidk308 he has one

    • @emmathornock1527
      @emmathornock1527 2 роки тому +27

      They probably have a group chat

    • @talonfelisa
      @talonfelisa 2 роки тому +8

      @@emmathornock1527 I can't remember whose video it was, but one of them said they have a gc so that they can see what each of them think of the new vid before they officially post

  • @smr6026
    @smr6026 2 роки тому +1

    I saw one where the hand said “I’m innocent” completely different plot from the one that said you’re next

  • @Jcgames014
    @Jcgames014 2 роки тому

    I've seen so much ads on it lately where the grandma like showed up to the house and had a file and he was scared so ig he blackmailed him to run away

  • @genoa4967
    @genoa4967 2 роки тому +1322

    “The simple warmth of hearing that your fiancé died and your house burned down” *yes there was definitely warmth*

    • @Bill.7_6
      @Bill.7_6 2 роки тому +2

      Snow

    • @sunsetsilliest
      @sunsetsilliest 2 роки тому +2

      Your pfp is me when I read that lmfao

    • @hiba_stxr
      @hiba_stxr 2 роки тому

      ye

    • @TotallyAHuman
      @TotallyAHuman 2 роки тому +4

      well, technically, in the "house burnt down" part, there is warmth.
      A LOT OF WARMTH

  • @whitelapis6349
    @whitelapis6349 2 роки тому +821

    Danny: defends Lily’s garden saying it’s an original and merging mansion should **stop**
    Lily’s garden: *causally ripoffs homescapes and gets away with it*
    Mhm mhm makes sense I see

    • @elizabethb4168
      @elizabethb4168 2 роки тому +22

      I prefer merging mansion ads cuz like, the character models don't make my eyes bleed

    • @remyxedfern5008
      @remyxedfern5008 2 роки тому +30

      Homescapes the og of bad mobile ads

    • @tunafish5462
      @tunafish5462 2 роки тому +8

      I stopped getting Lily's garden ads which is of course really sad, I still get merging mansion and homescapes ads tho. I also get ads for a game called Evony all the damn time and their ads low key looks like homescapes with a man, a gladiator and a tiger, it is so weird.

    • @abbie_wood
      @abbie_wood 2 роки тому +18

      Lol homescapes now rips off all of these "pick the right tool for survival" or "move the pin so they get to the end and don't drown" adverts, it's like a cycle of ripping off 😂

    • @eleventrackmind
      @eleventrackmind 2 роки тому +9

      @@abbie_wood and the actual game is not even remotely similar to those ads, its just a bootless candy crush ripoff

  • @gachalogic9787
    @gachalogic9787 2 роки тому +5

    There are only 2 words to describe these adds,
    Strange and Peculiar

  • @ms.minecraft1663
    @ms.minecraft1663 2 роки тому +1

    This is the video I subscribed to and I tried to make it into a try not to laugh challenge but I failed miserably

  • @gabriellaamaya7645
    @gabriellaamaya7645 2 роки тому +246

    the house isn’t dilapidated, it is ✨customizable✨

    • @user-gn4ts8jb7n
      @user-gn4ts8jb7n 2 роки тому +5

      I got this girl I'd like you to meet.
      Ah, ok what's her name.
      It's that Sarah chick, yk the one in geometry?
      Wait, isn't she crippled?
      Nah bro, she's not crippled she's got
      ✨bionic legs✨

    • @trollolololo16
      @trollolololo16 2 роки тому +2

      @@user-gn4ts8jb7n :clap:

    • @ddjsoyenby
      @ddjsoyenby 2 роки тому

      i love cozy houses like that.

    • @user-gn4ts8jb7n
      @user-gn4ts8jb7n 2 роки тому

      @Maria Hotgirl Vlogs I too watched the video

  • @quantumauraaa
    @quantumauraaa 2 роки тому +6724

    havent watched danny’s videos in like a month and his sense of humor literally brought me back to life

    • @Rachel-pj5pw
      @Rachel-pj5pw 2 роки тому +117

      Literally same, i didn't realize I missed his videos so much 😂

    • @danikadonoghue2937
      @danikadonoghue2937 2 роки тому +11

      Meeee

    • @jerrodshack7610
      @jerrodshack7610 2 роки тому +18

      literally literally literally literally literally literally literally

    • @flawedaughter
      @flawedaughter 2 роки тому +15

      literally literally literally me

    • @cleetus_
      @cleetus_ 2 роки тому +2

      lit me on arson babay donkey kondg is married to cindy lauper m😍😍😍

  • @user-eu8cd5pp2b
    @user-eu8cd5pp2b Рік тому

    i love how this series as become danny going over games to actually playing them

  • @me1ody69
    @me1ody69 Рік тому +2

    as someone who's playing merge mansion atm. none of these ads are a part of the game in any way at all

  • @anoja31
    @anoja31 2 роки тому +506

    *"Choose your Own Adventure: Stranded on Stripper Pole Island"*

    • @toastarkat
      @toastarkat 2 роки тому +24

      "Choose your Own Adventure"
      >leave the island

    • @lumeme9352
      @lumeme9352 2 роки тому +11

      >Manifest schoolboys from ancient alchemy
      >Recreate Lord of The Flies
      >Retreat to the abyss and watch the story play out

  • @hungariancountryball2928
    @hungariancountryball2928 2 роки тому +228

    Game ads be like:
    Only 1% of people can breathe air!

    • @shxhebx2039
      @shxhebx2039 2 роки тому +3

      If you count dead people i guess its true

    • @lmaocetung
      @lmaocetung 2 роки тому

      XD and hello to Hungary

    • @Minceraft69
      @Minceraft69 2 роки тому +7

      @CrazyMarioBros Stop self promoting, it's cringe and leechy.

    • @TopazTimes
      @TopazTimes 2 роки тому +2

      Only 0.001% of people can play this without becoming a pumpkin!

    • @j4wbr34krr6
      @j4wbr34krr6 2 роки тому +8

      @CrazyMarioBros that’s cool but did you know geico can save 15% or more on car insurance