Lily's Garden Ads: STOP (Badads 5)

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  • @chloetovar6387
    @chloetovar6387 4 роки тому +81257

    You should decorate with stuff

  • @c.r.646
    @c.r.646 4 роки тому +6298

    just put up a sign that says “decoration”

  • @yaboi6265
    @yaboi6265 4 роки тому +10005

    Convenient that “two different people” would get sick at the SAME TIME

  • @dill_o1pickcleflavoredpaci150
    @dill_o1pickcleflavoredpaci150 4 роки тому +8680

    Imagine Paul zimmer was his acting persona and Troy is his real identity

    • @graceredmond7474
      @graceredmond7474 4 роки тому +303

      Shane dawson conspiracy theories take a weird turn

    • @fynnniek5235
      @fynnniek5235 4 роки тому +60

      oh damnnnn

    • @Autumn-rt8jg
      @Autumn-rt8jg 4 роки тому +207

      What if troy's a real person who just looks like Paul Zimmer

    • @katiekathryn8859
      @katiekathryn8859 4 роки тому +21

      But like... Go Pack Go😶

    • @BR1TA
      @BR1TA 4 роки тому +17

      That’s what I’ve been thinking this whole time!

  • @joegaming8101
    @joegaming8101 3 роки тому +2737

    the LGCU (lillys garden cinematic universe) has gotten so large there are videos dedicated to solving the lore/creating a reasonable timeline

    • @omelgle496
      @omelgle496 3 роки тому +147

      oh look it’s the ad version of fnaf

    • @VirginAfterSex420
      @VirginAfterSex420 2 роки тому +68

      @@omelgle496 and matpat is the foremost expert on both

    • @sonnybaxter5495
      @sonnybaxter5495 2 роки тому +6

      Link???

    • @VirginAfterSex420
      @VirginAfterSex420 2 роки тому +19

      @@sonnybaxter5495 just search game theory and lily's garden

    • @Random-sk6hm
      @Random-sk6hm 2 роки тому +18

      I cant wait for the new LGCU movie

  • @jacehutchison6592
    @jacehutchison6592 4 роки тому +2186

    troy becker's crush: *breaks up with him*
    troy becker: *rooster noises*

    • @lethfuil
      @lethfuil 4 роки тому +14

      Omg, it IS a fucking rooster noise! xD

    • @State249
      @State249 4 роки тому +9

      @@lethfuil it's almost like that's the joke

    • @ns5424
      @ns5424 4 роки тому +2

      Good got that’s two letters off of my name I’m Troy _______

    • @helplessromantic7692
      @helplessromantic7692 4 роки тому +1

      Aaaahhahahaha

    • @lethfuil
      @lethfuil 4 роки тому +1

      @@State249 Eh, yeah. And I agreed with it.

  • @milopt.352
    @milopt.352 4 роки тому +2689

    Decorate:
    Door knobs were there aren’t doors

    • @BentleyS6336
      @BentleyS6336 4 роки тому +43

      Using this for my future house

    • @xxxgeorgefloydgaming420xxx6
      @xxxgeorgefloydgaming420xxx6 4 роки тому +58

      i lost brain cells tryna read this😂 where*

    • @1TotalJabroni
      @1TotalJabroni 4 роки тому +37

      Don't stop at door knobs, just tons of useless non-functional decor everywhere

    • @ing4079
      @ing4079 4 роки тому +8

      True story. I was gifted 3 decorative door knobs that hang on the wall. Now Im thinking of ways to make some dummy doors.

    • @bbgjiji8592
      @bbgjiji8592 4 роки тому +2

      1000th like

  • @cookiedough7660
    @cookiedough7660 4 роки тому +1423

    “I shouldn’t care this much about cartoon characters” literally every fandom ever

    • @themilkedman7110
      @themilkedman7110 4 роки тому +7

      I feel like WTF

    • @Plueschhenne
      @Plueschhenne 4 роки тому +8

      Mystic Messenger for sure

    • @emo6456
      @emo6456 4 роки тому +3

      @@Plueschhenne y e S
      Saeran is uwu

    • @officialbritman8150
      @officialbritman8150 4 роки тому +1

      Me watching Drag Race

    • @iwasxdesk
      @iwasxdesk 4 роки тому +7

      @@Plueschhenne Fr, caring way too much for characters who ain't even real.

  • @maddyw22_
    @maddyw22_ 2 роки тому +869

    Why do i feel like Danny would buy a moped just so he could ride off into the distance as a joke if Laura ever says she’s precanents

    • @buisnessbandit
      @buisnessbandit Рік тому +18

      oh it will happen its only a matter of time

    • @lauratroy13
      @lauratroy13 Рік тому +39

      Precanents? 😂

    • @mainstreammutant
      @mainstreammutant Рік тому +40

      Talk about years of dedication to a bit. Laura is like frustrated "why do you have the moped? You never ride it." And then they day she announces she's pregnant, he rides off and films it 🤣

    • @Interestking
      @Interestking Рік тому +25

      @@lauratroy13 Preckywack?

    • @asrielgaming57
      @asrielgaming57 Рік тому +25

      @@Interestking pregananant

  • @SRGlalve
    @SRGlalve 4 роки тому +3036

    Danny kisses his nutcracker.
    *Everyone liked that*

    • @purplekitty3728
      @purplekitty3728 4 роки тому +10

      everyone clearly likes this too >_>

    • @foxybean7614
      @foxybean7614 4 роки тому +4

      Omg 777
      Btw I ❤️ your profile pic
      👍

    • @SRGlalve
      @SRGlalve 4 роки тому +1

      Josephine Pieson Thanks!

    • @sleepyiguess1661
      @sleepyiguess1661 4 роки тому +2

      I HAVE OFFICIALLY MADE IT 999 now someone like it so it’s 1000

    • @willowsparks8965
      @willowsparks8965 3 роки тому +2

      time stamp ?

  • @marioncollins6531
    @marioncollins6531 4 роки тому +4560

    Decorate: a picture of you holding a picture of you holding a picture of you holding a picture of you doing the ok sign

  • @TinyMafioso
    @TinyMafioso 4 роки тому +4653

    Basically: Everyone wants Drew cutouts, inhaler grandma decals, fairy lights, the word greg as a neon sign, and random stock photos

  • @everenrae9005
    @everenrae9005 3 роки тому +107

    I actually left a review on the App Store about the game asking why they had such weird and inappropriate ads, and they actually replied something like “Ohhh we just feel that these ads reflect CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT so the audience can get a feeling of who are characters really are… even if it doesn’t effect the actual game!!”

    • @Superp1g
      @Superp1g 3 роки тому +1

      Game theory made a theory on it

    • @roselakewaterpark
      @roselakewaterpark 6 місяців тому

      i have seen one where they had an option to slap a ladys butt😭

    • @TheQuashingoftheTub
      @TheQuashingoftheTub 5 місяців тому +11

      Honestly I find the ads hilarious, and it's by no means worse than the consort games or ads that border on being porn. The fact they lean into it earns some mad respect from me, even if I've never sought out the ads or game themselves.

    • @fontanna888
      @fontanna888 3 місяці тому +1

      ​@@TheQuashingoftheTubI'm curious now, do you not consider three characters masturbating bordering on being porn? 😅

  • @somethinginfrench
    @somethinginfrench 4 роки тому +1094

    The more I see of Paul Zimmer the more convinced I get that he's actually delusional and should seek serious professional help....

    • @poisoningpanda8021
      @poisoningpanda8021 4 роки тому +28

      somethinginfrench I honestly think he’s mentally insane

    • @penumbralwoods3175
      @penumbralwoods3175 4 роки тому +44

      somethinginfrench plot twist, Paul has borderline personality disorder

    • @Kultleder
      @Kultleder 4 роки тому +2

      somethinginfrench Mmm.

    • @Mollyp1114
      @Mollyp1114 4 роки тому +1

      Jayfeather The Grumpy Nun I just thought of that lol

    • @guineamations3743
      @guineamations3743 4 роки тому

      You’re right he needs help

  • @allan1690
    @allan1690 4 роки тому +4874

    Put up a sign that that says “decorate room”

    • @georgie488
      @georgie488 4 роки тому +60

      Lol he decorates the room with signs reminding him to decorate his room lmao

    • @sophie_manophie820
      @sophie_manophie820 4 роки тому +59

      Georgia Hildenbrand yeah that’s the joke congrats you got it

    • @FranktheDachshund
      @FranktheDachshund 4 роки тому +21

      A whiteboard that says: Make todo list

    • @jessadams1566
      @jessadams1566 4 роки тому +10

      Maybe add “Prove I’m not _Danny is scribbled out_ Drew” to the board of reminders lol

    • @opaque-aurem9416
      @opaque-aurem9416 4 роки тому +2

      1000th like

  • @Curruff
    @Curruff 4 роки тому +2393

    She wasn't pregnant, she was gregnant.
    That blonde dude ran away because he's craig.

  • @dopesickdog
    @dopesickdog 2 роки тому +121

    i just want to appreciate how Lily's Garden, with the sheer power of internet clout, went from suggestive & impertinent ads to a wildly dramatic soap opera/ARG drawing in millions more people, genius marketing move imo

  • @crm1301
    @crm1301 4 роки тому +4088

    decor idea: Drew stands, unmoving in the background, for all of eternity like a weird surrealist statue.

    • @rossia6477
      @rossia6477 4 роки тому +111

      He already is there, hidden in the shadows in a t pose

    • @andybraun1486
      @andybraun1486 4 роки тому +51

      Yeah get a card board cutout or something

    • @yeeterberry8201
      @yeeterberry8201 4 роки тому +7

      a desk like scott the woz

    • @anarchic387
      @anarchic387 4 роки тому +5

      Nice snufkin pic

    • @Duhbella
      @Duhbella 4 роки тому +5

      He doesn't film in the dungeon. Thatd be weird

  • @mjrbummer
    @mjrbummer 4 роки тому +17408

    can’t believe the nutcracker has had the ability to light up this whole time and we never knew......... incredible.

    • @danaekolyva3309
      @danaekolyva3309 4 роки тому +298

      Right?? I was a little mad ngl

    • @mrditkovich4691
      @mrditkovich4691 4 роки тому +195

      I know right I was jealous

    • @mr.doppit2188
      @mr.doppit2188 4 роки тому +244

      The nutcracker has unleashed his stand

    • @name-xy9jk
      @name-xy9jk 4 роки тому +59

      Nutcracker? Why is it called that is it becuse avery time u pull the string it cranks out a nut? Or you just crank out a nut in his mouth and he cracks it or maybe he lights up when i crank one out in his mouth ? Someone please help me i neet to know because i dont have electricity in my hpuse and that would be an endless light source

    • @lukadrobnjakovic8824
      @lukadrobnjakovic8824 4 роки тому +182

      @@name-xy9jk its because if you anger him he will unleash his power upon your balls.

  • @carsonpreston6457
    @carsonpreston6457 4 роки тому +10404

    my sister’s never watched danny before and the first thing she said watching over my shoulder was “why does he have an ominous mini man”

    • @anyalaASMR
      @anyalaASMR 4 роки тому +1037

      nutcrackers are going to be called “ominous mini men” from now on

    • @LittleIcarus
      @LittleIcarus 4 роки тому +548

      _ominous mini man_

    • @carsonpreston6457
      @carsonpreston6457 4 роки тому +259

      guys please i feel scared that people are seeing this

    • @kaibai2636
      @kaibai2636 4 роки тому +142

      _Ominous mini man_ _yes_

    • @janhedani1759
      @janhedani1759 4 роки тому +150

      Sadly I don’t have an Ominous Mini Man in my house.

  • @2006PoyotaKirbolla
    @2006PoyotaKirbolla Рік тому +81

    To be fair, when my mom brings me pizza I’m like YES. Then I do a little celebration like a video game character beating a level.

  • @lovekitties7836
    @lovekitties7836 4 роки тому +4075

    Danny: let’s talk about Paul Zimmer
    Troy Becker: *escapes with his moped*

  • @HorrificallyChloe
    @HorrificallyChloe 4 роки тому +5282

    Decoration idea: Stock photos of random people in "family" frames

    • @Dan-ih6ns
      @Dan-ih6ns 4 роки тому +45

      Chloe Kanoho I’m going to do this myself

    • @Pinkeymc
      @Pinkeymc 4 роки тому +48

      I probably wouldn’t stop laughing each video

    • @carolinejordan9205
      @carolinejordan9205 4 роки тому +48

      my history teacher does this in his classroom

    • @DestroyedAngel
      @DestroyedAngel 4 роки тому +49

      My family has this Bc we never replaced the frames when we bought them. . . They’re my homies now.

    • @HorrificallyChloe
      @HorrificallyChloe 4 роки тому +39

      @@DestroyedAngel Imagine meeting one of the people in the photos and trying to explain why you know them

  • @mollylawrence1178
    @mollylawrence1178 4 роки тому +1812

    when she erased the other line on the pregnancy test i did NOT think “oh she was faking it” i thought “so.... if she erases it she can just .... not be pregnant ?”

    • @josie955
      @josie955 4 роки тому +13

      @Jorden Haws same lol

    • @tillypepper7063
      @tillypepper7063 4 роки тому +26

      i thought she was gonna pretend to him that it was a prank to get him back lmao

    • @hypperrkovalev8684
      @hypperrkovalev8684 4 роки тому +14

      The most sneaky abortion ever

    • @brainrot1708
      @brainrot1708 4 роки тому +6

      molly lawrence honestly, if life worked like that, lets put this here, most of us wouldnt be here

    • @jamesmoore7755
      @jamesmoore7755 4 роки тому

      RIGHT? LIKE

  • @frogmonster.mp4
    @frogmonster.mp4 3 роки тому +44

    so 6:05 is basically that scene in zootopia where judy gets home all sad and covered in cement, and the only songs on the radio are sad, but it's played by some dude pretending to be a 16 year old who got "dumped by his crush"?? sounds about right-

  • @diggy8191
    @diggy8191 4 роки тому +5979

    oh the nutcracker guy had a real glowup

  • @OneTopic
    @OneTopic 3 роки тому +5372

    Bring back Update Corner. 😡

  • @arizonaflint
    @arizonaflint 4 роки тому +1835

    plaster the wall saying “I’m greg just doing greg things”

    • @LilLeanCuisine
      @LilLeanCuisine 4 роки тому +47

      gregnant

    • @realJman51
      @realJman51 4 роки тому +31

      @@LilLeanCuisine I like it just the word "gregant" in comic sans font framed sounds nice

    • @malumute
      @malumute 4 роки тому +4

      @@LilLeanCuisineyes XD

    • @Sarahizahhsum
      @Sarahizahhsum 4 роки тому +2

      "I'm Greg just doing Greg things (I AM NOT A CHILD PREDATOR)"

    • @ellifent
      @ellifent 4 роки тому +1

      969

  • @astronomical926
    @astronomical926 2 роки тому +43

    danny being too embarrassed to say what lily is doing in the dryer commercial is so funny 😭

  • @ashleesellars8270
    @ashleesellars8270 4 роки тому +669

    The next ad is Lilly telling the dryer she's pregnant and he jumps on a scooter and rides off into the sunset.

    • @miaaakoo
      @miaaakoo 4 роки тому +8

      this made me laugh lmfao

    • @Alyssa-dh4wv
      @Alyssa-dh4wv 4 роки тому +9

      I would want to see that though HAHAHA

    • @hanjistechi
      @hanjistechi 4 роки тому +3

      There's a meme like that-

    • @pixiesinthefog7312
      @pixiesinthefog7312 4 роки тому +5

      I like to play a mobile game called catsle cats. I see that particular lilys garden ad consistently. Every time i gaze apon it, my mental health deteriorates

    • @ashleesellars8270
      @ashleesellars8270 4 роки тому +1

      @@hanjistechi I need to see that

  • @bargainbinboy
    @bargainbinboy 4 роки тому +2555

    decoration ideas:
    -a road work ahead sign
    -neon orange “hey guy” sign
    -camp unplug movie poster

  • @Max-to9zg
    @Max-to9zg 3 роки тому +52

    "This is not how I wanted to start my 2020!"
    Don't worry, it'll only get better, Past Danny. Trust me.

  • @sauron6064
    @sauron6064 4 роки тому +5321

    The ads could be a whole separate game called Lily’s crazy relationship problems saga

    • @nonowannabe
      @nonowannabe 4 роки тому +66

      Preceded by: The Chronicles of LG:

    • @ElVanitos
      @ElVanitos 4 роки тому +17

      Jodl?!

    • @TheMarshmallowMushroom
      @TheMarshmallowMushroom 3 роки тому +34

      There's a few videos out there that compile all the ads into timelines.

    • @Gothicqueen03
      @Gothicqueen03 3 роки тому +14

      The ads really aren’t that far off of what the game is about

    • @marie-rq8qu
      @marie-rq8qu 3 роки тому +2

      1000 like

  • @Alice-ib4cz
    @Alice-ib4cz 4 роки тому +461

    When your boyfriend leaves you to raise your child by yourself: :(
    When the way he leaves you is by riding into the sunset on a moped: :)

  • @sooomoza
    @sooomoza 4 роки тому +1894

    Decoration idea:
    "Live, Laugh, Greg" in fancy olive garden font

  • @OLD_OUROBOROS
    @OLD_OUROBOROS 3 місяці тому +8

    14:25 "This is not how I wanted ti start my 2020" Oh boy he does not know what's about to happen

  • @evafitton5022
    @evafitton5022 4 роки тому +3044

    decorate:
    life sized cutouts of Drew and Kurtis

    • @Nonexistent_creature
      @Nonexistent_creature 4 роки тому +120

      A cutout of himself* and kurtis

    • @bighomie3380
      @bighomie3380 4 роки тому +42

      It's like the tour never ended

    • @MarioRacer1
      @MarioRacer1 4 роки тому +2

      I like that idea

    • @mariahussain3584
      @mariahussain3584 4 роки тому +8

      Yeah and the cutouts of them can be seated on a chair besides Danny so it seems as if all of our three fav youtubers are collaborating🙈👌😊

    • @thatdumbbitch4347
      @thatdumbbitch4347 4 роки тому +6

      I think you mean Danny2 and Kurtis

  • @m4rcy126
    @m4rcy126 4 роки тому +1173

    "you're drier now" so is any girl that's ever seen "Troy Becker"

    • @coffe4meplz
      @coffe4meplz 4 роки тому +19

      This fucking killed me 😂

    • @salty28
      @salty28 4 роки тому +14

      Well done sir.

    • @emmahanlon9217
      @emmahanlon9217 4 роки тому +10

      Maybe that's why lily needed to sit on the drier, so she could get......... wet

    • @yuvi6123
      @yuvi6123 4 роки тому +7

      Holy shit underrated comment props to u 👏🏻👏🏻

    • @ares5836
      @ares5836 4 роки тому

      ஐ Yuvi da cat lover ஐ
      h-how is it underrated if it has 1K likes.....
      (sry if i sound annoying, i’m just tired and bored lol)

  • @IsabelOEM
    @IsabelOEM 4 роки тому +2120

    Decor: Pictures of Nutcracker guy, at different angles.
    Let him shine more.

    • @amy-ut1dm
      @amy-ut1dm 4 роки тому +35

      just a gallery of glamour shots of the nutcracker

    • @cillycell
      @cillycell 4 роки тому +17

      Get a picture of an old lady using an inhaler. XD

    • @laurenweeks3384
      @laurenweeks3384 4 роки тому +13

      He should get one of those big picture frames moms use to hold a bunch of pictures of their kids

    • @youdroppedsomething4334
      @youdroppedsomething4334 4 роки тому +1

      That’s literally exactly what I was thinning

    • @youdroppedsomething4334
      @youdroppedsomething4334 4 роки тому

      Thinking* 😂

  • @Finnious-The-Great
    @Finnious-The-Great Рік тому +14

    my bones got squishy when that Paul Zimmer cry happened

  • @brunomaples
    @brunomaples 4 роки тому +850

    Make it look more like a hallway: Add some doors.

  • @macindalou
    @macindalou 4 роки тому +3224

    The birth of the update corner
    And the death of Danny's knees

  • @kellybrown849
    @kellybrown849 4 роки тому +465

    Crush: I’m breaking up with you.
    Typical 16 year old boy: *cries in Mickey Mouse*

  • @geekgirl_luv4262
    @geekgirl_luv4262 Рік тому +23

    8:05 hang on, that’s not even how you use a laundry machine. If it’s so full that you have to sit on it to make it close, it’s not going to actually clean your clothes.

  • @plastic-death
    @plastic-death 4 роки тому +1538

    As someone named Lily I can confirm that this is what our gardens are like.

  • @samanthanorman56
    @samanthanorman56 4 роки тому +1379

    get an "old lady with asthma inhaler" wall decal

    • @greyk4775
      @greyk4775 4 роки тому +10

      oh my god i was just about to say that lol

    • @shynnakandola394
      @shynnakandola394 4 роки тому +3

      Itz._sammy _ yes pleasesss

    • @Bean-mr8sf
      @Bean-mr8sf 4 роки тому +9

      *2016 Mr beast* has joined the chat.

    • @regretevatorr
      @regretevatorr 4 роки тому

      no omg that meme is dead =_=

    • @juliet5998
      @juliet5998 4 роки тому +1

      therealVioletParr that would almost be as dope as riding off into the sunset on a moped

  • @Gray-ve9qt
    @Gray-ve9qt 4 роки тому +1540

    "she's sitting on a dryer, but it's making her w-"
    WONDER ABOUT HER LIFE CHOICES!

  • @liepmath8953
    @liepmath8953 2 роки тому +16

    Love how "laundry machine" sounded so much like something some awkward makeshift word to describe some explicit sh*t but it's basicaly what's really happening.

  • @MedusaPurple
    @MedusaPurple 4 роки тому +843

    "Please let me write an ad where all of Lily's problems are solved"
    I think what you're describing is fanfiction, Danny, you want to write a fanfiction.

    • @B.B-g1e
      @B.B-g1e 4 роки тому +11

      And I can help!

    • @xfroggii
      @xfroggii 4 роки тому +2

      Blurr Face
      Same here uwu

    • @rbreathnach17
      @rbreathnach17 4 роки тому +2

      I dont believe in fantasy

    • @andysnyder5637
      @andysnyder5637 4 роки тому +3

      Not just any fanfiction...

    • @xfroggii
      @xfroggii 4 роки тому +3

      Lorelei Snyder
      A GAME THOERY FANFACTION

  • @bigspaghetti7631
    @bigspaghetti7631 4 роки тому +722

    Full story of Lilly's garden:
    Lilly was together to a guy called Blaine, when finding out she's pregnant he bounced outta that joint. When he heard Lilly wasn't pregnant, he got together with her again and married her. She got bored of Blaine, so he had an affair with the waiter, marrying him instead. Lilly done left Blaine's ass. Then lily becomes pregnant from the waiter, unlike Blaine he's a caring and lovely father and husband. Until, the two were at a party when lily saw her best friend and her man kiss. She broke up with the waiter. Then she found only excitement through the laundry room, and so she had a lovely night with her friends. What will Lily do? Find out on the next episode of Dragon ball Z

    • @kristinalambert2562
      @kristinalambert2562 4 роки тому +81

      Elian Lets not forget that when these ads first started rolling out, Lilly tricked Blaine into leaving by showing a negative pregnancy test with a drawn second line to make it a “positive”.
      In conclusion, Lilly is manipulative as hell.

    • @localfather69
      @localfather69 4 роки тому +33

      Elian idk why but “he bounced outta that joint” made me pop a lung dhshsjs

    • @buffmusicman
      @buffmusicman 4 роки тому +7

      Is... is this the actual story???

    • @landonmiller1405
      @landonmiller1405 4 роки тому +2

      Ok

    • @thestove5767
      @thestove5767 4 роки тому +5

      My mom and my sister both play Lily's garden, and I don't understand why

  • @kiralonely1307
    @kiralonely1307 3 роки тому +2829

    "I felt that in my bones-"
    Yes, in my squishy bones.

  • @ahobbit1273
    @ahobbit1273 3 роки тому +25

    “This isn’t how I wanted to start my 2020.” Don’t worry, past Danny-it’s all downhill from there.

  • @eggmon420
    @eggmon420 4 роки тому +2758

    I personally think Danny should decorate with that “old-lady-using-an-inhaler” wall decal.

    • @HS-pm1ro
      @HS-pm1ro 4 роки тому +81

      How about a meme wall but Danny’s face photoshopped in? Or Danny recreates them?

    • @casparfraser2336
      @casparfraser2336 4 роки тому +24

      That’s only a Mr Beast thing, he should get a millions surprise toys poster

    • @heselph
      @heselph 4 роки тому +1

      H S YES

    • @someperson37
      @someperson37 4 роки тому

      Y E S

    • @sourbaby124
      @sourbaby124 4 роки тому +4

      Eggmon - he can’t because he’d be copying mr Beast because he used to have it in his reacting videos before his channel popularity sent kaboom

  • @the-amazing-karnak
    @the-amazing-karnak 3 роки тому +6384

    Spoiler alert: Lily’s Garden is nothing like the ads
    Neither is Homescapes
    Or Matchington Mansion
    Or like every game that has the same in game concept

    • @paralite22
      @paralite22 3 роки тому +237

      Homescapes was a legit let down 😣

    • @niqhtyoonqi4539
      @niqhtyoonqi4539 3 роки тому +98

      They’re puzzle games basically, they’re actually sort of fun (for those who like that sort of thing)

    • @boopsdoops
      @boopsdoops 3 роки тому +21

      Yeah, I dunno what yall expected from a free mobile game.

    • @boopsdoops
      @boopsdoops 3 роки тому +8

      @@jagp135 well yea u got mcpe

    • @jagp135
      @jagp135 3 роки тому +59

      @@boopsdoops also Geometry Dash, Temple Run, Dancing Line, Rolling Sky, Piano Tiles, I could go on and on.

  • @spegnagmaglorious3590
    @spegnagmaglorious3590 4 роки тому +2141

    Why was him kissing the nutcracker on the head so wholesome?

  • @jaideimpaula
    @jaideimpaula Рік тому +11

    The nutcracker went from silently stalking in the shadows to glaring at Danny menacingly while glowing red with anger

  • @acashanolastnamegiven1191
    @acashanolastnamegiven1191 4 роки тому +2228

    A big poster that says
    “Not Drew”
    “Definitely not drew”
    “Don’t even think about it”
    “Don’t”
    And/or a giant poster of an elderly lady with an inhaler from amazon for just $24.96

    • @nothinghappens9811
      @nothinghappens9811 4 роки тому +81

      Or just the word "Drew" over and over again in increasing size. Then we need to convince Drew to do the same but with the name "Danny" over and over in decreasing size.

    • @screameureka7029
      @screameureka7029 4 роки тому +15

      just $24.96?

    • @Kaihearts1
      @Kaihearts1 4 роки тому +8

      Or just giant photos of drew with giant Xs on them

    • @alaynadan
      @alaynadan 4 роки тому

      That is the best thing ever

    • @KrazyK6
      @KrazyK6 4 роки тому +5

      I agree with the poster of the elderly women 😂 it would really suite the room

  • @Prettygrl_ixa_
    @Prettygrl_ixa_ 4 роки тому +478

    Why does “Troy” looks like those decoy “kids” in how to catch a predator

    • @lemonandmilk3174
      @lemonandmilk3174 4 роки тому +10

      omg this is weirdly accurate

    • @nickv.3573
      @nickv.3573 4 роки тому

      Because he looks really young

    • @Prettygrl_ixa_
      @Prettygrl_ixa_ 4 роки тому

      Andrewoid no he doesn’t he looks like he’s trying to look young but it isn’t working

  • @HottestofDawgs
    @HottestofDawgs 4 роки тому +2885

    Your wall should say “D R E W” so people know who you aren’t.

    • @user-ym5uu7fr9e
      @user-ym5uu7fr9e 4 роки тому +157

      why would he have his own name and why would it mean he wasnt himself

    • @sunder530
      @sunder530 4 роки тому +144

      Sana The Savage Dude you’re the one missing the joke lmaoooo

    • @user-ym5uu7fr9e
      @user-ym5uu7fr9e 4 роки тому +40

      @@edens2029 LMAO

    • @puppypie
      @puppypie 4 роки тому +29

      Sana The Savage bRUH

    • @robinsmoon443
      @robinsmoon443 4 роки тому +4

      @@edens2029 lmao

  • @Randoplants
    @Randoplants 2 роки тому +9

    Now they’ve started showing ads where Lily and her baby are about to die of exposure in a blizzard, and there are some copycat ads doing the same thing with their game characters.

  • @cameronjones7343
    @cameronjones7343 4 роки тому +783

    A neon sign that says “what’s up Greg”

    • @Lauren-fi2rd
      @Lauren-fi2rd 4 роки тому +40

      Trogladyke but it’ll look like this:
      W h a t ‘ s U p G r e g

    • @brooklynpaige757
      @brooklynpaige757 4 роки тому +8

      hey guy that's a good idea

    • @worldwidecutiegirl9590
      @worldwidecutiegirl9590 4 роки тому +2

      That's a good idea😃😃😃😃

    • @ibrahimballal9717
      @ibrahimballal9717 4 роки тому +1

      Lauren 1522 that sounds just like what big dans would love

    • @ghostiezero
      @ghostiezero 4 роки тому +2

      Like Drew’s neon “Hey Guy” sign?

  • @theshinyhunter
    @theshinyhunter 4 роки тому +7357

    decoration idea: decorate your entire room just like drew’s

    • @danamania150
      @danamania150 4 роки тому +77

      THIS

    • @mypenandpaper
      @mypenandpaper 4 роки тому +159

      Everything except the hey guy sign is the nutcracker

    • @aspentree9
      @aspentree9 4 роки тому +60

      what do you mean? Danny is Drew, and Drew is Danny

    • @quesochees
      @quesochees 4 роки тому +60

      Why would drew decorate like Drew’s room lmao.. ppl on UA-cam be weird..

    • @emilyfrancis3933
      @emilyfrancis3933 4 роки тому +25

      Aspen :D No.. Danny is Danny and Drew is Danny... obviously

  • @aimeeking9677
    @aimeeking9677 4 роки тому +3546

    Decor idea: a blue “greg” sign with the last “g” slightly further from the rest of the letters.

  • @delphinidin
    @delphinidin Рік тому +8

    "This is not how i wanted to start 2020" Oh my sweet summer child

  • @123shh4
    @123shh4 4 роки тому +3237

    Danny making a sexual joke was the wildest thing ever

    • @13quizz
      @13quizz 4 роки тому +333

      123 Shh I know it’s so weird hearing a six year old make a sex joke😔

    • @dishywashy
      @dishywashy 4 роки тому +24

      crackhead jim yeah! And even weirder hearing a regular person comment about it an then a newborn who calls himself *”crackhead”* reply to him! It’s so funny! 😂

    • @13quizz
      @13quizz 4 роки тому +110

      Tanasaki Roll ..bro are you ok it was a joke because Danny looks really young? I wasn’t hating lmao I love him a lot

    • @dodie3412
      @dodie3412 4 роки тому +168

      where do you see danny? this is drew’s video.

    • @13quizz
      @13quizz 4 роки тому +48

      dodie no it’s Lily’s video

  • @mayhemical
    @mayhemical 4 роки тому +2331

    If you get bored during your wedding you’re legally allowed to leave

    • @internalscreaming7566
      @internalscreaming7566 3 роки тому +87

      Nah, he’d get slapped by legal for that one

    • @regulargamingguy4642
      @regulargamingguy4642 3 роки тому +26

      @@internalscreaming7566 I mean I would just leave my wedding you know like hey I'm bored screw this just leave

    • @internalscreaming7566
      @internalscreaming7566 3 роки тому +7

      @@regulargamingguy4642
      Well damn XD

    • @gazterr6756
      @gazterr6756 3 роки тому +13

      Yeah bro it's boring like bro let's makeout already it has been like 2 hours come on

    • @stevenxp23
      @stevenxp23 3 роки тому

      what are the chances i find mugen man mayhem in a comment section

  • @ramsoomair
    @ramsoomair 4 роки тому +1235

    "This is not how I wanted to start my 2020."
    Ohh just wait.

    • @dontcallmenymphadora5572
      @dontcallmenymphadora5572 4 роки тому +17

      ELIANNA DOUGLAS When he was ten his father split-

    • @mekagilmore6970
      @mekagilmore6970 4 роки тому +14

      Don't call me Nymphadora full of it, debt-ridden, two years later see Alex and his mother bed ridden half dead sittin in their own sick, the scent thick and Alex got better but his mother went quick :>

    • @hamshaiwb5849
      @hamshaiwb5849 4 роки тому +4

      Wait inside

    • @dontcallmenymphadora5572
      @dontcallmenymphadora5572 4 роки тому +13

      •Toriel• (Moved in with a cousin, the cousin committed suicide. Left him with nothing but ruined pride, something new inside, a voice saying Alex you gotta fend for yourself)

    • @blah7983
      @blah7983 4 роки тому +9

      Don't call me Nymphadora he started retreating and reading every treatise on the shelf

  • @kayleesmith5873
    @kayleesmith5873 3 роки тому +26

    Lol before covid - "This is not how I wanted to spend my 2020"
    I'd take Lily's garden over what happened in 2020

  • @FreshGirl3000
    @FreshGirl3000 4 роки тому +2575

    Just random decor ideas:
    - A picture of you
    - A bad motivational poster
    - The letters G, R, E, G (maybe in baby blue idk)

    • @jermafan
      @jermafan 4 роки тому +298

      With the G slightly farther than the rest of the letters

    • @mrsigmagrinder8737
      @mrsigmagrinder8737 4 роки тому +75

      @@jermafan Gre G?
      Or G reg?

    • @akikasaa
      @akikasaa 4 роки тому +69

      Morgan Reynolds G re g

    • @martivibi
      @martivibi 4 роки тому +7

      Morgan Reynolds both

    • @andrewoxford1322
      @andrewoxford1322 4 роки тому +38

      Woah your a prophet

  • @technolotl
    @technolotl 4 роки тому +640

    Decoration idea: Lily and all of her boyfriends she had

    • @inkanddew3820
      @inkanddew3820 4 роки тому +14

      sonic popsicle is my religion it wouldn’t fit on his wall :,(

    • @mintykitten3272
      @mintykitten3272 4 роки тому +11

      I’m interested in your religion

    • @robin-hz2je
      @robin-hz2je 4 роки тому +2

      sonic popsicle sonic popsicle

  • @stargazingsupineslop7323
    @stargazingsupineslop7323 4 роки тому +788

    put the wall sticker of an old woman using an inhaler

  • @carter-the-goat
    @carter-the-goat Рік тому +30

    6:28 killed me

  • @giadaloporto2275
    @giadaloporto2275 4 роки тому +1956

    Plot twist: Troy really isn’t Paul, Danny is and he’s trying to convince us he’s not

    • @Againegan
      @Againegan 4 роки тому +25

      Big brain

    • @finnlastname4397
      @finnlastname4397 4 роки тому +36

      Shane Dawson should do a conspiracy theory on that

    • @helgarat9286
      @helgarat9286 4 роки тому +14

      You might be onto something here

    • @dujilli
      @dujilli 4 роки тому +23

      Plot plot twist: Paul is actually a seperate person but Troy is holding his family hostage and Paul has to give his normal life up for Troy

    • @madelyn888ball
      @madelyn888ball 4 роки тому +5

      pyro and troy is secretly danny

  • @bluesteele5786
    @bluesteele5786 4 роки тому +590

    "That looks better!" he said about the glowing demon nutcracker.

  • @aesthetic5884
    @aesthetic5884 4 роки тому +1470

    Put a framed picture of Drew or/and Jeremy Renner in the background

  • @the_enggineer9066
    @the_enggineer9066 3 роки тому +11

    "that isnt how i wanted to start my 2020" march 2020: you have no idea

  • @abeanwithintentions
    @abeanwithintentions 4 роки тому +2749

    just write “greg” in sharpie on the wall

    • @daskevica
      @daskevica 4 роки тому +13

      a bean with intentions and never get deposit back 😀

    • @hibs5295
      @hibs5295 4 роки тому +6

      a bean with intentions |-/

    • @Vamp6
      @Vamp6 4 роки тому +2

      Ok yeah

    • @KHLov3r
      @KHLov3r 4 роки тому

      Yes

    • @ve1434
      @ve1434 4 роки тому +6

      watch him literally write: ‘“greg” in sharpie’ on the wall

  • @coainc
    @coainc 4 роки тому +2660

    someone said you should do a room decoration ”live, laugh, greg”, but let me propose a 2.0 verson that also rhymes: ”greg, laugh, love”. also because greg is life. thank you for your time, fellow gregs.

  • @itsathi6055
    @itsathi6055 4 роки тому +343

    Troy dresses like its his life goal to be a ventriloquist doll

  • @Oxherder
    @Oxherder Рік тому +3

    It’s not a nutcracker, it’s a toy soldier. Does this not bother anyone!?

  • @daisyloraine9115
    @daisyloraine9115 4 роки тому +10434

    Danny kissing his nutcracker is the wholesome content I'm here for.

  • @soapthesoap
    @soapthesoap 4 роки тому +740

    "I wonder who the father is...."
    *cuts to the washing machine*

  • @Rebecca-qt2ft
    @Rebecca-qt2ft 4 роки тому +710

    or a banner that says “greg: fastest growing army on the internet” so nobody ever has to look it up because it’s just right there

  • @tentimes10x_
    @tentimes10x_ 4 роки тому +807

    Decor ideas:
    More nutcrackers. Just lots of nutcrackers.

  • @ccrocodile
    @ccrocodile 4 роки тому +581

    When Troy “cried” I thought that was edited in and not real

  • @Doge101Memes
    @Doge101Memes 4 роки тому +1845

    *Am I the only one that was slightly more terrified of Danny’s “decoration” after he fixed it?

    • @oliviabarge5843
      @oliviabarge5843 4 роки тому +2

      No

    • @brodyfrable4250
      @brodyfrable4250 4 роки тому +41

      Now it just looks like the nutcracker is about to omiowa no shinderu him.

    • @martina9493
      @martina9493 4 роки тому +14

      Those illuminated eyes are void of any emotion

    • @yapyapflipflip8438
      @yapyapflipflip8438 4 роки тому +1

      Doge101 Memes f r weed newtonボーグ大成した子いいなーいーいーちーいーちーの指導監査

    • @abanana
      @abanana 4 роки тому +4

      (・ω・)

  • @noone2941
    @noone2941 3 роки тому +18

    He should watch the game theory were Mat Pat goes over Lily's Garden timeline

  • @Belelelekake
    @Belelelekake 3 роки тому +6298

    lily’s “garden” HAS to be a euphemism

  • @hk1053
    @hk1053 4 роки тому +1091

    Decorate: A neon sign saying "Hey, Guy"

    • @hk1053
      @hk1053 4 роки тому +24

      @@alexmagee8153 🤦‍♀️

    • @keepmovingforward786
      @keepmovingforward786 4 роки тому +7

      @@alexmagee8153 I think that's supposed to be the joke lol

    • @doodlenoodle7269
      @doodlenoodle7269 4 роки тому +11

      amber magee Aren’t they the same person? o.O

    • @sammythescrub5258
      @sammythescrub5258 4 роки тому +5

      amber magee they are the same person...
      .... Wait..

    • @hibs5295
      @hibs5295 4 роки тому +1

      amber magee r/wooosh

  • @Nada-cw5ou
    @Nada-cw5ou 4 роки тому +591

    That’s a solid evidence that Danny and Drew are actually the same person.

    • @w1ll_l
      @w1ll_l 4 роки тому +6

      4 watching or maybe the fanfic came true and they’re both sick cuz they were making out

    • @infamousdino5679
      @infamousdino5679 4 роки тому +3

      I went to their tour and only saw one person on stage!! Absolutely horrible.

    • @monafahmed5783
      @monafahmed5783 4 роки тому +1

      @@janka... no

  • @taitia8619
    @taitia8619 Рік тому +7

    Danny: I'm sick
    Me: *immediately looks at publish date*

  • @michaelalankford8293
    @michaelalankford8293 4 роки тому +595

    This might hurt a bit
    Just kiddin’
    *kisses his nutcracker*

  • @aidan5214
    @aidan5214 3 роки тому +2402

    I'm not like other guys, instead of crying I make macaw noises

    • @gombomicrowave9489
      @gombomicrowave9489 3 роки тому +10

      Hey me too

    • @ourloveisgreat1398
      @ourloveisgreat1398 3 роки тому +78

      amateur. i make pterodactyl noises.

    • @baguette_628
      @baguette_628 3 роки тому +9

      @@ourloveisgreat1398 lol y a s

    • @iveology_
      @iveology_ 3 роки тому +7

      you guys are pathetic, I make triceratops noises. You should learn

    • @onyxth3ripper
      @onyxth3ripper 2 роки тому +30

      ​@A pansexual disaster Oh really? I don't make any of these noises. I make. . .
      *_extremely loud Netflix opening sound noises_*

  • @ObamaToyreviews
    @ObamaToyreviews 4 роки тому +2284

    Drew and Danny: We’re not the same person!
    Also Drew and Danny: **get sick at the same time**
    Me: *HMmMmMmMmMmM*

    • @burntpercentage609
      @burntpercentage609 4 роки тому +38

      daddy devito wait who is drew? Is drew gooden not just the name of Danny’s second channel?

    • @happyfacesmiling5263
      @happyfacesmiling5263 4 роки тому +3

      @@burntpercentage609 Wait wait wait no can't be

    • @vaeahiggins56
      @vaeahiggins56 4 роки тому +2

      daddy devito wow

    • @taru2873
      @taru2873 4 роки тому +1

      *its also winter, and colds are going around*

    • @t.o.pseyebrows8998
      @t.o.pseyebrows8998 4 роки тому +8

      z I’m not sure if you’re being serious or not. Did you not get the joke or am I not getting your joke?

  • @cheeseburgeravocado5019
    @cheeseburgeravocado5019 4 роки тому +1236

    Decoration idea:
    An very oversized egg
    A large G
    A large R
    Arrangement style:
    G > R > Large Egg

    • @megaorb1
      @megaorb1 4 роки тому +20

      That's genius

    • @Jade-ck2db
      @Jade-ck2db 4 роки тому +12

      This took me way too long to figure out

    • @GreggoryL
      @GreggoryL 4 роки тому +12

      That doesn't spell Greg though. It just spells my name.

    • @nichecrimes
      @nichecrimes 4 роки тому +3

      Keep the egg, just decorate with egsgs

    • @scrumptious_bussy1037
      @scrumptious_bussy1037 4 роки тому +2

      BRILLIANT

  • @yormomgaming1915
    @yormomgaming1915 4 роки тому +880

    Decoration idea: a whole rack of those “got cholera?” mugs

  • @NotOnLand
    @NotOnLand Рік тому +2

    That relatable moment when you find a sick new strat and call all the homies over to 'bate together

  • @ErebusTheDragonn
    @ErebusTheDragonn 4 роки тому +252

    “🎵And you let her go....🎶”
    *_ÆÜÙHÃÂæàÀË_*

  • @traintoon1095
    @traintoon1095 4 роки тому +3379

    Danny: *Talking about Badads*
    Me still caught up on the nutcracker: WAIT, YOU'RE TELLING ME THAT ALL THIS TIME, THAT THING COULD GLOW?!?!?!? _Betrayal_

    • @pb9611
      @pb9611 4 роки тому +109

      Cakes are Good No, the nutcracker is just more powerful now

    • @minecrafbees
      @minecrafbees 4 роки тому +11

      Yeah what Brianna said obvsly

    • @CamWatt03
      @CamWatt03 4 роки тому

      300th like

    • @gueroloco447
      @gueroloco447 4 роки тому +34

      What's weird is I've been watching old Danny videos all week and he glows in some of the older ones and i was like "he glows!? Why doesn't he plug him in anymore?" So when he went to go plug him in I got a little too excited.... I'm 28 years old

    • @syra1541
      @syra1541 4 роки тому +2

      He always glows

  • @h0pepia
    @h0pepia 4 роки тому +682

    decoration suggestions:
    1. add a printed screenshot of drew from one of his videos
    2. a neon sign that says "what's up greg?"

    • @kati_ranae
      @kati_ranae 4 роки тому +25

      Have two sets, one that's just Drew's room, and the other one that is Kurtis' room

    • @db3951
      @db3951 4 роки тому +4

      soph . . . Amazing

    • @wagon3855
      @wagon3855 4 роки тому +6

      Duck tape a banana to his wall

    • @clivejenner167
      @clivejenner167 4 роки тому +1

      Yasssss

    • @dallasjune583
      @dallasjune583 4 роки тому +1

      both