LGR - Duke Nukem Forever Review (in 2011)

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  • Опубліковано 18 чер 2011
  • Is the game really that bad? How does it compare to Duke Nukem 3D? Those questions and more are answered here by a long-time Duke fan (in 2011)
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  • @prophetarm
    @prophetarm 10 років тому +753

    The "I'm out of ass" line caught me so off guard I was laughing for a minute straight.

    • @algumnomeaihehe
      @algumnomeaihehe 5 років тому +2

      oh no

    • @GabrielCorpsegrinder
      @GabrielCorpsegrinder 5 років тому +43

      It's time to kick gum and chew ass. And I'm all out of ass

    • @vitkomusic6624
      @vitkomusic6624 5 років тому +7

      For. Me it was "my balls your face"

    • @TheSaber210
      @TheSaber210 5 років тому +10

      I'm here to chew ass and kick bubble gum and im all out of gum -dick kick em

    • @sheilaolfieway1885
      @sheilaolfieway1885 4 роки тому +3

      @@GabrielCorpsegrinder where in the game?

  • @TetchyEquation
    @TetchyEquation 9 років тому +1478

    "That's one *Dead* *Space* Marine"
    - Duke Forever
    "That's one *Doomed* Space Marine"
    - Duke 3D

    • @shady4091
      @shady4091 8 років тому +52

      +TetchyEquation I GET IT!
      Idohn getit...

    • @stirnersretrowave5094
      @stirnersretrowave5094 8 років тому +5

      +TetchyEquation Oh how very witty.

    • @peppermillers8361
      @peppermillers8361 8 років тому +58

      +shady4091 I think one resembles the title Dead Space, while the other is...well...DOOM.

    • @krisfrosz133
      @krisfrosz133 8 років тому +3

      +TetchyEquation I never knew there was a Dead Space reference in DNF. I may need to replay the game just to see it for myself.

    • @Armageddon-yt3so
      @Armageddon-yt3so 8 років тому +1

      +KrisFrosz133 there's also a Borderlands reference with the psychos mask in one of the underwater levels.

  • @immortalfrieza
    @immortalfrieza 9 років тому +358

    I don't think Duke would drink a beer that couldn't get him drunk instantly.

    • @wolfpackflt670
      @wolfpackflt670 4 роки тому +21

      Sounds like an awesome perk to me, talk about efficiency.

    • @nichsa8984
      @nichsa8984 4 роки тому +3

      @@wolfpackflt670 the sims 3 ball of steel

    • @RickJaeger
      @RickJaeger 4 роки тому +2

      50 ABV beer

    • @hunter1586
      @hunter1586 4 роки тому +4

      Ricky Jaeger at some point you can’t call it beer it’s just barley-based vodka or if it’s rye-beer it’s just whiskey

    • @nicksrandomreviews
      @nicksrandomreviews 3 роки тому +6

      I mean, when you're as manly as Duke, you need a beverage that wrecks your liver harder than a kick from Bas Rutten.

  • @Ghost_Of_SAS
    @Ghost_Of_SAS 10 років тому +289

    I guess the bright side of being old is that I can't hear the high pitch noise of the night vision goggles.

    • @k-leb4671
      @k-leb4671 6 років тому +15

      I couldn't hear it when I was younger, although today when I watched the video I could slightly hear it. It did sound annoying.

    • @THEpaulyBOY44
      @THEpaulyBOY44 4 роки тому +10

      i didn't hear it

    • @williammickelson403
      @williammickelson403 4 роки тому +5

      I didn’t hear it and I’m 17 so

    • @jesselindsey9760
      @jesselindsey9760 3 роки тому +3

      @@williammickelson403 That means it's all downhill from here for you.

    • @odiwalker3973
      @odiwalker3973 3 роки тому

      Oh shit, Im old then!

  • @PeterSivazak
    @PeterSivazak 3 роки тому +40

    This game is 10 years old now. Crazy how time flies.

    • @mattrocde
      @mattrocde 6 місяців тому +3

      12 years 💀

    • @dlc435
      @dlc435 4 місяці тому +2

      Now 13 years old lol

  • @DarkeeseLatfiah6
    @DarkeeseLatfiah6 8 років тому +2311

    You're the first person I've seen that actually likes this game.

    • @buenogoodlive
      @buenogoodlive 8 років тому +96

      I enjoyed myself quite a bit playing this game, but I never had any hype or expectation as I had not heard much of DNF beforehand.

    • @CDNSpartan
      @CDNSpartan 7 років тому +61

      I like the game.

    • @SteelSkin667
      @SteelSkin667 7 років тому +54

      I liked it too, despite its many flaws.

    • @VanTemplar
      @VanTemplar 7 років тому +38

      I LOVED Duke Nukem Forever!

    • @louistournas120
      @louistournas120 7 років тому +17

      I love the game and play multiplayer.

  • @kompst_tu
    @kompst_tu 5 років тому +84

    "Warning, this video contains mature adult content"
    Partner Rating: No Mature Content
    Me: Seems safe.

  • @sammorin254
    @sammorin254 8 років тому +683

    Your Duke impression is impeccable.

    • @AndrewSSGSS
      @AndrewSSGSS 7 років тому +9

      Sam Morin u made me look up impeccable

    • @Lone_Rocket
      @Lone_Rocket 6 років тому +8

      *Peck*

    • @dashtesla
      @dashtesla 5 років тому +1

      Next game, LGR will narrate XD

    • @grongy6122
      @grongy6122 5 років тому +3

      Kinda funny that he doesn't use it in this video.

    • @Samuriy
      @Samuriy 2 роки тому

      But his drip his respectable

  • @ThisToLink
    @ThisToLink 8 років тому +104

    Am i going crazy, I couldn't hear any high pitch noise in duke vision.

    • @AndyStriker13LP
      @AndyStriker13LP 8 років тому +27

      +Dan James i can't hear it in the video, but in the game it is noticeable

  • @ComandanteJ
    @ComandanteJ 6 років тому +487

    This vid is almost 7 friggin' years old already?... and Steam's interface hasn't changed a bit, LOL. (Which i guess means it's perfectly fine as it is).

    • @GeckoSharky
      @GeckoSharky 6 років тому +8

      I had the exact same response when I checked the release date of the vid :s ...

    • @kris_0520
      @kris_0520 6 років тому +23

      If it ain’t broke don’t fix it!!

    • @nanophosis6256
      @nanophosis6256 5 років тому +7

      I've been on Steam for 8 years.. it really is practically identical to how it was in 2010, lol

    • @HypermarketCommodity
      @HypermarketCommodity 5 років тому +3

      ComandanteJ there is now a beta program on steam where the interface changes...

    • @marfin4325
      @marfin4325 5 років тому +6

      Steam just updated its interface, but it still has that 2000's software charm ;)

  • @Khanemis
    @Khanemis 6 років тому +149

    It's quite hard to believe it has already been 6 years since Duke Nukem Forever was finally released...

    • @heyimgoingtoplaysomegames
      @heyimgoingtoplaysomegames 5 років тому +10

      I loved it. Been a Duke fan since the very first game. Followed all of the news and developments about Forever from the moment it was announced, and what we as a gaming community received is a bittersweet, but still mostly enjoyable romp through a fun shooter - in my opinion.

    • @iana1641
      @iana1641 3 роки тому +1

      9 years...

    • @r0galik
      @r0galik 2 роки тому +2

      10

    • @77elvistheking
      @77elvistheking 2 роки тому +1

      11 lol... and we got a 2001 leak to celebrate it : D

    • @slanderman3296
      @slanderman3296 2 роки тому

      10

  • @AutoRiff
    @AutoRiff 7 років тому +71

    "nothing can possibily live up to a decade an a half of everyone's wildest expectations." Damn it Valve

  • @adelin081
    @adelin081 7 років тому +190

    The 2 weapon restriction is what I hate most when a game has it. I love having 9 weapons to choose from at all times, I don't care about realism.

    • @CrazierWinter35
      @CrazierWinter35 7 років тому +16

      do you know they update it so you can have 4 weapons on the pc.

    • @adelin081
      @adelin081 7 років тому +4

      really? That's awesome!

    • @louistournas120
      @louistournas120 7 років тому +8

      I didn't like the 2 weapon limit either but in options, you can change it to 4.
      I also don't like the checkpoint system. I prefer to save my game as a file.

    • @HappyBeezerStudios
      @HappyBeezerStudios 4 роки тому +1

      I think a reasonable limit could be 8
      With a weapon wheel al primary and diagonal directions would be used. That's rough enough to hit it quickly with a stick and still gives the mousewheel/hotkey setup for PC

    • @sheilaolfieway1885
      @sheilaolfieway1885 4 роки тому +6

      Mythbusters proved you could carry about 9 weapons if your physcally fit...

  • @shadowhalk225
    @shadowhalk225 10 років тому +186

    for a lazy review you are very detailed

    • @Alcoholic_Nerd
      @Alcoholic_Nerd 4 роки тому +11

      The reviews are FOR lazy gamers that are too lazy to play the games themselves so they watch a review instead.

    • @narata1541
      @narata1541 4 роки тому +3

      @@Alcoholic_Nerd Sadly, I was one of the few who actually played the game and watched the review. It wasn't a pleasant experience with the game, but I enjoyed the review.

    • @enemigo5056
      @enemigo5056 4 роки тому +4

      @@Alcoholic_Nerd 👉👃

  • @thermallance7947
    @thermallance7947 10 років тому +116

    Oh and I forgot. I friggin' love your show. You make a true tribute to a sadly overlooked (by this generation) era of gaming. And for that, you're just awesome.

    • @LGR
      @LGR  10 років тому +88

      I appreciate that, thank you.

  • @Randoman590
    @Randoman590 5 років тому +209

    This game kinda looks like the Doom 3 of the Duke Nukem franchise. An attempted reboot that received mixed reviews, leaving the franchise in desperate need of a return-to-roots facelift. I'm just hoping Nukem gets the Doom 2016/Eternal treatment some time soon.

    • @clmBerserker
      @clmBerserker 5 років тому +35

      Its not doom 3 was actually a good game, just not the game people expected while forever is ''OK'' at best. Doom 3 is made with a lot of care from the ground up, while forever was just duct taped to be released quickly.
      I finished forever few days ago, I'm not a duke nukem fan but im a huge 3D shoter fan. Duke nukem 3d was a good game, with the ocasional one liners and crazyness in the background. While forver is one liners and crazyness up front in the background there is a game. I usualy blitz through games like this and enjoy it so much i forget what time it is. But forever constantly felt off, after half an hour i start to lose intrerest. But my OCD's force me to march on. Its not terrible but it is bad.

    • @thisismyname5657
      @thisismyname5657 5 років тому +19

      I wish Flying Wild Hog would have gotten the license for Duke. They did wonders with the Shadow Warrior reboots.

    • @Alcoholic_Nerd
      @Alcoholic_Nerd 4 роки тому +8

      @@clmBerserker Doom 3 was total shit, sorry.

    • @SamaelTKN
      @SamaelTKN 4 роки тому +15

      Doom 3 was a good survival horror shooter, but a bad Doom game.

    • @EternallyEve
      @EternallyEve 4 роки тому +2

      @@SamaelTKN except, at it's core, it is a Doom game, with all the shotgun blasting, demon destroying and sometimes downright terrifying atmosphere, but with the addition of long sections "inspired" by games such as Half-Life. By time Doom 3 was made, the genre of First Person Horror-themed Shooters had absolutely raised the bar and a game that was just another Doom game would've been stupid since Half-Life 2 came out the same year, Quake 4 was right around the corner and FPSes as a whole were just about to be set to a new standard with Call of Duty.
      If Doom 3 released today, it would've been seen in the same light as many people see Duke Nukem Forever, which is why DOOM going back to it's roots works so well at this point.
      tl;dr : Doom 3 is a Doom game at it's core but also knew what the popular trend in Horror FPS games was at the time.

  • @formdusktilldeath
    @formdusktilldeath 7 років тому +257

    The facial animations are still better than mass effect andromeda

    • @jens8533
      @jens8533 7 років тому +4

      polyhistor haha yeah

    • @dsilvermane_
      @dsilvermane_ 6 років тому +5

      What is it with Bioware and facial animations... lol

    • @napalmkitty6686
      @napalmkitty6686 5 років тому +6

      Your not even memeing thats how pathetic mea really is!

    • @christopherregan1654
      @christopherregan1654 5 років тому +6

      Anything is better than Mass Effect Andromeda!

    • @guguy00
      @guguy00 4 роки тому +2

      @@christopherregan1654 Anthem says hello!

  • @MoxieCatte
    @MoxieCatte 9 років тому +224

    I don't think DNF was terrible, I just think they got a little carried away with the scripted events. Having some cinematic driven levels is okay, but once in a while it needs to take a backseat and let the player just explore and enjoy the level, find secrets and so on. DNF was a step in the right direction but it's not quite there yet...I Hope they listen to the feedback and make Duke Begins the definitive Duke title.

    • @007Tubedude
      @007Tubedude 9 років тому +4

      Is Gearbox still going to make Duke Begins? I heard it was a grey area after Colonial Marines flopped.

    • @MoxieCatte
      @MoxieCatte 9 років тому +1

      007Tubedude
      Gearbox owns the rights to the Duke franchise at the moment, they even sued Take-Two over the development of DN: Mass Destruction a while back (who I think bought the rights to make a Duke game before 3d Realms died). Unless they decide to license it out it seems like Gearbox will be developing Duke Begins or nobody at all.

    • @MoxieCatte
      @MoxieCatte 9 років тому +10

      *****
      I don't think it's Windows in particular, I think a lot of the glaring changes they made to the game (two weapons only and linear levels) was because they wanted to make it more console friendly. Despite DNF and a lot of other games being rated M they still take younger audiences into consideration when making modern games; something they didn't do back in the 1990s.

    • @LeFabulousDiamond
      @LeFabulousDiamond 9 років тому +4

      I agree it's not bad

    • @nizizumi
      @nizizumi 6 років тому +14

      Real reason why DNF didn't work was because of the difference in time. We don't have any more people like Arnold and Stallone in movies and pop culture nowadays so many people who pick up the title now won't appreciate it since we live in a more "PC" defined culture. Its a shame people won't give the game a chance, but the game itself doesn't help since the console ports were *very* unpolished.

  • @jackytreehornsghost
    @jackytreehornsghost 5 років тому +12

    "Baby, you make me wish I had three guns" is also a reference to Total Recall haha

  • @HeroOfHyla
    @HeroOfHyla 7 років тому +64

    My browser crashed when you said "the freeze gun".

    • @NinjaGodzilla
      @NinjaGodzilla 4 роки тому

      It works!!

    • @birddaddydetta
      @birddaddydetta 4 роки тому +2

      @@NinjaGodzilla Gadgetron will pay me millions!
      oh wait.. wrong game

  • @Rakiarmas
    @Rakiarmas 9 років тому +37

    Because of this review I finally did buy Duke Nukem Forever for the PS3.
    It was pretty fun game & since it cost me 10€ I couldn't complain much.
    It's not perfect as you said, but I think it's not as bad as people often say.
    The main reason why I did listen your review here is that you are honest in your review.
    You don't rate your games based on the popularity or review games like corporate salesman.
    If the game has real good & bad thing and is actually fun, then you'll bring these up.
    You know why we play games: because to have fun.

    • @Reallife315
      @Reallife315 2 роки тому

      Did you ever play the add on?

  • @reconchris8562
    @reconchris8562 11 місяців тому +6

    I bought this with my mom for my birthday back when it came out. Still love it to this day. (Fun story, when the gamestop employee tried to warn my mom about the content she basically said "Its Duke Nukem. I know." Lol)

  • @nintendofreak145
    @nintendofreak145 8 років тому +21

    I can't tell if it's Duke or LGR saying "balls of steel." They sound so similar.

    • @frataltay4543
      @frataltay4543 4 роки тому +2

      Daniel Hatfield LGR says it. He is known for doing a great job at imitating Duke's voice.

  • @SgtMjRomero
    @SgtMjRomero Рік тому +3

    This video was recommended 11 years later

  • @r.fomalhaut7786
    @r.fomalhaut7786 7 років тому +17

    "... And Duke's hair reminds me of coral!" Genuinely the best possible example of why I love LGR.

  • @eleman97
    @eleman97 9 років тому +29

    I saw the Balls of Steel edition going in my local store for like $20.

    • @vitkomusic6624
      @vitkomusic6624 5 років тому +3

      Grab it. Its worth at least 100 bucks.. Everyone is telling stuff about the game, but its actually very good game.

    • @snetmotnosrorb3946
      @snetmotnosrorb3946 4 роки тому

      I still have mine wrapped in plastic. It's worth more like that to me. I wanted the history, not the game.

  • @overnightdelivery
    @overnightdelivery Рік тому +5

    LGRs voice changed SOO much in the past 11 years. His voice now is so much smoother and more elegant. I suppose he also uses better microphones than he did in the past too.

    • @nikkingman
      @nikkingman 6 місяців тому

      stalker lol

    • @overnightdelivery
      @overnightdelivery 6 місяців тому

      @@nikkingman Who wouldn't stalk someone with such a sweet, sexy voice?😉
      But seriously.. he has a great radio voice.

  • @spidermanstunts6208
    @spidermanstunts6208 6 років тому +30

    What high pitch noise?

    • @CWunderA
      @CWunderA 5 років тому +6

      Couldn't hear it myself

    • @birddaddydetta
      @birddaddydetta 4 роки тому

      I could hear it and I thought it was annoying

    • @whiteobama3032
      @whiteobama3032 4 роки тому +5

      Couldn't hear it either. Our hearing is fucked boys

    • @cleon24769
      @cleon24769 3 роки тому +1

      Anybody else listen to loud music via earbuds for years? I did, and I remember my ears ringing several times (which supposedly means I'd never hear those frequencies again).
      I concur with the comment above me.
      Our hearing is fucked, boys.

    • @amala1333
      @amala1333 3 роки тому +1

      Its very very high pitched, i could barely hear it myself

  • @derekbrewer9681
    @derekbrewer9681 8 років тому +202

    In 2011 I'd tend to agree with your review, but after the Interceptor ROTT remake and Shadow Warrior 2013. DNF feels like a cop-out for its failure to fully embrace the classic game mechanics that made Duke 3D shine. DNF is too slow the levels are shallow and the weapon and health system is straight out of Call of Duty 4.

    • @LGR
      @LGR  8 років тому +120

      Shadow Warrior, and the new Doom in particular, really do provide great examples of how to update a '90s shooter for the modern day while still retaining in its own identity.

    • @guguy00
      @guguy00 8 років тому +9

      But still good for the dollar I paid on Humble this week :)

    • @fbritannia
      @fbritannia 7 років тому

      I agree xD

    • @lostsanityreturned
      @lostsanityreturned 7 років тому +8

      personally I am still not enamored with the new doom.
      The upgrade system, the forced finisher system, level design and teleporting enemy encounter design just throw me.
      It is far from a bad game, but I just don't feel like I am playing doom. It lacks colour and impact for me.
      Honestly, a change in level design to be more reminiscent of the original game's philosophy and not having 90% of the enemies in the game just spawn in would have me feel more accepting of it.
      Same with DNF actually, weakest point of the game for me was the limited weapons and the horrid linear level design. It could just be me... But the level design of DN3D was why I loved it. There was so much variety and thought put into every stage.

    • @YoMama9150
      @YoMama9150 7 років тому

      2K, destroyer of game franchises. At least with modding.

  • @HiCZoK
    @HiCZoK 2 роки тому +13

    Now that 2001 beta is released, I might replay this. It turns out the game is actually a lot of what they had planned since beginning

  • @AngelBeeps
    @AngelBeeps 9 років тому +160

    This review makes me happy. After so many people wrongfully slamming an only mildly flawed game, it's great to find someone who actually remembers what Duke Nukem games were all about in the first place, Duke himself. And this game definitely delivered that. The DLC campaign was awesome too but you rarely hear anyone talk about it.

    • @DelRio1991
      @DelRio1991 8 років тому +6

      AngelBeeps There is a DLC campaign?

    • @jarrodbyrne2325
      @jarrodbyrne2325 8 років тому +2

      +DiggidyDelRio yea there is it involves him and clones

    • @DelRio1991
      @DelRio1991 8 років тому

      Jarrod Byrne sounds neat

    • @Armageddon-yt3so
      @Armageddon-yt3so 8 років тому +3

      +DiggidyDelRio plus it has Dr.Proton from the first Duke game make a return.

    • @DelRio1991
      @DelRio1991 8 років тому +2

      Armageddon3035 ....
      wait what.
      WHAT?

  • @GuNDeZZZ
    @GuNDeZZZ 4 роки тому +12

    Here in 2020 to say, this Johnny Bravo game looks excellent.

  • @umbaupause
    @umbaupause 5 років тому +21

    To the health pack vs regenerating health, I have to say this: It erases higher strategy. With medkits, picking them up when you only have a few HP missing can prove to bite you back later, and scavenging supplies in order to get back to full health is a skill you have to learn. Also, regeneration makes the outcome of a single fight binary - either you live (back to full HP) or you die (and have to try again). Compare this to winning a fight with almost no health left, making you have to deal with the consequences.
    It's not about realism, it's about strategy and complexity being removed. At least to me.

  • @omegarugal9283
    @omegarugal9283 8 років тому +180

    The game is not bad, it came too late that`s all...14 years too late...

    • @EnigmaHood
      @EnigmaHood 8 років тому +16

      +Omega Rugal It sucks irrespective of when it came out. Even if this came out 14 years ago, it would still suck. Hell the build they made in 2000 looked better than this garbage.

    • @EnigmaHood
      @EnigmaHood 8 років тому +20

      Robo9400 People can dislike what they dislike.

    • @EnigmaHood
      @EnigmaHood 8 років тому +4

      Robo9400 I absolutely am forcing my opinion on to others. U mad bro?

    • @EnigmaHood
      @EnigmaHood 8 років тому +2

      Robo9400 You're a kappa.

    • @EnigmaHood
      @EnigmaHood 8 років тому +1

      Robo9400 Your face = keepo

  • @dunkanbulk14
    @dunkanbulk14 8 років тому +19

    this game is a guilty pleasure for me although i dislike certain frustrating levels

  • @dan_loeb
    @dan_loeb 3 роки тому +4

    The craziest thing is that they finished the campaign in 2009 for gearbox, and then gearbox/2k sat on it for two years. There is ton of footage of the 2009 builds, and it's identical to retail.

  • @ashfoxx85
    @ashfoxx85 8 років тому +72

    Wow man, leave it to LGR to make me reconsider re-installing this game after angrily uninstalling it a couple days after I bought it new for 60 bucks three years ago. (and pre-ordered at that..)

    • @EnigmaHood
      @EnigmaHood 8 років тому +9

      +ashfoxx85 You're seriously going to let some guy on the internet force you to like a piece of shit game just because he says so? Have some dignity man, you're an individual, not a slave.

    • @EnigmaHood
      @EnigmaHood 8 років тому +6

      Max Sperg I told him to be an individual and not let someone influence him. With that said, yes, but it's more hatred toward 3dr and George Broussard/Joe Siegler. 3dr lied to us for 14 years, telling us it would be worth the wait. I was one of the guys on the 3dr forums waiting in anticipation for the game and had to deal with joe siegler running the forums like hitler, so yeah there's some bad blood. You wouldn't understand though. Go watch my video series, Why Duke Nukem Forever is going to Suck Ass.

    • @Internet_Knight
      @Internet_Knight 8 років тому +6

      ***** Irrelevant to whether or not Duke Nukem: Forever is crap or not.

    • @MyPhobo
      @MyPhobo 8 років тому +56

      +EnigmaHood HAHAHA "be an individual hate this game like all the rest of us instead of deciding for yourself"

    • @Internet_Knight
      @Internet_Knight 8 років тому +2

      EnigmaHood I didn't reply to you though.

  • @2WhiteAndNerdy
    @2WhiteAndNerdy 6 років тому +5

    Bought DNF for like $5 new at Gamestop a couple years ago. I had a great time with the game and didn't quite understand the hate. Great review, LGR!

  • @fsffda
    @fsffda 10 років тому +52

    wow. this is the only good review i've seen of this game so far

    • @juancollazos196
      @juancollazos196 9 років тому

      Completely agree

    • @2012Parag
      @2012Parag 9 років тому

      Juan Collazos watch the rageaholic review

    • @juancollazos196
      @juancollazos196 9 років тому

      okay, i'll give it a watch...

    • @Apmongoman
      @Apmongoman 9 років тому

      fsffda Alphaomegasin also did a just review of this game.

    • @budlikycz2445
      @budlikycz2445 5 років тому +9

      Its not this is the only review from him I disagree. The game is fucking shite compared to 3d

  • @SUB1KOIRA
    @SUB1KOIRA 7 років тому +1

    Hahaha I've watched your videos for a long time, (big fan by the way) and now when I went back to watch this one again I have to say your voice man.. it has changed so much in these past 5 years! :D

  • @JunkCCCP
    @JunkCCCP 10 років тому +42

    The thing that bothers me the most about this game are the graphics. It's way too reminiscent of Doom 3 and Prey, that weird stage in 3d graphics and lighting where everything is way too glossy. It's like the uncanny valley of "realistic 3d graphics" - where the game isn't crappy looking enough to be obviously "unrealistic" but not good enough to actually look "good".

    • @docscrick
      @docscrick 10 років тому +16

      So your main complaint about a Duke Nukem game is the graphics...?
      There's more to gaming than just the frickin' graphics, man. the most important aspects in a game are:
      -The gameplay;
      -The level design; and
      -The soundtrack.
      Things like graphics and good voice acting are meant to be just the icing on the cake, not the cake's filling.

    • @smothdude
      @smothdude 10 років тому +2

      Insane Flash-bang mmm filling

    • @docscrick
      @docscrick 10 років тому +2

      Akim Vasiliev Yeah, you've got a point... but i'm not talking about Duke Nukem, i'm talking about games in general.

    • @JunkCCCP
      @JunkCCCP 10 років тому +1

      Insane Flash-bang
      Why would you talk about games in general if we were discussing Duke Nukem Forever specifically?

    • @docscrick
      @docscrick 10 років тому +7

      Because there's a guy pointing a gun to my head and telling me to do so!

  • @shinposting
    @shinposting 8 років тому +6

    "I'm here to chew bubblegum and kick ass. And i'm all of ass." Seems legit.

  • @josephfranzen5626
    @josephfranzen5626 2 роки тому +6

    When this was first announced I was in 8th grade. When it was released I had been out of high school for years and had already been in the Army for quite sometime and deployed to Iraq for 18 months once. Amazing

  • @MasterGamerAcademy
    @MasterGamerAcademy 10 років тому +16

    Is it me or did the shotgun reloading sound exactly like the one in hl2

    • @elijahdavallos6955
      @elijahdavallos6955 6 років тому +2

      I’m pretty positive it doesn’t “sound” like the hl2 reload, but it *IS* the hl2 reload.

    • @mzamethodman7134
      @mzamethodman7134 3 роки тому

      Thats how assets work

  • @douglasthequilava
    @douglasthequilava 4 роки тому +8

    LGR, I would like to say that because of you I actually wanna try this game.

  • @mikeblatzheim2797
    @mikeblatzheim2797 4 роки тому +9

    "Warning: this video contains some mature-rated video game content" First thing in the description: "No mature content"
    Seems legit

  • @wesleybcrowen
    @wesleybcrowen 8 років тому +46

    While the level design is a step down from Duke3D, I really enjoyed this one back when it was released. I still get comments with people saying that I should strangle myself for having absolute shit taste in games because I like this game (and Daikatana), but all I can say is that it was more fun than any singleplayer campaigns in recent CoD's.

    • @EnigmaHood
      @EnigmaHood 8 років тому +1

      +WesleyB Crowen Why are you playing CoD at all? Don't play this or CoD, play games that don't suck. It's a really sad state of affairs when you admit a game almost 2 decades old has better level design than this.

    • @wesleybcrowen
      @wesleybcrowen 8 років тому +4

      +EnigmaHood thanks for advice, but I prefer playing what I feel like myself. I was a massive CoD fan until MW2 turned me off from the series. I am still fan of mysoginistic beefcake known as Duk Nukum once and I waited for DNF for a long time it was almost like a moral obligation.

    • @EnigmaHood
      @EnigmaHood 8 років тому

      WesleyB Crowen Yeah and you played it and now you know it sucks ass. Sad but true.

    • @wesleybcrowen
      @wesleybcrowen 8 років тому +11

      +EnigmaHood it sucked back then, it sucks now, and I still liked it and could replay it even now. Sure, if there wasn't Duke I would forget DNF as soon as something like Blacksite: Area 51 like a bad disease, but I could listen to Jon St. Jon saying action movie lines all day.

    • @EnigmaHood
      @EnigmaHood 8 років тому +1

      WesleyB Crowen It's a tragedy. They spent 14 years making a pile of shit. There were so many fanboys defending this game when it first came out, even they gave up on defending it because they don't like it. It's just a generic bore fest, there's nothing notable or interesting about it at all. I have no beef with Jon St. John but a game needs more than witty one liners. His voice made Duke 3D stand out from the crowd, but that was back in 1996 when no FPS game had a voice. These days, your player having a voice is common place. As is interactivity. All their "novel" ideas are antiquated and don't hold up in the modern era.

  • @courperationX
    @courperationX 9 років тому +54

    I completely agree with this review, I don't understand the ridiculous amount of hate this game gets. I got exactly what I was expecting out of the game, and it pleased me.

    • @L1701
      @L1701 9 років тому +8

      courperationX Keep in mind, DNF was anticipated for YEARS. There was so much hype for it. DNF ended up not living up to the massively-built up hype.
      I enjoyed the game, too. Got it for the xBox 360. Only thing I didn't like was the two-weapon limit, but it forced me to think and strategize, so it wasn't all bad.

  • @1980sGamer
    @1980sGamer 9 років тому +21

    "Let's look at Duke's amazing package!" Heh.

  • @JasonNoxid
    @JasonNoxid 10 років тому +11

    I know that this game could have been better, but it still a very underrated game according to the critics, and i enjoyed this game and the DLC quite a bit!

    • @gasan6599
      @gasan6599 Рік тому

      A rare case of using word underrated correctly. Bravo!

  • @angelgt4455
    @angelgt4455 5 років тому +15

    I love this game, tons of fun and action, thanks for the review

  • @ducciboi
    @ducciboi 9 років тому +29

    The game became incredibly boring to the point where I just couldn't finish the campaign. The god awful driving sections, boring puzzles, incredibly linear levels with barely any exploration, the gameplay feels clunky, health regen(we don't want the game to be too hard), pointless dialogue and "sign this autograph!" that you aren't able to skip, a lot of useless weapons, the game holding your hand and shoving the weapon with infinite ammo at your face, and the list goes on that makes this less like Duke Nukem 3D and more like a half assed generic shooter. Probably the only level I actually enjoyed was Duke Burger.

    • @danm22
      @danm22 9 років тому +2

      this... also, you forgot the loading screens that took a month to complete

    • @ducciboi
      @ducciboi 9 років тому

      danm22 That too. There were way too many of those.

    • @danm22
      @danm22 9 років тому +1

      ***** upgrading my pc doesn't really help on a console

    • @Huskiefluff
      @Huskiefluff 9 років тому

      ***** if you werent going to play it on console, then why did you buy it for ps3.

    • @ducciboi
      @ducciboi 9 років тому

      Huskiefluff He probably got it for cheap or as a gift. People are normally like that.

  • @escaperoutebritish
    @escaperoutebritish 5 років тому +17

    I keep coming back to this review. Because, like, I really enjoyed Duke Nukem Forever. Especially since they patched in the ability to carry four weapons instead of two. It's just a really fun though indisputably dated FPS, and that's fine, because it's fun.

    • @lilyjade3450
      @lilyjade3450 3 роки тому +1

      Where can I find the four weapon patch? I don't have that in my game

    • @JimmyJamaltm
      @JimmyJamaltm 3 роки тому +1

      @@lilyjade3450 expended inventory option enables this

    • @Reallife315
      @Reallife315 2 роки тому

      @@JimmyJamaltm that’s just for pc right? I don’t think I saw it on ps3.

  • @VanBurenOfficial
    @VanBurenOfficial 7 років тому +5

    dude I can't stop watching your videos

  • @Progamer420_69
    @Progamer420_69 5 років тому +3

    5:56 what high pitched noise? i dont hear any thing! (also, anybody watching 8 years later?)

  • @filmfrosk
    @filmfrosk 8 років тому +6

    Good review. So many reviewers just wait to hear what everone else is saying, then they try to surpass eachother in praising or slaughtering, depending on what the consensus might be. In this case it was slaughter. Glad to hear someone with an honest review. Keep it up.

  • @natebutontheinternet
    @natebutontheinternet 2 роки тому +5

    I think it's about time for a retrospective on this don't ya think

  • @fotakatos
    @fotakatos 11 років тому +4

    I'm so glad I just saw this review. It feels like every other reviewer out there just hates the game because it's cool to do so. Nice to watch a review by someone who sees that content-wise the game actually IS very Duke 3Dish and the game IS fun despite it's odd design decisions.

  • @SodaPopskinski
    @SodaPopskinski 5 років тому

    Man, you're just great. I've watched a lot of your videos but... I'm not sure. I can't quantify it, but keep on doing what you do because you do it well.

  • @emilyapricot1313
    @emilyapricot1313 5 років тому +1

    Thanks for giving this a fair review. Like you, I am a big Duke fan since the 90s, so I was delighted when he got a modern take. My only real issue with it was the length, but the Dr. Proton DLC helps and gives it a satisfying conclusion. I'm glad the Duke won't just be remembered as a 90s franchise.

  • @Adorienn
    @Adorienn 7 років тому +35

    I'd love to look at Duke's amazing package...

  • @CalrissianSteele
    @CalrissianSteele 9 років тому +83

    Duke Nukem Forever: It is what it is, enjoy it for that.

    • @irllcd13
      @irllcd13 8 років тому +10

      +Wizard of Ass I can't. It's just not good enough to enjoy.

    • @nizizumi
      @nizizumi 6 років тому +8

      But how will the developers ever improve if they aren't being criticized.

  • @ax_nova_ax1861
    @ax_nova_ax1861 10 років тому

    LGR I love your duke nukem forever intro it is awesome (also liked the review...)

  • @AndyStriker13LP
    @AndyStriker13LP 8 років тому

    i don't know if you said that in a video after this, but did you play the dlc campaign (the doctor who cloned me)?

  • @peaky123
    @peaky123 7 років тому +84

    I expected you to shit all over this, colour me suprised. The review does make the game sound really good, despite the fact I did play it when it came out and got bored within 20 minutes

    • @CrazierWinter35
      @CrazierWinter35 7 років тому +15

      don't no why, because the game has some nice level design.

    • @justanotherperson9409
      @justanotherperson9409 7 років тому +8

      The first levels are boring but it gets better

    • @parallax8207
      @parallax8207 4 роки тому +1

      @@CrazierWinter35 are u kidding me

    • @CrazierWinter35
      @CrazierWinter35 4 роки тому

      @@parallax8207 I Should be asking that, why the hell did you reply to a 2 year old comment, It was nice for the time, Levels were getting very linear in single player games at the time, the levels in this game had some Openness and interact-ability to them and always something new to offer, It's not the Best level design but it was nice.

  • @XaneMyers
    @XaneMyers 5 років тому +4

    6:08 This is like Doom (2016)'s berserk...years before that game! (Yes, you mention Doom, but that's the old Doom, which doesn't do insta-kill punches, only overpowered ones.)

    • @atomic747
      @atomic747 5 років тому +2

      the old games did insta-kills also with berserk in doom

    • @Beansman-gp3ws
      @Beansman-gp3ws 4 роки тому

      @@atomic747 Only on enemies weak enough to be killed by them

  • @Tigrou7777
    @Tigrou7777 Рік тому +2

    Who would have thought that 11 years later the bust of Duke would end up in an aquarium ?

  • @DelRio1991
    @DelRio1991 8 років тому +2

    I got this game for 20 bucks, came with all the cool stuff like the bust, comic book, dice.... poker chips ....
    (I really think 2K got a bit carried away with all the extra stuff. I was also hoping one of the king of hearts on the playing cards would be duke wearing a crown)
    Anyway, yeah, it's not great, but if it didn't have Duke Nukem staring in it, it would be a much more dull game. I think it was trying to be both old school FPS and the newer FPSs, with simplified level design with less back-tracking for keycards or whatever, I think the game would have been better if they tried to just make a game like Duke Nukem 3D, but just use the latest graphics engine.
    It's not bad, but it's defenately not as good as 3D, not by a long shot. Still very enjoyable to play, like you say, Clint, but honestly I think 3D and it's expansion packs are WAY better, which is sort of disappointing, but I think this game gets more crap than it deserves.
    We should concentrate our collective crap swinging on more deserving games.

  • @MrCamCamCam
    @MrCamCamCam 10 років тому +14

    i think the biggest problem with this game is we all grew up :(

    • @dudds6699
      @dudds6699 10 років тому

      true i only bought it for the fact i remembered it. i didnt expect it to be good. Also cause of that i found it ok. not great.

    • @silenceofthehills
      @silenceofthehills 10 років тому +3

      Maybe DNF had less class, but its not as if the content in Duke Nukem doesn't have an audience if that's indeed what you're getting at.
      That style of explicit, immature humor still exists on Adult Swim and so much more. So, if that's you, fine.
      Personally, i'm not one to care about explicit crap that's there just to be explicit. I'm more into stupidity, observational humor and parody, like the Bale parody in DNF or a lot of stuff you'd find on South Park more recently (like the Game of Thrones and console war parodies). Its not funny only for being explicit. No. you need something else for to work.
      And that's one reason DNF failed. Some of the element came off as a bit too obnoxious. The 2001 trailer shows more an epic film presentation, which would mean the tone for the humor and parodies would be more in the style of DN3D or Time to Kill, where there's some form of balance between being epic and having all these other side gags.

  • @workingclassfather1843
    @workingclassfather1843 Рік тому +4

    This game was great! I don't understand what people were expecting.

  • @icychill105
    @icychill105 5 років тому +5

    I'm glad I'm not the only one that enjoys this game

  • @romad6963
    @romad6963 9 років тому +4

    Duke drinking the beer would have been made awesome if it was special Duke beer that would melt the insides of anyone and anything that isn't the Duke himself.

    • @romad6963
      @romad6963 7 років тому

      They could have reskinned the beer cans to have warning labels in the back (or had two aliens try to drink a can only to have their insides melt and the spilled beer corrode the ground just for shits and giggles)

  • @Phoenix2312
    @Phoenix2312 8 років тому +7

    +Lazy Game Reviews Another great Video... Never understood the hate for this game (Though I never played it myself...) - I enjoyed Duke 3D back in the day, and while times have moved on... Well, you said it your self!!! "it's Duke Nukem, your argument is invalid"
    I found most critics complained about the out of date humour and vulgarity that was acceptable in the 80's but not now...
    Yet many of these same reviewers (Never good to have cameras in your workplace when there are obvious links to your taste in MOVIES!!!!) were big fans of franchises such as SCARY MOVIE and other Wayans Brothers flicks!!! Talk about making your own critique invalid!!! IGN one of the biggest culprits there...
    Any Duke fan goes into the games knowing what to expect... They will be sexist, rude, crude, vulgar, dumb... Thats Duke Nukem!!! Simple!

  • @EvilPoet85
    @EvilPoet85 9 років тому +14

    weapon weels on consoles is not a problem. wtf. just look at gta5, there it works perfectly

    • @gyga100
      @gyga100 9 років тому +1

      this game came before GTA5

    • @EvilPoet85
      @EvilPoet85 9 років тому +1

      gabriel tiger
      yeah ok, but weapon weels have been around longer than Duke Nukem Forever so my point still stands

    • @CWFRage
      @CWFRage 9 років тому +2

      ***** Exactly. What comes to my mind is Red Dead Redemption though it probably isn't the first.

    • @wallnoises
      @wallnoises 9 років тому +4

      CWF Rage The first Ratchet and Clank game came out in 2002 and it had a weapon wheel, along with every sequel since then.

  • @jlc5639
    @jlc5639 4 місяці тому

    at 5:55, was the high pitched noise mentioned playing? I couldn't hear anything 🔇

  • @Tom3PT
    @Tom3PT 8 років тому

    Why haven't you made a review of the DLC "doctor who cloned me"?
    I always wanted to know your thoughts about it.

  • @trustypatches4042
    @trustypatches4042 5 років тому +17

    Can we just take a second and appreciate the fact that the Devestator fires 69 rockets?

    • @christopherregan1654
      @christopherregan1654 2 роки тому +1

      Not only that, but the elevators in Duke's Penthouse have exactly 69 buttons for their respective floors.

  • @sylvur
    @sylvur 9 років тому +7

    I liked the game. It's not the best FPS ever for a game that was in development for over a decade, but it was still an okay game.
    After playing Duke Nukem 3D Megaton Edition for free on my Vita, I suddenly felt like playing DNF again and I think I might just do that!

    • @snetmotnosrorb3946
      @snetmotnosrorb3946 4 роки тому

      Wow, didn't know Duke 3D exists for Vita! I guess download only? Chances are that it's been taken down from the store now…

  • @TammoKorsai
    @TammoKorsai 2 роки тому +1

    The 2001 build of DNF has been released. It's not very playable, but it's worth a look!

  • @dps9988
    @dps9988 4 роки тому

    You know, I've waited for a long time to say this but, here it is: I think you and I are a lot alike. I have a room full of old hardware, and I have this weird lustful feeling towards old stuff, like old rigs (PC's). I actually use older hardware for my daily usage (except for things like youtube. I'm using my dex mode on my s8 for that). I'm just glad I've found you man, and know that there is someone else out there like me :) GG!

  • @natsume-hime2473
    @natsume-hime2473 7 років тому +3

    The problem with Duke Nukem Forever is exactly what Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw said it was. The game wasn't terrible, but it wasn't great either. Which is the worst thing it could have been. Duke Nukem 3D was already maximum 80s/90s action hero satire, so Duke feels dated already. The worst part though is that the game is just mediocre, there couldn't have been a worse result than that. If the game was truly terrible, we'd love hating on it. On the other hand if it had been great we'd love it for being more great Duke Nukem. Instead it was mediocre with a massively jarring tone shift near the end of the game. What little love was left with our nostalgia with Duke faded into apathy. The one liners were stale and the game was bog standard uninspired shooter fare for the time. So instead of anger for a bad game, or joy for a great game, all we had was bitterness for a game that failed to stand out at all.

  • @Visuwyg
    @Visuwyg 8 років тому +4

    Nice review, I felt the same way about DNF. Even though I never played D3D, so no nostalgia bonus (or rage) for me.

  • @OdaSwifteye
    @OdaSwifteye 9 років тому +2

    Hm. This review of the previous duke games and this one actually makes this game okay. It's not a betrayal of design or anything like that as Duke has gone through many changes and as you noted. It hasn't really been gone for over a decade. We've just been waiting for this particular title for a awhile.
    So this is a perfectly good game although Yathzee was right when he said that the game was doomed by the long wait we had to see it released. I don't know if we'll ever get another Duke game but I think his franchise went pretty well.

  • @Lorten369
    @Lorten369 6 років тому

    wow came here from your 20 years of EPIC vid. wanted to know what happend. it was in my relatives at the right side. ;) EEEEPPIIIICCC. your the best.

  • @jazzius
    @jazzius 2 роки тому +3

    God damn your old voice was so high pitch. Not an insult, just bizarre because im used to your current voice

  • @Luix
    @Luix 8 років тому +3

    the multigun menu was well done in wolfenstein the new order and the old blood

  • @iwatchvideos2014
    @iwatchvideos2014 10 років тому +1

    "Baby, you make me wish I had 3 guns."
    That is actually a reference to the original movie Total Recall.

  • @Cretaal
    @Cretaal 8 років тому +1

    I like this review. I respect you for being fair and going against the grain from the duke purists. My only complaint is that there wasn't much incentive to hunt down and kill everything and unlock all the secrets. One of my faves about duke nukem 3D was the fact that you looked for secrets to deck yourself out at the beginning of the episode, and if you died in level 1-2 then you lost everything you worked to grab in 1-1, but it was no big deal since you found the secrets yourself and now you could speedrun the level along with collecting all the secret goodies your friends never knew about, then you can watch their jaw drop when they realize there's a freaking RPG ready for you before you even empty your first clip of pistol ammo if you're crafty. Exploring and breaking levels is fun (I remember breaking the shit out of Halo levels) and I miss the games that reward you for this stuff. For me, Serious Sam seems like the best spiritual successor for the oldschool FPS anyways since they seemed to carry those concepts very well in to a full 3D FPS in "second encounters", although something does seem off about the new one. Maybe it's the way they chose to handle their secrets? I can't put my finger on it so I can't be too hard on SS.

  • @glitchwalker5422
    @glitchwalker5422 7 років тому +3

    I was recently playing DNF and this review really resonated. It isn't the greatest action game, but that isn't the point. It's like a time warp, of 90's humour, action and gaming retrofitted into a 2009-era game style. I found it has aged so, so well in a way that other games of the time (Modern Warfare anyone?) frankly haven't. I found myself in tears of laughter almost every minute... Even parts I would otherwise find boring were made up for by the amount of detail actually put into the little things, like the mini games

  • @WhiteMageMentality
    @WhiteMageMentality 8 років тому +3

    I never understood why people just expected that all that time in development hell should instantly equal the best game ever. Plenty of games go through development hell for many years but they weren't sequels so no one judges them on that.
    Its basically impossible to live up to all the ideas people imposed on this game- be cuttibg edge, yet old school, update Duke or keep him super crass...
    To me, though, I would've preferred them scrapping the DNF idea altogether and finding a different niche. I mean, imagine a quarter of a contemporary game development budget, an updated build engine, find the best old school level designers out there, give 'em a year and put the results on the indie marketplace/steam/IOS/android platforms at a low pricepoint and watch the praise roll in. At a low price point and tiny dev team, you don't have the expectations to crush.

  • @DeathtrapCult
    @DeathtrapCult 2 роки тому

    Lgr what do you think about the 2001 game release?

  • @undeadelite
    @undeadelite Рік тому

    That bzzzzt in the background that anounces a phone call is as classic as this video

  • @sheepfly
    @sheepfly 7 років тому +5

    i think the bad part of this game was the new weapons and the fact that you can only use 2 weapons.

  • @ghost085
    @ghost085 8 років тому +3

    If this were an indie game it would be praised to the heavens as an accurate homage to old games.

    • @buenogoodlive
      @buenogoodlive 8 років тому +4

      If people didn't know it was in development for 12 years I feel like it would've been pretty well received

    • @MaxonerousX
      @MaxonerousX 7 років тому

      LaMusica I think they should have just called it something other than Duke Nukem Forever. Then it wouldn't be overhyped

  • @HatPeasyCat
    @HatPeasyCat 8 років тому

    i LOOVE you reviews man!!! Just new on your channel .... and i cna tell that we are on the same level when it commes to game!! ;p

  • @Joshua-eb3fz
    @Joshua-eb3fz 3 роки тому +2

    Always felt like the action never gained momentum. There were little bright spots but those were so short lived it made the game really frustrating. Like you could see what the game could have been if they just focused and not chased around ideas.

  • @deadturret4049
    @deadturret4049 9 років тому +4

    The PC version of the game has a setting in the options menu that let's you carry more than 2 weapons

    • @snetmotnosrorb3946
      @snetmotnosrorb3946 4 роки тому

      Seriously? That must've been a patch.

    • @deadturret4049
      @deadturret4049 4 роки тому

      @@snetmotnosrorb3946 yeah people complained about the 2 weapon limit so an option was patched in that lets you carry 6. It has to be toggled in the settings though.

    • @snetmotnosrorb3946
      @snetmotnosrorb3946 4 роки тому

      Thanks for the quick reply :) Wow, I had no idea, gave up early on DNF. Strange that there hasn't been more noise about that, as that's kinda like the flashlight in Doom 3. Many seem unaware of that change in DNF.

  • @DimIsHigh
    @DimIsHigh 3 роки тому +16

    Ten more years have passed, and I still can't understand all the hate this game got

    • @kevinjames8050
      @kevinjames8050 2 роки тому +12

      Few reasons-
      - impossible to live up to the hype after 14 years in development.
      -dated pop culture references and game mechanics as a result of its ridiculously protracted development time (thank George Broussard and his monumental failure as a project lead for this)
      -woke cancer culture was in its infancy back in 2011. This game probably couldn’t even be released now with how fragile people are.

    • @bun197
      @bun197 2 роки тому +3

      because they cancelled a near finished game for no reason to release this

  • @crobblack
    @crobblack 4 роки тому

    Would absolutely love to see Clint review this game again.

  • @Wykletypl
    @Wykletypl 9 років тому +2

    Did You try "The Doctor Who Cloned Me'?