In my younger days I knew a boy named Jon. Me and Jon hanged out a lot, and one day he invited me to his house. I remember walking through the door, feeling foul smell in the air. At first I didn't know what was that, but once I took a closer look around I saw that this was a drug house. His dad was addicted to skooma. I never hanged out with Jon after that... Keep off skooma, lads.
A former Skooma user, this stuff is scary, especially if you don't know it's a drug. I was up in Dawnstar when I found the cat's chest, hidden behind some rocks. I thought the little green bottles were Stamina potions, so I drank every last one once I needed them. Woke up in the Kinereth Temple with several arrows in my knees, I don't what happened to do that but clearly Skooma was involved.
I met Hunter Biden in Suran at Desele's House of Earthly Delights. He was arguing with a dancer over child support payments. He was a cool guy. He took me to Solstheim where we got plastered at Thirsk mead hall. Then we went to a cabin in the woods and met a guy named Uncle Sweetshare. He offered us some pastries. They were delicious. Dagoth must have cast a dream spell or something on me because the next thing I remember was waking up on the beach outside of Raven Rock next to a spriggan matron. I was digging splinters out of my junk for a week. I haven't seen Hunter since then.
I planned to include the whole plot of Reefer Madness with a bunch of Elder Scrolls references, but it would've made the video too long. So I just settled on Dunmerizing Mae Coleman and Jack Perry's names. 😂
I remember the first time I found skooma and a pipe in my Morrowind play through, from then on out I was addicted to finding anything related to the drug. It’s truly very dangerous.
Guys it's 100% true, I knew a friend of a friend who tried Skooma once and he DIED My friend tried telling him that skooma was bad, everyone got up and clapped, but he didn't listen...
Hear Daril is making its way out of blackmarsh as well, the dealers are being exterminating by the An-Xileel and many are fleeing out of the swamp into morrowind
If skooma addiction is a disease, then does contracting Corprus prevent you from getting addicted? inb4 this is actually 6th house propaganda for people to buy ash statues /s
I once knew a Breton who did two skooma and now he's Forsworn. True story. Very sad.
Horrible. And unfortunately, that's a common occurrence reported to the Sixth House from our diplomatic offices in the Reach.
I once knew an imperial monk who did skooma now hes no longer the spymaster.
@@satansjihad6353 many such cases.
I once knew an Archmage that was spotted doing Skooma on the border of Elswyer and Cyrodiil. Man was demoted and he was never the same again.
@@numb3r10brandstudio ah yes, I remember reading about this incident in the Black Horse Courier. Very disturbing.
A special consideration especially if you own a pet Khajiit. Remember to spay, neuter, and keep your cat folk away from Skooma.
Why would you spay or neuter your slaves? How else do you get more slaves?
You guys don't breed your slaves?
@@TurtleShroom3 You got to control the slave populous, otherwise may you have a rebellion on your hands.
@@TurtleShroom3 Slaves cost money to house and feed. No need to overwhelm the income of your farm with an overabundance of farm equipment.
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Ah, the Ottoman approach.
I love how he talks of this after getting high for that first lava-side talk
Lol I've been working on the second lava-side chat where he also stacks some serious skoomie-bong hits.
In my younger days I knew a boy named Jon. Me and Jon hanged out a lot, and one day he invited me to his house. I remember walking through the door, feeling foul smell in the air. At first I didn't know what was that, but once I took a closer look around I saw that this was a drug house. His dad was addicted to skooma. I never hanged out with Jon after that...
Keep off skooma, lads.
I am so sorry. I will pray to Lord Dagoth that Jon kicks the addiction. Unless he is not a Dunmer, then Jon and his whole family can go to oblivion.
Dude that wasn’t skooma that was weeeeeeed duuuudee😮😢
A former Skooma user, this stuff is scary, especially if you don't know it's a drug. I was up in Dawnstar when I found the cat's chest, hidden behind some rocks. I thought the little green bottles were Stamina potions, so I drank every last one once I needed them. Woke up in the Kinereth Temple with several arrows in my knees, I don't what happened to do that but clearly Skooma was involved.
I met Hunter Biden in Suran at Desele's House of Earthly Delights. He was arguing with a dancer over child support payments. He was a cool guy. He took me to Solstheim where we got plastered at Thirsk mead hall. Then we went to a cabin in the woods and met a guy named Uncle Sweetshare. He offered us some pastries. They were delicious. Dagoth must have cast a dream spell or something on me because the next thing I remember was waking up on the beach outside of Raven Rock next to a spriggan matron. I was digging splinters out of my junk for a week. I haven't seen Hunter since then.
This sounds like it could actually be from one of those old timey drug scare films. Well done!
It's almost word for word the script for Reefer Madness
I planned to include the whole plot of Reefer Madness with a bunch of Elder Scrolls references, but it would've made the video too long. So I just settled on Dunmerizing Mae Coleman and Jack Perry's names. 😂
And remember to keep farm tools away from hist sap
Argonian HAVE FEELINGS should it bring amusement to the Hist Tree.
DJDagoth best Dagoth
We appreciate that!
sure looks like it
You honor the 6th house and tribe unmourned.
This is the great thing to hit UA-cam since the Senile Scribbles
Needs more images of Khajiit frantically playing the piano, murdering each other, and leaping from windows.
I remember the first time I found skooma and a pipe in my Morrowind play through, from then on out I was addicted to finding anything related to the drug. It’s truly very dangerous.
Guys it's 100% true, I knew a friend of a friend who tried Skooma once and he DIED
My friend tried telling him that skooma was bad, everyone got up and clapped, but he didn't listen...
Hear Daril is making its way out of blackmarsh as well, the dealers are being exterminating by the An-Xileel and many are fleeing out of the swamp into morrowind
We must all be vigilant and follow Lord Dagoth's wise words to stamp out this killer of our youth.
Now I know how to make my own skooma so we can stop the trafficking
Skooma is Khajiit's propaganda to conquering Tamriel
Everything he is saying in this video is true, though. Skooma REALLY IS dangerous.
I thought Moon Sugar Plants can't be cultivated in Morrowind. It's frightening that they found a Way. Imagine if a Child finds it
Dagoth Ur spread awareness
It's true! I tried skooma once and died instantly
Love the videos man, hope to see more! Really funny stuff lol
I enjoy this so much! Amazing content, best wishes to you and your future projects! 🌻
khajiit has wares for you...winks slyly
Here my lord
This from a guy whos head is a bong..
Slaver lies!
Khajiit has taken Skooma for centuries and it has not hurt Khajiit at all!
It is the sweet gift of the moons! 🐱
If skooma addiction is a disease, then does contracting Corprus prevent you from getting addicted? inb4 this is actually 6th house propaganda for people to buy ash statues /s
Welll skyrim skooma is very weak
Skyrim on skooma mod, you'll never be sober again.
The try Redwater Skooma