Substitute Teacher Dagoth Ur

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  • @cossakrose
    @cossakrose Рік тому +625

    "Guys... I don't think the new teacher likes Argonians..."

    • @asedonii-chan8466
      @asedonii-chan8466 Рік тому +74

      Me when an argonian points that out: “Lord God on high, Dagoth Ur, divine Master of Morrowind and Dreamer of the World, there’s a farm tool in class with us.””

    • @Aliyah_666
      @Aliyah_666 Рік тому +24

      ​@@asedonii-chan8466Hippity hoppity lizards are property...😂

    • @Drakuba
      @Drakuba Рік тому +28

      not entirely true, some of his favorite slaves were argonians

    • @Zero-ry2rc
      @Zero-ry2rc Рік тому +2

      Is that a problem?

    • @Veldazandtea
      @Veldazandtea 11 місяців тому

      What gave it away?

  • @iljaboon428
    @iljaboon428 Рік тому +844

    What a grand and intoxicating lesson. Lord God on high, Dagoth Ur, divine Master of Morrowind and Dreamer of the World truely knows his ABC.

  • @stefanteisler
    @stefanteisler Рік тому +219

    "Have you seen the Twin Lamps? They're down in the Kwama Mines. Get to work you little fucking geckos."
    LMFAO

  • @supposedhumanmars
    @supposedhumanmars Рік тому +120

    "Cousin humping High Elves"
    I laughed so hard at that.

    • @Elyseon
      @Elyseon Рік тому +6

      They probably don't stop with just cousins either.

  • @ShasOSwoll
    @ShasOSwoll Рік тому +238

    0:20 "But you can just call me Lord Daddygoth because let's face it, I'm a much better father figure than your N'wah parents"

    • @kade7xx
      @kade7xx 8 місяців тому

      In my case, very much so

  • @SilverJ17
    @SilverJ17 Рік тому +314

    Dogs, horses, and normal cats are higher up on the Dagoth hierarchy than Khajiit and Argonians. That's hilarious. They're also on the same level as Orcs.

    • @reygonzalez4719
      @reygonzalez4719 Рік тому +28

      As it should be.

    • @normalhuman9878
      @normalhuman9878 Рік тому +3

      aren't normal cats also Khajit?

    • @Johnnyupside
      @Johnnyupside Рік тому

      You're forgetting the red guards

    • @CrniWuk
      @CrniWuk 10 місяців тому +5

      ​@@normalhuman9878only If they are on Skooma.

    • @shadow_b0itrash415
      @shadow_b0itrash415 10 місяців тому +2

      @@normalhuman9878 yeah but they dont smoke skooma all day and steal your things

  • @TheLateOreo
    @TheLateOreo Рік тому +68

    Dagoth Ur when I fall asleep in class: Sleepers awake!

  • @MadridMonarch
    @MadridMonarch Рік тому +69

    Drink every time you hear Dagoth say Argonian

    • @foisopracurtir6389
      @foisopracurtir6389 Рік тому +7

      Gor norf liker a Druink

    • @JargonMadjin
      @JargonMadjin Рік тому +20

      That's enough alcohol to poison you, ironically, if you're an argonian you'd be fine

    • @gabby3036
      @gabby3036 Рік тому +4

      *vomits in Dunmeri*

  • @TheBasedDepartment.
    @TheBasedDepartment. Рік тому +70

    Lord Dagoth, many members of the based department have been inquiring as to what your workout routine is.

  • @RLToughGuy
    @RLToughGuy Рік тому +214

    *Raises hand* Sir, you didn't set any homework.

  • @corsim5997
    @corsim5997 Рік тому +150

    the no bigotry rule is so funny, not because it's ironic, but because Dagoth Ur (the god) considers the second rule as a simple fact.

  • @nobodyspecial115
    @nobodyspecial115 Рік тому +81

    Never before have I heard the tale of the Chimer put so beautifully and elegant 😂

  • @Riley_Mundt
    @Riley_Mundt Рік тому +405

    As a substitute teacher I can confirm that none of this shit happens. There is no introduction. There is no class rule recital. We literally just butcher your name while taking attendance, hand out any assignments left by the teacher, and give the occasional nurse's pass. The most talking we do is taking attendance and saying "yes" when someone asks to go to the restroom.
    On another note, this was funny.

    • @Bosef88
      @Bosef88 Рік тому

      Pretty much. That and pray we don't get a class for a whole week filled with hormone fueled shit scamps who want to test your ability not to curse at teenagers.

    • @lonewanderer3219
      @lonewanderer3219 Рік тому +33

      Stop you violated the law

    • @Riley_Mundt
      @Riley_Mundt Рік тому

      @@lonewanderer3219 Hello, hack fraud.

    • @asedonii-chan8466
      @asedonii-chan8466 Рік тому +16

      As an actual substitute teacher, you’re either lying or doing your job wrong.

    • @Riley_Mundt
      @Riley_Mundt Рік тому +30

      @@asedonii-chan8466 I am a real substitute teacher. Every night I log into Aesop Absence Management to search for any open substitute contracts, primarily focusing on the intermediate and high school levels. It might just be the easiest job one could possibly have, second only to movie theater ticket-taker.

  • @SleepingSage308
    @SleepingSage308 Рік тому +100

    Hail, Lord Dagoth.
    Many blessings upon your most illustrious teaching ability.

  • @dagothur5595
    @dagothur5595 Рік тому +17

    You're welcome N'Wahs .

  • @woodsgump
    @woodsgump Рік тому +27

    Last night I just completed the main quest in Morrowind, wish I could’ve joined Dagoth Ur’s house as an outlander Nerevarine.

  • @ZakeandZach
    @ZakeandZach Рік тому +26

    I actually worked as a Substitute Teacher, how did I not think of this!

  • @TNTspaz
    @TNTspaz Рік тому +65

    I've watched a lot of these and I feel like the voice gets it so close but is missing just a few inflections. Especially playing Morrowind recently. Makes me appreciate the voice acting for Dagoth even more. It was so consistent that this is probably the best AI voice around

    • @HGeorge1993
      @HGeorge1993 Рік тому +6

      The people making these need to process the sound to remove the echo from the sample file too as it shows up in the AI voice too where it isn't always appropriate. Would love if the main guy could do some more lines of dagoth and help refine the AI.

    • @lcgiv4u
      @lcgiv4u Рік тому +4

      They need more “hwataya doin!?”

  • @cebfromthestreetsoftorn2886
    @cebfromthestreetsoftorn2886 Рік тому +39

    This was absolutely wonderful. Dagoth Ur telling it like it is.

  • @aspoonbentslightlytothelef6649
    @aspoonbentslightlytothelef6649 Рік тому +19

    The tilte alone tells me this video is gonna be great. Love this Dagoth Ur stuff. I unironically sleep to this stuff

  • @alienonlsd3209
    @alienonlsd3209 Рік тому +7

    3:24 great artwork and
    from bottom left to upper right.
    Azura, Sheogorath/Jyggalagg, Peryite, Hircine, Nocturnal, Namira, Boethiah, Hermaeus Mora, Meridia, Malacath, Vaermina, Sanguine, Mehrunes Dagon, Molag Bal, Clavicus Vile and Mephala.

  • @EchoWhiskey11
    @EchoWhiskey11 Рік тому +77

    Good to see Lord Dagoth Ur's admission to Hogwarts went so well he got a teaching gig. I couldn't think of anyone more qualified to influence young minds.

  • @bridgetbrennan6615
    @bridgetbrennan6615 Рік тому +16

    Please I need more of Dagoth Ur’s classes. They’ve given me more information about lore than any of the wiki pages.

  • @davidistvanovic
    @davidistvanovic Рік тому +19

    O yes I am glad Dagoth finally teaches those kids how to not be an N'wah with Dagoth's guidance we can return 6th house and tribe unmourned to glory that is Dagoth Ur. This lecture is truly enlightening.

  • @NathanMarcusSPhua
    @NathanMarcusSPhua Рік тому +3

    1:33 What a grand and intoxicating lack of Self-Awareness.

  • @Shatnerpossum
    @Shatnerpossum Рік тому +16

    Uh Mister Dagoth, wasn't this class supposed to be about calculus?

  • @FentonSteele
    @FentonSteele Рік тому +9

    BASK IN THE MAMMARIAN GLORY

  • @Drakuba
    @Drakuba Рік тому +6

    i see this entire skit as canon and nobody can convince me otherwise

  • @anthony4308
    @anthony4308 2 місяці тому +2

    All honor to the sixth house and the tribe unmourned

  • @Aladayle
    @Aladayle Рік тому +40

    Mooom, the teacher didn't wear a shirt today...also they have this weird gold headgear...
    Mom: that's a religious thing, dear, don't ask questions about it
    A+ work as usual man

  • @TheBeef2487
    @TheBeef2487 Рік тому +5

    Yours is hands down the best of the Dagoth channels. Keep it coming!

  • @Wenjo936
    @Wenjo936 Рік тому +4

    31 years old. never met dagoth ur in morrowind YET!
    how is this so nostalgic tho

  • @Joshuazx
    @Joshuazx 3 місяці тому +2

    "beast folk aren't people."
    You heard him furies.

    • @MeepChangeling
      @MeepChangeling Місяць тому

      Yeah well, we sort of design, build, and maintain the internet so...

    • @Joshuazx
      @Joshuazx Місяць тому

      @@MeepChangeling What o.O?

  • @VS-is1gc
    @VS-is1gc Рік тому +7

    Dagoth at DMV would be hilarious

  • @aymenbeltv720
    @aymenbeltv720 Рік тому +7

    Dummer evolution by breast
    The best way

  • @samuelclark5491
    @samuelclark5491 Рік тому +3

    This was so hilarious. I absolutely love your channel. Keep uploading guys. Also, I suggest a series where Double DDagoth visits all the cities and gives his opinions on them. The spring break videos could be finished by doing this. Absolutely hilarious video

  • @CrniWuk
    @CrniWuk 10 місяців тому +1

    This makes a lot of sense since Dagoth has actually lived trough the history that others just teach. And some, like the mongrel empire techears, also lie about.

  • @Haggysack2k8
    @Haggysack2k8 Рік тому +4

    There is no way i will apply to rule #1 ... I worship her mighty greatness, Azura and no one else *BY AZURA BY AZURA BY AZURA!*

  • @darkraiking555
    @darkraiking555 6 місяців тому +1

    I'm behind the idea that instead of the Heart of Lorkhan being destroyed, Nerevar just told Dagoth to chill out and stop corpus and cult stuff and try to get a regular job.

  • @azrae6308
    @azrae6308 Рік тому +4

    Thanks Dagoth i feel already smarter.

  • @GunterThePenguinHatesHugs
    @GunterThePenguinHatesHugs 8 місяців тому +2

    The most hilarious part is how khajits and argonians _insist_ on wearing clothes, like they're _people_ or something 😂😂😂

  • @colethestranger5905
    @colethestranger5905 10 місяців тому +1

    40 seconds in, and I'm on the floor laughing

  • @DrarayneThelas
    @DrarayneThelas Рік тому +1

    I just screamed out loud my lord 😂 you spat Notorious Thugz so eloquently and so graciously, my inner Sixth House Thug came out. We ballin, M’Lord

  • @jamesbodger8391
    @jamesbodger8391 14 годин тому

    I could listen to him explain lore all day 😂

  • @federalepps
    @federalepps Рік тому +4

    My favorite part was skipping over pissing off azura.

  • @tacticalbondsh
    @tacticalbondsh 9 місяців тому

    I love how Daddy Dagoth makes these history lessons fun and entertaining as well as informative!

  • @MBP1918
    @MBP1918 Рік тому +6

    Wish I had this class

  • @Ragnarok-ot2tq
    @Ragnarok-ot2tq Рік тому +8

    Ngl id rather listen to this then actual school topics 😂

  • @PotooBurd
    @PotooBurd 10 місяців тому +1

    Praise be to the sixth house 🙌

  • @FanOfMostEverything
    @FanOfMostEverything Рік тому

    I have happily and eagerly added "A Lamentable Junta of False Gods" to my list of great band and album names. Thank you for that.

  • @TheBlackSokka
    @TheBlackSokka Рік тому +4

    Did he quote Biggie in Notorious Thugs?😂 1:44

  • @StudSupreme
    @StudSupreme Рік тому +1

    Subscribed to the channel. This is hilariously ROCKIN'!

  • @skylordthe1st
    @skylordthe1st Рік тому +1

    Thank you for the class dagoth I learned so much

  • @darkarchon7793
    @darkarchon7793 Рік тому +5

    3:39-3:57 understandable

  • @azadisoleil6319
    @azadisoleil6319 Рік тому +1

    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH, THAT is why they’re the good daedra. Can’t say I blame him.

  • @gwendolynsnyder463
    @gwendolynsnyder463 Рік тому +1

    "Don't worry, it's not like I'm running a cult or anything, I don't even sell NFTs."
    Uhm, kay?

  • @libaedunto4875
    @libaedunto4875 9 місяців тому +1

    the argonian kid on a scholarship sitting in the back: :-|

  • @hadriusreznor3247
    @hadriusreznor3247 Рік тому +1

    Amazing, I have always played as a Dunmer, finally Dagoth Ur explained me the reason !

  • @cowboydan507
    @cowboydan507 Рік тому +1

    I wish I had Dagoth Ur as my teacher in high school.

  • @shaymontemorra5039
    @shaymontemorra5039 10 місяців тому

    LOVE the B.I.G. reference! Cheers to more great content, Dreamer!

  • @FelineRed
    @FelineRed Рік тому

    Woke up the house with my hysterical laughter at 1:34 mark

  • @ZackarySchejbalCODBO2RGM2
    @ZackarySchejbalCODBO2RGM2 Рік тому +3

    Dagoth! Can you teach us about all the chaos gods from the Warhammer 40k universe?!

  • @kennyhagan5781
    @kennyhagan5781 6 місяців тому

    I doubt that he would have had an easy time in my old high school....lots and lots of freaky people.

  • @Ryan91487
    @Ryan91487 6 місяців тому

    Times he said Argonian in his 2nd rule: 10
    Times he said Khajiit in his 2nd rule: 6

  • @bolsahueca
    @bolsahueca Рік тому +2

    This could be a mini serie

  • @MichaelRains-s6s
    @MichaelRains-s6s Рік тому

    My new favorite channel

  • @Castillo_yunko76
    @Castillo_yunko76 Рік тому

    This would be like, Greek gods talking shit about each other behind their backs.

  • @VorynDagoth
    @VorynDagoth Рік тому

    I always wondered if there was a connection between veloth immediately ditching the aedra and the good daedra's daggerfall sprites

  • @Impericalevidence
    @Impericalevidence Рік тому

    Wait... "Lord, god on high, and dreamer of the world?" And I can call you that? Wow, man. Come nerevar, my star and moon? Come, to this place."
    Oh dagoth, we do not deserve you.

  • @ng855
    @ng855 8 місяців тому

    The teacher caught a nasty case of rockjoint

  • @richardplinkett4956
    @richardplinkett4956 Рік тому +5

    Can you even call this a meme? What a grand and intoxicating innocence. Even the lowest quality AI Dagoth vids are better than most of the garbage on Netflix.

  • @fightthepowerman
    @fightthepowerman 9 місяців тому

    This is my new favourite UA-camr

  • @VanwolfsterLycan
    @VanwolfsterLycan Рік тому

    Take a drink every time he says Argonian(s).

  • @Fishtyi
    @Fishtyi Рік тому +6

    I wish Daddy【Lord God on high Dagoth Ur divine master of Morrowind and dreamer of the world】would grab my Dagoth 😳😳😳😳😳😳

  • @bigdumbanimolgaming2108
    @bigdumbanimolgaming2108 Рік тому

    NGL I’m addicted to your Dagoth.

  • @ReformedSauron
    @ReformedSauron Рік тому +2

    The moment he said it was time for science class and to open a book, I knew it was going to be a the racial philogyny book.
    Classic Dagoth.

  • @velkonemriam1935
    @velkonemriam1935 5 місяців тому

    We need a continuation of this Substitute teacher Dagoth Ur

  • @Nihility1
    @Nihility1 Рік тому

    edging to this, almost about to explode

  • @LololoriShow
    @LololoriShow Рік тому +2

    BOOBIES!!😂😂

  • @GrimmHood
    @GrimmHood Рік тому

    Thank you for this enlightening lecture, Lord Dagoth. I now know how to skin a Khajiit.

  • @jessicajones5793
    @jessicajones5793 Рік тому

    Forgive me lord God on high, Dagoth Ur , master of Morrowind and Dreamer of the world, I too had to hold back a laugh at the mention of said micro-peepees and further distraction of the most mammerous of divine beings when I wish I was him as well 😅

  • @CT-do4es
    @CT-do4es 20 днів тому

    They hated him because he spoke the truth.

  • @rexmagi4606
    @rexmagi4606 Рік тому

    The Biggie quote was unexpected and glorious. Maybe he really is God.

  • @seanb.6793
    @seanb.6793 23 дні тому

    I’m near retirement- I should go sub and introduce myself that way 😂

  • @leicao7921
    @leicao7921 7 місяців тому

    It is interesting that when Veloth was ultimately regarded as a "saint" by the Tribunal Temple, he was actually receiving a downgrade. A Prophet is at a higher level than a Saint.

  • @Jeb-Slim-Jonson-mb3qx
    @Jeb-Slim-Jonson-mb3qx 6 місяців тому

    Sexiest man in Vvardenfell is a substitute teacher 😳

  • @iza9215
    @iza9215 Рік тому +1

    chapter 1 : beast folk arent people

  • @jeniskindof
    @jeniskindof Рік тому +1

    Is he going to teach us how to make skooma for chemistry ?

  • @neleal1997
    @neleal1997 Рік тому

    1:46 was that a Notorious B.I.G reference? Lmao

  • @KielCrassus
    @KielCrassus 9 місяців тому

    Obviously only teaching dark elves.

  • @CannedShrimp
    @CannedShrimp Рік тому +2

    Dagoth-chans a little salty that my scaly Argonian ass wiped the floor with him and his precious heart

  • @kw8295
    @kw8295 Рік тому

    I feel like Dagoth would actually be a good substitute teacher.

  • @loficonnoisseur3995
    @loficonnoisseur3995 Рік тому

    You know it’s fucked that I’m playing Skyrim as I’m watching this 1:06 🦎 and this part hurts me specifically

  • @josephfusco7941
    @josephfusco7941 Рік тому

    Now imagine Dagoth Ur, but 7 of him and with 7 lifetimes of hate. Now go play Dominions.

  • @larion2336
    @larion2336 Рік тому +1

    This was great.

  • @gunnsleemotamer4099
    @gunnsleemotamer4099 6 місяців тому

    Mr Dagoth Ur, what about being a Dwemer?

  • @alexrusty2012
    @alexrusty2012 9 місяців тому

    I want more of Lord God on high, Dagoth Ur, divine Master of Morrowind and Dreamer of the World's lectures. Will he cover Chapter 6 in the near dream-able future?

  • @humpteedumptee8629
    @humpteedumptee8629 11 місяців тому

    he put house cats and dogs above the beast folk lol.

  • @Dalton791000
    @Dalton791000 Рік тому +1

    Keep making these

  • @MindrapeJr
    @MindrapeJr Рік тому

    I would love further lessons from Lord Dagoth Ur. Get him as a permanant teacher!