Me when an argonian points that out: “Lord God on high, Dagoth Ur, divine Master of Morrowind and Dreamer of the World, there’s a farm tool in class with us.””
Dogs, horses, and normal cats are higher up on the Dagoth hierarchy than Khajiit and Argonians. That's hilarious. They're also on the same level as Orcs.
As a substitute teacher I can confirm that none of this shit happens. There is no introduction. There is no class rule recital. We literally just butcher your name while taking attendance, hand out any assignments left by the teacher, and give the occasional nurse's pass. The most talking we do is taking attendance and saying "yes" when someone asks to go to the restroom. On another note, this was funny.
Pretty much. That and pray we don't get a class for a whole week filled with hormone fueled shit scamps who want to test your ability not to curse at teenagers.
@@asedonii-chan8466 I am a real substitute teacher. Every night I log into Aesop Absence Management to search for any open substitute contracts, primarily focusing on the intermediate and high school levels. It might just be the easiest job one could possibly have, second only to movie theater ticket-taker.
Mooom, the teacher didn't wear a shirt today...also they have this weird gold headgear... Mom: that's a religious thing, dear, don't ask questions about it A+ work as usual man
I've watched a lot of these and I feel like the voice gets it so close but is missing just a few inflections. Especially playing Morrowind recently. Makes me appreciate the voice acting for Dagoth even more. It was so consistent that this is probably the best AI voice around
The people making these need to process the sound to remove the echo from the sample file too as it shows up in the AI voice too where it isn't always appropriate. Would love if the main guy could do some more lines of dagoth and help refine the AI.
Good to see Lord Dagoth Ur's admission to Hogwarts went so well he got a teaching gig. I couldn't think of anyone more qualified to influence young minds.
O yes I am glad Dagoth finally teaches those kids how to not be an N'wah with Dagoth's guidance we can return 6th house and tribe unmourned to glory that is Dagoth Ur. This lecture is truly enlightening.
3:24 great artwork and from bottom left to upper right. Azura, Sheogorath/Jyggalagg, Peryite, Hircine, Nocturnal, Namira, Boethiah, Hermaeus Mora, Meridia, Malacath, Vaermina, Sanguine, Mehrunes Dagon, Molag Bal, Clavicus Vile and Mephala.
This was so hilarious. I absolutely love your channel. Keep uploading guys. Also, I suggest a series where Double DDagoth visits all the cities and gives his opinions on them. The spring break videos could be finished by doing this. Absolutely hilarious video
This makes a lot of sense since Dagoth has actually lived trough the history that others just teach. And some, like the mongrel empire techears, also lie about.
Can you even call this a meme? What a grand and intoxicating innocence. Even the lowest quality AI Dagoth vids are better than most of the garbage on Netflix.
I'm behind the idea that instead of the Heart of Lorkhan being destroyed, Nerevar just told Dagoth to chill out and stop corpus and cult stuff and try to get a regular job.
It is interesting that when Veloth was ultimately regarded as a "saint" by the Tribunal Temple, he was actually receiving a downgrade. A Prophet is at a higher level than a Saint.
Forgive me lord God on high, Dagoth Ur , master of Morrowind and Dreamer of the world, I too had to hold back a laugh at the mention of said micro-peepees and further distraction of the most mammerous of divine beings when I wish I was him as well 😅
Wait... "Lord, god on high, and dreamer of the world?" And I can call you that? Wow, man. Come nerevar, my star and moon? Come, to this place." Oh dagoth, we do not deserve you.
"Guys... I don't think the new teacher likes Argonians..."
Me when an argonian points that out: “Lord God on high, Dagoth Ur, divine Master of Morrowind and Dreamer of the World, there’s a farm tool in class with us.””
@@asedonii-chan8466Hippity hoppity lizards are property...😂
not entirely true, some of his favorite slaves were argonians
Is that a problem?
What gave it away?
What a grand and intoxicating lesson. Lord God on high, Dagoth Ur, divine Master of Morrowind and Dreamer of the World truely knows his ABC.
Truly*
Plo
"Have you seen the Twin Lamps? They're down in the Kwama Mines. Get to work you little fucking geckos."
LMFAO
0:20 "But you can just call me Lord Daddygoth because let's face it, I'm a much better father figure than your N'wah parents"
In my case, very much so
"Cousin humping High Elves"
I laughed so hard at that.
They probably don't stop with just cousins either.
Dogs, horses, and normal cats are higher up on the Dagoth hierarchy than Khajiit and Argonians. That's hilarious. They're also on the same level as Orcs.
As it should be.
aren't normal cats also Khajit?
You're forgetting the red guards
@@normalhuman9878only If they are on Skooma.
@@normalhuman9878 yeah but they dont smoke skooma all day and steal your things
Dagoth Ur when I fall asleep in class: Sleepers awake!
Drink every time you hear Dagoth say Argonian
Gor norf liker a Druink
That's enough alcohol to poison you, ironically, if you're an argonian you'd be fine
*vomits in Dunmeri*
Lord Dagoth, many members of the based department have been inquiring as to what your workout routine is.
As a substitute teacher I can confirm that none of this shit happens. There is no introduction. There is no class rule recital. We literally just butcher your name while taking attendance, hand out any assignments left by the teacher, and give the occasional nurse's pass. The most talking we do is taking attendance and saying "yes" when someone asks to go to the restroom.
On another note, this was funny.
Pretty much. That and pray we don't get a class for a whole week filled with hormone fueled shit scamps who want to test your ability not to curse at teenagers.
Stop you violated the law
@@lonewanderer3219 Hello, hack fraud.
As an actual substitute teacher, you’re either lying or doing your job wrong.
@@asedonii-chan8466 I am a real substitute teacher. Every night I log into Aesop Absence Management to search for any open substitute contracts, primarily focusing on the intermediate and high school levels. It might just be the easiest job one could possibly have, second only to movie theater ticket-taker.
*Raises hand* Sir, you didn't set any homework.
You…..
That's during the sleeping hours
The whole class hates you now
😡🔪💀
Homework is for non titty lovers
the no bigotry rule is so funny, not because it's ironic, but because Dagoth Ur (the god) considers the second rule as a simple fact.
Never before have I heard the tale of the Chimer put so beautifully and elegant 😂
I never thought I’d hear Dagoth Ur say ‘microscopic pee-pees’ out loud, but here the fuck we are.
Thanks, piss boys.
Chickens should be on top of the pyramid, too. You touch them and the whole realm goes abso-fucking-lotely batshit crazy.
I didn't know Dagoth Ur went to Hyrule
Hail, Lord Dagoth.
Many blessings upon your most illustrious teaching ability.
You're welcome N'Wahs .
Mooom, the teacher didn't wear a shirt today...also they have this weird gold headgear...
Mom: that's a religious thing, dear, don't ask questions about it
A+ work as usual man
Last night I just completed the main quest in Morrowind, wish I could’ve joined Dagoth Ur’s house as an outlander Nerevarine.
I actually worked as a Substitute Teacher, how did I not think of this!
This was absolutely wonderful. Dagoth Ur telling it like it is.
I've watched a lot of these and I feel like the voice gets it so close but is missing just a few inflections. Especially playing Morrowind recently. Makes me appreciate the voice acting for Dagoth even more. It was so consistent that this is probably the best AI voice around
The people making these need to process the sound to remove the echo from the sample file too as it shows up in the AI voice too where it isn't always appropriate. Would love if the main guy could do some more lines of dagoth and help refine the AI.
They need more “hwataya doin!?”
The tilte alone tells me this video is gonna be great. Love this Dagoth Ur stuff. I unironically sleep to this stuff
Please I need more of Dagoth Ur’s classes. They’ve given me more information about lore than any of the wiki pages.
Good to see Lord Dagoth Ur's admission to Hogwarts went so well he got a teaching gig. I couldn't think of anyone more qualified to influence young minds.
BASK IN THE MAMMARIAN GLORY
O yes I am glad Dagoth finally teaches those kids how to not be an N'wah with Dagoth's guidance we can return 6th house and tribe unmourned to glory that is Dagoth Ur. This lecture is truly enlightening.
By Azura, it is!
Uh Mister Dagoth, wasn't this class supposed to be about calculus?
i see this entire skit as canon and nobody can convince me otherwise
3:24 great artwork and
from bottom left to upper right.
Azura, Sheogorath/Jyggalagg, Peryite, Hircine, Nocturnal, Namira, Boethiah, Hermaeus Mora, Meridia, Malacath, Vaermina, Sanguine, Mehrunes Dagon, Molag Bal, Clavicus Vile and Mephala.
What a grand and intoxicating way to honour the sixth house and the tribe unmourned.
Dummer evolution by breast
The best way
Yours is hands down the best of the Dagoth channels. Keep it coming!
Dagoth at DMV would be hilarious
This was so hilarious. I absolutely love your channel. Keep uploading guys. Also, I suggest a series where Double DDagoth visits all the cities and gives his opinions on them. The spring break videos could be finished by doing this. Absolutely hilarious video
31 years old. never met dagoth ur in morrowind YET!
how is this so nostalgic tho
Subscribed to the channel. This is hilariously ROCKIN'!
Wish I had this class
My new favorite channel
40 seconds in, and I'm on the floor laughing
LOVE the B.I.G. reference! Cheers to more great content, Dreamer!
Ngl id rather listen to this then actual school topics 😂
Praise be to the sixth house 🙌
This is my new favourite UA-camr
good shit as always keep em coming
There is no way i will apply to rule #1 ... I worship her mighty greatness, Azura and no one else *BY AZURA BY AZURA BY AZURA!*
Thanks Dagoth i feel already smarter.
I love how Daddy Dagoth makes these history lessons fun and entertaining as well as informative!
1:33 What a grand and intoxicating lack of Self-Awareness.
Thank you for the class dagoth I learned so much
that's fucking great lesson I knew some parta but it broadenmy understanding much more, thank you great lord dagoth
My favorite part was skipping over pissing off azura.
I have happily and eagerly added "A Lamentable Junta of False Gods" to my list of great band and album names. Thank you for that.
Keep making these
The most hilarious part is how khajits and argonians _insist_ on wearing clothes, like they're _people_ or something 😂😂😂
Not even one minute in and I'm already laughing my ass off
I just screamed out loud my lord 😂 you spat Notorious Thugz so eloquently and so graciously, my inner Sixth House Thug came out. We ballin, M’Lord
NGL I’m addicted to your Dagoth.
I wish I had Dagoth Ur as my teacher in high school.
the argonian kid on a scholarship sitting in the back: :-|
The teacher caught a nasty case of rockjoint
This makes a lot of sense since Dagoth has actually lived trough the history that others just teach. And some, like the mongrel empire techears, also lie about.
This was great.
This could be a mini serie
How can you make this good of a content so consistently. Had me laughing at Daddy D for 7 minutes
Can you even call this a meme? What a grand and intoxicating innocence. Even the lowest quality AI Dagoth vids are better than most of the garbage on Netflix.
3:39-3:57 understandable
I'm behind the idea that instead of the Heart of Lorkhan being destroyed, Nerevar just told Dagoth to chill out and stop corpus and cult stuff and try to get a regular job.
I doubt that he would have had an easy time in my old high school....lots and lots of freaky people.
Amazing, I have always played as a Dunmer, finally Dagoth Ur explained me the reason !
I wish Daddy【Lord God on high Dagoth Ur divine master of Morrowind and dreamer of the world】would grab my Dagoth 😳😳😳😳😳😳
So good.
Dagoth! Can you teach us about all the chaos gods from the Warhammer 40k universe?!
10 times. I think he hates swamp lizards
edging to this, almost about to explode
Did he quote Biggie in Notorious Thugs?😂 1:44
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH, THAT is why they’re the good daedra. Can’t say I blame him.
Thank you for this enlightening lecture, Lord Dagoth. I now know how to skin a Khajiit.
A true way to honor the tribe unmourned
BOOBIES!!😂😂
Obviously only teaching dark elves.
Times he said Argonian in his 2nd rule: 10
Times he said Khajiit in his 2nd rule: 6
"Don't worry, it's not like I'm running a cult or anything, I don't even sell NFTs."
Uhm, kay?
Mr Dagoth Ur, what about being a Dwemer?
Sexiest man in Vvardenfell is a substitute teacher 😳
I always wondered if there was a connection between veloth immediately ditching the aedra and the good daedra's daggerfall sprites
I would love further lessons from Lord Dagoth Ur. Get him as a permanant teacher!
Finally
It is interesting that when Veloth was ultimately regarded as a "saint" by the Tribunal Temple, he was actually receiving a downgrade. A Prophet is at a higher level than a Saint.
Woke up the house with my hysterical laughter at 1:34 mark
I kinda need Dagoth the Substitute as a subseries
chapter 1 : beast folk arent people
Forgive me lord God on high, Dagoth Ur , master of Morrowind and Dreamer of the world, I too had to hold back a laugh at the mention of said micro-peepees and further distraction of the most mammerous of divine beings when I wish I was him as well 😅
I feel like Dagoth would actually be a good substitute teacher.
Me being an argonian
he put house cats and dogs above the beast folk lol.
Take a drink every time he says Argonian(s).
Wait... "Lord, god on high, and dreamer of the world?" And I can call you that? Wow, man. Come nerevar, my star and moon? Come, to this place."
Oh dagoth, we do not deserve you.
The Biggie quote was unexpected and glorious. Maybe he really is God.
Is he going to teach us how to make skooma for chemistry ?