The Dagoth Ur Podcast #1 - Joe Rogan

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  • Опубліковано 23 гру 2024

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  • @reallychadical
    @reallychadical 3 місяці тому +380

    Have you ever asked yourself why the High Elves have been kicked out of 109 empires?

    • @mortemtyrannus8813
      @mortemtyrannus8813 3 місяці тому +31

      Mere coincidence, taur.

    • @alexsm3882
      @alexsm3882 3 місяці тому +2

      It's not racist to point out verifiable facts, like the fact that wherever high elves go to settle, crime rates shoot up astronomically.

    • @frauleinhohenzollern
      @frauleinhohenzollern 3 місяці тому +63

      110, Afghanistan recently expelled them too. The elves I mean

    • @Sol1ta1re
      @Sol1ta1re 3 місяці тому +2

      Maldives as well

    • @peterchenbutterbrot278
      @peterchenbutterbrot278 25 днів тому +1

      @@frauleinhohenzollern then it should be 112, because 109 was before panama (i think,something south american) and quatar recently

  • @sanshans7604
    @sanshans7604 3 місяці тому +345

    This is how you honor the sixth house and tribe un-mourned

    • @frauleinhohenzollern
      @frauleinhohenzollern 3 місяці тому +22

      House dagoth was demographically replaced.

    • @XXLiquidcyanideXX
      @XXLiquidcyanideXX 3 місяці тому +16

      Joe has such a grand and intoxicating innocence, even for a n'wah

    • @Idontwannashutup
      @Idontwannashutup 2 місяці тому +2

      @@XXLiquidcyanideXXn’wahs in paris

  • @HoisinCrispyOwl
    @HoisinCrispyOwl 3 місяці тому +136

    This is exceptionally based. A cultural masterpiece of our time.

    • @Sol1ta1re
      @Sol1ta1re 3 місяці тому

      The ADL has been alerted to your support for outdated baseless slander coming out of a washed up ex-Tribunal hermit that hangs out in his masturbation volcano all century

  • @lovecraftscat2420
    @lovecraftscat2420 3 місяці тому +114

    Come Nerevar, isn’t it baffling that Nords and imperials continue to flee cities overrun by Redguards, yet still elect Kings that support policies favoring Redguards?

    • @lukaspumo3498
      @lukaspumo3498 2 місяці тому +2

      Bro wtf 😂

    • @BigDongEmperor
      @BigDongEmperor 2 місяці тому +4

      The Nords and Imperials doomed themselves the second they allowed women to have a political voice

    • @WillK1349.
      @WillK1349. Місяць тому +2

      Right?!?!?!

  • @aboodyal-ani3242
    @aboodyal-ani3242 3 місяці тому +142

    3 hour pod cast of Dagoth Ur (as well as some outlander).
    This pleases the sixth house and the tribe unmourned.

  • @Noticer115
    @Noticer115 3 місяці тому +132

    The High elves will call you anti-Altmeric but never wrong.

    • @mk6315
      @mk6315 Місяць тому +7

      Around elves, watch yourselves

  • @ViktorReznov1945
    @ViktorReznov1945 3 місяці тому +112

    Never get comfortable around redguards…

    • @Sol1ta1re
      @Sol1ta1re 3 місяці тому +3

      Odd I haven’t seen much of them in the Thieve’s guild

    • @ViktorReznov1945
      @ViktorReznov1945 3 місяці тому +13

      @@Sol1ta1re not even the guild wants to be associated…

    • @scutumfidelis1436
      @scutumfidelis1436 2 місяці тому +4

      ​@@Sol1ta1reThat's because they are more suited to mugging, what the thieves guild does is patience, planning and strategy to make the big scores.

    • @senorbob2909
      @senorbob2909 25 днів тому +1

      @@scutumfidelis1436 Hmmm, I'm sure there are bandit camps thinking "We'd prefer an Argonian"

  • @PsuedoIssac-to3ff
    @PsuedoIssac-to3ff 3 місяці тому +88

    BY AZZURA! I can't believe you dropped a full length podcast on dagoth lmao. What a grand and intoxicating show truly a work of art.

  • @eljerc5894
    @eljerc5894 3 місяці тому +116

    The High Elves must be stopped .. I'm sick of pretending they are Our Ally.. They will destroy it All ❤

    • @arkgaharandan5881
      @arkgaharandan5881 3 місяці тому

      they are responsible for pretty much everything including yasuke which was never real, the feminist movement in japan and 72 made up genders.

    • @frauleinhohenzollern
      @frauleinhohenzollern 3 місяці тому

      Nothing will be done. Over 100 times they've been expelled. And they come back and give more power each time

    • @Sol1ta1re
      @Sol1ta1re 3 місяці тому +12

      Worse than the chimpan- I mean orcs

    • @arkgaharandan5881
      @arkgaharandan5881 3 місяці тому +13

      youtube has removed so many comments on this post.

  • @SoullessAIMusic
    @SoullessAIMusic 3 місяці тому +54

    I heard the Argonian started stealing common household pets and eating them.

    • @67tedward
      @67tedward 2 місяці тому +10

      An Argonian ate my Guar!

    • @Mizra-dq3lj
      @Mizra-dq3lj Місяць тому +4

      They're eating the dogs!

    • @Mephilis78
      @Mephilis78 23 дні тому +2

      One of them ate my bantam guar, and my neighbor's Breton terrier.

  • @GrimmGaming3000
    @GrimmGaming3000 3 місяці тому +63

    Wow, this is great. And of course Dwemer oil couldn’t melt enchanted steel beams.

    • @exquisitedoomlapointe185
      @exquisitedoomlapointe185 3 місяці тому +7

      Daggoth is lying! He's ignoring tensile strength of enchanted steel!

    • @Sol1ta1re
      @Sol1ta1re 3 місяці тому +10

      Curious why they were flasks of oil and explosive runes remnants found in the rubble

    • @grimace4257
      @grimace4257 2 місяці тому +3

      All known magic skipped a beat that day. That piece of numidium that broke off and leveled that building down the street where possibly crucial evidence against the aldmeri elders of you-know-where was being held… cmon man

  • @trappydoos
    @trappydoos 3 місяці тому +37

    "Despite only making up 13% of the imperial population, redguards have committed 51.2% of all murder and non-negligent homicide within the empire four years ago" - his majesty the awakened lord of the sixth house Dagoth Ur, unified imperial calendar 69,420

  • @hughgrection7246
    @hughgrection7246 3 місяці тому +92

    We really got Dagoth Ur on Joe Rogan before GTA VI

    • @Mephilis78
      @Mephilis78 3 місяці тому +13

      Before Elder Scrolls VI

    • @pokermitten9795
      @pokermitten9795 3 місяці тому +1

      Before Final Fantasy VI remake

    • @TrishChan180
      @TrishChan180 3 місяці тому +20

      No we didn't, we got Joe Rogan on the Dagoth Ur podcast.

    • @tomokorporation7959
      @tomokorporation7959 3 місяці тому +1

      @@TrishChan180 thanks

  • @alexsm3882
    @alexsm3882 3 місяці тому +158

    *Half of these comments:* People playing along ironically
    *Other half:* People disguising their racist beliefs in Tamrielic lore

    • @mediokay
      @mediokay 3 місяці тому +40

      Cant stand em. I regret getting my khajiit neighbors jailed, now redguards moved in. At least the khajiit were quiet

    • @Sol1ta1re
      @Sol1ta1re 3 місяці тому +20

      Name one good thing that has come out of Hammerfell; one thing the Redguards have invented

    • @metron_1991
      @metron_1991 2 місяці тому +2

      no better than orcs tbh

    • @mortemtyrannus8813
      @mortemtyrannus8813 Місяць тому +9

      @@Sol1ta1re Allegedly, they invented silence. Now if only the Redguards could remember how to produce it, we'd all be happier.

    • @swevixeh
      @swevixeh Місяць тому

      The empire needs to fall in order to free the Imperials, Nords and Bretons from their genocidal tyrants.

  • @thespider7898
    @thespider7898 3 місяці тому +29

    I immediately checked to see if there was an episode 2, this is so damned amazing

  • @thedude7319
    @thedude7319 3 місяці тому +39

    This is disturbingly well done...

    • @Sol1ta1re
      @Sol1ta1re 3 місяці тому +2

      Dude’s a genius

  • @lovecraftscat2420
    @lovecraftscat2420 3 місяці тому +102

    We Nords and Imperials use the “ hard R “ when calling them Redguards.

  • @tronjavolta
    @tronjavolta 3 місяці тому +54

    1:59:06 how would you feel if you didnt smoke skooma this morning?" "but i did smoke skooma this morning" said the orc, confused.

    • @lordodin5755
      @lordodin5755 2 місяці тому +16

      See i visted a redguards house and his destruction magic detector kept chirping.

    • @Mephilis78
      @Mephilis78 23 дні тому

      Only if the question was asked within 15 seconds of said Orc smoking skooma.

    • @grimace4257
      @grimace4257 2 дні тому

      @@lordodin5755
      _“The redguard wasn’t able to fathom that the noise in his shack somehow correlated to his stash of purloined soul gems.”_

  • @DukeBluedevil70
    @DukeBluedevil70 3 місяці тому +19

    Dude, it's crazy you were able to get it to the 3 hour episode. I've been commenting about the potential for this video for a while now and it's awesome to finally see it. I've said it many times but yours are the only AI videos that aren't completely cringe and embarrassing.

  • @dotseth6492
    @dotseth6492 3 місяці тому +80

    Full length! Awesome

    • @Sol1ta1re
      @Sol1ta1re 3 місяці тому +4

      This is one of the best things ever made

  • @Shankatron
    @Shankatron 3 місяці тому +23

    Legitimately flows like a real conversation between a Wikipedia expert and a sixth house fanatic.

  • @parastroika2393
    @parastroika2393 3 місяці тому +108

    The Altmer cries out in pain as he strikes you

    • @thefranken-thing
      @thefranken-thing 3 місяці тому +15

      That's probably from the 20% reflect spell I cast every time I see an Altmer: just in case.

    • @lukemorgan6166
      @lukemorgan6166 3 місяці тому +5

      @@thefranken-thing I'd find a spell to stop them stealing your wallet during the scuffle

    • @thefranken-thing
      @thefranken-thing 3 місяці тому +4

      ​@@lukemorgan6166I just speak teh secret phrase: HANDS OFF!

    • @Sol1ta1re
      @Sol1ta1re 3 місяці тому

      Know your place goy

    • @monoriada117
      @monoriada117 Місяць тому +3

      They call you antimer, but they will never call you a liar.

  • @stevenmackey582
    @stevenmackey582 3 місяці тому +37

    This is what we subscribed for!

    • @Loki087
      @Loki087 3 місяці тому +4

      💯

  • @ReptilianConman
    @ReptilianConman 3 місяці тому +37

    Oh my Dagoth... Memecave has truly blessed us on this day

    • @Sol1ta1re
      @Sol1ta1re 3 місяці тому +1

      Blessed by Azura

  • @theantil7
    @theantil7 3 місяці тому +33

    Now *THIS* is what we need

  • @Mephilis78
    @Mephilis78 3 місяці тому +28

    I feel like the bumper music should be Dagothwave

  • @edarizmendi
    @edarizmendi 3 місяці тому +47

    BROOOOOOOOOOOOOO FINALY!!!!!!!!!!

  • @TheLuigiBrother77
    @TheLuigiBrother77 3 місяці тому +13

    1:21:30 Joe mistakenly saying highland elves is fucking genius

  • @capitaldcolon1795
    @capitaldcolon1795 3 місяці тому +20

    Watched the whole three hours and dont regret a second of it. ❤️🤣

  • @OrroHelhammer
    @OrroHelhammer 3 місяці тому +16

    Im glad someone is finally talking about the crime coming out of the orc strongholds! Talos i heard people from markarth were getting their pets taken and sacrifices by the reachmen (or those "people" from hammerfall)! This wouldn't be happening if the bid for the high king was stolen from Ulfric Stormcloak the rightful king of skyrim

  • @YouSoRusso
    @YouSoRusso 3 місяці тому +13

    This is so reminiscent of the classic GTA talk radio stations and I am so here for it ❤

    • @nullvoid3990
      @nullvoid3990 2 місяці тому +2

      It's better at least than v and most of rdr2

  • @RAD5brandon
    @RAD5brandon 3 місяці тому +11

    Your characterization of Dagoth Ur is amazing.

  • @joeburch6754
    @joeburch6754 3 місяці тому +39

    It's these damn videos that make me want to play TES games. I want to more adequately direct my hate and adoration toward the right Tamrielic races.

    • @tucc2901
      @tucc2901 3 місяці тому +3

      The 'right' Tamrielic races is crazy

  • @TheAnnoyingF2P
    @TheAnnoyingF2P 3 місяці тому +12

    This channel has brought me many hours of enjoyment, but this is certainly your greatest masterpiece so far. Do what you enjoy.

  • @user-ii9bl6de2j
    @user-ii9bl6de2j 3 місяці тому +17

    That one downvote is from a High Elf no doubt.

  • @readyplayersolo8297
    @readyplayersolo8297 3 місяці тому +38

    Rogan's wife is an Altmer, explains his bias

    • @PseudoNym4011
      @PseudoNym4011 20 годин тому

      Is that real? Jaime look that up.

  • @Shaymuhs
    @Shaymuhs 3 місяці тому +10

    What a work of art 💯 By azura this is better than the puns section in the black horse courier

  • @thefranken-thing
    @thefranken-thing 3 місяці тому +6

    This long form podcast or short film format is so OP. This video and Dr Phoxotic's "Patrick Bateman in 2024" are some of the coolest and funniest videos I've ever seen.

  • @jamesburke9651
    @jamesburke9651 3 місяці тому +19

    Moment in history fams. Glad I could be apart of the beginning.

    • @Sol1ta1re
      @Sol1ta1re 3 місяці тому +2

      Can’t wait for TES 6 to cuck everything that made it great

  • @wolfgangl8797
    @wolfgangl8797 3 місяці тому +11

    What a grand and intoxicating podcast!

  • @Kyle-wr7yd
    @Kyle-wr7yd 3 місяці тому +14

    Thank you for posting the full edit. I love your work, keep it up!!!

  • @TheRealRightPrice
    @TheRealRightPrice 3 місяці тому +10

    This was great and I want more of it.

  • @puarchud
    @puarchud 3 місяці тому +25

    The madman finally done it

  • @SheppardOfNumenor
    @SheppardOfNumenor 2 місяці тому +2

    This being the culmination of all the previous discussions (with some extra inbetween banter) has been lovely to listen.
    Bravo!

  • @FrancisGoya-b5y
    @FrancisGoya-b5y 3 місяці тому +8

    This script is hilarious, well done

  • @mretlan8528
    @mretlan8528 3 місяці тому +12

    Cant wait to spend three hours like this

  • @dragonforks93
    @dragonforks93 3 місяці тому +6

    3 entire hours of stellar dialogue with the one true lord. Bravo!

  • @exposingpowerfullieslivest5082
    @exposingpowerfullieslivest5082 3 місяці тому +9

    Biggest revelation from this interview; Dagoth Ur would've become a sweet roll if he had two lives 😮😮😮 my mind is absolutely blown!! This is why we love Dagoth, he's so real

  • @cpthardluck
    @cpthardluck 3 місяці тому +19

    "Every. Single. Time."
    "Really?"
    "...but not in this case..."

  • @zeubersandvitch8882
    @zeubersandvitch8882 3 місяці тому +6

    Omg I cannot imagine how long it must've taken to make this lmao, well done! I guess the only critique I could possibly give is that the voices are a bit stiff/robotic compared to some other AI voice recreations ive heard, but its hardly a dealbreaker. I hope we get an episode 2 at some point :)

  • @Archieball-d8u
    @Archieball-d8u Місяць тому +3

    This is genuinely amazing, was expecting the usual AI slop but got complete comedy gold, made me laugh like a madman at work, to the confusion of the health and safety officer nearby. Best parts to me outside of the thinly veiled parodies of definitely not conspiracy theories, were the parts when Joe would just derail the conversation to talk about the fucking doors in minecraft or the god damn trains and the exasperated tone of ya boi Dagoth. Good shitt, great shit even, a beautiful gold plated diarrhea of content.
    You honor the Sixth House and the tribe unmorned, and I would love if you would make more episodes of this that i can fill my monotonous workday with.

  • @PrinceBilliamTheFourth
    @PrinceBilliamTheFourth 3 місяці тому +12

    3 hours?!?!?!?!?!? thank the daedra and the aedra

  • @3dcow
    @3dcow 3 місяці тому +3

    This was amazing, loved this video! You should make more A.I. podcast interviews like this!

  • @thefranken-thing
    @thefranken-thing 3 місяці тому +9

    Back in 3E 427-433, in the last few years that the Arcane University still kept track of the average attribute scores for all the races that inhabit Tamriel, even fully Imperialized Redguards had an average baseline intelligence score of 30 points. This is on par with the unwashed Nord barbarians of Northern Solstheim or the stronghold-dwelling Orcs of the Wrothgarian Mountains. Bretons and Altmer, on the other hand, had a base intelligence of 50 points. Is it really surprising that they are so much more successful in crafting civilizations and mastering the manipulation of magicka?

    • @lordodin5755
      @lordodin5755 2 місяці тому

      Ofcourse you believe that altmer propaganda the Nords ended mer before and now the Altmer use their cattle to attack the Nords. The cattle vieuw Altmer magick as society.

  • @BurnerJones
    @BurnerJones 3 місяці тому +7

    Absolute work of art.

  • @mediokay
    @mediokay 3 місяці тому +10

    Maybe dagoth wasnt the real bad guy...

    • @thefranken-thing
      @thefranken-thing 3 місяці тому +9

      He is a based fire-mountain dwelling Gigachad with a bitchin' golden mask. Sounds like a good guy to me.

  • @exposingpowerfullieslivest5082
    @exposingpowerfullieslivest5082 3 місяці тому +10

    THE DREAMER IS AWAKE

  • @Reldaz
    @Reldaz 3 місяці тому +6

    This is high art. Truly impressive.

  • @DarrellVermilion
    @DarrellVermilion 3 місяці тому +5

    54:10 "I am not going to say 'yes' to something that I don't want to understand" - Dagoth Ur (on leaky wooden doors)

  • @christopherwray4788
    @christopherwray4788 3 місяці тому +5

    I really appreciate how much effort must have went into making this insane masterpiece. And its shameful how unappreciated it will be despite being one of the greatest works of art of our time

  • @lukemorgan6166
    @lukemorgan6166 3 місяці тому +5

    We're losing our credit scores with this one 🔥 🔥 🔥

  • @coureurdesbois6754
    @coureurdesbois6754 3 місяці тому +4

    Right on time for my 2 weeks off the imperial ebony mines.

  • @dilbertwesley
    @dilbertwesley 3 місяці тому +3

    By the Nine. What a time to be alive.

  • @mr.joedirt8583
    @mr.joedirt8583 3 місяці тому +3

    Never lower your guard around redguards.

  • @ainsley4204
    @ainsley4204 29 днів тому +1

    1:13:11 Deadpan Dagoth truly is comedic gold

  • @Jeff-tt7wj
    @Jeff-tt7wj 3 місяці тому +4

    I know nothing about Elder scrolls lore but I just ate an edible and I can confirm that this is incredibly true to the elder scrolls lore and also completely canon.

  • @zensempai7371
    @zensempai7371 2 місяці тому +4

    This is top teir content - its a meme within a meme with social commentary within social commentary ❤

  • @ekimo56
    @ekimo56 3 місяці тому +10

    Masterpiece.

  • @Warsteel55
    @Warsteel55 3 місяці тому +5

    17:32 ! Super based Dagoth Ur! Every Nord loved that!

  • @liv.sterling6758
    @liv.sterling6758 3 місяці тому +3

    This might be the best thing on the internet right now

  • @geovane19
    @geovane19 Місяць тому +3

    "experts? you mean the altmer" lmao

  • @hehe42069-k
    @hehe42069-k 3 місяці тому +4

    i cannot believe this is Tortoise AI, this is INSANELY good.

  • @sharemation5339
    @sharemation5339 3 місяці тому +2

    "Whats wrong with you anyway?!" Dagoth Ur ask Joe Rogan. This script is killing me😂

  • @BrandonBurrage-t5r
    @BrandonBurrage-t5r 5 днів тому

    The level of creative use of real-world examples to elder scrolls lore makes this top tier.

  • @RezaXGWB
    @RezaXGWB 3 місяці тому +3

    I always thought it's Joe Rogan as host and Dagoth as guest

  • @Mephilis78
    @Mephilis78 3 місяці тому +6

    In seriousness, it turns out I did a fairly good job of putting my playlist in chronological order.

  • @y0sh1js12
    @y0sh1js12 3 місяці тому +11

    Holyyyyyy Shiiiiiiit!
    I Love you man!

  • @TomECroft
    @TomECroft 2 місяці тому +2

    Thank you for this. This made me laugh and I really enjoyed listening.

  • @Shuttlekilla
    @Shuttlekilla 3 місяці тому +7

    Did anyone see the Tucker Carlson interview with Dagoth Ur?

  • @monkiplatts9224
    @monkiplatts9224 3 місяці тому +4

    More than a year in the making what a grand and intoxicating innocence

  • @schnozwizard4862
    @schnozwizard4862 Місяць тому +1

    need more of this brother

  • @gerarddumoulin7583
    @gerarddumoulin7583 3 місяці тому +5

    I didn't knew there was a conspiracy theory about the Titanic too... thanks for letting us know

    • @frauleinhohenzollern
      @frauleinhohenzollern 3 місяці тому +3

      That one is a bit silly. The rest are on point

    • @thefranken-thing
      @thefranken-thing 3 місяці тому +3

      ​@@frauleinhohenzollernSILLY?!? It was an iceBERG!! I rest my case!

  • @stev-0084
    @stev-0084 2 місяці тому +2

    I hope you do more of these, gold standard comedy!

  • @Sol1ta1re
    @Sol1ta1re 3 місяці тому +4

    This is so unfathomably unbearably based

  • @liammitchell2540
    @liammitchell2540 Місяць тому +1

    Was the thalmor tunnel bit supposed to be a Manhattan Synagogue tunnel reference?

  • @Vlad-WOD
    @Vlad-WOD 3 місяці тому +4

    Goat pod

  • @UncleSamSiam
    @UncleSamSiam 3 місяці тому +5

    Yeah this is an actual masterpiece 😂

  • @Mephilis78
    @Mephilis78 3 місяці тому +6

    By azura by azura by azura, it's really here!

  • @HavanaSyndrome69
    @HavanaSyndrome69 3 місяці тому +7

    Fucking finally. I could only hold my seed in for so long.

  • @idolfan6531
    @idolfan6531 2 місяці тому

    If only half of the references i understood, actually meant what i thought, you have my respect.

  • @exposingpowerfullieslivest5082
    @exposingpowerfullieslivest5082 3 місяці тому +8

    Oh man Dagoth is sooooo gonna get cancelled for this 👀I'm just here for the comments section. The dreamers are ALL gonna wake up after listening to this

  • @coomr419
    @coomr419 28 днів тому +1

    The pronunciation "dweemer" never gets old

  • @namesecond6186
    @namesecond6186 3 місяці тому

    This is outstanding, I've decided to give my vote to Mr Dagoth Ur after listening to this.

  • @Quigmman
    @Quigmman 2 місяці тому +1

    This was amazing - need more of this idc if theres one a year wait this shit was hilarious lmao

  • @miraiatc
    @miraiatc 18 днів тому

    This is the best The Elder Scrolls video that is not about The Elder Scrolls

  • @mb8132
    @mb8132 3 місяці тому

    Man that intro is so fucking well done I love it

  • @floor_tank_shanks4194
    @floor_tank_shanks4194 2 місяці тому +2

    Joe Rogan almodt sounds like a Thalmor Sympathizer 😂
    Is this how we honor the Sixth House and The Trove Unmourned?

  • @dangheathen
    @dangheathen 2 місяці тому

    Subscribed. Hell yeah!

  • @adutchman1403
    @adutchman1403 3 місяці тому +1

    Dude thank you so much this is awesome

  • @lanky347
    @lanky347 3 місяці тому +6

    GOLD