Dagoth Ur's Breakdown of Skyrim Faction Leaders

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  • @btwiremusic
    @btwiremusic Рік тому +3260

    "he entrusted the fate of the entire college with a freshman who only attendend a SINGLE FUCKIN LECTURE" I died of laughter

    • @solowingpixy9367
      @solowingpixy9367 Рік тому +184

      first harry potter movie plot be like

    • @hewhoplugwalks
      @hewhoplugwalks Рік тому +45

      ​@@solowingpixy9367Shit, you're right

    • @jacktaylor6253
      @jacktaylor6253 Рік тому +10

      Its true though.

    • @ThePopo543
      @ThePopo543 Рік тому

      @@solowingpixy9367 awww beat me to it

    • @chasenovak122
      @chasenovak122 Рік тому +30

      It’s like if I walked out of my first lecture at community college, reading the syllabus to know how to not get kicked out after the first week; and the dean takes me aside into the shadows and tasks me with uncovering a conspiracy to blow up the entire campus.

  • @waynetracy5652
    @waynetracy5652 Рік тому +4255

    “Savos Aren, you think I’m going to go easy because he’s a dunmer and you’re correct.” 😂😂😂😂 Love the blatant discrimination. 😂😂😂

  • @huivnthecaitiff1098
    @huivnthecaitiff1098 Рік тому +3131

    "Truly that anyone alive today continues to harbor such dogmatic and genocidal ideas is nothing short of astonishing."
    -Dagoth Ur

    • @fabulouschild2005
      @fabulouschild2005 Рік тому +318

      *proceeds to call Dunmer the superior race*

    • @Mongoosesummoner
      @Mongoosesummoner Рік тому +200

      Well, to be fair, he doesn't want to genocide any races. Just kick them out of Morrowind.

    • @proudsaiyanprince2651
      @proudsaiyanprince2651 Рік тому +347

      @@Mongoosesummonerif you say morrowind for the dunmer nobody panics. Say Skyrim belongs to the Nords and everyone loses their minds.
      Btw ysgramor did nothing wrong.

    • @Mongoosesummoner
      @Mongoosesummoner Рік тому +35

      @@proudsaiyanprince2651 I didn't say he wasn't wrong, just that genocide wasn't on the menu.

    • @StarlightsRest
      @StarlightsRest Рік тому +3

      Yeah I just about keeled over at that bit.

  • @Pharthrax
    @Pharthrax Рік тому +435

    “Unfortunately, Kodlak suffers from a terribly malady known as ‘Being An Outlander’.”
    Saw it coming, still ruined me.

  • @connormcdougall2773
    @connormcdougall2773 Рік тому +1686

    I love Dagoth's complete lack of self awareness when ripping on delphine and ulfric for being racist.

    • @mkv2718
      @mkv2718 Рік тому +19

      @Feo Savoyan 😂 yup

    • @stoybenxi7395
      @stoybenxi7395 Рік тому

      Animals are racist, Dunmer aren’t animals

    • @Strangeric798
      @Strangeric798 Рік тому +211

      Well obviously there's no hypocrisy involved here at all. Who's Dagoth racist against? The Argonians? The Khajiit? They clearly don't count since you can't be racist against farm tools. (Joking, joking)

    • @TuberoseKisser
      @TuberoseKisser Рік тому +87

      To be fair, Delphine is just so unlikeable. It's not even a racist thing she just so disrespectful to the dragonborn and treats them like a lap dog. Worse than Maven imho.

    • @ThisguySL
      @ThisguySL Рік тому

      @@Strangeric798 And all of the other races that aren't the dunmer, but to be fair, they ARE outlanders, and filthy ones at that.

  • @zacharynewcomb6382
    @zacharynewcomb6382 Рік тому +862

    Sure, dagoth ur may be a genocidal slaver hell-bent on authoritarian domination, but at least he's not Delphine.

    • @knnitk4370
      @knnitk4370 Рік тому +8

      I may be genocidal but at least I'm not genocidal

    • @reduande
      @reduande Рік тому +54

      ​@@knnitk4370He does his dirty work personally. Delphine makes YOU do it. Than demands you be thankfull to HER for your work.

    • @daviddragonheart6798
      @daviddragonheart6798 Рік тому +22

      @@reduande He also is BLATANT about it. He doesnt bother explaining the how or why he's racist, he just wants you to join him, sweet Nerevar

    • @ItsChevnotJeff
      @ItsChevnotJeff Рік тому +8

      He also offers Nerevar Moon and Star Mercy while Delphine demands Paarthunax be killed for crimes he committed millenia before her eldest ancestor was born, and even meditated to be redeemed of said crimes

    • @velkonemriam1935
      @velkonemriam1935 Рік тому +1

      That’s EXACTLY right! Lol

  • @jamesm7324
    @jamesm7324 Рік тому +925

    "The Companions started as a hate group but somehow turned into a furry association."
    Ngl you got me with that one.

    • @thatsoundslikeheresytomeyo4960
      @thatsoundslikeheresytomeyo4960 7 місяців тому +14

      That's how you know Skyrim is fantasy, in real life it's the reverse

    • @MrJedroi258
      @MrJedroi258 5 місяців тому +2

      Ceasars Legion in nutshell

    • @myriad9597
      @myriad9597 4 місяці тому

      ​@MrJedroi258 Having a few members wear the skins of dogs for hats makes the faction furries? Or are you calling them that due to them being committed larpers?

    • @HappyBeezerStudios
      @HappyBeezerStudios 3 місяці тому +2

      @@myriad9597 becoming part of the leading group requires having a fursuit!

  • @Isuukuu
    @Isuukuu Рік тому +398

    "A predisposition for leadership that all Dunmer except Savos Aren possess"
    Lmfao

  • @MulleDullen
    @MulleDullen Рік тому +1254

    Please keep enlighten us with your totally superior and unbiased opinions, Lord Dagoth.

  • @castantino
    @castantino Рік тому +220

    "And your boy, Daddy Dagoth, don't get down with mongrel dogs of the Empire does he? NNNNooooooooo he sure fucking does not" LMFAO

  • @Dirty_Miso
    @Dirty_Miso Рік тому +268

    “Imagine I was a banker who stole from the vault and none of my co workers ever knew a fucking thing for years” holy shit when you put it like that…. It’s even more embarrassing that it makes perfect sense 😂

    • @leyrua
      @leyrua Рік тому +11

      I'm replaying the Thieves Guild quest for the first time in a few years, and yeah, this was my first thought too. 😂

    • @Dirty_Miso
      @Dirty_Miso Рік тому +11

      @Leyrua honestly these AI Dagoth Ur memes are making Morrowind my favorite game in the series and Dark Elves my favorite race. The most based culture in Tamriel even without the memes lol

    • @kade7xx
      @kade7xx 7 місяців тому

      happened to my mother. One of her former coworkers is a thief.
      But that's none of my business.

    • @cjmarion6350
      @cjmarion6350 5 місяців тому

      @@Dirty_Miso dark elves for the win!!!

  • @remingtonsix5517
    @remingtonsix5517 Рік тому +1079

    I’m not sure if it’s impressive or hypocritical Dagoth calling Delphine an evil racist… I mean he’s not wrong at all, I’m just wondering if this is a “pot calling the kettle black” situation, or a “she’s so bad that even he calls her out on it” situation

    • @NYKevin100
      @NYKevin100 Рік тому +215

      Paarthurnax acknowledges that Delphine sort of has a point about general draconic tendencies (if you talk to him after she orders his death). That doesn't make her right, but it does push this pretty far into "pot calling the kettle black" territory.
      Also, he starts this rant off by insulting the Argonians, so I'm pretty sure that's the joke.

    • @s.m.2523
      @s.m.2523 Рік тому +4

      Both, I'd say.

    • @notatruck2640
      @notatruck2640 Рік тому +1

      It's different dude

    • @nemtudom5074
      @nemtudom5074 Рік тому

      Its both.
      He may be a rascist, but atleast he's a rascist people like.
      Delphine just sucks as a whole

    • @bigbrainbuck6295
      @bigbrainbuck6295 Рік тому +10

      ehh, i mean imagine being racist against a thing that hasn't even been around for like 2000 years or whatever, doesn't really make sense.

  • @conquistador5228
    @conquistador5228 Рік тому +518

    Nord = ice n'wah , Redguard = sand n'wah , Breton = castle n'wah , Imperial = n'wahus maximus , Argonian = farm tool n'wah , khajiit = furry n'wah , orc = ooga booga n'wah , dwemer = heathen cousin , aldmer = fancy cousin , bosmer = ooga booga cousin , dunmer = superior ones.

    • @AngelxVillian
      @AngelxVillian Рік тому +13

      💀

    • @deontaeavila3514
      @deontaeavila3514 Рік тому +5

      Arousing

    • @Aliyah_666
      @Aliyah_666 Рік тому +42

      What a grand and intoxicating comment.

    • @conquistador5228
      @conquistador5228 Рік тому +19

      @@Aliyah_666 thank you outlander. I wont call you as an n'wah for 2 days because i appreciate your compliment.

    • @pink-flower.
      @pink-flower. Рік тому +3

      ​@@conquistador5228 khajiit pretending to be dunmer because they know dunmer are the best source pfp

  • @ranger8155
    @ranger8155 Рік тому +198

    “wolf in wolf’s clothing” is fuckin insane that shit had me dying

  • @leyrua
    @leyrua Рік тому +80

    I love how Dagoth is _genuinely_ ticked off by the Forsworn wasting resources. Given how difficult survival is in the ashlands...

  • @TheAudacityOfHopefulHearts
    @TheAudacityOfHopefulHearts Рік тому +178

    "Let's get down to dwemer tacks." Is honestly such a a great throw away line.

  • @Bacxaber
    @Bacxaber Рік тому +115

    "Ok Sotha, you fucking penis."
    Dude, the writing in this one is A++.

  • @Beta_Mixes
    @Beta_Mixes Рік тому +192

    Having Dagoth explain in plain, traditional, nowadays english how stupid every faction in this game is is just amazing

  • @jimbelaco4
    @jimbelaco4 Рік тому +532

    Big pause at Dagoth Ur calling anyone a Fascist.
    Like if you got him in a room with Hitler he'd probably call him a bitch for not making enough members of the SS into Ash Vampires.

    • @djdagoth
      @djdagoth  Рік тому +332

      We like our Dagoth served hypocritical with a side of 0 self-awareness.

    • @cooldad7920
      @cooldad7920 Рік тому +120

      ​@@djdagoth based and dreamer pilled

    • @killerhound363
      @killerhound363 Рік тому +2

      Yessir this the nut of the joke

    • @ZMCFERON
      @ZMCFERON Рік тому

      Wild how "fascist" isn't in the German consonant-vowel salad that is "N*ZI"

    • @basedchicana1776
      @basedchicana1776 Рік тому

      To be fair, we did actually see results with one of them

  • @Vanhal11
    @Vanhal11 Рік тому +102

    Holy shit Companions "Founded in a Merethic Era as a hate group", "Kodlak suffers from a terrible malady know as being an outlander", very in characer for Dagoth Ur to consider this being much bigger problem than lycantrophy lol.

  • @leemo1439
    @leemo1439 Рік тому +177

    God I love the fact people are still making these Dagoth vids

  • @ckctissue3188
    @ckctissue3188 Рік тому +99

    “If you think imma go easy on Savos just because he’s a dunmer, then youre CORRECT” LMAO

  • @OakleyFugate
    @OakleyFugate Рік тому +278

    These are so amazing. Can you please do one with the tribunal arriving to get more power from the heart and learning that Dagoth is still alive, except he just roasts the absolute shit out of them.

    • @djdagoth
      @djdagoth  Рік тому +88

      Absolutely brilliant idea.

    • @parisr4638
      @parisr4638 Рік тому +6

      I would watch the fuck out of that.

    • @rangerdog3979
      @rangerdog3979 Рік тому +3

      that would be fucking hilarious

    • @SoraTsubasa
      @SoraTsubasa Рік тому

      I second this!🎉

    • @MrBraxtonP
      @MrBraxtonP Рік тому +1

      Ayo, The Commission, tho

  • @SteelWalrus
    @SteelWalrus Рік тому +63

    These remind me of the early days of If the Emperor of Mankind had a Text-To-Speach device.

  • @Fly_By_NightX
    @Fly_By_NightX Рік тому +59

    I gotta say Daddy Dagoth sounds a little jealous about the divine intervention that Alduin provided Ulfric. If Ulfric was a dark elf he'd probably be number one

  • @mickeymao9979
    @mickeymao9979 Рік тому +77

    Whatever it is you're doing when you write these videos it's working damn well. By far the funniest AI vids out there

  • @PumaPants248
    @PumaPants248 Рік тому +43

    Redguards are technically the most outlander of all the races since Yokuda sank into the ocean so they don’t even have a true homeland

    • @notatruck2640
      @notatruck2640 Рік тому +8

      They're also from the previous Kalpa

  • @firefight77
    @firefight77 Рік тому +72

    Am I the only one who thought he really took it easy on the Redguard?
    I was expecting alot more from Daddy Dagoth.

    • @SoraTsubasa
      @SoraTsubasa Рік тому +7

      Smh everyone be tip toeing on putting the red guards in their place. They my favorite race and I still flame them for being the only race so crazy about the dead they'll just lie down and die over it like Altmer necromancers or Thalmor Necromancers would've won them the war tbh

    • @phillipmele8533
      @phillipmele8533 Рік тому +13

      Tbh under Dunmeri tradition vampires are abominations that need to be hunted without mercy or respite, and Isran is one of the few people actually focused on killing vampires. Voryn’s not about to go praising some outlander but that attitude against vampires merits a bit of a softer touch in the criticism.

  • @Touchfuzzy_YT
    @Touchfuzzy_YT Рік тому +30

    "It's not scary, it's just yucky."
    I don't know why that one cracked me

  • @astalkus7540
    @astalkus7540 Рік тому +36

    I love how this meme grew to its own content genre. Its great to be here since the start

  • @MiguelFlores-pg8fi
    @MiguelFlores-pg8fi Рік тому +13

    Daddy Dagoth gave me the best idea, getting a black soul gem and sending Ulfrick straight into the Soul Cairn, no Sovangarde for him

    • @TheDapperDragon
      @TheDapperDragon Рік тому +1

      Starting a new playthrough, I'll be sure to do this. I'll even get that mod that will send nords to Sovengarde unless you BSG them.

  • @nick0197
    @nick0197 10 місяців тому +8

    1:10 I always thought the dunmer would see themselves superior from a religious and cultural point of view, while the Altmer see themselves biological superior

  • @lordbasilisk
    @lordbasilisk Рік тому +21

    The fact that Dagoth condemns genocide when talking about Delphine saddens me. Truly he's forgotten the goals of the Sixth House and the Tribe Unmourned 😢

    • @combativeThinker
      @combativeThinker Рік тому +1

      Their goals aren’t genocide, though; merely the expulsion of all outlanders from Morrowind.

    • @lordbasilisk
      @lordbasilisk Рік тому

      @@combativeThinker When you talk to him, he pretty clearly states his intention to continue waging war on the empire after he's driven them from Morrowind. And one can only assume he would not stop until the empire no longer exists.

  • @bananabro980
    @bananabro980 Рік тому +18

    the writing is the real gem here amazing comedy writer

  • @dvalentino7492
    @dvalentino7492 Рік тому +77

    For a universe that claims that sounds hold some kind of OP power, there sure isnt a lot of choice in using music tactically in world.

    • @supercellodude
      @supercellodude Рік тому +22

      The magic of aetherius places restrictions in terms of your spells, potions, and enchantments being part of the world's "song". The Dwemer had a greater command via the study of tonal architecture, but they're absent since the Numidium's Red Moment in the First Era. The Yokudans had the swordsong, but that might've contributed to their continent sinking into the sea. And the Thu'um is both outside the restrictions of Aetherius-based magic but intimately tied to the power of Akatosh and his descendants.

    • @ussliberty109
      @ussliberty109 Рік тому

      ​@William Swiss On the subject of tonal magic, Keening and Sunder are good examples. A particularly sore spot for our boy Dagoth.

  • @silverblade357
    @silverblade357 Рік тому +69

    A thought occurs.
    Would corrupting and using Auriel's Bow on the sun really kill all organic life? I mean, in the lore, isn't the sun and all the stars just holes in the void? Do we have any way of knowing if things function the same way on Nirn? There are tons of caves in the base game with trees and plants growing in them just fine. 😅

    • @ArthurLocatelli
      @ArthurLocatelli Рік тому +13

      The miths are an interpretation of what really happened, but the celestial bodies still exists as so, so maybe Magnus was so powerful his depart literally lit up the sun, but the sun a big ball of plasma is still there definitely

    • @Iverald
      @Iverald Рік тому +20

      Well, in some interpretations, it's a hole to Aetherius, a place where magicka originates, so it's not an enormous leap of logic that this magical light has the same effect as mundane light.

    • @gokublack8342
      @gokublack8342 Рік тому +11

      It wouldn't kill all organic life but it would make literally the entire world join forces to exterminate the vampires to find a way to undo it. Harkon and friends would become an intolerable threat to the rest of the world so gg vampires Edit: Serana's mom pretty much confirms this

    • @Resi1ience
      @Resi1ience Рік тому +3

      In other planets, such as the planes of Oblivion - particularly Coldharbour - the sun is absent, and life is still able to flourish and grow.
      Magicka may be what fuels life, and Magnus isn't the only source of Magicka.

    • @Resi1ience
      @Resi1ience Рік тому

      Also, the sun can be brought back by using a sunhallowed arrow on the sky, redoing the tyranny of the sun. So not only is his plan impermanent, it will ultimately result in vampires being wiped off Tamriel when angry citizens come to fight for their sun.

  • @DEFxRECON
    @DEFxRECON Рік тому +20

    4:31 Dagoth Ur saying yucky has me in stitches

  • @aynfedo27
    @aynfedo27 Рік тому +49

    10:02 this is just...too good. I can't handle it❤

    • @NinjaHikaku
      @NinjaHikaku Рік тому +3

      "Well, it would depend on what you mean by... 'Day'."

  • @darkhandomessiah
    @darkhandomessiah Рік тому +13

    Love the content keep it coming.

  • @settratheimperishable7800
    @settratheimperishable7800 Рік тому +12

    “Founded in the merethic era as a hate group but somehow morphed into a fellowship of furries. Unfortunately Kodlack suffers from a terrible malady known as being an outlander.”
    I’m dead 💀

  • @onemoregodrejected9369
    @onemoregodrejected9369 Рік тому +14

    After spending last night a binge watch of Dagoth videos, i find myself subscribed to this channel in the morning.

  • @nebulahawk5895
    @nebulahawk5895 Рік тому +19

    I love his character; condescending, blunt, gay, racist, valley girl

  • @woodsgump
    @woodsgump Рік тому +3

    I appreciate your honesty and thoughts on these incompetent leaders, as a fellow Imperial Guts build (mod) person. I side with Dagoth Ur.

  • @akai4942
    @akai4942 Рік тому +9

    I feel like Dagoth would respect tullius. If you tell dagoth in red mountain that you are loyal to the empire, he congratulates you for your loyalty, although he hates the empire.

  • @SiggyTundra
    @SiggyTundra Рік тому +47

    Disappointed you didn't cover paarthurnax or the graybeards as a faction. They count more than the bards or forsworn at least. Also the leader of the small Nordic faction in solstheim exists. Forget his name cause it's been a bit since I played. Also that riekling faction was a thing too.

  • @TheBlackSokka
    @TheBlackSokka Рік тому +22

    I love how well written this is😂

  • @pensandshakers
    @pensandshakers Рік тому +8

    Please do this with the Oblivion factions. I want to hear Dagoth destroying Mankar Cameron and the Fighter's Guild.

  • @kenshinbunny2745
    @kenshinbunny2745 8 місяців тому +1

    The shade coming from Dagoth Ur, the one true God of Morrowind, has me in stitches. His every word of divine truth brings honour to the Sixth House and the Tribe Unmourned.

  • @fungustheturd4004
    @fungustheturd4004 Рік тому +10

    Dagoth probably would support Delphine on that hate Dragons part since he himself hates lizards, but still for being an outlander she loses a lot of points

    • @gamemaster1608
      @gamemaster1608 Рік тому +4

      He doesn't hate lizards, after all, why would Dagoth Ur hate the existance of his efficient farming tools?
      What a grand and intoxicating innocence

  • @MrDoubleJ2012
    @MrDoubleJ2012 Рік тому +8

    Damn, and here I was ready for him to cover Karliah and the Nightingales in all of his unbaised glory.

  • @dapondboi
    @dapondboi 5 місяців тому +12

    0:17 Agreed

  • @josephlongbone4255
    @josephlongbone4255 Рік тому +5

    No Paarthunax? No Master Neloth?
    The Greybeards and house Telvanni a definitely more of a faction than the Forsworn or the bards college.

  • @TheTetsuHai
    @TheTetsuHai Рік тому +5

    Hey man the Snow Elves drew first blood thinking they could genocide the Atmoran's

  • @someguardsman
    @someguardsman 2 місяці тому

    This was great, please keep doing this! The writing was top notch

  • @jakobrenner2230
    @jakobrenner2230 Рік тому +8

    Funny how Dagoth will always tackle each an every character's faults to the fact of not being a dunmer

  • @doggolovescheese1310
    @doggolovescheese1310 Рік тому +10

    Oh maaan the roasting of Tullius got me good 😂

  • @AncientTimes42
    @AncientTimes42 Рік тому +8

    Praise be to our God Dagoth, loved you on Joe Rogan as well by the way.

  • @maldito_sudaka
    @maldito_sudaka Рік тому +1

    this channel is a blessing, sera

  • @MidnightShades
    @MidnightShades Рік тому +8

    Imagine a debate between Vivec, Almalexia, Sotha Sil, Nerevar, and Dagoth Ur

    • @asher8754
      @asher8754 Рік тому

      That’d basically just devolve into TES version of Its Always Sunny

  • @smallmediumatlarge
    @smallmediumatlarge Рік тому +7

    Just in time for that after work recreational skooma

  • @shadow101class
    @shadow101class Рік тому +2

    The General Tulius one was comedic gold. That "nooooooooo he fucking doesn't." was beautiful.

  • @TheVerendus
    @TheVerendus 22 дні тому +1

    "Nooooooooo he sure fucking does not, next faction leader right fucking now please."
    i love these so much ahaha

  • @Florian_RL
    @Florian_RL 7 місяців тому +1

    you know, i thought this was voice-over work done by someone who sounded similar. only upon looking into the description after hearing some dubious "oooooh"s did i realize its AI. man AI is getting crazy good at this.

  • @theonlytnargmatt
    @theonlytnargmatt 4 місяці тому +2

    "murder incorporated" so big daddy dagoth knows about our real world history (yes it did exist)

  • @RustedBuddy5192
    @RustedBuddy5192 Рік тому +4

    Im sad Karliah wasnt a part of this. Would have like to hear his take on her purple eyes abnormality.

  • @Alex.Ost.2001
    @Alex.Ost.2001 11 місяців тому +1

    The snazzy "Yeah okay" when seeing Delphine pop up is the cherry on top

  • @dyludylu
    @dyludylu 10 місяців тому +1

    I want a Dagoth Ur satnav now. "In half a mile you can go left which is not Dunmer and outlander. Its only saving grace is there's no Argonians. Next direction -please-.."

  • @TheNN
    @TheNN Рік тому +5

    Y'know his comments on Almalexia are hilarious, but funny enough it was actually more Nerevar that could be described as the gold digger in that situation. *He* married *up* into House Indoril.

  • @SpicyDeddy
    @SpicyDeddy Рік тому +4

    Dagoth Ur saying “yucky” completes me

  • @PotooBurd
    @PotooBurd 11 місяців тому

    Boosting for the algorithm 🙌 Love your work, keep it up! 🌻🐝

  • @secondarytrollaccount
    @secondarytrollaccount Рік тому +5

    We have here yet another tragic instance of outlander leadership.

  • @error-try-again-later
    @error-try-again-later Рік тому +2

    "We have here yet another tragic instance of outlander leadership" 💀💀💀

  • @FIGHT-R
    @FIGHT-R 4 місяці тому +1

    So this is what Ur did with his omniscience after achieving CHIM.

  • @HappyBeezerStudios
    @HappyBeezerStudios 3 місяці тому +1

    Four major flaws for Ulfric?
    I count at least six:
    - outlander
    - nord
    - n'wah
    - doesn't give the town over to the dunmer
    - being outsmarted by mongrel dogs of the empire
    - needs divine intervention by false gods

  • @jojomizugorou5305
    @jojomizugorou5305 Рік тому +4

    Dagoth Ur: "I find her antidragon views to be incredibly distasteful"
    Dagoth Ur literally seconds prior: *_"I'd literally rather talk to an Argonian and pretend that it's smart enough to understand me than [...]"_*

  • @costcoevsky
    @costcoevsky 8 місяців тому +2

    "Oh hell, we're getting political now" 💀

  • @TuberoseKisser
    @TuberoseKisser Рік тому +2

    I love Dagoth is basically obsessed with dunmer so much that he gives Harkon a plus just because his vampire lord form has a similar skin tone.

  • @Skeletonsmustdie6
    @Skeletonsmustdie6 3 місяці тому +1

    I sleep so soundly to Dagoth 😂 pls keep em coming

  • @andrefigueredo34
    @andrefigueredo34 Рік тому +1

    "A true queen bitch and gold digger who stole my man Nerevar whe he and i were going steady" Almost made me spit my Ancient Dagoth brandy!

  • @mournW
    @mournW Рік тому +1

    Redguard are so outlander that they are from an entirely different fucking Universe, they escaped an extinction event of interdimensional proportions, Yokudan's are literally bones from the last Kalpa, Dagoth needs to speak on that!!!!

  • @CamSpratley
    @CamSpratley 9 місяців тому +1

    The fact Dagoth had nothing bad to say about Tulius beyond his race is an absolute credit to his character

  • @parrishmusic1
    @parrishmusic1 9 місяців тому +1

    This was too funny 🤣🤣 love the part about soul trapping the imperial and storm cloak leaders. Fitting punishment 🎯

  • @HokkaidoHiguma-j3j
    @HokkaidoHiguma-j3j Рік тому

    God I love this Channel so much

  • @TheHolyOne117Azxcw
    @TheHolyOne117Azxcw Рік тому +3

    You should do Dagoth Ur reviewing some of the Dark elves of Skyrim (Karliah, that one follower from raven rock, Master Neloth etc)

  • @kas2515
    @kas2515 Місяць тому

    Dagoth saying the word 'yucky' is something i never knew i needed in my life

  • @napdragon94
    @napdragon94 Рік тому +5

    6:34 Dunmer making hypocritical discrimination fashionable since the First Era! 😂😂😂

  • @afull375
    @afull375 2 місяці тому

    I didn’t think Dagoth Ur would be the one to lay down facts but here we are getting served some big steamy Dagoth

  • @michaeldebidart
    @michaeldebidart 3 місяці тому +1

    I agree with you 10,000% about Delphine I literally can’t stomach her presence

  • @flahboi
    @flahboi Рік тому +1

    5:44 me everytime in family gathering,while watching my dad,grandpa and uncle conversations

  • @MessagesFromEarth
    @MessagesFromEarth Рік тому

    This was awesome. I wish I knew how you were able to get the voice to be so spot on

  • @SilverFang2789
    @SilverFang2789 Рік тому +1

    "The wannabe Jeronimo of the Forsworn"
    That is as perfect a description of Madanach as you are ever gonna get

  • @dapondboi
    @dapondboi 5 місяців тому +2

    1:35 you can beat the entire questline and become archmage without any spells

    • @ichigo9171
      @ichigo9171 3 місяці тому

      Don't you need fear or whatever to get past the guard before even starting the quest line?

    • @dapondboi
      @dapondboi 3 місяці тому +2

      @@ichigo9171 theres also a speech check you can use to skip it

  • @TinyGiraffes
    @TinyGiraffes 10 місяців тому +1

    Ya Delphne straight up goes "Who cares about character growth? You're always worth your worst point in life." She literally serves the Dragonborn and is the third most likely npc to get command killed after Nazem and braith.

  • @shawnberry760
    @shawnberry760 10 місяців тому

    These are hilarious! I wish you could narrate my life!

  • @destructor3152
    @destructor3152 Рік тому +3

    Well you roasted Delphine alright

  • @PseudoPhlegm
    @PseudoPhlegm Рік тому +1

    Lord Dagoth Ur, from beyond up-high; my fleck of a human soul bares itself vacant of any concept beyond your magnificent superiority. Though my life be not worth the expenditure of a single mana point, my personal discovery and acceptance in the realization that Dagoth Ur is the one true god. No other mind or thought in all universal realities can be of any measure EXCEPT for his thought before now and the ones to come. Daddy Dagoth’s only true equals are his past and future self. This alone saves my pathetic soul and emboldens my vapid human existence with at least one truth. Dagoth Ur

  • @GentleHeretic
    @GentleHeretic Рік тому +1

    Breaking News: Local Dunmer Disappointed By Sheer Amount Of Nords And Outlanders In Skyrim

  • @sanityplusmilkshakes
    @sanityplusmilkshakes Рік тому +4

    Oblivion made me love the Blades, while Skyrim made me wish they had never existed.

  • @monochrome2838
    @monochrome2838 Рік тому +4

    I've always hated Delphine because Parthanax is just a cool old dragon who is just a teacher.

  • @Mare_Man
    @Mare_Man Рік тому +1

    You'd think he'd go a bit easier on Madanach, since the Reachmen belief system shares many similarities with the Dunmer