Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2014 - Nostalgia Critic & AVGN

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  • Опубліковано 28 лип 2015
  • The Angry Video Game Nerd joins the Nostalgia Critic to take on the Michael Bay produced mess-terpeice.
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  • @MTheGrey
    @MTheGrey 7 років тому +924

    "Do you see her right in front of you?"
    "No..."
    "Then she's been kidnapped."
    I would've thought it was Peach without any context.

    • @toxicdemon1315
      @toxicdemon1315 4 роки тому +18

      Eh, it works for most damsels in distress.

    • @knightofoctober
      @knightofoctober 4 роки тому +5

      *Zelda

    • @RaikanGinro
      @RaikanGinro 4 роки тому +24

      @@knightofoctober at least she can protect herself

    • @LittleAl016
      @LittleAl016 3 роки тому +16

      @@knightofoctober To Zelda's credit, she's never the same person every time. And the Skyward Sword, Ocarina of Time, and The Wind Waker versions only got kidnapped in the end of their own games, getting caught off guard. Phantom Hourglass has her rushing headlong into danger without backup. The Twilight Princess version surrendered to Zant, fearing for Hyrule's safety. And the Breath of the Wild version wasn't kidnapped at all, but is directly fighting against Ganon.

    • @matthewmuir8884
      @matthewmuir8884 3 роки тому +8

      @@LittleAl016 Thanks. To add to that, the Spirit Tracks Zelda's _body_ gets kidnapped, while her spirit becomes Link's partner and helps Link throughout the game, and she is easily the most useful companion Link has had in any Zelda game. At the end of the game, it's her and Link _together_ that beat the final boss and plunge the sword into the villain's forehead.

  • @thescarecrowman
    @thescarecrowman 7 років тому +1124

    Every show from the 80s was a toy commercial.

  • @tuckerraschdorf8742
    @tuckerraschdorf8742 4 роки тому +1149

    I love when the Critic and the Nerd do episodes together.

    • @romanbrown2029
      @romanbrown2029 3 роки тому +18

      It's epic

    • @spookypooky1362
      @spookypooky1362 3 роки тому +1

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    • @andresacosta7885
      @andresacosta7885 3 роки тому +2

      @@spookypooky1362 What’s this?

    • @theorangeguy6704
      @theorangeguy6704 3 роки тому +2

      @@spookypooky1362 I agree

    • @jacksonblum6985
      @jacksonblum6985 3 роки тому +14

      Like : out of the shadows NC
      With
      Angry Video Game Nerd
      Nostalgia Critic
      Featuring. Black Nerd

  • @jameswhiteii9129
    @jameswhiteii9129 5 років тому +645

    "Mommy, is he flicking us off or pointing up?"
    "Pointing UP YOURS!"
    XD

    • @chloenieuwsma4846
      @chloenieuwsma4846 4 роки тому +8

      dude their are kids in the audience for shame the soccer moms are complaing, you obvoiusly need to use this bull horn!

    • @belewgm
      @belewgm 3 роки тому +5

      "Pumba, not in front of the kids!"

    • @jamesl.anderson1384
      @jamesl.anderson1384 2 роки тому +2

      Oh Sorry

  • @matthewhancox4389
    @matthewhancox4389 3 роки тому +389

    The thing that sucks about this review,
    is that when it came over to the UK they swapped Critic’s nunchaku for a grappling hook.

    • @ninjabluefyre3815
      @ninjabluefyre3815 3 роки тому +60

      They also called it Thirty Something Movie Critic. Apparently Nerd is a curse word in Britain, don't ask me.

    • @crowumin5318
      @crowumin5318 3 роки тому +17

      @@ninjabluefyre3815 yikes if that is not complete toss I don't know what is

    • @michaeliv284
      @michaeliv284 3 роки тому +20

      Yet they let him keep his gun. Inconsistent hypocrites

    • @Predator20357
      @Predator20357 2 роки тому +5

      @@michaeliv284 could’ve been a BB gun

    • @mariairlete6754
      @mariairlete6754 2 роки тому +4

      @@ninjabluefyre3815 What, WHAT? WHAT WERE THEY THINKING???

  • @AskDr.Stupid
    @AskDr.Stupid 3 роки тому +401

    When Whoopi says "Ok, get out", it's delivered so well. Cracks me up every time.

    • @p.z.arnott2329
      @p.z.arnott2329 2 роки тому +28

      I also loved it because after being explained about four 6 foot giant turtles are walking around the city and only one person saw them, with no evidence to back it up while running a news company, I would also say the same thing

    • @aaronbradley430
      @aaronbradley430 Рік тому +8

      Same

  • @FletcherReedsRandomness
    @FletcherReedsRandomness 4 роки тому +482

    It took me entirely too many viewings to realize “Thirty-Something Nerdy Critics” was referring to their ages, not how many of them there are.

    • @gezi5927
      @gezi5927 3 роки тому +13

      Big brain

    • @B.K.J
      @B.K.J 3 роки тому +21

      It's ok. It took you saying that for me to get it

    • @raccoon3271
      @raccoon3271 2 роки тому +6

      math is fun

    • @damarvelousone
      @damarvelousone 2 роки тому +1

      Brainlet.

    • @ghazghkullthraka9714
      @ghazghkullthraka9714 2 роки тому +4

      I thought ‘something’ was because they couldn’t think of a word

  • @k-boi420
    @k-boi420 4 роки тому +184

    Ah my favorite TMNT episode
    "Episode related pun"

    • @lucasgibbs4050
      @lucasgibbs4050 4 роки тому +13

      Didn’t you just love that episode?

  • @gaming4life106
    @gaming4life106 6 років тому +1501

    I want a TV Show called Thirty Something Nerdy Critics.

    • @NeroCM
      @NeroCM 5 років тому +65

      you're watching it. It's called Nostalgia critic.

    • @rsanmi
      @rsanmi 5 років тому +12

      I want it to

    • @TheRilluma
      @TheRilluma 4 роки тому +7

      you are not the only one! i would watch it!

    • @thecuriousspiritofopportun1144
      @thecuriousspiritofopportun1144 4 роки тому +14

      For the first split second I read the word thirty I thought it said thirsty. I frickin' cracked myself up at that, "Thirsty Something Ninja Critics." God.

    • @SuperMonaLisaBros
      @SuperMonaLisaBros 4 роки тому +6

      James is approaching 40, isn't he?

  • @ashfire9307
    @ashfire9307 8 років тому +491

    05:54 You don't f* ck with CHIN!

  • @wrestlingisreal1702
    @wrestlingisreal1702 5 років тому +310

    "Mommy is he flicking us off or pointing up?"
    "POINTING UP YOURS!"
    Best line from nerd yet 👌🏼

  • @jbourbon3734
    @jbourbon3734 6 років тому +404

    24:40-25:41 Am I the only one who actually liked Channel Awesome's elevator scene remix?

    • @yahnibmartin4376
      @yahnibmartin4376 5 років тому +10

      i like it since it had some jerk with a camera

    • @connorking4201
      @connorking4201 3 роки тому +19

      I loved that segment

    • @rickyrosay33977
      @rickyrosay33977 Рік тому +16

      The “go ninja go ninja” guy was singing like his life depends on it

    • @aaronbradley430
      @aaronbradley430 Рік тому +2

      No I love it wish it would have been a little bit longer

    • @ImMarcusLive
      @ImMarcusLive 9 місяців тому

      its the best part to be.

  • @mwizachihana9551
    @mwizachihana9551 3 роки тому +16

    27:03.
    -Pizza is good.
    -Pizza is right.
    -Pizza is the BEST thing I ever had!!

  • @gideonaigner1160
    @gideonaigner1160 7 років тому +62

    "She gets a tip from Chef Ramsey." 😆

  • @Loophole23742
    @Loophole23742 4 роки тому +409

    I never got why the turtles were so big in this movie. They looked like Rocksteady and Beebop. In the cartoons they were shorter than April. They were between 4"9 and 5"2 which made more sense why it would take all 4 fighting at the same time to take down their biggest opponents. It also made sense how they could sneak around the sewers and go unnoticed being small. I think they might of been even smaller in the books, like between 3 and 4 ft.

    • @BenDowdy
      @BenDowdy 3 роки тому +28

      Between this and the Xmen flicks, it's like being short is a no- no.

    • @UltimateGamerCC
      @UltimateGamerCC 3 роки тому +27

      Hollywood refuses to hire any little people other than Peter Dinklage or Warwick Davis, so they decided to go for taller. that being said even the live action movies had her height, which i definitely didnt mind, but yeah 6+ ft turtles is a bit overboard... which is expected, it's a Michael Bay movie.

    • @stanstanstan2597
      @stanstanstan2597 3 роки тому +18

      I didn’t mind. At this point we’ve left the realm of realism entirely, we have a team of turtle Bros who walk on two legs and know martial arts from their rat sensei/dad.

    • @matthewmuir8884
      @matthewmuir8884 3 роки тому +14

      @@BenDowdy If you're referring to Wolverine, it was a case of acting over appearance; I don't think anyone will argue that Hugh Jackman wasn't perfect for the role... in every way other than being a full foot taller than the character. They tried to make him seem smaller in the first film with different camera angles, but it really didn't work so they gave up.

    • @rtxsfm4626
      @rtxsfm4626 2 роки тому +1

      Wolverine: first time?

  • @nightmareeclipse8383
    @nightmareeclipse8383 5 років тому +374

    you don’t understand, we are hunting turtles, I INTEROGATED A RAT!

  • @gabe_s_videos
    @gabe_s_videos 7 років тому +504

    Where can I get an official version of "Thirty Something Nerdy Critics?"

  • @joeyteter9383
    @joeyteter9383 6 років тому +49

    "Hey guys! You wanna come with us to ancient Japan with this time traveling stick?" Lmao

  • @wingsandash
    @wingsandash 5 років тому +102

    "Even his daughter got out fine and she's, like, half his age!"
    ---
    ---Wait, what?
    (Love this video).

  • @Alejandroigarabide
    @Alejandroigarabide 4 роки тому +53

    I just now realise that "Eric Sachs" is an englishation of "Oroku Saki".
    Mind blown.

    • @Abbaschand
      @Abbaschand 4 роки тому +10

      I caught it the first time, and I thought, "Shit, does that mean Eric Sacks is Shredder?". Nope. If I remember, they were planning to do that, but then decided to change the script, making Oroku Saki and Rick Sacks different people.

    • @GothMermaidGamer
      @GothMermaidGamer 3 роки тому +7

      Well hell, they should have just stuck with that idea instead of pussing out and editing in a few shots of a Japanese dude

    • @Alejandroigarabide
      @Alejandroigarabide 3 роки тому +2

      @@Abbaschand Indeed, it was the original idea.

    • @mrrunodan8119
      @mrrunodan8119 2 роки тому +2

      @@GothMermaidGamer maybe Fichtner could voice Shredder in a TMNT cartoon

    • @kadosho02
      @kadosho02 2 роки тому +2

      @@mrrunodan8119 I'm beginning to wonder if that might happen in Shredder's Revenge
      🐢🐢🐢🐢🐀 🍕

  • @lacinecotina866
    @lacinecotina866 6 років тому +165

    i just love how he says "then she's been kidnapped"

    • @gRinchY-op5vr
      @gRinchY-op5vr 3 роки тому +5

      That and the way he says "The Christ has spoken" before just disappearing

  • @isetmfriendsofire
    @isetmfriendsofire 6 років тому +237

    The intro to this video is honestly a masterpiece, guys!

  • @lukewright9031
    @lukewright9031 4 роки тому +71

    Most importantly... How did someone flush a Ninjistu book down the toilet and eventually into the sewer?

    • @UltimateGamerCC
      @UltimateGamerCC 3 роки тому +2

      must've been one of those industrial strength toilets.

    • @matthewmuir8884
      @matthewmuir8884 3 роки тому +3

      Maybe it got left on the street and washed down one of the drainage holes?

    • @UltimateGamerCC
      @UltimateGamerCC 3 роки тому +2

      @@matthewmuir8884 i could see that, but honestly they should've stuck to the original idea that the first live action movie depicted, it was less improbable than a book of ninjitsu getting washed down a sewer drain.

    • @matthewmuir8884
      @matthewmuir8884 3 роки тому +2

      @@UltimateGamerCC I should probably point out at this point that I know next to nothing about this franchise and have never watched/read/played/owned a toy of any of it; I watched this video because, "Hey, this review's probably hilarious."

    • @UltimateGamerCC
      @UltimateGamerCC 3 роки тому +2

      @@matthewmuir8884 really? well dayum, first time i ran into anyone that doesnt know about this franchise, kinda refreshing.

  • @thefantasticretroreviewer3941
    @thefantasticretroreviewer3941 Рік тому +11

    5:41
    AVGN (NC's voice): It makes no sense
    NC (AVGN's voice): Wait, did my voice come outta your mouth?
    AVGN (Normal voice): Yeah, that was weird.

  • @austinboylan5476
    @austinboylan5476 7 років тому +487

    These two should get together again to review the sequel!

  • @Thevagrant79
    @Thevagrant79 7 років тому +283

    I was not prepared to see Tamara dressed as April...

  • @thefreakmachine
    @thefreakmachine 4 роки тому +22

    28:30 "But, we took them that seriously".
    That's beacuse we were kids.
    And also nerds.
    Nerdy kids we were, nerdy guys we are now.

  • @HeyheyandAwesomedudeutbegaming
    @HeyheyandAwesomedudeutbegaming 4 роки тому +101

    For real though, the 2012 Nickelodeon tmnt show is actually AMAZING

    • @gezi5927
      @gezi5927 3 роки тому +9

      It’s good for a kids show, but I prefer 2003

    • @HeyheyandAwesomedudeutbegaming
      @HeyheyandAwesomedudeutbegaming 3 роки тому +8

      @@gezi5927 I’m only saying it’s amazing because that’s what I grew up on so I’m not gonna fight u about which version is better

    • @gezi5927
      @gezi5927 3 роки тому +4

      dude i’m not arguing with you i was just saying my preference

    • @Saltyaf38
      @Saltyaf38 3 роки тому +1

      It is

    • @evergreenlady784
      @evergreenlady784 2 роки тому +2

      It is. It really is. 😁

  • @Clarissa_Star
    @Clarissa_Star 6 років тому +116

    20:44 I INTERROGATED A RAT!
    The delivery of that line just got me laughing out loud... Maybe it's the way it's delivered.

    • @zoozoo5241
      @zoozoo5241 Рік тому +1

      I know it’s way to fucking late but sameeeeee

  • @StacheHand
    @StacheHand 8 років тому +236

    Imagining the sequel to this once Out of the Shadows comes out:
    (The Critic contacts the Nerd)
    Critic: "Hey, Nerd."
    Nerd: "Yeah? Oh. What do you want this time?"
    Critic: "The new Ninja Turtles sequel came out and i'm reviewing it this week. Shall we go another round, for old time's sake?"
    Nerd: "Oh, now that you've mentioned it, that reminds me. I want to ask you something."
    Critic: "What?"
    Nerd: "I was wondering, do you know how to spell "fuck off"?"
    Critic: "Oh, that's F-U.... wait a minute! Don't back out on me!"
    Nerd: "Go away! I can't take another shitty Turtles movie! My intelligence almost had a meltdown from sitting through the last one, i'm not going back!"
    Critic: "But Turtles fans have to stick together, and as avid fans, it is our obligation to join forces once again and finish what we started togeth-"
    (the Nerd interrupts the Critic's sentence by appearing out of nowhere, right next to him, and punching him in the face)
    Nerd: "Leave me out of it!"
    Critic: "God damn it... your intelligence may not have melted down, but your manners sure have. Ow."
    Nerd: "You're one to talk, you asshole."
    Critic: "It's just one more time, jackass."
    Nerd: "Asshole!"
    Critic: "Jackass!"
    Nerd: "Asshole!"
    Critic: "Jackass!"
    Nerd: "Asshole!"
    Critic: "Jackass!"
    Nerd and Critic: (beat) "Jackasshole!"
    Critic: "You know what? You're here now, so we might as well get started!"
    Nerd: "Fuck that! I have better things to do, like taking a golden shower while wrapped in electricity cables!"
    Critic: "Well, if it's that much better to do, why don't you?"
    Nerd: "Right now? I will!"
    Critic: "Good!"
    Nerd: "Great! You're on your own this time!"
    Critic: "Go ahead! I don't need you!"
    (The Critic sits back down on his chair in frustration and disappointment)
    Nerd: (from outside) "Damn!"
    Critic: "What a bitter guy." (takes out a bag of pork rinds to eat)

    • @splatoon4life776
      @splatoon4life776 8 років тому +3

      u r a genius

    • @thestwinner680
      @thestwinner680 8 років тому +7

      Let's just wait and see their second impression, you know after they cool down from the nostalgia and excitement that Bebop, Rocksteady and Krang were in the movie, no matter *how* BADLY exploited. Also, Casey Joke!

    • @the1tacoirvin
      @the1tacoirvin 7 років тому +4

      the new one is just tranformer 4 age of extican of this franchise
      if your pay attiemtion its very VERY simaler to it

    • @charlieben3354
      @charlieben3354 6 років тому

      KingRaikou this is too long for me to read

    • @applelon
      @applelon 6 років тому +1

      KingRaikou this is true artwork

  • @amon6109
    @amon6109 4 роки тому +34

    25:57 Close enough. 10-10 is code for "Fight in progress"

  • @MrNickster115
    @MrNickster115 4 роки тому +26

    25:40 did you really have to cut away from that masterpiece? Go ninja, go ninja GO!

    • @elijahscott3562
      @elijahscott3562 9 місяців тому +1

      Which video was that when he said go ninja go? 25:24

    • @MrNickster115
      @MrNickster115 9 місяців тому +1

      @@elijahscott3562Your questions as good as mine on that one 😭

  • @emilyfuller1563
    @emilyfuller1563 7 років тому +33

    I'm not even a Turtles fan, and I LOVE that elevator scene. The Nerd's right, how can you not get sucked in?

  • @josiahjenksisawesome
    @josiahjenksisawesome 7 років тому +113

    That closing speech was beautiful
    *Wipes away tear of awe*

    • @szpecter558
      @szpecter558 4 роки тому +4

      josiah jenks What was the song they used?

  • @dannyblantom5243
    @dannyblantom5243 4 роки тому +22

    14:58
    Better question- Who the hell throws away a book on frickin ninjitsu?!! And all those weapons?!?!

  • @PaladinGear15
    @PaladinGear15 Рік тому +78

    The scene in the lift is seriously one of the best scenes ever in any movie, it fully embodies the turtles.
    They know they might be walking into their deaths, but Mikey's there to do something silly and lift their spirits.

  • @4O4Hime
    @4O4Hime 8 років тому +350

    *_I need more of the two of them_*

  • @battlegeekplus
    @battlegeekplus 8 років тому +51

    We had a great time making our cameo at 25:19 along with the other producers! We'll spread the word to have people visit this channel now!

  • @michellewarns2778
    @michellewarns2778 5 років тому +41

    19:01 Dude, it would be almost like a ninja version of "The Tortoise and the Hare".

    • @danielrules-espinal
      @danielrules-espinal 2 роки тому +3

      All that team is missing is the Easter Bunny from Rise of the Guardians and you got yourself an awesome bunny team!

    • @LadyOnikara
      @LadyOnikara Рік тому

      I'd watch it! (If the turtles actually looked like turtles. I guess I'm a hardcore Jim Henson fan.)

  • @codyflake3080
    @codyflake3080 3 роки тому +35

    Okay I call bs on the book crap. I’ve watched the shows and movies(except these for good reason) and plenty of things were changed but one thing that stayed pretty much the same was that Splinter already knew Ninjitsu before meeting the turtles. In the early series the reason is because he is Master Yoshi mutated into a rat, in the movies he learned ninjitsu from Master Yoshi. That part was essential to the how the turtles become Ninjas and Bay’s way around that is a freaking book?

    • @agentepolaris4914
      @agentepolaris4914 2 роки тому

      That's the only flaw of the film

    • @LadyOnikara
      @LadyOnikara Рік тому +4

      Also, who would drop a cool Japanese martial arts book into the sewer.

    • @zanderblankenship3849
      @zanderblankenship3849 Рік тому

      @@LadyOnikara Someone who couldn’t read Japanese?

    • @LadyOnikara
      @LadyOnikara Рік тому +1

      @@zanderblankenship3849 Hmm... Maybe. I would at least give it a good try first.

  • @nosoyarkano7624
    @nosoyarkano7624 6 років тому +462

    I might be a dumbass but is the voice change and glasses change a reference to the animated 80's show's constant errors?

  • @tylerleach8796
    @tylerleach8796 7 років тому +505

    We need a four way crossover of Nostalgia Critic, AVGN, Black Nerd, and Phelous to review The sequel

    • @whatiftherewasanun
      @whatiftherewasanun 7 років тому +14

      I'm so thankful that I'm not the only person who thinks that!

    • @cryingwithrage
      @cryingwithrage 7 років тому +5

      and angry joe

    • @karakun1
      @karakun1 7 років тому +10

      angry joe not the best choice. though he did watched it as a kid he’s not the best choice plus he already got his crossover with Critic in Batman vs Superman.

    • @nameynamename3758
      @nameynamename3758 7 років тому +2

      +karakun1 - Also Man of Steel.

    • @nameynamename3758
      @nameynamename3758 7 років тому +3

      Why Phelous? Is he really a TMNT guy?

  • @IcyAtlas
    @IcyAtlas 5 років тому +67

    "Do you see her right in front of you?"
    *"No-"*
    "-Then she's been kidnapped."

  • @B33FY2011
    @B33FY2011 Рік тому +34

    This is the first time I have ever seen and known that avgn & critic did this together. This is the duel review I never knew I needed.

  • @madnessunleashed8648
    @madnessunleashed8648 7 років тому +101

    I would totally watch Thirty Something Nerdy Critic's.

    • @HarmonyBunny
      @HarmonyBunny 4 роки тому +3

      It's called Angry Video Game Nerd and Nostalgia Critic.

    • @HarmonyBunny
      @HarmonyBunny 3 роки тому

      @Squeezie Army Joke / You \

  • @punkrockgamer6916
    @punkrockgamer6916 6 років тому +70

    Might just be because I'm stoned, but this ending speech legit makes me cry-

    • @mcfireballs3491
      @mcfireballs3491 3 роки тому +1

      You had me at 'stoned'

    • @Buderus69
      @Buderus69 3 роки тому

      I hope you are not still crying about this

    • @JONAH_918
      @JONAH_918 2 роки тому +2

      @@Buderus69 I dont think anyone could be stoned for three years

    • @Buderus69
      @Buderus69 2 роки тому +3

      @@JONAH_918 then you haven't met my family I see

  • @gdbaradit
    @gdbaradit 4 роки тому +16

    17:35 "Fuck that noise" They forgot to add the noise (?)

  • @SithBunny1
    @SithBunny1 2 роки тому +8

    23:23 Wow, I can't believe they got Arin Hanson for this!

  • @Justmyhandle
    @Justmyhandle 8 років тому +14

    22:00- "Boom, and boobs! Explosions!" Ha, that actually does sum up most of Michael Bay's style in a nut shell. PRINT MONEY :D

  • @MforMovesets
    @MforMovesets 6 років тому +494

    Imagine these Turtles as big buff black stereotype gangsters with bald heads and short noses, then think back to the racist Transformers back in Transformers 2 and it will blow your mind.

    • @szpecter558
      @szpecter558 6 років тому +8

      28:08 Someone please tell me the name of that song to send me a link to it at least!!!

    • @casualcyberguy1314
      @casualcyberguy1314 6 років тому +4

      MforZorro | Movesets OH MY GOOOOOOOD

    • @dcarterm8371
      @dcarterm8371 6 років тому +1

      MforZorro | Movesets You’re giving me ideas!

    • @KangaKucha
      @KangaKucha 6 років тому +2

      MforMovesets didn't NC do that in his review of the original movies?

    • @gabopr1365
      @gabopr1365 5 років тому +1

      How?

  • @muddashucka9743
    @muddashucka9743 Рік тому +11

    8:08 That super molecular discombobulating device looks like a Dr. Grordbort raygun

  • @hdjksa52
    @hdjksa52 5 років тому +54

    You know Tamara Lynn Chambers would have been a great pick for April O'neil. She really looks like a real version of her.

    • @billjacobs521
      @billjacobs521 5 років тому +6

      Tall, skinny redhead with big boobs? I feel like only one part of that might be true.

    • @aidanredding8058
      @aidanredding8058 4 роки тому +2

      @John The King Robinson She's more fitting than Megan Fox

    • @Phoebe5448
      @Phoebe5448 3 роки тому +1

      The mere fact that Megan Fox was chosen again for a Micheal Bay movie, and a ninja turtles one no less! Still makes me mad. 😠

  • @BabyLambCreations
    @BabyLambCreations 6 років тому +27

    Totally unrelated to the subject of this video, but: (29:16)
    RIP Adam West, TV's #1 Batman.

  • @dgood5707
    @dgood5707 6 років тому +28

    Regarding April being a teen in the Nickelodeon series, atleast Donnie having a crush on her isn't creepy.

  • @massimopetrangelo8692
    @massimopetrangelo8692 3 роки тому +7

    26:48: Critic says there was no explosions before.
    Looking back at 15:53 and 17:03: Explosions!

    • @brandonspain12345
      @brandonspain12345 2 роки тому +1

      @UC3n78nGHqK9e2FQzQTK0ftw Still giant enough to destroy their lair. Dumbass.

  • @stegoshark5116
    @stegoshark5116 Рік тому +8

    16:12 So his siblings don't get into it. He's just acting like someone with siblings

  • @JageshemashFTW
    @JageshemashFTW 6 років тому +180

    26:40
    Uh... Did they cut out a joke? I remember a bit where they joke that Raphael would be speaking really fast to match the speed of the crane falling?

    • @cng507
      @cng507 5 років тому +16

      Oh, I finally found someone else who noticed. I was looking for that too

    • @PixxieAlexx
      @PixxieAlexx 5 років тому +6

      Same I was just thinking that! I wonder why they took it out

    • @gradybrown9301
      @gradybrown9301 5 років тому +4

      I have been wondering the same thing and I really wanna know why

    • @jordirapper
      @jordirapper 4 роки тому +15

      Copyright reasons. The long audio was the problem

    • @MRAxel1900
      @MRAxel1900 4 роки тому +7

      Mándela Effect

  • @Joker3384
    @Joker3384 8 років тому +132

    23:58 Why does Santa Christ look like a Smurf? XD

    • @wingriddenmartyr
      @wingriddenmartyr 7 років тому +6

      Shadow clone jutsu!

    • @KamenRiderSeiryuXV0
      @KamenRiderSeiryuXV0 7 років тому +15

      Santa Christ becoming a sensei. lol

    • @TheMrRuttazzo
      @TheMrRuttazzo 7 років тому +16

      Because he has died for all our sins...
      ...But he also likes pancakes!

    • @ryudragonuv
      @ryudragonuv 6 років тому +3

      Because in that scene he's an astral-projection.
      Much like back in the 1988 live-action movie when Splinter--long ensnared by the Foot--appeared to Leo and the others on April's farm while meditating together to speak to them.
      Know you references!

    • @Probablylani
      @Probablylani 6 років тому +2

      Will 2139 "No! Onions!"

  • @acountryboysopinion6001
    @acountryboysopinion6001 5 років тому +75

    I they would've stayed with the source material, it would've made sense that Splinter knew Japanese (He was a pet of a Japanese Lord) & how Splinter knew Shredder (Shredder was an enemy of Splinter's Master).

    • @reenamiller4489
      @reenamiller4489 3 роки тому

      Now that I think about it, the only time Splinter is the ninjitsu master and not the pet is in the 2012 and 2018 shows
      Where did that idea even come from?

    • @s.nifrum4580
      @s.nifrum4580 3 роки тому +1

      @@reenamiller4489
      It came from the 1987 show
      And it’s the superior story anyway

  • @mattmoro1212
    @mattmoro1212 3 роки тому +5

    8:13 Anyone else notice the nerd is holding a Manmelter from Tf2?

  • @skyscraperfronterline5701
    @skyscraperfronterline5701 8 років тому +143

    Thirty Something Nerdy Critics!! Thirty Something Nerdy Critics!! 😆😆😆

    • @voltazurite1832
      @voltazurite1832 6 років тому

      Skyscraper Fronterline Reviewers with no life at all: Geeky power!

  • @godzillafan1117
    @godzillafan1117 8 років тому +56

    Where's the part of the video where Raphael talks normally in slo mo? Was I imagining things?

    • @godsdonttalk597
      @godsdonttalk597 8 років тому +13

      GodzillaFan111 Now to think of it, these reuploads have had a lot (maybe not a lot, but some) scenes cut from them. Perhaps these were the specific copyright claims?
      Either that or we're all going crazy.

    • @godzillafan1117
      @godzillafan1117 8 років тому

      Hmmm

    • @dwarf365
      @dwarf365 8 років тому +3

      GodzillaFan111 CONFIRMED! original version is 35:10 min long. same con ending and everything. as near as i can tell it is just that clip that was cut. it was my favorite part of the vid. thankfully i saved the first upload.

    • @godsdonttalk597
      @godsdonttalk597 8 років тому +1

      It had to be the copyright claim, just like the Jaws scene from Master of Disguise

    • @godzillafan1117
      @godzillafan1117 8 років тому

      }:(

  • @bobthebomb2758
    @bobthebomb2758 5 років тому +83

    OK that cartoon were April was a teenager was first of all great and second of all 100 times better than these movies

    • @themysteriouscatperson9483
      @themysteriouscatperson9483 4 роки тому +6

      The Critic
      He didn’t say anything against it, I think he likes it judging from other reviews

  • @spaghetnoodle6441
    @spaghetnoodle6441 4 роки тому +16

    17:19 is my favorite part of the review

  • @LuriTV
    @LuriTV 7 років тому +9

    The song in Splinters-"dying"-Scene 18:40 sounds a lot like "Mountains of Thunder" from the wrath of the lich king OST

  • @salmagundi_media
    @salmagundi_media 7 років тому +10

    "Did my voice just come out of your mouth?" Gold.

  • @RandomCartoonFan2639
    @RandomCartoonFan2639 5 років тому +56

    First Nickelodeon film rated PG-13

  • @geomania8533
    @geomania8533 2 роки тому +13

    God that elevator scene is the best. Especially with all the clips of everyone dancing to the beat

  • @bradchadwick4343
    @bradchadwick4343 7 років тому +67

    We're really white!
    That's literally all I say when someone tells me that's the wrong lyrics or that dab doesn't have correct form

  • @Spuckhuus
    @Spuckhuus 6 років тому +378

    Jim Henson > CGI

  • @CleverClothe
    @CleverClothe Рік тому +6

    "It's like Vine..."
    That joke didn't age well.

  • @ossomysteriossobutyoucanca9472
    @ossomysteriossobutyoucanca9472 5 років тому +35

    Fox sounds like Phantom Menace Natalie Portman

    • @lucasgibbs4050
      @lucasgibbs4050 4 роки тому +1

      Megan Fox, we already had Natalie Portman regretting her Star Wars choice, you shouldn’t have joined TMNT directed by Michael Bay. Any project with Michael Bay these days is just asking to be ruined by greedy, explosion craving hands.

  • @stefanm.734
    @stefanm.734 6 років тому +9

    15:08 It's more plausible than a guy teaching a rat Ninjistu.

  • @AceofSpades820
    @AceofSpades820 3 роки тому +51

    And from what I have learned from fanart of these designs
    The Michael Bay designs look better in 2D! And when drawn!

    • @kaijukid1443
      @kaijukid1443 2 роки тому +6

      Kinda the same with the bayverse Transformers

  • @Geekzarro
    @Geekzarro 3 роки тому +36

    The thing I love the most about reviews like this, is that you guys can make something incredible and awesome out of something really awful. I've seen this review many times already, and always I end up almost crying of emotion, pure lovely nostalgia :')
    Thanks Nerd and Critic

  • @ldragothelordofdragons1859
    @ldragothelordofdragons1859 Рік тому +7

    24:10
    The Christ: you must form a rap band
    Nc: right, what
    Always cracks me up every time

  • @gamefreak23788
    @gamefreak23788 8 років тому +336

    Who's favorite version is the 2003 TMNT?

    • @sammichdefate5375
      @sammichdefate5375 8 років тому +59

      ***** Funny enough, that was actually the version of the TMNT I grew up with.

    • @badexample2674
      @badexample2674 8 років тому +6

      Sammich De Fate Me Too

    • @MegaFeeso
      @MegaFeeso 8 років тому +8

      Marten Lausvee I did too but I have an oler brother so I grew up with the 80s show and movies too.

    • @badexample2674
      @badexample2674 8 років тому

      ***** I was 2 or 3 when people i know were watching the 80s show ( I live in a weird country). But i saw most of the 80s episodes last year

    • @MegaFeeso
      @MegaFeeso 8 років тому

      Those "red sky" episodes were a little odd

  • @andrewkful
    @andrewkful 8 років тому +39

    0:09 That was a fun spoof to animate!

    • @AndrewHager02
      @AndrewHager02 8 років тому +6

      Great job, man! You've really got your work cut out for you!

  • @bardinblue9830
    @bardinblue9830 Рік тому +3

    "Just a big giant toy commercial..." I suppose the same could be said of the Transformers, He-Man and She-Ra and the Masters of the Universe, G.I. Joe, Ghost Busters, and so many other ideas and concepts that were popular with kids during the 1980's and 1990's. Heck, when figurines and action figures of video game characters finally came out, like Mario and Link figures... and then the Mega Man action figures based both on the silly cartoon and those closer to the actual concept art for the games - I wanted those too - even in my adult years! Funny, and yet this video is so true about growing up in the 80's and 90's with the cartoons, games, and toys... and then comparing new concepts of each to our memories of what we had growing up. Thank you for this entertaining, and yet somehow insightful, piece of commentary Angry Video Game Nerd and Nostalgia Critic! You guys are both awesome.

  • @superdogsam6230
    @superdogsam6230 3 роки тому +3

    Another reason Fischner would have worked is because Shredder was a businessman by day in Mirage comics.

  • @MB-iw7po
    @MB-iw7po 4 роки тому +48

    If Sonic can have a make over why can't the TMNT's?

    • @topcoppelion6626
      @topcoppelion6626 3 роки тому +2

      If it really matters they'll get a George Lucas Special edition bullocks.

    • @mintstar3703
      @mintstar3703 2 роки тому +4

      True. Sonic and Pikachu are perfect examples of how to make animated characters look easy on the eyes in live action.

    • @legendaryweegee5331
      @legendaryweegee5331 Рік тому +4

      Because the people who were making the sonic movies were humble enough to take criticism, no matter how harsh. Michael Bay on the other hand has a huge ego so he wouldn’t even consider criticism in the first place.

    • @johnjackson8327
      @johnjackson8327 Рік тому +1

      This was before Hollywood realized that making an adaptation exactly like the source material made money

    • @LadyOnikara
      @LadyOnikara Рік тому +4

      Actually, they should have a makeover after this. Since they got Sonic to look like the game version instead of an anorexic weasel, make the Ninja Turtles actually look like Ninja Turtles instead of shelled toads on steroids.

  • @reijiminato8762
    @reijiminato8762 7 років тому +12

    24:38 - Cue "Girl from Ipanema" by Astrud & Joao Gilberto

  • @eddiedejesus943
    @eddiedejesus943 2 роки тому +8

    27:16 is the best part

  • @ciscotheinkboi
    @ciscotheinkboi Рік тому +7

    21:44 Neither am I!! Damn good show!!

  • @jonzu4
    @jonzu4 7 років тому +209

    Damn right, I shot first! Thanks for the shoutout!

    • @mysite1012
      @mysite1012 7 років тому +3

      Sir Greedo yet you got fried XD still think they could have done more with your character and Boba Fett.

    • @Draggobuttboi
      @Draggobuttboi 7 років тому +20

      you still missed, what are you a stormtrooper?

    • @Commander_Tarnum
      @Commander_Tarnum 7 років тому

      Eh, I actually don't mind that Greedo Shot first.Han Solo is still a Character in the Original Trilogy Guys.

    • @alexsis55
      @alexsis55 7 років тому

      Sir Greedo Guy Sensei shot first

    • @williamsullivan7818
      @williamsullivan7818 7 років тому +9

      Well you missed at point blank range so how shitty are you at your job.

  • @bluezero8557
    @bluezero8557 7 років тому +128

    If they made a game about the critic and the nerd and set it in the teenage mutant ninja turtles nes game. I'd play it. hell id buy it (with in a reasonable price range of course)

  • @mwizachihana9551
    @mwizachihana9551 3 роки тому +17

    24:38-25:41. My favourite scene in this WHOLE review.

  • @chrisby4607
    @chrisby4607 5 років тому +19

    That weapon was the pyros manmelter from TF2.

    • @dogman9291
      @dogman9291 4 роки тому

      Manmelter origin story

  • @Valant0324
    @Valant0324 8 років тому +40

    You better do an other one of these for the sequel!

    • @IndecisiveJR
      @IndecisiveJR 8 років тому +2

      He pretty much enjoyed the sequel so probably wont happen

    • @Cerulean
      @Cerulean 8 років тому +5

      It could be a thing like he did with Man of Steel if James didn't like Turtles 2

    • @mrjacob0101
      @mrjacob0101 7 років тому +2

      The Nerd and Nostalgia Critic of course aren't James Rofle or Doug Walker and they can have different opinion as FICTIONAL characters.

    • @Cerulean
      @Cerulean 7 років тому +2

      mrjacob0101
      Well duh.

  • @mwizachihana9551
    @mwizachihana9551 3 роки тому +15

    6:46. I love this scene where their designs are criticized.

  • @lord_vwphaeton1883
    @lord_vwphaeton1883 3 роки тому +14

    All jokes aside, ill give the movie some credit...
    The movie's lit well and the colours are REALLY good... Like *REALLY* good... It is, in my humble opinion, a good looking movie...
    Edit: forgot to add... Anyone thought Will Arnett was actually Patrick Wilson? I legit got confused...

  • @rootless4042
    @rootless4042 4 роки тому +9

    Dude what the heck was that at 20:58 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @kriscuffie8010
    @kriscuffie8010 6 років тому +63

    NOOOOOO!!!!!!! HAN SHOT FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    thank you for listening

    • @chezzyglock2351
      @chezzyglock2351 5 років тому

      fuck you

    • @mcp2.035
      @mcp2.035 5 років тому +4

      No, Han didn’t shoot first, he was the only one to shoot

    • @aidanredding8058
      @aidanredding8058 4 роки тому

      He did actually, if you look at it frame-by-frame the laser leaves Han's blaster before Greedos is out of the barrel.

  • @jasonjoseph6497
    @jasonjoseph6497 3 роки тому +20

    The shredformer killed me😂

  • @heetsees
    @heetsees 2 роки тому +8

    I saw this movie with my wife when it was released. It was a New york theater at midnight and the place was completely empty. It was a vacation from Edmonton, Canada and it was fucking amazing to see the TMNT with my beloved, while in New York City in the opening weekends! The experience was amazing and the film is definitely not bad for a turtle movie.

  • @TheSonicAndTailsShow
    @TheSonicAndTailsShow Рік тому +22

    24:34 I'll agree with this, this WAS the best scene in the movie.

  • @YourObedientSandwichAHam
    @YourObedientSandwichAHam 7 років тому +26

    I'm not a fan of TMNT (don't hate it, I just didn't grow up with it), but I have to say I thought that one scene in the elevator was fun.

  • @5daysastranger
    @5daysastranger 7 років тому +10

    So, you guys comment on the fact that this movie made Splinter learn martial arts from a book written in Japanese.
    But the fact that in the original cartoon Splinter was a HUMAN that was mutated into a rat, and in this movie they made him be a rat who was mutated into a bigger rat, doesn't bother you at all?
    Not to mention that splinter was originally in the same clan (in japan) with shredder, and that shredder betrayed him and got him thrown out of their clan.
    THAT was the bigger slap on the face for TMNJ fans and not that he learned martial arts from a book.
    Not that it makes any sense, it was indeed really stupid.
    Other than that, great review as always, and having AVGN review this with you was a great treat as well.
    All in all, one of my favorite channels here on youtube.
    Keep up the great work.

    • @NoahMonroe_
      @NoahMonroe_ 7 років тому

      To be fair, the 2003 show did that first.

  • @lordbrickmasterproductions3531
    @lordbrickmasterproductions3531 3 роки тому +9

    12:28 the best thing he ever said

  • @p_sher12
    @p_sher12 3 роки тому +8

    24:30 greatest 1 min & 12 secs of any UA-cam video