The Hearts of Iron 4 Experience

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  • @SquireComedy
    @SquireComedy  5 років тому +2971

    Hey chaps, hope you enjoyed this one. The advert at the end is pure cheese, and probably the most fun thing we've ever filmed. Anyway, please go and check out our friends Door Monster, who featured in this video. Whilst I'm here (And because I never remember to share such things), see about giving us a follow on Twitter. It's mostly rubbish.
    Door Monster: ua-cam.com/channels/-to_wlckb-bFDtQfUZL3Kw.html
    Our Twitter: twitter.com/SquireFlyer

    • @bottomgear1886
      @bottomgear1886 5 років тому +22

      Squire I absolutely love hoi4, and this channel! Keep it up!

    • @ErnstJungWork
      @ErnstJungWork 5 років тому +5

      Squire I love you

    • @MausOfTheHouse
      @MausOfTheHouse 5 років тому +5

      Bring back tea time with squire!

    • @SquireComedy
      @SquireComedy  5 років тому +24

      @@bottomgear1886 Cheers mate! We will do :)

    • @bottomgear1886
      @bottomgear1886 5 років тому +5

      Squire this is amazing! This video is very inventive and creative 👍

  • @bottomgear1886
    @bottomgear1886 5 років тому +5840

    ‘Our field marshals have now retired... from life!’- The best quote on earth.

    • @MausOfTheHouse
      @MausOfTheHouse 5 років тому +27

      This is the reason why squire's videos are so entertaining.

    • @bottomgear1886
      @bottomgear1886 5 років тому +9

      and oh my goodness this is my most liked comment

    • @MausOfTheHouse
      @MausOfTheHouse 5 років тому +2

      @@bottomgear1886 why so happy? Its just a comment

    • @redsnowleopard
      @redsnowleopard 5 років тому +2

      Sorry to upvote from 777 to 778 eh?

    • @shanedoesyoutube8001
      @shanedoesyoutube8001 5 років тому +1

      @@MausOfTheHouse I'd like to believe that STM wrote out facts (probably)

  • @nopoler6383
    @nopoler6383 5 років тому +4503

    This was probably the best sponsor ad I've ever seen.

    • @SquireComedy
      @SquireComedy  5 років тому +436

      Honestly, it was both the best and worse thing we've ever made.

    • @Jame5man
      @Jame5man 5 років тому +104

      Squire *breathtaking*

    • @bandanathereaper9863
      @bandanathereaper9863 5 років тому +25

      @@SquireComedy well you make bad look good and this was very badly made.

    • @Forestmarko
      @Forestmarko 5 років тому +8

      @@SquireComedy well yes, but at the very least i clicked the link to check them out - and i am usually anti-ad

    • @EvilOverlord1662
      @EvilOverlord1662 5 років тому +20

      When the sponsor ad is almost as good as the video itself.

  • @krabistheisopod1376
    @krabistheisopod1376 5 років тому +10204

    Nobody:
    Hearts of Iron 4: *Red Finland has called New Zealand as their ally in the Bolivian-Kazakhstani war*

    • @MausOfTheHouse
      @MausOfTheHouse 5 років тому +351

      To be fair, it a game about fiction, so it about an alternate reality.

    • @ggquartz7171
      @ggquartz7171 5 років тому +348

      just check out r/cursedhoi4

    • @suburban-mech2107
      @suburban-mech2107 5 років тому +11

      GGquartz p

    • @kalks4334
      @kalks4334 5 років тому +35

      @@MausOfTheHouse HoI always was a WW2 game

    • @joutakujo9773
      @joutakujo9773 5 років тому +5

      Amazing and true

  • @ThejollyFrenchman
    @ThejollyFrenchman 5 років тому +2873

    I love that your production quality is somehow simultaneously high enough to get real tanks, and low enough that you have to use wooden sten guns and pretend bolt-action rifles.

    • @Dudeguyforeverlulz
      @Dudeguyforeverlulz 5 років тому +181

      Pretty sure that wasn't an actual tank they used. but still impressive they managed to make a fake tank nonetheless.

    • @dionjaywoollaston1349
      @dionjaywoollaston1349 5 років тому +116

      ThejollyFrenchman he would have used the real thing but our country is run by total twat cunts that hate freedom

    • @hedgeearthridge6807
      @hedgeearthridge6807 5 років тому +185

      Squire's tank factory efficiency is at maximum, and small ams factories are at the very minimum.

    • @CatAdvantage
      @CatAdvantage 4 роки тому +26

      Starvin Marvin I diagnose you with stroke

    • @terezinhaquirozquiroz3305
      @terezinhaquirozquiroz3305 4 роки тому +17

      @Starvin Marvin Somebody call an ambulance, this man be passing out!

  • @rocktrout8773
    @rocktrout8773 5 років тому +2367

    "Turn that whole little island,...Into an airstrip!"
    Hmm, A little 1984 shorthand methinks?

  • @CallingSkoot
    @CallingSkoot 5 років тому +3063

    “I promise I won’t go fascist this time guys, honestly.”
    - Neville Chamberlin moments before being overthrown by Gamer Mosley

  • @thomasntdt4828
    @thomasntdt4828 5 років тому +4085

    Breaking News: Gamer Mosley back for Vengeance after loading his last save

    • @SquireComedy
      @SquireComedy  5 років тому +223

      Hahaha!

    • @MausOfTheHouse
      @MausOfTheHouse 5 років тому +18

      Good one!

    • @zepik773
      @zepik773 5 років тому +4

      You got an ifunny?

    • @zefflin1451
      @zefflin1451 5 років тому +6

      Doesn't everyone though?

    • @thomasntdt4828
      @thomasntdt4828 5 років тому +28

      @@SquireComedy Operation "Load a Save Game" was a massive success after British forces encircled an entire American Army in and around Milton Keynes.

  • @VUTRANDINH-r9l
    @VUTRANDINH-r9l 5 років тому +4700

    Lol "British accepted Venezuelan lend-lease"

    • @falloutghoul1
      @falloutghoul1 5 років тому +145

      Decisions are available.

    • @HistoryMonarch1999
      @HistoryMonarch1999 5 років тому +50

      When Bolívar doesn’t talk

    • @AmalekIsComing
      @AmalekIsComing 5 років тому +135

      "surely these 15 guns can change the tide of the war!"

    • @isengrom6883
      @isengrom6883 4 роки тому +1

      falloutghoul1 you still need to but that shity 75 pp company adviser to increase your ideology shift defense as well as doing emergency factory conversion

    • @regularvenezuelancitizen5668
      @regularvenezuelancitizen5668 4 роки тому +15

      finally some fucking food

  • @suryaprakash2126
    @suryaprakash2126 5 років тому +1861

    Seriously after seeing this, I think that there should be a live news feed in the game where someone reads the news.

    • @checkbordspy4608
      @checkbordspy4608 5 років тому +57

      *paradox hoi4 news dlc* - freedom of the press - 23 pound 99 pence.- must have all previous Dlc including audio book,

    • @Carlos7Matute
      @Carlos7Matute 5 років тому +16

      Or atleast funny commercials like in Cities skylines.

    • @Starman062
      @Starman062 4 роки тому +2

      SANS______
      Have you ever read them after the 10th time?

    • @kiwikiwi2483
      @kiwikiwi2483 4 роки тому +3

      Kind of like tropical 5

    • @MultiMaulana123
      @MultiMaulana123 3 роки тому +2

      Well then you'll be listening to hiddenburg accident 999x times

  • @command_unit7792
    @command_unit7792 5 років тому +2853

    "Germany or better known as Europe"

  • @whitehawk4510
    @whitehawk4510 5 років тому +1340

    But lets talk about that hidden gem of a headphones advertisement...

  • @TheIronArmenianakaGIHaigs
    @TheIronArmenianakaGIHaigs 5 років тому +1653

    5:25 when your 2 width 10% strength div encounters the enemy 40 width armored div.

    • @tunney2033
      @tunney2033 5 років тому +21

      Oh shit

    • @gildedphoenix
      @gildedphoenix 5 років тому +127

      And then 23 more of them appears in Dover. Under 9 lv Guderian and Rommel's command.

    • @jamesharding3459
      @jamesharding3459 5 років тому +3

      Iron! Good to see you here!

    • @derwillhelm3778
      @derwillhelm3778 5 років тому +5

      Coşkun Akalın bruh that’s terrifying af

    • @gildedphoenix
      @gildedphoenix 5 років тому +16

      @@derwillhelm3778 did i mentioned Guderian has Logistics wizard and Aggressive Assaulter too?

  • @arulshankarum2512
    @arulshankarum2512 5 років тому +2938

    *Nobody really knows what's going on with frontlines these days*
    😂😂 Only hoi4 players would get that

    • @leftfootfirstpolitics
      @leftfootfirstpolitics 5 років тому +80

      I play hoi4 and I missed that bit. These videos have so much re-watch value!

    • @theitalianjojo3440
      @theitalianjojo3440 5 років тому +120

      The frontlines.
      The fucking frontlines.

    • @emerald_1160
      @emerald_1160 5 років тому +43

      Don’t get me started on frontlines

    • @thegamingraven1691
      @thegamingraven1691 5 років тому +29

      LUNAR BLOODDROP in my 52 hours of hoi4 i’ve never seen Japan naval invade Germany (that’s maybe because I only have 52 hours in hoi) I play Germany a lot.

    • @biponacci
      @biponacci 5 років тому +23

      Can confirm, I don’t have HOI4 and I know exactly what’s going on with frontlines

  • @Thomas-qy3ox
    @Thomas-qy3ox 5 років тому +249

    "as the Germans land unopposed in Dover"
    I am so
    So
    SO Glad you mentioned that Dover is rarely ever guarded.

    • @speedy01247
      @speedy01247 4 роки тому +17

      In one game the UK fell faster then France cause of that, I still question where there Navy disappeared for like 3 months which let me land 48 divisions right on Dover. (Not all in a single naval invasion, but the rest came shortly after)

    • @bman7346
      @bman7346 4 роки тому +1

      @@speedy01247 Italy?

    • @rebelgaming1.5.14
      @rebelgaming1.5.14 4 роки тому +5

      In one game I collapsed Britian as Germany because their navy decided they had better things to do, like convoy raid off Gibraltar. They had 6 divisions to defend all of Britian. I then navally invaded France in a D-Day scenario. Paris took longer to fall than the entirety of Great Britain.
      Note I did this in 1938, and later collapsed the USSR by 43

    • @jebbroham1776
      @jebbroham1776 3 роки тому

      @@rebelgaming1.5.14 You make Bo look like a child then lol

    • @rebelgaming1.5.14
      @rebelgaming1.5.14 3 роки тому

      @@jebbroham1776 It was mostly luck. In a actual match-up between me and Bo, Bo stomps me into the ground 8 times out of 10. I will mention I've never been on the Defensive in any one of my games, so I rarely use garrisons. Luck was what got me through that Ironman Game. I am not a pro player by any means.

  • @Alvraf
    @Alvraf 5 років тому +376

    Dude, the HoI4 Division animations in the background though, lmfao.

  • @Pantsugrenadiere
    @Pantsugrenadiere 5 років тому +901

    5:43 "négociation with Europe have failed and people are sick of it"
    Hmm sounds like Brexit to me.....

    • @drstihl2007
      @drstihl2007 5 років тому +40

      Well as a leader of Europ I mean as a German i can say that it is BLOODY WELL TRUE. Those brits are like a cat that can't decide whether it wants to go out or stay in. I say lets waterboard them with coffee and make them eat French snails with a nice red Bordeaux wine until they finally give in and get the hell out. Ruthless and efficient, the proper NAY!...the German way!

    • @Neion8
      @Neion8 5 років тому +42

      @@drstihl2007 As an Englishman, all I can say is that this whole mess is just further proof that European leaders need a good war to decide anything... Holiday in France anyone?

    • @Pantsugrenadiere
      @Pantsugrenadiere 5 років тому +6

      @@Neion8 well i already live in France

    • @6chhelipilot
      @6chhelipilot 5 років тому +5

      Should be decided over a reasonably long game of realistic War Thunder...but only if us Brits get to also use US and Russian aircraft.

    • @Neion8
      @Neion8 5 років тому +3

      ​@@Pantsugrenadiere Damn, ahead of the game are we? I guess this is an example of this German efficiency I've heard so much about.

  • @klobiforpresident2254
    @klobiforpresident2254 5 років тому +376

    When Squire uploads so infrequently that Doormonster takes over his channel.

    • @Juno101
      @Juno101 3 роки тому +1

      Ooof size: BIG

  • @theamazingengineer1901
    @theamazingengineer1901 5 років тому +438

    Another genius comedy sketch! Keep up the good work old boy! Carrier pigeon dispatched

  • @wigglingpanda1471
    @wigglingpanda1471 5 років тому +500

    The “Jesus Christ they’re coming” was perfectly timed with a fire work outside my house😂

    • @CommonCanc
      @CommonCanc 5 років тому +2

      India?

    • @wigglingpanda1471
      @wigglingpanda1471 5 років тому +12

      Common Cancer no UK it’s bonfire night soon

    • @CommonCanc
      @CommonCanc 5 років тому +2

      @@wigglingpanda1471 oh i thought so because we have a festival in which we exactly do that for 3 nights

    • @wigglingpanda1471
      @wigglingpanda1471 5 років тому

      Common Cancer nah

    • @CommonCanc
      @CommonCanc 5 років тому

      @@wigglingpanda1471 no, really its diwali soon and the only thing you can hear till around 2 or 3 at night is just fireworks going off

  • @ticktock2000x
    @ticktock2000x 5 років тому +192

    Multi-million dollar industry creates an ad.
    *SKIP*
    UA-cam channel creates an ad.
    "This is amazing. I want to watch it again."

    • @metro3041
      @metro3041 5 років тому +6

      That's because the multi-million dollar industry uses none of that budget to create a sub-par ad that obviously plays to people's emotions to get them to buy something, while this is a cool and amazing video that's funny and relatable to many viewers, but funny none-the-less to any non-HOI4 players, that's much longer than the ad, and they don't get paid (well, not really) for doing it.

    • @Nate-bn5kk
      @Nate-bn5kk 4 роки тому +2

      Also UA-cam: "lol you want to skip? Here's another 5 minute add that you can't skip."

  • @naisussybaka
    @naisussybaka 5 років тому +212

    News Reporter: But first on to the weather
    Weather Reporter: *Confused Screaming*

    • @Mamorufumio
      @Mamorufumio 4 роки тому +4

      "come on i just want to report on the process on the panama canal." The news reporter groans.

  • @neues3691
    @neues3691 5 років тому +1211

    The giant wakes? Who woke Liechtenstein?

    • @Healermain15
      @Healermain15 5 років тому +129

      *Luxemburg declared war on the German Reich"

    • @neues3691
      @neues3691 5 років тому +2

      @@Healermain15 Luxemburg? What's that? Never heard of it

    • @arianas0714
      @arianas0714 5 років тому +77

      *Luxembourg has annexed the German reich.*

    • @andrewinbody4301
      @andrewinbody4301 5 років тому +17

      @@neues3691
      It's an old wives tale or mythical place I think.

    • @kentuckyace1068
      @kentuckyace1068 5 років тому +21

      @@arianas0714 Luxembourg has declared war on russia

  • @Steamed
    @Steamed 5 років тому +549

    Oh how I missed the “Yeeeesssssss”

  • @jedimario8860
    @jedimario8860 5 років тому +772

    “France has joined the war”
    *Shuffling papers*
    *France has surrendered*
    “Damn, I always miss it”
    This isn’t even a joke tbh
    Edit: Because too many people are making a mountain out of a molehill with my comment for no apparent reason, I'm gonna have to clarify. This is a Hearts of Iron 4 video. My comment referred to Hearts of Iron 4. AI France is ridiculously weak because they don't have troops on their Belgian border, so they get annihilated instantly. I understand that France wasn't historically as bad as people make them out to be, and there were a lot of different factors playing into their quick surrender in WW2, but that wasn't even what I was bloody talking about. So Jesus Christ, leave it alone and enjoy the video.

    • @sinthoras1306
      @sinthoras1306 5 років тому +35

      Yea to be perfectly honest they did Do pretty well up to WW1, and even then they didn't loose quickly, its just WW2 where they got completly fucked, well who could have guessed that the Wermacht Tanks could just drive through a forest.

    • @jacknorman3022
      @jacknorman3022 5 років тому +105

      @@x-a- I think he was talking about the gameplay. In Hearts of Iron 4 it is incredibly easy to destroy France as Germany.

    • @pizzamovies23
      @pizzamovies23 5 років тому +17

      No France fucked up. Bad communication the with BEF. Terrible leadership at the battalion and divisional level. Having antiquated technology. They got bitch slapped by the Wehrmacht

    • @XxX-gh2bx
      @XxX-gh2bx 5 років тому +5

      @@x-a- you know he can be from France and don't have any humor

    • @Herethick
      @Herethick 5 років тому +2

      @@XxX-gh2bx xD

  • @NotKnafo
    @NotKnafo 5 років тому +147

    3:53 how dare you say good evening
    if the sun is never sets on the British empire

  • @MausOfTheHouse
    @MausOfTheHouse 5 років тому +196

    Bring back tea time with squire!

    • @SquireComedy
      @SquireComedy  5 років тому +29

      We're looking into it, we promise!

    • @MausOfTheHouse
      @MausOfTheHouse 5 років тому +4

      @@SquireComedy I just repeated it to let you know.

  • @camerondefendorf3414
    @camerondefendorf3414 5 років тому +78

    ...so complete attrition, mega fleet, failure of an Air Force, no equipment, and eventual death by Soviet? Sign me up

  • @grammarcenturion4644
    @grammarcenturion4644 5 років тому +40

    1:20 nice 1984 reference, love the vids!

    • @SquireComedy
      @SquireComedy  5 років тому +10

      Not many picked up on it!

    • @xanpenguin754
      @xanpenguin754 5 років тому +1

      @@SquireComedy I had just watched a old live stream from The Spiffing Brit on him playing the 1984 DLC as Air Strip One.

  • @theodorepinnock1517
    @theodorepinnock1517 5 років тому +61

    *Legionnary Bulgaria has joined the Hispanic Alliance*
    "But you're not even Hispanic!"
    "...we can if we want to."

    • @darthalex3
      @darthalex3 5 років тому +9

      reminds me of the time I was messing around in singleplayer and literally the entire middle east joined the chinese united front. then hungary and albania joined,too. half the faction members weren't even chinese..

    • @Nat11us
      @Nat11us 5 років тому +1

      True XDA

    • @4realm8rusirius
      @4realm8rusirius 5 років тому +5

      Seems like ww1,second Balkan war and treaty of Berlin really took a toll on Bulgaria

    • @math3000
      @math3000 5 років тому +7

      What's with Greece's obsession with the Chinese?!

    • @wilberdebeer4696
      @wilberdebeer4696 3 роки тому +3

      Poland has joined the East Asian Co Prosperity Sphere and you are now at war with Japan as the Third Reich. On historical AI mind you.

  • @builder396
    @builder396 5 років тому +43

    Meanwhile: The Cold War between Allies and Comintern turns hot, as soviet states receive one nuclear bomb after another.
    In unrelated news: Soviet Union declares war on all manner of smaller nations that were not involved so far just to capture their equipment stocks, and because half their army is bored.

  • @discflame
    @discflame 5 років тому +68

    "The Germans have declared war on us"
    BASTARDS
    holy hell that's funny

  • @jkerman5113
    @jkerman5113 5 років тому +60

    "Turn that whole goddamn island... to a goddamn airstrip!"
    It went very well last time they tried that!

  • @tunney2033
    @tunney2033 5 років тому +32

    That 20% recruitment experience isn't gonna hold the line buddy

    • @SquireComedy
      @SquireComedy  5 років тому +6

      His belief in the leader and the party will ensure victory.

  • @terezinhaquirozquiroz3305
    @terezinhaquirozquiroz3305 4 роки тому +28

    "Germans landed unopposed in Dover"
    Oh, so the Empire is controlled by an AI.

  • @angelomaset1441
    @angelomaset1441 5 років тому +42

    Squire invades.
    *46% of the world's firearms rack simultaneously*

    • @jamesharding3459
      @jamesharding3459 5 років тому +2

      Ah, I love the smell of gunpowder at all times of day.

  • @TheFuri0uswc
    @TheFuri0uswc 5 років тому +258

    Me playing as UK: it's ww1 all over again.
    Me U.S.: Greeting Germany you are about to liberated. Do not resist.

    • @neues3691
      @neues3691 5 років тому +12

      TheFuriouswc Impossible, we don’t have oil

    • @Jame5man
      @Jame5man 5 років тому +32

      NeuesTestament true but Romania does and you’re in the way

    • @neues3691
      @neues3691 5 років тому +16

      @@Jame5man Oh shit, I knew there was a catch to having them in the Axis.

    • @wrongfulfishyt
      @wrongfulfishyt 5 років тому +2

      Me playing as UK: you are about to be colonised. Do not resist

    • @johnzgamez810
      @johnzgamez810 5 років тому +1

      NeuesTestament you’ve got coal, and that’s something that’s tasty, it allows our schlong to stay long.

  • @idunnowhyiplay8035
    @idunnowhyiplay8035 5 років тому +136

    "But wait, we forgot to take care of the empire of Texas! Oh no! They have taken over again, I repeat, they ha-"* Texan with cowboy hat roundhouse kicks the reporter and takes his spot* "Welcome and thank ya fer tuning inta Texas/North America news."

    • @richardbonnette490
      @richardbonnette490 5 років тому +3

      Honestly, I was expecting Germany to come in to the news reports so that we get to hear what Germany has to say about the world using its national propaga- er, ahem, news - channel.
      I was also expecting random weather pop-ups to be occurring. "Antarctica has gotten 40 degrees colder since last July. What happened between January and Last July?" "UN started to form national agency to fight climate change even though UN doesn't exist yet" "Global warming certain to come about in wake of British and German bombing campaigns on different world coasts." "The world's geographical climate is falling apart. But at least Australia's fine." Etc, etc, etc. :)

  • @cvetomirgeorgiev9106
    @cvetomirgeorgiev9106 5 років тому +133

    There's no way Britain could beat the USA. The lack of rain would send their ranks into disarray

    • @TheMinipily
      @TheMinipily 5 років тому +9

      Well at least there's one thing we'd like. WE WONT BE SAT IN CUNTING TRAFFIC EVERY FUCKING MINUTE.

    • @darthalex3
      @darthalex3 5 років тому +8

      @@TheMinipily new york,los angeles,and basically any other slightly large city: *am i a joke to you?*

    • @mandowarrior123
      @mandowarrior123 5 років тому +5

      @@TheMinipily dude, US traffic is way worse than uk.

    • @Nat11us
      @Nat11us 5 років тому +1

      There is Canada btw

  • @franzbauer1367
    @franzbauer1367 5 років тому +44

    5:53 excellent Brexit reference xD

  • @urbanmech8064
    @urbanmech8064 5 років тому +82

    Hey its Door Monster, also this video is pretty accurate.

    • @gildedphoenix
      @gildedphoenix 5 років тому

      Not really, The Japan didn't go for Democrats civil war where Democrats lose, and losing their unique focus tree. And meanwhile, New Zealand's fascist regime lend leases BoB sAMplE Super Heavues didn't mentioned.

    • @stachan24
      @stachan24 5 років тому +3

      Blood for the blood god

    • @urbanmech8064
      @urbanmech8064 5 років тому +3

      @@stachan24 SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!

    • @AcTive_AK
      @AcTive_AK 5 років тому +1

      @@urbanmech8064 MILK FOR THE KHOREFLAKES (sorry if I spelt this wrong, I got the knowledge from Lathrix a couple years ago...)

    • @urbanmech8064
      @urbanmech8064 5 років тому +1

      @@AcTive_AK oh it's fine, I heard Khorne is quite forgiving with jokes.

  • @marinesciencedude
    @marinesciencedude 5 років тому +12

    7:31 "Ah, *turtle* neck guy, I see you've finally come out of your *shell* "
    Some savage banter there...
    great that auto-generated subtitles are helping for once.

  • @xxopcseresznyexx2612
    @xxopcseresznyexx2612 5 років тому +22

    As a quite experienced hoi4 player i belive that this is indeed a great representation of the game... well, it is for newer players, as when i played the british empire, i literally destroyed the germans and pretty much the whole world with my superior tea, although the landings in dover without any resistance is actually quite satisfying when i play germany and that happens.
    Anyways, great video! (No im not a native english speaker before u ask why my grammar and phrases suck so much).
    Also i have dispatched my carrier -pigeon- fighter to deliver the like.

    • @SquireComedy
      @SquireComedy  5 років тому +3

      That's perfectly good English, old chap. Thanks!

    • @xxopcseresznyexx2612
      @xxopcseresznyexx2612 5 років тому +1

      Thanks for making a video on one of my favorite games!

  • @monkasteer00
    @monkasteer00 5 років тому +69

    "turn the damn island into an airstrip" was that a 1984 refference!?

  • @Erika_Banba
    @Erika_Banba 5 років тому +150

    🤣🤣I’m dying of laughter from that end fight scene I’ve quite literally fallen off my bed amazing video keep it up.
    Love from Hannah

  • @yourethatmantis5178
    @yourethatmantis5178 5 років тому +48

    5:30 when you deploy units ahead of time without equipment.

  • @SS-zd6yi
    @SS-zd6yi 5 років тому +86

    Me: *starts playing Hearts of Iron IV*
    Germany and USSR have already been selected by other players.
    Me: ok let's get an random country nobody likes or know
    0.0005 seconds later
    **165 COUNTRIES DECLARED WAR ON YOU**

  • @RaptorMaitre
    @RaptorMaitre 5 років тому +10

    5:30 That pretend shooting cracked me up. Spot on impression.

  • @mercury8793
    @mercury8793 5 років тому +41

    Nobody:
    Late Game Hoi4: **New Persian Empie has called Paraguay into the Cuban-Kenyan war**

  • @davidthornton5327
    @davidthornton5327 5 років тому +2

    Possibly the best video I have seen you guys post and a good portion is an Ad. Genius.

  • @warspitebstwaifu6453
    @warspitebstwaifu6453 5 років тому +12

    4:30 you forgot to say that half of the rest of the army is fighting in Hong Kong

  • @thesaurus9226
    @thesaurus9226 Рік тому +2

    5:30 - Ah, so that's how soldiers fight when you have an equipment deficit.

  • @hedgeearthridge6807
    @hedgeearthridge6807 5 років тому +16

    "Turn Britain into an Airstrip"
    Probably 95% of the people here have compared shit to the origin of that reference. That's depressing.

  • @ValueNetwork
    @ValueNetwork 3 роки тому +2

    “We should have preemptively invaded and turned that island into a Airstrip”
    I can’t believe no one in a year and a half noticed the 1984 reference

  • @SpectreGR
    @SpectreGR 5 років тому +3

    The song playing at "please wait" sections is '' underneath the arches - jack payne ''

    • @lonathann5243
      @lonathann5243 4 роки тому

      Thank you so much, I couldn't find it anywhere!

  • @May-gr8bp
    @May-gr8bp 5 років тому +2

    this is the best video I’ve seen in a while. A new subscriber you have gained

  • @jamiegarlock3797
    @jamiegarlock3797 5 років тому +9

    3:16 *rare footage of the hindenburg bursting into flames 1944 colorized*

  • @ganex9879
    @ganex9879 5 років тому +2

    I love that ending, you guys have a tons of potentional, subbed and liked

    • @SquireComedy
      @SquireComedy  5 років тому

      Thanks mate! Means a great deal.

  • @skot8692
    @skot8692 5 років тому +29

    2:04 *IS THAT A WORLD OF TANK REFERENCE*

    • @MausOfTheHouse
      @MausOfTheHouse 5 років тому +1

      Yes it is.

    • @tankadar
      @tankadar 5 років тому +2

      @@MausOfTheHouse hey maus happy to see ya here

  • @matrixam6493
    @matrixam6493 4 роки тому +2

    4:50 is the most accurate video reference I have ever seen. If you’ve ever played Britain you’d understand

  • @SNAFU._
    @SNAFU._ 5 років тому +20

    Wears general helmet, has Staff Sergeant Ranks

  • @TechPriest-A
    @TechPriest-A 4 роки тому +2

    I love Arthur MacEisenhower
    He's so funny in the tanks episodes

  • @jackray1337
    @jackray1337 5 років тому +8

    I liked the ad a lot. I bought the E25 headphones with the coupon. They sound good and are easy to use. Thanks!

  • @BurtsGamingHub
    @BurtsGamingHub 5 років тому +2

    I love all the little details in your videos makes them that much more fun to watch

  • @josephyoseph
    @josephyoseph 5 років тому +8

    We should have turned that whole damn island into an airstrip!
    Maybe we could name it Airstrip 1?

  • @asp2882
    @asp2882 5 років тому +2

    I'll give a like for the sponsor's ad you made. It is great, you've kept up the quality so far. Keep going!

  • @complexnote1317
    @complexnote1317 5 років тому +7

    Ngl I actually love these skits way more than the old war thunder vids

  • @crispygeneral
    @crispygeneral 5 років тому +2

    This stuff is way underrated, your editing and quality of videos is better than most million sub youtubers.

  • @relaxedchads3310
    @relaxedchads3310 4 роки тому +4

    1:17 I like how he's suppose to be a 4-Star General yet he's wearing Staff Sergeant Shoulders lmao

  • @sticklegend5
    @sticklegend5 5 років тому +2

    Another bloody marvellous skit sir! Even the ad at the end was brilliant! Keep up the fantastic work.

  • @norad_clips
    @norad_clips 5 років тому +14

    “Unopposed at Dover” yep

  • @DeadBaron
    @DeadBaron 5 років тому +10

    That sponsor outro was simply breathtaking

  • @erenyeager5480
    @erenyeager5480 5 років тому +24

    The sponsor ad alone was possibly funnier than the entire video! xD

    • @SquireComedy
      @SquireComedy  5 років тому +5

      Honestly we felt the same way.

  • @ldavidtw2000
    @ldavidtw2000 3 роки тому +1

    Is nobody talking about that brilliant raycon ad performance?

  • @Walterdecarvalh0100
    @Walterdecarvalh0100 5 років тому +4

    Dude, I love hoi4 and door monster. I remember when they used to be white lighting.

  • @KittyCatMeowMeowTime
    @KittyCatMeowMeowTime 3 роки тому +2

    Didn't realize this was a door monster vide- OH WAIT! It isn't. This is fun!

  • @poposk9024
    @poposk9024 5 років тому +6

    This is Rowan Atkinson (Mr. Bean) of our generation! Awesome video as always Squire!

    • @PobortzaPl
      @PobortzaPl 5 років тому

      Strange way of spelling for "Blackadder".

  • @oguzhankarakahya9104
    @oguzhankarakahya9104 3 роки тому +1

    6:40 The background image is Jaime Lannister charging towards the mother of dragons (I have the same background image as well, it is epic).

  • @stagskull6899
    @stagskull6899 5 років тому +8

    1:28 turn Britain into an Airstrip? 1984 anyone?

  • @keithstark1
    @keithstark1 2 роки тому +2

    The most accurate portrayal of hoi4 I’ve ever seen

  • @8Maduce50
    @8Maduce50 5 років тому +8

    "You'll need a television license to view this television program" so like today

  • @lorddominonexus
    @lorddominonexus 4 роки тому +2

    In HOI4, all nations have the technology to clone their generals, Paradox didn't tell us about it.

  • @BMGBrickfilms
    @BMGBrickfilms 5 років тому +4

    Squire? 2 videos in one month? I may have to recall my carrier pigeon at this outrage.

  • @Voiciunebattledogesse
    @Voiciunebattledogesse 5 років тому +2

    I love Underneath The Arches, and was pleasantly surprised to hear it in this video. It's a quite good video, all of the easter eggs were pleasant to find and it was relatable as a player as well.

    • @SquireComedy
      @SquireComedy  5 років тому

      It's one of those songs that makes me incredibly happy. Thanks mate!

  • @mosquitomilitaria8147
    @mosquitomilitaria8147 5 років тому +4

    “Oh Jesus their coming”
    *raises imaginary bolt action*

  • @thecouncil887
    @thecouncil887 3 роки тому +2

    You forgot when the british empire fell to ger mad and write "annex ger"

  • @mercedesp.2612
    @mercedesp.2612 5 років тому +5

    Nobody:
    HOI4: The British Empire has declared war on the United Kingdom.

  • @paladinj3709
    @paladinj3709 5 років тому +4

    Omg the advert at the end mate !!!! Just brilliant. 😂😂😂😂👌👌👌👌

  • @marksmanGrey
    @marksmanGrey 5 років тому +11

    Sir it looks like he has gone AFK...
    What those that mean...
    Away from keyboard sir away from keyboard... Sigh bollocks...
    (Qoute from last video)

  • @ryandio8764
    @ryandio8764 5 років тому +2

    You sir have earned a sub just for that freakin sponsor ad, that was amazing!

  • @justadudevoot6062
    @justadudevoot6062 5 років тому +4

    Well done! keep it on!

  • @insertnamehere3836
    @insertnamehere3836 5 років тому +2

    Your creativity is really something special

  • @microwavedricecake1554
    @microwavedricecake1554 5 років тому +7

    *“Have retired from Life.”*

  • @18mitndi
    @18mitndi 4 роки тому +2

    "Negotiations with Germany, better known as Europe..."
    I never play as Germany so I feel this in my soul.

  • @Subspacer15
    @Subspacer15 5 років тому +11

    daaamn, thats the best ad i've seen in years!

  • @yuuboi661
    @yuuboi661 5 років тому +2

    This is quality content. Also probably one of the best ads I've ever seen in my life!

  • @ReformedSooner24
    @ReformedSooner24 5 років тому +4

    Waiting for squire to do a video about Kaiserreich

  • @brendanrisney2449
    @brendanrisney2449 5 років тому +2

    I love these style of in-video ads. They're fun to watch and, I'm assuming, fun to make. Game Grumps were the masters at these, but it seems we've got plenty of contenders for that title.

  • @MagnificentSpeed
    @MagnificentSpeed 5 років тому +5

    this video really escalated in the final few minutes

  • @nick3xtremegaming212
    @nick3xtremegaming212 5 років тому +2

    Now this is the quality content i subscribed for...
    Yet again pretty much every video you make is