Hearts of Iron 4: When Italy isn't Sh*t

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  • Опубліковано 29 лис 2024
  • Hello chaps! Today, we present to you another Hearts of Iron documentary. This one's pretty unrealistic, because Italy actually do pretty well. Thanks to Paradox for sponsoring this madness, they're very good sports. Check out the new DLC "Blood Alone" here, to support the channel: play.heartsofi...

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  • @SquireComedy
    @SquireComedy  2 роки тому +3756

    We'd like to thank Paradox Interactive for sponsoring this one, as well as our friends at The Tank Museum, The Operations Room...oh, and Lazerpig obviously! This must be one of the greatest second world war history UA-cam based video game collaborations of all time, and I don't say that lightly. Anyway, go and inspect the new DLC for Hearts of Iron here, to support the channel: play.heartsofiron.com/Squire

    • @SquireComedy
      @SquireComedy  2 роки тому +157

      Whilst I've got you, also check out The Tank Museum, The Operations Room and Lazerpig here:
      ua-cam.com/users/thetankmuseum
      ua-cam.com/users/TheOperationsRoom
      ua-cam.com/users/LazerPig

    • @Antonio-12345
      @Antonio-12345 2 роки тому +14

      where did you get the italian ww2 uniform?

    • @jdub9344
      @jdub9344 2 роки тому +8

      this is fantastic

    • @libertycowboy2495
      @libertycowboy2495 2 роки тому +14

      @@SquireComedy I used to watch Lazerpig, but he sometimes gets into politics, and I prefer to avoid that. You and Bill are great though!

    • @NLTops
      @NLTops 2 роки тому +28

      When this started off with the Operations Room narrator my brain legit went "wait do I have another YT tab on autoplay?" for a second. Job well done!

  • @Gordons1888
    @Gordons1888 2 роки тому +5594

    The tank museum getting involved is brilliant

    • @SquireComedy
      @SquireComedy  2 роки тому +739

      They're super.

    • @broccolin
      @broccolin 2 роки тому +32

      @@SquireComedy Indeed

    • @ezekielarincorayan6137
      @ezekielarincorayan6137 2 роки тому

      Don’t forget laser pig!

    • @caesarczech7920
      @caesarczech7920 2 роки тому +32

      @@SquireComedy Jesus christ you need to do more of this.

    • @GeorgePrince
      @GeorgePrince 2 роки тому +31

      With the tank museum involved, almost made me believable history!

  • @nickm5647
    @nickm5647 Рік тому +1960

    “Don’t mind my mustache, it’s a prosthetic, I lost mine in the war” now that’s a great improvised line

    • @jasongarfitt1147
      @jasongarfitt1147 Рік тому +35

      I love how he held it for the take and they kept it in

    • @user-bn2vj1ly8y
      @user-bn2vj1ly8y Рік тому +20

      I was impressed, he's so in character

    • @kittycats7186
      @kittycats7186 Рік тому +4

      I loved the improv

    • @thesterrave
      @thesterrave 11 місяців тому

      Please know that we have all did evil (sin) and we are punished to death and since we do evil and reject God we will go to hell but God lovingly provides a way out through Christ where we can be saved if we trust in Gods work on the cross. Turn from your sins and tell your sins to God as Christ makes it possible for us to be forgiven (read John 3:16 please)

    • @thesterrave
      @thesterrave 11 місяців тому

      true aswell

  • @notbobrosss3670
    @notbobrosss3670 2 роки тому +2130

    The ending at the end with the jeep left me in stitches.

    • @Errafri
      @Errafri 2 роки тому +22

      I did had a literal spit take

    • @xenomorphphantom8852
      @xenomorphphantom8852 2 роки тому +28

      To be honest I would do the same....every...single...day...

    • @phelan511
      @phelan511 2 роки тому +8

      Literal tears here

    • @claretormerod8220
      @claretormerod8220 2 роки тому +25

      “The ending at the end”😂🤦‍♂️

    • @Errafri
      @Errafri 2 роки тому +9

      @@claretormerod8220 The ending is most often at the end... 😂

  • @nailboard6492
    @nailboard6492 2 роки тому +1808

    You got one of the most respected tank historians in the world to sit in a Jeep and make "vroom" noises
    respect

    • @FireFox_60
      @FireFox_60 Рік тому +154

      We all know that’s what they do when the museum is closed

    • @tyrant-den884
      @tyrant-den884 Рік тому +87

      probably harder to stop him from doing that.

    • @FakeSchrodingersCat
      @FakeSchrodingersCat Рік тому +34

      I am only surprised it was a jeep. I mean which would you play with if given the chance a jeep or a Tiger

    • @osmacar5331
      @osmacar5331 Рік тому +15

      Like they don't do that normally.

    • @osmacar5331
      @osmacar5331 Рік тому +2

      ​@@FakeSchrodingersCatthey both run, and they play with them anually

  • @daddysempaichan
    @daddysempaichan 2 роки тому +1206

    9:55 When invading the UK "The Italians storm the beaches, only to take one look at the place, and decided they don't actually want it." Smooth.

    • @Bosnianfish
      @Bosnianfish Рік тому +15

      To accurate

    • @realdragon
      @realdragon Рік тому +80

      That's why UK have never been conquered

    • @azmodanpc
      @azmodanpc Рік тому +9

      On brand. Italy’s beaches are kinda rad.

    • @Jester343
      @Jester343 Рік тому +44

      ​@@realdragon That's why we had an empire, to get away from this miserable island.

    • @dr69_420
      @dr69_420 Рік тому +12

      @@realdragon as a brit can confirm

  • @Ezra411st
    @Ezra411st 2 роки тому +7690

    I love how you guys got the tank museum to agree to doing this, and it looks and sounds real. GREAT JOB ON THIS

    • @SquireComedy
      @SquireComedy  2 роки тому +1063

      They're very good sports!

    • @MWSin1
      @MWSin1 2 роки тому +516

      How did he say "With the Italians achieving air supremacy..." and keep a straight face?

    • @jokekopter2509
      @jokekopter2509 2 роки тому +84

      @@SquireComedy suprised that yugoslavia didnt rebel

    • @Prauwlet213
      @Prauwlet213 2 роки тому +13

      same pfp

    • @Ezra411st
      @Ezra411st 2 роки тому +15

      @@jokekopter2509 idk must have been good luck ig

  • @randomcrapstudios8398
    @randomcrapstudios8398 2 роки тому +1070

    Lazerpig voicing a character called Fraser mcswine is my favorite detail of this skit.

  • @kemsprite520
    @kemsprite520 2 роки тому +1612

    never disappoint guys love that you can get the tank museum involved we love seeing Mr. Willey

    • @SquireComedy
      @SquireComedy  2 роки тому +204

      He's an absolute riot!

    • @BambiELM
      @BambiELM 2 роки тому +36

      @@SquireComedy He is an wonderful sport. Thank him for all your fans please!

    • @slightlyagricultural
      @slightlyagricultural 2 роки тому +31

      Took me an embarrassingly long time to realise you weren't just using clips from various Tank Chats...

    • @luckysamurai
      @luckysamurai 2 роки тому +7

      @@slightlyagricultural took me 2 of those cut ins to figure out he was playing along

    • @thesterrave
      @thesterrave 11 місяців тому

      Please know that we have all did evil (sin) and we are punished to death and since we do evil and reject God we will go to hell but God lovingly provides a way out through Christ where we can be saved if we trust in Gods work on the cross. Turn from your sins and tell your sins to God as Christ makes it possible for us to be forgiven (read John 3:16 please)

  • @nooneofconsequence3847
    @nooneofconsequence3847 2 роки тому +929

    Watching the tank museum guy climb in the truck and start making war sounds like a little boy made my day. Thank you

    • @RaptorFromWeegee
      @RaptorFromWeegee Рік тому +21

      When he said he had to get going, then turned and walked back, I thought it was a green screen and he'd run into it. So surprised it was real.

    • @thesterrave
      @thesterrave 11 місяців тому

      Please know that we have all did evil (sin) and we are punished to death and since we do evil and reject God we will go to hell but God lovingly provides a way out through Christ where we can be saved if we trust in Gods work on the cross. Turn from your sins and tell your sins to God as Christ makes it possible for us to be forgiven (read John 3:16 please)

  • @cterrel
    @cterrel 2 роки тому +850

    This is so incredible. It's like turning a Paradox game into "Drunk History"

    • @AkkaAlbatros
      @AkkaAlbatros Рік тому +4

      victoria 3 where usa exists and free states of america too

    • @bwarre2884
      @bwarre2884 Рік тому

      Could be a regular MP game...

    • @thesterrave
      @thesterrave 11 місяців тому

      Please know that we have all did evil (sin) and we are punished to death and since we do evil and reject God we will go to hell but God lovingly provides a way out through Christ where we can be saved if we trust in Gods work on the cross. Turn from your sins and tell your sins to God as Christ makes it possible for us to be forgiven (read John 3:16 please)

    • @Dominic-yz3jr
      @Dominic-yz3jr 6 місяців тому

      @@thesterrave okay

    • @Cooltigerrrr09
      @Cooltigerrrr09 4 місяці тому

      ​@@thesterrave shut up, stop pushing your religion on others

  • @williamknight5691
    @williamknight5691 2 роки тому +3516

    It took me far to long to realize he wasn’t actually speaking Italian

    • @SquireComedy
      @SquireComedy  2 роки тому +819

      Haha! That wasn't Italian? Oh dear.

    • @74wf
      @74wf 2 роки тому +291

      The godfather 3 moment

    • @Makarosc
      @Makarosc 2 роки тому +103

      @@SquireComedy no this is Italian Bibbity bobbity bobono

    • @waynezhang4258
      @waynezhang4258 2 роки тому +154

      what are you talking about, ill let you know that 'Lamborghini Aventador' was proper Italian!! lol

    • @williamknight5691
      @williamknight5691 2 роки тому +77

      @@waynezhang4258 it must have been the Sicilian accent

  • @paradoxinteractive
    @paradoxinteractive 2 роки тому +1842

    2:35 the true reason for every war

    • @JaegerMatthias
      @JaegerMatthias 2 роки тому +110

      That, and DLC spam

    • @0rangevlad
      @0rangevlad 2 роки тому +14

      @@JaegerMatthias 💀

    • @SymeonPhronema
      @SymeonPhronema 2 роки тому +22

      DLC is good. It pays for continued support of the game. The devs don't work for free.

    • @bomcstoots1
      @bomcstoots1 2 роки тому +2

      💀 I WANT TO SEE PARADOX DEV SHOP. Who TF decided incest is wincest 😂

    • @RadekCrazy1
      @RadekCrazy1 2 роки тому

      Well not if you play as Germany and decide to join forces with Yugoslavia. Then it is gonna be Greece war. But it is always Italy to fck things up LOL

  • @youngstrategistgaming
    @youngstrategistgaming 2 роки тому +1870

    “The Italians are in trouble- they resort to ancient weapons” that got me good

    • @Wizard_Pepsi
      @Wizard_Pepsi 2 роки тому +41

      It reminded me of Tibet during the 1940's, fighting the Chinese with bolt-action rifles and bows.

    • @Dianbler
      @Dianbler 2 роки тому +1

      Oh, again?

    • @GTTurner
      @GTTurner 2 роки тому +10

      Ethiopian captured equipment

    • @shanedoesyoutube8001
      @shanedoesyoutube8001 2 роки тому +1

      @@Wizard_Pepsi which kind??? Ccp or kmt???

    • @Wizard_Pepsi
      @Wizard_Pepsi 2 роки тому

      @@shanedoesyoutube8001 I don't understand those acronyms, please elaborate

  • @masterman1001
    @masterman1001 Рік тому +273

    I like how they changed "Operation Barbarossa" into "Operation Barbarossi", even though Barbarossa (red beard) is already in italian.

    • @matteohetzy7599
      @matteohetzy7599 Рік тому +9

      in my humble opinion if they called "Hohenstaufen" (as Barbarossa's family name) the italian plan would have been even better

    • @thesterrave
      @thesterrave 11 місяців тому +1

      Please know that we have all did evil (sin) and we are punished to death and since we do evil and reject God we will go to hell but God lovingly provides a way out through Christ where we can be saved if we trust in Gods work on the cross. Turn from your sins and tell your sins to God as Christ makes it possible for us to be forgiven (read John 3:16 please)

    • @masterman1001
      @masterman1001 11 місяців тому +2

      @@thesterrave brother just because I crucified a buncha catholics doesn't mean I sinned. Just depends on what religion ya follow, lel.

  • @AverytheCubanAmerican
    @AverytheCubanAmerican 2 роки тому +705

    "if only the Wehrmacht high command hadn't actually allocated him to a militia division where he sat in Magdeburg eating cheese" sounds to me like the Wehrmacht got their priorities straight. Cheese is the greatest gift bestowed on mankind and Heinz should be grateful it exists. It also sounds like something the Wisconsin National Guard would do to train in order to be fully dedicated to the state.

    • @mikhailiagacesa3406
      @mikhailiagacesa3406 2 роки тому +11

      Lived in Milwaukee for 4 years. Can confirm.

    • @heinz5714
      @heinz5714 Рік тому +3

      i love cheese

    • @jackakakreanxx5587
      @jackakakreanxx5587 Рік тому

      Doesn’t Wisconsin have and other states have cheese vaults?

    • @Elenrai
      @Elenrai Рік тому +2

      ​@@jackakakreanxx5587Pretty sure Heinz Guderian would launch a naval invasion if he heard you call that cheese, militia be damned😂

    • @thesterrave
      @thesterrave 11 місяців тому

      Please know that we have all did evil (sin) and we are punished to death and since we do evil and reject God we will go to hell but God lovingly provides a way out through Christ where we can be saved if we trust in Gods work on the cross. Turn from your sins and tell your sins to God as Christ makes it possible for us to be forgiven (read John 3:16 please)

  • @simonebuonvicino9788
    @simonebuonvicino9788 2 роки тому +1038

    2:09 I can't believe you went through all the trouble of learning Italian just for that short skit. I commend you on your impeccable accent and choice of words!

    • @SquireComedy
      @SquireComedy  2 роки тому +299

      Merci!

    • @JC-TBOC
      @JC-TBOC 2 роки тому +28

      Bruh, thats literaly everything except Italian.

    • @quno5174
      @quno5174 2 роки тому +145

      @@JC-TBOC what do you mean? Whenever I go to Italy all I hear people saying is “the godfather part 3” or “san Pellegrino”

    • @craniusdominus8234
      @craniusdominus8234 2 роки тому +71

      @@JC-TBOC Were you born that way, or did you have your sense of humour surgically removed? :D

    • @brainyskeletonofdoom7824
      @brainyskeletonofdoom7824 2 роки тому +46

      @@JC-TBOC That's incredibly genuine, or like my beloved nonna used to say: "Margherita sopranos alla carbonara Giuliani"

  • @NATO32Nations
    @NATO32Nations 2 роки тому +933

    Never disappoints. Huge fan of the Operations Room. Keep up the marvelous work.

    • @SquireComedy
      @SquireComedy  2 роки тому +114

      Thanks a ton! Who isn't? He's charming, isn't it?

    • @NATO32Nations
      @NATO32Nations 2 роки тому +12

      @@SquireComedy I do agree good sir.

    • @jacksoncarter2917
      @jacksoncarter2917 2 роки тому +9

      I thought it reminded me of someone lmao amazing work as always Squire

    • @lernaeanhydra5766
      @lernaeanhydra5766 2 роки тому +4

      Same hahaha!

    • @krokua
      @krokua 2 роки тому +2

      I couldn't believe you made him do it. It is brilliant.

  • @teswigknight4107
    @teswigknight4107 2 роки тому +440

    Absolutely legendary collaboration fellas!
    “I have over 800 hours in this game, you scrub. Prepare to get a right good pasting” 😂💀

  • @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un
    @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un 2 роки тому +232

    I’ll have you know Fascist Italy was an exceptional fighting force. They were capable of defeating half a dozen modern 18th century militaries. It’s not Mussolini’s fault that the US, UK researched 20th century tech 50 years before he did, they cheated! I mean you try spawning on an Island or Isolated continent and see if you don’t win.
    Absolutely brilliant! Awesome you got the tank museum folks in on this masterpiece!

    • @thesterrave
      @thesterrave 11 місяців тому

      Please know that we have all did evil (sin) and we are punished to death and since we do evil and reject God we will go to hell but God lovingly provides a way out through Christ where we can be saved if we trust in Gods work on the cross. Turn from your sins and tell your sins to God as Christ makes it possible for us to be forgiven (read John 3:16 please)

    • @danielwerfel1076
      @danielwerfel1076 9 місяців тому

      ​@@thesterravebite me

    • @realstikzz
      @realstikzz 3 місяці тому

      @@thesterravethis has nothing to do with the video or the comment

  • @mattbrown7935
    @mattbrown7935 2 роки тому +129

    Lazer Pig, The Tank Museum and Squire, the trio crossover I didn't know I needed

    • @itsalmostfun8567
      @itsalmostfun8567 2 роки тому +6

      LOL the tank museum was the best always loved squire

    • @thesterrave
      @thesterrave 11 місяців тому +1

      Please know that we have all did evil (sin) and we are punished to death and since we do evil and reject God we will go to hell but God lovingly provides a way out through Christ where we can be saved if we trust in Gods work on the cross. Turn from your sins and tell your sins to God as Christ makes it possible for us to be forgiven (read John 3:16 please)

  • @wallclock4648
    @wallclock4648 2 роки тому +534

    did you hire a random bald guy from the store to play Mussolini? LOL

    • @SquireComedy
      @SquireComedy  2 роки тому +407

      I call him Benito Mussowalmart...

    • @thatguy46744
      @thatguy46744 2 роки тому +7

      @@SquireComedy lol

    • @Yogasefski
      @Yogasefski 2 роки тому +79

      I’m guessing is brother Benito Targetini was unavailable?

    • @thetman0068
      @thetman0068 2 роки тому +12

      @@Yogasefski too expensive

    • @frederickvondinkerberg7721
      @frederickvondinkerberg7721 2 роки тому +16

      Surely it would have been Benito Mussolidl with your budget

  • @mark3863
    @mark3863 2 роки тому +269

    David Willey in the jeep was priceless 😆

    • @SquireComedy
      @SquireComedy  2 роки тому +112

      There's more, but that's blackmail material.

    • @ronanmcn4967
      @ronanmcn4967 2 роки тому +9

      @Squire Pls make it a custom emoji in the discord server- it would be hilarious

    • @mark3863
      @mark3863 2 роки тому +3

      @@SquireComedy Go on show us, please.

    • @ArcturusOTE
      @ArcturusOTE 2 роки тому

      @@SquireComedy Make it BTS footage to release someday
      Or on your Patreon as a bonus

    • @eldorados_lost_searcher
      @eldorados_lost_searcher 2 роки тому +1

      @@mark3863
      Not unless Willey refuses to collaborate. Then it's open season.

  • @wildough
    @wildough 2 роки тому +73

    Loved how David Willey sounded a little peevish about having more important things to do and then did his silliness in the jeep. He had me believing. Great job by everyone involved!

    • @tyrant-den884
      @tyrant-den884 Рік тому +3

      he's a tank historian, not a French Revolution historian; he knows how to have fun.

    • @thesterrave
      @thesterrave 11 місяців тому

      Please know that we have all did evil (sin) and we are punished to death and since we do evil and reject God we will go to hell but God lovingly provides a way out through Christ where we can be saved if we trust in Gods work on the cross. Turn from your sins and tell your sins to God as Christ makes it possible for us to be forgiven (read John 3:16 please)

  • @andrewhendrix2297
    @andrewhendrix2297 2 роки тому +51

    This perfectly encapsulates how a campaign in hearts of iron goes usually. It's like we set up the pieces, we know roughly what should happen and where, and then we ask AI to write the script for how they think the rest of the war went.

    • @ConnanTheCivilized
      @ConnanTheCivilized Рік тому +2

      Except current AI would stick with the same choice every time. They utterly lack a concept of multiple choice.

    • @thesterrave
      @thesterrave 11 місяців тому

      Please know that we have all did evil (sin) and we are punished to death and since we do evil and reject God we will go to hell but God lovingly provides a way out through Christ where we can be saved if we trust in Gods work on the cross. Turn from your sins and tell your sins to God as Christ makes it possible for us to be forgiven (read John 3:16 please)

    • @Swagmaster07
      @Swagmaster07 8 місяців тому +1

      ​@@ConnanTheCivilized You can ask it to do something else.

  • @starsjosephfrost
    @starsjosephfrost 2 роки тому +381

    i wouldnt lie, if i work in a tank museum where there are tanks, jeeps and etc.. i would also do that without a second thought 😅
    ( 15:59 )

    • @russianyoutube
      @russianyoutube Рік тому +7

      @Paradox Technologies Corporation lmao, "oops, that was a HE shell"

    • @thesterrave
      @thesterrave 11 місяців тому

      Please know that we have all did evil (sin) and we are punished to death and since we do evil and reject God we will go to hell but God lovingly provides a way out through Christ where we can be saved if we trust in Gods work on the cross. Turn from your sins and tell your sins to God as Christ makes it possible for us to be forgiven (read John 3:16 please)

    • @starsjosephfrost
      @starsjosephfrost 11 місяців тому

      @@thesterrave uh. If you meant to show the cut area of the video it didn’t work.

  • @douglasparkinson4123
    @douglasparkinson4123 2 роки тому +157

    willeys delivery of "sat in magdeburg, eating cheese" will haunt me forever

  • @aheccingdegenerate3859
    @aheccingdegenerate3859 2 роки тому +471

    Squire has hit a whole new level of messing about with this amount of star power

    • @mbryson2899
      @mbryson2899 2 роки тому +5

      This is what having star power is for! Anything less would be a waste.

    • @mikhailiagacesa3406
      @mikhailiagacesa3406 2 роки тому +2

      @@mbryson2899 Yesssssssss....

    • @PetarJovanovic993
      @PetarJovanovic993 2 роки тому +4

      "We are at the cutting edge of cocking about..."

  • @FingerGuns91
    @FingerGuns91 2 роки тому +30

    I was half listening to this on my phone and only clocked that it wasn't an actual documentary half way through. That's a sign of quality

    • @thesterrave
      @thesterrave 11 місяців тому

      Please know that we have all did evil (sin) and we are punished to death and since we do evil and reject God we will go to hell but God lovingly provides a way out through Christ where we can be saved if we trust in Gods work on the cross. Turn from your sins and tell your sins to God as Christ makes it possible for us to be forgiven (read John 3:16 please).

  • @wojtekpolska1013
    @wojtekpolska1013 2 роки тому +8

    0:49 i love this little loop, my divisions always do that before entering port for some reason

  • @patrickholt2270
    @patrickholt2270 2 роки тому +138

    "...taking random enclaves deep in each other's territory just to annoy each other." We're looking at you, West Berlin. Bloody nuisance for no reason.

    • @JCDFlex
      @JCDFlex 2 роки тому +11

      Blame the allied leaders in WW2 for discovering border gore before it was caool.

    • @minecraftkillingtime
      @minecraftkillingtime 2 роки тому

      @@JCDFlex ok commie

  • @MapletreePaper
    @MapletreePaper 2 роки тому +363

    10:31 -- That's some hilarious improv! I honestly didn't expect you to acknowledge the moustache falling off. 😆

  • @tommivalle2652
    @tommivalle2652 2 роки тому +426

    I'm Italian, and I can confirm that the Italian dialogue is totally accurate to the subtitles. (It's actually gibberish and it's exactly how I imagine Italian sounding to foreigners lol)

    • @russellbird373
      @russellbird373 2 роки тому +18

      Potevo solo capire che cos'ha detto quando parlava italiano con la pronuncia terribile, letteralmente perché sono una persona inglese che l'ha imparato... 😂

    • @tommivalle2652
      @tommivalle2652 2 роки тому +14

      @@russellbird373 Ahahahahah per esempio "il tiranto is a lazy piece of the shit" il mix tra inglese ed italiano lo rende ancora meglio

    • @danb8123
      @danb8123 2 роки тому

      Can confirm. Was station in Italy for two years.

    • @Dianbler
      @Dianbler 2 роки тому

      It's not that bad if you speak Spanish or Portuguese.

    • @Epic24123
      @Epic24123 2 роки тому

      though I could tell it was gibberish, it was indeed decently close.

  • @antoniovillanueva308
    @antoniovillanueva308 2 роки тому +17

    This is every bit as accurate as any documentary on PBS. I am so grateful that you have covered this in such detail.

    • @thesterrave
      @thesterrave 11 місяців тому

      Please know that we have all did evil (sin) and we are punished to death and since we do evil and reject God we will go to hell but God lovingly provides a way out through Christ where we can be saved if we trust in Gods work on the cross. Turn from your sins and tell your sins to God as Christ makes it possible for us to be forgiven (read John 3:16 please)

    • @everettaviationchannel
      @everettaviationchannel 9 місяців тому

      @@thesterravebro this is hoi4

  • @Oppenheimer1945
    @Oppenheimer1945 2 роки тому +38

    The part with "to inform him, that the united Kingdom declare war immediately" killed me😂

    • @thesterrave
      @thesterrave 11 місяців тому

      Please know that we have all did evil (sin) and we are punished to death and since we do evil and reject God we will go to hell but God lovingly provides a way out through Christ where we can be saved if we trust in Gods work on the cross. Turn from your sins and tell your sins to God as Christ makes it possible for us to be forgiven (read John 3:16 please)

  • @ondrasjunior
    @ondrasjunior 2 роки тому +125

    The voice of Operations Room took me by surprise…what a collab!

  • @mathewprice5100
    @mathewprice5100 2 роки тому +138

    Amazing work chaps. Truly gets hoi4 and its community

    • @SquireComedy
      @SquireComedy  2 роки тому +38

      I bloody love Paradox games. Always have.

  • @theboi5411
    @theboi5411 2 роки тому +42

    4:07
    "I hold here, In my hand, the Napkin, which bears my name, and our formal Declaration of war upon it."
    - holds up a Piece of toilet paper. `

    • @InTenZeGamingHD
      @InTenZeGamingHD Рік тому +6

      Looks like kitchen paper to me. Which are sometimes called napkins

  • @SuperLeosid
    @SuperLeosid 2 роки тому +31

    Squire is basically the meeting point of the military history community of UA-cam. Love all these cameos!

    • @thesterrave
      @thesterrave 11 місяців тому

      Please know that we have all did evil (sin) and we are punished to death and since we do evil and reject God we will go to hell but God lovingly provides a way out through Christ where we can be saved if we trust in Gods work on the cross. Turn from your sins and tell your sins to God as Christ makes it possible for us to be forgiven (read John 3:16 please)

    • @SuperLeosid
      @SuperLeosid 11 місяців тому

      @@thesterrave Shut up, I am a Hindu and despite a thousand years of attempts you are not able to defeat us unlike Pagan religions. I don't worship that guy who got nailed by the Romans, I worship the ones who went to war and taught us the same.

  • @b.elzebub9252
    @b.elzebub9252 2 роки тому +22

    Man, you guys really outdid yourselves with this one! So cool that the Tank Museum agreed to get involved like this. I'm crying laughing. It's brilliant!

    • @thesterrave
      @thesterrave 11 місяців тому

      Please know that we have all did evil (sin) and we are punished to death and since we do evil and reject God we will go to hell but God lovingly provides a way out through Christ where we can be saved if we trust in Gods work on the cross. Turn from your sins and tell your sins to God as Christ makes it possible for us to be forgiven (read John 3:16 please)

  • @Yeeter000
    @Yeeter000 2 роки тому +46

    "They took one look at the place, and decide they did not want it"
    I am imagining a roadman talking to Italian soldiers and making them requestion what they're doing

  • @twrags201
    @twrags201 2 роки тому +49

    Lazer pig being dressed as the invisible man is priceless

  • @1973chevypickup
    @1973chevypickup 2 роки тому +145

    "Name a better crossover than Avengers"
    Me, an intellectual:
    Absolutely brilliant! 🤣 At times I couldn't remember if I was on the Operations Room, Tank Museum, or Squire channel!

    • @Kenshi_2900
      @Kenshi_2900 2 роки тому +9

      Don't leave out Lazerpig as well!
      XD

    • @1973chevypickup
      @1973chevypickup 2 роки тому +6

      ​@@Kenshi_2900 Cards on the table, had not heard of him before this.
      5 of his videos and an awkward moment where my boss questioned my sanity later, I am now subscribed 🤣

  • @b.w.22
    @b.w.22 2 роки тому +17

    Holy smoke, the curator at Bovington playing in the jeep and “Fraser MacSwine” just killed me. Honestly laughed out loud.

    • @thesterrave
      @thesterrave 11 місяців тому

      Please know that we have all did evil (sin) and we are punished to death and since we do evil and reject God we will go to hell but God lovingly provides a way out through Christ where we can be saved if we trust in Gods work on the cross. Turn from your sins and tell your sins to God as Christ makes it possible for us to be forgiven (read John 3:16 please)

  • @bandenere7774
    @bandenere7774 2 роки тому +13

    I'm Italian and having Lazerpig, The Operations Room and The Tank Museum(that straight face needs an Oscar) doing this together with you fellas made my morning.
    Couldn't stop laughing.

    • @thesterrave
      @thesterrave 11 місяців тому

      Please know that we have all did evil (sin) and we are punished to death and since we do evil and reject God we will go to hell but God lovingly provides a way out through Christ where we can be saved if we trust in Gods work on the cross. Turn from your sins and tell your sins to God as Christ makes it possible for us to be forgiven (read John 3:16 please)

    • @bandenere7774
      @bandenere7774 11 місяців тому

      @@thesterrave you should read on those ten mortal sins and 1) stop judging folks you don't know and 2) stop calling God's name in vain like you've done half a dozen times in a single comment.
      Repent, brother. And get a life.

  • @The5camille5
    @The5camille5 2 роки тому +198

    Squire x LazerPig is the crossover we never knew we needed

  • @FlyingTooFast
    @FlyingTooFast 2 роки тому +236

    Now this is the real history channel that I want...

    • @jasonreed1631
      @jasonreed1631 2 роки тому +22

      The History Channel at 3am be like:

    • @brettbaker5599
      @brettbaker5599 2 роки тому +9

      I have a horrible feeling that Squire movies will be the only thing to survive the nuclear war, and people will think that this is what happened in WW2.

    • @jaisummons2304
      @jaisummons2304 2 роки тому

      Brit: I have 800 hours in this game!
      Italy: I was caring my team, I don't know how we won!

    • @joedingo7022
      @joedingo7022 2 роки тому

      I don't get what you guys are talking about, this is a pirated copy of an episode they ran last month.

  • @andthenhedead6076
    @andthenhedead6076 2 роки тому +22

    “Sorry my about my mustache it’s a prosthetic I lost mine in the war” lmao

  • @meme_overlord
    @meme_overlord Рік тому +27

    I didn't realize this wasn't actually historical until 8:03.
    Well played.

    • @thesterrave
      @thesterrave 11 місяців тому +1

      Please know that we have all did evil (sin) and we are punished to death and since we do evil and reject God we will go to hell but God lovingly provides a way out through Christ where we can be saved if we trust in Gods work on the cross. Turn from your sins and tell your sins to God as Christ makes it possible for us to be forgiven (read John 3:16 please)

  • @StuckOnAFireHydrant
    @StuckOnAFireHydrant 2 роки тому +5

    Ngl I 100% thought this was historical. It wasn't until 8:03 where I figured it out (embarrassingly long). it was the tank museum curator who fooled me the most lmao. Great video guys, thoroughly enjoyed it!

  • @Prauwlet213
    @Prauwlet213 2 роки тому +96

    "nothing in the Italian army moves especially after lunch"
    brilliant 🤣

    • @Furzkampfbomber
      @Furzkampfbomber 2 роки тому +1

      And we all know, one minute before the lunch is still after the last one, so...

    • @Prauwlet213
      @Prauwlet213 2 роки тому +1

      @@Furzkampfbomber as someone with an Italian grandmother, can confirm.

  • @hrunchtayt1587
    @hrunchtayt1587 2 роки тому +52

    The amount of effort that goes into these videos is crazy. This is perfection. Madness maybe? Unsure. All I know is that y’all did a fantastic job!

  • @Smodking
    @Smodking 2 роки тому +83

    Hearing the operations room do a veritable historical shitpost has made my year. Thanks squire! Amazing video

    • @thesterrave
      @thesterrave 11 місяців тому

      Please know that we have all did evil (sin) and we are punished to death and since we do evil and reject God we will go to hell but God lovingly provides a way out through Christ where we can be saved if we trust in Gods work on the cross. Turn from your sins and tell your sins to God as Christ makes it possible for us to be forgiven (read John 3:16 please)

  • @garak55
    @garak55 2 роки тому +7

    "They storm the beaches before taking one good look at it and deciding they don't actually want it."
    Savage.

  • @daniellambert1217
    @daniellambert1217 2 роки тому +8

    One of the fudging funniest rewrites of history i`ve ever seen , Well done chaps !

  • @doguhankaandemir5111
    @doguhankaandemir5111 2 роки тому +27

    I don’t know how you convinced the curator of the tank museum to take part, but I am very glad you did! This one was a cut above your usual masterpieces. I am looking forward to your future videos! 😊

  • @JPSRCE1987
    @JPSRCE1987 2 роки тому +18

    That cut off right at the end of "our aircraft were shi..." 🤣🤣 Killed me

  • @Brave_Sir_Robin
    @Brave_Sir_Robin 2 роки тому +25

    David’s commentary adds an extra level to this already amazing skit. Well done!!

  • @ewangent
    @ewangent Рік тому +12

    The Guderian eating cheese in Magdeburg had me in stitches 😅

    • @thesterrave
      @thesterrave 11 місяців тому

      Please know that we have all did evil (sin) and we are punished to death and since we do evil and reject God we will go to hell but God lovingly provides a way out through Christ where we can be saved if we trust in Gods work on the cross. Turn from your sins and tell your sins to God as Christ makes it possible for us to be forgiven (read John 3:16 please).

  • @XxTurk3ybo1xX
    @XxTurk3ybo1xX 2 роки тому +16

    Gotta say as someone who speaks fluent Italian the Italian scientist's accent and grammar are on point fantastic job!

    • @thesterrave
      @thesterrave 11 місяців тому

      Please know that we have all did evil (sin) and we are punished to death and since we do evil and reject God we will go to hell but God lovingly provides a way out through Christ where we can be saved if we trust in Gods work on the cross. Turn from your sins and tell your sins to God as Christ makes it possible for us to be forgiven (read John 3:16 please).

  • @KermitTheGamer21
    @KermitTheGamer21 2 роки тому +17

    On my first HOI playthrough ever, people told me to play as Germany, so I did. When I tried to follow the Ardennes plan, the Allies put up a much, much stiffer resistance than they did IRL. Meanwhile Italy just plowed right through Southern France (when the reality is that an army of 50,000 was stopped for the entire campaign by 9 French guys in one fort lol) but they were still getting their asses kicked in Greece. And eventually Italy losing a hold on Greece cost me the game.

    • @thesterrave
      @thesterrave 11 місяців тому

      Please know that we have all did evil (sin) and we are punished to death and since we do evil and reject God we will go to hell but God lovingly provides a way out through Christ where we can be saved if we trust in Gods work on the cross. Turn from your sins and tell your sins to God as Christ makes it possible for us to be forgiven (read John 3:16 please)

  • @craniusdominus8234
    @craniusdominus8234 2 роки тому +102

    This is pure comedy genius

  • @thetman0068
    @thetman0068 2 роки тому +18

    “And for once, Parisian trains were running on schedule.”

  • @zexygamingwinter333
    @zexygamingwinter333 2 роки тому +2

    Seeing the squire pfp but then hearing The Operations Room threw me for such a loop I just went with it until I saw the tank museum also on here. This was a great collaboration between several amazing teams!

  • @andyandreson3989
    @andyandreson3989 2 роки тому +3

    I think this may be my favorite of all your work as of yet. The Neville Chamberlain bit had me guffawing! Paris trains running on time…😂. Those who haven’t studied history (and video games) are really missing out on all the laughs. The museum curator is fantastic as well.

  • @Ottocide
    @Ottocide 2 роки тому +15

    This has to be my favorite video you guys have done yet!! This was so well put together. Huge props to the Tank Museum fellow for his contributions it really tied the whole video together.

  • @pex_the_unalivedrunk6785
    @pex_the_unalivedrunk6785 2 роки тому +11

    Thing's only get worse... At 13:45
    Yup, that New Zealand Kiwi fiddler on a tin roof tank is a Tiger killa, I tells ya!

    • @matthewclaridge8063
      @matthewclaridge8063 2 роки тому +3

      As a Kiwi I'm frankly insulated they forgot to mention the famous New Zealand airborne invasion of Crete.
      Our brave New Zealand paratroopers have gone down in legend as our airborne assault was successfully supplied by what.was.and probably ever will be the greatest stockpile of Kiwi brand boot Polish in history.
      The attack was a resounding success as all the German AA guns were binded by the incredible glare reflecting of our solders boots.
      And to think some New Zealand offices disagreed with the British intelligence plan of attack. History has non the less agreed with the British decision for two suprise.broud day light jumps the the first at14:00 hours and the second at 16:00.hours. the invasion of course being split in two as the RAF stopped for tea at 15:00 hours...

  • @infernosgaming8942
    @infernosgaming8942 2 роки тому +11

    Getting The Operations Room to do the voice over was amazing, and the tank museum was even better, 10/10 squire

  • @andreasniedam9945
    @andreasniedam9945 2 роки тому +21

    As a european, I can totally confirm that this is how history went.

    • @thesterrave
      @thesterrave 11 місяців тому

      Please know that we have all did evil (sin) and we are punished to death and since we do evil and reject God we will go to hell but God lovingly provides a way out through Christ where we can be saved if we trust in Gods work on the cross. Turn from your sins and tell your sins to God as Christ makes it possible for us to be forgiven (read John 3:16 please).

  • @MrEMeat-kk9tc
    @MrEMeat-kk9tc 2 роки тому +2

    I have enjoyed both the Operations Room and Tank Museum channels for a while and highly recommend them both. Seeing them collab with Squire was an unexpected treat.

  • @favre4ever39
    @favre4ever39 2 роки тому +35

    I love the alliance between Squire and the Tank museum it is a beautiful thing.

  • @jonnaylor3154
    @jonnaylor3154 2 роки тому +64

    Wow Squire and co, making historically accurate documentaries! Who said we live in bad times.😂

  • @bristianmemequisition
    @bristianmemequisition 2 роки тому +9

    Too much effort was put into this joke. I appreciate it

  • @AverytheCubanAmerican
    @AverytheCubanAmerican 2 роки тому +100

    Most based thing Neville Chamberlain has ever said: "Well, the years start coming and they don't stop coming. Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running. Didn't make sense not to live for fun, your brain gets smart, but your head gets dumb. So much to do, so much to see. So what's wrong with taking the backstreets? You'll never know if you don't go. You'll never shine if you don't glow" ...so motivational, makes me shed a tear

    • @RWildekrav66
      @RWildekrav66 Рік тому +1

      So True , So True !

    • @kevin8712
      @kevin8712 Рік тому +1

      And that's merely an excerpt from his full speech!

    • @thesterrave
      @thesterrave 11 місяців тому

      Please know that we have all did evil (sin) and we are punished to death and since we do evil and reject God we will go to hell but God lovingly provides a way out through Christ where we can be saved if we trust in Gods work on the cross. Turn from your sins and tell your sins to God as Christ makes it possible for us to be forgiven (read John 3:16 please)

  • @weareharbinger914
    @weareharbinger914 2 роки тому +3

    I love how this sometimes seems like a legitimate documentary, then theres moments of "It had the comfiest cushions." Just so we remember what this really is. Everyone doing nuclear research, troop movements that make no sense, all of it.
    Also running with the mustache falling off 'its a prosthetic', good stuff.

    • @thesterrave
      @thesterrave 11 місяців тому

      Please know that we have all did evil (sin) and we are punished to death and since we do evil and reject God we will go to hell but God lovingly provides a way out through Christ where we can be saved if we trust in Gods work on the cross. Turn from your sins and tell your sins to God as Christ makes it possible for us to be forgiven (read John 3:16 please).

  • @Alopex1
    @Alopex1 2 роки тому +13

    David Willey doing important things in the jeep was gold, laughed my head off :D

  • @Marco303ita
    @Marco303ita 2 роки тому +27

    Pizza and Pasta Moment

  • @opportunity-kfpairlines6716
    @opportunity-kfpairlines6716 2 роки тому +14

    Lazerpig and the friends at the tank museum? The crossover I never knew i needed

  • @DarkArtistKaiser
    @DarkArtistKaiser 2 роки тому +8

    13:00
    Face of a proud Neo-Roman Empire conqueror right there.

  • @glennpeterson1357
    @glennpeterson1357 2 роки тому +16

    15:29 was pure gold! 😂😂😂

  • @JaesWasTaken
    @JaesWasTaken 2 роки тому +54

    Squire, you've convinced me that all British UA-camrs know each other and can collaborate on anything comedy related.

  • @ivanvanreenen1605
    @ivanvanreenen1605 2 роки тому +59

    Man wtf did I just see?! 😂 I can’t stop laughing!!! Well done on the Italian accent and punctuation- you guys nailed it..

  • @nictipton1413
    @nictipton1413 2 роки тому +5

    "They're careful to stay in single file to hide their numbers." Love a good Star Wars reference.

  • @rodfelderman5364
    @rodfelderman5364 2 роки тому +1

    Thank you for the great humor. I'm sure no fun was had making this film. Great relief from the rest of the world's chaos. Keep at it!

  • @Elenrai
    @Elenrai 2 роки тому +9

    15:37
    I did NOT see that coming!

  • @PotatoBoy44
    @PotatoBoy44 2 роки тому +7

    The Prosthetic Mustache was a great improvisation! Great Episode as Always

  • @Dan86130
    @Dan86130 2 роки тому +75

    As an Italian i can confirm, the recent elections are just the beginning for our Hoi4 playthrough (or perhaps even Hoi5)

    • @dr.strangelove9815
      @dr.strangelove9815 2 роки тому +4

      Does Italy accept any new members to its faction? We're almost at a positive relations rating.

    • @lanfrancoadreani9212
      @lanfrancoadreani9212 2 роки тому

      Our German ally has shared with me this briliant plan. Listen: we attack Russia and America at the same time! How brillant is It?

    • @NapoleonAquila
      @NapoleonAquila 2 роки тому +2

      Yeah now do your job and stop migrants

    • @spartanx9293
      @spartanx9293 2 роки тому

      @@dr.strangelove9815to my knowledge the Italians automatically vote for whoever the opposition is irregardless of politics

  • @nantarg
    @nantarg 2 роки тому +9

    Absolute A-tier production on this one. Great job!

  • @LighthouseCape
    @LighthouseCape 2 роки тому +1

    When I heard the voice of the Operations Room, I had to double check whether if I opened the Squire's channel or the Operations Room's channel by accident. The serious tone of voice adds more comedic effect. Well done sir!

  • @stratdvd
    @stratdvd 2 роки тому +1

    This is great. I was like, "wait isn't that narration from The Operations Room?" One of the best I've seen in a long time.

  • @marethyuthefirstshinigami162
    @marethyuthefirstshinigami162 2 роки тому +14

    12:30 Unexpected laserpig lmao

    • @retrocd7991
      @retrocd7991 2 роки тому +4

      It caught me off guard too

  • @nazamroth8427
    @nazamroth8427 2 роки тому +15

    I like to think that there were some really confused tank museum visitors listening to that history lesson.

    • @thesterrave
      @thesterrave 11 місяців тому

      Please know that we have all did evil (sin) and we are punished to death and since we do evil and reject God we will go to hell but God lovingly provides a way out through Christ where we can be saved if we trust in Gods work on the cross. Turn from your sins and tell your sins to God as Christ makes it possible for us to be forgiven (read John 3:16 please)

  • @goldenapostle1802
    @goldenapostle1802 2 роки тому +41

    That museum dude is an an absolute legend

    • @thesterrave
      @thesterrave 11 місяців тому

      Please know that we have all did evil (sin) and we are punished to death and since we do evil and reject God we will go to hell but God lovingly provides a way out through Christ where we can be saved if we trust in Gods work on the cross. Turn from your sins and tell your sins to God as Christ makes it possible for us to be forgiven (read John 3:16 please)

  • @minerkosk9786
    @minerkosk9786 2 роки тому +7

    12:38 damn lazer Pig no way

  • @andreasudano2880
    @andreasudano2880 2 роки тому +3

    At 8:30 that's what I would call a Pearl. This is such a good job, thanks guys!

  • @gallantcavalier3306
    @gallantcavalier3306 2 роки тому +4

    Outstanding Collaboration!! I recognized the voice of The Operations Room straight away!! I must say these skits are indeed my very favorite!!

  • @mattrehu8154
    @mattrehu8154 2 роки тому +8

    Absolutely masterpiece 😄😄😄
    Operations room, lazerpig and tank museum with Willey in the jeep.
    I probably missed others
    Very very good and I just finished an Italian playthrough.
    Well done.

  • @AshleyGravesreal
    @AshleyGravesreal 2 роки тому +9

    7:32 as an italian,yes we speak like that.

  • @PhilVillagerOffical
    @PhilVillagerOffical 2 роки тому +11

    7:40 THE GODFATHER PART 3

  • @teamhunter730
    @teamhunter730 2 роки тому +7

    4:17 History they don't teach at school