"I can not leave the four men" - what four men there's three women and one man and what are they doing anyway and WHY DID U NOT SING IN THE LAST LIKE HALF BEATS XD
we are crystal jewry will keep it for long time if we cannot think we are abele have alway found ways the world is a maaaaan thank you opal cobblestone BOURGOGNE And blumberg!!
Pink: My p- I mean my Diamond! You have become a diamond Pearl: When did this happen?! Pink: *scrolls down to this comment* Pearl: I see... *Holds back laughter* Therefore I relieve of my duties as a Pearl to become Pearl Diamond
…So…Looking up this song, and glancing at a few things on the UA-cam pages I noticed while doing so, but without having ever watched this show…Is Garnet, like, two people fused together? Not in like a bad way, like a Captain Planet kind of way…am I getting that right?
Crystal Jewelery: a cartoon about drums becoming crystal jewelery. There are four drums in the group. Opal,cobblestone,bourgogne and blumberg. Together they will find your favourite hand
Time passes and The drum named Opal has to fight...something and learns to love themselves but is not sure if they can win or even do exercise, The fact they don’t exercise was so bad that one part of Opal passed out
I dont know why but I Died of laughter when they said the crystal gem names, Opal was okay, then cobblestone..? then outta nowhere you hear Bourgogne , I just burst in laughter, then Blumburg?! God help me.
I love who I am But I better exercise Also: Rebecca Sugar: the first woman to make a cartoon network cartoon, and makes one that has more female characters than male ones Google translate: THE WORLD IS A MAN
MrShireCat ummm hate to tell you but Opal is a fusion of Amethyst and Pearl. Amethyst and Garnet fused is Sugilite and Garnet and Pearl is Sardonyx. Sorry to be rude but do your research. :P
Potato Fries Wut? I think what MrShireCat meant is that it was ironic that Garnet became Opal through Google Translate because Opal is a fusion of Amethyst and Pearl, and it’s ironic because Garnet is not a part of that fusion at all so yeah.
The "I love who I am" part really sounds like something garnet would say! She loves who she is but not in a cockey way but in a healthy way! *Garnet:* " I like me!"
So, in this video we find out- *If you're wrong, you're very cool kiddies. *The crystal gems were drums before, and now they are crystal jewelry. o-o *The crystal "jewelry" are able have always find ways. *The world is a man. O-o *Garnet changes her name to Opal and then Garnement... what were ruby and sapphire thinking... and Amysthest changed her name to cobblestone, Pearl into Bourgogne and Steven into BLUMBERG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "sigh" Rose and Greg please rename your child.. -_- *Garnement never found your favorite hand so, kindly tell her. * Garnement is a lot of absolute.. *Please try to hit Garnement if you can and give her a stable. *Please tell Garnement the way to the remix before she get lost. *Please find a boy/girlfriend cause Garnement is angry you are alone. *Garnement loves who she is. *Garnement can see what she's doing. *Garnement is NOT sick. *Garnement better exercise.
*The crystal jewelry can not leave the four men *The crystal jewelry ate pizza and went to go and fight *If the crystal jewelry can not think they are able have always find ways *Garnement is back at the same time *Garnement came to herself as one of the great tools *Garnement doesn't strike collaboration *Garnement shoots him *Garnement felt it *Garnement is not finished *Garnement didn't hurt her friend *Garnement and her world will spoil *Garnement thinks you're not afraid of anything *Garnement is not just a few *They are concerned about what Garnement is doing *Garnement was angry with them in this world *Garnement is negotiating... Just adding onto the list...
Now i really want a crystal gem to join that has a cobblestone with superpowers on their head. (Head, cause the German word for cobblestone (Kopfsteinpflaster) contains the word for head)
Sapphire : 'Ready to fight Jasper while singing, Ruby?'Ruby: 'Yea, but mind if I say a bunch of translated, mixed, mashed, killed, buried and flower smelling words to create the lyrics?'Sapphire: 'Why?'Ruby: 'Why the F not.'
Steven:(trying to live up to pink diamond) I will take into consideration that my name is Blumburg in another language Pearl:(tearing up) You remind me so much of your mother
"We were drums." Me: You and the four men were *drums* ? "Pizza, we fled to go and fight." Me: So you and the *four drum men* ate some pizza and then went to go fight?
Y'all. Y'all. I did the research. The name Steven comes from the Greek word "stéfanos", meaning a wreath or crown, and by extention, reward. Blumberg comes from German "blumen" and "berg", flowers and moutain or hill, respectively. Essentially, it means "a flowery hill". I have no clue how he's Blumberg now.
Stefanos means wreath/flower crown/reward. Blum berg, while being translated into “flowery hill” or something along those lines, is actually closer to flower crown because by the word for hill and mountain, also means “crown” not in the sense of royalty but like the peak of a mountain. So blumberg and Stefanos both translate to similar to flower crown
Amethyst: Who cares!? Pearl: I do! Pearl and Amethyst: *Laughing* *fuses* Blumberg: Opal you’re a fusion! *LATER* Cobblestone: You got this Bourgogne! Bourgogne: Ok ship turn us around Bourgogne: oooooh-oooooh
You can see it in your eyes There are two, three, four I do not like the others (He does not want anyone, nor ..) This is not true I want some And Blumberg Blumbergs to smile Me, me, and These are all the same And Blumberg Blumbergs Come on now, do not be shy Me, me, and the same thing (for me!) These are all the same
Ok so They used to be drums but they turned into crystal jewelry that they will keep for a long time (despite being it themselves) and it is jewelry of Cobblestone, Opal, BOURGONE and Blumberg and they pizza (whatever pizza-ing is) and they fled to fight and they pretect the man that is the earth and Blumberg can't leave the four men so they're men and there's another crystal gem and if i'm wrong i'm cool according to Blumberg Great plot!
I have a theory. This is the far future of the current Steven Universe plot(after Steven Universe Future). Ruby, sapphire, and Steven's gems were all shattered after what might have been the second great gem war, even while Steven was fused with his loved one, Connie, as Stevonnie. unlike the first war, though, the amount of crystal gems were very low, and the crystal gems lost the battle, leaving America(the continent n it the country) and a small distance past its borders in a post-apocalyptic state. But Steven still survived after getting shattered. Connie, not so lucky. Although, after realizing that he had failed his mother, Rose Quartz, his home, and the love of his life, Steven went into exile out of grief (note that in this time, Steven is an adult). Pearl and amethyst, being the only half of the (original) crystal gems left, fuse into opal for the rest of their existence to keep each other safe. years after this incident, Opal comes across a grey colored gem. This soon-to-be-formerly mysterious gem introduces herself as cobblestone. after proving herself worthy , cobblestone is dubbed a crystal gem. Meer weeks after, in France, they come across another gem. This gem is green, but doesn't know what gem she is. This new green gem introduces himself as Bourgogne. Unlike cobblestone, Bourgogne says that she knows Steven, and is instantly dubbed a crystal gem. By now, the team is almost up to their original number of four members. all they needed now was Steven. Bourgogne leads the rest of the crystal gems to an apartment(still in France), where they find Steven. The new crystal gems try to convince Steven to come back, but he's stubborn and at first, doesn't agree for multiple reasons. one of them being that his four best friends were from France and didn't have enough money to go to America. another one being that he has a good job in France as a businessman and was making good money. Although, after a few days, Steven decides to rejoin the crystal gems wielding an iron, pink painted shield that he forged himself and connie's sword. Steven insists that the crystal gems call him Blumberg, because his real name was a constant reminder of his mother and lover, and how he failed them, the shield and sword already being a constant reminder of such. And with that, the crystal gems were back, and ready to once again protect the world and the wasteland that used to be America, the way they used to. after reuniting with the original crystal gems, meeting cobblestone, and thanking Bourgogne for leading the gems to him, Blumberg showed the gems a project he had stated only days after leaving the crystal gems. a robotic gem. Blumberg called it Garcon: the first male gem. AKA Garnement. Garnement had all of garnet's character traits and memories, but completely different design and abilities. The crystal gems have their doubts, yet Garnement still showed promise. The gems decide to take him onto the battlefield. Garnement showed great skill and was dubbed a crystal gem. after a few months, Garnement starts to think that he never got the respect he deserved, and that the crystal gems were just using him, and never really loved him. With that, Garnement starts to seek revenge. Garnement attempts to assault the crystal gems, but Blumberg stops him before he can do a lot of damage to anyone or vice versa. Blumberg explains to Garnament that he and the rest of the crystal gems were using him to help them in battle, but they still cared for him and respected him very much. After thit talk with Blumberg, Garnement accepted himself for who he was, but was still haunted by his past actions. However, that didn't stop him from doing a good job as a crystal gem. It took me two and a half hours to type this. Also I explained what happened to Lapis Peridot and Bismuth in the replies.
this my google translated version of Stronger than you This is a grenade Wake up again I will never fall into the hands of people like you Because my kindness is good All the places told me to "cry" We will not follow your standards Come and see me from your pride Come on, you and me Come on, one and two! Come on, try, if I can, I'll smoke! Do not you think that I'm confident in my relationship? I'm sure that I'm not ashamed for the name of our team But I'm angry at the baby Do not waste our work Let's live forever If we split up, we will return to the new We raised a stone I do, oh, oh, oh, I'm coming OH, OH, OH, OH, OH, OH, OH, OH Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh This is ours I If you think you can stop me Then you need to think again My opinion I will never let you down I will never let this harm my planet I will never give up on my friend Come on, try, if I can, I'll smoke! Do not you think that I'm confident in my relationship? I think I'm worried about you. Because of your confidence in the value of my work Yes, I'm better than you! I ... them. I'm very angry and I'm very patient. I say it! I do, oh, oh, oh, I'm coming OH, OH, OH, OH, OH, OH, OH, OH Stronger than you Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh Stronger than you Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh Stronger than you Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh About Me
![Mary Did You Know [LIVE] - Tommee Profitt feat. Jordan Smith](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/TXdyiVP4_o0/mqdefault.jpg)
The difference between ruby and sapphire
Sapphire: this is us
Ruby: I SHOOT HIM
😂
And they two are garnet lol
I literally DIED when I saw this comment
well it makes sense......
Random Person I love Ruby and Sapphire!
"If you are wrong , you are cool" - Nice way of thinking Blumberg :/
Mister Spadochron a life lesson for all of us
"I can not leave the four men" - what four men there's three women and one man and what are they doing anyway and WHY DID U NOT SING IN THE LAST LIKE HALF BEATS XD
Mister Spadochron clickbait titles
Wolfhound172 games Well, the title isn't 100% true, but it's not clickbait.
Mister Spadochron yes, yes it is
"I love who I am and I better exercise." It sounds like a new mantra for living healthy!
That is so true :U
OMG YES!!!
Jennifer Bureau I feel like this is everyone in 2017...
The song already sound like a work-out jam to begin with, so this is the next logical step.
Jennifer Bureau I laughed so hard at that line.
“If you are wrong you are cool”
Middle school in a nutshell
LOL SO TRUE
😂
Tabbs lol!
True
Now it is America in a nutshell. 🤦🏼♂️😭
blumberg universe is my favorite show
Ryan Meneo The best character has to be Cobblestone, no?
Luise K. no it is obviously BOURGOGNE
Luise K. But she's not even jewelry
Ryan Meneo i will only wach the show if they chage the name to that
YASS
This might be one of the best things ever.
"AND BLUMBERG!"
fanny3211 lol
How do you even get Blumberg from Steven
And Blumberg?
I saw you on that Daughter Of The Moon Videos
Well yeah, I know that, but how badly do you have to screw up the name Steven before you come back with Blumberg.
"I shoot him."
(literally 14 seconds later)
"I did not hurt my friend!"
Sure, Malinda, sure...
yeeeeeeeah
Lol
Court!
*OBJECTION!*
Busted!!
"Has my relationship been established?"
I don't know Garnet, I don't think your relationship is clear enough yet.
Blue Dragon it has now, reunited am I right!?!?
DORKY creations eyyy
Well, Garnet technically *is* a relationship...
Garnet? Never her of her, I only know B O U R G O G O N E
We.....
*W E R E D R U M S*
we are crystal jewry will keep it for long time if we cannot think we are abele have alway found ways the world is a maaaaan thank you opal cobblestone BOURGOGNE And blumberg!!
P I Z Z A W E F L E D T O G O A N D F I G H T
*WE...WERE DRUMS*
*CHRONICALLY OVERWEIGHT*
apernetly gems use to be drums XD!
Opal, Cobblestone, Bourgogne... AND BLUMBERG!
Not the heroes we deserved but the ones we needed.
Bourgogne is French for Burgundy.
Pearl seems to have been supplanted by wine. Peridot would approve.
*BOURGOGONE*
Lol
At least Pearl and Amethyst stayed (Opal)
YOUR HERE FROM THAT TOO???
Lol omg if you translate their names into the language Hausa and back, "Pearl" becomes "Diamond" welp that was a drastic leap in authority...
Pink: My p- I mean my Diamond! You have become a diamond
Pearl: When did this happen?!
Pink: *scrolls down to this comment*
Pearl: I see... *Holds back laughter* Therefore I relieve of my duties as a Pearl to become Pearl Diamond
XD
Omg
Also, Pokémon reference.
Proof that pearl is meant to be a leader lol
"I shoot him"
How....straightforward of you.
Umm
My name is jada too!
CLOD!!!!
"I love who I am" is basically Garnet in nutshell
Slurpuff The Sweet
Steven (Blumberg): Garnet, that's just you.
Garnet: Uh. I like me.
yup
It's the show in a nutshell
Slurpuff The Sweet true.
…So…Looking up this song, and glancing at a few things on the UA-cam pages I noticed while doing so, but without having ever watched this show…Is Garnet, like, two people fused together? Not in like a bad way, like a Captain Planet kind of way…am I getting that right?
"If you were wrong, you are cool!"
The only motivational line in this whole video..
That should be the motto of the Off Colors!
What about I shoot him?
______ ______ lol bro
Lucy Billings thanks for describing my goal of life -_____-
im the person able to cool the sun and freeze the whole earth then
"I shoot him"
10 sec later
"I did not hurt my friend!'
Crystal Jewelery: a cartoon about drums becoming crystal jewelery. There are four drums in the group. Opal,cobblestone,bourgogne and blumberg. Together they will find your favourite hand
lamJoe Joe Opal..
XD bourgodne just destroys me
Google Translate was secretly hoping for an AU with Opal as the fusion lol
Time passes and The drum named Opal has to fight...something and learns to love themselves but is not sure if they can win or even do exercise, The fact they don’t exercise was so bad that one part of Opal passed out
Actually it's BOURGOGNE
BOURGOGNE IS MY FAVORITE CRYSTAL GEM
I like opal
I like blumberg
Cobblestone is the best one out of all
Tbh Opbourgone is the best
I live in Bourgogne LMFAO
Garnet: I have never found your favourite hand.
Jasper: ...Uuuuuhhh...?
Get her with the conFusion tactic!
Dalton Criswell Yup!
Elizabeth Brawn *Jasper's reaction to this probably* Jasper: What...?
ruby or sapthire? I THINK RUBY!
Garent XDDDDD
I dont know why but I Died of laughter when they said the crystal gem names, Opal was okay, then cobblestone..? then outta nowhere you hear Bourgogne , I just burst in laughter, then Blumburg?! God help me.
"I love who I am"? What an unexpectedly positive message! Well done, atrocious Google Translate algorithm!
HeresToPhilipWylie yep
It's not steven universe... it's BLUMBERG universe!
Girlcatlove1524 blumberg Galaxy
I translated it
Blumberg DeMayo
Girlcatlove1524 hey I know you you make animations for popularmmos right?
Girlcatlove1524 ayy ur here
Girlcatlove1524 SKIP TIME
A N D B L U M B E R G .
He's my favorite apple tree.
I love who I am
But I better exercise
Also:
Rebecca Sugar: the first woman to make a cartoon network cartoon, and makes one that has more female characters than male ones
Google translate: THE WORLD IS A MAN
The best crystal jewelries:
"Opal, cobblestone, BOURGOGNE
and Blumberg!!"
Why did no one tell me cobblestone was the best crystal jewelrie
Somebody make this? (I would draw it but I’m too tired right now)
At least they got Opal right
AllieLlama #COBBLEISLYFE
Does anyone want to watch opal, cobblestone, Bourgogne, and Blumberg fight some evil?
Hell yeah
WOOT!
fuck yes
Starlight moon Sisters yup
Starlight moon Sisters i’m actually shrieking and crying so loud rn
How ironic is it that garnet is opal 😂
MrShireCat ummm hate to tell you but Opal is a fusion of Amethyst and Pearl. Amethyst and Garnet fused is Sugilite and Garnet and Pearl is Sardonyx. Sorry to be rude but do your research. :P
Potato Fries Wut? I think what MrShireCat meant is that it was ironic that Garnet became Opal through Google Translate because Opal is a fusion of Amethyst and Pearl, and it’s ironic because Garnet is not a part of that fusion at all so yeah.
Ok
Allie A EXACTLY😁
Potato Fries I did do my research :P
Ah yes, my favorite character:
*cobblestone*
Not better than my favourite:
B o u r g o g n e
Mines is
*(BORGONE)* or
Blumburg🤪
OPAL... Wrong gem... Still a giant woman tho
BOURGGOGNE
Ah yes my favorite show Blumberg Dimension
"I shoot him.....I did not hurt my friend!"
Enderdragonn0 I shoot him but he was ok soo "I didn't hurt him"
It so funny
Ender somehow I don't believe you
AND BLUMBERG!
**Dies**
Bourgogne
Cobblestone
that is French for burgundy
Sugar Sweet i was laughing so hard
Sugar Sweet XD yerp i died too
I mean, it at least got the part about Opal being a crystal gem right.
Wilfred Cthulu thats very surprising that Google translate that something right
It also make sense cuz she's a fusion as well!
Ida Sarnblom not it's not dumbass it's garnanent is a real gem
Wilfred Cthulu but Garnet isn't even part of Opal... Amethyst and Pearl are.
She is a fusion
The "I love who I am" part really sounds like something garnet would say! She loves who she is but not in a cockey way but in a healthy way!
*Garnet:* " I like me!"
*Opal**
"If you are wrong, you are cool!" Yay! I'm cool!
EmberTheVixen a.k.a Ember but if you're wrong about that you are cool, and if you are cool you're right, but...
You're wrong you are not cool
EmberTheVixen a.k.a Ember thar be a paradox laddy
Dapper Fantasticpanda What a paradox!
EmberTheVixen a.k.a Ember so you are not cool.
To be honest, I think Stronger Than You actually has a very good message in it for google translate. I love who I am too.
BerryDotEb And u need to exercise!
Steven: Okay, Garnet, you just drew yourself.
Garnet: Uh.. I like me.
And I better exercise
Same
I'd better exercise!
*I shoot him*
Later... in court...
*I DID **_NOT_** HURT MY FRIEND!*
1:46 : Malinda: "I shoot him."
*8 secs later*
2:00 : Malinda: "I did not hurt my friend."
Me: "Wow...yeah sure."
Lol XD
*G U I L T Y !*
“Who would do such a thing?”
Burr in a nutshell
So, in this video we find out-
*If you're wrong, you're very cool kiddies.
*The crystal gems were drums before, and now they are crystal jewelry. o-o
*The crystal "jewelry" are able have always find ways.
*The world is a man. O-o
*Garnet changes her name to Opal and then Garnement... what were ruby and sapphire thinking... and Amysthest changed her name to cobblestone, Pearl into Bourgogne and Steven into BLUMBERG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "sigh" Rose and Greg please rename your child.. -_-
*Garnement never found your favorite hand so, kindly tell her.
* Garnement is a lot of absolute..
*Please try to hit Garnement if you can and give her a stable.
*Please tell Garnement the way to the remix before she get lost.
*Please find a boy/girlfriend cause Garnement is angry you are alone.
*Garnement loves who she is.
*Garnement can see what she's doing.
*Garnement is NOT sick.
*Garnement better exercise.
isabella 7890 OMG TRUE XD
isabella 7890 shoot u made me die of laughter now how do u feel lmao
She also came to herself as one of "The great Tools" (Whatever that means)
*The crystal jewelry can not leave the four men
*The crystal jewelry ate pizza and went to go and fight
*If the crystal jewelry can not think they are able have always find ways
*Garnement is back at the same time
*Garnement came to herself as one of the great tools
*Garnement doesn't strike collaboration
*Garnement shoots him
*Garnement felt it
*Garnement is not finished
*Garnement didn't hurt her friend
*Garnement and her world will spoil
*Garnement thinks you're not afraid of anything
*Garnement is not just a few
*They are concerned about what Garnement is doing
*Garnement was angry with them in this world
*Garnement is negotiating...
Just adding onto the list...
*Amethyst*
You can't steal my Oc *BLUMBERG*
HE WAS MY OH SEA
Hi aquamarine I'm aquamarine!!
Lol. I translated the theme song to and it turned crystal hems to glass pieces!😂😂😂
Tadzio Maciąg haha
Tadzio Maciąg lol
Steven Universe
Steven: THEY HATE MEN?
Blumberg Universe
Blumberg: *THEY HATE WOMEN?!?!?*
I imagine this as Opal, cobblestone, BOURGOGNE, and Blumberg jamming while Garnet, Amethyst, Pearl, and Steven look on with concerned expressions.
Lily Twinklenoodle wouldn't Opal be pearl and amethyst tho?
Frisk
Don't ever question this.
-Rose Quartz
guinealover6674 !!! *QUESTIONINGGGGGGGGGGG*
There can be multiple opals
Lily Twinklenoodle It's a wierd foreign adaptation of their lives, and they don't know how to react.
*I S H O O T H I M*
*I D I N 'T H U R T M Y F R I E N D S*
Mparmparigos Yeah *_I S H O O T H I M_*
*IF YOU THINK YOU CAN STOP US* then I need to rethink.
Opal. Cobblestone. BOURGOGNE. And Blumberg!
10/10 best anime
Blumberg Universe
i would love to see those characters in the new show called blumberg universe
tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AerithAndBob
I mean, two of them are technically stones... but other than that Google Translate isn’t even close.
"I did not hurt my friend"
"try to beat me as often as possible"
hmmmmm
Opal
Cobblestone
BOURGOGNE
and...
BLUMBERG
Now i really want a crystal gem to join that has a cobblestone with superpowers on their head. (Head, cause the German word for cobblestone (Kopfsteinpflaster) contains the word for head)
Opal...
"I love who I am." Pretty accurate.
"Ok, Garnet, you just drew yourself."
"Uh I- I love me."
Garance accurate XD
IT HAS BEEN CONFIRMED THAT THE WORLD IS A MAN!
Let's go tell Tumblr!
So he is father earth and his wife is mother nature
KarigirlGamer Seems the ancient Greeks were wrong after all... huh, the more you know!
KarigirlGamer BE A MAN, YOU MUST BE SWIFT AS A COURSING RIVE-
KarigirlGamer actually scientist have given evaluated evidence that the world is actually a female. Mars is the male.
'I love who I am' Yeah, that's . . . that's Garnet's whole character.
OMG BLUMBERG UNIVERSE
PLEASE MAKE THAT AN EPISODE TITLE, CARTOON NETWORK! *LOL*
"I'd better exercise"
xDDDDDD
Ah yes, my favourite show: Blumberg Universe 👌
Amber Mullins 🅱lum🅱erg
Ah yes
*opal,cobbledtone,and bourgogne*
Such amazing characters but despite how beautiful these characters are
*blumberg* is my favourite
Opal, Cobblestone, Bourgogne, and BLUMBERG!!
Pretty solid if you ask me.
Ah yes, Cobblestone, and Bourgogne, my favorite ship.
Edit: wth dose likes
And GARNEMENT!
Galaxy Cat Bourgogstone
HAHAHA I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING (inside)
If you replaced them in the right order, you’re talking ‘bout Amethyst and Pearl. I dunno much about Steven Universe so I won’t question...
Galaxy Cat #Cobblestone_is_life!
That moment where you don't know what go say
*" I DID NOT HURT MY FRIEND.."*
Do you mean what TO say?🤔
no.
what go say.
1;47 I shoot him 10 seconds later I DID NOT HURT MY FRIEND
cheesypuffs 90 - That's what they all say...
cheesypuffs 90 hahahahhaa
cheesypuffs 90 lol
They always say that, I bet she did what pearl did in the "3 gems and a baby" episode, tried to pull out Blumberg's gem
I have a theory! What if she shot her friends friends
Well, to be fair, Garnet does indeed love who she is.
Sapphire : 'Ready to fight Jasper while singing, Ruby?'Ruby: 'Yea, but mind if I say a bunch of translated, mixed, mashed, killed, buried and flower smelling words to create the lyrics?'Sapphire: 'Why?'Ruby: 'Why the F not.'
I should exercise now....
yes they are very fat XD
...but seriously, I'm cronically overweight."
Anonymous Person me tho
"I shoot him" ahaha that to funny the way she says it is so funny
Shut up you sound stupid (lol joke)
Shut ur face
Let's just stop talking ok.👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻
Your grammar and spelling is atrocious
and you better exercise
"I shoot him.'
three seconds later
"I did not hurt my friend"
Opal as Garnet? 😂
Peridot This seems like a good idea for an AU! Someone should make that!
They did one time
Alley Oliver
It's is a AU
Is called Opal AU
Pearl and Amethyst are always fused and ruby and sapphire are like pearl and Amethyst
Alley Oliver Already exists !
the opal au is confirmed
I SHOOT HIM
Later
I DID NOT HURT MY FRIEND
XDXDXDXDXD
My favorite part XD
What if "him" isn't a friend?
Wyat Gamer1 yes.
Purrfect lines that google translate did
Wyat Gamer1 Lol XD
I can only imagine Japser's face if Garent decided to sing this instead of the actual Stronger Than You.
she would be like 🤔🤨😐😑😬😦
Confusion tactics!
“I-“
@@Ajehy More like con-FUSION tactics.
@@joannamysluk8623
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
2:23 be like
I LOVE WHO I AM!!! but I need to exercise 😂😂😂
Basically me
Me xD
relatable
i shoot him
*later*
i did not hurt my friend !!
Azabby 48 I know right
I LO-O-OVE
WHO I A-A-AM
Hmm... "HIM" isn't a gem... So who got shot?
B l u m b e r g
______ ______ Gred
But I Think I Am Angry Because *y o u a r e A L O N E*
That's not a bad translation.
When someone's OTP isn't canon.
Extroverts talking to Introverts in a nutshell.
Garnet becomes Jasper's wingman. XD
Opal
Cobblestone
Bourgogne
And Blumberg!!
I can’t 😂
I wanna see a New version with these charachter!
“They are concerned about what I am doing”
Just imagining Peridot facepalming in the corner as Jasper sings instead of doing anything.
I like how it's all about loving who you are but knowing that you need to stay healthy. Good job Google translate good job
Yes good job google translate! Better than bing! Bing just sits around
"The world is a man"
"Thank you"
"Opal, cobblestone, *BOURGOGNE*"
Pearl: I NEEDED TO BE OPAL
Garnet: Eh..
Amethyst: BECAUSE IM HARD?! * DIES LAUGHING *
"AND BLUMBERG!"
Steven: ...
Steven:(trying to live up to pink diamond) I will take into consideration that my name is Blumburg in another language
Pearl:(tearing up) You remind me so much of your mother
"We were drums."
Me: You and the four men were *drums* ?
"Pizza, we fled to go and fight."
Me: So you and the *four drum men* ate some pizza and then went to go fight?
I love Blumberg Universe
Cobblestone and bourgogne. New gems confirmed.
Tadzio Maciąg
Cobblestone isn't a gem.
Mehgaa bourgogne isn't a gem either. It's something in france.
Neither is Bismuth, but she is a gem in the show
Tadzio Maciąg don't forget Blumberg!
bourgogne is a french region.
Y'all. Y'all. I did the research. The name Steven comes from the Greek word "stéfanos", meaning a wreath or crown, and by extention, reward.
Blumberg comes from German "blumen" and "berg", flowers and moutain or hill, respectively. Essentially, it means "a flowery hill".
I have no clue how he's Blumberg now.
Flower crowns!
Mind
Blown?
Well Steven is a flowery hill
Stefanos means wreath/flower crown/reward. Blum berg, while being translated into “flowery hill” or something along those lines, is actually closer to flower crown because by the word for hill and mountain, also means “crown” not in the sense of royalty but like the peak of a mountain. So blumberg and Stefanos both translate to similar to flower crown
So in Greek he's something like Greek God and in German he's more like his mother. Interisting.
somehow, flowery hill reminds me of that epispde where steven and lars are covered in moss.
Amethyst: Who cares!?
Pearl: I do!
Pearl and Amethyst: *Laughing*
*fuses*
Blumberg: Opal you’re a fusion!
*LATER*
Cobblestone: You got this Bourgogne!
Bourgogne: Ok ship turn us around
Bourgogne: oooooh-oooooh
This NEEDS to be an au!
"The world is a man"
Best part in the theme
THIS IS NOW BLUMBERG UNIVERSE LOL
Blumberg is space
on animated netowrking channel
after this
"i know that the google translator is the best translator of the world"
Up Next: Blumberg and the Blumbergs
Joshua Miller I'm CRYING
_OH, BLUMBURG! BLUMBURG IS A BIG, FAT MEANIE! A BIG, FAT MEANIE ZUCCHINI!_
You can see it in your eyes
There are two, three, four
I do not like the others
(He does not want anyone, nor ..)
This is not true
I want some
And Blumberg Blumbergs
to smile
Me, me, and
These are all the same
And Blumberg Blumbergs
Come on now, do not be shy
Me, me, and the same thing (for me!)
These are all the same
Blumberg and the crystal jewelry
Joshua Miller
With me myself and I and him
I love how Opal is the one character who does not form Opal
I AM BLUMBERG! ~Google Translate, 2017
1:43 This is us... I shoot him! wtf
2:00 no friends were hurt in the making of this video...
Nu lemme shoot him... xDDD
This is us..
*I SHOOT HIM* XDDDDD
“I shoot him”
Later on...
“I did not hurt my friend!”
Am I The Only One Who Just.
*REALLY* Wants some Bloopers of google translate sings
Like.
Please?
Star Lover123 i do
I want that
I want it too
Star Lover123 yaaaaaaaaas
Opal is such a cool character! :O
Oh wait, it's garnement...
Paniti Mahasukon but isn't garnament opal from the opening?
hyappy22 Oh, my bad. Thank you for pointing it out.
Ps. Cobblestone is still pretty cool though.
It's quite amusing because Opal is in fact the fusion of the other two members of the group.
clearly cobblestone is best
"The world is a man"
*FEMINIST INTENSIFIES*
DosDoritos lol
DosDoritos *yee intensifies*
"We, are crystal jewelry."
*Imagines the gems being turned into jewelry*
O-O that's dark.
If you could only know what we really are...
We...WERE DRUMS
RammayPkmn 01 True!
RammayPkmn 01 WHY LMAO
MYSTERY SOLVED
“Gems stop dancing” lmfao
Ok so
They used to be drums but they turned into crystal jewelry that they will keep for a long time (despite being it themselves) and it is jewelry of Cobblestone, Opal, BOURGONE and Blumberg and they pizza (whatever pizza-ing is) and they fled to fight and they pretect the man that is the earth and Blumberg can't leave the four men so they're men and there's another crystal gem and if i'm wrong i'm cool according to Blumberg
Great plot!
cutekirby7 aliendino I wish that was a show
AWSOME!
I have a theory. This is the far future of the current Steven Universe plot(after Steven Universe Future). Ruby, sapphire, and Steven's gems were all shattered after what might have been the second great gem war, even while Steven was fused with his loved one, Connie, as Stevonnie. unlike the first war, though, the amount of crystal gems were very low, and the crystal gems lost the battle, leaving America(the continent n it the country) and a small distance past its borders in a post-apocalyptic state. But Steven still survived after getting shattered. Connie, not so lucky. Although, after realizing that he had failed his mother, Rose Quartz, his home, and the love of his life, Steven went into exile out of grief (note that in this time, Steven is an adult). Pearl and amethyst, being the only half of the (original) crystal gems left, fuse into opal for the rest of their existence to keep each other safe.
years after this incident, Opal comes across a grey colored gem. This soon-to-be-formerly mysterious gem introduces herself as cobblestone. after proving herself worthy , cobblestone is dubbed a crystal gem. Meer weeks after, in France, they come across another gem. This gem is green, but doesn't know what gem she is. This new green gem introduces himself as Bourgogne. Unlike cobblestone, Bourgogne says that she knows Steven, and is instantly dubbed a crystal gem. By now, the team is almost up to their original number of four members. all they needed now was Steven. Bourgogne leads the rest of the crystal gems to an apartment(still in France), where they find Steven. The new crystal gems try to convince Steven to come back, but he's stubborn and at first, doesn't agree for multiple reasons. one of them being that his four best friends were from France and didn't have enough money to go to America. another one being that he has a good job in France as a businessman and was making good money. Although, after a few days, Steven decides to rejoin the crystal gems wielding an iron, pink painted shield that he forged himself and connie's sword. Steven insists that the crystal gems call him Blumberg, because his real name was a constant reminder of his mother and lover, and how he failed them, the shield and sword already being a constant reminder of such. And with that, the crystal gems were back, and ready to once again protect the world and the wasteland that used to be America, the way they used to.
after reuniting with the original crystal gems, meeting cobblestone, and thanking Bourgogne for leading the gems to him, Blumberg showed the gems a project he had stated only days after leaving the crystal gems. a robotic gem. Blumberg called it Garcon: the first male gem. AKA Garnement. Garnement had all of garnet's character traits and memories, but completely different design and abilities. The crystal gems have their doubts, yet Garnement still showed promise. The gems decide to take him onto the battlefield. Garnement showed great skill and was dubbed a crystal gem. after a few months, Garnement starts to think that he never got the respect he deserved, and that the crystal gems were just using him, and never really loved him. With that, Garnement starts to seek revenge.
Garnement attempts to assault the crystal gems, but Blumberg stops him before he can do a lot of damage to anyone or vice versa. Blumberg explains to Garnament that he and the rest of the crystal gems were using him to help them in battle, but they still cared for him and respected him very much. After thit talk with Blumberg, Garnement accepted himself for who he was, but was still haunted by his past actions. However, that didn't stop him from doing a good job as a crystal gem.
It took me two and a half hours to type this.
Also I explained what happened to Lapis Peridot and Bismuth in the replies.
I like it but what happened to Lars and the off colors?
Victor Tran well, nobody had a way of contacting them until after the war. And besides, this war affected space as well.
you are a genius
@@equij3542 thanks.
We need a fanfic about this
We are number one BUT it's google translates sings!
Yes!!! I second this!!!
Miku Hatsune YES, definitely
I can't believe it. They haven't already? Do it, then!
“We do not strike collaboration” But.. but I thought this video was a collab...
True
But it didn't get a copyright strike
Crystal Jewellery, which consists of Opal, Cobblestone, Bourgogne and Blumberg, are my favourite quadriplegic ever.
quadriplegic is... after looking it up, I don't think that's the word you were looking for...
"If you think you can stop us then I need to rethink."
And NO ONE'S talking about this 🤣🤣
Why is BLUMBERG Universe a kid's show if one of the drum's/crystal jewelry's name is "Bourgogne" which is red wine?
Is it even a kid's show?
Jandrei411 There are many times in the show where you can argue that it isn't kids material.
bourgone is a place too
I was like 123!
I SHOOT HIM????? LMAO
Taylor Reagan .
" I love who am and I better exercise"
this my google translated version of Stronger than you
This is a grenade
Wake up again
I will never fall into the hands of people like you
Because my kindness is good
All the places told me to "cry"
We will not follow your standards
Come and see me from your pride
Come on, you and me
Come on, one and two!
Come on, try, if I can, I'll smoke!
Do not you think that I'm confident in my relationship?
I'm sure that I'm not ashamed for the name of our team
But I'm angry at the baby
Do not waste our work
Let's live forever
If we split up, we will return to the new
We raised a stone
I do, oh, oh, oh, I'm coming
OH, OH, OH, OH, OH, OH, OH, OH
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
This is ours
I
If you think you can stop me
Then you need to think again
My opinion
I will never let you down
I will never let this harm my planet
I will never give up on my friend
Come on, try, if I can, I'll smoke!
Do not you think that I'm confident in my relationship?
I think I'm worried about you.
Because of your confidence in the value of my work
Yes, I'm better than you!
I ... them.
I'm very angry and I'm very patient.
I say it!
I do, oh, oh, oh, I'm coming
OH, OH, OH, OH, OH, OH, OH, OH
Stronger than you
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Stronger than you
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Stronger than you
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
About Me
Dedication in a nutshell
Draco Ventus
I’m laughing so hard that I’m spilling tears lmao
*I'm angry at the baby*
This seems to switch between kinda accurate to completely off. I love it.
"if I can I'll smoke" eeeeeeee that's not a good idea