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I don't want women to worry about breast size. I am one who does not care and I feel like most men don't care. Most important is that you are healthy and take care of yourself
I think i have a good way to describe how size is important in breasts. Its not actually the size that matters the most, its the shape, however size still plays an important role, because if they are too small, they cant really have any shape, they are just flat, but if they are too big they can no longer retain the correct shape.
More fun to play with big ones of proper shape. Small ones are easier to fit into designer clothes and high-end dresses. Big ones can be admired no-matter what clothes.
The big ones usually looks great as long as they are in a bra. But the smaller ones look better when completely naked. Perfect size is when they are big enough to wobble and small enough not to hang with droopy nipples.
For me, smile is the best make up, and natural is better than fake. I don't so much care about size or shape. Also women please don't get sausage lips.
- Well, that’s be because perky boObs is a sign of youth and good health and ready to mate. So to speak. - So no, you’re not that original. But of course, as with most things there are nuances.
Women's breast size is visually relevant to men in the same way that men's height is visually important to women. Of course there is more to the story, but when reduced to basics....we are basic?🤷♂️ I don't know what I'm even saying here😐
Don't worry ladies. The truth is that half of us couldn't care less about sizes and shapes. I would rather have a girl with a flat chest than have a girl with fake boobs, and I promise you a lot of men would agree.
Someone told me once five things to look out for. ' Tall, young , slim , blonde and beautiful' . Then he said ' Thats on the outside. What is more important is what is on the inside ' Religion , politics , education , upbringing , and personality. What you " see " you might like. What you find out later, you might " not " like. I'm still thinking about what he said.
@@richard6440 his first point is basically describing the most repeated beauty standards for males aka supermodel idolizing. that's what I am saying. "Ideal woman should be tall and blonde but what is more important is her religious and politial beliefs" Wow, that's some deep shit right there.
@@barisk6855 Wow, that's some deep shit right there. What would you rather have? a supermodel , who is the meanest beech in the world , or a reasonably good looking girl, who is kind , caring , and might be a wonderful mother. Beauty is skin deep.
Sometimes, you can hear a woman coming behind the corner long before you see her, bacuse of the phone or of the heels. Anyway, there are some women who like to catch fish with minimal effort; highlighting body parts allows them to take possession of the observer's mind or wallet. I have always believed that man should not fall in love with individual parts of the body; rather, looking a woman in her eyes allows us to perceive her internal state, her way of being. By the way, if you can not avoid to see your eyes collapsing on a breast, I suggest to insert a toothpick in your tie; that should be enough to succed. If you do not wear tie, then you are really in trouble; last chance is to practice looking into the eyes of an inflatable doll three times a day, for at least six months. Avoid retreating to a monastery, you will end up looking at other things.
Bad joke since many women do make differences in their body, just to be more popular. I like’d 100 more your joke about men never notice or discuss man to man about the done nails or eyebrows women do to bee more attractive
Hilarious! Not being woke here but do know that the rule of thumb was about how a man should not hit a woman with a stick that has a thickness circumference more than the thumb. Perhaps you can make that funny but that is the origin of that expression. Most people are unaware so it doesn't really matter. But it is what it is and it isn't what it isn't. How is that cat in that box doing?
Had to google this to check, it does indeed come up as true in some results but also a lot saying this in fact false and actually comes from the thumb being used as a unit of measurement in trade. Wikipedia, which I would consider the most trust worthy search result (but can be wrong, it's the internet after all), says that such a law never actually existed and it is folk etymology.
@@0x2A_ Fact checking is good. However many facts have intentionally been erased in human history. But yes, it's possible that the rule of thumb thing might be nonsense. Graham Hancock is deeply insulted by Wikipedia when he literally has a lot of evidence about his claims. I like Wikipedia but pobody's nerfect.
My rule of thumb is shape is more important than size.🤔
Ismo is the most accurate comedian out there
I don't want women to worry about breast size. I am one who does not care and I feel like most men don't care. Most important is that you are healthy and take care of yourself
I disagree in part, unless healthy includes mentally healthy.
All boobs are 10/10 but some are 11/10 ❤😂
Healthy is second to good ass😂
Omg snowflake it’s a joke there is no need to analyze it
Healthy is important, just after tits
Like what Ismo mentioned, this thing is subjective...😂😂😂
I am still sitting here and waiting for your Netflix Special....
He is sorry, but you WILL have to wait.
I think i have a good way to describe how size is important in breasts.
Its not actually the size that matters the most, its the shape, however size still plays an important role, because if they are too small, they cant really have any shape, they are just flat, but if they are too big they can no longer retain the correct shape.
Flat is no shape?
Big is fun to look at, but the small ones are more fun to play with. I guess the point is do you like the lights on or off.
I would say that is backwards 😂😂😂
@@cotygelowitz8514 I would like to find a lady with one big and one small to test that.
More fun to play with big ones of proper shape. Small ones are easier to fit into designer clothes and high-end dresses. Big ones can be admired no-matter what clothes.
The big ones usually looks great as long as they are in a bra. But the smaller ones look better when completely naked. Perfect size is when they are big enough to wobble and small enough not to hang with droopy nipples.
My misses came round a corner & i saw her nose first,guess im into noses.
Bet you never said that to her.
@@gorpand Thank you, good health to you as well.
@@u4riahsc To be honest, she prob would see the funny side, she knows i love her, thats all that matters.
with light behind the shadow comes first
For me, smile is the best make up, and natural is better than fake. I don't so much care about size or shape. Also women please don't get sausage lips.
Thank you so much for the advice! I'll have to keep that in mind, I wouldn't want to do anything that men would find unattractive!
Μen concentrate on what comes first around a corner and what exits last around a corner. Ah...and face too.
* checks notes* And personality also, very important thing personality
Is it scientifically proven that women have faces? Where's the paper you're referring to?
@@Pouncer9000 The soul ( gotta know the meme )
@@LKLM138 agree, even without the meme...
Please give viewers the option to turn off the captions.
Natural big is good. Natural small is good. Natural medium is good. Bolt-ons, not so good.
natural, its always goood!
It is crazy to me how people obsess about large breasts. I always think men who think like this never had good sex.
I can't find parts 2,3 or 4 of this one... damn!
I'm generally not a fan of big mammaries despite considering myself a man. Is that odd? All I care about is the shape
Not odd, boobies are a universal language 😂😂
- Well, that’s be because perky boObs is a sign of youth and good health and ready to mate. So to speak.
- So no, you’re not that original. But of course, as with most things there are nuances.
no, that is not odd.
Ismo is so marvelous. The ‘sub’titles are unnecessary, too high and extremely annoying.
Toi ständuppi on niin nähty niin oisko pilkkivideoo seuraavaks?
I love how you lot are arguing about the importance of the size of boobs, NOT that you only see 4 things on a woman... :D
What about the other 2?
Yeah, I'm still waiting!
Head and ass would be my guess but it could also be height and width or just face and ass... Ismo we need part two for this!
@@sacachssgood thought but it's probably legs instead of head
@@gailros4938 I thought of that but then it would be just legs since that is also 2 things
Well...isnt it obvious? With a silent b..
Me watching this with my A cups 🥲
I now need to know what the others are? I'm thinking "face"? But what after that? Hair? Elbows?
I think 'butt'
Women's breast size is visually relevant to men in the same way that men's height is visually important to women. Of course there is more to the story, but when reduced to basics....we are basic?🤷♂️ I don't know what I'm even saying here😐
Hahaha
Don't worry ladies. The truth is that half of us couldn't care less about sizes and shapes. I would rather have a girl with a flat chest than have a girl with fake boobs, and I promise you a lot of men would agree.
Someone told me once five things to look out for. ' Tall, young , slim , blonde and beautiful' . Then he said ' Thats on the outside. What is more important is what is on the inside ' Religion , politics , education , upbringing , and personality. What you " see " you might like. What you find out later, you might " not " like. I'm still thinking about what he said.
"tall, young, slim, blonde" ? I wouldn't think too much about what he said, he doesn't sound like a very deep guy
@@barisk6855 and you missed the next line. " What is more important is what is on the inside ' " well done , you .
@@richard6440 his first point is basically describing the most repeated beauty standards for males aka supermodel idolizing. that's what I am saying. "Ideal woman should be tall and blonde but what is more important is her religious and politial beliefs" Wow, that's some deep shit right there.
@@barisk6855 Religion , politics , education , upbringing , and personality. You missed 3 out .
@@barisk6855 Wow, that's some deep shit right there.
What would you rather have? a supermodel , who is the meanest beech in the world , or a reasonably good looking girl, who is kind , caring , and might be a wonderful mother. Beauty is skin deep.
Hair
What are the other two things?
I think face and butt
IDC ❤
Small and perky beats big hands down. But that's just me
Yeah, I'm not a fan of big hands on a woman up or down but each to his own eh!
Common guys its just comedy 😂
I really like Ismo but man this video gathers around certain type of people that I don't like.
Small is best, B size...but that aside, what a joke 😂😂😂😂😂 My stocmach hurts
God dropped a ball when designing those! Can never find a pair that looks the same, never!😂
I'm sorry
Sometimes, you can hear a woman coming behind the corner long before you see her, bacuse of the phone or of the heels.
Anyway, there are some women who like to catch fish with minimal effort; highlighting body parts allows them to take possession of the observer's mind or wallet.
I have always believed that man should not fall in love with individual parts of the body; rather, looking a woman in her eyes allows us to perceive her internal state, her way of being.
By the way, if you can not avoid to see your eyes collapsing on a breast, I suggest to insert a toothpick in your tie; that should be enough to succed.
If you do not wear tie, then you are really in trouble; last chance is to practice looking into the eyes of an inflatable doll three times a day, for at least six months.
Avoid retreating to a monastery, you will end up looking at other things.
Ismo's material is usually cleverer than this..
i take it you are professional offence taker. but sure, it is usually cleverer than this. that is a fact.
@@TheGologozo I'm not a professional, just a hobbyist
It's not always breast first. Sometimes you see her from behind. Rarely from underneath sadly.
☝️😂👍🏆
hahahahahahaa
It doesn't cut it like it used to.
Ismo, FOCUS harder!
Lol...errr I think he may be joking and exaggerating male traits for laughs.
Does he count the ass as 1 ass, plus the 4th beeing the face, or as 2 butt cheeks and excluding the face completely? 😅
My husband said a wine glass was the right size for women’s breasts,anything larger was a waste.
EZ to remember...and if we can't do that, then just where are us men?! EDIT: read the comments & I see it's mostly above shape 🤔
Why the green screen?
NO ISMO BIG IS NOT GREAT AS A GENERAL VARIABLE 👎🏻
SMALL IS GREAT 👍🏻
Please don't include the captions in these long videos, it's annoying enough with the Shorts...
I have ears, I can listen...
Some of us are children of a lesser god, and are unable to hear. We appreciate the captions muchly.
Ah yes, the world revolves around you, why include others😜
ohh mannn how cheap.
i only care about finance. hahahah
I know this is just a joke but as a guy myself I'm not like the guy he explained
Speak for yourself. I look at eyes first
Bad joke since many women do make differences in their body, just to be more popular. I like’d 100 more your joke about men never notice or discuss man to man about the done nails or eyebrows women do to bee more attractive
Hilarious! Not being woke here but do know that the rule of thumb was about how a man should not hit a woman with a stick that has a thickness circumference more than the thumb. Perhaps you can make that funny but that is the origin of that expression. Most people are unaware so it doesn't really matter. But it is what it is and it isn't what it isn't. How is that cat in that box doing?
Thats a myth. Google it.
Had to google this to check, it does indeed come up as true in some results but also a lot saying this in fact false and actually comes from the thumb being used as a unit of measurement in trade. Wikipedia, which I would consider the most trust worthy search result (but can be wrong, it's the internet after all), says that such a law never actually existed and it is folk etymology.
@@0x2A_ Fact checking is good. However many facts have intentionally been erased in human history. But yes, it's possible that the rule of thumb thing might be nonsense. Graham Hancock is deeply insulted by Wikipedia when he literally has a lot of evidence about his claims. I like Wikipedia but pobody's nerfect.
@@0x2A_ It wouldn't make much sense as a law. For example, what about a man with no thumbs? Is he not allowed to cane his wife?
Used to be funnier.
Stupid joke. Try to be like like like like funny.