ISMO | Why Dolphins Are So Frustrated

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  • Опубліковано 31 січ 2018
  • Dolphins are very, very smart... but equally as frustrated. Filmed at the Top Secret Comedy Club in London.
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  • @massagelucie
    @massagelucie 5 років тому +452

    I love how his humour is not offending anyone or being vulgar but still its very funny...im very happy to discover this guy

    • @LuCkiiEsZz
      @LuCkiiEsZz 4 роки тому +48

      I who identify as a dolphin feel offended by this comment

    • @sanchitdesai8441
      @sanchitdesai8441 3 роки тому +1

      Most PC humor except the vegan part
      That was not pc

    • @jarskil8862
      @jarskil8862 3 роки тому +4

      Yup. I like how he keeps most of politics out of his humor.
      I hate how many modern comedians tend to just joke about modern politics or people on a polarizing way.
      If I want politics I read news.
      Ismo is damn wholesome guy 👌 I wish his Finnish shows worked aswell in English, but those often contain inside jokes that doesnt translate too well.

    • @steffenbrix
      @steffenbrix 3 роки тому

      Exactly

    • @ayehtunohn
      @ayehtunohn 3 роки тому +5

      I’m pretty sure George is offended by him.

  • @ccmusic2249
    @ccmusic2249 6 років тому +530

    "you never guessed I was hiding behind Ireland". Ismo, that was fantastic! Keep it up man. Loving your work!

    • @mikeymcmikeface5599
      @mikeymcmikeface5599 5 років тому +3

      I must to keep this handy hiding place in mind for possible future need.

    • @dannymain542
      @dannymain542 5 років тому +1

      Anyone care to elaborate on that?

    • @Devilishka7
      @Devilishka7 4 роки тому +2

      Danny Main Look up Fungie, the dolphin in Dingle area. The most popular dolphin in Ireland lol

    • @dannymain542
      @dannymain542 4 роки тому

      @@Devilishka7 Aight thanks

  • @joetheftman9619
    @joetheftman9619 6 років тому +379

    34 dolphins managed to dislike the video.

  • @BogartMananggete
    @BogartMananggete 6 років тому +165

    I wanna hear more from Ismo. I've been surfing the internet to find funny comedians to ease my sadness, so far he wouldn't be called the funniest comedian in the world for nothing. He really is the best in my book.

    • @RAMBOdyykkari
      @RAMBOdyykkari 6 років тому +5

      hey mate, not sure if u have already seen all of his shows in english or with subtitles, but if u want to see more, the best is to try your luck with just searching "ismo leikola in english", "with subtitles" on youtube. one good way is to look for shows where he is in another country, more likely he will be speaking english.

    • @BogartMananggete
      @BogartMananggete 6 років тому +4

      Thank you so much for that....

    • @foshezeefocker7707
      @foshezeefocker7707 6 років тому +7

      He's brilliant in his delivery! It's all about the presentation in my opinion! I really find Rowan Atkinson great as well one of his favourites is titled "We are most amused" where he does a biblical reading xD

    • @BogartMananggete
      @BogartMananggete 6 років тому +5

      These guys are really phenomenal. Rowan is my favorite too. They really made it through their brilliant ways of finding funny delivery in simple things. I wish Ismo the best...Thanks for referring "We are most amused"...

    • @user-ow6vv3pn3v
      @user-ow6vv3pn3v 5 років тому

      Why are you sad?

  • @RobotJeeg
    @RobotJeeg 2 роки тому +8

    "I was hiding behind Ireland" is an awesome joke!

  • @mistygreen5335
    @mistygreen5335 3 роки тому +28

    He needs more than a Netflix special. I would pay to see him.

    • @chantalekilley4219
      @chantalekilley4219 Рік тому +3

      he's on tour in the States right now. I'm waiting for him up in Canada.

  • @slowpudda
    @slowpudda 6 років тому +203

    Even in english this is the best joke from you Ismo. Näytä niille maailmalla 💪🏻

    • @nano4886
      @nano4886 6 років тому

      ei kyll paras mun mielest :D

  • @khwlel
    @khwlel 5 років тому +36

    I am amazed at how amazing your skills are, I just moved to Finland 3 months ago xD

  • @micafreedom3413
    @micafreedom3413 3 роки тому +4

    😆😅🤣 Ismo on paras!! Kiitos paljon! You help many to feel better! 💯😍

  • @darlingsapphire1
    @darlingsapphire1 4 роки тому +4

    ISMO MAKES MY TUMMY HURT WITH LAUGHTER. I BELIEVE IF YOU ARE NOT FEELING WELL AND YOU WATCH ISMO YOU WON'T BE ILL ANY MORE. HE'S GOOD MEDICINE.

  • @haimbenavraham1502
    @haimbenavraham1502 4 роки тому +23

    Civilizations come and go, dolphins remain smiling.

  • @tilaNmanx
    @tilaNmanx 3 роки тому +5

    This is essentially a summary of "I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream"

  • @madgtthree
    @madgtthree 5 років тому +25

    He makes me laugh full on. Like I've never laughed like that before. I think because he just says things so plainly, I just find it hilarious.

  • @meow7809
    @meow7809 5 років тому +8

    The way you talk is really precious

  • @thebigh4752
    @thebigh4752 5 років тому +16

    I just love the gentle sort of laugh from the audience at 1:00 - They think it is funny as hell, but his demeanor on stage allows for this feeling of reservation. So you see people dying of laughter but sort of in silence. I can't think of any other comic that can elicit this kind of a reaction, except MAYBE Stephen Wright.

    • @uskok4636
      @uskok4636 Рік тому

      Its a very Finnish thing, that reservation.

  • @Deimos1478
    @Deimos1478 6 років тому +13

    I love this guy!!!! greetings from Greece!

  • @anaabendroth3460
    @anaabendroth3460 5 років тому +22

    In America they make full-length tv specials for comedians like yourself. I hope one day they'll do one with you... You are soooo damned FUNNY :-)

  • @HenrySylvester01
    @HenrySylvester01 6 років тому +7

    Congrats on 20k!

  • @margeparker9571
    @margeparker9571 9 місяців тому +1

    Love Ismo! Great new comedian. He needs his own special.

  • @saraha1005
    @saraha1005 6 місяців тому

    Hahaha I love this!! Thank you for making us all laugh, Ismo!

  • @CaptHollister
    @CaptHollister 2 роки тому +2

    The last message the dolphins left for humanity before evacuating the Earth in advance of its destruction by the Vogons was, of course, "so long, and thanks for all the fish"

  • @AmazingPhilippines1
    @AmazingPhilippines1 Рік тому +1

    Love your humor Ismo!

  • @riccardoc1711
    @riccardoc1711 Рік тому +1

    That’s why dolphins are leaving while singing : “So long and thank you for all the fish” …

  • @kostaslago
    @kostaslago Рік тому

    this is joke is genius, rather philosophical and very funny . Thank you Ismo 👏

  • @maryleblanc4961
    @maryleblanc4961 2 роки тому +1

    Dolphins 🐬 are way smarter than People! 😁❤👍💯💥💥💥 Love this!

  • @VeronicaManzanarespyretka
    @VeronicaManzanarespyretka 6 років тому +2

    I loved this!

  • @CyberBeep_kenshi
    @CyberBeep_kenshi Рік тому

    I just love this. Reminds me a bit of eddy izzard. Smart humor with language.

  • @shrestharajesh
    @shrestharajesh 2 роки тому +8

    We need more of you buddy. Thanks for curing my depression in these times of covid and war.

  • @vendetta1306
    @vendetta1306 4 роки тому

    Needed this to help me start my long day off properly :)

  • @felix_christopher
    @felix_christopher Рік тому +2

    Alan Davies would be pleased about the Blue Whale bit.

  • @SaBiNuKi
    @SaBiNuKi 6 років тому +7

    This is too good. I almost peed my pants laughing......................

    • @pale_saint
      @pale_saint 4 роки тому

      Abdulrhman and when the genie grants you that wish she sells the pants for some online perv who will keep on sniffing them. Hope you enjoy being the pants then 😂🤣

  • @Metal_Soul
    @Metal_Soul Рік тому +1

    I love your accent! And of course your humor ...🤣

  • @maxmoseley6330
    @maxmoseley6330 6 років тому +72

    I’ve actually thought about this a lot how whales and dolphins might be even smarter than people and the only thing keeping them from creating a civilization is their lack of opposable thumbs and inability to make fire

    • @AlliasEllie
      @AlliasEllie 5 років тому +11

      the inability to make fire *underwater

    • @Devilishka7
      @Devilishka7 4 роки тому +12

      The fact they're smarter doesn't mean they don't use it. It's just humans that compare everything and everyone to their own abilities on land, but really for dolphins in their underwater world, they could be geniuses achieving great things there.

    • @timomastosalo
      @timomastosalo 4 роки тому +1

      @@AlliasEllie Excatly...

    • @timomastosalo
      @timomastosalo 4 роки тому +2

      @@Devilishka7 I think the scientists are just able to measure the brain size - and what test they can make about intelligence: can they really prove the dolphins are as intelligent as people, or more?
      Maybe a better assessment from them would be to say the dolphins are very intelligent - leave it vague enough. After all, haven't they just started to test them a few decades ago? Would they be smarter than dogs? If so, how they could really define the intelligence of the dolphins' ? Depends also how they define human intelligence. Hope not just by the Mensa tests.
      Because the wate would get wet, and electricity would be dangerous, hehe.
      And then the blue whale :) It likely has bigger brains than the dophins - but are they smarter? Of course trying to test them would easily become unethical, limiting or stressing them too much - so hope no scientist gets that idea.

    • @viljamtheninja
      @viljamtheninja 4 роки тому +1

      @@timomastosalo It's not just about brain size but brain size *in proportion* to your total body mass.

  • @dr.dolzur223
    @dr.dolzur223 5 років тому +4

    Ireland joke is a bomb, jeez
    I laughed my ass off

  • @bettyakkemaai5499
    @bettyakkemaai5499 Рік тому +1

    I never thought of it like that , that's exuactly a little sad ... Poor dolphins. 🐬🐬. " Oh look a ball..". 😂

  • @jennymontulo5146
    @jennymontulo5146 Рік тому

    I am loving him. Just found him in instagram last night. ❤

  • @carimcaskill
    @carimcaskill Рік тому

    SO WHOLESOME

  • @HrRezpatex
    @HrRezpatex 4 роки тому +2

    My new favourite comedian. :)

    • @Tar-Numendil
      @Tar-Numendil 4 роки тому +1

      His bit about the word "ass" on Conan is hysterical!

  • @billheuber5884
    @billheuber5884 6 років тому +1

    AHAHAHAHAHAHAAH!! Very funny! Great job my brother!!

  • @Santhanaram
    @Santhanaram 6 років тому +6

    Hi ISMO, Ram from Singapore. I really love your style of comedy.You are such an inspiration

  • @AnnihilationXable
    @AnnihilationXable 6 років тому +7

    2:14 is actually 800km (500mi). Which is still quite insane

  • @sasamuraki
    @sasamuraki 4 роки тому +1

    Hahhaa the whale joke was hilarious 😂

  • @imaginative-monkey
    @imaginative-monkey 3 роки тому +1

    A blue whale, a dolphin, and Ismo entered a bar...

  •  6 років тому +2

    Sä oot mahtava 😁

  • @davetubervid
    @davetubervid Рік тому +1

    I've only just discovered him - he's a comic genius

  • @youngThrashbarg
    @youngThrashbarg 6 років тому +9

    I thought you were saving this one for some big US comedy special.. but it still is great.

  • @BlackSeaStorm
    @BlackSeaStorm Рік тому

    So good!

  • @AnthonyDonnellyTT
    @AnthonyDonnellyTT 6 років тому +1

    Diggin your work Ismo... in English or Suomeksi man... Subbed.

  • @user-nk3dr2nx4d
    @user-nk3dr2nx4d 3 місяці тому

    Just wait till the dolphins learn to mind control the octopi.

  • @alphathealphiliate
    @alphathealphiliate 5 місяців тому +1

    This may explain why dolphins are so vicious
    😂

  • @seallustrator
    @seallustrator 3 роки тому +1

    My favorite animal is the dolphin.
    Audience: HAHAHAHAHA

  • @TIM1948
    @TIM1948 9 місяців тому

    What a talent; I wish him success.

  • @elfarofinanciero
    @elfarofinanciero 7 місяців тому

    Hiding behind Ireland...🤣😂

  • @UldisBiz
    @UldisBiz Рік тому +1

    I almost fell off the chair 😂

  • @sinni1525
    @sinni1525 6 років тому +20

    Hyvä idea kyllä alkaa laittamaan tänne tubeenkin enemmän videoita :)

  • @Anxvte
    @Anxvte 6 років тому +104

    Et sä turhaan oo maailman hauskin

  • @axavesterix4962
    @axavesterix4962 10 місяців тому

    tää o hyvä kans. anteeks. good one.

  • @melindakrych6115
    @melindakrych6115 6 років тому +1

    ❤️❤️❤️ ISMO!!

  • @BarbaraMerryGeng
    @BarbaraMerryGeng 3 роки тому

    ISMO - last year - was at the comedy club NYC EAST VILLAGE -/ YAy

  • @Noodelousart123
    @Noodelousart123 Рік тому

    I love his humor bc it matches with the energy of shower thoughts

  • @aperson2020
    @aperson2020 Рік тому

    First mean bit of comedy. Making fun of lovely dolphins.

  • @worldsoldestcivilization
    @worldsoldestcivilization 2 роки тому +3

    🐬🐬 are offended by this joke but unfortunately cannot dislike..

  • @pelimies1818
    @pelimies1818 3 роки тому +2

    Ireland, you say? Then the whale was also pissed.

  • @hukeaz
    @hukeaz 6 років тому +1

    I love dolphins too!

  • @becharb
    @becharb Рік тому

    love him

  • @MonacoRocha
    @MonacoRocha 5 років тому +1

    GREAT !!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @TheFinalMeowntdown
    @TheFinalMeowntdown 6 місяців тому

    When Valtteri Bottas’ slightly boozy cousin does comedy. 💀😂 Kiitos for making me laugh my ass off (as the authority on ass, you’ll have to look into that expression)

  • @MrNeboff
    @MrNeboff 6 років тому +1

    Subbed!!!!!!!

  • @rzmij
    @rzmij 2 роки тому +1

    Why I'm encountering this when I'm stoned? 😂😂😂

  • @tamasszanka5866
    @tamasszanka5866 2 роки тому +1

    Ismo, you are going to be an excellent Joulupukki when you get older.

  • @ZhaodiWang
    @ZhaodiWang 5 років тому +1

    Ismo iz so funny we love it!,

  • @danielhernandez3161
    @danielhernandez3161 Рік тому

    Epic!!! 😂

  • @1labuakimegnyerteasegberug596
    @1labuakimegnyerteasegberug596 2 роки тому

    GO ISMO GO !!!!

  • @nervanderi
    @nervanderi 6 років тому +13

    Douglas Adams. Dont Panic.

  • @GL-dh1bo
    @GL-dh1bo Рік тому

    ISMO, when are you having a US tour???

  • @Nintentohtori
    @Nintentohtori 6 років тому +77

    So, dolphin or a earthworm?

  • @danhnguyen-mm2ue
    @danhnguyen-mm2ue Рік тому

    lov ya

  • @irmaadyatnimawardi
    @irmaadyatnimawardi 4 роки тому

    I LOVE YOU!

  • @dry1407
    @dry1407 4 роки тому +1

    I thougth his favourite animal was the earthworm!?

  • @markopelaa
    @markopelaa 2 роки тому +1

    one day fellow dolphin came and wanted to invite more orcas to live with them.

  • @Ran-tan-tan
    @Ran-tan-tan 4 роки тому +4

    Something something Alan Davies, blue whale, something something

  • @ethanmariani5152
    @ethanmariani5152 5 місяців тому

    this guy is soooooooo funny

  • @tanden3731
    @tanden3731 6 років тому +1

    Hyvä Ippe!

  • @BarbaraMerryGeng
    @BarbaraMerryGeng 4 роки тому

    So fun 🐬🐬

  • @sayhi486
    @sayhi486 5 років тому +1

    Hahaha ISMO 😂😂😂

  • @77JMW
    @77JMW 4 роки тому +2

    Finland is one of dolphins' favorite places, right behind Blowholeland. Or I was gonna go with .. This man knows his fish because he is from Finland.

    • @timomastosalo
      @timomastosalo 4 роки тому

      Finland isn't as fishy as Sweden or Norway :) Finns eat beef and pork much more. Of course there are the fish enthusiasts, but...
      If you've watched the Monty Python clip about the fish & Finland, it looks more like Swedish culture stamped on Finland (once again).
      Of course it was meant as a harmless joke - just showed the makers didn't know much bout the countries, just mashed them together as a lump of hacked fish, entrails and all :) Just like Ireland, Scotland and England are exactly the same, and the 'Whales' language is as close to English as Finnish is to Swedish... Actually Finnish is even more distant from Swedish than Welsh from English.

    • @McMxxCiV
      @McMxxCiV 4 роки тому +1

      @@timomastosalo I think the joke was about Finland because fish have fins.

    • @timomastosalo
      @timomastosalo 4 роки тому

      @@McMxxCiV Could be. I'll wait his answer, if he wants to answer.

    • @JiihaaS
      @JiihaaS 2 роки тому +1

      He's talking about mammals though...

  • @jeanjunkkari
    @jeanjunkkari 4 роки тому +1

    Amazing me , can't get enough

  • @bizgaru1771
    @bizgaru1771 5 років тому +2

    42 people are dolphins i guess..

  • @kuloharjunkylakoulu4607
    @kuloharjunkylakoulu4607 6 років тому +2

    "They have hands" -"HAHAHAHAHA "

  • @kruppel-ze5yi
    @kruppel-ze5yi 6 місяців тому +1

    Apparently they were once land animals, with 4 legs and I guess 20 toes, but for some reason they started swimming. That was not a very intelligent decision? Coz others tried to fly, or grew hands 😁

  • @marceladey7512
    @marceladey7512 6 років тому +3

    WHY ISNT ISMO ON NETFLIX

    • @utapao74
      @utapao74 5 років тому +2

      They have a no Finnish policy.

  • @aak5247
    @aak5247 11 місяців тому

    As a dolphin I am offended by this.

  • @jdssurf
    @jdssurf 6 років тому +1

    Nice lol

  • @EricDec
    @EricDec 5 років тому +2

    You should post longer videos

    • @metsapuro
      @metsapuro 5 років тому +1

      you can buy hes films if u want longer ones

  • @user-cl4vw5bm7q
    @user-cl4vw5bm7q 6 місяців тому

    ❤😂

  • @timomastosalo
    @timomastosalo 4 роки тому +2

    Dolphins are no wankers.

  • @hiimain7932
    @hiimain7932 2 роки тому +1

    😂😂😂

  • @ZeHoSmusician
    @ZeHoSmusician 3 роки тому

    Q: Why Dolphins Are So Frustrated?
    A: Because humans!

  • @Demon_Umbreon0666
    @Demon_Umbreon0666 5 років тому +5

    I was hiding behind Ireland.

  • @tinaluoma-welcome9607
    @tinaluoma-welcome9607 3 роки тому

    👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻