"New" isn't really a word I'd use to describe someone who's been doing this for almost 20 years. But sure, he has gained more world wide popularity in the past 5 years, so he's on the newer side to audiences outside Finland.
I remember growing up and my parents would take my brothers and sisters temperatures in the ass sometimes. Scarey thing is, I don't remember there being two thermometers in the house though.
When I grew up, the mouth is what we did at home mostly. But if you ever had to go to hospital for some reason, they always did it in the ass, in a very rough way too so that it did hurt. Because I had lots of ear-infections as a kid I ended up in hospital a few times and got pretty much 'violated' every time. The 80ies were a barbaric time...
I rarely laugh this much when watching stand-up comedy. And I can't even figure it out... it seems like the jokes are so simple, but the delivery is so good you can't keep yourself from falling off the chair. Ismo, you're a genius ;)
Wow. Literally hysterical!!! After one of the worst days of my life you literally made me laugh so hard and loud. What a gift. I’ve just found your work tonight. Best possible timing ever. I wish I could buy dvds of yours here in the UK
So, I needed to take my temperature a few years back. I happened to be visiting my mother and stepfather. There was a thermometer in a small cup on the window sill. I asked my stepfather if I could use it and if it was clean. He said sure, and it's been washed. Well I gave it a quick rinse anyway and put it under my tongue. After I checked it, my mom walked into the kitchen and I told her it was normal. She asked where I found the thermometer. I said "it was right there on the window sill". Well she got the oddest mix of disgust and impending laughter on her face. Then she said "that's the dogs thermometer, there's a forehead thermometer in our bathroom". I'm still not that sure how pissed I should have been. I still feel a bit sick when I think of it. Was that a shitty thing to do?
Ismo could just talk about some random, boring topic like sports, and it would still be hilarious. His voice just makes me crack up (pun intended) no matter what he’s saying!
I had to pause at 0.30 from laughing so hard, both at the moment of silence he takes after saying "Because when I was a kid....." and the following laughter from the audience. Because everybody knooooows! 😂
Rodney Dangerfield: "So last week I asked my doctor: "What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?" He told me: "The Taste."'
Why the hell are you censoring your comments on an uncensored video? Grow the fuck up! See what I did there? I spelled it out. With letters. Like a fucking adult!
@dutoiu hour Are we talking about same thermometer here, the mercury one, cause digital "pistol type" models are often used to measure from ear, but i havent seen anyone showing mercury/glass version in their ear? O.o Armpit is most common method in Finland even today, as its most accurate far as i understand on thermometers you can buy for cheap to home use. The ass option is mainly utilized for small children/babies who wont keep still, or are too young, or restless to hold it in armpit or mouth... witch is exact reason why kids suddenly start to learn real fast to be still, unless they actually like it in the ass, or be accustomed to it in church choir... That was so in my youth but now days it seems those pistol models are used most often in hospitals and patients are looked like poor plebs when they state that they had fever when measured at home with armpit type of model.. then again doctors do hate patients who self diagnose even if patient is completely right about it.
What are the odds? I was just suggesting Ismo's comedy to someone, like literally 2 minutes ago! ... Now I have a new video to suggest to them. Thanks. (Edit): At 2:24 where he says, _"Who the ...?"_ then he almost says, _"Kuka ...?"_ (which means the same thing in Finnish). He almost broke character there; that's how much he was into questioning why that option was even available. 😂
Suppositories are commonly used in France. "Rectal formulations of medicines, called suppositories, are commonly available in European countries such as France and Spain, even for such common medicines as Paracetamol and Ibuprofen" "There is no real reason for administering a drug rectally unless there is a specific need to avoid liver metabolisation (which occurs with pills taken orally). The French just seem to like it and they are encouraged to get used it to at an early age." Just saying.
Rule of thumb: armpit temperature + 1°C = rectal temperature. Because on average the difference between rectal and armpit temperature is just about 1°C (www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/8542011 ). Anything more accurate than that isn't going to make much of a difference, or are you seriously going to be the one who goes to work sick or doesn't go to the hospital because the thermometer missed that crucial "panic temperature" by 0.4°C?
Ha! Ha! Ha! But if I recall, the armpit temperature had to be adjusted. I think the armpit measure was two degrees lower (in F). Also a** was better for small kids who couldn't be trusted to not swallow the thermometer. No one took it in the a** after 4yo. Well, I hope!
@@jarskil8862 Nah dude, In Finland at least ass method is for babies and small children that cant keep it in mouth in fear of swallowing it or armpit cause too restless. Mouth far as i'm aware is not that used, as breathing in and out causes variation ie less reliable method. Armpit is not perfect but works fine enough, though doctors look you down if you say you measured it with cheap temp meter from armpit and not with one of those fancy ear models they use these days. Then again doctors hate patients who self diagnose even if its clear cut case and patient is right.
My doctor said that "the ass is the most accurate option". I still didn't feel compelled enough to try it or compare it with the number I got from the armpit.
It's true, but I fail to see what would be the situation where pinpoint accuracy would mean anything. If you have a fever and get a result that's 0,2 degrees too low, what does it matter?
You know, the third option has a good reason. It's... well, literally the most accurate way to tell the exact temperature ... the other two can show a slightly incorrect temperature. Also the new technologies....they are simply not foolproof...the ass is! 😂😂😂
It's a good thing the old doctors weren't like new cell phone companies. That would suck to change plans midway. Especially if you were on that Good Ass plan.
I liked messing with my kids... I'd ask them which one you want, mouth or butt. Naturally they would say mouth. I'd put the thermometer in their mouth, look at the container that held the thermometers and say... oops... give me that one back, that is the one that goes in your butt. Or I'd wait and when I pulled it out and looked at the temp. I would say damn it, this the one for your butt.
I can't get enough of this guy
Me too.
In the ass or armpit?
same. here i was thinking all the fins were good at, was racing 🤷♂
I was there at this performance!! Ismo is quite possibly the best new comedian out there. I wish him the best of luck here in the states.
"New" isn't really a word I'd use to describe someone who's been doing this for almost 20 years.
But sure, he has gained more world wide popularity in the past 5 years, so he's on the newer side to audiences outside Finland.
@@TeKaMOTO Yeah well I think he meant new in abroad
Yeah Tekamoto what the fuck💁🏼♂️
Love ISMO !!!
I think he's definitely the best from Finland, but nothing can beat Bill Burr xD
His pauses are GOLD! "when I was a kid ..."
Now there is Mercury in Uranus
@serdy ximi Who doesn't!
wait a few dozen years and Uranus might be in Mars
@@Juhamakiviita2.0 One can only hope
@torivarnor how do you know which role he had in bed 🙉
@torivarnor I'm too, haven't you had any surprises? Usually it's easy to guess right but it's not 100%
This brought back ancient memories that I didn't want.
"Ok anjairis, could you show us with this doll where they put the thermometer in"
”Because when I was a kid... ........” LOL I love that the audience got it 😂😂😂
I don't!
His performance of confusion was so perfect. What a master
Love this guy’s delivery and stage presence.
So funny, I started binge watching these. His delivery, timing, everything is so good! My new favorite comedian.
Refreshing diversion from the ordinary fast talking motormouths…👍
Here the language gap becomes an advantage actually…🤔
@@ristovirtanen6396 and it's awesome!
I remember growing up and my parents would take my brothers and sisters temperatures in the ass sometimes. Scarey thing is, I don't remember there being two thermometers in the house though.
😂😂
When I grew up, the mouth is what we did at home mostly. But if you ever had to go to hospital for some reason, they always did it in the ass, in a very rough way too so that it did hurt. Because I had lots of ear-infections as a kid I ended up in hospital a few times and got pretty much 'violated' every time. The 80ies were a barbaric time...
The rectal option was strictly for infants through to toddlers.
Double-scary thing is, your parents surely also checked themselves for fevers now and again.
I rarely laugh this much when watching stand-up comedy. And I can't even figure it out... it seems like the jokes are so simple, but the delivery is so good you can't keep yourself from falling off the chair. Ismo, you're a genius ;)
And also you are expecting him to go in the direction he goes and still is funny
Had my doubts for the first minutes, waited, and its all worth it
Ismo should have his own TV show. He is so funny.
Wow. Literally hysterical!!! After one of the worst days of my life you literally made me laugh so hard and loud. What a gift. I’ve just found your work tonight. Best possible timing ever. I wish I could buy dvds of yours here in the UK
Hope you are doing better Simon! Otherwise let me know how I can help!
I also found this guy on a really bad day and it turned it to a really funny evening for me binge watching his videos. i feel you bro
you know theres blurays nowadays ? why dvd xDDD
My new fav comedian👏🏻👏🏻
A master at letting the audience fill in the jokes.
So, I needed to take my temperature a few years back. I happened to be visiting my mother and stepfather. There was a thermometer in a small cup on the window sill. I asked my stepfather if I could use it and if it was clean. He said sure, and it's been washed. Well I gave it a quick rinse anyway and put it under my tongue. After I checked it, my mom walked into the kitchen and I told her it was normal. She asked where I found the thermometer. I said "it was right there on the window sill". Well she got the oddest mix of disgust and impending laughter on her face. Then she said "that's the dogs thermometer, there's a forehead thermometer in our bathroom". I'm still not that sure how pissed I should have been. I still feel a bit sick when I think of it. Was that a shitty thing to do?
This dude is just hilarious xD my favorite comedian
Ismo could just talk about some random, boring topic like sports, and it would still be hilarious. His voice just makes me crack up (pun intended) no matter what he’s saying!
Going to see Ismo in 2 weeks!! Cannot wait!
How was it? Cancelled?
We need more Ismo!!
There was an armpit thermometer back in the 80's?!? And mouth?!? Feel like my parents have some explaining to do...
Its about how accurate it will be. Arm pit, meh. Mouth, okay. Butt, very accurate.
Rectal thermometer is different.
LOL
@@Quint1988 They just say that to justify the ass option.
Lol
"I don't wanna do mouth in case somebody else did ass"😂😂😂
Patient: What's the difference between an oral and a rectal thermometer?
Nurse: Taste
Never really thought about this.
Now I am shocked, want to find my childhood family doctor and sue her for mental agony.
Hyvä Ismo, sä oot paras. You are the best!
Armpit man - Sounds like a new Marvel superhero!
Putouksessa oli virtsankarkailutyttö...
Damn do I love me some ISMO !!!
What are the odds? About 3 weeks ago I thought Ismo should update, and voila! a new video today.
xD
Yay!!! Somebody spelled "voila" correctly! I can't believe it!
ThereISMOre
I am a fan from Sudan
What are the odds? this is in my recommended when i was just about to go watch ismo's videos
1:54 maaan... I cried
I had to pause at 0.30 from laughing so hard, both at the moment of silence he takes after saying "Because when I was a kid....." and the following laughter from the audience.
Because everybody knooooows! 😂
Rodney Dangerfield: "So last week I asked my doctor: "What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?" He told me: "The Taste."'
Dr Vinnie Boombatz?
First upvote, then watch.
Edit: As an armpit guy i wasn't disappointed. 💪
aina hauska -- jatka vaan Ismo!
Sorry: I’m American and I just took Spanish in high school 😂
Just Golden.
What are the odds? I just read a comment that said what are the odds and right below it there was another one
Anyway, I love these clips
This literally poped up on my screen, what are the odds?
I don't wanna do mouth in case someone else did a*s!
That's my mantra for today.
yi*es
Why the hell are you censoring your comments on an uncensored video? Grow the fuck up!
See what I did there? I spelled it out. With letters. Like a fucking adult!
@@rowynnecrowley1689 How bout you stop complaining about pointless bullshit like an adult.
@@rowynnecrowley1689 This is the most unadult comment I've seen in a long while
I'm also an armpit man
Haha it's you!
@@BawlBag oh..where am I?
What are the odds that there are so many people asking what the odds are?
Odd
Who just invented that ass thing xD Ismo is my dude, feel some pain in my stomach from laughing so hard
@dutoiu hour Are we talking about same thermometer here, the mercury one, cause digital "pistol type" models are often used to measure from ear, but i havent seen anyone showing mercury/glass version in their ear? O.o
Armpit is most common method in Finland even today, as its most accurate far as i understand on thermometers you can buy for cheap to home use.
The ass option is mainly utilized for small children/babies who wont keep still, or are too young, or restless to hold it in armpit or mouth... witch is exact reason why kids suddenly start to learn real fast to be still, unless they actually like it in the ass, or be accustomed to it in church choir...
That was so in my youth but now days it seems those pistol models are used most often in hospitals and patients are looked like poor plebs when they state that they had fever when measured at home with armpit type of model.. then again doctors do hate patients who self diagnose even if patient is completely right about it.
@@Hellsong89 I've heard the rectal method is the most accurate and that's why they have it.
The ass method was actually meant for babies, because they can't hold a thermometer in their mouth or armpit.
@@Broccoli_Highkicks Their assholes, on the other hand, are rock solid.
What are the odds? I was just suggesting Ismo's comedy to someone, like literally 2 minutes ago! ... Now I have a new video to suggest to them. Thanks.
(Edit): At 2:24 where he says, _"Who the ...?"_ then he almost says, _"Kuka ...?"_ (which means the same thing in Finnish). He almost broke character there; that's how much he was into questioning why that option was even available. 😂
i didnt hear kuka....
”Who the hell.. who?” He most definitely did not almost say ”kuka”.
Shhh "they" are listening..👀
Not even close to saying kuka.
Thank you
Relevant now.
the man is hilarious...here's to you Lauri
Lauri?! Translation perchance?!
@@Protectobot I had a friend from Finland named Lauri whi died 11 years ago and everything Finnish reminds me of him...
"Im an armpit guy" :D
it took a pandemic for me to know that these kind of thermometers exist
Suppositories are commonly used in France. "Rectal formulations of medicines, called suppositories, are commonly available in European countries such as France and Spain, even for such common medicines as Paracetamol and Ibuprofen" "There is no real reason for administering a drug rectally unless there is a specific need to avoid liver metabolisation (which occurs with pills taken orally). The French just seem to like it and they are encouraged to get used it to at an early age."
Just saying.
52 ass thermometers disliked this.
the ass option is the most accurate lol
1:22 how did they ensure at the clinics that the same thermometer never went into all 3 locations?
No NIIN!! Viimein uutta Ismoa 👍
That can't be it? We want the whole session. This was too short.
Ismo: Arm pit 10 mins but ass 3 mins. That's why. Time is money. And timing also, in stand-up. :D
Dang it! There was an armpit or tongue option? No one had told my mother obviously ...it got dipped in vaseline and in it went 🤣
It would only be up to 4 yo. Young children can't be trusted to keep it in the mouth, therefore no accuracy.
"I am an armpit guy, that's my thing. I don't wanna do ass", I cracked up so badly at that part but it seems the audience didn't receive it too well.
We even have 2 armpits to choose from 🤣🤣🤣
ARMPIT?! Is that a Finland thing?! NEVER heard of that 😝
Ass seems to be an american thing. As an european I only learned about this option from US movies and shows. We were an armpit country.
Yes it's common here, I thought it was everywhere else too. And we had an ear thermometer too but almost never used it
It's not just a Finnish thing, my mother did use that way after childhood. It's not as accurate, rectal, or oral.
What are the odds? I'm the 5th person in a row to say "what are the odds"!
About 1:1.
Oddworld
What is the difference between a rectal and oral thermometer?
The taste!
This is funny as hell
ISMO a DAY keeps the DOCTOR AWAY !!!
When I was a kid my mum was convinced that "in-the-ass" was the most accurate. I wasn't. Now I refuse to have a fever.
What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?
The taste!
Aina korttisi ISMO...
The rectal thermometer measurement is much more reliable than armpit or mouth.
Still, no.
Rule of thumb: armpit temperature + 1°C = rectal temperature. Because on average the difference between rectal and armpit temperature is just about 1°C (www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/8542011 ). Anything more accurate than that isn't going to make much of a difference, or are you seriously going to be the one who goes to work sick or doesn't go to the hospital because the thermometer missed that crucial "panic temperature" by 0.4°C?
Get a couple of them so you can average the results...
@@aleks5405 If in sequence, hope somebody else decides the order of the procedures for the slightly delirious one.
One might not have arms, so the armpit option doesn't exist.
Hi dad.
@butti fdft Well, yeah, we use it now, but those devices weren't at least in wide spread use until 2000's.
Koska tulee suomeksi lisää? Oon kattonu ne kaikki vanhatkin.
What if you do aass and accidentaly sit on a chair?
He sounds like Bartok, the bat from Anastasia
Aha! So that's what's missing. I've been wondering where all those thermometers in the hospital went.
More please
to be to help in any situation.
More English videos please 😁😁😁
I was raised by my grandmother. When I got sick she would always use rectal thermometer on me. I hated it a lot...............at first...
Ha! Ha! Ha! But if I recall, the armpit temperature had to be adjusted. I think the armpit measure was two degrees lower (in F). Also a** was better for small kids who couldn't be trusted to not swallow the thermometer. No one took it in the a** after 4yo. Well, I hope!
Can you use the bellybutton with the old thermometer to take an accurate temperature?
Its Even Worse, when the Nurse finds herself writing with the Thermometer and you have her pen . . .
Whatever happened to suppositories... maybe the eighties weren’t so great.
in Denmark it was either mouth, ear, or ass..... never heard about the armpit thing....
Huh?!
Im Finland everyone checks temp from Armpit.
I thought ass or mouth thermometers were a joke they used to scare shit out of people
@@jarskil8862 Nah dude, In Finland at least ass method is for babies and small children that cant keep it in mouth in fear of swallowing it or armpit cause too restless. Mouth far as i'm aware is not that used, as breathing in and out causes variation ie less reliable method. Armpit is not perfect but works fine enough, though doctors look you down if you say you measured it with cheap temp meter from armpit and not with one of those fancy ear models they use these days. Then again doctors hate patients who self diagnose even if its clear cut case and patient is right.
Loooooooooooooooooooooooool
its for little children/baby
Eksäktli every kids thoughts back then. Mouth... but what if some one put it in.."
Laugh uncontrollably 😆
The ass option..LOL
I don't remember my mom ever sterilising the old Thermometer 🤔...
I didn't want to do mouth after the ass. 😏
@@bilinasmini3480 and the out-of-context award of the month goes to...
I am an armpit guy, too 😂
My doctor said that "the ass is the most accurate option". I still didn't feel compelled enough to try it or compare it with the number I got from the armpit.
It's true, but I fail to see what would be the situation where pinpoint accuracy would mean anything. If you have a fever and get a result that's 0,2 degrees too low, what does it matter?
month before COVID
NOT THE ASS !!! 😆😆😆
You know, the third option has a good reason. It's... well, literally the most accurate way to tell the exact temperature ... the other two can show a slightly incorrect temperature.
Also the new technologies....they are simply not foolproof...the ass is!
😂😂😂
As if a tenth of degree matters so much
It's a good thing the old doctors weren't like new cell phone companies.
That would suck to change plans midway.
Especially if you were on that Good Ass plan.
Crying laughing hahaahh so funny!!!
Yeah
he is so funny
I liked messing with my kids... I'd ask them which one you want, mouth or butt. Naturally they would say mouth. I'd put the thermometer in their mouth, look at the container that held the thermometers and say... oops... give me that one back, that is the one that goes in your butt.
Or I'd wait and when I pulled it out and looked at the temp. I would say damn it, this the one for your butt.
R O T F L - Daaaaang - LOLOL still laughing
Anyone remember the hospital scene from idiocracy:))))))
Like seriously though, which medical professional thought it would be hygienic to stick it there.
@bilisha coli But they would have a mouth right?
For infants
I lived in Norway in the 1980's and even as an adult, I was not given a choice...