the thing is if people order exactly what they say they will complain about what they didn't get. "I want a hamburger , whats this? Wheres my fries and drink and there isn't even cheese."
By they don’t taste real because “there are no living organisms” in replicated food. Obviously that’s false, because a replicator is just a transporter but the buffer is food stored in the computer. If matter/energy conversion can’t recreate a living being, then what’s a transporter?
Given Bolians apparently have extremely robust plumbing systems 'out of necessity', I rather dread to think what they're eating. Even if it's tomato soup.
Picard always said "Tea, Earl Grey, Hot." That's how you order from a replicator {FOOD}, {VARIETY}, {TEMPERATURE}. Paris should have said "Tomato Soup, Plain, Hot"
the scene that followed this was great... paris explaining his past to kim, and kim accepting tom regardless without even knowing him. great groundwork for the characters
@@explosivemodesonicmauricet1597 They were originally designed to clean out your colon. I wonder what caused them to rewrite their own programming? Hmmm...? 😆
@@adambrown3918 Perhaps someone programmed an error that made these robots decided that they need to consume organic stuff.....that isn't what it meant to be consumed (ie:Flesh).
Considering we heard Tuvok once say "Ensign Golwat is Bolian. Her tongue has a cartilaginous lining. It would protect her against even the most corrosive acid." I'm gonna say Bolian style tomato soup would burn a bit.
Interesting... the replicator he uses - that whole wall - is where Neelix will set up his kitchen. They literally remove an entire wall of replicators for the kitchen.
@@kettch777 On the other side of that wall was the Captain's private dining room. Supposed to be used for hosting officials, etc. When they realised they needed to create a kitchen to serve the mess hall, they used that room, which necessitated the removal of the wall and the replicators along it. That was a decision made by Janeway. She then ordered her crew to help Neelix remove the wall and equip the room.
I always wonder if Tom only had access to a small amount of options in a Fed prison. The culture shock of choices plus douchy/judgmental crew members must’ve been difficult
Thanks for all of your moments of service! Clip should have included Paris complaining about how touchy the replicators on Voyager are but that's just my opinion.
This was still when Voyager was in the Alpha quadrant, before they were carried to the Delta quadrant. Always made me wonder in the alternate timeline what would've come of Tom Paris if Voyager never did get hurled to the Delta quadrant and just simply accomplished its mission then offloaded Tom somewhere to say thanks but your mission is done, have a good life.
Imagine you hold up to a magical machine that can conjure any type of information you want from thin air, and you use it to complain about a fictional device in a twenty year old tv show.
A smarter approach would be to program your default settings into the ship's computer or store a duplicate copy of your preferences in your combadge. Each time you walk up to a replicator, you can either say: "Computer. Pizza." And it would ask you exactly what you want. OR.... you walk up to the replicator, place your finger on a single button, to indicate that you want your default settings for a particular voiced meal. "Computer. Pizza." .... by doing so, it knows to replicate you a proper Chicago Deep Dish pizza with italian sausage, pepperoni, and topped with fresh basil, and on the side, an early 21st century blood orange flavored S. Pellegrino, in a period-accurate aluminum can, chilled, and un-opened.
in what world is chicago deep dish pizza w/ sausage, pepperoni and basil with blood orange sparkling juice the default friend? that sounds like a lovely time but I'd think that the default settings for pizza would be a flatbread with some sort of tomato sauce and mozzarella on top, given that that is how most pizza is served. In particular the period accurate brand name can seems like decent amount of both extra load on the replicator, as well a slight burden on data storage space since the design goals of that can are pretty far removed from the design goals of a replicator standard cup
I have to respond simply because the person whos response I can see didn't understand what you were trying to say, but I do and this is genius. and I think possible with RFID chips/tags.
That is, in all likelyhood, how it is done. HOWEVER this is 3-seconds-out-of-prison-Psris. He didn't have time for any of that yet. (I could actually go on a whole rant about why this scene is so fucking good.)
Garrett Wang had a hilarious story about what the guy in green was telling him in this scene. "That Paris guy is a real jerk! Hes gonna order tomato soup, and then...hes gonna complain about it! And then...!" I dont remember the whole story, the Delta Flyers podcast has it😂
0:20 "I really probably shouldn't be telling you this, Mr. Replicator, but your ass is going to be replaced in a few minutes of this episode, and you'll never be seen again!!!"
"Hot. Plain. Tomato Soup." "There are 1,771 varieties of tomato from this replicator. Earth, Vulcan, Bolian..." "Earth." "There are 235 varieties of sour cream from this replicator. Earth cow, Vulcan cow, Bolian cow..." "OH MY GOD Earth Cow" "There are 8,352 styles of bowls from this replicator." "You know what i'm not hungry anymore."
you can order it however you want. you can get as specific as you want and say, tomato soup with a dash of salt and pepper, or whatever additional spices you might want.
See, this is what I would expect a replicator to do, to ask for a person to elaborate on their desire. None of this one sentence ordering. At least not up until the individual user setup a default preference when stating what they want.
So if someone near the mashine talks to someone else about the food and names stuff: the computer will just keep making stuff? How does computer know when someone just says something or orders food?
Not necessarily. Creation of inorganics or "dead" things (like clothing) can be done with replicator tech. So the holodeck could actually create those things and then recycle them when no-longer needed. That's why in TNG episode "Elementary, Dear Data", Data is able to leave the holodeck holding a piece of paper created in the holodeck and with a sketch of the Enterprise-D on it.
@@maisiesummers42 were they still not on the holodeck though? It's been a while, but I know Moriarty fools them into thinking he can leave the holodeck when he really can not.
@@tilasole3252 True but they can create things on the holodeck via replicator tech. Living things, or simulated living things, are usually restricted only to the holodeck. You cannot replicate living matter.
@@compmanio36 from my understanding, what happens on the holodeck, stays on the holodeck. I am not aware of anything in TNG at least that was able to be taken with them, generated by the holodeck, that they themselves did not bring in with them. Hence why in the Dixon Hill stories, Picard, Beverly, etc. took in their own costumes, as did La Forge and Data for the Sherlock Holmes ones. When Wesley is playing with another young adult (whom we never see nor hear from again... Ever...) and a snow ball hits Picard who is on the outside, he stays wet. Same when Wesley I believe falls in the lake in the pilot episode and the same for Worf in one of the movies when he gets both promoted and the plank removed from under him. And in the Dixon one the bad guys at the end, take a few moments to dematerialize once they step out the holoroom door. It wasn't until Voyager that I am aware of, where they made the emergency holographic doctor able to walk the ship and else where due to what he could wear, an arm band of sorts. Then the holographic people later as I recall. Regardless I am not sure of anything one could take out of the holodeck in the TNG or even DS9 shows. Even Bashir and O'Brian were taking things in with them too due their games.
I can't believe Star Trek predicted how annoying voice command tech would actually be...
At least it understood him right away! He didn’t have to repeat himself 18 billion times like I do!
@@sarahmanas7882 its even worst if you have an accent.
@@chefmaikocook5233 it's because they are racist
the thing is if people order exactly what they say they will complain about what they didn't get. "I want a hamburger , whats this? Wheres my fries and drink and there isn't even cheese."
"Alexa, what are my reminders today?"
"Deleted all reminders."
"No, I... Alexa. What were my reminders today."
"You have no reminders set."
"Klingon Targ steak, very rare."
*Vicious beast flies out of replicator*
"I said rare, not alive!"
LFMAO!
But isn't that the way they eat them?
@@Mindraker1 only gagh and its 51 varieties are serve alive.
By they don’t taste real because “there are no living organisms” in replicated food. Obviously that’s false, because a replicator is just a transporter but the buffer is food stored in the computer. If matter/energy conversion can’t recreate a living being, then what’s a transporter?
@@zero_gravity5861 Space magic
That was funny, but my favorite replicator moment is this one:
Janeway: Coffee, black
Replicator: Make it yourself
LOL!!!!
That's what the Keurig says when you're out of K-cups.
I like when she orders her coffee and a empty cup appears and then after she removed it the coffee appeared
Christopher Marshall when is that? I’m trying to find it
@@desmondcayde8411 ua-cam.com/video/iYD5AG4RvHY/v-deo.html
@@desmondcayde8411 it's the episode with Q's son.
What's most distressing about this is that he didn't get a grilled cheese sandwich to go along with the tomato soup.
That is really distressing
Did it even come with 3 crackers on the side at least?
Worse yet this comment was sitting here 2 years waiting before I was able to find out about the idea of a grilled cheese with tomato soup.
Oh the humanity!
Tuvok would have just taken it from him anyway......
I'll bet the replicator spit in his hot, plain tomato soup.
I love how he turns back when he hears “Bolian Style.” He’s clearly thinking “the hell is Bolian Style?”
Given Bolians apparently have extremely robust plumbing systems 'out of necessity', I rather dread to think what they're eating. Even if it's tomato soup.
@@Jokie155They mentioned a Bolian restaurant in DS9. Apparently, the meat they use is "aged."
@@RubyofthedeadMarbling
24th century problems! :p
Name: Tom Paris
Likes: Tomato Soup and... France..
Seems legit...
Picard always said "Tea, Earl Grey, Hot." That's how you order from a replicator {FOOD}, {VARIETY}, {TEMPERATURE}. Paris should have said "Tomato Soup, Plain, Hot"
Yes but this is the guy who mutated himself into a giant amphibian.
Warp 10!
Yet, there's only one option for cheesecake.
There were still 14 varieties including bolian
@@AnhTrieu90 One slice of New York cheesecake, and cheesecake is almost always served cold.
"Please specify temperature in degrees Celsius"
Ok, easy. In Germany that‘s standard.
No, all starfleet are American. Should be in Fahrenheit.
@@eswnl1 they are absolutely not!
@@eswnl1 starfleet almost always says things in metric system and celsius, debunked
@@eswnl1Even the vulcans?
the scene that followed this was great... paris explaining his past to kim, and kim accepting tom regardless without even knowing him. great groundwork for the characters
I want Hot plain tomato soup🤣🤣🤣
Whenever I want tomato soup I'm like "Hot. Hot plain tomato soup!" and everyone looks at me wierd for some reason
yes, that's because quoting a tv show is only funny if the quote is actually memorable and funny.
Tomato soup, Earl Grey, hot! No wait...
nizzyPURP Tomato soup with a little bergamot oil might actually be quite nice...
Coffee Black!
@@theAverageJoe25 coffee, black, sourced only from nebulae!
Replicators: Hated in both StarTrek AND Stargate. -_-.
thx for the comment, made me laugh :-)
Except that ST Replicator still do good things, while SG Replicator is just a faction of ultra hungry nanites.
@@explosivemodesonicmauricet1597 They were originally designed to clean out your colon. I wonder what caused them to rewrite their own programming? Hmmm...? 😆
@@adambrown3918 Perhaps someone programmed an error that made these robots decided that they need to consume organic stuff.....that isn't what it meant to be consumed (ie:Flesh).
@@adambrown3918 Plain hot tomato soup.
"14 varieties and they can't even get plain tomato soup right." (You left out the punchline.)
I love when the computer breathes in at 0:10
You deserve 100 thumbs up for that observation.
hahaha this really made me laugh
Ironically the newest text to speech models do add simulated breaths lol.
the funnier one is
when Q's son changed the food replicator.
Janeway: "Coffee. Black"
Food replicator:"make it yourself"
Janeway "
knowing what Harry and the guys were saying makes this scene so much better
I just started listening to the Delta Flyers lol
@@Raguleader yes! You won’t regret it. It makes watching voyager so much more entertaining (not that it was boring before)
What were they saying?
@@StYxXx basically just making fun of Tom (Robbie) they talked about it more in the first episode of their podcast the delta flyers
This is why they used cards back in the orginal series ,that way the replicator doesn't ask "are you sure" everytime you specifiy something
Always kind of wondered what Bolian style tomato soup was actually like.
Considering we heard Tuvok once say "Ensign Golwat is Bolian. Her tongue has a cartilaginous lining. It would protect her against even the most corrosive acid." I'm gonna say Bolian style tomato soup would burn a bit.
In DS9, Kira mentioned a new Bolian restaurant that used "aged" meat.
Interesting... the replicator he uses - that whole wall - is where Neelix will set up his kitchen. They literally remove an entire wall of replicators for the kitchen.
No, NEELIX removed an entire wall of replicators for his kitchen.
@@kettch777 On the other side of that wall was the Captain's private dining room. Supposed to be used for hosting officials, etc. When they realised they needed to create a kitchen to serve the mess hall, they used that room, which necessitated the removal of the wall and the replicators along it.
That was a decision made by Janeway. She then ordered her crew to help Neelix remove the wall and equip the room.
@@maisiesummers42that's absolutely not how it happened, Neelix just did that. Janeway walked into her private dining room and it was just gone.
0:10 Voyager's original Chief Medical Officer!
+Robert Cooke How do you know that they aren't just regular medical or science personnel?
Good eyes 👍
Woah
lol we only saw him for like 10 seconds in the whole series
jb05 And in those 10 seconds, he proved to be less likeable than the EMH.
I always wonder if Tom only had access to a small amount of options in a Fed prison. The culture shock of choices plus douchy/judgmental crew members must’ve been difficult
He didn't grow up in the prison. He was living in the Federation before he went there.
Thanks for all of your moments of service! Clip should have included Paris complaining about how touchy the replicators on Voyager are but that's just my opinion.
This was still when Voyager was in the Alpha quadrant, before they were carried to the Delta quadrant. Always made me wonder in the alternate timeline what would've come of Tom Paris if Voyager never did get hurled to the Delta quadrant and just simply accomplished its mission then offloaded Tom somewhere to say thanks but your mission is done, have a good life.
He'd be in Sandrines (the real deal) drinking himself to death.
He gets a second chance in the Dominion.war
@@rurrjh Hey, the Defiant could have used a full-time pilot.
They need to have a "Hell's Replicator" that screams at you in Gordon Ramsay's voice if you order shitty food.
MAKE IT YOURSELF, YOU DONKEY!
Imagine you walk up to a magical machine that can conjure any type of food you want from thin air, and you order a fucking tomato soup.
Imagine you hold up to a magical machine that can conjure any type of information you want from thin air, and you use it to complain about a fictional device in a twenty year old tv show.
@@ryang2573 touché, douché.
A smarter approach would be to program your default settings into the ship's computer or store a duplicate copy of your preferences in your combadge. Each time you walk up to a replicator, you can either say: "Computer. Pizza." And it would ask you exactly what you want. OR.... you walk up to the replicator, place your finger on a single button, to indicate that you want your default settings for a particular voiced meal. "Computer. Pizza." .... by doing so, it knows to replicate you a proper Chicago Deep Dish pizza with italian sausage, pepperoni, and topped with fresh basil, and on the side, an early 21st century blood orange flavored S. Pellegrino, in a period-accurate aluminum can, chilled, and un-opened.
in what world is chicago deep dish pizza w/ sausage, pepperoni and basil with blood orange sparkling juice the default friend? that sounds like a lovely time but I'd think that the default settings for pizza would be a flatbread with some sort of tomato sauce and mozzarella on top, given that that is how most pizza is served. In particular the period accurate brand name can seems like decent amount of both extra load on the replicator, as well a slight burden on data storage space since the design goals of that can are pretty far removed from the design goals of a replicator standard cup
Man you need to get some pussy!
I have to respond simply because the person whos response I can see didn't understand what you were trying to say, but I do and this is genius. and I think possible with RFID chips/tags.
@@anotherfeat1647 oh wait huh sorry for being dumb that is a lovely custom order
That is, in all likelyhood, how it is done.
HOWEVER this is 3-seconds-out-of-prison-Psris. He didn't have time for any of that yet.
(I could actually go on a whole rant about why this scene is so fucking good.)
Remind me of that butler gag in Futurama where Lur gets increasingly annoyed by the butler waiting him
Tom Paris, flying through the delta quadrant, eating like a 5 year old, watching cartoons.
Add Ensign Kim and I'd watch that episode of Lower Decks.
"Soup, no bowl"
*whir*
*splat*
*light chuckle*
*leaves*
Hahaha
Garrett Wang had a hilarious story about what the guy in green was telling him in this scene. "That Paris guy is a real jerk! Hes gonna order tomato soup, and then...hes gonna complain about it! And then...!" I dont remember the whole story, the Delta Flyers podcast has it😂
This is my favorite Tom Paris scene LOL
Me at a Tim Hortons drive thru
He acted like cold tomato soup wasn't a thing.
I'll name my children Gazpacho and Margarita. Second name maybe Campbell.
I will thumb that up.
I always like me a good chilled tomato soup with rice
My favorite part of this scene is when he orders hot plain tomato soup.
0:13 - Bolian**
Bolians can make Tomato Soup?
Bolians are also immune to most poisons lol according to Star Trek cannon it's not a good idea to eat or drink Bolian cuisine lol
Blue soup?
The replicator should’ve told him to get it himself.
0:20 hot plain tomato soup!
The only time we got a look at the replicator bank on an Intrepid class. They forgot to put it back in place for Inter Arma Enim Silent Leges
I guess this is before they had go on replicator rations
This was from the pilot when they were still in the Alpha Quadrant.
0:20 "I really probably shouldn't be telling you this, Mr. Replicator, but your ass is going to be replaced in a few minutes of this episode, and you'll never be seen again!!!"
"Microwaved Ketchup, specified."
i changed my mind
i want pizza now
There are 140 different kinds of...
SHUT UP WESLEY!!!!!
As if there's any other way to get it... creamy tomato soup with fresh ground pepper.... and a grilled cheese sandwich. Yum.
Later in the show that food thing is gone and replaced with an actual kitchen!!
Neelix did that while also taking captains private dining room
At the very least, Tom won't be stuck eating from this replicator for the next seven years of his life.
Weed, 5 grams
There are 129,438,092 varieties of weed available from this replicator. Please specify...
Gillan Laureth of Seles Klingon blood weed
Replicated weed contains tetrahydrosynthenol (THS) instead of THC.
@@Rubyofthedead There are usually some non THS herbs behind the counter.
@@RayoAtra
- What is it?
- It's a... It's green.
You can hear the replicator taking a breath.
No one needs soup more than me.
This scene must be from the pilot episode of Voyager before the Voyager entered the Badlands.
Replicator: "You don't have to get snippy..."
One thing engineers forgot adding to the replicator is: favorite item for person and history of item used.
"Hot. Plain. Tomato Soup."
"There are 1,771 varieties of tomato from this replicator. Earth, Vulcan, Bolian..."
"Earth."
"There are 235 varieties of sour cream from this replicator. Earth cow, Vulcan cow, Bolian cow..."
"OH MY GOD Earth Cow"
"There are 8,352 styles of bowls from this replicator."
"You know what i'm not hungry anymore."
Literally the first episode.
“Venti Half & Half, 10 Pumps Vanilla, Extra Whip.”
Hot plain tomato soup!
There are 14 variety of tomatoes for this soup.
I think I would rather spend 10 minutes cooking the food than having a 10 minute session with my appliances ordering my food.
The food choices of a hundred worlds and Tom goes for hot thin ketchup.
I'd be the fattest officer in Starfleet.
I love this
When you go to Costa and order a Coffee.
“Make it yourself!”
you can order it however you want. you can get as specific as you want and say, tomato soup with a dash of salt and pepper, or whatever additional spices you might want.
Since he said "hot" twice, it burned his mouth off.
Tom Paris got me into tomato soup 😂
You should try it with diced cheddar cheese, it's soo good. 😊
Earl Gray tea was not actually that popular before Star Trek TNG debuted.
See, this is what I would expect a replicator to do, to ask for a person to elaborate on their desire. None of this one sentence ordering.
At least not up until the individual user setup a default preference when stating what they want.
Paris must have had a bad day to snap like that.
There should be a random food button on those replicators. That'd be funny.
Give the man his soup!
Oh god I wish I had a replicator
Aren't you glad the replicators were replaced with Neelix? >_>
The computer needs to breath: 0:11
The computer should've just told him to get it himself.
from the 1st episode of star trek voyager, nice!!!!!
🤣🤣🤣. JUST! PLAIN! SOUP!
"It's pretty good, for shit"
Guy just got out of prison, probably hasn't used a replicator in a while.
nah man I want my Tomato soup chilled my nigga
Was no need to be so rude to that poor replicator
I'm not sure what I expected.
I knew it was newly installed, I was just having a difficult day....
“Whiz Wit.”
I'd get a bowl of chili and a peanut butter sandwich
That does sound good, especially if the chili is mild and the peanut butter sandwich is made with creamy peanut butter.
Eating hot tomato soup right now
So if someone near the mashine talks to someone else about the food and names stuff:
the computer will just keep making stuff?
How does computer know when someone just says something or orders food?
normally they press a button or say "computer" First.
"Hot, plain ..."
"Semen!"
"Goddammit Kim!"
There's probably also a sensor so the computer knows when the person talking is facing the replicator.
My guess would be proximity sensor s built into the replicator unit. So if your standing 10 feet away and talking about food nothing should happen.
@@Three-Headed-Monkey ewww...
star trek cheers me up lol
Is anyone else interested to know what Bolian style tomato soup is like?
I am going to do a remix of this. When it's done, i will link it here:
Hurry up, mate!
4 years, this is going to be one hell of a remix lol
Me and Alexa LOL
@MrConundrum2020
What is a Chicken Greek Salad?
Those fuckin' replicators...
Sounds good
Gives it to him with croutons.
Watches this while eating a JAXA space food meal LMAO
Who orders tomato soup and DOESN'T get a grilled cheese sandwich with it? Tom... for shame...
im eating tomato soup now as i watch this and wishing i had a replicter
I just realized something if they have clothes made on the holodeck and they leave the holodeck it’s gone from them 😂
Not necessarily. Creation of inorganics or "dead" things (like clothing) can be done with replicator tech. So the holodeck could actually create those things and then recycle them when no-longer needed. That's why in TNG episode "Elementary, Dear Data", Data is able to leave the holodeck holding a piece of paper created in the holodeck and with a sketch of the Enterprise-D on it.
@@maisiesummers42 were they still not on the holodeck though? It's been a while, but I know Moriarty fools them into thinking he can leave the holodeck when he really can not.
@@tilasole3252 True but they can create things on the holodeck via replicator tech. Living things, or simulated living things, are usually restricted only to the holodeck. You cannot replicate living matter.
@@compmanio36 from my understanding, what happens on the holodeck, stays on the holodeck. I am not aware of anything in TNG at least that was able to be taken with them, generated by the holodeck, that they themselves did not bring in with them. Hence why in the Dixon Hill stories, Picard, Beverly, etc. took in their own costumes, as did La Forge and Data for the Sherlock Holmes ones.
When Wesley is playing with another young adult (whom we never see nor hear from again... Ever...) and a snow ball hits Picard who is on the outside, he stays wet. Same when Wesley I believe falls in the lake in the pilot episode and the same for Worf in one of the movies when he gets both promoted and the plank removed from under him. And in the Dixon one the bad guys at the end, take a few moments to dematerialize once they step out the holoroom door.
It wasn't until Voyager that I am aware of, where they made the emergency holographic doctor able to walk the ship and else where due to what he could wear, an arm band of sorts. Then the holographic people later as I recall.
Regardless I am not sure of anything one could take out of the holodeck in the TNG or even DS9 shows. Even Bashir and O'Brian were taking things in with them too due their games.
Why do you think everyone always wears costumes before and after they visit the holodeck?
Yeah and you could order it up right from the replicator. Then it would say: "There are 4863 known varieties of marijuana on file, please specify."
god i miss her voice from st