The Aztecs Experience
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- Опубліковано 7 кві 2022
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This is the ultimate experience playing as The Aztecs in Total War: Medieval 2
The Aztecs did a Uno reverse on the Spanish... and the rest of Europe!
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The Europeans: _NOOooOo the Aztecs can't win, our technology is superior! We have metal armour and gunpowder!_
Also the Europeans: 20:14
Haha! I honestly spat out my morning coffee in disbelief when witnessing this first hand!
Hahaha
I had to rewind that moment, because at first I was like.. did that just really happen
Canonguy "sir why are you standing infront of canon?"
General "I want to fly on a canonball to the enemy!"
Canonguy "but sir it's imposi-"
General "DO IT OR I'LL DO IT MYSELF!"
One secon later: 20:15
@@user-my7uc5yt1u real Munchausen hours
The amount of Jaguars that these guys had to skin to make this army...
Latest news local jaguar breeders are saying the prices are gonna increase due to large demand
They must had jaguar breeders in Portugal
The aztecs would had extinct the animals by using their skins
They could've skinned lynx as well, you never know.
So far I know, it is armor painted as jaguar.
Just imagine being a random Portuguese soldier just guarding a port, and them he sees this gigantic fleet coming out of nowhere
And hearing chanting and war drums aha, oh the horror!
Like that one scene from The Longest Day where the Germans see the entire invasion fleet approaching.
I didn't right this comment what the hell
@@randomguy4486 WOW WAIT BRO we have the same name AND same profile picture
@@RandomGuy-xr6ll YEAH I didn't even know that was possible what a coincidence because your could've been on any other video on UA-cam wow
Aztecs *arrive in Europe*
Also the Aztecs: "have you ever heard of our lord and savior, Huitzilopochtli?"
“We can’t even pronounce the name.”
“You will.”
"Give your heart to Huitzilopochtli..." *draws out sacrificial knife*
Also the Aztecs: "BLOOD FOR THE SUN GOD, SKULLS FOR THE SKULL RACKS"
No, but have you heard "plague?!"
Have you heard bonkings?
Love how “The Ultimate Sacrifice” has a completely different meaning for the Aztec
Gotta keep that sun moving somehow.
@@Lobsterwithinternet for a very long time
Also from the perspective of the time is Warhammer 40k for the aztecs. Massive armies, fighting gods and monsters, new worlds, every Aztec Warriors fights to the death, willing to lose thousands in each battle for a victory and still have massive population
@@Lobsterwithinternet
blood for the blood god,
skulls for the skull Throne
Milk for the Khorneflakes.
@@PrinceOfDolAlmrothand War for the War God.
"Captain Cortez, strange warriors are at the gates!"
"Is it the Moors?"
"No. Looks like...furries."
"Furries?"
"Furries with clubs and catapults."
"Dios mio..."
*Aztec Death Whistle INTENSIFIES!*
Dios mío 🙏
Don’t you diss the Jaguar Knights like that boi!
And weeaboo cavalry
It's not a furry if they wear a dead animal killed by their own hand.
*Aztec apocalypse happening*
English: “don’t worry guys I have a plan”
*begins coughing in their general direction*
BY THE SUN GOD, NOT THE COUGHING!
The Aztecs cough back
@@Pilps question, would you say that if this was a historical event, that would corse massive dying from the plague, explaining why the Aztecs did those mass sacrifices and when that don’t work surly they’d retreat home leaving Europe a smouldering wreck?
Is that how you’d say the lore would go? Lol.
Would make the Black Death period even more scary.
I COUGH IN YOUR GENERAL DIRECTION
@@historytank5673 i think that would be devastating for both sides, yeah
this game doesn't take into account that after a bit the Aztecs would have DEFINETLY started using the steel weapons and armor they were taking off the bodies of their enemies...that is a frightening prospect
That would of been insane to see them using armour too
Why they never got metal working in the tech tree is beyond me
i mean if the Zulus did it then so should have the aztecs if given a chance they likely could have at least held out as long as the incas did if they hadnt welcomed them in to there capital like they did in our history.
@@wilmagregg3131
In both cases the overwhelming majority of the "Spanish troops" where enemies of the Aztecs / Inca. In the case of the Inca on top of that, the previously losing faction in the civil war allied with the Spanish.
And yes, they used iron weapons very quickly. The Inca already used metal weapons along with stone, the Aztecs used obsidian.
Its good to remember that the Inca was 2.5 million km2 empire, while the Aztecs where 1 city + 2 allied cities.
it goes against their God the Sun, such evil must be sacrificed
Our timeline: “We’ve come for your precious gold!”
This timeline: “We’ve come for your delicious hearts!”
The Aztec empire has become the strongest faction
Europe: "Who?"
Massive Aztec fleet shows up
Europe: "Oh, them"
CHANTING INTENSIFIES!
@@Pilps the sungod is with us
Ck2 sunset invasión be like
The return of the Sea Peoples
@@noahconnors8001 The Sea Peoples... (was waiting for that)
Ah yes, playing the old "can I expand faster than the plague can kill me" game
Haha 😂 pretty much this entire play through
JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA
encapsulates perfectly why medieval 2 has never had more people playing it. this game aged like wine and just goes from strength to strength after 15 years.
you did a hilarious what-if scenario with the grand campaign in the base game, but to this day, the americas kingdoms expansion was one of my most immersive and engaging total war experiences and it was for all the reasons you showed here. i would come home from school and play as spain in the americas campaign over and over again. felt so unique. it was like a mod before mods even existed.
Dude I couldn’t agree more, I would love your take/videos on the dlc expansions!
I love how even with a faction that lacks gunpowder so no cannon montage, Pilps still manages to blow up the enemy general with artillery.
the amount of work you put into these is unreal!
Thank you man, i truly do appreciate the comment, i appreciate your videos just as much! :)
@@Pilps
But why is your bitrate so low /=
8:30+ looks horrible because the bitrate is so low the image doesn't update often enough which you should easily achieve with your hardware
Omg it’s big fight guy
Well damn!
@@PuellaMagiHomuraAkemi bro's a movie critic now
Time traveler: omg i killed this ant,surely nothing bad will come out of this;
The Timeline: Aztec World Domination..
FOR THE SUN GOD
@@Pilps 😂
They were right, nothing bad came of it
@@Vee_9001 Yes something bad came of it.
@@Vee_9001 cope harder savage.
28:00 - Well, this explains the whole video. The Aztecs accepted Khorne as their one true god before deciding to invade Europe.
Irl the Aztecs we're practically Khorne worshippers anyway, they even had Tzompantlis which were literal racks of skulls with hundreds of individual skulls from sacrifices.
That paraplegic bitch has hot nothing on the sun god
In response Spainiards should have accept Papa Nurgle blessing.
*scrapes throat*
BLOOD FOR THE BLOODGOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!
@@Sigmar_Heldenhammer So i guess we kinda had a Khorne vs Jesus... and Jesus won lol (with the help of Nurgle)
Fun fact: Tenochtitlan had an estimated population between 300k and 500k people, while Sevilla only had 170k, so this video is kinda realistic
Yeah and there is some sources that estimates up to 400k soldiers being mobilized for a war
They needed them for the sacrifices!
Population estimates for Tenochtitlan usually range in between 200k-400k, but the entire Valley of Mexico, taking up about the same space as the greater Los Angeles area, had a pop of 1.2 million.
Seville's population in 1530 was 60,000 people.
@@indrickboreale7381 Like 3/4s of what you just said was incorrect and the remaining 1/4 is just a weird thing to say.
@@indrickboreale7381 metalurgy was only present in western Mesoamerica, and its uses were very limited. Poor administration and large descentralization maybe have doomed them, but we never know. The conquest of México is a very complex topic, its hard to explain it with simple factors.
Damn the Aztecs are op when they have Doctor Strange on their side. Dude was like: "I have seen over 14 million timelines and there is only one where you do the Uno reverse card on them bitches". High priest of the Sun God: *war shrieks*
Dude just mass spamming units that induce fear nearby is so OP, and because they have no armour the units run so much faster then armoured units!
@@Pilps probably max dreaded several generals too 😂
As a spanish, I've never felt this much fear before
YOUR SKULL WILL LOOK NICE ON OUR SKULL THRONES!!
@@Pilps omg you noticed me!!!11!111!
@@yjaeger3605 yeah and now you will be sacrafised to the SUN GOD
This and the Moors advancing to Asturias...oh God
Thats why we needed Cortez
Nobody expects the Aztec Inquisition.
Europeans: "Peacefully fighting between themselves."
Aztecs: "Sunset invasion !!!"
I'm glad to see I wasn't the only 1 who thought about the Sunset Invasion DLC of Ck2 lmao
The best part is the moaning they do every time they charge into battle lmao. great video.
Thank you glad you enjoyed it!
Reminds me of the Dothraki screamers every time
@@uncleruckus714 The Aztecs had death whistle, which gave them a psychological advantage scaring their enemies
Alternative title: Aztecs pull uno reverse card on the Spanish.
UNO REVERSO!
Tell that to Mongolian and Timurid... Still have one or two rival left or more which not included in Total War Medieval 2... 😂😂😂
@@ksalphalcsihp1252 Except that both the Mongols and the Timurids are in Medieval 2.
Hundreds of years of lost mezoamerican history-“you have taken everything from me”
The Spanish-“I don’t even know who you are”
"Do you know how little that narrows it down?"
Aztec's: YOU WILL
*Aztec Soldier* :“Friendly Fi……”
*Aztec Archer* : “What did he say? He didn’t finish his sentence.”
Flame Arrows go *BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR*
Aztec priest about to sacrifice me: "Prepare the virgin sacrifice!"
Me: "I'm not a virgin! I have sex all the time!"
Priest: "Then name the one who you do it with!"
Me: "your mom"
Needless to say I wasn't spared
Based final last words!
Sigma Male grindset
@@simonmalund disrespect your captors before your execution, sigma male grindset rule 45
@@Pilps Hacker told me he knows where I live and is gonna kick my ass but went silent when he learned I live in his mom's bedroom
Did you die?
I really wish the Aztecs had slingers since they were some of the most dangerous soldiers during the Spanish invasion
That would of been fun!
Or give them alternate history style units like calvery jaguar warriors and gunpowder units you can get if you capture enough enemy armies.
@@Lobsterwithinternet I'm pretty sure that if this had really happened they would have been able to incorporate horses and armor to their armies
They had to nerf the Aztecs or else playing as them would have been too easy. 😉
Honestly giving then slingers and giving the jaguars and eagles javelins would massively help buff the aztecs
“Why is the ground shaking? Is it an earthquake?” “No not an earthquake, *battle formations!* “
As a Mexican I approve this video in the name of Huitzilopochtli, Tlaloc and Mictlan
I hope Pilps pins your comment to the top.
Then you must defy Jesus, back to Huitzilopochtli again
Sombrero Dog! XD
bro u probably have more white DNA than the average American xD
*Mictlantecutli
Or do you mean just underworld?
Sunset Invasion looks pretty fun when you play as the Aztecs
Imagine how confused some random European farmer must’ve been seeing a massive army of furries marsh through his land
He will think it end of time
Time traveler: "kicks rock"
The timeline: "aztec invasion of europe"
TODAY IN ALTERNATIVE HISTORY
15:45 : Portugal :*flees to Mali*
Aztecs : Did you really think we don't search to destroy you, TO THE LAST ?!?
Also Aztecs : Nice turism
Fatalities!! Aztec wins
@@elkingoh4543ultimate victory
Aztecs invade Spain and Portugal?
HOW BRUTALLY DID THE TIDES TURN.
Bruh, imagine a mod that's just normal Medieval II but if you invade 5 regions of Europe as the Aztecs you get reforms and can recruit shit like armored jaguar warriors with steel clubs, or mounted eagle warriors
I was just thinking when this episode would come to fruition.
As a Native Mexican-American, I can now die happy. Thank you
The Aztecs are actually one of my favorite factions to play as in the game. Despite the lack of cavalry and things like catapults and trebuchets, I love how fast the infantry moves and how you can have them in such large numbers. Using them in human swarm tactics is always fun, and yeah, their ability to demoralize is OP.
Oh dear, as an old time player...this is just lovely.
The cinematics, the carnage, the warcrimes...it's....it's beautifull good Sir.
I remember in Vanilla I was playing as the Moors and after I finished the campaign objectives I gave away a ton of territory in Europe to the Aztecs. I don’t remember anything happening, like the other factions didn’t interact with them, but I do remember they had stacks of Arquebusiers because they couldn’t spawn their own native troops in Europe.
this is historically accurate, i am a Spaniard and now I also speak Nahuatl
That makes you more Mexican than actual Mexicans
High Priest: All the riches of this eastern world. All yours. For all eternity.
Emperor: I gazed upon my new empire. And I see no chocolate.
Today I:
Found your channel (subscribed)
Found out that this game has the Aztecs in it???
And was convinced to buy TWM2 for the first time.
A good day indeed sir, thank you!
Also the fact that you reply to so many comments is awesome :>
Thank you for the kind words glad you enjoyed the video and enjoy the game!
"And there went out another horse that was red: and power was given to him that sat thereon to take peace from the earth, and that they should kill one another: and there was given unto him a great sword."
It was in the year 1204 AD, when God had forsaken us. When the Aztecs came to sate the thirst of their foul gods for the blood of the innocent.
The Aztec's conquest was swift and brutal and their gods bestowed them with darkest blessings and berserker like fury for a tithe, paid in blood as they slaughtered their way through the Iberian Peninsula.
When God decided to punish his wayward children with pestilence, ravaging friends and foes alike, it was almost a reprieve from the advancing hordes pressing into the faithful's heartlands.
The Pope's most faithful mobilized new and innovative war machines to combat the coming hordes, but as with all hordes, there are always more warriors, eager to take their fallen brother's place.
The sacking of the British isles at the hand of a break-a-way horde can only be considered a footnote at this point.
On January 12th, 1370 AD at Rome the God's Faithful resolve to resist the onslaught was shattered together with the papal armies and what little resistance remained was sacrificed to the Aztecs ever so thirsty gods.
Today, whatever remains free from direct control by the Aztec Empire pays a steep tithe in gold and blood. Some look to the east, trying to gain favor with the muslim heretic tribes, betraying their own god to kill another, others place their hope in the cold winters of the moscowiter realm to deter the hordes from advancing further.
In these dark times, all hope seems lost. There is only war and the thirst of violent gods.
Scriptor Joacino Da Gona, 1404 AD
All I was thinking about in this video is what the Monk chroniclers would be writing about these horrid events.
Warhammer 1404
You know I like to see what other messages (after the conquest of Europe) you would say in other Medieval 2 experience videos.
Aztecs had to learn how to farm leopards to clothe that entire army
Oh man! Im from México, all I can say is that it was really enjoyable : Aztecs go Brrrrr!!
Very nice video!
Glad you enjoyed it dude! :)
reminds me of a french - dutch comic book where the Aztecs invade during the third crusade! And it follows Robinhood too! The crossover nobody asked for but is none the less awesome
Damm that sounds like a good comic book!
@@Pilps five issues! Luxley it's called!
@@commissarkordoshky219 Can't find it on UA-cam. :(
@@dubuyajay9964 it's sadly incredibly niche. likely only dutch and flemish and french/waloon (I think it is Belgian)
20:17 He believed he wouldn't be sacrificed if his heart is blown to piece.
Aztecs : Ancient Civilisation, worshipping the Sun and using barter trades aswell as using Obsidian weapons
Also Aztecs : Yeah, you gotta give me some Florin if you wanna get warriors
This literally reminded me of the sunset invasion in the CK series, very great video as well my dude.
Sunest Invasion, Medieval II style! Thanks man, glad you enjoyed it!
Really didn't expect this in my feed today, but I shall happily watch it as these videos are cracking.
Hell yeah! Based comment! Enjoy :D
This whole video is basically a reverse UNO card on the Old World by the Aztecs.
"You try to invade us, but we outsmarted your invasion by invading you before you could invade me."
There's something strangely satisfying about seeing the Aztecs absolutely BODY Europe.
Because it's impossible.
This probably the only man who can make a turn based strategy let’s play fun to watch. Talented entertainer. Love the vids
Aztecs: How much sacrifice do you want to commit?
Pilps: Yes
That's what I love about Total War series (historical ones): you can pick up almost every nation, existing or ever existed, and write your own story. I think, for this developers can be forgiven for some historical inaccuracy or gameplay issues.
P.S. By the way, is there are any chances of Empire Total War Expirience videos in the future? Or this game not good enough for the show?
I agree so much! And yes other total wars are planned don’t worry!
@@Pilps yeah, you could do one with the mughals, they are very easy so a mughal world could be funny to see
More like alternate History... Just imagine if Islamic side won the cross war... 😂😂😂😂🙏☺😋😊🙏😊🙏😄🙏😄😊
@@saguntum-iberian-greekkons7014 I know vanilla is kind of nessecary for these types of videos but I wouldn't mind seeing *Darth Mod* Empire experience.
@@Pilps have you considered conquering all of the ameiricas?
Sun: my children's it's time for your daily sacrifice routine
Aztec: Yes my lord
But this time.... IN EUROPE!
I lol'ed irl many times. Best parts were the sequence at 5:54 ending in the sun baby god and Merry at 13:52 recoiling in pain from the sonic waves of uyeyeyeyeyeye
Would you ever consider doing modded showcases? Lord of the rings and warhammer both have great medieval 2 mods= good content
Yes i do plan on playing fully modded campaigns in the future! :)
@@Pilps
Warhammer is incredible well done and fleshed out, just make sure you have the latest version
In my opinion LOTR is trash, sure its well done but you barely get money while your armies are expensive and the AI cheats but better you see for yourself
@@PuellaMagiHomuraAkemi I find the fact that fundings are low and that the AI gets certain privileges very nice. It makes for a nice challenge which I have enjoyed multiple times
@@Pilps BASED
@@warresimoens7366
But its not enjoyable if the AI spawns stuff infront of you the moment you siege something and neither is it fun if you can barely afford anything while the AI has no problems whatsoever - thats no challenge but makes you always feel miserable and powerless no matter your victories - its the same issue as in TW Warhammer because even if you win it won't matter because the AI will instantly recover.
Its to me the absolute worst way of design and ruins the entire experience, as all of your expansions or victories wont or barely matter anymore.
I understand what you mean but if the cheats are so obvious and makes the player always seem punished for playing the game its simply no fun and a very artificial "challenge" that comes down to "we higher stats lol"
It would be far better if there would be other lategame challenges like another AI becoming very big and powerful like you so you have a major fight while the minors pick sides. That would be fun lategame difficulty without obvious cheating. Same goes for an adaptable difficulty, there are many ways to design this but the way it is in the LOTR mod is just ew.
Man, this makes me want Medieval 3 so bad. Wish they would drop making those Warhammer Fantasy games already.
And that is basically the plot of the Sunset Invasion DLC for CK2... Only with passion and war cry 😆
2:57 OMG THIS IS GOLD STUFF RIGHT HERE! ahahahah amazing as always 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
Ah yes, the famous Aztec-Papacy-Moors triple alliance I know from history
Whats funny is that the Aztecs in vanilla are relatively quite stronger than they are in the New World DLC where they're meant to be played. Because in vanilla, Old World cavalry and troops all have 1 hit point each, only generals bodyguard have 2 hp. In the New World DLC campaign though, Spanish troops and cav (except militia) have 2hp, and their generals bodyguard have 3hp! to try to make a quantity vs quality balance
Never thought I’d see the AZtecs conquering Europe
3:38 Now that's what I call a Sunset Invasion.
Virgin inca: lose to the spanish with a force numbering around ten thousands made out of a majority of untrained conscripts, utterly terrified by the spanish weapons and horses, just numbering 600.
Chad aztech: is scared of nothing because he cuts himself everyday, so that the sun rise again the next day. Lost because his vassals allied with the invaders and their major capital was flooded just a couple of years before the spanish arrival.
AZTEC WARRIOR IS BASED
Incas had a civil war , the spanish suported one side that had just lost its leader , and then everyone died of smallpox
@@cseijifja only virgins waste time in civil war over petty succession squabbles. True chads get busy with cultural genocide, ethnic cleansing and squashing vassalls.
Cope
Inca are way more based than aztecs
I guess Khorne likes the Aztec sacrifices
Aztecs: Blood for the blood God, Skulls for the Skull Throne!
A disturbing fact about all this is that the Aztecs probably left the children of all the cities they destroyed alive, but not for mercy but to sacrifice them to Tlaloc when there were droughts.
This move is known as "Reverse Cortés"
If the Aztecs had a land bridge to Europe, this is pretty much how it would have gone down.
Gengis Khan on one side, Aztecs on the other spit roasting Europe.
I would love if Montezuma and Gengis high-fived in Rome.
Lol, Aztecs would get fucked by any calvary charge, as they didn't have arms to counter calvary.
Nah, the stone age savages are WEAK, and have no advantages, unlike the mongols.
Honestly, even if the Aztec in this video never developed over-seas ships, imagine Conquistadors exploring this version of America and coming to find that the ENTIRE continent is ruled under one banner of a blood-thirsty tribe that wants to assimilate any other nation it finds
As a Portuguese, I like this video a lot, makes me wonder how different the world would be if the aztects did play a reverse UNO card on my neighbors
It’s a really interesting scenario to think about.
What if the Mayans or Aztecs were the ones to rapidly advance their civilization instead of the Greeks & Latins? What if this highly advanced Native American Empire of Mayans or Aztecs discovered & conquered Europe while it was still nothing more than petty Celtic tribes & Latin kingdoms? What would a world look like where Native Americans dominate the modern world both culturally & ethnically?
We might’ve had some humanized form of Mesoamerican religion as the dominant faith in this world, rather than Christianity. Our language & writing system would likely be either a mix of european & native american style at best, & entirely replaced with Native American style at worst. Obviously architecture would look far different than it does in our timeline.
Honestly, It’s depressing to see a civilization with so much potential be reduced to ruin by the Europeans. The Asians got lucky in that much of their culture is still more-or-less intact after all these years. But what would our world have been like if Christopher Columbus discovered Asia instead of the Americas? The world may never know, I guess.
@@NCRVeteranRanger Those natives had to be civilized anyway, it's a good thing that the Europeans did it and not the Turks or the Chinese.
I love rewatching your medieval videos, please keep doing them. They are amazing quality!
Time Traveler: *sneezes*
The timeline: 3:56
16:07 Oh, Billy, that moment will never not be funny.
Billy and Mandy grim adventures was the best!
16:11 The Moors: “I’ve made a severe…and continuous lapse in my judgement.”
Just imagine how terrifying that would be. A massive armada of pagan warriors wearing jaguar skins just appears out of the endless sea one day. No one knows who they are or where they came from, and they immediately just start conquering everything in sight.
bronze age in nutshell
@@abdouoftouggourttheconquer7241but now the sea people actually draw all the ways they will brutally murder the europeans
Ah, the infamous sunset invasion, lovely.
En taro Adun! The Aztec generals' voices seriously sound like Protoss from the first StarCraft. Maybe the Aztecs are actually on a mission to cleanse the world from the Zerg.
16:11 "Oh fuck ... I can't believe you've done this!"
As a mexican, i really love this video, i expect, one day, a video of warhammer 3 with skarbrand.
Damm Sunset invasion do be hitting different these days
PRAISE BE TO THE SUN GOD
Quickly becoming one of my favorite channels on the platform; keep it up!
This is what makes Total War fun. Rewriting history
Definitely!
In this timeline jaguars went extinct to equipe the aztec army with uniforms
Man i never very much liked these kind of games, but your editing always makes them enjoyable.
Even if I've no idea what the heck is going on
some of THE BEST content on youtube! You put so much work into these we all thank you!
The Aztec warriors just sound like Wamuu from Jojo. I love it
When’s the Scottish experience with just WALLS OF PIKES I love Scotland’s campaign it’s an infantry heavy army with a lot of gimmicks and it’s fun to mess around with them plus you get can heavy pike militia earlier than most factions can get their heavy armored infantry giving them a bit of a power surge at start not to mention heavy like militia are still an A tier unit
Also border horse op light cav
I could never quite pull off the weird attack-wait dance required to make pikemen not suck
I can see the progress you are making with your editing. It's really cool and very noticeable! :)
Glad you think so, thank you!
The production quality is so high I can only imagine how much work is put into these videos. Thank you so much for making these 😃👍
It`s like Sunset Invasion from CK2, but from Aztec poit of view.
Great video, loved it!
MED2 is my favourite Total War game, and I am glad you are doing these videos about it.
The innacurate thing in this game that aztec stiil using clubs and cotton armor while aztec should actually adapt and start to use metal weapons and armor and horses right after they capture the first eouropean city.
Would of been cool
The other inaccurate thing is that they wouldn't have been able to do this in the first place.
The first innacurate thing is that aztecs would not even get a single city as Anny calvary charge would fuck them up...
Blood for the sun god, Skulls for the Tzompantli.
Its like the discovery of a new world.
But in REVERSE!
How to trade as an Aztec:
You give me Everything
I give you the glory of serving my god in the afterlife
Alternate title:
Any% speedrun of furries curbstomping Europe
Blood for the sun god!
Skulls for the sun throne!
FOR THE SUN GOD!!
This series is not what I thought I needed in my life and I absolutely love it!
23:43 "We have defeated the spirits of our ancestors proud" 😂😂