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  • @jirikrajak
    @jirikrajak 2 роки тому +4294

    Henry was pretty drunk, so i understand his little accident.. R.I.P. Henry
    We never forget your last motivational speak :DDDDDDDDDDD

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  2 роки тому +292

      Oh wow you’re right! It all makes sense now!

    • @3musketerantidbd174
      @3musketerantidbd174 2 роки тому +11

      Wow

    • @HolyFurryFish1998
      @HolyFurryFish1998 2 роки тому +11

      420 likes; gotta leave it.

    • @minhhoang347
      @minhhoang347 2 роки тому +35

      When he drunk he often think about his fat ugly wife.
      That is why he is alway in Nietzche mode when around alcohol.

    • @zombine009
      @zombine009 2 роки тому +32

      Man, he was taken too soon.

  • @Archris17
    @Archris17 2 роки тому +2640

    Amazing how 15 years ago, they had the tech for expansive sieges, individual model stats and units that change their look depending on your tech level and now they don't have any of that...

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  2 роки тому +799

      Back when CA cared. Big sad.

    • @TealWolf26
      @TealWolf26 2 роки тому +397

      CA: We don't do that here. Want to buy more DLC factions?

    • @Archris17
      @Archris17 2 роки тому +59

      @@Pilps Okay, well at least the sieges are getting a bit better in Warhammer 3? Took 'em bloody long enough, but it's a step forward :)

    • @shoaibakther1453
      @shoaibakther1453 2 роки тому +172

      @@Archris17 lol nice joke

    • @oilslick7010
      @oilslick7010 2 роки тому +260

      Visual representation of upgraded equipment was the best thing they invented and my biggest gripe with CA ever since they removed it

  • @GoodwinGhost
    @GoodwinGhost 2 роки тому +4827

    Total War Shogun 2 generals: honorably encourages their men before a fight
    Total War Medieval 2 generals: drunken banter with the lads

    • @yoloman3607
      @yoloman3607 2 роки тому +370

      Maybe a poet will write a sad line about their fate

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  2 роки тому +237

      You love to see it!

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  2 роки тому +428

      He died drunk diving onto his own mens wooden stakes after already winning the battle 😅

    • @jlima5509
      @jlima5509 2 роки тому +71

      I guess you guys never got "sword of the moon people" retainer...

    • @aymanelkadouri8235
      @aymanelkadouri8235 2 роки тому +8

      @@Pilps what true lad

  • @diapason89
    @diapason89 2 роки тому +875

    Chosokabe: "My favorite animal is the porcupine."
    England: "Me too, lad."

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  2 роки тому +49

      Heh heh I see what you did there!

    • @ladywaffle2210
      @ladywaffle2210 2 роки тому +40

      On one side of the world, Japan stands united, hardened by a hundred years of warfare.
      On the other, Europe and the Americas march under one banner.
      In between them, China shivers in terror.

    • @FranciscoPerez-px5us
      @FranciscoPerez-px5us 2 роки тому +4

      @@ladywaffle2210 that would be sick

    • @alanmike6883
      @alanmike6883 2 роки тому +2

      Two peoples of a kind on the other side of the world lol

  • @qwaku4907
    @qwaku4907 2 роки тому +364

    Aztecs just chilling*
    Phips: "The E in english stands for *EMPIRE* "

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  2 роки тому +20

      HEH HEH, everywhere is England

    • @zombine009
      @zombine009 2 роки тому +16

      Don't you hate it when you just get invaded some hundreds of years early.

    • @legateelizabeth
      @legateelizabeth 2 роки тому +17

      Ah, England. The E in England stands for Empire, and the M in England stands for Morals.

    • @regginsouth9565
      @regginsouth9565 2 роки тому +4

      @@legateelizabeth no it's N ,and it means Need to go to school.

  • @thevoidlookspretty7079
    @thevoidlookspretty7079 2 роки тому +2980

    “Unification of England.”
    *Shows Ireland*
    England 100.

    • @jamescpalmer
      @jamescpalmer 2 роки тому +186

      You Englanded correctly.

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  2 роки тому +169

      Heh heh 😈

    • @testaccount4191
      @testaccount4191 2 роки тому +178

      what they going to do? cars have not been invented yet to car bomb

    • @ladywaffle2210
      @ladywaffle2210 2 роки тому +25

      I'm sure that won't become a problem in, oh, 700-800 years?

    • @ladywaffle2210
      @ladywaffle2210 2 роки тому +77

      @@testaccount4191 Don't have to defeat the Irish Republican Army if there's no functional republics

  • @isaacscerri9696
    @isaacscerri9696 2 роки тому +2968

    If you imagine hard enough every battle will feel like Agincourt.
    - Some English longbowman.

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  2 роки тому +238

      Said somewhere in the invasion of France, probably, 1265

    • @machiavellianoverture1747
      @machiavellianoverture1747 2 роки тому +40

      And St. Crispin's Day Speech can be applied in almost every great battle

    • @Sammyfarel
      @Sammyfarel 2 роки тому

      @@Pilps can you tell me what is the next video Will be pretty please 🙏🙏

    • @aether4452
      @aether4452 2 роки тому +4

      welsh* longbowman.

    • @Shisnoparadoxe
      @Shisnoparadoxe 2 роки тому +7

      But if you don't you can quickly end up at the battle of Patay.

  • @kenny187ful
    @kenny187ful 2 роки тому +1428

    Any England campaign: Conquer everything like a true Englishmen, and defend Wales from the dreaded Portuguese

    • @warlerker
      @warlerker 2 роки тому +153

      Little Brother Wales must be protected from Old Man Portugal.

    • @Dave1The2Rave3
      @Dave1The2Rave3 2 роки тому +81

      Portugal and England/UK is the world's longest standing alliance

    • @lahire4943
      @lahire4943 2 роки тому +7

      Conquer everything but Europe...

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  2 роки тому +12

      Oh yes :D

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  2 роки тому +17

      Wales is England now silly aha

  • @ltramon7463
    @ltramon7463 2 роки тому +352

    France: We know now not to trust you.
    England: The fact that you trusted me in the first place was your first mistake.

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  2 роки тому +18

      Heh heh *LONGBOWS GO BRRRRRRRRRRRR*

  • @DWatchRazgriz
    @DWatchRazgriz 2 роки тому +890

    The rest of the world: We have you outnumbered! Surrender!
    England, with the best archers in the game: I like those odds.

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  2 роки тому +80

      Longbows go *BRRRRRRR*

    • @MrAsh1100
      @MrAsh1100 2 роки тому +78

      Rest of the World: We have you surrounded!
      England: Ah, goodness! Now we don't even have to aim!

    • @oreo3087
      @oreo3087 2 роки тому +1

      @@MrAsh1100 I swear i saw you before

    • @MrAsh1100
      @MrAsh1100 2 роки тому

      @@oreo3087 Getting the old Deja vu? Or perhaps if you know me by the name of....Captain Matias Torres, Captain of the Alicorn, Nuke Osea, Defender of Marine-chan on youtube.com, and Torres Living in a Society.

    • @oreo3087
      @oreo3087 2 роки тому

      @@MrAsh1100 you're from a video about hero hei,am i right?

  • @michaelnoctor1519
    @michaelnoctor1519 2 роки тому +1265

    Everyone :"No, you can't just place stakes and shoot us with arrows! Fight us man to man!"
    England: "Haha arrows go burrr"

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  2 роки тому +92

      Arrows go *BRRRRRRRRRR*

    • @kasrkinfromcadia3987
      @kasrkinfromcadia3987 2 роки тому +47

      The funny thing is that England can do that, they have very good melee infantry, both from castles and cities. The only thing they lack is cavalry.

    • @thatsneakyneenja2595
      @thatsneakyneenja2595 2 роки тому +14

      @@kasrkinfromcadia3987 If you are good at micro even just a single generals bodyguard is enough to devastate most armies in my experience.

    • @TheGeoCheese
      @TheGeoCheese 2 роки тому +27

      @@thatsneakyneenja2595 ain’t that the truth. Besides all you need from the cavalry pool are mailed knights upgraded for the late game and they’ll serve you well with just the right amount of micro.

    • @Gutenburg100
      @Gutenburg100 2 роки тому +3

      @@TheGeoCheese or just mass archers and stakes and watch the carnage unfold lol.

  • @_MrPixel_
    @_MrPixel_ 2 роки тому +201

    5:12
    Aah yes who could forget the English conquistadors who ventured into the new world fought the Aztecs and formed New London in the year 1170 AD.

    • @user-kc5gf3rw3n
      @user-kc5gf3rw3n Рік тому +4

      🤣🤣

    • @godlovesyou1995
      @godlovesyou1995 Рік тому +5

      I think there were some english conquistadors who fought the mayans

    • @spikem5950
      @spikem5950 Рік тому +7

      @@godlovesyou1995 The Mayans were gone before the Europeans set foot there, that civilization kind of just vanished.

  • @jonathanwells223
    @jonathanwells223 2 роки тому +438

    I love how you somehow got a general that was actually insane in that army you sent to the new world.

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  2 роки тому +86

      It was fitting I guess 😂

    • @Beenevolence
      @Beenevolence 2 роки тому +2

      @@Pilps did you use a mod for that?

    • @jonathanwells223
      @jonathanwells223 Рік тому +34

      @@Beenevolence no, it’s just a random trait that a general can have

    • @Beenevolence
      @Beenevolence Рік тому +1

      @@jonathanwells223 What I meant was for the new world content

    • @lfcmike12
      @lfcmike12 Рік тому +5

      @@Beenevolence That's the dlc for medieval 2

  • @cruzaider5339
    @cruzaider5339 2 роки тому +3359

    Conquering quite literally every inch of land like a true English man

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  2 роки тому +306

      If it ain’t red then it should be!

    • @kevinhofman8369
      @kevinhofman8369 2 роки тому +58

      "Colonizing"

    • @cruzaider5339
      @cruzaider5339 2 роки тому +46

      @@kevinhofman8369 Unintentionally own the land

    • @cromwellthesynth
      @cromwellthesynth 2 роки тому +77

      The world is all English, just as God intended

    • @cruzaider5339
      @cruzaider5339 2 роки тому +13

      @@cromwellthesynth Just as long as there's people it's English

  • @SkySweeperSyn
    @SkySweeperSyn 2 роки тому +311

    I honestly still believe Med 2 has the most immersive feeling battles. The colors, the weather, the sounds. it all feels gritty and I love it

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  2 роки тому +45

      The sounds of bows and arrows in this game is gorgeous!

    • @abhi5504
      @abhi5504 Рік тому

      Its definitely up there but it's not the best

    • @dk-sky3820
      @dk-sky3820 Рік тому +16

      The last TW game where you could actually FEEL the weight and impact of heavy cavalry

    • @mckinneyhunts
      @mckinneyhunts Рік тому +5

      Same here. It's what I play. I've tried most of the other historic TW games but always come back to Med. 2. The cities and castles are beautiful. I wish you could use every inch of the buildings and extend sieges into multiple turns, but other than that it just has better battles, simple interface, etc. I love it. I would like to see Medieval 3 but might be disappointed.

    • @joejosa8985
      @joejosa8985 9 місяців тому

      I was disappointed after ME2.

  • @Raptor747
    @Raptor747 2 роки тому +88

    I have to say, your strategy and general shenanigans displayed here was amazing and hilarious. Buying a random province in Turkey, demolishing everything and disbanding any garrison, then gifting the province to France, was just such a Big Brain move.

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  2 роки тому +14

      Haha thank you! I just thought it was hilarious to do! Glad you enjoyed the video :D

    • @CrzyWzrd4L
      @CrzyWzrd4L Рік тому

      Oh I love doing this, or bribing settlements and then giving them to one of their enemies. Sometimes I’ll even bribe a general I’m at war with, disband his entire army, then send him to fight his former countrymen and purposefully get him killed.

  • @kirne3953
    @kirne3953 2 роки тому +149

    8:10 I would follow that man even through hell with a speech like that! After all, if he doesn't know what he is doing, the enemy can't know either!

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  2 роки тому +35

      Drunk speeches are best speeches!

  • @unlyokosympa9445
    @unlyokosympa9445 2 роки тому +1045

    French generals: nooooo you have to fight with honor and a spear like a knight
    Some bri''ish farmer: haha longbows goes wooosh

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  2 роки тому +73

      Heh heh, Longbows go *BRRRRRRRR*

    • @warlerker
      @warlerker 2 роки тому +11

      @@Pilps Longbows go THNKTHNKTHTH%THTHTTHTHTTHTTHTHTHTTHTTHTHTHTHTTHTHTTHTTHTHTHTTHTTHTHTHTHTTHTHTTHTTHTHTHTTHTTHTHTHTHTTHTHTTHTTHTHTHTTHTTHTHTHTHTTHTHTTHTTHTHTHTTHTTHTHTHTHTTHTHTTHTTHTHTHTTHTTHTHTHTHTTHTHTTHTTHTHTHTTHTTHTHTHTHTTHTHTTHTTHTHTHTTHTTHTHTHTHTTHTHTTHTTHTHTHTTHTTHTHTHTHTTHTHTTHTTHTHTHTTHTTHTHTHNK THNK THNK

    • @Kaiimei
      @Kaiimei 2 роки тому +42

      The funny part is, a lot of archers really would have just been farmers or craftsmen drafted into the army, because every englishman had to practice archery for two hours every Sunday from the age of 7. So it's not surprising that England had a lot of archers effectively on-call.

    • @warlerker
      @warlerker 2 роки тому +7

      @@Kaiimei Well when your perpetually at war with Germany spain and france the other 3 European Superpowers thats what you need.

    • @nsahandler
      @nsahandler 2 роки тому +2

      Longbow go TWANG

  • @nazgulthedeathless9403
    @nazgulthedeathless9403 2 роки тому +72

    2:35 idk why but there’s something so… impactful and emotional about facing off against the last enemy army with their king leading them. Depending on how long your war with them has been your ready for it to end yet also sad that it has to come to said end. The enemy putting up fight after fight despite your armies decimating them yet they still call one final charge into your lines and as you watch this imminent clash you realize… this is the moment you destroyed a nation…

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  2 роки тому +23

      Damm you're right. It's hauntingly beautiful the way you described it, thanks for commenting it!

    • @nazgulthedeathless9403
      @nazgulthedeathless9403 2 роки тому +4

      @@Pilps I’m here every upload lmao

  • @finaladvance5085
    @finaladvance5085 2 роки тому +70

    4 things I miss from this ild game.
    1: actually carrying the siege weapons
    2: manually ordering replacements for units lost
    3: being able to capture the enemy general
    4: the unit formations

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  2 роки тому +29

      And the diplomacy, I love being able to buy lands and get map information trades, and depending on the traits, would effect the battle speeches, hence my drunk general speech aha, it’s why I kinda don’t want a Medieval 3, because I know CA would fuck it up or underperform in the delivery of quality compared to their games like medieval 2

    • @JakeBaldwin1
      @JakeBaldwin1 2 роки тому +6

      @@Pilps I kind of wish that CA would update the graphics to modern specs and change nothing else. Maybe add arrows sticking in troops like shogun 2 but that's it.

  • @KaneRawrhammer
    @KaneRawrhammer 2 роки тому +297

    8:12 That general must of had the Drunkard Trait, an unattractive wife, and very poor command skills to give that kind of speech lol

    • @stalhandske9649
      @stalhandske9649 2 роки тому +54

      Just the drunkard, if memory serves. That speech is the "English drunkard default speech", I think even an unmarried drunkard general would give the same.
      Sad really that these more varied speeches were really made for only a handful of factions, some of them are _so_ good. The rest had to do with just a few, which gets monotonic after a while.

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  2 роки тому +69

      I miss traits actually having results on the generals, would love some drunk shogun 2 generals aha

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  2 роки тому +40

      Poor Henry and his ugly wife

    • @JakeBaldwin1
      @JakeBaldwin1 2 роки тому +20

      I like how they will usually incorporate things like army composition and who they are fighting into the speeches. Something I miss heavily in the new total war titles.

    • @francisquito4590
      @francisquito4590 2 роки тому +7

      @@stalhandske9649 Spain has a TON of speeches in the spanish version, not only for the traits of the general, but the general will also mention Saint Barbara (the saint of the powder) if you have arcabusiers or cannons

  • @-Raylight
    @-Raylight 2 роки тому +506

    England be like *"Don't mind us, we're just passing to take your **-lands-** teas"*
    You just made the queen very happy. I hope you'll be blessed by unlimited supply of tea xD

    • @shinodamasaru7945
      @shinodamasaru7945 2 роки тому +21

      "It's a free real estate",- King of England

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  2 роки тому +30

      Everything and everywhere is ENGLAND

    • @nicholasthuya7683
      @nicholasthuya7683 2 роки тому +4

      @@Pilps quite fitting since your an Australian
      You still literally serve the queen

    • @cnlbenmc
      @cnlbenmc 2 роки тому +1

      +@@Pilps+ Rule Brittania *INTENSIFIES* *!*

  • @user-el2yw1kb5h
    @user-el2yw1kb5h 2 роки тому +106

    RIP Henry, he had the best battle speeches 😔

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  2 роки тому +30

      He just didn't want to go back to his wife aha

    • @mercenarygundam1487
      @mercenarygundam1487 Рік тому

      ​@@Pilps I mean, Turkey meat is quite good in the Americas. Why go home when you have something new that you can't even get back in England.

  • @ninjartist36
    @ninjartist36 2 роки тому +84

    "With enough English longbows in your army you can make any battle feel like Agincourt" - Robertus Maximus

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  2 роки тому +6

      Oh yes! I took that quote quite literally!

    • @ninjartist36
      @ninjartist36 2 роки тому +3

      @@Pilps I noticed

  • @privatecookie29
    @privatecookie29 2 роки тому +418

    The England Experience or as it's also known as; How to ruin Scotland in 4 minutes or less.
    God I love Pilps videos.

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  2 роки тому +18

      Haha English Longbows go *BRRRRRRRR*

    • @zubbworks
      @zubbworks 2 роки тому +1

      Under two turn gang turn up.

  • @GoodwinGhost
    @GoodwinGhost 2 роки тому +302

    The first bit with Ricky, Stephan, and Karl is already gold

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  2 роки тому +23

      Haha thank you! I think the clip perfectly summed up it all

  • @Sorieat
    @Sorieat 2 роки тому +44

    Imagine being a soldier in the first days of this campaign having been apart of war in Scotland, Ireland, Mexico, France and Poland and see all your friends die around you and you are still be alive

  • @GrasshopperKelly
    @GrasshopperKelly 2 роки тому +30

    "The *END* of the Scots!"
    Aren't those scots in your army?!
    "I used the scots, to destroy the scots!"

  • @zillafire101
    @zillafire101 2 роки тому +73

    "Our longbows will blot out the sun!"

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  2 роки тому +10

      Longbows go *BRRRRRR*

    • @heavystalin2419
      @heavystalin2419 2 роки тому +3

      Then I'll make 2 in its stead

    • @JonAddisonFilms
      @JonAddisonFilms 2 роки тому +4

      "Then we shall surrender in the shade!"
      - The French... probably.

    • @Alarak_
      @Alarak_ Рік тому

      @@JonAddisonFilms "Then we shall behead them in the shade !"
      - Definitively us XD

  • @m.ajiprasetyo7188
    @m.ajiprasetyo7188 2 роки тому +764

    Ahh yes, the European Chosokabe
    By the way it is really nice seeing you cover the Medieval 2 Total War, Looking forward for your future videos!

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  2 роки тому +68

      Basically yes! And thank you! It’s fun finally adding a new total war to the channel!

    • @m.ajiprasetyo7188
      @m.ajiprasetyo7188 2 роки тому +14

      @City Watch Guard Haha yeah, they might be. It's just that in terms of Total War Games, I like to refer Chosokabe as Japanese Agincourt Machine and refer England as European Chosokabe.

    • @Swift-mr5zi
      @Swift-mr5zi 2 роки тому +1

      Can you plz explain to me the reference? Dis the Chosokabe use archers a lot or something?

    • @willistuttle966
      @willistuttle966 2 роки тому +5

      Eurokabe

    • @pp-wo1sd
      @pp-wo1sd 2 роки тому +1

      @@willistuttle966
      That would be Otomo clan

  • @Volound
    @Volound 2 роки тому +29

    exiling france to the middle of turkey, a fate worse than death, lmao.
    medieval 2 was such an amazing game. its easy to overlook nice details like the generals speeches and the memey agent cutscenes, but videos like these make them impossible to forget.
    also the slow turtling you could do in this game to play tall and have a british economic marvel with high level guilds and sherwood archers and then storm the middle east on crusade with arquebus and bombards supporting the longbows and billmen. god damn this game was great.

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  2 роки тому

      Haha they deserved it! And I know man, I love the sound design in this game and the many ways of how to go about things with politics!

  • @tyroystan3888
    @tyroystan3888 2 роки тому +13

    henry... So valiant and brave... Ran into stakes while drunk driving.... Poor man. RIP

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  2 роки тому +6

      He just didn’t want to go back to England to his ugly wife 😂

    • @mercenarygundam1487
      @mercenarygundam1487 10 місяців тому

      ​@@PilpsThat, or that's some intense Aztec Peyote.

  • @alanwestmoreland6152
    @alanwestmoreland6152 2 роки тому +44

    William Wallace: *SCOTLAND FOREVA!!!*
    Longshanks: *k, 𝓕𝓾𝓬𝓴𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓼𝓮𝓷𝓭 𝓲𝓽.*

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  2 роки тому +5

      longbows go *BRRRRRRRRR*

  • @mathieuverschelden4525
    @mathieuverschelden4525 2 роки тому +45

    Oh boy, medieval 2. What a glorious day to start a new series

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  2 роки тому +2

      Hell yeah babaaaaaay!!!

  • @AdministrativeResults
    @AdministrativeResults 6 місяців тому +4

    'luv me longbows
    'ate the french
    simple as

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  6 місяців тому +4

      Nuff said!

  • @FeHearts
    @FeHearts 2 роки тому +44

    Cannot wait for the Poland Experience where you form full cavalry doom stacks and conquer the entire world with your hordes.

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  2 роки тому +9

      OH YES!!!

    • @jorvach9874
      @jorvach9874 2 роки тому +4

      Then the Un-winged Hussars arrived!
      ...Because there are no winged Hussars in Medieval 2.

  • @Anonymous-lo9bo
    @Anonymous-lo9bo 2 роки тому +275

    Shogun 2 and now Medieval 2, you're really going down the checklist for the best Total War titles aren't you?

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  2 роки тому +57

      Oh yes, I have taste you see 😎

    • @TheCreepercrusader
      @TheCreepercrusader 2 роки тому +3

      @@Pilps Explicitly good taste good sir!!! Do the Holy Roman Empire next pls!!!!!

    • @Anonymous-lo9bo
      @Anonymous-lo9bo 2 роки тому +1

      Gonna do vanilla-like campaigns or do you have plans for stainless steel as well? Feels like it would be fitting, since you did use expanded japan for your shogun 2 runs

    • @shinodamasaru7945
      @shinodamasaru7945 2 роки тому

      He shall finish each campaign with crusade

    • @nicholasthuya7683
      @nicholasthuya7683 2 роки тому

      @@Pilps I thought this was a pertinax upload until I checked the channel

  • @SwampGreen14
    @SwampGreen14 2 роки тому +103

    Man, I its nuts how good these videos are, they just wanna make me instantly start a new campaign. I think you could show anyone interested in global strategy games these vids and they would be chomping at the bits to play Total War. -Hats- Longbow off to you Sire!

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  2 роки тому +2

      Thank you for the kind words! Glad you enjoyed it friend :D

    • @anon6861
      @anon6861 2 роки тому

      Yea imma go play england now

  • @kenny187ful
    @kenny187ful 2 роки тому +27

    No matter how many TW games CA makes, Medieval 2 will always be the standard

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  2 роки тому +8

      Anything after Atilla is just shit in my eyes lol

    • @zm1786
      @zm1786 2 роки тому

      @@Pilps based

  • @Jim90117
    @Jim90117 Рік тому +3

    To be born English is to win the lottery of life.

  • @cnlbenmc
    @cnlbenmc 2 роки тому +113

    So is Medieval 2 going to be covered exclusively for a while or is Fall of the Samurai also going to show up in the videos?

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  2 роки тому +74

      Next video is the saga experience on fall of the samurai! Going to be juggling both total wars!

    • @cnlbenmc
      @cnlbenmc 2 роки тому +4

      +@@Pilps+ Most Excellent!

    • @jakzine540
      @jakzine540 2 роки тому +1

      @@Pilps Kneeling fire...just...kneeling fire. Oh, the sweet sweet horror.
      And Armstrong Guns. Let's be real; you can utterly destroy entire armies, forts, and full-stack armies in full-development forts...with Armstrong Guns.

    • @kooshikoomeji3684
      @kooshikoomeji3684 2 роки тому

      @@Pilps would be nice if you could cover the (barack) obama clan when you have time!

    • @thatoneguyii5458
      @thatoneguyii5458 2 роки тому +2

      On a side note my favorite part of Fall of the samurai is just watching an entire unit of cavalry get gunned down by galing gun fire (a la Last Samurai style)

  • @user-is1eq9jm2t
    @user-is1eq9jm2t 2 роки тому +77

    This is legit great lmao! Great content in the glory of the Queen!
    P.S.: I feel like doing a Rus experience will be really cool for memes, and also quite a challenge to survive until their best units can be availible, that can carry you through the Mongols. I remember I used to migrate the Rus into England to escape the Khergi... I mean mongols. Greetings from Moscow and have a good weekend ;)

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  2 роки тому +16

      Don’t worry all countries are planned! And yes that will be an interesting scenario! Hopefully I can survive aha

    • @madmarvshighwaywarrior2870
      @madmarvshighwaywarrior2870 Місяць тому

      Did you just mash up Total War with Mount and Blade?

    • @user-is1eq9jm2t
      @user-is1eq9jm2t Місяць тому

      @@madmarvshighwaywarrior2870 😌😉

  • @theamorphousflatsch2699
    @theamorphousflatsch2699 Рік тому +7

    Henrys death was propably the most fitting deaths possible in this game.

  • @editorproductions5238
    @editorproductions5238 2 роки тому +8

    ''i want the pink elephants and pixies to charges the enemy'' had me dying

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  2 роки тому +2

      Good old drunk trait speeches!

  • @MrKrossix
    @MrKrossix 2 роки тому +8

    CAM ON INGERLAND! SCORE SUM FAKKIN GOALS!

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  2 роки тому +2

      FOR ENGALAAAAAAAAAANNDDDD

  • @bubbaphat8242
    @bubbaphat8242 2 роки тому +30

    The memes. All the memes are absolutely amazing. You are truly a man of culture. The British humour was absolutely smashing (in heads of the French)!

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  2 роки тому +1

      Thank you! Glad you enjoyed the video :D

    • @bubbaphat8242
      @bubbaphat8242 2 роки тому

      @@Pilps :)

    • @JakeBaldwin1
      @JakeBaldwin1 2 роки тому

      I give it ten pincushioned frogs out of ten.

    • @Alarak_
      @Alarak_ Рік тому +1

      Well, you know ... We can put english and kings' humour on the edge, heh heh XD

  • @jankygrunt
    @jankygrunt 2 роки тому +3

    I love the little ending movie recording the whole play through, it’s always cool to see in-world methods of telling the player the impact they had on the game, when a game jumps out at you with a pop up screen saying “great job!” It doesn’t have the same effect

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  2 роки тому +1

      Yeah it makes you feel more rewarded :D

  • @radioface86
    @radioface86 5 місяців тому +1

    "Patiently awaiting to breach and butcher, sire."
    God, I love this game.

  • @nukemplay3662
    @nukemplay3662 2 роки тому +63

    Я не знаю английский, но я понимаю что происходит и мне весело

    • @Tatar-h13
      @Tatar-h13 2 роки тому +7

      жиза, но мозговой штурм по европе мне понравился))

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  2 роки тому +17

      That’s all that matters!

    • @redrebel1655
      @redrebel1655 2 роки тому +8

      Забавно, не думал, что встречу тут русских

    • @m7ray
      @m7ray 2 роки тому

      @@redrebel1655 Бывает. Я тоже часто думаю, что я один русскоязычный в забугорных видео.

  • @kenny187ful
    @kenny187ful 2 роки тому +7

    Literally any square inch of land: *Exists*
    England: *BY SAINT GEORGE, It's free real estate*

    • @sjs9698
      @sjs9698 2 роки тому +2

      ...just have to 'persuade' a few locals first.

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  2 роки тому +1

      BY SAINT GEORGE!! THEY HAVE CHOCOLATE AND TOBACCO!

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  2 роки тому +1

      And send em to the slaughter in the first wave!

  • @n0denz
    @n0denz 2 роки тому +2

    By Saint George! It's literally Saint George descending from Heaven with a longbow and wearing an Arsenal jersey!

  • @MichChats
    @MichChats 2 роки тому +15

    This is amazing. Editing, editing is key. I need more Med 2 experiences.

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  2 роки тому +3

      Thank you! Don't worry, more Medieval 2 is planned! :D

  • @thedapperfire2613
    @thedapperfire2613 2 роки тому +5

    Always loved the mix between the humour and the more action packed scenes with your vids, it's perfectly blended so you aren't just stuffed with each or too much of one.

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  2 роки тому

      Thanks a ton and glad you enjoy the videos! Thank you for commenting :)

  • @YakMan8
    @YakMan8 2 роки тому +9

    It never ceases to amaze me how well you build your economy in those games, so you can just straight up buy provinces on the other side of the map :DDD

    • @bigblackjay900
      @bigblackjay900 2 роки тому +4

      Been playing this game as a kid and i still couldn't raise enough of my finances to buy provinces

    • @kingt0295
      @kingt0295 Рік тому

      @@bigblackjay900 sack slap a few faction capitals for 16-25 k

  • @brother_of_bruh
    @brother_of_bruh 8 місяців тому +2

    The intro had me dying already

  • @legodude494
    @legodude494 2 роки тому +1

    Sees 'The Fall of France' and 'The Last Days of France'
    Me, an Englishman: "Ah, sweeter words were never spoken!"

  • @red.s1k
    @red.s1k 2 роки тому +12

    Man I love your edits, you actually keep people entertained all the way through the video

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  2 роки тому

      Thank you for the kind words! Glad you enjoy the videos 😎

  • @FUnazis
    @FUnazis 2 роки тому +8

    Isn't it crazy that this game came out in 2006?
    Watching the little crusade called cutscene still gives me goosebumps, to this day.

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  2 роки тому +7

      It's because back then, Total War games were made by people developing it that genially cared and wanted to make a great game, not because they wanted to make a great profit 😅

  • @MsSpirit31
    @MsSpirit31 2 роки тому +2

    Oh man the nostalgia! Inserted directly to my veins. First time watching you and loved the way you edit. You got yourself a sub. Well done and thanks for creating this. Was about to sleep but made me watch for 20 min which felt like 2.
    Bless you :)

  • @DannyIO
    @DannyIO 2 роки тому +1

    "and were buggered if shes on their side.. LOOK" that broke me

  • @danielvolger2763
    @danielvolger2763 2 роки тому +13

    I must say, its cool that we see also some other factions from other games. Nice video btw.

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  2 роки тому +2

      It was refreshing doing another total war!

  • @STRZB001
    @STRZB001 2 роки тому +3

    9:19 I’ve never been told “close your mouth kind sir” as eloquent and as nicely as this. English fellows are so genuinely polite.

  • @codyconnor6981
    @codyconnor6981 2 роки тому +1

    England: It’s time to unify.
    The rest of the world: Sweats.

  • @brianmark2530
    @brianmark2530 2 роки тому +1

    I watched this while having only total war rome 2 for reference and there are so many mechanics and things that i just didn't understand. as well as me knowing none of the flags whatsoever. WIll continue to watch because they are entertainting even if only for the edits of memes that i don't get but still find funny. thank you for reading this and I hope your whole family has a nice christmas

  • @KnightofDark00180
    @KnightofDark00180 2 роки тому +12

    I'm surprised you actually managed to keep this game stable for an entire "Experience" video. Nice work.

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  2 роки тому +2

      Surprisingly it only crashed once

    • @Harpo_Gaming
      @Harpo_Gaming 2 роки тому +11

      I dont understand the unstable thing people talk about ive never experienced a crash

    • @user-vv3zc9il9k
      @user-vv3zc9il9k 9 місяців тому

      ​@@Harpo_Gamingnever too

  • @PjAw27
    @PjAw27 2 роки тому +12

    That Idiot Abroad clip for the intro was pure perfection! 😂 I know this is going to be an amazing video!

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  2 роки тому

      Haha thank you! I had a lot of fun editing that part! :D

  • @FumblsTheSniper
    @FumblsTheSniper Рік тому +1

    TFW you’re in the entire new world and your general is tripping off new world drugs right before a battle

  • @LucasSaimor
    @LucasSaimor 9 місяців тому +1

    I'm 80% convinced the British Museum had assistance from Pilps in "retrieving" foreign treasures

  • @jpbar4230
    @jpbar4230 2 роки тому +6

    The Unification of England.
    > invades Ireland and Wales
    Yeah, sounds like something the English would do.

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  2 роки тому +2

      Oh yes!

  • @drummingkiwi8766
    @drummingkiwi8766 2 роки тому +16

    Finally, the best nation

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  2 роки тому +6

      Longbows go *BRRRRRRR*

  • @talleywa5772
    @talleywa5772 2 роки тому +2

    "bold words for someone in longbow range."
    -England probably

  • @user-ez5wx4cb1s
    @user-ez5wx4cb1s 5 місяців тому +1

    Best quote of king Henry no comp: "I want the pink elephants and green pixies to lead the attack. Have you meet my wife?, bloody ugly women, probably fighting with that lot over there, and were buggered if she is on their side"

  • @Dinozavr210
    @Dinozavr210 2 роки тому +7

    I'm really glad Pilps got his hands on a game that yet has to be overthrown from its high quality standards place
    Thank you, Pilps, very cool

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  2 роки тому

      Thank you! Glad you enjoyed the video I had a lot of fun making it

    • @nukclear2741
      @nukclear2741 2 роки тому +1

      I personally have more fun with the newer total war games myself, as I can never get a full understanding of the economy of this game, and the diplomacy system has caused me to rage quit more than once.

  • @irohn
    @irohn 2 роки тому +3

    Surprised and incredibly glad that you are now continuing with Medieval II!! Once you get bored or finish all the factions there are many amazing mods for it, the braindead recommendations would be Stainless Steel and Divide and Conquer.
    Also, just in case you are not aware, you can deactivate those forced "cutscenes" whenever a general dies, a siege equipment destroys something, etc.
    The video was amazing, thanks 👏👏

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  2 роки тому +1

      I plan on just sticking with the vanilla ways with the custom campaign mod! But I do plan on doing medieval kingdoms on Atilla at some point! Also I like the cutscenes! It’s good for cinematics :D

  • @PjAw27
    @PjAw27 2 роки тому +1

    I love your shogun 2 videos but honestly this is your best total war video you’ve ever created! Fantastic, hilarious, epic. It’s everything! Well done!

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  2 роки тому

      Thank you for the kind words! Glad you enjoyed the video! :D

  • @crazydudeofcrazyness
    @crazydudeofcrazyness Рік тому +2

    The opening edit to this video is actually so catatonicslly funny I come back to this video near daily just to hear "idk I guess I was expecting some EXCOMMUNICATION." and Ricky just crying with laughter.
    The entire video is a editing masterpiece but that intro kills me every time

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  Рік тому +1

      Thank you so much! Yeah anything involving those three together is instantly funny to me too! Thanks for commenting 😎

    • @crazydudeofcrazyness
      @crazydudeofcrazyness Рік тому

      @@Pilps anytime g, love your content always a proper laugh to see shared experience and memes from playing thousands of hours of TW

  • @yavyav2281
    @yavyav2281 2 роки тому +19

    Mhh nostalgia, one of my first campaign ever in a total war alongside the Julii in Rome

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  2 роки тому +2

      The good old days!!

  • @arnaldogangana355
    @arnaldogangana355 2 роки тому +7

    THE RETURN OF THE KING (Hopefully with loads of gunpowder with him)

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  2 роки тому +3

      In medieval times? That’s not until the broken timurids or mongols come!

  • @jfygt2623
    @jfygt2623 Місяць тому +1

    Sir Arthur: What are we doing next, Dutch?
    Sir Dutch: We are sailing to *TAHITI!*
    Sir Arthur: We're leaving the country now?!

  • @chiefoftheoldgods8912
    @chiefoftheoldgods8912 2 роки тому +1

    I love these kinds of videos. I don't really have the time to sit down and play hours of total war, but I do enjoy watching a whole campaign in a little over 20 minutes.

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  2 роки тому +1

      Thank you! Glad you enjoyed it! :D

  • @MrCstish
    @MrCstish 2 роки тому +5

    Fooking A, back when Engerland scored goals!

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  2 роки тому +2

      If goals you mean colonisation!

  • @constantinethegreat5907
    @constantinethegreat5907 2 роки тому +3

    People seem to think this is meme gameplay, no. This my friends is history.
    Ah Britainnia, you do me proud.

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  2 роки тому

      LONGBOOOOOOOOOOOWSSSSS

  • @fletaun
    @fletaun 2 роки тому +1

    The editing and pacing in this video top notch keep it up man

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  2 роки тому +1

      Thank you! I put a lot of effort into this one, glad you enjoyed it!

  • @sirmount2636
    @sirmount2636 2 роки тому

    Loved the alternation between the various front. Superb editing.

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  2 роки тому +1

      Glad you liked it! Thank you for commenting :D

  • @ArchCone
    @ArchCone 2 роки тому +4

    Ahhhhhh finally playing as the true chad nation.

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  2 роки тому

      LONGBOOOOOOOOOOOOWSS!!!

  • @AbdulHannanAbdulMatheen
    @AbdulHannanAbdulMatheen 2 роки тому +4

    👏🙂
    Ahh the medieval 2 executions are nostalgic. 🤣
    3:00 lol the cavalry charging into a line of spears.

  • @przemogie2329
    @przemogie2329 2 роки тому +1

    I love the Medieval 2 animations of a failed assassination lol

  • @TheRealHaans
    @TheRealHaans 2 роки тому +2

    If you all didn't know, there's a mod called Stainless Steel 6.4 and once you've played it you cannot go back to vanilla.

  • @amp8295
    @amp8295 2 роки тому +8

    All I could think of when I watch this was:
    FOR ENGLAND, AND ST. GEORGE!

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  2 роки тому +2

      LONGBOOOOOOOOWS!!!

  • @shinodamasaru7945
    @shinodamasaru7945 2 роки тому +14

    yes!IIIYEEESSSSS!!!!!Hope you can find good games for you to clip. Stay frosty

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  2 роки тому +1

      Medieval 2 is finally here!

  • @Razor-ds1zc
    @Razor-ds1zc 2 роки тому

    Another amazing work, man.
    And my attempt to find that football clip you used, led to an interesting discovering of the Euro 2020, XD.
    Look forward to who you do next.

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  2 роки тому

      Thanks a lot! Glad you enjoyed the video :D

  • @theteacrusader
    @theteacrusader Рік тому +1

    Finally, a video on the best faction.

  • @thelightning7863
    @thelightning7863 2 роки тому +7

    England - bring's longbowmen
    Scots and French - Screw this shit, I'm out.

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  2 роки тому +3

      Longbows go *BRRRRRR*

  • @thecat2461
    @thecat2461 2 роки тому +3

    I'm so excited to see Med 2 on your channel and the music with VO is just great btw. Looking forward to more videos!!!

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  2 роки тому

      Thank you! Yes more medieval 2 is planned! Very exciting :D

  • @not_fake_ninja4976
    @not_fake_ninja4976 2 роки тому

    2:47 the burning ballista shot was beautiful. Hearing the enemy’s death screams while they’re burning were very hilarious when I nail those shots in siege battles also!

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  2 роки тому

      Beautiful shot!

  • @jpsugarjumper8999
    @jpsugarjumper8999 2 роки тому

    Ive literally never ever played a Total War game, but I really enjoy your videos and the way they're edited. Good job keep it up

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  2 роки тому +1

      Thank you! If you enjoy the videos then you probably will enjoy playing the games too! :)

  • @josephjohnson5415
    @josephjohnson5415 2 роки тому +7

    I love total war AI. (Thup thup thup, argghhh...) "Where are these falling things killing us coming from?" (Thup thup thup, aaahheeah) "Do we charge? Do we charge?" (Thup thup thup, huhuhu) "No, we rush forward 10 feet then return to our original positions." (Thup thup thup, ughhh...)

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  2 роки тому +3

      Haha that’s why longbows are so much fun!

  • @jasonsantos3037
    @jasonsantos3037 Рік тому +2

    long live the English Empire. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🫖

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  Рік тому +1

      FOR TEA AND CRUMPETS AND TAKING EVERY POSSIBLE BIT OF LAND ON THE KNOWN PLANET!

  • @harryvh3356
    @harryvh3356 2 роки тому +1

    Bro.
    The battlefield views
    The editing
    The music
    The video length
    It's all in perfect balance. Great quality, without overuse of one or the other.
    fucking sublime. Subbed.

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  2 роки тому

      Thank you for the kind words friend! Glad you enjoyed the video :D

  • @micahbloomfield6597
    @micahbloomfield6597 Рік тому

    This is such a under rated channel. Your content is amazing!