its from someone who can literally do anything and everything but wastes it on drowning in narcissism and you realize that you never had even 1% of the opportunity this kid has, who'll end up like Rickty Cricket despite it all.
It's crazy that people don't hate on them more. The only reason there isn't more hate is because they aren't on cable or whatever and boomers don't have to see them I guess. Remember how much venom people spewed at boybands in the 90's, meanwhile it actually takes a lot of skill. In retrospect, the music wasn't that bad compared to todays pop music also.
New Russia - same reason the Kardashian show succeeded: their audience also WANTS success without the other part where you “have to develop a skill first”
I was homeless for years dealing with some issues but after watching Cameron and his vines I cleaned my life up and now I have a nice job, my own home, and a 60 foot yacht. Thanks Cameron 🙏🏻
And people pay for it. It’s so absurd and discouraging that I can see why people turn to taking advantage of others. Put a low level t shirt, product, content and just see if it sticks, then keep doing until the next thing. People will pay.
2017 CT: “we can’t talk too much about this funny story, it’s sidetracking from the main topic of this episode” 2020 CT: ”well... let’s all try whistling, I guess”
Nah, rome was already this vacuous and brainless centuries before they went under. That whole panem et circensens thing lasted rome its entire lifetime Dont buy into the narrative of rome falling from cultural degradation. It was mostly a slow political/economic decline
@@louschwick7301 some telltale signs also included: the empire being addicted to civil war for the better part of a century, succesion crises being the norm, and mob violence/assassinations/systemic corruption dominating the political system. With a sprinkle of plague and economic decline included of course.
This reminds of mid 00s MTV show where they follow this kinda attractive scater boy and his exploits. 50% of the shots is him and his squad slouched in couches. Love it.
I'm an old guy, and I love the fashion the kids are wearing these days. It's like clothes I grew up with but better fitting, better designed and with more colours.
@@caffeinatedbuffalosauce883 yeh I worked from 17 on and grew up on a farm...still though. Maybe it's my beard down to my chest who knows. Kid still looks 8
2:00 God, that is so profound. I mean those surgeons removing brain tumors, cardiac specialists and child oncologists are wasting their pathetic lives when they could be sticking out their tongue on social media making “fuck me” eyes to save an emo teen. These boys are doing God’s work.
I'm glad someone's finally talked about these young "influencers" lol The real vine Stars like Cody ko are the ones I've seen actually come out of the platform very funny and interesting.
I watch this, and I think how thankful I am that I am living a simple life in a relatively small town. I have a basic house, a basic Honda CR-V, and I enjoy beer. I have never been so thankful for being just me.
'The black guy is only there to give some cultural authenticity to the sagging of the pants' lmfao
Truth
Timestamp that shit Monica
"I didn't know what I was doing, but I was chasing my dream."
That filled me with so much goddamn rage and I can't even articulate why.
It's meaningless platitudes
its from someone who can literally do anything and everything but wastes it on drowning in narcissism and you realize that you never had even 1% of the opportunity this kid has, who'll end up like Rickty Cricket despite it all.
@@keithfilibeck2390 overdose at 27
I will laugh at him while I get evicted from my place.
He is right though, he has no idea what he's doing
Because they're douchebags and lying. They do nothing and the marketing team puts in work
They're like a boyband without the music.
It's crazy that people don't hate on them more. The only reason there isn't more hate is because they aren't on cable or whatever and boomers don't have to see them I guess. Remember how much venom people spewed at boybands in the 90's, meanwhile it actually takes a lot of skill. In retrospect, the music wasn't that bad compared to todays pop music also.
New Russia - same reason the Kardashian show succeeded: their audience also WANTS success without the other part where you “have to develop a skill first”
They're called "Cum Town"
The fuck are you talking about they've got it all: boys, band, black guy, what more could you want???
Reed Klein How dare you! They saved me from going on PornHub for as long as their clips last
“I’m just chasing life”
That’s odd, I’ve always been running away from life.
and i luuuuv chicken nuggets
plentyness jeez, pretty dark.
Have a little respect for the CEO of MagCon, bro..
Just the most npc possible thing to say
This video is gonna make me not be sober for a year.
This video is just the excuse i need to get drunk tonight.
This. Hoping to pick up some percs tonight.
Christ is the way lads
Finally, a reason to shoot up my eyeballs with heroin.
@@nickbooze9766 hell yeah!!!
Thanks to Cum Town, I've been hooked on pain medication for 3 years. Thank you for saving my life!
😂😂
I've been hooked on blue chew. I've never been harder in all of my gay life.
Thanks to cumtown I've been dependent on heroin the past 2 years of my life, thank you boys for the continuing downward spiral 🙃
I need to start drinking again.
do it
Kingus Pingus no u
I'll drink to that.
Hell yeah dude
The only thing keeping me sober is my expired ID
"If you saved a life like you've done a lot more than anyone done in an entire life" -Oscar Wilde
I thought that was from Sophocles...
It means you can murder someone and the judge has to let you go
That was so stupid I welcomed the end
"Gay mouth"
This phrase will forever be in my heart
It's so important to me.
One of the funniest things Adam has said 😂
@@bobolimasterflex7:30 “we wanna turn that ass out for you..every night, Daddy” is damn funny
“How you doin baby? I like chicken nuggets, BOOM!”
That line saved my life 💕
@@WoahthereIan helped me go clean for a year 🥺❤️
"I got this bucket of chicken, wanna do it?"
-Scout
That line was almost physically painful to hear
I’m a year clean because of that line
An all-star cast with Cameron Dallas, Drace Jordan, Trike Tracy, Trent Trillboy.
Trent is the best.
"Ouroboros of rape" might be one of the greatest phrases coined this century.
sounds like something an edgy 16 year old coined on a warhammer forum in 2005
it's what Hollywood should be renamed to
Human centipede but with penis instead of mouth
Is it rape if they’re raping each other?
@@jimvarney511 what an oddly specific thing to say. Makes me wonder what you were doing in 2005
The people who beat them up in Colon Germany are legends.
I wish I had the honours
I was stationed in Germany and the German dudes are like 0-6789999 in street fights so they must feel good to get that W
@@YankeeCommie untill you walk into hooligans
@@YankeeCommie yeah lmfao thats not true
@@YankeeCommie Germany was never the same after we handed them that L
I was homeless for years dealing with some issues but after watching Cameron and his vines I cleaned my life up and now I have a nice job, my own home, and a 60 foot yacht. Thanks Cameron 🙏🏻
How many 14 year old boys do you have living in your yacht
@@Cinerary I think it’s pretty clear that from the dimensions provided (60 feet), that’s enough room for roughly 30-40 boys
@@Rastafarianinjarookie numbers
I’ve been sober from judging zoomers for two years. This video made me fall of the wagon. Thank you
“Social media influencer”
Already I have intense distain for them
Based pajamapants
Pajamapants just gets it
Social media influencer AKA Wealthy waste of space.
@@michaelgraham9774 AKA dumb person revered by even dumber people
And what are they doing now? Nada
"It's an ouroboros of rape"
Nick is a philosopher and a poet, historically the most useless and hated people
I love him.
I thought the most hated people were, you know
well then you must be a philosopher too
@@bozotheclown11422nd most hated
@@bozotheclown1142 🐒
Historically the most gay
But not the most hated lol
“They don’t do anything” describes most of what’s out there as entertainment now
Describes exactly what the podcast CumTown™ is
@@rodiegreen8004 If this gay kid Cameron had half the laugh Stav does I'd be a fan.
@@rodiegreen8004 except it's funny.
Most entertainment now is talk shit about other nothing entertainment...
@@rodiegreen8004 yep
"And now I'm just bug chasing"
"I was raised by pee-pee and poo-poo"
I laughed too hard at this.
same haha
Damn if only them Germans beat them a little harder
WE TOLD YOU
Theyd probably look better, no joke. A little roughness to give their manufactured looks some character
Them Germans in "Colon"
In the forties or now?
"Germans"
This is like Kids (1995) but more alarming and depressing somehow.
At least with Kids there's no conceit of fame and glamour for living a vacuous, sociopathic existence
@@smokyprogg looks like these kids have less AIDS than the ones in Kids
Goddamn that's true
Great way to put it. Our children, girls in particular, are completely controlled.
@@B1G_D0G damn I was also going to do a 'spreading AIDS ' joke
I dont know if watching these edits is making me smarter or dumber
Dumber but what else is on. Settle for the tards, stay for the tards. Especially Stav the Cro-magnon bastard; got to love em.
Dumber but more honest.
You likely cant get any dumber
dumber but also better
Smarter at being dumb?
So now we have boy bands that don't even pretend to be musically talented
Janoy Cresva if you were to take that out of context, that describes almost every kpop performer.
Celebrity is weird.
And people pay for it.
It’s so absurd and discouraging that I can see why people turn to taking advantage of others. Put a low level t shirt, product, content and just see if it sticks, then keep doing until the next thing. People will pay.
If somebody pays me to do nothing, I'll take the money.
These are the type of guys to grow up and go on the show Bust House.
One last hang
G4P
Instagram was a mistake
I'm 9:55 clean because of you guys. You saved my life foreal
I love how they guy who calls Cologne a "bad place in the world" grew up in rural godforsaken Indiana
They all look like they grew up in the rich LA suburbs.
You know his hometown because you're a fan. Sus.
@@xxpatrick204xx it says it in the video bud
@@hokum0pokum oh look at this guy who paid attention like a nerd
What’s bad about corn and silence?
2017 CT: “we can’t talk too much about this funny story, it’s sidetracking from the main topic of this episode”
2020 CT: ”well... let’s all try whistling, I guess”
2020 - the year of boredom
Listen cum town is at its best when nick goes on autistic rants about fucking nothing, and Stav and Adam joining in.
@@GigaChadh976 facts
2022 CT: let’s brainstorm ways to make people stop watching but continue paying us
@@THEMATTHIAS225 stav is ruining the show, its all he talks about
these are the type of kids that swear out the teacher cause they won’t let them eat their mcdonald’s in class
"I was raised by pee pee and poo poo" XD
crying
“You saved my life for real!”
“Yeah, so like I’m more important than Drug counselors, and all I do is sing and perform, and like eat chicken nuggies.”
"wHaT dO yOu eVeN sAY tO tHAt?"
They don’t even really do music lolol
@@jamesfrancese6091 even better lmao I forgot all about this
This is what Rome must of been like in the final years before it went to shit.
Nah, rome was already this vacuous and brainless centuries before they went under. That whole panem et circensens thing lasted rome its entire lifetime
Dont buy into the narrative of rome falling from cultural degradation. It was mostly a slow political/economic decline
@@louschwick7301 I never thought I'd hear such a balanced take from a Cum Town comment section
@@louschwick7301 some telltale signs also included: the empire being addicted to civil war for the better part of a century, succesion crises being the norm, and mob violence/assassinations/systemic corruption dominating the political system. With a sprinkle of plague and economic decline included of course.
I bet they had a BLM protest and a fake virus too lol
The Roman empire was also done in by just spreading way too far into new territory.
*When I was a kid, I didn't know what I was chasing* .
But, I started chasing my dreams.
Now, I'm just chasing life.
Brilliant.
Chasing Cameron should just be thirty minutes of someone chasing a person named Cameron each episode starring a different person each time
This reminds of mid 00s MTV show where they follow this kinda attractive scater boy and his exploits. 50% of the shots is him and his squad slouched in couches. Love it.
Just came across this channel today and instantly subscribed. Got me in stitches.
Any girl who’s lived was save from cutting due to these vines had zero reason to be cutting in the first place.
@%101 Real [NOT FAKE !!!] or at least sterilized
I can think of 13 reasons why.
Gatekeeping cutting?
People who cut themselves have legitimate borderline personality disorder, no dumb not-boy band is going to solve that. See a therapist instead
Horizontal for attention, vertical for results..
That opening monologue for the show makes me think that Cameron has never had an original thought in his life.
my respect for the german people after seeing this 📈📈📈
Makes up for that bad thing they did before
"They have gay mouth".
I laughed so hard at that.
Funniest thing he’s ever said
My sister was an e girl that got invited backstage when they were still touring w Nash Grier. Nash can’t roll a blunt.
What a pussy
It's funny because he has ED
your sister def got a train ran on her by tik tok stars btw
@@vinny5638 fer suurree
@@vinny5638 I wish that was me
Elvis did have a case of the "gay mouth"
you are an incredibly talented video editor
@@turbomunch if you know anything about editing this shit takes time.
I recently saw this channel on my recommendation and I love it it’s funny no clickbait
“I had a 30 year heroin habit where I would do armed robberies but you saved my life and now I’m clean.”
I didn't know what I was chasing but now I'm chasing life
I'm an hour hooked on blow bc of you guys. Thanks so much
"I was chasing my dreams. Now I'm just chasing life."
I nearly fucking threw up.
I'm the perfect level of high to discover this series right now
8:45
Cool Adam dropping "gay mouth" is a great footnote in the legend of Cool Adam
These kids look like pallette-swapped sprites of each other... 🤣
Dude, your homeboy with the funny laugh kills me! Subbed😏
Man this would’ve been a great South Park episode
It LOOKS like a South Park episode
"Drace Jordan, Tryke Tracy, Trent Trillboi... ouroboros of rape." ...fkn wordsmith.
Shout out to everyone who liked the video before watching
I was addicted to crack, homeless and selling my body on the streets. After downloading tik tok i became a millionaire and own a private jet
I absolutely mean this, these are the best videos on UA-cam
Gay Mouth, I've never heard it before and even without the visuals everyone knows exactly what is meant by that.
I always called it fish mouth but gay mouth is on par.
The show is proof that as long as you look good, you've won at life, if you don't you've already lost.
ok incel
It's more like a cheat code that wears off when you're 30 or when you get a drug problem.
It would be stupid to not capitalize on one's God given traits.
@@KTF0 mine wore off before the drug problem. It's a real chicken and egg thing
I can take comfort in knowing they've probably been molested by their handlers countless times.
If Cameron Dallas saved your life, your life probably wasn't worth saving lol
I’ve never heard of a single one of these people, and I already despise them all.
Cameron literally saved my life.
Im using right now because of you :)
I'm an old guy, and I love the fashion the kids are wearing these days. It's like clothes I grew up with but better fitting, better designed and with more colours.
Guys! Right here. A year clean of bukkake since I stopped going to the Magcon guys' house. Thank you CAMERON!
Your podcast saved me 😆
These are the types of “celebs” that become heroin addicts years later
When all's your worth is a pretty picture to strangers online, heroin gonna sound great a few years later LMFAO 😂
TheFrogWhoLaughs tbf his life seems pretty shitty now
Hopefully
Inshallah
@@generalgk maybe not hope someone becomes a heroin addict, just becomes a better person.
Now he’s in rehab just chasing the dragon
Your videos are the funniest thing on YT.
“That’s how strong that patriarchy used to be”😂😂😂 LOOOL
That kid is 25, I'm 22 and that kid looks a 3rd of my age
They dress and talk like 12 year olds. At 25 i had finished college and working full time
You’ve probably had to work in your life
He was 19-21 in those clips.
Jim joe Kelly Stress ages you. These kids have never had to stress about shit
@@caffeinatedbuffalosauce883 yeh I worked from 17 on and grew up on a farm...still though. Maybe it's my beard down to my chest who knows. Kid still looks 8
2:00 God, that is so profound. I mean those surgeons removing brain tumors, cardiac specialists and child oncologists are wasting their pathetic lives when they could be sticking out their tongue on social media making “fuck me” eyes to save an emo teen. These boys are doing God’s work.
These boys all look like something you’d see in Second Life
random: “you helped me get through life”
random douchie kid: “i saved a girls life”
🙄
Just started watching you
LOVE IT!
You guys are ruthless
Keep it on
I legit thought the movie was a well-made satire but just realized all of this was real. What do I do now ?
watch the documentaries 'gothic king cobra' and 'american movie'.
When musically was i thing and i was in 6th grade i did a duet with Cameron and i now wake up in a cold sweat when i remember it
Most ppl don't realize that Cameron Dallas is actually older. He is currently 27 and when this came out he was 21
I started watching this while I was poopin. Thank you social media influencer...im sober now.
So the kid is following his dreams. But he's literally doing nothing. So what does that say about his dreams?
I like that Adam was exaggerating and still articulated it better than the actual clip of the guy
I'm glad someone's finally talked about these young "influencers" lol The real vine Stars like Cody ko are the ones I've seen actually come out of the platform very funny and interesting.
this video has kept me clean for 12 years
What pre-teen is a year clean from junk at 13?
Junk food, maybe?
The ones that are , are probably from third world countries homeless and on the streets , im pretty sure they wont be buying tickets.
@@sbstnpofadder Nope. That shit sounds like the US.
You never shot up a lil heroin with the boys?
Suburbanites
"an ouroboros of rape" - that's a quote for the poster
Someone finally dared to ask the question: can you make a boy band without actually making music?
I watch this, and I think how thankful I am that I am living a simple life in a relatively small town. I have a basic house, a basic Honda CR-V, and I enjoy beer. I have never been so thankful for being just me.
This was incredible
What podcast is this?
Friendship ended with Spermany, now ClangersTV is my best friend
Sup Clangers :) Love the bits.
They're all secretly the Backstreet Boys
skin puppets
Backdoor Boys
it would be so cool if people like this were subject to the draft.
Why do the kids sound like they’re giving elementary school book reports?
The Cum Boys saved my life :,)
rewatching this and seeing Shawn Mendez was one of these boys is kinda hilarious seeing he is the only one who did anything with this publicity
I really enjoy the music at the end of the videos.
1:40 "You know, if only people could have been doing this before, we could have saved a million relationships. I've saved thousands"
2:45 I love how nick wakes back up and gets right back into the conversation
Just found this channel. Needed something to laugh at and this hit all kinds of spots.
“How you doin baby? I like chicken nuggets. BOOM!” 😎