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The movie actually had a thirty minute deleted scene of Ben Affleck describing Bionicle lore
I desperately need to believe you. I'm gay
I'd watch that.
I just fucking laughed so hard. More than I should have.
Hell yeah dude
Holy shit, I read this and actually spit out what I was drinking. 😂😂😂
Damn this got me
Nick: Actually handsome has body image issues.
Stav: Actually fat has no body image issues.
Adam: Actually gay but has girl issues.
🤣🤣🤣
Stav has extreme body issues lmao what are you talking about
@@oggiggs "body image issues"
@Sir Scrotus nah he gets real defensive regularly. The man is too dumb to pretend even on an audio only.
@@sakarisalomaa2174 hes only ever really got defensive when nick said he was gonna die the vast majority of the time he jokingly combats fat jokes to keep the flow
I like how Nick is complaining about having light facial hair for their small skit and now has a Taliban beard.
he went full alqueda
@@bonivermectin4087 Al Gayeda.
He shaved the beard recently, back to the way he looks at 0:35
@@UFO_PILOT That sux ;(
@@ChucksSEADnDEAD hell yeah dude
‘I looked like shit’ - nick when he looks good
Fishing for compliments from gay men and you fell right into the trap
Talking about facial tics when it’s probably just the coke
Not much could ever beat the bit called, "Nick literally doing drugs on air". Search for it, it's an all-timer.
The dude in nightcrawler was a full blown psychopath
@Skip Passover Not a big detail but the music was horrendous and didnt fit at all with what was happening in the movie
@Skip Passover maybe capeshit or transformers is more your speed, perhaps a little caillou
@@godiebeard thank you, it fucking sucked lol
@@haltern631 how did you come up with that from his comment lol
@Skip Passover if you think nightcrawler was a shit film you have horrible taste in movies
Nick “I don’t mind the gay stuff” Mullen
Do any of us?
@@fluffy9071 not only do I not mind it ... it's always on my mind
Lmao
“Im not autistic, I’m just rude.” So relatable
It's the same thing
@@narxes no, I'm normal.
Nick saying he looks like he has neurological disease while descripting his neurological disease
I think he looks quite handsome
@@lazyboi5726 I agree, the stache with stubble is a good look
@@travus111 He is handsome and I am gay
@Sir Scrotus no. I'm actually non binary.
Him with the full gandalf wizard beard is better
Nick is hot and ripped but Stav is the one with bulletproof confidence. Let that be a lesson to us all, fellas.
The lesson is to get fat?
Should I get bald and toothless too?
hes also bulletproof by himself
Stav actually sucks, don't be like Stav.
stav's a paper tiger running an hour long bluff of confidence twice a week. he's a depression case.
These edits add so much to the already plentiful humor of this show. Never stop
Hear, hear!
Too right. Noticed this so much compared to other clips
It really does. Podcasts get easily boring if you listen to them with nothing else to do while listenning. The editing's great.
“I just do gay stuff with my body and it always bothers me” along with that shot was perfect
This is easily the best cumtown channel because of the effort put into the editing
what is cum town? i've been binging this channel all week and never figured out what it meant
I love the end music too for some reason lol
I found out about cumtown the same way thru this channel and didn't know what it meant. Cumtown is the name of the podcast that this channels clips are from.
@@ThePikeOfDestiny Same here had no idea who they were until I realized these were just clips from a podcast. The podcast has a 24/7 stream of past episodes that has been giving me life.
@@ForExampleJon look up the animated cumtown vids from the account ‘grift rocket’
I liked the part in the accountant where he killed a lot of people, as an autistic person myself I liked the idea that any of us can perpetrate overwhelming violence on you normies at the drop of a hat. Also, because I'm autistic, I know that unless I specify, you'll never be able to tell if this is a joke or if I could snap at any second.
this is so fucking funny
how distracting would a spinny light, a pile of blocks not organised by size, or a passing firetruck be for you
@@LSDOvideos *sweating profusely*
Would you hijack a plane if it wasn't Qantas?
This is why you get bullied in school
"My wife's dead!" A great slogan for the rebranding of Pepsi.
i went through a phase where for about 3 months i was listening to cum town constantly, and ever since then, i've never been able to really get into the show again, but occasionally i'll watch clips, and this channel is the best.
Lol I did the same thing. Cumtown gets predictable after a little while. Still come to clangers from time to time and get the highlights.
that must be a blessing, the show has consumed my life for going on two years at this point
Most of their humor can get old.
Yeah it gets old. But seeing the old stuff again is great after a while
@@danielmaster8776 every time I listen to Robocop-Batman-Showgirls I laugh really loud
I'm amazed by your ability to pull together the same very specific topic from multiple episodes that are years apart. You're a legend Clangers.
"There's definitely at least ten more accountants"
Always nice to see the american classic "Brain Man" referenced
"Yeah, I'm normal" - Nick Mullen
“Does he ride a train at all in the movie?”
It’s very Adam of Adam to misinterpret the main character of nightcrawler as autistic instead of psychopathic and then dismiss the movie.
He misinterpreted Dasha as a nice person instead of a psychopath.
Nick has a constant fluoride stare.
I need more nick talking about his self diagnosed diseases
Nick's rainman impression makes me die everytime
Nick going from saying Ben was unrealistic to saying he’s doing a good portrayal
Nick is literally what the internet describes Ryan Gosling to be
minus most of his actual accomplishments
Once me and my ex were super stoned. I was scanning for movies to watch and pitched her the idea that this film would be Ben Affleck trying to be autistic and how fucking hilarious it would be. Like he's amazing with women and talks smooth as fuck but every now and then they just have him do something weird to seem autistic. Even funnier considering my little brother is autistic so we know what it's actually like
Can you explain to me what autistic really means? All the vids and articles ive found dont really explain it well. To me it just seems like just a socially awkward, blunt person.
@@juniorsanchez7441 sure man - it’s a developmental disorder that is highly varied so it’s hard to nail it down, however there are a number of characteristics that suggest asd (autism syndrome disorder). Mainly, autistic people NEED routine and react negatively to changes in rhythm - this can be the way objects in the house are arranged (my little brother will get upset if the taps on the sink are facing the wrong way). A lot of autistic people struggle to communicate or speak, which means sometimes they will have a meltdown and their family have no idea what triggered it. Meltdowns look very similar to a temper tantrum but the difference is they are not their fault - they physically cannot deal with the stress caused by the situation and may resort to smashing things and screaming. Some are very intelligent and struggle due to self awareness, but can live independently like in the film - others considered less intelligent may have more “direct” issues integrating with society and may need to live with a carer. Either way - it’s a poorly understood group of disorders and because autism isn’t a noticeable upon a glance , many people mistake it for poor behaviour and naughtiness. I had no idea what it was before my little brother was born, I still use “autistic” as a joke or a name that I call my friends - but it is a serious condition and I’ll have to look after him for the rest of my life now. There’s a video here that shows a kid similar to my brother - he isn’t being rude or ignorant. He literally just doesn’t communicate how we do and processes information differently, he lets out noises for stimulation fb.watch/8A5OsxsQ8j/
Will Crann you’re good brother my dude, stay strong.
they thought i was autistic when i was a little kid, then later on it turned out it was just primary psychopathy
@@juniorsanchez7441 "To me it just seems like just a socially awkward, blunt person."
Thats what all the light cases look like and what most kids you meet with it have, but its much more than that. Autistic people lack something called "Theory of Mind." Theory of Mind is the ability to imagine what someone else is thinking, and normal people do this so easily they have no idea this is even a concept.
Let's say that you live with someone, and this someone likes cookies. They have a cookie stash of their expensive Pepperidge Farms, and they savor eating one when they come home. Then lets say you eat the last of the cookies, and just as you finish the cookies your housemate comes home. You know that your housemate will immediately see the cookies missing and get pissed. An autistic person will not realize this intuitively and be caught off guard. This is a bit of an extreme example but some autistic people are this bad. Another example is that an autistic person can't fathom that anyone would not like Sonic the Hedgehog. Understanding what other people feel is really hard for them, and they fixate on things other people don't give a shit about, and reading between the lines in any social situation is impossible without lots of work.
Autism comes with a whole host of other weirdness but theory of mind is the big one. Some can overcome this by just working really hard to pantomime being normal and some don't.
I love how adam cant understand that the guy in night crawler is a bad guy
The only thing I remember from The Accountant is the most anticlimactic final showdown ever put on film.
For real. It's like they had to write the third act the night before turning in the script.
Yeah you had Batman and the punisher..... nothing happened
No, that would be the ending of Gabriel.
5:43 so glad Adam finally got in a good riff 😆
I wish we could've gotten a riff on the movie Pi.
"Stavros, what are you doing? You're going insane!!"
"No! I must find it! The secret to the stock market and the true name of God is hidden somewhere in these pies! I must eat them all to know the truth!"
I love that movie, peak Jew
the accountant shoulda got an award for best comedy
Nick looks so much better in that skit than he does now. Also I'm gay
3:10 In nightcrawler there's no reference about the protagonist being autistic, He is more of a psychopath
Unironically one of my favorite movies ever.
It's fucking fantastic, they really need to make a sequel.
@@willshogren1987you’re getting your wish
Holy shit the clips you edited in of him actually having that issue with his face made me laugh. Where did you find those? Fucking great editing
ua-cam.com/video/-mRPAEG1wCY/v-deo.html
Those aren't even some of his worse tics you can find online. I've seen some were it looks like he is tweaking
The funniest thing about the tics is that they wouldn't be so noticeable if he didn't try to actively control them. You can actually tell the second his mind goes "oh fuck I bet this looks weird" and he tries to change it. More distracting than any "weirdness" is.
redeye
He's definitely at least slightly autistic
Acting without emotion. Vin diesel does that every movie
Totally agree with autistic symptoms becoming more salient in adulthood for some of us.
Puberty definitely accelerated it for me, and Nick's totally right when you're a kid you have time to adapt and pantomime what you believe is acceptable human behavior to get along (literally "pretending to be normal").
@@FungusMossGnosis maybe you haven't even found out you're not normal yet, and you just automatically pretend you're like all the other kids.
@@FungusMossGnosis that's totally what I did, basically growing up I became (appeared) less weird as time went on because every time I fucked up socially I was like "okay, do NOT say that again" until I had learned what you can and can't say, not because I genuinely understand, but through trial and error.
I've watched this clip 3 times and the Jason Born-blue line just made me choke
Except Nightcrawler is a good movie.
Nightcrawler was hella good
Also not autism. Also Antisocial Personality Disorder. Also I'm gay.
How about “Ben reserved afflect”
lmao
Genius. And 99% of Cumtown fans won't get it tbh
Nick is unironically dreamy.
Thank you for the upload, Clangers 🙏
The Accountant was great and terrible at the same time, still though, way better than The Way Back, where Affleck plays an alcoholic basketball coach
I just wish they cut out the whole basketball part and just showed Ben trashed at his house, parking lots and the bar the whole 2 hours lol
Lol look up their review of the way back. I haven’t even seen it but it’s a funny clip
@@nickmattio3397 yeah, lol, remember at the end he picked up a late-30’s barfly and broke into a house that wasn’t his? 😂 forget about basketball 2 hours of that would be priceless
@A Shivering Truth They-a finally gotta the big meatball!
@@CashanovaXTREME I mean it was breeding time for Ben at that point I was rooting for Ben big time lol
I'm gay.
Hi Gay, I'm dad.
Ben Affleck is real good at playing Ben Affleck
@gian franco. Well he was pretty much playing himself in The Way Back and Gone Girl. It’s no surprise that Ben Affleck is best playing a deadbeat alcoholic that everyone hates, because that’s who he is in real life.
Nick is becoming more and more like Dennis Reynolds
Well they both carry tools
What is the N.I.C.K. system?
"i havent even begun to peak"
Theyre like videogame characters whove figured out what they want during their last run and are now min-maxing their current playthrough
They way Robert De Niro pretends to be disabled in awakenings makes me laugh everytime
Shopping carts terrify me
This is the one and only clip channel I follow
Cum Town is my favorite special-needs podcast, they tick all the boxes for being extremely fucking special n' gey
Clangers, the last man standing
The doorbell edit was
I’m convinced stav has a sub 90 IQ
Dude, wtf? The accountant was great!
The Kingpin from Daredevil is also autistic, and played by an actual autistic guy. Favorite example personally
Michael Clark Duncan
The actor in the Netflix show isn’t autistic
RIP Norm.
Another Clanger banger
I’m one minute in and I have an evil smile on my face already.
The stupidest thing about Ben Affleck is his ever changing hairline/toupee but denying that he wears a rug
It was good. I expected it to suck but it wasn't that bad. Maybe my bar was so low that it stunned me at how okay if was lol
Why the fuck hasn't there been an Accountant sequel yet? That really needs to happen.
I am an autist. Ben Affleck/ the movie did a decent job of showing how autists very often have to have an extreme moral code, smile gently at people to try and make them at ease, struggle to sit down and do nothing, often upset people by telling the truth, and get very upset if they have set themselves a plan to finish something and are interrupted. And yes, I think we do tend to be quite happy to use violence when someone has behaved in an unacceptable way to us. I don’t know why this mental state evolved in us but I think before modern society and it’s focus on homogeneous behaviour we did better; we are the people who want to sit quietly and get something done. Just get every autist a job they enjoy and you’d soon forget they even exist, they will quietly go about their lives without ever a peep.
lots of ways of being autistic, I don't think autists are generally more violent than any other person. I tend to do whatever I can to stay away from any kind of conflict, but I'm maybe not the typical autist perhaps.
No one asked
@@turbomunch Nobody needs to.
@@turbomunch no one asked you to say "no one asked".
I literally checked my door before I heard you say the doorbell was at your place!!
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Nick was really good in that film he did recently as some arrogant asshole hogging a pool table. Was actually surprised by how interesting the scene was, his character builds an uneasy agreement with a couple that in another film would have just punched him in the face
Charlie Hunnam flashes a gun at him or something, i'd really love to see Nick in more shit but he might be too radioactive at this point after his Super Bowl IBM ad fiasco.
Hell yeah dude
@Pierce Moore Jungleland
Nick and Adam and Stav are my favourite gay dads
Billy bob Thornton in sling blade is the best special needs character acting
So from what i can conclude from this video is that having autism is just sigma male grind set
Nice sync on the door closing
“He’s just weird” hahaha
2:57 - NO TOUCHING!
I actually kinda remember liking this film for what it was. Wouldn’t have minded seeing a sequel.
That one scene where he was blasting death metal and flashing lights and stuff was pretty interesting.
Ben Affleck as Lex Fridman
holy fuck i had to take a breather after “jason bornblue” that one got me
Is this the only episode where Adam talks and contributes?
Lmaooo the brain man part got me
A tactile defensive martial artist. Nothing short of supernatural.
Bits that rip plot holes that are actually explained by the movie you skipped. Golden.
exactly the vides are funny but i wish they stop that
You aren't watching for the deep film criticism
@@travus111 agreed but sometimes its cool if they actually watch it
@@travus111 ha.. can’t argue there
I honestly dont know how adam misunderstood nightcrawler that badly
"Jason Born Blue" XD
The doorbell tricked me
Hell yeah dude
Just realized he looks like 'binging with babish' but with hair
would love to hear cumtowns take on corey feldmans ascension millennium
5:01 there was absolutely no reason for that line hahahaha
I haven't seen the accountant but based on your description, my guess about why he's being investigated has to do with being an accountant for drug cartel.
This is pretty funny
my boys wicked smat
Nick with his tics is literally the cute socially awkward nerd who gets bullied by the hot mean girls, but then Stephanie sees something in him and as they open up to each other they both come out of their shells in a romcom coming this summer
Has anyone ever told you how -gay- excellent your edits are, man? The bomb!
@ClangersTV are the wipes in this a deliberate Adam reference??
Seems like Ben Affleck still can't get over being second to Matt Daemon, also with the excuse to put even less effort into his acting
Yes
0:25 was spot on lmfao
I really like these guys. And I'm blaaaaack.
5:05 some of the funniest shit I’ve seen