@@eitanr actually, to the satanist Satan represents freedom, rebelión, and even happiness, the satanist aren't even bad guys, or even believes in satan, we are just some atheist who like the pentagrams
Satan or Iblis in certain Islamic branches is ironically God's most devoted follower which is why he tortures non believers with temptations of committing evil. ua-cam.com/video/jboJkEgZGnc/v-deo.html
Orthodox Christianity slaughtered and censored the Gnostics yet their interpretation of Satan resembles the Demiurge (the Lovecraftian creator god) rather than an entity consistent with Christian teachings.
That depends of the satanism denomination. Some groups are atheistic, like a parody of christianism not very different than the non-satanic church of flying spaghetti monster, or merely a theme for their sex and drugs club... others do believe God exists and he's evil and a tyrant (not unlike Yaweh in the Old Testament) and Lucifer is a liberator who opposes him. Clearly influenced by gnosticism... Other denominations are polytheistic, mixing several gods and religions...
@@starsnipe-yp5hx True,everyone have their rights to believe what they think is right. If our God didn't forced atheists(or other religions) to believe in him,why should we?
@@chief2665 honestluy real life lore is just as crazy. we just take it for granted because we've seen it. For example, tigers should be regarded as mythical beasts but we know they exist so we just disregard them
@@Randosquidz Honestly, yeah, I think the big bang was simply god creating the universe. Not to discredit the theory, I just find science and Christianity cool, like how Ultrakill or Doom mixes scientific weapons with Christianic mythological enemies.
Albert einstein did not believe in a personal or a religious god, rather believed in an abstract form that is the reason of the reality, rather than a human being.
Christianity: God creates the laws of the universe. Atheism: laws of universe shape life Buddhism: life trascends beyond Satanism: hehehe we are gonna piss of so many people.
Technically there is proof not only coexistence but also cooperation all over history: Science helps to perfect religious practices by telling which miracles/events are fake or legit, while religion either helps science to see which procedures are ethical or by shielding it from catastrophic events when governments look away. I think there even was a document from the popes about the importance of non-believers in the world, pretty neat stuff.
@Magolor because of politicians mostly, cases like the french revolution, british eugenics, nazi germany and soviet union show the "science vs religion" mentality is mostly an artificial way to divide and conquer the population... while denying science at the same time (killing Lavoisier, exposing natives from africa in a zoo like animals and denying scientifical facts about crops because they sound "too capitalistic" come to mind)
@Magolor Because you can't teach Creationism in the same veil as Darwin's Theory of Evolution. One has been studied and pretty much has proof while the other is, and I'm being generous, hearsay of another hearsay of another hearsay from the mouth of a man who read a book written by another man that used to be Christ's apostle.
Explanation:Buddhist believed that everyone have Sin(Something like that)after they die in forst life will recreation as anything Animal humans etc. Until they paid all the sins from they first live if they do more sins they will still recreation until they paid all of it and that is when its over
Despite being an atheist, I do like a bit of Christian lore and history. Knights are awesome and the Renaissance depiction of angels are excellent. Radiant winged humans are some of my favorite iconography, especially in the Christian style. Archangel Michael is epic in nearly every depiction. Truly glorious. Edit: Yes. I know about the biblically accurate angels, it’s why I said Renaissance depiction lol
Christian lore and historical events are genuinely very fascinating to dive into whether you take it as fact or fictional. It’s a whole incredible story.
Christian history is just history though (and a very cruel one), and Christian books are just books, you might like them, but it really doesen't make them anymore true
Atheist here, most satanists believe the same things as us, but with a clear set of morals written down. Very few of them actually believe in or worship Satan. The ones that do however, are questionable.
Hey, I love atheist and others. I have a atheist friends. I honestly believe Evolution and God. I just wish more people didn't just mock us and have their opinions so we all could just be a bit more nicer to each other, insteaf of argue every interaction about us.
@@tranidite how to beat a nihilist in any conversation: “if life has no meaning, and my beliefs have no meaning, then doesn’t that mean you trying to convince me of nihilism has no meaning? And believing in nihilism also has no meaning? Why don’t you try to kill yourself to show that life has no meaning. Oh? You don’t want to? Well then you’re not really nihilistic are you?”
@@zzztriplezzz5264 What is this ridiculous paragraph. Us nihilists argue that there is no objective value. Meaning there is no good or bad. I don't end my own life because I like being alive, it's overall pretty fun for me. Nihilism only brings despair to those who are mentally weak and need some kind of cope like religion or ideology.
Same here. I only got one thing that i do else: if a missionaire or somebody who thinks he is one comes to me to bring me to their religion i tell them all the red flags of their religion and why i am atheist.
Reminds me of the of an arch priest (or something, I'm not good at remembering titles) that before he became a dedicated Christian he was a nuclear physicist who also worked for NASA.
@@mjt1517 The swastika was an ancient symbol of peace that predated the rise of Nazi Germany, and yet people still associate it with that. Funny how symbols can take different meanings
@@lumethecrow9808 Not was, still is. Only the west associates it with Hitler and the Nazi party, eastern cultures still use it for its meaning prior to Hitler using it.
@@blackoutninja from what i've seen that's not true. christians who don't like atheists are usually middle-aged karens, and atheists who don't like christians are usually redditors. any sane person can respect someone's religious beliefs
There's like, many types of satanism, the one you mention here with the values and all the principles and that's atheism with symbolics just called satanism, there's antitheists who rebel against their parents, and then there's actual devil worshippers who are still satanists but use markers for their denominations and paths. Guy who made the video probably wanted to say the second or third but named the first by not choosing a denomination
FUN FACT: The upside down cross is actually the symbol for ST. Peter. When he was was to be executed by the Romans he said he did not wish to die the same way the Lord did, as he did not feel worthy, so they crucified him upside down. I am not sure how it came to be associated with satanists, either they straight up stole it or someone got confused.
@@iputapipebombintoyourmailb6210 Pretty much. What people have to realize evil organizations will not look to seem evil but instead find symbols that mean something good and use it to help mask the truth of their organization.
@@furimindustries3410 or they were foolish enough to think that simply flipping it upside down was enough to signify that they oppose the belief. after all, mirror reversing a cross still just leaves you with a cross, so they had to go the other way. why they didn't use a black goat or pentagram instead is beyond me, but here we are
No one seems to know what satanism is, it isn’t worshipping Satan, it’s taking accountability and not just asking for forgiveness from some god, satanists are normally better people than Christians or other religions people
Honestly given how much of a dick the world is the idea of God being a dickwad has potential, and heck, this is coming from a Catholic! Christianity believes the evil in the world traces back to bad human choices, demons/Satan, and things that needed to happen, however, which I think is more accurate. Believe what you want to though.
Imagine worshiping a being that got yeeted out of heaven, and has to rely on manipulating people as a way to cope for being eternally humiliated by God 😂😂 Edit: Welp, I didn't know that Satanism was really a thing until I saw the sheer amount of non ironic satanist storming my notifications. Still it's funny how I upset so many of them tho XD.
@@spawnofchaos9422 Well, yes and no. The Norwegian Blackmetal from the 90s was mostly about being really, really edgy. So they could be pagan and satanist at the same time, as long as it annoys christans. The church burnings were partially odinist, however as it was apparently to show that christianity was a foreign power in Norway. Modern black metal however can be about anything, paganism and satanism being popular themes, as is depression and mental illness in general.
@@dangerjoe8911 Yeah, I know about this. It's just that when I hear black metal, the first thing that comes to my mind is Burzum, Varg Vikernes to be more specific.
I also listen to metal and i respect religion and I also agree with science and all that we can prove with methods, I have my own philosophy, I have moral and I know how to improve and help others, satanism is just a bunch of people that don’t understand the danger they are in by letting demons hurt them
@proffesional-gamer ive probably seen 2 "atheists" in my life which turned out to be childish jerks who just go againsts peoples beliefs just to piss people off
Christianity and atheist are like the two friends that always argue and then satanism is just that neighbors kid that always trys to jump in to the conversation.
Why would a Satanist try to join a conversation with Christians, they can’t even read their own book and just believe only a few lines that support what they already wanna think
Atheists lore is stuff that actually happened like the creation of the universe and the start of all life from a single cell while christian lore is mostly (but not all) fictional but so deep and interesting that even the Warhammer 40k lore is nothing compared to it.
@@White82206 i had a hard time coming up with an original youtube channel name so i just came up with: 1337 because i always choose the 'Leet skin in counter-strike, wood because that was a random thing in my mind at the time, and Wood1337 didn't sound right so I just added another Elite at the beginning :3
Christian lore is about worshipping an entity that could cause your destruction at the snap of the finger(or wing) Atheist lore(aka accepted scientific theory) is about the transformation of matter into further complex(or sometimes simpler) forms Satanist lore is "lets make a fake satanic church to call out the issues with religious fundamentalism and blind traditionalism" if you are laveyan and "lets worship our deity" if you were a non-christian during a "certain time in history"
Christianity: "The Dinosaurs all drowned in the Great Flood." Atheists: "The Dinosaurs all burned to death after the Earth was hit by a giant space rock." Satanists: "Look guys, I turned the cross upside down because Church bad!"
@Turma Do godzilla We find them in the ground because they died a long time ago and they got buried in sediment in such a way that they fossilized. "The Great Flood," a global deluge that killed everyone but one family, absolutely did not happen and even if it had, dinosaurs would have dead for tens of millions of years before humans existed to be wiped out.
Christianity lore: this character created everything Atheist lore: just science Satanist lore: we believe that this character's worst enemy is cooler than him
When you realize evolution is one of the creation’s methods of ascending back up, returning to, and becoming one with the God consciousness, the first two lores become one and you get a clearer picture. That’s a key point within the New Age philosophies.
I'm personally not religious, but my favorite way I've ever heard creationism and evolution be combined is to ask the question "who are we to say what a day is for God?" I.e., one of the most common arguments by creationists against evolution is that in the Bible it clearly states that god created everything in seven days and the earth is only 6000 years old. But on the flip side, we are just mortals, who are we to decide what years and days are for a being as grandiose as Him.
@@lorddevilfish5868 It’s interesting you said that because one of the books I’m reading on the topic has the entity who’s supposedly being channeled to write the book claim that in the past they were responsible in part for inspiring some early philosophy’s that eventually grew into Hinduism.
Good point. Darwin never said he spited or denied god. "In my most extreme fluctuations I have never been an atheist in the sense of denying the existence of a God.- I think that generally (& more and more so as I grow older) but not always, that an agnostic would be the most correct description of my state of mind."
Christianity scores FAR higher on the b.i.t.e model than satanism btw,y'now the thing that's used to determine if something is a cult or not. just saying...
@@ninipanini966 Literally only condescending to people who are first disrespectful to us. your entitled to your opinion but you should seriously do research before forming opinions. looking up the seven satanic tennants is where I reccomend you start so that you can actually understand what we truly believe
@@Sethanimate I mean I told a friend why Jewish people can’t have pork he said it’s was because of a disease contracted by pigs the same goes for islam
Honestly man, and I don't believe that he created everything in six literal days. Like when he created human I like to think that he was actually jump starting life on Earth and subsequent evolution. And that he didn't create our body's in his image, but rather our conscience, which is in my head why out of every other species on Earth that evolved in the same conditions we actually have self awareness. Dunno if I took that too far.
@@bennothetenno3988 As a fella christian, I'm scared of how much I agree with you lol also, "let there be earth and skies separate from the seas" weren't actually "earth", "sky" and "sea", but rather the 3 (main) states of matter we know today
@@bennothetenno3988 "And that he didn't create our body's in his image, but rather our conscience" well duh, this is the most obvious interpretation. everyone interprets God's word differently, but when I read verse 26 of chapter 1 of Genesis, that is what I thought it meant. In every version it starts with something like "Let us make mankind in our image, in our likeness". You can only refer to the plural when you are also talking about the object you created/split from. God is a supernatural being, just like how our consciousness is supernatural. God copied himself, making our consciousness be like Him. At least thats how I interpreted it. Whether that means that evolution came after this or not I do not know (neither does anyone really, it's a theory that has not been proven yet), but does it really matter if evolution is real or not?
@@bennothetenno3988 This isn't really far off from the text. The 6 days refers to 6 undetermined periods of time, not 144 hours. And I doubt human flesh looks like God, but our mind and consciousness does.
When you think about it, both Atheist Lore and Christian Role are epic. They all have epic moments like how Moses split an ocean in half or how a fragment of earth is now the moon
Cristian Lore: "And then God said: 'let there be light!' And there was light." Atheist: "And in this malestrom brought about by the cataclysmic birth of space and time, gravity forged the stars from the swirling cosmic dust."
I find it funny how Satanists tried to make an “unholy and blasphemous” symbol just by turning the cross upside down. But with the upside down cross being a symbol for St. Peter’s crucifixion, it backflipped back into being a holy symbol again.
The ignorance of Satanism in this comment chain is pretty funny. You guys don't even know the Pentagram or the Sigil of Baphomet are the main symbols, because, ironically, that's all you see in the media. Satanism is a humanist religion that has no bars on, for example, gay people or sex before marriage. We don't tell people they have free will and then punish them for doing something that hurts no one including themselves because "God said so" Our tennants are literally about peace and humanist respect for one and other You haven't read them though, have you? Probably too afraid to click on the Temple's sodding website.
Christian:Never thought I'd die fighting side by side with an Atheist Atheist:How about side by side with a friend? Christian: Aye I could do that Satanist: Orc grumbling noises
All I'm going to say is that in Mexico there once was a satanic cult and drugs, human sacrafices, corpse desicration and a fucking container full of rotting human remains and organs for a ritual were an almost daily basis.
Funnily enough, Christians, at least us Catholics, pretty much are in agreement with Science. So basically, you get the whole connected lore between two fandoms in one package.
@@kolhenlix saying that were kids, is an understatement. Reading that part, we can tell that they weren't little children but rather a teenagers. They know what blasphemy is so there was a right to punish them.
As an athiest that is so true lol there is one edgy emo 14 year old at school that is a satanist (well thats what he acts like) and me and my friends make fun of him for that lol
Christian lore: a man splitting the sea Athiest lore: ejecting a gy called subject 84 into the 12th dimension and the metaphysical layer of the multiverse Satanist lore: they think they cant die
i'm an atheist but i'd like to correct this anyway: Satanism has nothing to do with the devil or devil-worship, Satanists dont believe in God OR the Devil. it's just a normal religion with a very unfortunate choice of name and a lot of bad portrayals in media
@ImJC1 Not exactly, darling, there are primarily two subcategories of Satanism. The extremists that nobody likes and actually believe in an attempt for onslaught- and those- like me and countless others- who don't believe in god nor the devil. We just believe in "Be yourself and don't be a dick in the process" lmao x
@ImJC1 it's what they call the "laveyan" part of satanism where, while they are basically atheists, they still use satanic symbols to mock christians but always end up looking like clowns, like most satanists anyway
@@KandiKontent @ImJC1 Not really, lol, but I can understand the confusion. We are often called Atheist Satanists which would be pretty accurate but we do follow sins and rules of our own- alongside just delving into christian lore with our own theory on why Satan betrayed God in the first place! For example, "The commandments you have set in place are unjust and cruel" or it could just be that he's a dick. Nonetheless, I think it's just a fun way to embrace some new rules to life and our own society and follow what christians call "evil" in which is legit just human instincts- like lust and shit- just not to go overboard lmao. It's also a fun aesthetic because goat heads and candles are awesome kekw.
@@Hiroheim It does look like that, doesn't it, but insulting and taking the piss out of people who just want to follow something that makes them feel comfortable is a bit dick-ish in itself, isn't it? We aren't hurting anybody lol
Bro that rock just used duplication glitch☠️ Anyways Muslim lore: I’ll send this guy down named Jesus to do something (I’m Christian,this is all I know, ok?) 🗿👉❤️🩹->❤️. 👨🏽👨🏻🧑🏻🧔🏽♀️👳🏽♂️👳🏽♂️ “it’s god!” “I am god” Allah: wut duh hell happened (I’m Christian, I only know this)
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What the fuck doin Kaiser Wilhelm and Tsar Nickolas II in there 😭😭😭
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Agnostic lore: I'll guess I'll find out when I die.
As a Christian, is Agnostic just someone who doesn't know?
guys I get it, thanks for your explanation but my nots are getting a little annoying
@@oiopquatro4846 nah it's more like..
"Yeah, I KNOW I know, but do I really know? I'll just wait."
@@ruleroftime thank you, I spent too much time thinking it was just non-annoying atheist.
Now I've learned
@@oiopquatro4846 Kinda. I can't 100% say God exists or not because the human mind is too small to think outside of the universe.
im agnostic and yes that's agnostic lore
Greek myth lore:
⚡ "I'm horny"
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Norse mythology:
🐍🔨🍺⚡👴🪡
💀💀😃😡⚡️🧍♂️🪨⛰️
Ferian Mythology:
📕✍️📜🔥🌄☄️
My lore: 👶🏻🧒🏻👦🏻🧔🏻♂️🚘💥☠️
Rasict lore: 🇬🇧👴🏻🔪🇿🇦👴🏿🩸💀
Atheists and Christians watching this video; 🤝
As an atheist, let's all agree both Christian and Atheist lore goes crazy.
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As a Christian, i respect your opinion, frien
Your goddamm right it is
@@Serial_Designation_FS The only person on earth who's ever said that
@@badboy-18 wdym?
The worst part is that the reversed cross is actually the cross of St Peter, a totally legit Christian symbol
It’s actually sad they can turn good things to evil
@@krakenassassin7805 Satan is the very personification of "turning good things to evil"
Most of satanist don't use the inversed cross
The ‘actual’ Satanist symbol is an inverted crucifix, not a cross, but those are too hard to draw for most people
@@eitanr actually, to the satanist Satan represents freedom, rebelión, and even happiness, the satanist aren't even bad guys, or even believes in satan, we are just some atheist who like the pentagrams
Even Satan himself believes in God,yet satanists don’t…strange
Satan is just doing his job, than a bunch of annoying stans keep lusting over him
Satan or Iblis in certain Islamic branches is ironically God's most devoted follower which is why he tortures non believers with temptations of committing evil.
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@@lorddevilfish5868 literally what the 7 princes of hell do lmao
Orthodox Christianity slaughtered and censored the Gnostics yet their interpretation of Satan resembles the Demiurge (the Lovecraftian creator god) rather than an entity consistent with Christian teachings.
That depends of the satanism denomination. Some groups are atheistic, like a parody of christianism not very different than the non-satanic church of flying spaghetti monster, or merely a theme for their sex and drugs club... others do believe God exists and he's evil and a tyrant (not unlike Yaweh in the Old Testament) and Lucifer is a liberator who opposes him. Clearly influenced by gnosticism...
Other denominations are polytheistic, mixing several gods and religions...
Atheist: Usually Science
Christian: DEEP LOOOOORE!!!
Satanist: Forgetting that Saint Peter existed.
@@Derricklon29 yeah
Satanist gotta be the most dumb aoecie on Earth@@Derricklon29
@@Derricklon29where’s the bomb
as a satanist we don’t claim the saint peters cross- that’s a misconception usually from religious horror films 😭
@@whosny3261"as a satanist" go ahead and stop right there
Atheist: the big bang created the universe
Christians: No it’s god that created the universe
Me: god created the big bang
Virgin Satanic "lore" vs Chad Christian lore vs Chad Atheist lore
Nah as a christian i respect athiest
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He did respect the Atheists, by saying they were Chad's as well
@@thalmoragent9344 Ye im saying that we arn not fighting athiest (some of us normal christains atleast) that we are together fine
@@starsnipe-yp5hx True,everyone have their rights to believe what they think is right.
If our God didn't forced atheists(or other religions) to believe in him,why should we?
Virgin Satanic lore vs the gigachad lords of Christian and Atheists lore
Christians 🤝 atheists
Having good storyline
As an atheist I say the Christian lore is cooler imo
@@chief2665 atheist lore is more in depth but Christian lore is just built different
@@chief2665 honestluy real life lore is just as crazy. we just take it for granted because we've seen it. For example, tigers should be regarded as mythical beasts but we know they exist so we just disregard them
christian lore is just art because mostly is imagination, while atheist lore is truth like a bitterpill
Big bang theory is invented by catholic priest.
When you realize that Albert Einstein was both religious and scientific 🗿
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Bro was like “well the earth was made by some shi- colliding into eachother… but god probably did that.
@@Randosquidz Honestly, yeah, I think the big bang was simply god creating the universe. Not to discredit the theory, I just find science and Christianity cool, like how Ultrakill or Doom mixes scientific weapons with Christianic mythological enemies.
Albert einstein did not believe in a personal or a religious god, rather believed in an abstract form that is the reason of the reality, rather than a human being.
@literallightbulb .....Sure he did , blud.
Sure he did.....
You got another funny story for me?
Christianity: God creates the laws of the universe.
Atheism: laws of universe shape life
Buddhism: life trascends beyond
Satanism: hehehe we are gonna piss of so many people.
I mean when you put It like that you make stanists sound like average internet dwelers
@@Nick-Belwhat’s the difference lmao?
@@Nick-Bel bc they are lmao
@@not-so-obvious_autism777 i give it some props
I like how this is the meme where Atheist and Christians join their force to face the cringe
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Demons are pretty cringe ngl
Catholics in a nutshell
WE SHALL PURGE THE CREATIONS OF DARKNESS! ALL EVIL SHALL FALL BY THE BLADE OF THE HEAVENS! WE WILL RECLAIM OUR LAND!
Gigachad "science and religion can coexist" lore
Technically there is proof not only coexistence but also cooperation all over history:
Science helps to perfect religious practices by telling which miracles/events are fake or legit, while religion either helps science to see which procedures are ethical or by shielding it from catastrophic events when governments look away.
I think there even was a document from the popes about the importance of non-believers in the world, pretty neat stuff.
@Magolor because of politicians mostly, cases like the french revolution, british eugenics, nazi germany and soviet union show the "science vs religion" mentality is mostly an artificial way to divide and conquer the population... while denying science at the same time (killing Lavoisier, exposing natives from africa in a zoo like animals and denying scientifical facts about crops because they sound "too capitalistic" come to mind)
@Magolor Because you can't teach Creationism in the same veil as Darwin's Theory of Evolution.
One has been studied and pretty much has proof while the other is, and I'm being generous, hearsay of another hearsay of another hearsay from the mouth of a man who read a book written by another man that used to be Christ's apostle.
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Why the hell do people think science and religion are against each other?
@@aeroblu2002 Because certain religions make certain "scientific claims" which are simply not true and easily refutable
Atheists🤝Christians
Believing in cool shit that happened a long time ago
And beliving in afterlive
@@General-Kenobi212wrong, most atheists don't believe in afterlife, but that really cool shit that happend long time ago is true
Theists* 🤝 Christians. *there's no such thing as an atheist*
Budist Lore:I think I'll come back as a butterfly
That would be cool
No one ever suspects the butterfly!
Butterfly effrct
Hopefully not the ones without mouths
Explanation:Buddhist believed that everyone have Sin(Something like that)after they die in forst life will recreation as anything Animal humans etc. Until they paid all the sins from they first live if they do more sins they will still recreation until they paid all of it and that is when its over
Despite being an atheist, I do like a bit of Christian lore and history. Knights are awesome and the Renaissance depiction of angels are excellent. Radiant winged humans are some of my favorite iconography, especially in the Christian style. Archangel Michael is epic in nearly every depiction. Truly glorious.
Edit: Yes. I know about the biblically accurate angels, it’s why I said Renaissance depiction lol
Christian lore and historical events are genuinely very fascinating to dive into whether you take it as fact or fictional. It’s a whole incredible story.
Agreed.
Christian history is just history though (and a very cruel one), and Christian books are just books, you might like them, but it really doesen't make them anymore true
@@jellyjelly6474 We aren’t saying that…
Boy you probably never saw biblically accurate angels
Atheist: "i never thought i'd fight side by side with a christian"
Christian: "what about side by side with a friend"
Atheist: Aye, I could do that
as an agnostic, i would gladly deus vult with flame and sword. just for the thrill
@@schaefer76 And i would be the guy that brougth an instrument to a war, cause why not.
Meh I don't care what people's beliefs are, they are friends no matter what. Im agnostic
@@schaefer76 all my fire spells are powered by propane and propane accesories
Fun fact: the upside down cross is St.peters cross and the pentagram is actually the 5 wounds of Jesus
Where is that in the Bible? I always hear it but no one ever tells me where it is, nor do I see it online when I try searching for it.
@@blaiddfumbler Go to your local church and ask the priest. He will be delighted to teach you
@@JuanAntonioGarciaHeredia or you can just tell me right now? I don’t see why I have to drive all the way to church just for a simple question.
@@blaiddfumbler God
@@JuanAntonioGarciaHeredia wdym?
Atheist here, most satanists believe the same things as us, but with a clear set of morals written down. Very few of them actually believe in or worship Satan. The ones that do however, are questionable.
Hey, I love atheist and others. I have a atheist friends. I honestly believe Evolution and God. I just wish more people didn't just mock us and have their opinions so we all could just be a bit more nicer to each other, insteaf of argue every interaction about us.
@@unlikeable.1554 Exactly. Religion isn't something that I really care about. As long as someone's respectful, I can get along with them.
It’s still cringe
@@corvonics6383 calling another religion "cringe" is crazy 💀
@@KaiserRots exactly
Agnostic lore: *_"idk bro"_*
That agnostic is a spy
Mood
Agnostics are based, only people I accept besides nihilists
@@tranidite how to beat a nihilist in any conversation: “if life has no meaning, and my beliefs have no meaning, then doesn’t that mean you trying to convince me of nihilism has no meaning? And believing in nihilism also has no meaning? Why don’t you try to kill yourself to show that life has no meaning. Oh? You don’t want to? Well then you’re not really nihilistic are you?”
@@zzztriplezzz5264 What is this ridiculous paragraph. Us nihilists argue that there is no objective value. Meaning there is no good or bad. I don't end my own life because I like being alive, it's overall pretty fun for me. Nihilism only brings despair to those who are mentally weak and need some kind of cope like religion or ideology.
Atheist: It came from one cell
Christian: It came from one god
Satanist: Mom said that I should go to sleep
it didn't come from one cell lol what do you mean. every atom that we currently have had been here right from the start. thermodynamics' 1st law
@@goodnight01687 username checks out
@@goodnight01687 K didn't know that
@@goodnight01687 Admin you should take a class or two in getting jokes
@@goodnight01687 most funny satanist
as an atheist i respect all religions and will never ever disrespect anyone for there beliefs
Same here. I only got one thing that i do else: if a missionaire or somebody who thinks he is one comes to me to bring me to their religion i tell them all the red flags of their religion and why i am atheist.
Religious lore:🍷🗿
Atheist lore:🍷🗿
Satanic lore:👺👹💀🤡
Satanic lore: Atheist lore
then there are Christians who accept material history, and you get both the swoogity lores
GigaChad lore
this is the true ending
Reminds me of the of an arch priest (or something, I'm not good at remembering titles) that before he became a dedicated Christian he was a nuclear physicist who also worked for NASA.
like me, i believe in a god but he not just creat 2 humans and they turn into 7 billions xd
I'm like that, yet I don't remember how everyone named people like me, lol.
satanist: haha im so edgy i have an inverted cross tattoo
catholics: ah so you venerate saint peter too?
And you also love the Star of David
@@randomwolvesfan1857 The 6 pointed star is an ancient occult symbol that predates the rise of the Hebrew religion.
@@mjt1517 I think your thinking of a pentagram not star of david
@@mjt1517 The swastika was an ancient symbol of peace that predated the rise of Nazi Germany, and yet people still associate it with that. Funny how symbols can take different meanings
@@lumethecrow9808 Not was, still is. Only the west associates it with Hitler and the Nazi party, eastern cultures still use it for its meaning prior to Hitler using it.
greek mythology:
“if there's a hole, there's a goal.”
_-zeus_
"If God dosen't exists, then science wouldn't exist too"
- Albert Einstien.
This madlad somehow got atheists and Christians to accept each other's chadness
Hehe, yes, and it even gets oneself filled with hope.
No I didn't, all I did was spread misinformation about satanists
absolute legend
@@goose6112 I like the meme a lot more now
believe it or not, most Christians and Atheists aren't assholes who disrespect other people's religious beliefs
me, a christian who believes in evolution: *i am four parallel universes ahead of you*
No you're actually on point. The rest are four parallel universes behind
i don't think it works like that
Tbf, the bible never really specifies how Adam and Eve populated the entire planet.
Eh evolution and creation could merge if we simply say god created the laws of physics and progression
@@knightmarespawn2690 they reproduced like any other living animal?
Deism Lore: Creator creates universe, doesn't intervene, i guess we'll find out what happens when we die.
Atheist Team 😎👍
@proffesional-gamer
👍
cringe ahh emoji
@@legoz77still better than those peach and eggplant emoji lmao
ah yes!
finally an agreement between atheist and christian
Yeee
Though it would be pretty cool to meet Satan if he does exist I wanna know what he's like
@@dratinibrah Bruuuhhh
@@dratinibrah He's a narcissist (not fun to be around)
@@lukebell4738 aw no I know one narcissist on my life no wonder she's the ruler of hell
we can find common ground on wanting a moral society.
I love how both athiest and christrian lore is treated with respect
yeah. its heartwarming for sure.
as it should be
yeah, kinda unusual actually especially considering the title is "Atheist lore vs Christian lore" and no mention of satanism in the title
It's confusing to me since neither side seems to care much for the other...
@@blackoutninja from what i've seen that's not true. christians who don't like atheists are usually middle-aged karens, and atheists who don't like christians are usually redditors. any sane person can respect someone's religious beliefs
never studied Satanism and comes to talk shit
Exactly
you a satanist or naw?
Exactly
ok but atleast if satanism wasnt a thing i wouldnt see emo ass girls trying to be scary all the time
There's like, many types of satanism, the one you mention here with the values and all the principles and that's atheism with symbolics just called satanism, there's antitheists who rebel against their parents, and then there's actual devil worshippers who are still satanists but use markers for their denominations and paths. Guy who made the video probably wanted to say the second or third but named the first by not choosing a denomination
We really never acknowledge it but can we all agree that Christian lore goes fucking crazy like really crazy like goodness gracious calm down
Satanist are just edgy atheist that think r/im13andthisisdeep isn’t about making fun of edgy 13 year olds
Satanists can’t be atheists??
edit: nvm found out that satanists ARE atheists
@@riso768 nope
satanists are just twitter/tiktok/reddit users who put pronouns in their bio, blm and acab also they put their horoscope
@@bondedmetal2000 That sounds about right
Atheist don't believe in God, a Satanist can't be one cause they believe God exists
FUN FACT: The upside down cross is actually the symbol for ST. Peter. When he was was to be executed by the Romans he said he did not wish to die the same way the Lord did, as he did not feel worthy, so they crucified him upside down. I am not sure how it came to be associated with satanists, either they straight up stole it or someone got confused.
just like that time when german use swastika symbol for them in ww2
@@iputapipebombintoyourmailb6210 Pretty much. What people have to realize evil organizations will not look to seem evil but instead find symbols that mean something good and use it to help mask the truth of their organization.
@@furimindustries3410 or they were foolish enough to think that simply flipping it upside down was enough to signify that they oppose the belief. after all, mirror reversing a cross still just leaves you with a cross, so they had to go the other way. why they didn't use a black goat or pentagram instead is beyond me, but here we are
You can thank that to "exorcist" movies scene where the demon reveals theirself and suddenly ll the crosses turns upside down
@@zanderdev57 they have a satanist/devil-worshipper cross, it is the ''Brimstone'' (also is used in The Binding of Isaac.)
No one seems to know what satanism is, it isn’t worshipping Satan, it’s taking accountability and not just asking for forgiveness from some god, satanists are normally better people than Christians or other religions people
-athiest
Facts
Religious Satanism believes in and worships the Satanic deity, but other types do not
Basically atheists
Some Satanists worship Satan so no problem over here?
✝️☦️🤝⚛️🤝☪️🤝🕉️
All religions and beliefs unite against the evil of our world
That aint ever happening, sorry.
Stop hate, people go to hell... 😰
Islam=Satanism
Cthulhu Mythos lore: Azathoth sleeps, Yog-Sothoth knows, Nyarlathotep walks...
Might delete this video
yes i indeed love chiznoshpronghas
@@abandonedchannel2041 what's that?
Cthulhu dreams. And the cycle continues.
@@senatorstevenarmstrong9821 Cthulhu more like bitch
Greek mythos lore: "yeah so our most important god is a total prick"
Exactly😂😂 Zeus was such an awesome character though
there's a virgin Greek girl...
AND THEN ALONG CAME ZEUS
Honestly given how much of a dick the world is the idea of God being a dickwad has potential, and heck, this is coming from a Catholic!
Christianity believes the evil in the world traces back to bad human choices, demons/Satan, and things that needed to happen, however, which I think is more accurate. Believe what you want to though.
Also he was extremely horny
@@officersoulknight6321 God in the old testament killed millions to be fair
The funniest thing is that’s not at all what satanism is, but to each their own
Indeed lol
Christians:🗿
Atheists:🗿
Satanists:🤡
Imagine worshiping a being that got yeeted out of heaven, and has to rely on manipulating people as a way to cope for being eternally humiliated by God 😂😂
Edit: Welp, I didn't know that Satanism was really a thing until I saw the sheer amount of non ironic satanist storming my notifications. Still it's funny how I upset so many of them tho XD.
damn im saving this, thanks diego
damn im saving this, thanks diego
Damn, now that i know his backstory i want to worship him
Fax machine
Good one.
I like black metal, and yet I have to agree: Satanism is cringe.
I listen to Christian metal
The only thing they fear is you - mick gordon
Isn't black metal more about daddy Odin?
@@spawnofchaos9422 Well, yes and no. The Norwegian Blackmetal from the 90s was mostly about being really, really edgy.
So they could be pagan and satanist at the same time, as long as it annoys christans.
The church burnings were partially odinist, however as it was apparently to show that christianity was a foreign power in Norway.
Modern black metal however can be about anything, paganism and satanism being popular themes, as is depression and mental illness in general.
@@dangerjoe8911 Yeah, I know about this. It's just that when I hear black metal, the first thing that comes to my mind is Burzum, Varg Vikernes to be more specific.
I also listen to metal and i respect religion and I also agree with science and all that we can prove with methods, I have my own philosophy, I have moral and I know how to improve and help others, satanism is just a bunch of people that don’t understand the danger they are in by letting demons hurt them
as an athiest, i respect every christian there is! we all have our own beliefs which should be respected!
BUT LETS AGREE THAT SATAN IS AN IDIOT ⚛️🤝✝️
@proffesional-gamer all athiests are respectful. that athiest that wasnt respectful to you is probably a troll.
@proffesional-gamer i dunno bout you but ive also never seen a athiest thats disrespectful.
@proffesional-gamer maybe that person was just a troll trying to make chaos, not an atheist
@proffesional-gamer ive probably seen 2 "atheists" in my life which turned out to be childish jerks who just go againsts peoples beliefs just to piss people off
@proffesional-gamer for every 10 respectful atheists there is 1 disrespectful one
the funny thing is, the upside-down cross is the symbol of Saint Peter not the devil
Christianity and atheist are like the two friends that always argue and then satanism is just that neighbors kid that always trys to jump in to the conversation.
It’s like that meme with the 2 people shaking hands while somebody’s just autistically screeching off to the side lol
@@kugelblitzkrieg LMAOOOO
@@kugelblitzkrieg Too accurate
This is way to accurate.
Why would a Satanist try to join a conversation with Christians, they can’t even read their own book and just believe only a few lines that support what they already wanna think
both lores (atheist and christian) are very interesting
satanists is just "durr burr kill babies and put inverted crosses everywhere"
@@notletiuldawgnah men, honestly the satanism goes pretty much deeper that that
Yeah, except one of them is completely useless, while the other is literally surrounding us and dramatically improved our way of living life
@@mr.suki2425 they don't seem like it but the history is very dark, it's a mix of paganism and lots of sacrifices
Atheists lore is stuff that actually happened like the creation of the universe and the start of all life from a single cell while christian lore is mostly (but not all) fictional but so deep and interesting that even the Warhammer 40k lore is nothing compared to it.
Soytanist: "I'll be rewarded for my loyalty, right my Dark Lord?"
A guy literally nicknamed the Father of Lies: "oh yeah sure"
Most Satanists don’t believe in Satan. They’re atheists who strongly dislike Christianity.
Satanists are just spicey atheists lol a vast majority don't believe in Satan they just use his iconography
@@EliteWood1337So why this name?
@@White82206 i had a hard time coming up with an original youtube channel name so i just came up with: 1337 because i always choose the 'Leet skin in counter-strike, wood because that was a random thing in my mind at the time, and Wood1337 didn't sound right so I just added another Elite at the beginning :3
Lmao they meant why they chose to use satan as the name@@EliteWood1337
Fnaf lore in the corner:
So basically, Christian lore is about the creation,
Atheist lore is about evolution
Virgin Satanist lore is about destruction
Ironic that you virgin Satanists because they're all about debauchery
Christian lore is about worshipping an entity that could cause your destruction at the snap of the finger(or wing)
Atheist lore(aka accepted scientific theory) is about the transformation of matter into further complex(or sometimes simpler) forms
Satanist lore is "lets make a fake satanic church to call out the issues with religious fundamentalism and blind traditionalism" if you are laveyan and "lets worship our deity" if you were a non-christian during a "certain time in history"
Don't put on the same plane science and religion please
Georges Lemaître is a inventor of big bang theory and he is a Catholic priest.
@@jellyjelly6474 why not?
Christianity: "The Dinosaurs all drowned in the Great Flood."
Atheists: "The Dinosaurs all burned to death after the Earth was hit by a giant space rock."
Satanists: "Look guys, I turned the cross upside down because Church bad!"
I don't think the Bible has any mention of dinosaurs
To me that's sed because I like dinosaurs because Jurassic Park movies
bro im not atheist
@Turma Do godzilla We find them in the ground because they died a long time ago and they got buried in sediment in such a way that they fossilized. "The Great Flood," a global deluge that killed everyone but one family, absolutely did not happen and even if it had, dinosaurs would have dead for tens of millions of years before humans existed to be wiped out.
I didn’t even throught of dinosaurs die from the Great Flood
@Turma Do godzilla It saddens me that we can't call Dinosaurs = Dragons, for the same reason we can't call Quantum Foam = Ether...
Christianity lore: this character created everything
Atheist lore: just science
Satanist lore: we believe that this character's worst enemy is cooler than him
read up on satanism lil bro
Religion Accuracy:
Christian Lore: Biblically Accurate
Atheist Lore: Scientifically Accurate
Satanist Lore: Biblically Inaccurate
Reject lucifer, return to jesus
Jesus is cool and all,but...
Give him a double barrel shotgun.
Jesus is Lord
@@user-cv2my8ck5d doomguy
Satanists are just people who think the spin-offs are better than the main show
It's more of a bootleg spin tbh
Better Call Saul
@@greenishpiss3588never make any comparisons again
Facts
@@greenishpiss3588who let bro cook
Atheism ≠ science
Atheism/science
Ironically, an upside down cross is holy, since Saint Peter asked to be crucified upside down, since he felt UNWORTHY of dying like Jesus did.
When you realize evolution is one of the creation’s methods of ascending back up, returning to, and becoming one with the God consciousness, the first two lores become one and you get a clearer picture. That’s a key point within the New Age philosophies.
That's why I'm agnostic. Maybe God created evolution to be the way it is. I'll found out why when I'm dead though.
I'm personally not religious, but my favorite way I've ever heard creationism and evolution be combined is to ask the question "who are we to say what a day is for God?"
I.e., one of the most common arguments by creationists against evolution is that in the Bible it clearly states that god created everything in seven days and the earth is only 6000 years old. But on the flip side, we are just mortals, who are we to decide what years and days are for a being as grandiose as Him.
Reminds me of Hinduism
@@lorddevilfish5868 It’s interesting you said that because one of the books I’m reading on the topic has the entity who’s supposedly being channeled to write the book claim that in the past they were responsible in part for inspiring some early philosophy’s that eventually grew into Hinduism.
Good point. Darwin never said he spited or denied god.
"In my most extreme fluctuations I have never been an atheist in the sense of denying the existence of a God.- I think that generally (& more and more so as I grow older) but not always, that an agnostic would be the most correct description of my state of mind."
we can all agree that satanism is the definition of evil and cringe.
The Satanic Tennant's say otherwise
Christianity scores FAR higher on the b.i.t.e model than satanism btw,y'now the thing that's used to determine if something is a cult or not.
just saying...
Satanists are rude and condescending, bashful and downright disrespectful, that’s my opinion, and you’re entitled to yours.
@@ninipanini966 Literally only condescending to people who are first disrespectful to us. your entitled to your opinion but you should seriously do research before forming opinions. looking up the seven satanic tennants is where I reccomend you start so that you can actually understand what we truly believe
@@ninipanini966 true, they tried so hard to be edgy, well they do come from any mentally retarded
How did this pop-up when I searched war of the worlds memes💀💀
Dark humor warning
Muslim lore:🐖🦠
Jewish lore:🐖🦠
You're not funny also that isn't dark humor
@@Sethanimate I mean I told a friend why Jewish people can’t have pork he said it’s was because of a disease contracted by pigs the same goes for islam
I like to believe that the Big Bang is equivalent to God saying “let there be light”
Honestly man, and I don't believe that he created everything in six literal days. Like when he created human I like to think that he was actually jump starting life on Earth and subsequent evolution. And that he didn't create our body's in his image, but rather our conscience, which is in my head why out of every other species on Earth that evolved in the same conditions we actually have self awareness. Dunno if I took that too far.
@@bennothetenno3988 that’s okay! Whatever floats your boat.
@@bennothetenno3988 As a fella christian, I'm scared of how much I agree with you lol
also, "let there be earth and skies separate from the seas" weren't actually "earth", "sky" and "sea", but rather the 3 (main) states of matter we know today
@@bennothetenno3988 "And that he didn't create our body's in his image, but rather our conscience"
well duh, this is the most obvious interpretation. everyone interprets God's word differently, but when I read verse 26 of chapter 1 of Genesis, that is what I thought it meant.
In every version it starts with something like "Let us make mankind in our image, in our likeness". You can only refer to the plural when you are also talking about the object you created/split from. God is a supernatural being, just like how our consciousness is supernatural. God copied himself, making our consciousness be like Him.
At least thats how I interpreted it. Whether that means that evolution came after this or not I do not know (neither does anyone really, it's a theory that has not been proven yet), but does it really matter if evolution is real or not?
@@bennothetenno3988 This isn't really far off from the text. The 6 days refers to 6 undetermined periods of time, not 144 hours. And I doubt human flesh looks like God, but our mind and consciousness does.
When you think about it, both Atheist Lore and Christian Role are epic. They all have epic moments like how Moses split an ocean in half or how a fragment of earth is now the moon
Atheism is simply the lack of belief in a god. It doesn't necessarily have anything to say about science.
hella agreed bro
The revelation is an untapped goldmine of lore man
Yeah, what do satanists have? Nothing.
@@mjt1517 yeah, atheism just tends to coincide with science and that sorta stuff.
Although I've never met an atheist who disagrees with science.
Muslim lore:EVERYTHING
Cristian Lore: "And then God said: 'let there be light!' And there was light."
Atheist: "And in this malestrom brought about by the cataclysmic birth of space and time, gravity forged the stars from the swirling cosmic dust."
My Catholic biology teacher said "God is the why, science is the how."
I find it funny how Satanists tried to make an “unholy and blasphemous” symbol just by turning the cross upside down. But with the upside down cross being a symbol for St. Peter’s crucifixion, it backflipped back into being a holy symbol again.
Sierto
further proof that Satanists don't know a single thing about religion beyond what they see on TV and movies.
@@crazypissman6721 They think they are wise for believing in freewill even though we already have freewill 😂😂😂
The ignorance of Satanism in this comment chain is pretty funny. You guys don't even know the Pentagram or the Sigil of Baphomet are the main symbols, because, ironically, that's all you see in the media.
Satanism is a humanist religion that has no bars on, for example, gay people or sex before marriage.
We don't tell people they have free will and then punish them for doing something that hurts no one including themselves because "God said so"
Our tennants are literally about peace and humanist respect for one and other
You haven't read them though, have you?
Probably too afraid to click on the Temple's sodding website.
@@InkyGhoul I think they're talking about theistic satanism...
Christian:Never thought I'd die fighting side by side with an Atheist
Atheist:How about side by side with a friend?
Christian: Aye I could do that
Satanist: Orc grumbling noises
Satanist: nooo trust me I don’t belive in the actual Satan noooooo😭😭😭😭
@@zzztriplezzz5264 Christian: SILENCE HERETIC! *Slashes the heretic’s head off with a claymore*
@@zzztriplezzz5264 Christian that also believe on science:Look the almighty God made me create this HOLY NUKE to purge all HERETICS
@@zzztriplezzz5264 Christian: I have the power of God and anime by my side *Unleashes wrath*
Why is this and the replies are so funny I'm imagining the scenarios in my head 😭😂
My lore:🤰>👶🍼>🧒🎮>👦🤳
Christians and Atheists: Should we tell Satanists that the upside-down cross is a Saint Peter reference?
Kids think being a satanist is quirky and fun but they have no idea
Look how stupid, someone thinks that Satanism is about wanting to kill people and following Satan with macabre rituals, go study kid
@@kolhenlix Oh PLEASE!!!
I kinda agree with your state ment
They gon be fried in hell
All I'm going to say is that in Mexico there once was a satanic cult and drugs, human sacrafices, corpse desicration and a fucking container full of rotting human remains and organs for a ritual were an almost daily basis.
@@checkoutmyplaylistsforente8054 Holy shit
Funnily enough, Christians, at least us Catholics, pretty much are in agreement with Science. So basically, you get the whole connected lore between two fandoms in one package.
based.
Omg another Catholic! Hi!
Orthodox Christians too
It’s scary how well they go together.
Catholics are just a DLC pack for christianism
Actual Bible Fact:
Saint Peter Was Crucified Upsidedown Since He Felt Unworthy To Die The Same Manner As Christ
Greek mythology meanwhile: If your girl leaves you for another, there is always her mother
Or go to war with Troy
The cross is of St Peter those Satanists perverted it😠
Satan perverts, that’s what he does.
No it was Hollywood that fucked it up the satanic temple made a cross of their own
let's hunt these heretics!!!
@@umtemplario9847 Salve Regina!
Jokes on them for not knowing its true meaning
Christian seeing satanist use cross of Saint Peter: God bless you, poor people...
Poor is you, who loves a God killer, He kills 42 kids with no reason
@@kolhenlix saying that were kids, is an understatement. Reading that part, we can tell that they weren't little children but rather a teenagers. They know what blasphemy is so there was a right to punish them.
They don’t use the cross of Saint Peter, that’s just a stereotype
they use the Sigil of Baphomet
@@pumpkin_314 and GOD BLESS YOU, MAY YOUR SOUL BE SAVED
Ancient Romans seeing christians use the crown of helios: Caesar bless you, poor people...
Remember a man ones said the more i learn from science the more i feel getting closer to god
Atheist: I hate you
Christian: I hate you more
Satanist: I hate you both
Atheist: truce
Christian truce
The faithful: I ask why
The rational: I ask how
The faithless: I demand despair
The irrational: I demand insanity
I'm faithless but i'm not in despair you don't need faith to be happy
Me: I'm just here for the ride
@@JustBuyTheWaywardsRealms Technically you can have faith in the scientific method
@@eyeballpapercut4400 AKA being educated.
all of me in one shot
Christians 🤝 atheists
“making fun of satanists”
As an athiest that is so true lol
there is one edgy emo 14 year old at school that is a satanist (well thats what he acts like) and me and my friends make fun of him for that lol
See, this is the type of relationship I say we have with Christians. make fun of Satanists
I’m Christian, and glad we can get together to make fun of Satanism :D
Satanism is believing in stories from the bible, but not praying to god, and being a more sinful person than a normal Christian.
Yeah satanists are the biggest posers. However I do have an unhealthy fascination with female satanists as they're "wrongness" is a bad turn on for me
Christianity and Atheism: Now this, this is good, this is amazing, we love this, we need this!
Satanism: But this, we don't need this!
Shoulda just 180 degree flipped Christian lore for the satanists
Cthulhu mythos lore: octopus wake up, we die
EHHHH COUSIN....eldrich team for life
And blue balls
Just get wanda the Scarlett witch to one shot it
More like worm thing wake up. Reality ends
Cthulhu Fhtagn
Christian lore: Praise God for he created us
Atheist lore: Hehe monke turn into smart monke
Satanist lore: I'm bad *evil laugh*
Atheist and Christian lore combined: go back I want to meet monkey
@@isaacm7934 holy monke
Satanist: iM sUcH a CoOl EdGy KiD aNd Me EvIl
More like
Hehe water snake to smort monke
Satanist lore : I'm *voice cracks* evil! cringey laugh
Norse lore: Loki: *L E T S P R A N K*
Christian lore: a man splitting the sea
Athiest lore: ejecting a gy called subject 84 into the 12th dimension and the metaphysical layer of the multiverse
Satanist lore: they think they cant die
Satanist: "Ave Satanas!"
Atheist: "Science is better than religion!"
Christians: "FOR THE GRACE, FOR THE MIGHT OF THE LORD, FROM THE HOME OF THE HOLY"
As i were reading last sentence,Sabaton choir instantly came up in my mind.
@@user-cv2my8ck5d I thought of the holy hand grenade.
For the faith, for the way of the sword. Gave their lives so boldly!
@@lanceocana9059 FOR THE GRACE FOR THE MIGHT OF OUR LORD, IN THE NAME OF HIS GLORY
@@kurokat6286 For the faith, for the way of the sword
, Come and tell their story again
Imagine worshipping a guy who lost to a hillbilly, Jack black, Kyle gass and nickleback
i'm an atheist but i'd like to correct this anyway: Satanism has nothing to do with the devil or devil-worship, Satanists dont believe in God OR the Devil. it's just a normal religion with a very unfortunate choice of name and a lot of bad portrayals in media
Meanwhile paganism lore:
Lame
This right here, this is why you dont assume what satanism is. A Satanist can have both atheist or Christian lore
I am afraid of how many people think this joke is true
>Implying it isn't
What does this even mean
Get r.woooshed
Imagine creating an entire fake religion to annoy others but can't take being made fun of
@@richardb1418 lmao
Greek Mythology:
" If its alive, the most powerful god in our land can and will have sex with it "
It doesn't even have to be alive.
@@GoldenRedder alive and dead are silly mortal distinctions, far too trivial for the king of the gods :]
ZEUS IS GOING TO RAPE ME!!!!!!!😢😢😢
@@theincrediblyawesomeone2212even seen a god fuck a rock?
@@nebulisnoobis102it probably happened
I love how we bond over our hate for Satanists
lets respect all religions pls
yes
JESUS IS KING ! ✝️ 👑✝️
Jesus é rei!! ❤️✝️👑
JESUS ES UN SALVADOR ! 💟⛪✝️
Amen
Amén.
Amen
Christians: Imagine believing in the Devil.
Santanists: Imagine believing in God.
Atheists: *_You guys believe in something?_*
@ImJC1 Not exactly, darling, there are primarily two subcategories of Satanism. The extremists that nobody likes and actually believe in an attempt for onslaught- and those- like me and countless others- who don't believe in god nor the devil. We just believe in "Be yourself and don't be a dick in the process" lmao x
@ImJC1 it's what they call the "laveyan" part of satanism where, while they are basically atheists, they still use satanic symbols to mock christians but always end up looking like clowns, like most satanists anyway
@@mistereuphoria6121 thats sjw type of satanism. literally atheism and mockery which just makes you look like a overall dick' kinda cringe ngl
@@KandiKontent @ImJC1 Not really, lol, but I can understand the confusion. We are often called Atheist Satanists which would be pretty accurate but we do follow sins and rules of our own- alongside just delving into christian lore with our own theory on why Satan betrayed God in the first place! For example, "The commandments you have set in place are unjust and cruel" or it could just be that he's a dick. Nonetheless, I think it's just a fun way to embrace some new rules to life and our own society and follow what christians call "evil" in which is legit just human instincts- like lust and shit- just not to go overboard lmao. It's also a fun aesthetic because goat heads and candles are awesome kekw.
@@Hiroheim It does look like that, doesn't it, but insulting and taking the piss out of people who just want to follow something that makes them feel comfortable is a bit dick-ish in itself, isn't it? We aren't hurting anybody lol
Bro that rock just used duplication glitch☠️
Anyways Muslim lore: I’ll send this guy down named Jesus to do something (I’m Christian,this is all I know, ok?)
🗿👉❤️🩹->❤️. 👨🏽👨🏻🧑🏻🧔🏽♀️👳🏽♂️👳🏽♂️ “it’s god!”
“I am god”
Allah: wut duh hell happened
(I’m Christian, I only know this)