I Don't Want to Live on This Planet Anymore.

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  • Опубліковано 4 жов 2024
  • This is a video made from clips of the episode "A Clockwork Origin" Episode 9 Season 6 of Futurama

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  • @potaterjim
    @potaterjim 5 років тому +21084

    “Merely a theory, like the shape of the earth!”
    When futurama was ahead of its time

    • @MegaChickenfish
      @MegaChickenfish 5 років тому +734

      I think it's more that creationists are around 7000 years *behind* their time.

    • @zigzoinks5493
      @zigzoinks5493 5 років тому +124

      It lives up to its name.

    • @roguishpaladin
      @roguishpaladin 5 років тому +222

      No...sadly we were fighting this battle back then, too, and before that.

    • @kingdavid7516
      @kingdavid7516 5 років тому +86

      ​@@MegaChickenfish I consider myself a "creationist", but not a "young earth creationist". I believe something greater than ourselves exists and our universe is not what it seems. The universe itself only exists with consciousness, or at least it behaves differently - depending on if someone's observing it nor not. There's all sorts of power laws that determine our universe, and the fibonacci sequence is everywhere.
      Everything else would be personal, subjective Faith, and existential dread.
      But I do believe in natural selection. Darwin never criticized the Church and in fact they buried him in Westminster Abbey. I think, like Copernicus telling us that we were not the center of the universe - this new science frightens and confuses _some_ religious people. Of course, no one today would find this basic fact controversial when it comes to having faith.
      I think Soren Kierkegaard, a very religious man, but it best here:
      _"Truth always rests with the minority, and the minority is always stronger than the majority, because the minority is generally formed by those who really have an opinion, while the strength of a majority is illusory, formed by the gangs who have no opinion-and who, therefore, in the next instant (when it is evident that the minority is the stronger) assume its opinion ... while Truth again reverts to a new minority."_

    • @kingdavid7516
      @kingdavid7516 5 років тому +64

      Also, maybe I'm out of touch, but you don't have too many people fighting evolution these days, do you? Right now a lot of the anti-science people - from my experience, anyways - are coming from far-left ideologues arguing about "gender fluidity" and gender dysphoria. You've also got people saying a human life is not a life, until it is "viable outside of the womb".
      There's also anti-science people in climate change. On both sides. Those flat out denying its existence, or the human intervention is speeding it up - but also climate change alarmists spreading misinformation and think if half of the world goes vegan and switches light bulbs, we can reverse climate change. We can't.
      Pseudoscience comes from the left, the right, the center, religious, atheist, agnostic - whatever. It's what happens when you become an ideologue and put your beliefs ahead of the *scientific method*. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to realign my chakras and take my homeopathic medicine.

  • @thomaslegg5362
    @thomaslegg5362 3 роки тому +4900

    "things dont exist simply because you believe in them"
    "Thus sayeth the almighty creature in the sky!"

    • @DgardsGaming
      @DgardsGaming 3 роки тому +95

      That’s not controversial at all

    • @viirinsoftworks1304
      @viirinsoftworks1304 3 роки тому +201

      His extremely obvious hypocrisy is the joke.

    • @jasonbuckley4118
      @jasonbuckley4118 3 роки тому +30

      @@viirinsoftworks1304 and repeating the joke was tottaly Him missing the joke. so you had to be the guy that had to explain the joke, thus ruining the joke.

    • @maeschder
      @maeschder 3 роки тому +32

      @@DgardsGaming controversial to mouth-breathers maybe

    • @fabrypetty1689
      @fabrypetty1689 2 роки тому +11

      @Kamen Rider Kuuga Yeah with the main difference evolution has full documented proof, in many forms.

  • @jiado6893
    @jiado6893 6 років тому +7396

    This is an example of "moving the goal posts."

    • @GreyWolfLeaderTW
      @GreyWolfLeaderTW 5 років тому +74

      We see it all the time from the Naturalist Evolutionist types when it is pointed out that it takes a greater leap of faith to believe the Universe, the specific values of the universal constants which dictate its Laws, and Life itself, are all one giant coincidence, rather than the deliberate and intentional creation of an intelligent mind who made it with purpose and focus.
      So they move the goalposts to a position that is unscientific and can never be proven. The idea of a Multiverse.
      All God has to do is to condescend (in the original and literal meaning of the word) and step down and show Himself in the flesh and bone and like any archaeological find you could then observe and measure Him. Whereas inanimate objects like separate universes cannot and never can be proven to exist, as part of the definition of being separate from our universe means they cannot be observed or measured, and thus are not a scientifically provable hypothesis.

    • @John231984
      @John231984 5 років тому +372

      @@GreyWolfLeaderTW Oh, the ironic stupidity of your post. And inaccuracy.

    • @Malthizar
      @Malthizar 5 років тому +166

      @@John231984 Its funny how, instead of refuting him, you basically throw out ad hominems. Stay classy

    • @bleachmaster1545
      @bleachmaster1545 5 років тому +89

      @@GreyWolfLeaderTW Whether you believe in God or not science does not disprove God.

    • @zoidmaster88
      @zoidmaster88 5 років тому +181

      BleachMaster15 that’s not entirely true we can use science to observe relics of the past and come to a conclusion. I.e fossils and artifacts their carbon dating shows that they existed before the Bible says the world was created and the fact that those examples have survived a supposedly great flood which would destroy them. That and science says their are more than just our planet out their and the worlds isn’t flat where religion does says the world is flat and only our planet earth is the only planet and the only one with life.

  • @Kiriyamare1
    @Kiriyamare1 2 роки тому +1643

    "Evolution is merely a theory, like gravity, or the shape of the earth" This has aged so well it's giving me shivers.

    • @The_Mighty_Fiction
      @The_Mighty_Fiction 2 роки тому +37

      "Or the gender binary and sexual dimorphism."

    • @innrex9028
      @innrex9028 2 роки тому +1

      @@The_Mighty_Fiction lol why are you bringing trans people into unrelated topics? It looks like you're a bit butthurt, dare i say offended, triggered even

    • @LisaAnn777
      @LisaAnn777 2 роки тому +90

      @@The_Mighty_Fiction I'm pretty sure that's because those are two separate things, sexual dimorphism refers to biological sex,
      gender spectrum refers to gender identities.

    • @The_Mighty_Fiction
      @The_Mighty_Fiction 2 роки тому +13

      @@LisaAnn777 Uh-huh. That's your 'theory,' is it?

    • @LisaAnn777
      @LisaAnn777 2 роки тому +45

      @@The_Mighty_Fiction not mine that's what others says.
      I honestly don't give a rats a$$

  • @plywoodruntz
    @plywoodruntz 5 років тому +7684

    What I like about this scene is that it makes fun of people misusing the word "theory".

    • @devilmonkey427
      @devilmonkey427 5 років тому +23

      I don't remember that...

    • @The_Dragon_Tiamat
      @The_Dragon_Tiamat 5 років тому +498

      @@devilmonkey427 "It's just a theory like gravity or the earth being round." Doctor banjo 3000ish

    • @Your-Least-Favorite-Stranger
      @Your-Least-Favorite-Stranger 5 років тому +621

      A theory in casual conversation is an idea, a theory in academia is a concept that has been established, peer reviewed, demonstrated as replicable (this can be mathematical or physical so long as the results can be achieved time and time again while obeying other established laws of physics, thermodynamics, etc), and confirmed as fact (which will inevitably be expanded upon and disproven, but is for now fact).

    • @juangrille1310
      @juangrille1310 5 років тому +218

      @@shadowspider9 Exactly so, people confuse theory with hypothesis all the time... It's so popular that you have channels like the Game Theorists and stuff

    • @imaloser5689
      @imaloser5689 5 років тому +39

      @@juangrille1310 mostly because of the outdated term "law" if we stopped teaching that then people would probably catch on.

  • @thisaccountnameiscompletel8949
    @thisaccountnameiscompletel8949 4 роки тому +5175

    Doesn’t banjo disprove himself when he agrees that Homo sapiens evolved from Homo Erectus at the start.

    • @ninetails6218
      @ninetails6218 4 роки тому +846

      It literally got whittled down to "apes evolved into slightly bigger apes", so yes

    • @willphoenix5464
      @willphoenix5464 3 роки тому +511

      He also disproved himself when he said his ancestors were orangutans as well

    • @birritan5479
      @birritan5479 3 роки тому +640

      He’s moving the goalposts in between each of these question-answer cycles. It’s a shitty debate tactic, but you can see it get used pretty frequently once you know to look for it

    • @Diego-zz1df
      @Diego-zz1df 3 роки тому +398

      Denialists don't defend their arguments, they use troll logic, obfuscating stupidity and nitpicking to poke holes at other people's arguments, then claim theirs are the correct ones because their opponents failed to meet some arbitrary, completely irrelevant criteria they set up.

    • @yeager1957
      @yeager1957 3 роки тому +86

      His belief is that the two aren’t actually related and the others are just extinct. As a side note a uplifted animal like banjo not believing in evolution actually makes some degree of sense because he was created by intelligent design, granted by humans instead of a deity.

  • @ShyBiiteVT
    @ShyBiiteVT 4 роки тому +7616

    Professor Banjo perfectly embodying the phrase ,"I reject your reality, and substitute my own".

    • @stingywingy1607
      @stingywingy1607 4 роки тому +55

      Replace your reality with just reality

    • @exoticjamm
      @exoticjamm 4 роки тому +87

      I REJECT YOUR REALITY, JOJO!

    • @Dalipsingh111111
      @Dalipsingh111111 4 роки тому +43

      Nice! Dungeon Masters! ^^

    • @Vazin2727
      @Vazin2727 4 роки тому +32

      Susan Bones I can’t believe I’m seeing an SAO abridged quote here.

    • @mrfafaa96
      @mrfafaa96 4 роки тому +31

      @@user-bo1pz7fh5c Oh, and I was so happy there for a second.

  • @randalthor394
    @randalthor394 5 років тому +6107

    Aww, you cut off the best part, which is them immediately actually leaving the planet.

    • @JonathanLundkvist
      @JonathanLundkvist 4 роки тому +172

      FASTER FASTER!

    • @SystemUpdate310
      @SystemUpdate310 4 роки тому +176

      And the conclusion of the episode, that robotic lifeform, although evolved originally came from a creator. Implying that the first organic life on earth could also came from a creator. That is the lesson of the whole episode if you watch it carefully.

    • @rabbit0664
      @rabbit0664 4 роки тому +4

      I was hoping they'd show that part.

    • @courier6945
      @courier6945 4 роки тому +17

      @@SystemUpdate310 BUNK!

    • @ryuzakikun96
      @ryuzakikun96 4 роки тому +75

      We are not at all able to prove that life somehow spontaneously popped into existence from a non-living molecule. Hell, we can't even really get a complete picture of Earth's prehistory yet. Do we have evidence for evolution? Sure. But is evolution the only possible to answer to the questions of the origins of life? I'd say no. There is way too much that we do not yet know, and may never know. Does this mean I believe in God? Not necessarily.

  • @hewhomustnotbenamed5912
    @hewhomustnotbenamed5912 5 років тому +11482

    When comedy is to accurate of a representation of reality.
    Edit on 10 July 2023: Islam is not "especially bad". I was a fool who didn't understand that religion evolves with the culture that adopts it, that culture is held back by poverty, and that poverty is created by imperialism. History repeats itself, so if powerful nations such as the US stopped invading and economically dominating Islamic nations, then they would become more socially progressive. This can be proven by observing Islamic communities living in Christian societies.
    Furthermore, there are plenty of other things I've said in this reply section that I no longer belief. I warn against assuming anything about my beliefs based off anything I wrote more than a year ago. I do however, still hold that the state of religious domination in the US is a depressing sight. I do not however, see religion is the single largest causer of modern society's problems. I no longer wish to engage in long debates about the ethics of books that most people haven't personally read.

    • @guillermoolivaiii9550
      @guillermoolivaiii9550 5 років тому +185

      That is the key irony to mock the idiotic nature of us Humans.

    • @ethanwinters1469
      @ethanwinters1469 5 років тому +49

      @@guillermoolivaiii9550 speak for yourself elmo is very smart

    • @juangrille1310
      @juangrille1310 5 років тому +10

      @@guillermoolivaiii9550 I bet you love The Onion

    • @killthemwithfirelol
      @killthemwithfirelol 5 років тому +28

      Sounds like someone has never heard the phrase, "it's funny because it's true."

    • @hewhomustnotbenamed5912
      @hewhomustnotbenamed5912 5 років тому +3

      @@killthemwithfirelol usually the truth isn't that depressing tough.

  • @davidsmith8826
    @davidsmith8826 4 роки тому +10888

    “Never argue with an idiot. They will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.”
    Mark Twain
    P.S Comment section is about to turn cancerous
    I don’t want to live in this comment section any more

    • @alexschalk5439
      @alexschalk5439 4 роки тому +127

      That's a Mark Twain quote, not Bismark.

    • @kymattok
      @kymattok 4 роки тому +80

      @@alexschalk5439 hush. It soulds better if it comes from the iron chancellor

    • @Andy-hd6fi
      @Andy-hd6fi 4 роки тому +86

      Mark Twain also said " There once was a black guy named nigger bob" so maybe not everything he said was correct.

    • @catxborsuq1
      @catxborsuq1 4 роки тому +35

      @@Andy-hd6fi Ah, a fan of Louis CK, I see xD

    • @loganhall3769
      @loganhall3769 4 роки тому +21

      @@Andy-hd6fi wasn't it "Jim"

  • @tomperzelan5775
    @tomperzelan5775 3 роки тому +569

    “Never argue with an idiot. They will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.”
    ― Mark Twain

    • @Grebnedlo
      @Grebnedlo 11 місяців тому +6

      Not mark twain but a fun quote

    • @thejuiceking2219
      @thejuiceking2219 9 місяців тому +5

      it's not that they're idiots, it's that they just don't care

  • @KuraSourTakanHour
    @KuraSourTakanHour 5 років тому +4711

    "We will not give in to the thinkers!" wow these types of people actually exist now, it's not even a joke

    • @aitipsea3909
      @aitipsea3909 5 років тому +105

      Is sad, isn't it?

    • @Ricardowieringa
      @Ricardowieringa 5 років тому +243

      Mr マックラ o they always existed but now they have twitter and a tumbler blog

    • @HighKingOfSkyrim37
      @HighKingOfSkyrim37 5 років тому +29

      I find it funny a woman in a suit said it.

    • @unintentionallydramatic
      @unintentionallydramatic 5 років тому +170

      They've always existed.
      You're more aware of them because there's an industry dedicated to delivering the worst of humanity right to your forebrain now.

    • @Wurmo
      @Wurmo 4 роки тому +10

      Thinkers can always be bought.$$$

  • @MetalGameRising
    @MetalGameRising 3 роки тому +4129

    "I don't understand evolution and I must protect my kids from understanding it."
    The realest Karens are beyond their time...

    • @huntercool2232
      @huntercool2232 2 роки тому +1

      ua-cam.com/video/OESHIBWOnIE/v-deo.html

    • @abstract5249
      @abstract5249 2 роки тому

      Replace evolution with critical race theory and it's up to date.

    • @timothylewis7492
      @timothylewis7492 2 роки тому +1

      What episode is this?

    • @The_Mighty_Fiction
      @The_Mighty_Fiction Рік тому +11

      You might want to check in on some of the school board hearings that have been taking place recently (that the media have been _frantically_ ignoring) and learn some of the consequences of state education forcibly removing parents from the teaching of their own children. Find out what some elementary school kids now understand about handjob techniques, for example.

    • @rafaelmartinez9259
      @rafaelmartinez9259 Рік тому +93

      @@The_Mighty_Fiction how about stop lying for clout?

  • @legathar8558
    @legathar8558 4 роки тому +3360

    Fun fact: the Flying Spaghetti Monster was created in order to make fun of creationists. When Kansa allowed intelligent design to be taught alongside evolution, Bobby Henderson demanded Pastafarianism to be taught as well. He also said that pirates were the original Pastafarians and that the decline of pirates is the cause of global warming.

    • @PointsofData
      @PointsofData 3 роки тому +265

      Its also been used to mock religions in general and how much leeway they get legally

    • @jacebagley3025
      @jacebagley3025 3 роки тому +82

      And now it's a legit religion

    • @maxxor-overworldhero6730
      @maxxor-overworldhero6730 3 роки тому +88

      @@jacebagley3025 Honestly, I think that just cements that Atheism is ridiculous. And I mean in the terms of how the particularly hostile Atheists (arguably the majority of them) insist that you don't need religion or such, and how it's all bull.
      And yet here it is, one of their mockeries unironically becoming exactly what it was meant to mock. And quite frankly, I say the same about Atheism - it's a secular religion of vehemently and vitriolically opposing any (but especially Judeo-Christian) religion.

    • @The_Wolf_At_Your_Door
      @The_Wolf_At_Your_Door 3 роки тому +43

      @@maxxor-overworldhero6730 Yea it would be great if atheist didn't exist. I mean, if only someone can PROVE their religion true with solid evidence instead of following stories that are thousands of years old.

    • @maxxor-overworldhero6730
      @maxxor-overworldhero6730 3 роки тому +7

      @@The_Wolf_At_Your_Door Just because Faith is involved doesn't mean that there isn't evidence.
      For example, the only reason that we confirmed that the Hittites, King Nimrod, the Assyrian capital of Ninevah, Gath and various other named places all existed is because of Archeologists using the Bible for reference. Archeological digs have found evidence of a battle where David and Goliath fought. Expanding on the Tel Aviv airport's runways had construction workers stumble upon the remains of a gate to a Biblical city thought either lost or made up. And then you have records of the Romans officially talking about Jesus on a bureaucratic level.
      There's even preserved records from Magi orders that show extremely strange astronomical phenomena near or right at the star Regulus of the constellation Leo, which gives credence to the story of the Magi, since not only in Astrology does that have a literal "King of Kings" symbology (Regulus is known as the "King Star", and Leo as a Lion held obvious ties to kinghood symbolically), but we know that Magi living during the Babylonian Exile interacted frequently with the Jews in exile, and they would have been as a result well-versed in the prophecies of Isaiah and such.
      I ramble a bit, but my point is that even if you don't believe the supernatural stuff, there's so much that doesn't get talked about nearly as much as it should. And it's truly, truly fascinating.

  • @Thrifty032781
    @Thrifty032781 3 роки тому +3120

    The debate with Dr. Banjo was a spot on commentary on the way creationists, and other advocates of weak scientific ideas, shift the goalposts around when they start to fail

    • @Koichi-Kun
      @Koichi-Kun 3 роки тому +182

      I think there’s no reason god and evolution can’t both exist

    • @Thrifty032781
      @Thrifty032781 3 роки тому +194

      @@Koichi-Kun I agree. It seems arrogant to believe God could not have used evolution to create life.

    • @ZeroX7649
      @ZeroX7649 3 роки тому +72

      @@Koichi-Kun The problem is people deny God because they think it makes them smarter. The reason goalposts shift is because Science is finite and changing and God is infinite and absolute. When you ask enough questions, evolution without creation is an impossibility. In reality, you could view the two as one in the same.

    • @user-wb8iu1hl6i
      @user-wb8iu1hl6i 3 роки тому +104

      @@Koichi-Kun You can believe in some deist conception of God that created the universe and then went away, but Darwinian evolution pretty much precludes the idea of a personal god

    • @muslymier
      @muslymier 3 роки тому +21

      @@Thrifty032781 Actually that's impossible. But only because evolution is the change in existing life, not the creation of it. Evolution needs life to be already present for it to happen.

  • @darkglass3011
    @darkglass3011 4 роки тому +1581

    This just goes to show just how irritating it is when the goal post is continuously moved away from you every time you prove the opposition wrong.

    • @TheIndieGamesNL
      @TheIndieGamesNL 4 роки тому +28

      @Stale Bagelz to be fair you must be exceptionally stupid to read the bible literally as its meant methaphorically and symbolically, theres a symbolical psychological truth within these ancient texts - Carl Jung

    • @fupoflapo2386
      @fupoflapo2386 4 роки тому +2

      @Stale Bagelz seriously?

    • @skwills1629
      @skwills1629 4 роки тому +14

      @Stale Bagelz Athists like you reveal one thing to me. This is not about being angry at Religin, its being angry at only Christianity, and not because Christians oppose Science, but because you need to push your own Religion.
      By the way Atheists move goal posts all the Time. Like when Atheists use Timothy McVeig as an example of Christian Terrorism, ven though he was an agnostic, and eventhiugh his motivations were political, but deny Atheismhad anything to do with COmmunism, and claim it was urely political...

    • @AlexBrown230
      @AlexBrown230 4 роки тому +26

      @@skwills1629 Because Tmothy McVeigh is the only example of religious atrocities, Albigensian Crusade ring a bell? how about the Salem Witch Burnings? The other Crusades? The Inquisition? Yes, communism is a political belief, like any extreme political ideology and has noting to do with religion. So yeah, these backward ideology of creationism should be mocked back to the stone ages where it belongs, along with other backward idiotic ideas.

    • @andyroobrick-a-brack9355
      @andyroobrick-a-brack9355 4 роки тому +36

      @@AlexBrown230 Just because someone commits an attrocity in the name of a religion, doesn't mean that religion is violent.

  • @grinsmckenzie7122
    @grinsmckenzie7122 4 роки тому +695

    There are a lot of good jokes in this scene, but "undisprovable science" is really underappreciated.

    • @duckqueak
      @duckqueak 4 роки тому +18

      disunderappreciated

    • @insertobligatoryreferenceh489
      @insertobligatoryreferenceh489 3 роки тому +8

      My favorite was "Thus saith the almighty creature in the sky!"

    • @napiersh1
      @napiersh1 2 роки тому +10

      @@insertobligatoryreferenceh489 The line Dr. Banjo says before that makes that line you mentioned even better. "Things don't exist simply because you believe in them!"

    • @The_Mighty_Fiction
      @The_Mighty_Fiction 2 роки тому +2

      'Undisprovable science,' huh? I wonder if you could tell me, what sex is a birth-giving person?

    • @grinsmckenzie7122
      @grinsmckenzie7122 2 роки тому +18

      @@The_Mighty_Fiction The joke is that "undisprovable science" is an oxymoron. A valid scientific hypothesis must be disprovable so it can be tested. The orangutan in the scene is arguing nonsense, like anyone who puts forward undisprovable claims.

  • @whynot-tomorrow_1945
    @whynot-tomorrow_1945 2 роки тому +639

    I love how Dr. Banjo is talking about the "great creature in the sky" while they are, quite literally, in the sky on a space station 😂

    • @SweatierAcorn
      @SweatierAcorn 2 роки тому +24

      You know people still gonna argue about dumb shit like this while literally standing on proof they're wrong.

    • @striker8961
      @striker8961 Рік тому +12

      He’s in space, and calls the shape of the earth… a theory

    • @greysnake2903
      @greysnake2903 Рік тому +1

      Is he a discworld reference?

    • @ALittleBitOfGay
      @ALittleBitOfGay 10 місяців тому +1

      ​@@SweatierAcornthey already do, or drive anyway. Oil companies quite literally find oil using radiometric dating. But obviously radiometric dating doesn't work because it's contrary to the Bible. Good thing there's that one creationist oil company that doesn't use radiometric dating since it's bunk. Hmm, I wonder how much oil its prospectors find, or what its stock price looks like.

  • @shizumeru_
    @shizumeru_ 3 роки тому +392

    The thing about this slideshow device is that the professor only presses a button to display the next species, which means all the images were already loaded onto the device. Dr. Banjo presents each step as a missing piece, yet the answer to his own question is on his own data drive.

    • @purpleemerald5299
      @purpleemerald5299 3 роки тому +71

      Makes sense, actually. He was always unsurprised and ready to push the goal post further until the professor found the single missing link.

    • @justsomeguy6545
      @justsomeguy6545 3 роки тому +9

      Mabey he was downloading images from the internet

    • @scrittle
      @scrittle 2 роки тому +28

      Judging from the fact you can have ads inserted into your dreams, Farnsworth probably projected it there via his own thoughts.

    • @persepolis4237
      @persepolis4237 Рік тому +2

      This scene It's so good it reminds me of a debate I've seen on a podcast. The creationist brought several printed articles saying the data in there disproved the scientist point but the scientist knew those papers firsthand and they were actually going against what the creationist was saying. Funny thing the creationist was also a scientist.

    • @codyeaster290
      @codyeaster290 12 днів тому

      @@persepolis4237 "Funny thing the creationist was also a scientist."
      Surely any scientist other than an evolutionist, right?

  • @PC.NickRowan
    @PC.NickRowan 4 роки тому +377

    Funnily enough, to say "I don't want to live on this planet anymore, in the year 3000 is a very reasonable statement and viable plan of action.

    • @johnnygang9836
      @johnnygang9836 3 роки тому +37

      The funny thing is that instantly after they say ¨I dont want to live on this planet anymore¨ they immediatly leave the planet

    • @kraigshall
      @kraigshall 2 роки тому +8

      Sadly it's not so viable back in 2022... Because fuck me I don't want to live on this world anymore

    • @windows7504
      @windows7504 5 місяців тому

      I mean, you can just leave...
      It's not rocket science!

  • @NameName2.0
    @NameName2.0 5 років тому +561

    I like how much fun the professor seems to have, naming off each and every link between apes and humans

    • @nachomolaolivera7580
      @nachomolaolivera7580 4 роки тому +6

      Actually those weren't apes, they are ancestors of both humans and apes.

    • @pavelgorokhov2976
      @pavelgorokhov2976 4 роки тому +45

      @@nachomolaolivera7580 they were apes because humans are apes.

    • @nachomolaolivera7580
      @nachomolaolivera7580 4 роки тому +2

      @@pavelgorokhov2976 NO, that common ancestor both apes and humans have cannot be called an ape, it has differences towards apes like the ones apes have towards humans, it's a completely different genre.

    • @omeke9336
      @omeke9336 4 роки тому +39

      @@nachomolaolivera7580 Bruh, humans are apes.

    • @omeke9336
      @omeke9336 4 роки тому +3

      @@nachomolaolivera7580 that thing was an ape too

  • @petitnicollas
    @petitnicollas 4 роки тому +425

    "Merely a theory like gravity or the shape of the earth"
    I'm going to create the anti-gravity movement. The prophecy will be fulfilled.

    • @pyroshell5652
      @pyroshell5652 4 роки тому +25

      Thing is, Einstein stated that you can't tell the difference between gravity and sufficient acceleration. So it would tie in with the Flat Earth theory, and if anything, would give them more ammunition to use.

    • @petitnicollas
      @petitnicollas 4 роки тому +55

      @@pyroshell5652 Yeah exactly. Buy my new book: "Gravity doesn't exist, the Earth is Flat and Vaccines are bad for you. Now give me your money"

    • @IronLegionnaire1
      @IronLegionnaire1 4 роки тому +21

      @@pyroshell5652 except since gravity is an acceleration of 9.81m/s/s, if a flat Earth was accelerating upwards at that speed, it would eventually move beyond the speed of light or (in a realistic scenario, but we're talking about a flat Earth here) become unable to speed up because it's impossible to move beyond the speed of light, meaning we'd no longer be speeding up, which would mean there'd be nothing keeping us on Earth as we'd be moving at the same speed as earth with nothing pulling us towards it.

    • @octaviusroosevelt7355
      @octaviusroosevelt7355 4 роки тому +4

      Little late for that, my friend.

    • @bskec2177
      @bskec2177 4 роки тому +2

      look up the book "Gravity is a Push".

  • @baconsir1159
    @baconsir1159 4 роки тому +480

    You’d think the whole episode was making fun of creationism, but the punchline is that Farnsworth creates evolving robots that turn into a copy of human civilisation and don’t believe he (or anyone) created them.
    This episode was fantastic all around.

    • @eviljoel
      @eviljoel 2 роки тому +11

      It does make fun of creationists. Because they're annoying morons.

    • @baconsir1159
      @baconsir1159 2 роки тому +30

      @@eviljoel Oh boy, way to neither read nor respond to anything past the first comma

    • @axldave9940
      @axldave9940 2 роки тому +49

      @@baconsir1159
      Well, technically he's right. It does make fun of creationists, but then adds an ironic twist at the end as a sort of "Wouldn't it be funny if they were actually right?" thing.

    • @axldave9940
      @axldave9940 2 роки тому

      @@MrGamis
      No, that is the focus. That's why this entire scene exists, to highlight the lengths of work and evidence that go into proving evolution, and the kind of ignorant jackassery that creationist apologists come up with in response to it.
      The part at the end is more a commentary on how the idea of a creator itself has not been disproven. But that doesn't change the fact that creationists are such ignorant jackasses that nothing they say can be taken seriously.

    • @AbysmalGaming
      @AbysmalGaming 2 роки тому +1

      @@axldave9940 You’re acting equally as jackassish as the creationist you call jackasses. You are no different to them in your jackarsery. Equally jackassis. I too, also am. By telling you that you are equally as jackassish, I have become a jackass.

  • @parker-boy98
    @parker-boy98 4 роки тому +2003

    The fact that the guy who literally stated his ancestors were orangutans is against the idea of evolution is turning me for a loop. Really says a lot about society, doesn't it?

    • @echo5327
      @echo5327 4 роки тому +153

      Parker Green I mean cuz he is an orangutan which is saying that his own ancestors are also orangutans, thus he didn’t evolve, this evolution doesn’t exist

    • @autismobinch135
      @autismobinch135 4 роки тому +31

      Parker Green
      We live in a society gamers rise up

    • @Hyper_Drud
      @Hyper_Drud 4 роки тому +5

      And to think, this episode was aired somewhere between the late 2000s and 2010s.

    • @parker-boy98
      @parker-boy98 4 роки тому +1

      @@echo5327 Okay, I get your point

    • @parker-boy98
      @parker-boy98 4 роки тому +1

      @@autismobinch135 Oh shut the fuck up "we live in a society" what's that supposed to mean?

  • @dingochungis6814
    @dingochungis6814 5 років тому +2389

    i think i saw this episode when i was like 12 or something and the jokes seemed weak to me back then, outside of "i don't wanna live on this planet anymore"
    gotta say, as an adult... the jokes are better, and painfully accurate to many people

    • @Toneill029
      @Toneill029 5 років тому +57

      There are only somethings that can be appreciated when you are older.

    • @nate3487
      @nate3487 5 років тому +54

      This episode didn't come out thaaat long ago, if you saw it when you were 12 you'd be... Oh god, you'd be 21. This episode is nearly 10 years old

    • @claudevandog
      @claudevandog 5 років тому +46

      That's how a lot of Futurama is to me, it was kinda funny to 12 year old me, but when I watch it now it's way funnier cuz I get most of the jokes. Most people think of "adult humor" as just sex jokes and innuendos, but it can also be stuff like this

    • @sjakierulez
      @sjakierulez 5 років тому +21

      @@claudevandog The idea that adult humor is just sex is mainly American .

    • @米空軍パイロット
      @米空軍パイロット 4 роки тому +8

      @@claudevandog Because it's inaccurately named. That stuff is more for teenagers who are just starting to explore sex.

  • @JetJockey87
    @JetJockey87 4 роки тому +57

    "Just because we haven't found it, doesn't mean it doesn't exist".
    Farnsworth proving Dr Banjos point.
    "Things don't exist just because we say they do."
    Dr. Banjo proving Farnsworth's point.
    Absolutely wonderful writing.

    • @megasnowey7177
      @megasnowey7177 10 днів тому

      Easily the best comment in this section since you are seeing both sides and not just one like all the reddit atheists

    • @Bacon2000.
      @Bacon2000. 8 днів тому

      Best comment tbh. Actually contributes to the video

  • @psychee1
    @psychee1 3 роки тому +361

    "Pshaw! Things don't exist just because you believe in them. THUS SAYETH THE ALMIGHTY CREATURE IN THE SKY!"
    Futurama's writing is just too good.

    • @muigokublack6487
      @muigokublack6487 2 роки тому +14

      Alot of the writers had masters degrees and PhDs. I think Groning said to the effect of "We were probably the smartest people in the world writing for an animated comedy"

    • @sarcasticallyrearranged
      @sarcasticallyrearranged Рік тому +3

      *Groening

  • @ELLE_3773
    @ELLE_3773 2 роки тому +53

    For once I actually appreciate that this whole clip wasn't just simply a freebooted couple of minutes from a show, nor a 15 second clip for our ever reducing attention span, instead it actually gave previous scenes as context for what was essentially a punchline already anticipated by the title. gg.

    • @codyeaster290
      @codyeaster290 12 днів тому

      "For once I actually appreciate that this whole clip wasn't just simply a freebooted couple of minutes from a show, nor a 15 second clip for our ever reducing attention span"
      This was 13 years ago.

  • @Anglomachian
    @Anglomachian 5 років тому +377

    It's terrifying how accurate this all was. I like the Piltdown man reference.

    • @TattiePeeler
      @TattiePeeler 5 років тому +18

      Don't forget Manfred Mann! ☝️

    • @skwills1629
      @skwills1629 4 роки тому +3

      It is not really accurate though. It feeds on a sterype of what Creatinism is. Or what Religion is.

    • @GeneralKenobi75
      @GeneralKenobi75 4 роки тому +22

      @@skwills1629 No, its pretty accurate. Creationists live in a fantasy world.

    • @skwills1629
      @skwills1629 4 роки тому +3

      @@GeneralKenobi75 No more so than Evolutinists. Insulting people neer proves anything, and in caes like this, when you use Insults to be dismissive it proves how childish you are an dhow invalid anything you say is.

    • @GeneralKenobi75
      @GeneralKenobi75 4 роки тому +19

      @@skwills1629 Neither does making up crap. Which is the whole basis for creationism. Speaking of childish, who taught you grammar?

  • @quentina5533
    @quentina5533 4 роки тому +336

    The missing link is a misunderstanding of evolution and doesn't actually exist.

    • @TheUltimateNatural
      @TheUltimateNatural 4 роки тому +71

      Exactly. Evolution is not a straight line.

    • @nachomolaolivera7580
      @nachomolaolivera7580 4 роки тому +7

      @@TheUltimateNatural it actually is for a certain individual.

    • @JohnSmith-ox3gy
      @JohnSmith-ox3gy 4 роки тому +8

      NACHO MOLA OLIVERA
      From a *certain* point of view padawan skywalker.

    • @BestAnimeFreak
      @BestAnimeFreak 4 роки тому +99

      Well, the missing link would exist, if it would be possible to have a fossil of every single generation.
      But because that is very improbable, due to fossilization being very rare, it's not possible to show a missing link.
      Or to say it in a different way.
      Take a picture of a kid every day until he is 40.
      Then show where he went from being a kid to being a teen on one single picture or from being a teen to being an adult ...
      That is the "missing link" problem creationists (or evolution deniers) don't understand.
      You can't show it, because it's not like a pokemon evolution.

    • @nachomolaolivera7580
      @nachomolaolivera7580 4 роки тому +20

      @@BestAnimeFreak that's an unusually good explanation... awesome.

  • @MarkoNara
    @MarkoNara 4 роки тому +520

    This is why Futurama its a better show than the Simpson and Family Guy

    • @ExpertExterminators
      @ExpertExterminators 4 роки тому +25

      Another show I would recommend that has a "slice of life" tropes would be King of The Hill.

    • @jeremyusreevu237
      @jeremyusreevu237 4 роки тому +15

      Also because of Zoidberg.

    • @jeremyusreevu237
      @jeremyusreevu237 4 роки тому +8

      Yeah, King of the Hill is really good.

    • @frilliflove2424
      @frilliflove2424 4 роки тому +6

      Those two trash piles aren't even kind of on the same wavelength as Futurama

    • @ExpertExterminators
      @ExpertExterminators 4 роки тому +4

      @@frilliflove2424 Nerd alert

  • @edgargarred4319
    @edgargarred4319 5 років тому +692

    "A far more logical explanation is the undisprovable science of creaturism"

    • @Ironislander4302
      @Ironislander4302 5 років тому +33

      Undisprovable lol

    • @Diiablox
      @Diiablox 5 років тому +87

      That is another gem hidden in this, making fun of people legitimately pushing unfalsifiable beliefs as though they had any value whatsoever. In science, something that has been proven wrong is STILL more valuable than something that physically cannot be proven wrong no matter what, as at least you've learned something ;)
      if a hypothesis cannot be disproved, it is a worthless hypothesis

    • @skwills1629
      @skwills1629 4 роки тому

      @@Diiablox I've herd Dakisn say Evolutin can't be disporoven...

    • @skwills1629
      @skwills1629 4 роки тому +4

      @Eitra Ardania I don;t want to get into a Creation VS Evolution debate here. I am not a Creationist fart all. But I wil say Creationists actually accept changes over Time. They call them Microevolution as ppoed to Macro and claim Species have a certain degree of Plasticity, but never change into new species. And the point I was really makings more about how Creationists aren't simple minded idiots and do form Evidence based arguments. I disagree with them, but its not really a fair portrayal of them to say they have no evidence at all. Jut "A book". Its nonsensical to pretend this is all there is to it.

    • @LordProteus
      @LordProteus 4 роки тому +2

      @@Ironislander4302 I claim Creaturism is wrong, since it cannot be proven I am wrong, therefore, I am automatically right, and Creaturism is wrong. CHECK-MATE Dr. Banjo!

  • @JohnCena8351
    @JohnCena8351 4 роки тому +547

    I love how they even say "7000 years ago" because this takes place in the year 3000.
    I wonder if we still have to deal with people like this in a 1000 years.

    • @Hyper_Drud
      @Hyper_Drud 4 роки тому +49

      Im pretty sure we’ve always had to deal with dumb people.

    • @JohnCena8351
      @JohnCena8351 4 роки тому +16

      @@Hyper_Drud Unfortnuately you're probably right.

    • @vfaulkon
      @vfaulkon 4 роки тому +35

      No we won't. We'll be dead, thankfully.
      Our descendants, however...

    • @bogusmcbogus2637
      @bogusmcbogus2637 4 роки тому +3

      Great catch!

    • @medexamtoolscom
      @medexamtoolscom 4 роки тому +18

      Of course if there were anyone to be around in a trillion years, they would all be saying the universe is a trillion years old. They'd have to be mighty optimistic to still think Jesus was coming back at that point though.

  • @khazzen
    @khazzen 4 роки тому +888

    "fake science is real science" dude, that's 2019 in a nutshell.

    • @janesullivan692
      @janesullivan692 4 роки тому +37

      My ignorance is equal to your knowledge! Now let's go inject lysol and shine UV light down our throats!

    • @jamieohjamie
      @jamieohjamie 4 роки тому +37

      2020 has entered the chat

    • @kronos548
      @kronos548 4 роки тому +23

      oh my sweet child, 2019 had nothing on 2020, and i imagine 2021 will be just as fun

    • @aidentate5567
      @aidentate5567 4 роки тому +23

      I'm from your future. People get dumber in 2020

    • @toaster3715
      @toaster3715 4 роки тому +1

      Waut Dooghe NPC detected

  • @lordkaos31
    @lordkaos31 Рік тому +23

    I whole heartedly believe that once space travel become trivial for us and people can come and go off planets as they please there will still be people calling earth flat.

    • @Sol4rFl4r3
      @Sol4rFl4r3 Рік тому +1

      no there won't. Because they have never went to the moon, let alone "travel". That's why people even question nasa and so on, because of all the bs and incosistencies. If you talk about space travel, why don't we have a real camera on the moon filming the earth 24/7 raw, not that bs looping footage from the supposed "ISS" from youtube, i've seen video games put up a better reality than that.

    • @superbrain7852
      @superbrain7852 10 місяців тому +1

      @@Sol4rFl4r3 The amount of arguments you have here is astounding, you must really be into this. However, its also pretty pathetic, looking at your arguments. Here, you simply fully misunderstood the original argument, apparently. He said once we travel to space frequently, and with we i mean us, all of us, there will still be people like you. You replied that there wont, because... people won't travel. That doesn't make sense whatsoever, in his scenario "they" *do*, you cant change that and then call the scenario false.

    • @Sol4rFl4r3
      @Sol4rFl4r3 10 місяців тому +1

      @@superbrain7852 whatever man, don't believe everything you're being told.

    • @superbrain7852
      @superbrain7852 10 місяців тому +1

      @@Sol4rFl4r3I don't, if i would, i would have believed you, or the guys you literally just believed for no apparent reason (yes, im callin' hypocrisy). I only believe what makes sense and is supported by a certain degree of evidence.
      A big chunk of the world lying about the earth being flat and faking evidence for that without a single piece of evidence speaking against it, without a single bit of scientific proof, without a single witness for LITERALLY no fucking reason whatsoever is not really on that list...

    • @spacewhalemilk
      @spacewhalemilk 9 місяців тому

      @@Sol4rFl4r3The reason we don't have a camera on the moon is that we did not put one when we went, there ( was not possible back then) and we did not go back. We will soon tho, the us wants to impress people again. How would you debunk the live iss footage? It does not loop and it is always accurate to the current location of the iss. I have seen the Iss orbit over my country with my own eyes. Like always, all talk no proof.

  • @TheBigGMan123
    @TheBigGMan123 5 років тому +1983

    "I don't want to live on this planet anymore" yeah neither do the rest of us but untill they perfect hyperspace travel the rest of us are stuck here with all the other nuts jobs.

    • @darthbradmedia8929
      @darthbradmedia8929 5 років тому +5

      gvirus00 well said!

    • @Storming360
      @Storming360 5 років тому +43

      Faster than light travel might never be a reality but at least there is mars and rest of solar system. That should put hundred of thousands kilometers between them and us.

    • @muoi_art
      @muoi_art 5 років тому

      did you just say in till

    • @santinoofnapa566
      @santinoofnapa566 5 років тому +8

      Get of your high horse, you’re just as bad, I’ll warrant.

    • @TheBigGMan123
      @TheBigGMan123 5 років тому +8

      @@muoi_art yes yes I did thank you for letting me know ;)

  • @seededsoul
    @seededsoul 2 роки тому +19

    I like how Banjo's powerpoint already had the missing links queued up.

  • @rrtkddigimon0
    @rrtkddigimon0 5 років тому +45

    "Like the shape of the Earth"
    Holy fuck, this has aged WELL

  • @corruptangel6793
    @corruptangel6793 5 місяців тому +10

    The Professor: "I've traveled through time, I literally saw us evolve! I witnessed the Big Bang! Several times! Bender, you were there, tell them!"
    Bender: "I've met God."

  • @AllenQuid
    @AllenQuid 2 роки тому +75

    Young Earth Creationists believe the planet was created six thousand years ago and I greatly appreciate the writers having the attentiveness to make it seven thousand years ago in this episode.

  • @cryptotooth
    @cryptotooth 2 роки тому +57

    Wow. Even in 2021 the writers of this old show still manage to hit close to home. Futurama was something special that I always miss.

  • @snowman72891
    @snowman72891 5 років тому +188

    The minute somewhere else opens up, I'm there.

    • @DwarfDaddy
      @DwarfDaddy 5 років тому +5

      If only that plan to colonize Mars didn’t fail I’d have bribed my way on somehow

    • @draconicusmathiusanytherio7630
      @draconicusmathiusanytherio7630 5 років тому +1

      LordDeraj failed? It hasn’t even started yet

    • @bellabrodie4740
      @bellabrodie4740 4 роки тому

      Elon musk wants to know your location

  • @alexisthetransgenderduelis4211
    @alexisthetransgenderduelis4211 4 роки тому +12526

    This joke has aged extremely well it's scary

    • @definitelynotempty
      @definitelynotempty 4 роки тому +616

      It's kind of depressing when you think about it.
      Then again, the number of people who are against thinking is growing

    • @bigfudge2031
      @bigfudge2031 4 роки тому +202

      if anything the joke was 985 years late.

    • @julianbeldham8684
      @julianbeldham8684 4 роки тому +104

      We even have an orangutan to deal with

    • @rickvandam3238
      @rickvandam3238 4 роки тому +60

      Look at America
      Illuminati was so 2018 now its Q

    • @astupiddumbperson1160
      @astupiddumbperson1160 4 роки тому +27

      3:17

  • @peep39
    @peep39 Рік тому +16

    "thing don't exist just because you believe in them." I've seen this episode several times and I just got that joke.

  • @warmachineuk
    @warmachineuk Рік тому +14

    Creationists seem to have given up with the missing link. Instead, claiming living matter can’t come from non-living matter, which is a different theory, or mutations can’t create new abilities, despite it happening all the time in microbes.

    • @tumescent
      @tumescent Рік тому +1

      They'll push the goalpost to infinite heights

    • @TheDMan2003
      @TheDMan2003 10 місяців тому +1

      Will they ever shut up, at least on their own?

  • @killian9314
    @killian9314 4 роки тому +48

    You know what's funny? The episode made a parallel to how Fransworth created life exactly like banjo said in another world, causing a scientist from said world to repeat a cycle of ostracized genius creating life. Yet the joke still stands because of the contrivedness of such occurance

  • @aitipsea3909
    @aitipsea3909 5 років тому +611

    This episode made me sick
    Not because of the commentary or the jokes, which are funny as well and thought provoking, but for this scene: is just too real, too relatable and it made me remember how hard it is to respect an opinion that you know is based on something false and, sometimes, harmful

    • @jordanwhite8718
      @jordanwhite8718 4 роки тому +70

      Isn’t comedy just tragedy plus timing?

    • @aitipsea3909
      @aitipsea3909 4 роки тому +43

      @@jordanwhite8718 Yep
      I only laugh, because crying would hurt too much

    • @gordonramsayfan327
      @gordonramsayfan327 4 роки тому +7

      @@jordanwhite8718 I saw a deer today.

    • @papanurgle8393
      @papanurgle8393 4 роки тому

      @@gordonramsayfan327 I did too (well today but...)

    • @nachomolaolivera7580
      @nachomolaolivera7580 4 роки тому +3

      You basically described a libertarian.

  • @shame2189
    @shame2189 4 роки тому +83

    Farnsworth is the ultimate high-intellect boomer and i wanna hang out with him.

  • @PenneySounds
    @PenneySounds Рік тому +14

    I love how they brought this character back as an anti-vaxxer

  • @sashabraus9422
    @sashabraus9422 2 роки тому +8

    I like how the machine has two buttons, one to add a question mark and one to put the next evolutionary stage where the question mark used to be.

  • @bigenemy000
    @bigenemy000 Рік тому +13

    Jesus christ this comment section become what this episode tried to mock wtf... People stop regressing mentally, antivaxers, actual people who believea creationism, FLAT EARTHERS WTF GUYS

  • @BenersantheBread
    @BenersantheBread 4 роки тому +16

    "I've hit a rich vein of missing links" is so funny to me and I'm not even sure why.

    • @jjwhyte14
      @jjwhyte14 Рік тому +1

      “Java man, Piltdown man, Manfred Mann” 😂

  • @DangoJoey
    @DangoJoey 4 роки тому +16

    I love how I knew all of the first few "missing links" from my Intro to Anthropology class and that it's even more poignant because I learned about them in the INTRO class. As in, Banjo should have already known all of them 😭

    • @off-the-grounder568
      @off-the-grounder568 Рік тому +3

      “I’m a monkey. Why should I take classes about humans?” - Professor Banjo, probably

  • @matthewb9981
    @matthewb9981 2 роки тому +11

    "Things don't exist simply because you believe in them. THUS SAYETH THE ALMIGHTY CREATURE IN THE SKY!!"

  • @forssi1
    @forssi1 Рік тому +16

    They fly around with spaceships but still debate over the shape of the world 😂

  • @Cannibal713
    @Cannibal713 4 роки тому +17

    0:47 The holy flying spagetti monster! The one true God! Let him into your heart, let him touch it with his noodly appendages.

  • @ludrixte1938
    @ludrixte1938 4 роки тому +15

    The best part of this is right after The Professor says this, he leaves Earth in search of a new planet to live on

  • @EAV123_
    @EAV123_ 6 років тому +948

    I never got this episode when I first saw it, because I was around 11, now as an adult I'm thinking, What proof did Dr. Banjo have?! He just put Homo Farnsworth on a dinosaur and said that's all the proof he needed to disprove evolution, and everyone just believed him. Anybody can put anything with dinosaurs, like I could just put a Xenomorph with them and say it's fact. I don't need evidence, I could just say it happened that way. It wasn't fucking evidence, it was just a display of his opinion.
    Also I wondered why Dr. Farnsworth didn't want to live on earth anymore, now I think it was because his evidence proved evolution was real and people just automatically discredited it after the "evidence" of Dr. Banjo. I feel like he realized how fucking stupid everyone was and just gave up, and I don't blame him.

    • @PerfectAlibi1
      @PerfectAlibi1 6 років тому +102

      No shit, Sherlock...

    • @EAV123_
      @EAV123_ 6 років тому +80

      Radicaldanny Again I was 11, I mostly ignored the science aspect and cared more about the humor

    • @longlivegarybusey6409
      @longlivegarybusey6409 5 років тому +47

      Uh...yeah bud....that's...the joke.....

    • @Googaliemoogalie
      @Googaliemoogalie 5 років тому +138

      I know your comment is a year old, but I wanna point out that the homo Farnsworth on a dinosaur disproving evolution is a reference to the American evangelical church (or one of them) putting Jesus on a dinosaur. Because dinosaurs would have been before humans that would have rectified the whole "Earth is older than 5000 years" "problem" and yes. It's a real thing people believe, Google it.
      And Farnsworth saying he doesn't want to live on the planet is because he's frustrated at how hard work in science just gets misconstrued without ANY evidence and he can't change it by just introducing more evidence.

    • @razer0072073
      @razer0072073 5 років тому +2

      😂😂😂

  • @Torlik11
    @Torlik11 3 роки тому +9

    That, kids, is what we call "moving the goalpost". Remember, you haven't lost as long as you can nitpick and missrepresent your oponent's argument.

  • @Starbat88
    @Starbat88 5 років тому +111

    I often feel like uttering Farnsworth's final line...

  • @AbradolfLincler
    @AbradolfLincler 2 роки тому +16

    2:02 say that again.. but slowly

  • @TheRealUnderCap
    @TheRealUnderCap 2 роки тому +14

    That quote at the end of this clip, proved that every species from any galaxies and universes are absolutely 100% agreed with Professor Farnsworth.

  • @Hydde87
    @Hydde87 2 роки тому +17

    Futurama 10 years later being more relevant than ever.

  • @KingQwertzlbrmpf
    @KingQwertzlbrmpf 4 роки тому +42

    The frightening thing about this scene is how accurate it is to reality...

  • @theklorg305
    @theklorg305 5 років тому +138

    Sign at 0:03: Nothing every changes.
    Futurama: Endlessly different then the present.
    Comedy gold.

  • @mr.skippy4898
    @mr.skippy4898 5 років тому +104

    Let's be honest, whenever a day doesn't go the way we want it to, we've all felt like the Professor at some point.

    • @aitipsea3909
      @aitipsea3909 5 років тому +11

      *understatement of the fucking millennium*
      Also like Scar: "I'm surrounded by idiots"

    • @katarinabrunk8698
      @katarinabrunk8698 2 роки тому

      A slightly unfortunate truth lol 😂

  • @wesleyward5901
    @wesleyward5901 Рік тому +8

    Me any time I see Twitter doing anything:

  • @basedbattledroid3507
    @basedbattledroid3507 4 роки тому +53

    "Elitist East Coast Evolution"

    • @autismobinch135
      @autismobinch135 4 роки тому +3

      Vegetarian Soylent-Green
      Blah blah evolution actually is east coast elitism
      Blah blah this clip actually about how only two genders
      Blah blah libs are stupid
      Blah blah climate change not real
      Blah blah I want to kill my wife

  • @ma3mc3mu-X
    @ma3mc3mu-X 5 років тому +89

    Dr Zaius, Dr Zaius… Dr Zaius, Dr Zaius… Dr Zaius, Dr Zaius… Oh, Dr Zaius!

    • @tommyrosilio4491
      @tommyrosilio4491 4 роки тому +1

      Rock me dr zaius

    • @oomusd
      @oomusd 4 роки тому +3

      he can talk ?! - I can siiiiiiing !

  • @WildsDreams45
    @WildsDreams45 2 роки тому +7

    Well technically they both evolved from great apes and are actually still both great apes.

  • @vanhunts6238
    @vanhunts6238 Рік тому +6

    0:00 I need to know which year Scott the Woz starts the “nerd academy!”

    • @Indeside
      @Indeside Рік тому +1

      Finally, someone else who's noticed that!

  • @sebastianfyhn8813
    @sebastianfyhn8813 3 роки тому +9

    “Things don’t exist simply because you believe in them” 😂😂😂

    • @randomnpc5777
      @randomnpc5777 3 роки тому

      Jesús in nutshell

    • @ojroche5217
      @ojroche5217 3 роки тому +1

      @@randomnpc5777 Jesus was real. God has always been disputable though.

  • @Escobar224
    @Escobar224 5 років тому +19

    So the youtube recommendations finally tells me where this meme comes from.

    • @KvaGram
      @KvaGram 5 років тому

      Dude, if this is the first you have seen of this, then you need to watch the full episode.
      And if you never watched Futurama before, trust me, you NEED to binge it. All of it. RIGHT NOW!

  • @wyattmund9286
    @wyattmund9286 Рік тому +9

    Whenever I encounter anti science and especially anti evolution conspiracy, this scene always plays in the corners of my mind.

  • @TheMpo1986
    @TheMpo1986 5 місяців тому +6

    Everything about this is accurate. You can Science all day long but someone dumber than you will underwit you every time.

  • @froglover4203
    @froglover4203 Рік тому +22

    I like to waste my life arguing with creationists, and this clip really speaks to me.

    • @matterasmachine
      @matterasmachine Рік тому +4

      evolution is creation. World is still being created. Why would god ever stop?

    • @VietReze
      @VietReze Рік тому +5

      @@matterasmachine okay? We're mostly referring to young earth Creationist. Like you can be christian and believe in evolution. But some people choose to differ

    • @matterasmachine
      @matterasmachine Рік тому

      @@VietReze if you really chose to differ then I can show real, testable god. Discrete machine. It’s testable and therefor scientific.

    • @VietReze
      @VietReze Рік тому +2

      @@matterasmachine what?

    • @matterasmachine
      @matterasmachine Рік тому

      @@VietReze machine. Creator of matrix. More details in my videos.

  • @MissMarinaCapri
    @MissMarinaCapri 2 роки тому +16

    You can’t reason with bigots. That is their nature.

    • @Flarflenugen
      @Flarflenugen 2 роки тому +8

      You cannot logic someone out of a position they did not logic themselves int

  • @plush1563
    @plush1563 2 роки тому +8

    This clip hasn't aged well, its just always been relevant

  • @MrSpacelyy
    @MrSpacelyy 2 роки тому +5

    Before youtube was filled with dr banjos...
    This video was posted.

  • @sharkdentures3247
    @sharkdentures3247 2 роки тому +5

    And thus was created the 2nd most popular meme from Futurama!
    Right behind, "SHUT UP & take my money!"

  • @cunningsmile4166
    @cunningsmile4166 5 років тому +114

    1:04
    If anyone thought at that moment that Farnsworth would shoot him in the head, I don't blame you.

    • @ThePathStrider
      @ThePathStrider 5 років тому +20

      That orangutan is lucky he wasn't arguing with Rick Sanchez.

    • @Jackboy019
      @Jackboy019 5 років тому +5

      Robert Currie I hope the writers of R&M remember to keep consistent with Rick being also being a scientist rather than simply being a zany world traveller.

    • @fastacker2
      @fastacker2 2 роки тому

      Or at least give him a good poke with his finglonger!

  • @djtjpain
    @djtjpain 3 роки тому +4

    Wow I’ve used the professor quote in various acts of memery over the years but I never knew the context. It fits so well with how I’ve used it. This pleases me.

  • @lanehale5669
    @lanehale5669 4 роки тому +16

    After two years of Anthropology courses, this whole clip is better than ever🤣🤣

  • @dtdimeflicks6708
    @dtdimeflicks6708 3 роки тому +8

    This has aged incredibly well.

  • @lesewing
    @lesewing 2 роки тому +5

    One of the best Futurama memes, besides Shut up and Take my Money.

  • @RurouniKalainGaming
    @RurouniKalainGaming 3 роки тому +8

    I've been confusing this one and "I don't want to BE on this planet anymore." for years now, dang.

  • @PennTankerGuy
    @PennTankerGuy 2 роки тому +8

    This joke wasn't ahead of its time.
    It was exactly IN its time.

  • @NevanSlone
    @NevanSlone Рік тому +5

    *That is an insultingly accurate stereotype sir!*

  • @Ypog_UA
    @Ypog_UA 2 роки тому +17

    0:01 *Holy fuck Scott the Woz*

    • @tiedeman39
      @tiedeman39 2 роки тому +2

      I'm pretty sure it's supposed to be a reference to Steve Wozniak

    • @prageruwu69
      @prageruwu69 Рік тому +1

      💀💀💀💀💀💀

  • @Unknown-uk2sr
    @Unknown-uk2sr 3 роки тому +8

    Honestly at this point a protest like this isn't even ridiculous, if people started protesting this in the future I can't say that I would be surprised.

  • @jakublizon6375
    @jakublizon6375 2 роки тому +5

    This is how Ive been feeling since 2016. I want to go somewhere, well... Less stupid.

  • @avatarofasura3971
    @avatarofasura3971 2 роки тому +6

    I say this line so many times in my life that it’s not funny, but it actually is funny, because if it wasn’t funny that I wouldn’t want to live on this planet anymore

  • @BenjaminSteber
    @BenjaminSteber Рік тому +9

    Darwin faced a similar problem to the one depicted in this episode. Sir Richard Owen was a higher ranking member in their research group (I think it was the Royal Archeological society). Darwin had already formulated his theory and was using it to demonstrate the likely inheritance of the common morphological features between Humans and the other great apes leading back to a common ancestor which Darwin also predicted in accurate and precise detail. Owen rejected Evolution out of hand and would go to great lengths to discredit the theory, even as it gained overwhelming evidence and support. Owen was finally dismissed from his position amid numerous examples of fraud, deceit and plagiarism. He was the first in a long line of anti-evolution bunk peddlers that the theory would disprove and out last. A trend which has continued unbroken to this day.

  • @dragowolfraven3806
    @dragowolfraven3806 Рік тому +8

    "I don't want to live on this planet anymore." had me laughing so hard.

  • @andrewobrien8325
    @andrewobrien8325 2 роки тому +8

    “I don’t want to live on this planet anymore”
    I’ll bet everyone who sees this comment as thought that at least 100 times since this joke came out.

  • @cjmoore9966
    @cjmoore9966 3 роки тому +10

    I mean we all knew Scott the Woz is a nerd but who knew he'd start up his own university for nerdness. Though it makes more sense the more I think about it.

    • @mds_main
      @mds_main 2 роки тому

      I feel dumb for believing that Wozniak was his real surname, instead it was a reference to this 😂

    • @foursidekm
      @foursidekm 2 роки тому

      @@mds_main what no wozniak is his real last name. why wouldn't it be?

    • @mds_main
      @mds_main 2 роки тому

      @@foursidekm
      Well it would be incredibly convenient given this scene
      Considering the names of his friends are also references on their own I wouldn't be surprised if Wozniak wasn't his real surname but another hidden gag.

    • @foursidekm
      @foursidekm 2 роки тому

      @@mds_main I mean wozniak is like an actual last name though

    • @mds_main
      @mds_main 2 роки тому

      @@foursidekm
      Fair enough, at this point I wouldn't be surprised either way ahah

  • @garrettanderson4372
    @garrettanderson4372 4 роки тому +10

    I like how he actually moves to another planet after this isnt just saying shit but actually does it, respect

  • @cheehee808_
    @cheehee808_ 5 місяців тому +2

    This bit was way ahead of its time if we’re being honest

    • @zombies4evadude24
      @zombies4evadude24 28 днів тому

      It was relevant then; relevant now. Religious Zealots will unfortunately continue to exist in the west for at least 300 years im sure. Religion is a perfect fit for humans.

  • @DragonmanX90
    @DragonmanX90 Рік тому +20

    If I had a dollar for every time I've thought or felt the same as the Professor at the end of this video; I'd be able to buy my own planet and go live on that.

  • @chriswelcome8102
    @chriswelcome8102 4 роки тому +8

    I've not wanted to live on this planet long before this aired... I'd like to believe I'm not alone